R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 7/13/10. It was like that when I got here.

[Hottub]

Good Morning.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/409697/416829.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Battle of the Planets! Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)[/CENTER]

Enjoy the show.

[A.J.]

Ichiban: Steinbrenner near death.

[Gutter]

Ichiban: Steinbrenner near death.

AP confirms he has passed.

[Hottub]

If it's on AP. it must be true.

[Gutter]

If it's on AP. it must be true.


i think they're probably more credible than O&A when it comes to this stuff.....its now being confirmed by Fox and MSNBC as well.

[A.J.]

CNN's got it too.

[IamFogHat]

Hai buddays. I'm tired.

[IamFogHat]

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/sa/samantha-lingerie-floral-tapestry-strapless-corset.jpg

[Hottub]

Another sports Ichiban.

LT pleads not guilty to raping a 16 y.o.

[Rhah]

Morning...

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/353940_main.jpg

[Meataball23]

Buddays!:clap:

[Chigworthy]

5-hour energy has "mino" acids.

[IamFogHat]

Let's go Sirius! Fuck, O&A leave early and you still can't get your commercials in on time?

[realmenhatelife]

My goodness, not even Encino Man?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

3 hour drive and listening live...but only for two hours (damn meetings)...

[Gutter]

oh boy......zany bar Fez time. did not know he was there.

[Godzoox]

LoL I can hear the Xanny in his speech already...

[Rhah]

Ron said garden instruments....rofl

[Dell]

Ron said garden instruments....rofl

paint me stupid...I don't get it...:blink:

[Gutter]

paint me stupid...I don't get it...:blink:

hoe?

[IamFogHat]

Glad to see the Xannys are working.

[Rhah]

paint me stupid...I don't get it...:blink:

Well, I have noticed lately that Ron makes almost as many verbal mixups as Fezzie, yet callers all jump on Fez but ignore Ron. And obviously Fez would never call out Ron... but I believe they are garden implements not garden instruments.

[Chigworthy]

the bot is bitchy today

[Dell]

Well, I have noticed lately that Ron makes almost as many verbal mixups as Fezzie, yet callers all jump on Fez but ignore Ron. And obviously Fez would never call out Ron... but I believe they are garden implements not garden instruments.

no biggie, but the first definition for "instrument" is often "tool"...it may not be a common phrase, but garden instrument may not be incorrect in this context...

[Furtherman]

That caller was thinking of Dennis Farrina.

[Gutter]

Didn't Mike Meyers just star in Shrek 3d and make an ass load more money? i believe there is another Austin Powers in the works too.

[Dell]

That caller was thinking of Dennis Farrina.

was that the kid actor on the Little Rascals?..

[Gutter]

was that the kid actor on the Little Rascals?..

cousin Avi from Snatch.

[CountryBob]

No Crying Fez - this show is going great. Thanks Ron!

[sailor]

That caller was thinking of Dennis Farrina.

I just came here to post that. Idiot caller.

[Dell]

cousin Avi from Snatch.

another swing and miss on my part...

http://blog.seattlepi.com/movielady/library/farina.jpg

[Dell]

under the semester system, it is 120 credit hours to graduate...

[Rhah]

no biggie, but the first definition for "instrument" is often "tool"...it may not be a common phrase, but garden instrument may not be incorrect in this context...

Must be a Philly thing :dry:

http://oddstruments.com/contest-garden-instruments/

[Baby DEW Year]

866-Gruff-0- Fez

[sailor]

Ron should be the next crime dog.

[IamFogHat]

And we're off.

[Willmore]

Didn't Mike Meyers just star in Shrek 3d and make an ass load more money? i believe there is another Austin Powers in the works too.

Myers' imdb says he is attached to play Keith Moon in his biopic. Weird casting choice.

[Furtherman]

Betty White just signed on to so another 20 episodes of her new sitcom Hot In Cleveland on TV Land. 88 and still going strong.

[Furtherman]

Wow... a Johnny Carson & Carl Sagan backyard chat with a telescope would probably be one of the greatest things we'll never hear.

[Meataball23]

I wonder if this baseball coach should get fired for abusing children

[Willmore]

Fez outrage coming after the break. A baseball coach hit his son and the son got ejected from the game, and Fez is going to be pissed.

[n0thng2bdone]

for each cool thing on cosmos there are a couple of retarded things. like using a lucite cube to represent 4 dimensions

[Gutter]

Myers' imdb says he is attached to play Keith Moon in his biopic. Weird casting choice.

didn't Will Ferrell already play Keith Moon in Semi-Pro?

[Hottub]

Wow... a Johnny Carson & Carl Sagan backyard chat with a telescope would probably be one of the greatest things we'll never hear.

Throw in Tommy Chong.:smoke:

[Hottub]

If it's not candy, then what the frig is it?

[Gutter]

I think chocolate becomes candy when its combined with something else. reeses cups and pieces, m&ms, etc. are candy. snickers, milky way, etc.....candy bars. Chocolate is just chocolate.

[IamFogHat]

There's no sugar in candy just boiled water? Smart caller.

[Furtherman]

If it's not candy, then what the frig is it?

Chocolate comes from the coca plant, mixed in with milk and sugar. It's almost a natural product.

Candy is more artificial and man made.

[Hottub]

Disagree.
I go to the candy store to pick up a bar of chocolate.

[Willmore]

HAHAHAHA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_chocolate

History

White chocolate also known as the `right chocolate` is the arch rival of nigger chocolate: The foulest of all food stuffs.

VICTORY FOR THE WHITES

This is why I love wikipedia. Pointlessly random racist entries.

[Hottub]

Chocolate comes from the coca plant, mixed in with milk and sugar. It's almost a natural product.

Candy is more artificial and man made.

Nobody eats raw chocolate.

[Hottub]

Chocolate comes from the coca plant, mixed in with milk and sugar. It's almost a natural product.

Candy is more artificial and man made.

Oh yeah. I also took the tour at Hersey Park.:wink:

[sailor]

"it's bleached!"

hahaha!

[biggestmexi]

THERE IS NO WAY THAT, THAT GUY THOUGHT WHITE CHOCOLATE IS BLEACHED CHOCOLATE!

and the candy falovring for raspberry is very different than the cake flavoring.

Also it is the making of, equals what each is.

Chocolate needs roasted beans.

Candy......not so much.

And the less sugar in chocolate the more "delectable" it is.

[biggestmexi]

Oh yeah. I also took the tour at Hersey Park.:wink:

plplplplpl.....and you actually saw chocolate there? ACTUAL COCOA beans?

Doubt it. I bet it was just Herhsheys syrup into the mixer.

[biggestmexi]

Nobody eats raw chocolate.

wanna bet on that?

[Gutter]

Disagree.
I go to the candy store to pick up a bar of chocolate.

ah yes, but look at the language you're using.....you go to the CANDY store to get a CHOCOLATE BAR....you have to differentiate......see what i did there?

[biggestmexi]

chocolate is only a flavoring!!!???!!!

[A.J.]

"Life is like a box of candies."

http://teachfor.us/wp-content/blogs/705/uploads//forrest.jpg

[Furtherman]

Oh yeah. I also took the tour at Hersey Park.:wink:

Never been!

[Baby DEW Year]

chocolate is only a flavoring!!!???!!!

and it dosen't surf! :innocent:

[A.J.]

Oh yeah. I also took the tour at Hersey Park.:wink:

And the Hershey Highway.

OHHHH!!!!!

http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/blogs/phlog/diceman.jpg

[Hottub]

Never been!

You should.

[Gutter]

LOOOOUUUUUUIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

he's gonna dip his balls in it.

anybody catches that reference you win a prize of your choice between a piece of candy or a piece of chocolate.

[Furtherman]

What a hilarious surprise.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

LOOOOUUUUUUIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

he's gonna dip his balls in it.

anybody catches that reference you win a prize of your choice between a piece of candy or a piece of chocolate.

the State, man.... too easy...:happy:

[Meataball23]

three hundred...and twenty pounds worth of pudd'n ...ahhh yeah

[Gutter]

the State, man.... too easy...:happy:

i knew i was in good company here.

[Gutter]

three hundred...and twenty pounds worth of pudd'n ...ahhh yeah

starvin for the marvin.

[Trackrabbit]

I think it's based on addictive ability.

All vodka is alcohol, but not all alcohol is vodka.

If you are addicted to Vodka, you are an alcoholic.

If you have the same addiction to chocolate, you are a choco-holic, not a candy-holic. This means that all chocolate is not candy.

[Godzoox]

"hey Fez"

[Meataball23]

Ooh piece of candy...ooh piece of candy


Fez sounds like james woods on family guy

[Baby DEW Year]

I think it's based on addictive ability.

All vodka is alcohol, but not all alcohol is vodka.

If you are addicted to Vodka, you are an alcoholic.

If you have the same addiction to chocolate, you are a choco-holic, not a candy-holic. This means that all chocolate is not candy.

What about puddin' pops?

[n0thng2bdone]

getting fuckin weird

[Furtherman]

Fez's selfishness shines. "I'll take that last piece of candy!!"

[Lemieux66]

Here's where the show can go one of two directions.

Ron's choice.

[strawberrypop]

What about puddin' pops?

Well done.

[IamFogHat]

Hit by a bus. Ba num bum.

[n0thng2bdone]

what about after 911 when you rocked u2 ya bitch

[Trackrabbit]

What about a cereal bowl? Is that fair game?

[Lemieux66]

Angry Fez stinks. Show was fun and carefree for almost 2 hours and then for some reason they went back down this road.

[Dell]

what's with the candy dish obsession?..

boss just surprised me with a lunch meeting in my office (missed the last hour)...now the scheduled meetings start...

later buddays...:bye:

[ChrisBrown]

Wish Ron hadn't taken the show this direction.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Was the candy inside of the office? I think it's unfathomable to go into someone's office while they're not there. It's basically a B&E.

[Hottub]

Was the candy inside of the office? I think it's unfathomable to go into someone's office while they're not there. It's basically a B&E.

You'd know.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

You'd know.

I'll kick your ass old man!!!!

[Hottub]

I'll kick your ass old man!!!!

Yeah. OK twitter boy.

[realmenhatelife]

relax Fez, sometimes you have to belt a nine year old. It happens, lets not make a big deal.

[disneyspy]

heres what future snoogans thinks about this

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[Willmore]

By the way, here's a demonstration of Fez's NLP technique. It's essentially a psychological carny trick, kind of like hypnotism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr-QtNE9k84

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Yeah. OK twitter boy.

Huh?

[Trackrabbit]

I thought fat people are supposed to be jolly.

[IamFogHat]

Fez Gibson:lol::clap:

[Willmore]

There should be a Christian Bale/Mel Gibson/Fez montage.

edit: oooh, and Alec Baldwin.

[Hottub]

:clap::clap:

[sailor]

Was the candy inside of the office? I think it's unfathomable to go into someone's office while they're not there. It's basically a B&E.


Cubicle. Just an E.

[Hottub]

How aboot punching an 8 y.o. retarded girl?

[Willmore]

How aboot punching an 8 y.o. retarded girl?

retard on retard violence doesn't count.

[disneyspy]

i wonder how many people here consider themsevleves to be lets get fez people and how many are cool

[Hottub]

Paulo!:clap::clap:

[Meataball23]

Inception - more like reception at the oscars! ghee ghee ghee!

[disneyspy]

when benny asks paul what they should talk about i wait for him to hang up on paul

[Hottub]

What?
Paul's on the wagon?

[Meataball23]

Paging Ellen!! Youre wanted at the oscars!

gee gee gee

[Jayw]

Every single conversation turns to Fez's problems getting so old.

[biggestmexi]

:ohmy:and it dosen't surf! :innocent:

:ohmy:

[Hottub]

Inception may be worth an inspection...
At the Oscars!
Geh geh

[disneyspy]

Every single conversation turns to Fez's problems getting so old.

i know you're new here but these kind of posts are really old

[Meataball23]

Nolan is bowl'n for an oscar!

Gee gee gee

[Jayw]

Ya my mistake hah, got to miss the rest of show just hated having to leave on his notes.

[disneyspy]

Ya my mistake hah, got to miss the rest of show just hated having to leave on his notes.

no prob and sorry if i came off mean

jesus christ there will be an immaculate incepetion at the oscars

a ghhee ghee ghee

[sailor]

I'm waiting for some asshole to ruin this movie, so I shut the show off.

[disneyspy]

I'm waiting for some asshole to ruin this movie, so I shut the show off.

that could be the tag line for GAP II

[sailor]

i know you're new here but these kind of posts are really old


Like you! Wacka-wacka.

[disneyspy]

GAP II the revenge of the crap

[Baby DEW Year]

GAP II the revenge of the crap

GAP II---Fail and Fail Again!

[IamFogHat]

Oh Fez.

[disneyspy]

GAP II-you wont watch this

[IamFogHat]

Gap II: The Gappening.

[Willmore]

A Humidor of 30 is $1250, so per cigar that's more.

[Hottub]

Gap II - Electric Poo.

[sailor]

Gap 2: see it at my next wedding

[Zorro]

Gap II - Electric Poo.

I'm still waiting for the original Gap to arrive

[Willmore]

Gap II - Electric Poo.

Gap 2: Poo Control

[SinA]

I feel like the phrase "I love Fez, but..." is stated (or assumed) for just about every call, post, etc..

[Rhah]

Just got back to my computer... but Fez's "12 Hungry Men" line was hilarious to me.

:lol:

[Baby DEW Year]

GAP II - in 3D... Debt, Death & Divorce!

[Rhah]

wtf... fresh balls?

[disneyspy]

GAP II - in 3D... Debt, Death & Divorce!

hahhaha,theres a pyramid topper!

[thepaulo]

I will try and keep everybody up to date on how i enjoy my private time with Ron.

[thepaulo]

hahhaha,theres a pyramid topper!

you fucking comedy pyramid guys.

[IamFogHat]

Oh the Davey Mac:glurps:

[CountryBob]

Buy him some Cigars - that should help!

[Hottub]

I will try and keep everybody up to date on how i enjoy my private time with Ron.

If it doesn't involve coke and hookes, save it.

[Rhah]

Oh jeez... new girl.

[Baby DEW Year]

you fucking comedy pyramid guys.

Sometimes they just build themselves! :laugh:

[sailor]

If it doesn't involve coke and hookes, save it.


The law of elasticity?

[Rhah]

Fez was a little catty with new girl...

http://blog.kir.com/archives/catfight2.jpg

[Hottub]

The law of elasticity?

Dammit!
Hookers.

[disneyspy]

i think im going down the street for a falafle

[disneyspy]

oh fuck i heard the ocho cinco interview this morning and i couldnt quit laughing at the thought of fez turning off the tv that he was watching himself on

[thepaulo]

If it doesn't involve coke and hookes, save it.

Are you gonna get this sucker past 13 pages today?

[Willmore]

Are you gonna get this sucker past 13 pages today?

Is that what your wife keeps yelling at you, when you're staring at blank pages for your Gap 2 script?

[Manning, Esq.]

Are you gonna get this sucker past 13 pages today?

Fascinating coincidence - You've just given the verbatim, original Spike Lee title. Producers, uninterested in titling nuance, quashed (1) forming the title into a question, and (2) many of the words, including those correctly spelled.

[disneyspy]

Is that what your wife keeps yelling at you, when you're staring at blank pages for your Gap 2 script?

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[Hottub]

Is that what your wife keeps yelling at you, when you're staring at blank pages for your Gap 2 script?

Oh snap!!!

[disneyspy]

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[SinA]

FW LOTD: "It's the grammaticalness of it."

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez just said, oh so ironicfully, "grammaticalness." Too good.

I am very, very happy that people cannot hear my every wordful moment.

[Rhah]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dine%20at%20the%20y

[thepaulo]

Is that what your wife keeps yelling at you, when you're staring at blank pages for your Gap 2 script?

script?

[Sofa_King]

isn't it great that people always make grammaticalness mistakes when pointing out the ungrammaticalness of other people? seems to happen almost every time.

[Willmore]

Oh Fez, you almost made it a full show without tears.

[ralphbxny]

Well kids I am off to finish my day of forms and meetings. C-YA

[Manning, Esq.]

script?

late 14c., "something written," from O.Fr. escrit (Fr. écrit) "a writing, written paper," from L. scriptum "a writing, book, law, line, mark," noun use of neut. pp. of scribere "to write," from PIE *skreibh- (cf. Gk. skariphasthai "to scratch an outline, sketch," Lett. skripat "scratch, write," O.N. hrifa "scratch"), from base *sker- "cut, incise" (cf. O.E. sceran "cut off, shear;" see shear) on the notion of carving marks in stone, wood, etc. Meaning "handwriting" is recorded from 1860. Theatrical use, short for manuscript, is attested from 1897. The importance of Rome to the spread of civilization in Europe is attested by the fact that the word for "write" in Romance, Celtic and Gmc. languages derives from scribere (e.g. Fr. écrire, Ir. scriobhaim, Welsh ysgrifennu, Ger. schreiben), but the cognate O.E. scrifan means "to allot, assign, decree" (see shrive; also cf. O.N. skript "penance") and Mod.Eng. uses write (q.v.) to express this action.

Having just listened, I'd bet there was no 2000 Christmas show script; at least that you had the chance to review ahead of time.

[IamFogHat]

"Did that get to you?"
"Nope, not today."
"On the inside?"
"A little bit."
:lol:

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh Fez, you almost made it a full show without tears.

Are you kidding I missed it shit piss fuck stick I love crying Todd, I can't wait to hear a crying warm up that should get the crowd going in the right direction.:lol:

[Meataball23]

"Heart to heart" about if Fez wants to do the show anymore.

The longest bit in radio continues. I wonder if Ron actually believed that Fez wants to keep doing the show.

[Manning, Esq.]

cya

[Rhah]

Checked back for thepaulo afterparty...

left crying.

[thepaulo]

Checked back for thepaulo afterparty...

left crying.

let the party begin......:drunk::drunk::clap: