R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 6/29/10. It's a Beautiful Thing.

[Hottub]

Buddays!!!:clap:

Tuesday version. Spy is here all day.

http://thesparkpost.com/storage/the-hot-chicks/valentina-dessi-hot-sexy-pretty-babe-model-naked-nude-breasts-tits-stacked-Latina-hiphip-phatass-fat-ass%204.jpg

This picture also is CDS approved.

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Everybody In The World Cup Pools! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87663)

Battle of the Planets! Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Nice URL name.:blink:

Let's go!

[PixarSpy]

He's a hack!

[Misteriosa]

i dont mind teh spy :happy:

[PixarSpy]

i dont mind teh spy :happy:

Thank you, ma'am.

[Hottub]

Ichiban.

Kagen hates the military and homosexuals.

Or something like that.:wink:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ichiban, tub does it again; a fine taste in women and music.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/32885.gif

[Hottub]

Damn I miss Dime.:glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

*PIXAR REPORT!*

I'm at my desk.

[Hottub]

*PIXAR REPORT!*

I'm at my desk.

God bless you and yours, Ryan.
You are truly doing the lord's work and many people thank and praise you.

[PixarSpy]

*PIXAR REPORT!*

I'm at my desk.

Now that's how it's done.
Take some notes, Pops.

[Hottub]

Now that's how it's done.
Take some notes, Pops.

Behave.

[PixarSpy]

Yes, ma'am.

[Gutter]

Ichiban.

Kagen hates the military and homosexuals.

Or something like that.:wink:

Ichiban.....she also hates mirrors.

[Hottub]

Spy Observation.

Not every chick in the world can pull off wearing a sun dress.:thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

Spy Observation.

Not every chick in the world can pull off wearing a sun dress.:thumbdown:

thats why i just refrain from dresses as much as possible :down:

[Hottub]

thats why i just refrain from dresses as much as possible :down:

If ayone can do it, you can.:wub:

[RhinoinMN]

My name is William and I like to wear dresses.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

If ayone can do it, you can.:wub:

Nah her skin is all brown and stuff. Kinda like an ethnic.

[Hottub]

Nah her skin is all brown and stuff. Kinda like an ethnic.

Don't you hate that?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Don't you hate that?

Can't stand it.

[Misteriosa]

Nah her skin is all brown and stuff. Kinda like an ethnic.

see what i mean? :down:

[Hottub]

If you don't immediately get blown after you give her the ring, take it back.

[Misteriosa]

this guy is a fucking dummy. there is no reason to spend so much money on a damn ring. this girl sounds like a real winner if she's gonna lose her shit if the ring isnt big enough :dry:

[Furtherman]

I've heard of people being left at the altar many times. It always makes the NY papers.

[Hottub]

I got my chick a ring.
Looking back, I should have put a down payment on a car for her instead.

[Misteriosa]

I got my chick a ring.
Looking back, I should have put a down payment on a car for her instead.

i would fucking LOVE that instead. i was never much of a jewelry person.

[Gutter]

this guy is a fucking dummy. there is no reason to spend so much money on a damn ring. this girl sounds like a real winner if she's gonna lose her shit if the ring isnt big enough :dry:

Das what i'm saying!!! who the fuck is spendin 30Gs on a ring? insanity.

[Rhah]

Buddays.

Was having too hard of a time finding Japan and Paraguay soccer babes to follow my ancient tradition and theme that was just started yesterday.

So, here's garfield instead:
http://www.bragster.com/pictures/0400/2647/89975d1222988683-funny-strange-random-pics-1222987467922_brag_large_widescreen.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

Das what i'm saying!!! who the fuck is spendin 30Gs on a ring? insanity.

Kobe?

[Gutter]

Kobe?

well yea, sure but he's a fuckin millionaire. i mean, what regular person is spending 30Gs on a wedding ring......bsides dumb dick Iowa over there.

[Hottub]

Well, she wears it every day and it is pretty nice.

[Hottub]

Time for the South Americans to be dialing.

[RhinoinMN]

well yea, sure but he's a fuckin millionaire. i mean, what regular person is spending 30Gs on a wedding ring......bsides dumb dick Iowa over there.

I just wish that 30K was 3 months of my salary.

[Gutter]

I just wish that 30K was 3 months of my salary.

agreed.

[Hottub]

I have 1.
Because I can and should.

[Gutter]

i know i'm singing to the choir here....or maybe talking to the wall.....but if Fez knows all these stats about how poorly the gun control laws are working in Chicago, why would he be pro-gun control in the case of Chicago?

[realmenhatelife]

There's a town in Georgia got a law on the books, says "If we all got guns then we wont have crooks," Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

[Baby DEW Year]

More guns only increases the odds that some bitch in Iowa is gonna get robbed of a 30K engagement ring!

[Furtherman]

i know i'm singing to the choir here....or maybe talking to the wall.....but if Fez knows all these stats about how poorly the gun control laws are working in Chicago, why would he be pro-gun control in the case of Chicago?

He doesn't know any stats.

He also doesn't get that people who want guns, can get guns. Laws or not.

[Furtherman]

More guns only increases the odds that some bitch in Iowa is gonna get robbed of a 30K engagement ring!

:clap:

[Hottub]

It's remarkable how well it worked in D.C.
It's like Disnyland down there now.:laugh:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I got my chick a ring.
Looking back, I should have put a down payment on a car for her instead.

A brand new Yugo huh?

[Rhah]

How did Wyatt Earp ban guns in Tombstone? If its illegal? Man those cowboys back then needed a constitutional lawyer.

[Misteriosa]

More guns only increases the odds that some bitch in Iowa is gonna get robbed of a 30K engagement ring!

i lol'ed :tongue:

[Hottub]

A brand new Yugo huh?

Better than a donkey.

[Gutter]

He doesn't know any stats.

He also doesn't get that people who want guns, can get guns. Laws or not.

stats or not he knows ppl are getting shot.

obviously the law isn't working, but he doesn't think it needs to be changed. fuzzy logic.

[Hottub]

stats or not he knows ppl are getting shot.

obviously the law isn't working, but he doesn't think it needs to be changed. fuzzy logic.

Fezzy Logic.:wink:

[Lemieux66]

Anthony needs to call in. Then Fez will cry and the show will be back where it works best.

[Chigworthy]

Yeah, ban guns all together Fez. Try telling that to people who live in remote areas. What a foolish thing to think.

[n0thng2bdone]

funny stuff

[A.J.]

It's remarkable how well it worked in D.C.
It's like Disnyland down there now.:laugh:

Yeah the 80s and early 90s were good times. Getting held up twice at gunpoint are memories I'll always cherish.

[Rhah]

Damn, I need to learn how to call the show, I emailed that Tampa story to them... email is too slow.

[YourAmishDaddy]

I seriously don't get how he's lived this long.

[Misteriosa]

Damn, I need to learn how to call the show, I emailed that Tampa story to them... email is too slow.

866-Ron 0 Fez?

lol

[Hottub]

Damn, I need to learn how to call the show, I emailed that Tampa story to them... email is too slow.

866 RON 0 FEZ.
866 RON 0 FEZ.

[Misteriosa]

I seriously don't get how he's lived this long.

he's lived under the broad, comforting, and warm wing of mr bennington :o

[YourAmishDaddy]

he's lived under the broad, comforting, and warm wing of mr bennington :o

That is true.

[Rhah]

866-Ron 0 Fez?

lol

:help:

:lol:

Maybe I meant to word it as I need to break my cherry, I have actually never called them and a little afraid :wallbash:

[TheCableNazi]

speed limits...


He's fucking insane.

[RhinoinMN]

866 RON 0 FEZ.
866 RON 0 FEZ.

Don't fuck up! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/77781274baa81edb/)

[YourAmishDaddy]

It's not even the fact that Fez believes this. It's that this type of conversation comes up a few times a month. They'll discuss it. Ron makes his point til Fez concedes in silence, then a week or so later it happens again.

[Misteriosa]

lets not even get into the alcohol ban, especially in chicago.. :dry:

[Furtherman]

I miss Dave.

[Rhah]

Don't fuck up! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/77781274baa81edb/)

:lol: That was funny.

[Misteriosa]

i love how ronnie makes the gay comments and there isnt a peep outta fez :lol:

also, i think i saw a reference to japanese tentacle rape from the 19th century. it was big with the fisherman wives.

im sad that i know that...

[TheCableNazi]

Didn't the Columbine kids and the VT guy get the guns... illegally?

[disneyspy]

Don't fuck up! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/77781274baa81edb/)

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[Hottub]

Don't fuck up! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/77781274baa81edb/)

:clap::clap:
Classic!!

[Misteriosa]

>.< fezzie keeps making it seem like the Columbine kids walked into a damn walmart and bought the guns like a pack of big league chew.

[RhinoinMN]

:clap::clap:
Classic!!

Poor Geno...

[Sofa_King]

kudos to that last caller pointing out the futility of arguing with Fez. The argument comes down to: "I don't like guns." By that logic, I reckon Mexicans would be kicked out of Arizona.

[disneyspy]

>.< fezzie keeps making it seem like the Columbine kids walked into a damn walmart and bought the guns like a pack of big league chew.

i know,what a dumb-ass,everyone that saw BOWLING FOR COLOMBINE knows it was a K-mart

[Gutter]

stats or not he knows ppl are getting shot.

obviously the law isn't working, but he doesn't think it needs to be changed. fuzzy logic.

Fezzy Logic.:wink:



god damnit i hate missing puns. FML.

[YourAmishDaddy]

It's s damn near impossibility to go through the process of changing the Constitution over this. And i'm glad it is. Now that's not to say that means anything cause the Constitution is nothing more than an afterthought these days, but still.

[Misteriosa]

i know,what a dumb-ass,everyone that saw BOWLING FOR COLOMBINE knows it was a K-mart

exactly.. and who even sells big league chew anyway! :laugh:

[Chigworthy]

:wallbash:
Here is where Fez develops his opinions from:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/BBuffet/googlesux.jpg

Google puts a picture of someone holding a chopped down ak-47 from a different article next to the headline talking about handguns. Rubes see it and assume that there will be a flood of AK-47s on the streets of Chicago.

Our media, and the reverence we hold for it, may be our culture's biggest cancer.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I have no idea if that 90% fact was true or not, but if it is doesn't that mean that the system of gun ownership should be modified to keep this from happening rather than scrapping gun ownership altogether?

For instance gun owners once a year must present all their registered weapons to ensure that they haven't sold it; all guns sold must be done through an authorized seller/reseller so that all guns sold legally are registered.

[Gutter]

exactly.. and who even sells big league chew anyway! :laugh:

Wawa.

http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/Wawa%20Logo.jpg

[Sofa_King]

LOL @ this Norton Security ad! First I was like WTF?! Then I was like LOL!

[Hottub]

1 hour = 4 pages.

I <3 you guys.

[Misteriosa]

Wawa.

http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/Wawa%20Logo.jpg

where the hicks go...

[disneyspy]

*PIXAR REPORT!*

I'm at my desk.


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[Rhah]

where the hicks go...

Ron: "Founding fathers were nerds?"
Hicks: "Those fucking four-eyes"

:lol:

[PixarSpy]

Bring it.

[Baby DEW Year]

1 hour = 4 pages.

I <3 you guys.

We may want to slow it down or there may be taffy ball pics in our future! :blink:

[disneyspy]

We may want to slow it down or there may be taffy ball pics in our future! :blink:

i'll finally get to use that copy/scanner thing!

[Chigworthy]

For instance gun owners once a year must present all their registered weapons to ensure that they haven't sold it; all guns sold must be done through an authorized seller/reseller so that all guns sold legally are registered.

Yearly gun inspections would be prohibitive because they would end up charging a ridiculous fee to do the inspection due to the sheer volume of guns that would have to be inspected and recorded.

As it is now, in CA (and pretty much everywhere I think), you cannot transfer ownership with out running it through a dealer or other person with a similar license.

[Hottub]

We may want to slow it down or there may be taffy ball pics in our future! :blink:

Dspy PM'ed you too?

[Gutter]

where the hicks go...


nooooooooooooooo......its where the drunk me goes when he wants a delicious sammich at 3 in the morning and knows that Quick Check is for amateurs.

[Misteriosa]

nooooooooooooooo......its where the drunk me goes when he wants a delicious sammich at 3 in the morning.

until a wawa makes its way to NYC, it will be a redneck/hick thing.

[A.J.]

Wawa.

http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/Wawa%20Logo.jpg

Miss that and...

http://franchise.business-opportunities.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cumberland_farms.gif

[Gutter]

until a wawa makes its way to NYC, it will be a redneck/hick thing.

damn.....even when they're in central Jersey? you NYC chicks are hardcore.

[Rhah]

Haha, Fez saying Vuvu-zulas is hilarious... need to make it a sound byte.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Vufazoolas

[Hottub]

Even with the refs directly changing the outcome of games with horrible calls.

[Rhah]

Mark it.

Fez wasn't wrong about Leno.

Office will be over without Carell.

[YourAmishDaddy]

American Office. It almost mitigates the BP oil spill. Awful, should have ended long ago.

[disneyspy]

sounds like someone pulled the plug on mike from boston

[Hottub]

sounds like someone pulled the plug on mike from boston

They should do the same with John from Buffalo.

[disneyspy]

Bring it.

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[Lemieux66]

Fez has a problem with a certain aspect of cake.

[Sofa_King]

For anyone who likes seeing the ball hit the net, the first penalty kick-off of the tournament is about to, er, kick off.

[UnknownPD]

[QUOTE=Hottub;2735427]Buddays!!!:clap:

Tuesday version. Spy is here all day.

http://thesparkpost.com/storage/the-hot-chicks/valentina-dessi-hot-sexy-pretty-babe-model-naked-nude-breasts-tits-stacked-Latina-hiphip-phatass-fat-ass%204.jpg

This picture also is CDS approved.

Is that a five o'clock shadow or dirt on my monitor?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Dumb ass dove for no reason.

[Hottub]

Finally something for the dumb Americans to enjoy.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Seppuku time.

[Sofa_King]

lol "good color commentary there, Fez". That was a little harsh!

[Hottub]

Seppuku time.

That would be a ratings boost.

[Sofa_King]

Portugal - Spain is today, not tomorrow, Ron. Better be watching that shit!

[n0thng2bdone]

busted?

[IamFogHat]

What does Fez know about refusing cock?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Portugal - Spain is today, not tomorrow, Ron. Better be watching that shit!

Let's go Portugal.

[Gutter]

Seppuku time.

Look, charlie, what you do with your OBGYN tools are your own business.

[Hottub]

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/11208.jpg

[A.J.]

Oh no...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Enough!!! I can't stand when men keep acting like fucking bitches. The constant crying and whining shit is so fucking uncomfortable.

[UnknownPD]

Who's he kidding. Fez has neve turned down a piece of cake in his life.

[n0thng2bdone]

at least it was funny--no point stealing a bad anecdote

[Sofa_King]

from jokes.com...

Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House
"Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing."

Is this the bit? Not really the same.

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez should enter the Nathan's contest as Joey Chestnut's arch enemy ... Todd Chinballs!

[IamFogHat]

Remember when this almost killed Fez cause he ate it everyday for a bunch of meals per day?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/841263046_3a874d6bec.jpg

[disneyspy]

from jokes.com...

Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House
"Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing."

Is this the bit? Not really the same.

good find,hack lines are open 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Hottub]

I'd rather take the leftover potato salad than the leftover cake.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Look, charlie, what you do with your OBGYN tools are your own business.

I got mean speculum skillz.

[Sofa_King]

good find,hack lines are open 866 RON 0 FEZ

it doesn't have to be true... as long as it makes Fez cry! - the Ron and Fez Show

[Hottub]

The beard tickles my taint.

[Gutter]

I got mean speculum skillz.


oh werd?

[n0thng2bdone]

the host pushes the cake as a way of saying thanks for the centerpieces

[SinA]

Is Janine Garofalo gay?

[n0thng2bdone]

that wasn't me

[disneyspy]

oh fuck i just barked when fez called lady trucker a fat fuck!!!

[Lemieux66]

Why does Fez only get strong with Lady Trucker?

[IamFogHat]

Lady Trucker's not gonna make a fool out of me on my own show!

[n0thng2bdone]

bahahaha

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Is Fez talking about Fez?

[Hottub]

Is Janine Garofalo gay?

Don't make her a bad person.





















But her act does.

[UnknownPD]

Someone's having a meltdown

[epo]

I just tuned in for Fez yelling at Lady Trucker. What happened?

[Hottub]

No need to push food on Lady Trucker.

[disneyspy]

lady trucker? more like fat fucker

[realmenhatelife]

When Fez said "flannel out of her ears" I thought he was saying "flan out of her ears" and was wondering why he was so obsessed with dessert.

[IamFogHat]

I just tuned in for Fez yelling at Lady Trucker. What happened?

Fez accidentally stole a bad Genine Gorafalo bit about cake and the callers have been mean to him and Lady Trucker pushed him over the edge.

[IamFogHat]

That sounds like a threat Fez, someone call the police.

[n0thng2bdone]

he actually wrote that shit out

[PixarSpy]

lady trucker? more like fat fucker

Your powers are weak, old man.

[YourAmishDaddy]

I blame Dave. If he wasn't there doing all kinds of.... Oops.

[Hottub]

Your powers are weak, old man.

Knock it off.

[sailor]

A fez log? Eww.

[IamFogHat]

I blame Dave. If he wasn't there doing all kinds of.... Oops.

Yeah, when Dave eggs on the callers like this he...oh wait, nevermind.

[UnknownPD]

I loved Fez in 24

[disneyspy]

Your powers are weak, old man.

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[epo]

Knock it off.

Keep it up, Bud.

[IamFogHat]

I loved when Fez was hanging out with Ben Stiller and William H. Macy and had his dad's skull in a bowling ball.

[SinA]

Ron: Watch your language. We're not an X-fucking-L channel.

[deliciousV]

Catty Fez is funny, Bitchy Fez is just plain mean. Both are better than silent Fez.

[Baby DEW Year]

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By the power of greyskull...how appropriate!

[sailor]

When fez said people remembered everything he ever spit out of his mouth I was waiting for someone to say "cum?"

miss Dave.

[Hottub]

By the power of greyskull...how appropriate!

More like gayskull.

[disneyspy]

More like gayskull.

you want to give me more what?

[n0thng2bdone]

fez is the type of pot smoker who thinks he's only creative when dave is off the show

[A.J.]

Fez sure is working blue today.

[Manning, Esq.]

Tanley, Fez's tall boy is different from yours.

[SinA]

Earl used to take ball-busting from Ron and Fez, but the same jokes from Dave would send him into a rage.

Fez used to blow up at Dave over the same lines he'd take as jokes from Ron.

Now, Fez is blowing up at Lady Trucker over things he'd think were funny if they were said by Ron.

Just sayin.

[aceofspades7]

love angry fez!

[Hottub]

When epo is hanging on the corner.

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.58328324.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Earl used to take ball-busting from Ron . . . .

Fez used to blow up at Dave over the same lines he'd take as jokes from Ron.
Just sayin.

I think we'd all agree that you just call him Teflon Ron. He's the untouchable radio host.

[SinA]

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[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

It must be so hard to be a millionaire in NYC. . .sorry I meant just outside of NYC.

[A.J.]

Oh no...

[Hottub]

Enough already.

[Lemieux66]

Fez is angry that people remember things about him that he shared on a national radio show.

[IamFogHat]

I thought Dave was the ginger man. Oh ginger bread man...

[n0thng2bdone]

you're so fuckin boring why are we in a thing with you?

[2120SoMichiganAve]

Did Ron Say "Hicks - how long has Dave been OUT " vs. gone ??? WTF

[IamFogHat]

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[Hottub]

Did Ron Say "Hicks - how long has Dave been OUT " vs. gone ??? WTF

Not even worth speculating.

[disneyspy]

as unfunny as these shitty hack callers have been i'm lovin hearing fez shit all over them

[Misteriosa]

ok just got back from lunch.

what the FUCK is going on?!?!

[sailor]

Did Ron Say "Hicks - how long has Dave been OUT " vs. gone ??? WTF


Start a thread.

[IamFogHat]

ok just got back from lunch.

what the FUCK is going on?!?!

Take a wild guess.

[Baby DEW Year]

Has anyone called in with, "hey Fez, what does cake taste like?"

[Furtherman]

Fez said the callers will go back to their shitty lives and clap to themselves. That's ironic.

[Furtherman]

Start a thread.

HEY!

[Hottub]

At least Fez is going back at them.
I see it as progress.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll tell you what, I could go for a piece of cake now.

[Misteriosa]

what the hell, ronnie! lmao!

was there a fez catty moment?

[A.J.]

Has anyone called in with, "hey Fez, what does cake taste like?"

Just now!

I liked "Crying Ronnie".

[disneyspy]

what the hell, ronnie! lmao!

was there a fez catty moment?

its been longer than a moment

[Misteriosa]

weepy ronnie +1

that was awesome!

[A.J.]

I wish Mikey D would call in and yell at Fez that he never cut him one ounce of cake.

[Furtherman]

I wish Mikey D would call in and yell at Fez that he never cut him one ounce of cake.

:lol:


Fez also told a caller, "Just sit there and be embarrassed."

He's a psychopath.

[Misteriosa]

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[Hottub]

I wish Mikey D would call in and yell at Fez that he never cut him one ounce of cake.

:lol:
BRB

[Baby DEW Year]

Fezzie's favorite cake...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2016/2393780806_378dbab2bb.jpg

[Lemieux66]

The saddest part? Compared to O&A today, Fez rage crying about Jeanine Garofalo was high comedy.

[disneyspy]

8 pages already? i hope you people know that i said i'd show a pic of my balls just for that one day if it reached 12 pages,not any day,you people know that right?

[Hottub]

8 pages already? i hope you people know that i said i'd show a pic of my balls just for that one day if it reached 12 pages,not any day,you people know that right?

C'mon. Scan that bag and get it ready to post.

We are going past 12 today.

[aceofspades7]

love this song

[Hottub]

I own thsi Japanese 45.
It's the flip side to Immigrant Song.

[IamFogHat]

its been longer than a moment

I think five years is longer than a moment.

[Hottub]

Paulo!!!!:clap:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Copyright infringement much? This company must be run by Gene Simmons's kid.

http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac354/c_d_s/p1.jpg

[Perrynoid On Demand]

for a limited time only - download 2 versions of perrynoid's new song: "the legend of lonely fez whatley" for free - HERE (http://perrynoidradio.wordpress.com/songs/)

[Manning, Esq.]

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Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and-a MSG! Thanks for that. I'm getting that out to listen to today.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

for a limited time only - download 2 versions of perrynoid's new song: "the legend of lonely fez whatley" for free - HERE (http://perrynoidradio.wordpress.com/songs/)

Cool I can't wait to get it up on thepiratebay.

[Misteriosa]

Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and-a MSG! Thanks for that. I'm getting that out to listen to today.

glad someone liked it :o

[realmenhatelife]

Paulo, how can you "mess up" vampire stuff.

[Hottub]

Is Twilight really that big of a deal?
Kids today.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Can you imagine how funny Fez is on Earth 2?

[IamFogHat]

See what he did there? A trucking joke.

[Manning, Esq.]

Breathing and walking problem . . . ? Yup, trying both simultaneously.

You're the bestest Fezzie.

[Godzoox]

Once you get past caring about his problems and feeling bad for him he is funny as hell on earth 1...

[Misteriosa]

Is Twilight really that big of a deal?
Kids today.

hell, even my sister is on team jacob :wacko:

[disneyspy]

copied and scanned,saved on my computer somewhere

[Baby DEW Year]

Fezzie has the mucus flowing....did he go to a sneak peek of Twilight?

[Manning, Esq.]

Can you imagine how funny Fez is on Earth 2?
What? He's going steady with Lady Trucker?

[Baby DEW Year]

hell, even my sister is on team jacob :wacko:

Team Alice checking in :wub:...she's adorable!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

can't wait for page 12

[Misteriosa]

im hoping and praying that shamma lamma ding dong doesnt fuck up the last air bender. :wallbash:

[Hottub]

copied and scanned,saved on my computer somewhere

Almost there...

[n0thng2bdone]

you people just don't get it: for 6 years fez has been doing a conceptual form of post-comedy like neil hamburger and gilbert gottfried

[Rhah]

copied and scanned,saved on my computer somewhere

Ugh.

I think you can get vampires wrong by making them walk during the day and be shiny or some shit like that.

[Hottub]

http://www.isfashop.co.uk/images/ball%20bag%203.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

They did shoot some Last Air Bender in the philly area.

[Gutter]

im hoping and praying that shamma lamma ding dong doesnt fuck up the last air bender. :wallbash:

what do you think the shama lama patented twist at the end will be?

i think it'll be a clip of Peter Falk reading to Fred Savage and we'll realize the whole thing was just a granpa reading to his grandson from a book about a crazy kid who can manipulate hurricanes.

[Hottub]

Maybe I'll take the kids to see Air Bender.

[IamFogHat]

He hasn't done it since Magnolia Paul, stop it.

[Baby DEW Year]

what do you think the shama lama patented twist at the end will be?

i think it'll be a clip of Peter Falk reading to Fred Savage and we'll realize the whole thing was just a granpa reading to his grandson from a book about a crazy kid who can manipulate hurricanes.

Inconceivable!

[Baby DEW Year]

Maybe I'll take the kids to see Sue Bender.

Why? Were they bad?

[Hottub]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/49/16/tomcruise_3.0.0.0x0.300x576.jpeg

[IamFogHat]

That's what you said about Melly.

[Rhah]

copied and scanned,saved on my computer somewhere

http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/5/59/SadSackCBcover.jpg

[disneyspy]

Inconceivable!

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[Misteriosa]

yay gbaby :clap:

[Gutter]

Inconceivable!

when you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

[Misteriosa]

... go thru his pockets and search for loose change...

[Hottub]

Go get him, Paul!

[IamFogHat]

Ok rube.

[Baby DEW Year]

John Edwards or John Stewart???????

[IamFogHat]

I think Coco ruined Fez.

[disneyspy]

if fez is dead and we're all hearing him,does that mean that we're all dead too?

[IamFogHat]

Are we all part of Fez's flash sideways?

[Hottub]

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

[Baby DEW Year]

if fez is dead and we're all hearing him,does that mean that we're all dead too?

Dave's not here, so this must be heaven!:wink:

[Gutter]

has Fez been drinking again?

[IamFogHat]

Oh no...

[Furtherman]

Are we all part of Fez's flash sideways?

If that's true, I'll kill myself. But then again, if we're all part of Fez's mind... can we?


0h no...


We're ALL IN HELL!!!!!








These rubes talking about the afterlife crack me up.

When you die, you're DEAD. Anything else is just fantasy and brainwashing. Helps ya feel good.

You know the notion that "we die and go to heaven and see our relatives"? That "story" is only a little over 100 years old. 150-200 years ago, that was unheard of. Just another story to tell your kids.

[n0thng2bdone]

What The Fuck

[disneyspy]

todays inspyrational-jesus turned the other cheek cuz it hurts like hell to get slapped in the same place twice

oh fuck that fez doing the lady trucker voice was awesome!

[A.J.]

I hope this turns into the Nature Boy.