R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 7/12/10. The Vuvuzelas Are Silent

[Furtherman]

Buddays!!!!!

http://media2.timesofmalta.com/tomcdn/20100711--231200-69190441.jpg

http://www.pokerpurist.com/uploadedImages/bettingpro/NewsImages/TN20582_spain.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Battle of the Planets! Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

[CountryBob]

Congratulations Spain! Now I'm glad I dont have to hear about this shit for another 4 years.
Bring on College Football!

[Baby DEW Year]

Tub's not here, but Rhino is at his desk! :thumbup:

[Lemieux66]

Public radio is an even more depressing gig than robot chair salesman.

[Willmore]

Oh Fez, 11 minutes.

[Sue_Bender]

Oh Fez, 11 minutes.

I'm worn out already. :wallbash:

[Furtherman]

Today is shaky? Shocking.

[realmenhatelife]

It seems like Asheville popped up like 20 times for me this weekend. I'd be all about moving there, you'd probably get to see Brian Mcgee and the Hollow Speed constantly.

[Lemieux66]

Explain that for people who aren't insane.

Hahahaahah.

[n0thng2bdone]

this duck still 'live

[Hottub]

Morning.

I'm guessing public radio doesn't pay that well.:wink:

Congrats, Davey Mac.

[Willmore]

Tappy is back, now with the all new and improved hand-tapping mode.

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks does a similar thing to calm down, but he has to tap a vein.

[CountryBob]

Happy Tapping Girl
Tappy
Tappy McSticky
Tappy McShakey

[Chob]

http://90.5thenight.org/

Don't see him in the program listing yet.

[Gutter]

mornin buddays.....was away on vacation. not good to be back.

[Lemieux66]

This tapping thing sounds like complete nonsense.

Is it possible that Fez found an even worse therapist?

[Willmore]

This tapping thing sounds like complete nonsense.

Is it possible that Fez found an even worse therapist?

It's not a therapist, it's some group. I think that Fez has joined a tapping cult.

[Willmore]

http://wbjb.org/home.php/programs/

Michele McBridge has some asshole Kevin Scott Jones doing the news, so is Davey Mac replacing him?

[Meataball23]

Fez is amazing. Honestly the guy must be a genius to keep this gimmick going

[jimmyolsenblues]

I can't stand fez...I just can't.

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh we have missed you so much Tappy McFly, how have we gone so long without you?
Better then Cry baby girl Fez, my mother in law was listening to last weeks show over the weekend and she even said Fez was a big baby.
And she loves Fez but said it has been to much.:lol:

[CountryBob]

Fez needs his own reality show

[Willmore]

I can't stand fez...I just can't.

on/off button, it's not just for aesthetics, use it.

[Hottub]

Love the "Hey Fez" callers.:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

The grunting that Ron points out makes me laugh everytime

[SinA]

Fez is amazing. Honestly the guy must be a genius to keep this gimmick going

I love it. I Fez comes in with a new twist on his boring insanity, and we all try to sabotage it and tell him it won't work. The bit is... who will be the one to actually add the last straw? think I actually turn in every day because I want to be listening when Fez pulls a Waring Hudsucker.

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qW6gzoD7qTg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qW6gzoD7qTg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

[Willmore]

He left.


ROFL!!!!

[Hottub]

Oh well.

[Meataball23]

He left.


ROFL!!!!

:lol::lol:

I cant believe he walked out

[A.J.]

Goodbye.

[Lemieux66]

Wonder how many people listen for entertainment these days versus morbid curiosity.

[Furtherman]

:lol::lol:

I cant believe he walked out

Who? Fez? Did I miss something?

[Fillmore Slim]

8-5 in studio, nice.

[CountryBob]

Chad Ochocinco and FEz have something in common - they have a hard time meeting chicks. (or dudes)

[Willmore]

I love it. I Fez comes in with a new twist on his boring insanity, and we all try to sabotage it and tell him it won't work. The bit is... who will be the one to actually add the last straw? think I actually turn in every day because I want to be listening when Fez pulls a Waring Hudsucker.

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qW6gzoD7qTg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qW6gzoD7qTg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

It's one thing if he's actually trying to fix it, but he just throws himself into every pseudoscience. NLP is fucking stupid. Fez wants the therapy version of get rich quick schemes. If he really wants to get it right, he should take a leave of absence, and deal with it every day in multi-hour sessions, or even in a facility. He has a built-in routine for his life, and the stress and neuroses are ingrained in it, he must break his schedule to start turning his life around.

[Gutter]

8-5 in studio, nice.

werd....i'm a giants fan but i still like OCHO

[Hottub]

Who? Fez? Did I miss something?

Dr, Blowhard tried to make him feel better with an Odd Couple analogy.

[Recyclerz]

Chad Ochocinco? You philistines are going to wish Laurie Anderson came back for Round 2. ;)

[Furtherman]

Dr, Blowhard tried to make him feel better with an Odd Couple analogy.

Yea, I totally missed that.

Work is getting in my way of the show.

[biggestmexi]

He was just dropping major cigar brand names that have really expensive cigars.

He is not a cigar smoker.

[Lemieux66]

Chad Ochocinco? You philistines are going to wish Laurie Anderson came back for Round 2.
-----------

Chad has been roughly 35x more interesting than that interview already.

And I'm a Steeler fan.

[Hepcat22]

I come on to the show late and get this? Can it get any worse on these interviews?

[realmenhatelife]

He was just dropping major cigar brand names that have really expensive cigars.

He is not a cigar smoker.

Oh no, not a cigar poser!

[Baby DEW Year]

Fresh Balls...:ohmy:

"Hi I'm DisneySpy and every time I tee it up, I tee it up with fresh balls":laugh:

[aceofspades7]

have they done any fresh balls live reads?

[Contra]

I thought I would not enjoy that interview, but Ron does it again!

[Lemieux66]

Perry with another winner.

Easily the best part of the show for the last few weeks.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Done.

[Gutter]

ya just don't turn espn off when a sports star is hanging out. matter of fact.....if you're hanging out with a sports star, it would be an honor to watch pretty much anything on espn with them.

man law?

[DOHO@HOME]

GOD DAMMIT IT'S FUCKING CRYING FEZ IS BACK.
Tappy please come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z44/c15k0/flavaflav-1.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Thats hilarious that Fez turned off the TV while ocho was watching it. He's treating him like a little kid. Chad isn't going to refuse to do the interview because the TV is on.

[SinA]

I have a feeling this will go in the "Big Book of Fez's Mistakes."

[Chob]

Aw man... :dry:

[Hottub]

Stop beating yourself up. No big deal.

[A.J.]

Oh no...

[Lemieux66]

Too late. He's taking it to his grave.

[Hottub]

Let's go to the Hey Fez calls.

[Gutter]

Let's go to the Hey Fez calls.

first a "hey ronnie b" call apparently.

[biozombie]

Fez should be ashamed of himself, shutting the TV off on whoever the fuck that was like that.

[Furtherman]

I thought I would not enjoy that interview, but Ron does it again!

Agreed.

[biozombie]

The smart & professional thing to do is leave the studio a few times then cry.

[Willmore]

He's now afraid too tap .. and then he taps ... oh God, this is so awkward, sad and hilarious at the same time.

[Furtherman]

Fez has got progressively worse since Dave left.

[Lemieux66]

Fez - "I'm not smart, I'm not professional."

Throw in funny and that about sums it up.

[Hottub]

He's spiraling.

[Hottub]

Mikeyboy keeps the logs.

[Willmore]

Fez, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO REMEMBER THINGS. You have interns and producers for that. If something goes wrong on the show, it's not your fault, it's ALWAYS the producers' fault, so chew them out, instead of blaming yourself.

[Furtherman]

Mikeyboy keeps the logs.

That's disgusting. You should always flush.

[Meataball23]

Fez has got progressively worse since Dave left.

Yup

Fez - "I'm not smart, I'm not professional."

Throw in funny and that about sums it up.

:lol:

Poor Fez needs a long sabatical away from the show.

[Chob]

That's disgusting. You should always flush.
:lol:

[Gutter]

fez loves the advice.

[A.J.]

Ugh. Please stop calling in with advice.

[Meataball23]

fez loves the advice.

And im sure hes gonna take it and use it in his life

[Chob]

Fez got to do what many in Cleveland wish they could do themselves.

[Furtherman]

Fez was performing a mating ritual! He's just a peacock flashing his feathers.

[Furtherman]

Ugh. Please stop calling in with advice.

Ron is allowing the calls through.

[Gutter]

Fez was performing a mating ritual! He's just a peacock flashing his feathers.

pretty bird.....pretty biiiiird.

[biozombie]

Crying is hilarious.

[Chob]

The thought of Ronnie B in his underwear brought Fez to tears.

[Lemieux66]

Wow, I honestly thought we were going the other direction.

Now he's blubbering.

[Meataball23]

Tap power!

[Gutter]

he's like a super hero TAP POWERRRR!!!!

[Meataball23]

So fez comes out w/ his secret and then suddenly and magically he stops becoming an insane person? :blink:

Im facinated by how his mind works

[DOHO@HOME]

Tap power to the rescue.........cum on tap that ass you big hairy fag!
How about a ball bag tapping up to your chin homo?
Smeer the queer memba that game:clap:

[Fillmore Slim]

So we're back to the secret talk I see, great.

[IamFogHat]

Hiya buddays. Secret talk!

[Meataball23]

The real secret is - Fez is in love w/ Ron

Thats where the panic comes from

[Furtherman]

The only reason I can still listen to Fez is that I hope... like right now.... he screams "I'm gay!!!!"


I think most of his problems would go away.

[Fillmore Slim]

How can you be afraid of the secret when it's not a secret?

[DOHO@HOME]

Wow, I honestly thought we were going the other direction.

Now he's blubbering.

Why wouldn't he is made of blubber.

[A.J.]

Ron: "When you told me the secret, I threw up." :lol:

[Meataball23]

The only reason I can still listen to Fez is that I hope... like right now.... he screams "I'm gay!!!!"


I think most of his problems would go away.

x2

But I dont think that would make his problems go away at all

Also "this is advice radio" keeps making me laugh

[biozombie]

Seriously though, the thought of Fez punching a little fat retard in the stomach puts a bounce in my step.

[realmenhatelife]

The only reason I can still listen to Fez is that I hope... like right now.... he screams "I'm gay!!!!"


I think most of his problems would go away.

It would help a lot. Anyone who's ever kept a really serious secret about anything knows how much of a life changer it is to just finally come out with it.

[n0thng2bdone]

sounds like fez reenacted the first scene of what about bob at the office on friday

[Willmore]

Walter Cronkite
Edward R Murrow
Tom Brokaw
East Side Dave

[Meataball23]

Why doesnt Ron bring up to Fez that he needs time away from the show? It clearly gives him panic attacks daily, this is the opposite of what someone w/ tons of anxiety and stress and two heart attacks should be putting himself through

[SinA]

fez needs to punch out and say "yer mom's box"
maybe then opie will notice him

[Farthammer]

So sick of this blubbering crybaby everyday. Get rid of him already.

[Chigworthy]

prematurely grayed? More like postmaturely gayed.

[Meataball23]

prematurely grayed? More like postmaturely gayed.

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

90.5 The Night looks like a college radio station, maybe dave is taking some classes.

[realmenhatelife]

Joss Whedon, king of the fanboys.

I dont know anyone who likes AICN, that guy sucks.

[Furtherman]

I'm going to see Inception tomorrow night at a preview screening. I can't f'n wait.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, G Baby sure folded like a gd lawn chair when Ron started putting a little pressure on him about the movie. What a spineless review. Paul O wouldn't put the boots to Ronnie.

[Willmore]

Donnie Darko wasn't an indie hit, it made just 4 mil at the box office.

[sailor]

So was Ron offended when a straight guy ended up having gay sex in brokeback?

[IamFogHat]

You gotta love those nutty baptist bastards.

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,i'm king of the fan girls

[IamFogHat]

So was Ron offended when a straight guy ended up having gay sex in brokeback?

That's different, they were two guys who thought they liked women who had a secret. I believe their job title was astronaut cowboys.

[disneyspy]

Fresh Balls...:ohmy:

"Hi I'm DisneySpy and every time I tee it up, I tee it up with fresh balls":laugh:

this guy sure likes talkin about my balls

i have a ballker

[biozombie]

<---fangirl

[Willmore]

<---fangirl

<---- girl fan

[disneyspy]

<---fangirl

hey you,welcome back

hows alberquerque?

[biozombie]

It's hot & full of sexy junkies, my kind of place.

[disneyspy]

<div style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/OpenEntPlayer.swf" id="1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e56dac" name="1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e56dac" flashvars="auto_play=false&clip_pid=cvbsqffjys&e=&id=1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e56dac&skin_pid=wfxswdnlkf" width="300" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent"></embed><div id="1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e56dac_anchor" style="font-size: 8px; color: black; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/cvbsqffjys--So-stupidRyan-Reynolds-Just-Friends-Chris-Brander-DJB-Collection-" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">So stupid sound bite</a> &nbsp;<a href="http://www.entertonement.com/collections/7246/Ryan-Reynolds?ht_link=1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e 56dac" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">Ryan Reynolds sound bites</a></div><img alt="So stupid sound bite" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/cvbsqffjys/1/1_ba5325da_8ddd_11df_b61e_0019b9e56dac/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></div>

[Lemieux66]

All of Fez's movie insights are somehow related to Batman.

Makes me laugh every time even though I know it's coming.

[Willmore]

Doucheboat

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5985/mv5bodu1ndu1nzg4mf5bml5.jpg

[LaurieAndersonHatesYou]

What about all the DreamBags out there?

[CountryBob]

Haha - great caller - the Fuckin fish movie!

[disneyspy]

What about all the DreamBags out there?

<div style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/OpenEntPlayer.swf" id="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0" name="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0" flashvars="auto_play=false&clip_pid=kxmnwdwdjn&e=&id=1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0&skin_pid=wfxswdnlkf" width="300" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent"></embed><div id="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0_anchor" style="font-size: 8px; color: black; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kxmnwdwdjn--Hello-Miss-LadyJohn-C-Reilly-Step-Brothers-Dale-Doback-" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">Hello Miss Lady sound bite</a> &nbsp;<a href="http://www.entertonement.com/collections/1312/John-C-Reilly?ht_link=1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a7 5f0" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">John C. Reilly sound bites</a></div><img alt="Hello Miss Lady sound bite" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/kxmnwdwdjn/1/1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></div>

[LaurieAndersonHatesYou]

<div style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/OpenEntPlayer.swf" id="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0" name="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0" flashvars="auto_play=false&clip_pid=kxmnwdwdjn&e=&id=1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0&skin_pid=wfxswdnlkf" width="300" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent"></embed><div id="1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0_anchor" style="font-size: 8px; color: black; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kxmnwdwdjn--Hello-Miss-LadyJohn-C-Reilly-Step-Brothers-Dale-Doback-" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">Hello Miss Lady sound bite</a> &nbsp;<a href="http://www.entertonement.com/collections/1312/John-C-Reilly?ht_link=1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a7 5f0" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">John C. Reilly sound bites</a></div><img alt="Hello Miss Lady sound bite" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/kxmnwdwdjn/1/1_4890188a_8dde_11df_b4a4_00219b9a75f0/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></div>

Keep it in your pants, LawnBoy, I'm actually The Bat~Man.

[disneyspy]

coming up in 20 minutes,your chance to win pup friction

[Meataball23]

Batman trying to give Fez advice fucking cracked me up

[SinA]

coming up in 20 minutes,your chance to win pup friction

how many stripes are on the harlem globetrotters shorts?

[Furtherman]

OK, that caller's joke made me laugh.

[Willmore]

That's not a killer instinct, that's a survival instinct to get rid of the body.

[Gutter]

Fez's killer instinct?

[SinA]

this tony dungy audio they're playing sounds a lot like fez

[Willmore]

Davey Mac's voice is in the intro.

:glurps::glurps::glurps:

[disneyspy]

search search,hurry up and search

[Hottub]

I'm not searching if I have to use 202friends

[aceofspades7]

Brookdale is in Lincroft

[disneyspy]

I'm not searching if I have to use 202friends

you use .net if you want a copy of pup friction

[Willmore]

holy fuck, Earl is back!!!

[Hottub]

you use .net if you want a copy of pup friction

Another one?:innocent:

[Hottub]

stupid Bot.

[RhinoinMN]

stupid Bot.

prick has been up my ass lately.

[Hottub]

*Spy Report*

The Eagle Has Landed.:thumbup:

[Baby DEW Year]

prick has been up my ass lately.

Do you have room for another mod quote??? :innocent:

[disneyspy]

tiny chat-disneyspy ,password is "hey"

[Willmore]

Gay courtship on the air is awkward. Fez, take big Lou into the men's room and do it already.

[SinA]

prewriten bit etiquitte:
1. no positive calls
2. no negative calls.

would fez prefer if we just didn't listen?

[A.J.]

I think Palestine is #1 in killing Jews right now.

[IamFogHat]

I think that intern forgot about the balls.

[Willmore]

I think Palestine is #1 in killing Jews right now.

Yeah, but they are forced into amateur status. You have to be a country to go professional in mass murder.

[disneyspy]

rhino's back

[Hottub]

It was a bad Vince Lombardi reference.

[Willmore]

I think that intern forgot about the balls.

Didn't you hear, they are shortstaffed. One (male) intern to hug, one (male) intern to service the balls, that's how it has always worked, they need more bodies in there.

[Hottub]

So she's poo poo?

[Hottub]

What number was Ocho Cinco?

[Willmore]

What number was Ocho Cinco?

85 or 1, depending on your level of sanity.

[disneyspy]

when i have my left leg up under it self and i squeeze just behind it,it kinda looks like a pussy

[Hottub]

Thanks.

[SinA]

when i have my left leg up under it self and i squeeze just behind it,it kinda looks like a pussy

today was not a great show, and this listening thread isn't helping.
can we just lock it up?

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one,i'm going to go try and fuck my knee

C'YA!!

[thepaulo]

Didn't you hear, they are shortstaffed. One (male) intern to hug, one (male) intern to service the balls, that's how it has always worked, they need more bodies in there.
It would be great to have an intern to service the balls.

[Hottub]

today was not a great show, and this listening thread isn't helping.
can we just lock it up?

Blame the callers, not us.

[disneyspy]

Blame the callers, not us.

ya,see if i share anymore stream of concensious stuff

[thepaulo]

Someone told me I was on the O&A show today.

[Chigworthy]

Someone told me I was on the O&A show today.

You've broken the 4th wall; post in the O&A thread.

[DOHO@HOME]

Someone told me I was on the O&A show today.

Fucking making me laugh at how much they made you look like a fucking asshole and how much of a piece of shit movie Gap is.:clap::lol:

[biozombie]

One of the biggest regrets in my life is the $8 I spent on the download of Gap.

[Willmore]

One of the biggest regrets in my life is the $8 I spent on the download of Gap.

Did the 0% rating on rotten tomatoes not dissuade you?

[Gutter]

one of Louie's all time best lines......"if it was raining AIDS...." hahahahaha

[biozombie]

Haha, did it really get 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? It totally deserves 0%, but I'm surprised it's even listed there.

[dommer]

Haha, did it really get 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? It totally deserves 0%, but I'm surprised it's even listed there.

I couldn't find anything on RT, but I did find this ad/review. http://riesen2bs-blog-o-rama.blogspot.com/2008/12/movie-not-clothing-store-watch-trailer.html