The Facepalm to end all facepalms...

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hey, where's a good place for 116 kids to go?

I know, Avenel, NJ!

Wait, what's in Avenel?

Funny you should ask... (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/alleged_family_day_incident_at.html)

Why in god's name is this even HAPPENING? Do they have something like this at regular jail?

[usoilworker]

Hmm... this sounds like a winning idea... Lets place children around sexual preditors.. Nothing will happen they deserve a second chance. This only helps them in the long run.... Horse SHIT... I have an uncle that did an unspeakable act. I hope he rots in jail the rest of his life no one goes to see him no one calls no one sends him cards.. Why because he's a kiddie toucher... What the hell kind of tree huggin idiot thought up this plan and who the hell agreed with him. You goto be fuckin kiddin me

[Snoogans]

Hot Tub calls this place club med

[Chigworthy]

Hot Tub calls this place club med

You could have gone with Club Ped and really scored a win here.

[Snoogans]

You could have gone with Club Ped and really scored a win here.

i guess, but dont the pediphiles not know they have a problem?

[Chigworthy]

i guess, but dont the pediphiles not know they have a problem?

Alright, then let's go with Club Pre-Pube Pud.

[SinA]

if i had a nickel for every time i "accidentally brushed" an underage girl's breasts...

[spoon]

if i had a nickel for every time i "accidentally brushed" an underage girl's breasts...

I hope you'd have no nickels you sick mofo!

[sailor]

I hope you'd have no nickels you sick mofo!

hope in one hand...

[A.J.]

More proof that I'm right when I say that kid touchers need to be put to death after the first conviction.

[Tenbatsuzen]

More proof that I'm right when I say that kid touchers need to be put to death after the first conviction.

The problem with that line of thinking is what's currently wrong with Megan's Law: People who should not be on that list are grouped in with the worst of the worst.

I wanna know who came up with this idea and who approved it. over 200 offenders and 30 staff members with 100 children? Are you kidding me?

It's like someone said in the comments: it's like Haagen Dasz Day at Fat Camp.

[Contra]

This isn't as bad as Pyro day held in the California wilderness

[StanUpshaw]

They have Italian Ice in jail?

[CurseoftheBambi]

Its like a Bad Episode of OZ...or is it a good episode...hmmm

[torker]

Its like a Bad Episode of OZ...or is it a good episode...hmmm

:laugh:

[Snoogans]

It's like someone said in the comments: it's like Haagen Dasz Day at Fat Camp.

you really couldnt come up with your own metaphor? You had to steal one from the comments?