Docking Fail!

[Furtherman]

Breaking news:

An unmanned cargo ship has failed to dock with the International Space Station and is adrift in space, out of control.


According to a news report I just heard in a deli. Not much else available as of yet online.

CNN has a live shot of a control room, with the map of the earth and other LEDs, but it doesn't look like there is anyone in the room.

Maybe they're all out to lunch!

[A.J.]

I had a similar problem when I was drunk and with some chick.

[disneyspy]

I had a similar problem when I was drunk and with some chick.

she had a dick?

cuz that might not have been a chick,you may have been fucking a man

[Tenbatsuzen]

This reminds me of the urban legend of the black ops russian astronauts that got launched and didn't come back.

[Furtherman]

News:

An unmanned cargo spacecraft has failed to dock with the International Space Station, said Lynette Madison of NASA Friday.

The Progress cargo vessel, a resupply craft, was trying to dock with the space station when a technical problem occurred about 20 minutes before the scheduled docking time, she said.

The vessel flew about two miles past the space station. Engineers were trying to determine whether to attempt another docking Friday.

"This is kind of a fluke event," she said.

The craft launched Wednesday from the Baikonur Space Center in Kazakhstan, the state-run RIA-Novosti news agency of Russia said.

It planned to deliver "fuel, oxygen, scientific equipment and video and photo equipment" to the space station along with food, water and personal items for crew members, the news agency said.

[Fallon]

Docking Fail!
Were both of the guys circumcised?

Cause that won't work.

[sailor]

Were both of the guys circumcised?

Cause that won't work.

yeah, aj is clearly confused by the term.

[Death Metal Moe]

yeah, aj is clearly confused by the term.

He has a full erection, I don't think he's confused at all.

[sailor]

He has a full erection, I don't think he's confused at all.

but there's that mysterious "chick" he mentioned.