R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 7/6/10.

[Hottub]

Morning.:bye:

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Everybody In The World Cup Pools! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87663)

Battle of the Planets! Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

I'm still waiting. Sorry.

[disneyspy]

buddays,brunettes in negliges?

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[Furtherman]

Are we in best-of today?

[Hottub]

Are we in best-of today?

I'm not 100% sure. The producer doesn't let me know anymore.:down:

[Dell]

buddays...started my commute at 6:00 this morning to catch the spy trivia challenge live...

ad for the buddays on the way up said that they were back live today...I think...

[disneyspy]

these sam and erock heavy replays really are the worst of O&A

[disneyspy]

buddays...started my commute at 6:00 this morning to catch the spy trivia challenge live...

add for the buddays on the way up said that they were back live today...I think...

i'm having trouble recording the discs but i have a friend who says he can dl and finalize them for me this weekend so i should wait til next week to do the kiss my ass trivia contest

[Dell]

i'm having trouble recording the discs but i have a friend who says he can dl and finalize them for me this weekend so i should wait til next week to do the kiss my ass trivia contest

well okay...but I may practice my ass kissing all the same...

[jimmyolsenblues]

I hope today is a live show.

[Hottub]

Disneyspy is teh coolest guy I know. Smart too.

[Dell]

Disneyspy is teh coolest guy I know. Smart too.

quit intercepting my posts...mod abuser...

[Hottub]

I would never do such a thing. Spy would not approve. He's my best bud.

[disneyspy]

hottub gets the first copy

[Hottub]

hottub gets the first copy

Thank you, sir.
USA
USA
USA!!

[disneyspy]

Thank you, sir.
USA
USA
USA!!

so you did notice when hacksaw jim dugan changed from that to hoooooooo,way to pay attention

[Dell]

disneyspy has taught testicles...copy #2?

[disneyspy]

disneyspy has taught testicles...copy #2?

i think i have a new sig quote,done

[Hottub]

Live, Bitches!!!!!!

[CountryBob]

LIVE - yes!

[RhinoinMN]

I am at my desk

[RhinoinMN]

Why is everyone surprised that they are live?

Ron said on Thursday "We will be back live on Tuesday"

Some fans.....

[disneyspy]

I am at my desk

i am on my short couch

[Rhah]

Glad they are back live... so wonder if the Dave bit will pay-off today. Think the bosses gave him a raise?

[Dell]

meetings, meetings, meetings...

don't they know the buddays are live...

out for an hour or so...:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm surprised Fez actually said the full on n word.

And boo on Joey Chestnut, boo on those scumbags that run that event. Those guys always struck me as totally slimy.

[Dell]

i am on my short couch

you may want to take the "gh" out of your new sig quote...

[Hottub]

I didn't even hear if Pat from Moonachie was there.
Was he? how'd he do?

[disneyspy]

you may want to take the "gh" out of your new sig quote...

why? i'm not the one that spelled like a yooper

[RhinoinMN]

I didn't even hear if Pat from Moonachie was there.
Was he? how'd he do?

He lost another toe.

[realmenhatelife]

Not only did Doc throw a great complete game he did it with the third string catcher and it was around 100 when the game started, still over 90 when it ended.

[Willmore]

can't wait for Fezzie's failed intervention story.

[Rhah]

He lost another toe.

Another contestant ate it? or from gout or diabedus?

[CountryBob]

I didn't even hear if Pat from Moonachie was there.
Was he? how'd he do?

I watched the beginning and didnt see him on the stage.

[TheCableNazi]

Fezzie needs a Lee Greenwood injection.

[TheCableNazi]

I watched the beginning and didnt see him on the stage.

Pat didn't qualify this year.

[RhinoinMN]

Another contestant ate it? or from gout or diabedus?

Pat ate it. His eyesight isn't too good.

Can you imagine how sweet a moonachie toe would be?

[CountryBob]

Dosent Fez's family ever listen to the show? Maybe Corky knew Fez was coming down for an intervention and was better prepared to fend off his helpful intentions?

[Jayw]

I'm surprised Fez actually said the full on n word.



That was pretty suprising, that little bit was funny.

[realmenhatelife]

Dosent Fez's family ever listen to the show? Maybe Corky knew Fez was coming down for an intervention and was better prepared to fend off his helpful intentions?

I dont think they do, its come up a bit discussing the secret.

[Furtherman]

What don't you laugh at yourself? Dumb kid.

[Space Edge]

37 mins and it all unwinds.

[Rhah]

Yes!!! The new old Fez is about to be back... I love it!

[A.J.]

This is why Fez needs a real vacation -- not going to Florida to see his family.

[Lady Resin]

ohhhhhh boy.......times like this makes me miss dave even more.:sad:

[RhinoinMN]

What don't you laugh at yourself? Dumb kid.

Who does he think he is? epo?

[MofongoK]

37 mins and it all unwinds.

:wallbash:

goddamit, and the show was rolling along pretty good until now

[foodcourtdruide]

Hicks sounds like he's totally freaked out by Fez. When Ron transitions to him after Fez cries for no apparent reason Hicks always seems afraid to talk.

[RhinoinMN]

This is why Fez needs a real vacation -- not going to Florida to see his family.

He need to go to San Fran for a while.

[Hottub]

He need to go to San Fran for a while.

How aboot a dose of SEMN?

[A.J.]

He need to go to San Fran for a while.

Or Fire Island -- ANYWHERE.

[Furtherman]

Hicks sounds like he's totally freaked out by Fez. When Ron transitions to him after Fez cries for no apparent reason Hicks always seems afraid to talk.

I'd be freaked out too... after hearing Fez's freak outs.

[RhinoinMN]

How aboot a dose of SEMN?

A dose of SEMN always helps and I am more than happy to oblige.

[disneyspy]

I'd be freaked out too... after hearing Fez's freak outs.

sounds like you're ready to take one for the team

[VesperEQ]

oh good, fez is talking over the callers again, probably the most grating bit in history of radio.

[DOHO@HOME]

Ok now I feel better uncontrolable emotions is back........Fez is back,fez is back yeh hoooooooo.
We need a caller to get him on his Fuck you asshole.

[foodcourtdruide]

I'd be freaked out too... after hearing Fez's freak outs.

I agree. It seemed like Dave used to gain confidence from it, but Hicks doesn't seem to like it at all.

[Rhah]

I agree. It seemed like Dave used to gain confidence from it, but Hicks doesn't seem to like it at all.

Dave was a harpy who feasted on weakness...

Hicks probably thinks he was a few bad drug trips from being exactly like Fez and it gives him the willies.

[Godzoox]

Ahh here comes the witty lets help/make fez break down bit...

[foodcourtdruide]

Dave was a harpy who feasted on weakness...

Hicks probably thinks he was a few bad drug trips from being exactly like Fez and it gives him the willies.

Hicks is so uncomfortable with it I find it hilarious.

[Lemieux66]

Ron's trying hard to get Fez to hyperventilate again.

[foodcourtdruide]

Ron's trying hard to get Fez to hyperventilate again.

I know, it's terrible that they take phone calls on a radio show. The show should just be 4 hours of Ron trying to calm Fez down. No phone calls or interactions with Hicks.

[disneyspy]

i'd call but i dont want to get the buddays knocked off the air in orlando

[realmenhatelife]

I agree. It seemed like Dave used to gain confidence from it, but Hicks doesn't seem to like it at all.

Thats because Dave liked a dogpile, and wants to perform for people. Hicks is doing the job he would normally do when Dave is performing, so he's not going to be able to focus like Dave.


I dont get annoyed with Fez freaking out, I do get annoyed when he doesn't want to listen to advice and is antagonistic to people who think they can help him. That just brings out the Fez haters, and we have to listen to it for too long. I guess he cant just leave when he's having a day, but it would probably be better for everyone.

[Rhah]

Fez! Do it!

http://www.noonewatching.com/archives/2007/10/WeCanDoItPoster%5B1%5D-thumb.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

i'd call but i dont want to get the buddays knocked off the air in orlando

I heard from a very credible source that Ron himself has forbid you to call in.

[disneyspy]

I heard from a very credible source that Ron himself has forbid you to call in.

its true,he heard it when he was at the studio

[RhinoinMN]

Fez! Do it!

http://www.noonewatching.com/archives/2007/10/WeCanDoItPoster%5B1%5D-thumb.jpg

Fezzie the Fidgeter.

[foodcourtdruide]

Thats because Dave liked a dogpile, and wants to perform for people. Hicks is doing the job he would normally do when Dave is performing, so he's not going to be able to focus like Dave.


I dont get annoyed with Fez freaking out, I do get annoyed when he doesn't want to listen to advice and is antagonistic to people who think they can help him. That just brings out the Fez haters, and we have to listen to it for too long. I guess he cant just leave when he's having a day, but it would probably be better for everyone.

He can't leave when he's having "a day" because he would literally leave every day.

[Recyclerz]

Fez being replaced by an intern? Ron is putting the writing on the wall in bright neon colors. If only Fez could read. :(

[Rhah]

I would gladly pay 100 mil to not allow an ex-wife to jump on a couch with Oprah and cry and shit...or write any books...

The bad part is Elin seems pretty private anyway and hasn't actually tried to be in the camera-eye after all this, so he might have lucked out and got same result for 2 mil :thumbup:

[MofongoK]

Fez being replaced by an intern? Ron is putting the writing on the wall in bright neon colors. If only Fez could read. :(


ronintern.net - wave of the future

[CountryBob]

Maybe Fez's new nickname should be The Chiuaua!

[Rhah]

Fez being replaced by an intern? Ron is putting the writing on the wall in bright neon colors. If only Fez could read. :(

Perhaps but the last two broads (red headed girl and new girl) were dull as rocks. Ronnie tried a couple times to have them on mic and pull out an ounce of funny and failed.

[Godzoox]

You know its going to be a SUPER COOL call when it starts "Hey Fezzie" :blink:

[n0thng2bdone]

i missed the name of the book the caller mentioned. bushido? did a search, was it the unfettered mind? thanks

[disneyspy]

wooing fez callers are much better than these try to make fez cry callers

[RhinoinMN]

jiz makes you shake? That caller must know from experience.

[CountryBob]

Why dosent anyone ever fuck with Ron? I assume he dosent take the calls - maybe Fez needs a Ron gets slammed on day.

[realmenhatelife]

He can't leave when he's having "a day" because he would literally leave every day.

Being legitimately absent from the show might be a big enough shock to push him in the right direction. Maybe he could go work in the office or something. When he wants the show to not be about him it instantly becomes about him in a really negative way, so it might be best to remove him from that.

[n0thng2bdone]

Why dosent anyone ever fuck with Ron? I assume he dosent take the calls - maybe Fez needs a Ron gets slammed on day.

it's happened a couple of times, and it always makes me laugh

[DOHO@HOME]

Do you think if Fez isn't feeling well he would call in sick?
Or maybe go to the hospital and seek help instead of coming into work and being a huge fucking mess that his co workers have to deal with.
Please seek help you crazy ass mofo.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :o

i think fezzie only goes to the hospital if ron tells him to.

[foodcourtdruide]

Being legitimately absent from the show might be a big enough shock to push him in the right direction. Maybe he could go work in the office or something. When he wants the show to not be about him it instantly becomes about him in a really negative way, so it might be best to remove him from that.

I'm with you. I've been a Fez supporter for a long time, but I don't understand why he's on the show right now. Maybe he needs time off? I'm all for it. But right now, there's no reason for him to be the co-host of the show.

[n0thng2bdone]

if the book was the unfettered mind, here's a link: http://www.daikonforge.com/downloads/TheUnfetteredMind.pdf

[jimmyolsenblues]

song was not bad

[realmenhatelife]

Song was really funny.

[foodcourtdruide]

Buddhism will help Fez, but I'd never call up and recommend it because he yells at people who try to help him.

[foodcourtdruide]

lol, i love jamie.

[Lemieux66]

Ron has solved the problem of not having a partner by removing himself and letting the listeners talk to each other.

Brilliant really.

[wkj]

Not as bad as using the term "off putting".

[Hottub]

Or earnt.

[n0thng2bdone]

speaking of pedantic conversations

[IamFogHat]

Sup yall.

[MofongoK]

http://oldschoolbreaks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/tumbleweed.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Wait are we live today? They just had a three day weekend?

[Dell]

is that HTG...yeah...:surrender:

[MofongoK]

Wait are we live today? They just had a three day weekend?

sorta.

[Hottub]

Wait are we live today? They just had a three day weekend?

Yeah. Same as us.

Work horses.

[IamFogHat]

Did Fez discuss Corky yet?

[disneyspy]

i never thought i'd be so happy to hear some hick country singer

[Dell]

music talk without Earl just isn't the same...loved Ron and Earl music talk...

[RhinoinMN]

Wait are we live today? They just had a three day weekend?

Perhaps more than that.

[Hottub]

I've only heard a few of his songs. I think I will check out some more.

[Rhah]

Anyone who understands the genius of O Brother Where Art Thou? is deserved of a listen.

[n0thng2bdone]

Anyone who understands the genius of O Brother Where Art Thou? is deserved of a listen.

dave?

[Dell]

ICHIBAN...the Ron and Fez show will begin after the break...

[disneyspy]

peppers never heard of mass texting? thats all i do normally

[IamFogHat]

Here we go.

[Dell]

I hope HTG's laugh is all she contributes for the last hour...

[Baby DEW Year]

peppers never heard of mass texting? thats all i do normally

I thought you said "massive testes" :ohmy:

[disneyspy]

I thought you said "massive testes" :ohmy:

i'm glad you never forget about the twins

[Dell]

i'm glad you never forget about the twins

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0LhFkTvVaUrGtM:http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/25525_hillbilly.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Ok I was wrong, now here we go.

[Rhah]

Fez goin' down in a barrel...

http://www.wrightnowinbuffalo.com/whattodo/images/niagara-falls1.jpg

[Lemieux66]

This is just pathetic now. Is there a shuttle to Four Winds?

[A.J.]

Not again...

[Dell]

mean ole HTG made Fez sad...:furious:

[CountryBob]

The show is going to get cancelled if they dont do something with Fez. Enough is enough. He is beyond helping himself, he dosent want any listeners to offer advice but yet keeps talking about his issues on air. For the sake of the show - take some FMLA time and let's turn this thing around!

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez goin' down in a barrel...

http://www.wrightnowinbuffalo.com/whattodo/images/niagara-falls1.jpg

He was once engaged to a girl from Niagara Falls!

[Hottub]

Slowly I turned!

[foodcourtdruide]

The show is going to get cancelled if they dont do something with Fez. Enough is enough. He is beyond helping himself, he dosent want any listeners to offer advice but yet keeps talking about his issues on air. For the sake of the show - take some FMLA time and let's turn this thing around!

I agree. How can the show continue like this?

[Dell]

I agree. How can the show continue like this?

the answer will be there if you keep listening...

[Rhah]

Goddamn that cunt's sing songy voice!

[foodcourtdruide]

the answer will be there if you keep listening...

I will. I will always listen, I'm just so tired of the uncomfortability and sadness. Can you imagine trying to introduce someone new to the show? "This is Ron, he's the funniest person ever" "This is Fez. He cries and yells at listeners when they give him advice"

[realmenhatelife]

I find myself getting very annoyed with Fez' dismissive "Thank You's" He sounds like, when at a family gathering, tiny little kids with a kitchen playset, bring plastic food to an adult with no children who is trying to get back to their conversation, and they say "Thank You" in the same way that means "go away, you're not my kid, I'm not going to pay any attention to you."

I'd just be very interested how he'd react if someone said, with no malice, "You can go home."

[IamFogHat]

http://www.hangintherebaby.com/thesimpsons-s8e11.jpg
"You said it kitty...That cat's probably dead by now...Well that's a downer."

[MyBrosFamous]

First day back listening to the show in almost two years when my XM acct expired. I feel like I haven't missed a single show. Fez is crying and hyperventilating on air, just like he was when I left, but then it was about his heart attack anniversary. Help yourself Fez, it's only gonna get worse going this route. Still missed it and love the show.

[Dell]

http://www.legaljuice.com/yawn%20big%20funny.jpg

[Rhah]

I find myself getting very annoyed with Fez' dismissive "Thank You's" He sounds like, when at a family gathering, tiny little kids with a kitchen playset, bring plastic food to an adult with no children who is trying to get back to their conversation, and they say "Thank You" in the same way that means "go away, you're not my kid, I'm not going to pay any attention to you."

I'd just be very interested how he'd react if someone said, with no malice, "You can go home."

Well, when he was angry fez at the advice callers, that was wrong too :lol:

I love Fez shows, cause then our listening threads get long and we have a chance at glimpsing old man balls.

[Misteriosa]

I find myself getting very annoyed with Fez' dismissive "Thank You's" He sounds like, when at a family gathering, tiny little kids with a kitchen playset, bring plastic food to an adult with no children who is trying to get back to their conversation, and they say "Thank You" in the same way that means "go away, you're not my kid, I'm not going to pay any attention to you."

I'd just be very interested how he'd react if someone said, with no malice, "You can go home."

well he'll either do that or go nuts and call all the women callers cunts, etc.

[Rhah]

Hahah, that was classic...

Caller: "Maybe you have fatty pneumonia..."

Fez: dryly "good one"

[Enabler]

Ugh. Fez's new dismissive "thank you" routine is so goddam annoying. HE is the one bringing this shit to the show. What the hell else are callers supposed to talk about? They can either make fun of him or try to "help" him. I think Im reaching the end of my tolerance for this bullshit with Fez.

[Rhah]

Fez you are so outta here

http://rlv.zcache.com/voted_off_the_island_tshirt-p235807563534131688q08p_400.jpg

[Hottub]

This bit isn't helping anyone.

[disneyspy]

anybuddayelse having trouble getting ESPN3 to load?

nevermind it finally came up

[CountryBob]

I blame Ron - get Fez outta there and put someone in his seat that can contribute anything positive and funny. Let him just chill and join in at his own pace. And quit callin him out for every little hiccup. I thought it was a bit at the beginning, now I want to rip off the damn wallpaper. You guys used to make me laugh and stay 100% interested and excited about the show each day. Now I am sick and tired of this shit - please for God's sake, think about the listeners for once and do what's right!

[IamFogHat]

I'm having waffles.

[DOHO@HOME]

I got it the one thing Fez always enjoys and it cheers him up in a heart beat is a congo line.
The only thing missing is ESD oh well fuck him.

[DOHO@HOME]

I blame Ron - get Fez outta there and put someone in his seat that can contribute anything positive and funny. Let him just chill and join in at his own pace. And quit callin him out for every little hiccup. I thought it was a bit at the beginning, now I want to rip off the damn wallpaper. You guys used to make me laugh and stay 100% interested and excited about the show each day. Now I am sick and tired of this shit - please for God's sake, think about the listeners for once and do what's right!

Calm down or we need to taze you Country bob wallpaper should be removed so go ahead and get that out of the way.

[Rhah]

What's with 2 callers today using recordings as props? Don't think I have heard callers doing that in over a year... and now 2 in one day.

To whoever was asking what 'hack' is from the other thread... there's your example...

[Manning, Esq.]

All I can muster up today is that I miss old ____ ________. Any other [subscribing] listeners thinking about cancelling and keeping entertained with archives?
DONK!

[disneyspy]

later buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Rhah]

Love Satellite!