R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 7/14/10. All Dogs Go To Heaven

[Hottub]

Hi.

http://www.fhmonline.com/images/media/fckimgs/userfiles/lingerie-guide08/sneak/photo12_o8e3912.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)[/CENTER]

I seriouisly need some laughs today.


This thread dedicated to KC

[Hottub]

Ichiban.
Bristol and Levi engaged.

[Dell]

Ichiban.
Bristol and Levi engaged.

and who are Bristol and Levi?..friends of the show?..

oh...moaning buddays...:bye:

[Rhah]

Morning. Girls in blue tops day?

http://www.modifiedstreetcars.com/girl_images/Hot-Babe-in-Tight-Blue-Top-243.jpg

[Dell]

just heard tapes 3 & 4 of "Mel Gibson, Life Coach"...

he needs to work on his technique...sounded a bit harsh in the third one...

[A.J.]

Ichiban.
Bristol and Levi engaged.

I hope that doesn't make Fez cry.

[Rhah]

He will if the first person who calls in with the ichiban somehow references My So-Called Life.

[Hottub]

http://a.imageshack.us/img101/3137/seankcrx8.jpg
http://a.imageshack.us/img223/2474/dscf1578us8.jpg

[Gutter]

Ichiban: Mel Gibson tape 4 far superior to tapes 1,2,3

[Dell]

Ichiban: Mel Gibson tape 4 far superior to tapes 1,2,3

the real ichiban about that is...Mel Gibson likes blow jobs...

[Gutter]

the real ichiban about that is...Mel Gibson likes blow jobs...

damnit i missed the scoop.

bj's before jacuzzis bitches.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm annoyed that someone walking their dog is expected to pick up dogshit, but a person riding a horse can just keep riding.

[D1ggex]

I just tuned in, is Fez not in today? I haven't heard his voice yet.

[D1ggex]

Woops, there he is.

[Rhah]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/239/5/d/Hot_Cop_GOB_by_VML.jpg

[A.J.]

I hate the term "sweets" too. I hear it all the time in the Middle East.

[Sofa_King]

"All right, come on..." after "bring me back some money please" gets me every time even though i know it's coming.

[Hottub]

Anything connected w/ the Navy = GAY!

[Lemieux66]

It's out your friends Wednesdaaay.

Out your friends. Out your friends.

[Rhah]

:lol: Bribe your friends with wrestling and pizza.

[Hottub]

It's out your friends Wednesdaaay.

Out your friends. Out your friends.

Anything connected w/ the Navy = GAY!

:innocent:

[A.J.]

Anything connected w/ the Navy = GAY!

You know you love seamen.

[Hottub]

You know you love seamen.

And sailors.

:unsure:

[Baby DEW Year]

Just got back from a meeting.:wallbash: What happened? Who slipped who the tongue?

[Rhah]

And sailors.

:unsure:

And people from SEMN?

[Crispy123]

Anything connected w/ the Navy = GAY!

you obviously missed the 80's classic Top Gun.

http://ydabondelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/topgun.jpg

[A.J.]

you obviously missed the 80's classic Top Gun.

http://ydabondelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/topgun.jpg

We all know the Brownshoes are queers.

[Dell]

you obviously missed the 80's classic Top Gun.

http://ydabondelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/topgun.jpg

caption for that picture...yeah, we fist...

[Gutter]

now the xanax is getting him misty? is there a pill you can take to keep that from happening?

[Servo]

caption for that picture...yeah, we fist...

"Elbow deep, bitch!"

[Crispy123]

caption for that picture...yeah, we fist...

"Elbow deep, bitch!"

We were keeping up international relations, you know giving him the fist.

[Lemieux66]

At what point does "today's a rough one for ya" go without saying?

[Warren Peace]

*cues lettuce wrap call *

[Sofa_King]

why is fez bringing this up when he hates talking about lettuce wraps?

[Crispy123]

Seriously, this shit is getting old. So old Im going to listen for 4 hours a day and comment on a listening thread or call in to complain.

[Hottub]

"Beef on weck and wings" John in Buffalo

[Godzoox]

Anyone keeping track of today's "Hey Fez" count?

[A.J.]

Anyone keeping track of today's "Hey Fez" count?

It would make a hell of a drinking game.

[Dell]

I try not to eat everything in the house...because I wake up hungry...:laugh:

[Godzoox]

It would make a hell of a drinking game.

Replace the Drinking with "Bumps" and I'm in....Quack Quack :lol:

[Pittsburgh]

Tod has killed Fez and there is no resurrection.

[Dell]

how does Ron roll the "ch" in Arch...amazing...

[Willmore]

What year?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Godzoox]

The "T" word............

[SinA]

What year?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

2001.. That was a bad one.

[Chigworthy]

Rhino!?

[Gutter]

Tattooed chicks are really hot.

[sailor]

They're not mentioning the people who are neutral to tattoos, so the majority probably don't find them a turn-on.

[A.J.]

I don't like tats on chicks.

But I'd make an exception for Skelly.

[Gutter]

P.S. Guys that have tattoos, that won't date chicks that have them are douche boats.

[Dell]

I feel women should be able to cover it up with anything they wear other than a bikini...I find a well placed tattoo attractive on a woman...

took my oldest daughter for her first tattoo...wanted to make sure it was my guy that did the work and that she didn't put it in a location she would later regret (IMO)...

[realmenhatelife]

Tattooed chicks are really hot.

Well hot tattoo chicks with good tattoos in good places are hot. I'm bothered by all the tattoo generalization.

I like tattoos as an indication of taste.

[Hottub]

Some chicks can pull it off. Some cant.

[Manning, Esq.]

The best place to see a tattoo? The beach:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SLWnUTC63VI/AAAAAAAAMyA/q01ETXK390M/s400/HerveVillechaize.jpg

Someone had to Villechaize this piece up.

[Crispy123]

nothing better than a good barbed wire or tazmanian devil tat on a chick!!!

[Hottub]

"I don't know about the other 2, but the one in the middle is a dead-ringer for Willie Nelson"

[Gutter]

Well hot tattoo chicks with good tattoos in good places are hot. I'm bothered by all the tattoo generalization.

I like tattoos as an indication of taste.

agreed. i should have worded that better......anyone with shitty, poorly done tattoos looks like an idiot.

There is a certain look a girl usually has to pull it off correctly.

but i do love when a good lookin chick has a chest piece or a sleeve, or two sleeves.

I dated a girl in college that had a giant koi tattooed on her side....it took up her entire right rib cage and is still the best Koi tattoo i've ever seen. incredibly hot.

[Dell]

"I don't know about the other 2, but the one in the middle is a dead-ringer for Willie Nelson"

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp30/BaronVonStevie/rimshot.jpg

[Dell]

Fez cracks me up...you're not kissing the tattoo, you're kissing the woman where she has a tattoo...

[realmenhatelife]

agreed. i should have worded that better......anyone with shitty, poorly done tattoos looks like an idiot.

There is a certain look a girl usually has to pull it off correctly.

but i do love when a good lookin chick has a chest piece or a sleeve, or two sleeves.

I dated a girl in college that had a giant koi tattooed on her side....it took up her entire right rib cage and is still the best Koi tattoo i've ever seen. incredibly hot.

Well its not just you specifically. I hate when people say something like "Oh, tattoo girls are wild." And its like really? I could introduce you to some seriously frigid ones, and a lot of girls who get a lot of tattoos because theyre trying to buy a personality.

[Godzoox]

This just has pure sexy about it...

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/107600.jpg

[DOHO@HOME]

The best place to see a tattoo? The beach:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SLWnUTC63VI/AAAAAAAAMyA/q01ETXK390M/s400/HerveVillechaize.jpg

Someone had to Villechaize this piece up.

Tattoo put your hand where you are going to place the gun prior to you checking out you little freak.
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

So money making Fez is in the running for a $20K car? How is that not hilarious?

[Godzoox]

20k for a car that's way more expensive then the car Fez's first car...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_473nrD5vEv8/SaaBbRwkLwI/AAAAAAAABYk/wr7Swet6Z4g/s400/Model-Ford-T.jpg

[Dell]

20k for a car that's way more expensive then the car Fez's first car...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_473nrD5vEv8/SaaBbRwkLwI/AAAAAAAABYk/wr7Swet6Z4g/s400/Model-Ford-T.jpg

that guy should have bought a truck...

(I know it's a model t)

[Hottub]

that guy should have bought a truck...

(I know it's a model t)

Of course you do.

[DOHO@HOME]

This will put panic Todd into a tail spin, stay the fuck away from the TV big girl.

[Chigworthy]

Mino Acids are the best.

[Dell]

This will put panic Todd into a tail spin, stay the fuck away from the TV big girl.

why do you call him Todd...I think he hates that nickname...

[Godzoox]

"T" word again...:down:

[Dell]

have they said what time they are doing search-search tomorrow?..

[Sofa_King]

This just has pure sexy about it...

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/107600.jpg

is it wrong to put a "baby on board" sticker on your car if you don't have kids? i was thinking about doing it just so people won't cut me off on the road...

[Dell]

my niece continues to post on her mother's (my wife's sister) facebook page even though she passed last year...I don't get it...

[Gutter]

Well its not just you specifically. I hate when people say something like "Oh, tattoo girls are wild." And its like really? I could introduce you to some seriously frigid ones, and a lot of girls who get a lot of tattoos because theyre trying to buy a personality.

i hear ya......seems the tattoo community is a group that an overwhelmingly large percentage of ppl outside the community still hold on to and strongly believe many of the generalizations about us. shame really. i've heard some horror stories about the way ppl get treated because they have visible tattoos.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get people leaving flowers at the site of someones car crash year after year. I guess I get the initial memorial, but then to keep it going is strange to me.

[Furtherman]

i hear ya......seems the tattoo community is a group that an overwhelmingly large percentage of ppl outside the community still hold on to and strongly believe many of the generalizations about us. shame really. i've heard some horror stories about the way ppl get treated because they have visible tattoos.

Hey man, where's your Harley?

[Godzoox]

is it wrong to put a "baby on board" sticker on your car if you don't have kids? i was thinking about doing it just so people won't cut me off on the road...

Prob not as bad as Uncle Paul having it tattooed on his junk...

[Hottub]

If anything happens to A.J. I have permission to shut down his facebook and disconnect his cell.

[Dell]

I dont get people leaving flowers at the site of someones car crash year after year. I guess I get the initial memorial, but then to keep it going is strange to me.

I was pressured to go to my sister-in-law's grave site on what would have been her birthday...okay if you need to go to help with your recovery, but what is the purpose of my being there?..

[Sofa_King]

Prob not as bad as Uncle Paul having it tattooed on his junk...

wrong show... maybe switch Uncle Paul with Fez?

[Baby DEW Year]

I was pressured to go to my sister-in-law's grave site on what would have been her birthday...okay if you need to go to help with your recovery, but what is the purpose of my being there?..

The very first time you went you should have brought a cake and started singing "Happy Birthday"...I doubt if you would have been asked to go next year.

[Dell]

The very first time you went you should have brought a cake and started singing "Happy Birthday"...I doubt if you would have been asked to go next year.

my luck the candles would have mysteriously extinguished and bringing a cake and singing would become an annual thing...

[A.J.]

If anything happens to A.J. I have permission to shut down his facebook and disconnect his cell.

Don't forget the ISP on my home computer.

[Hottub]

On her wedding day, my chick's cousin posed in her wedding dress with her dad's headone.
That was weird

[A.J.]

I have to disagree with Ron's FDR analogy: he was a President who died in office. Like JFK, it was sudden and shocking. Reagan was a 93-year old former President who had suffered from Alzheimer's for a decade.

There's not as much need for formality -- especially during summer tourist season.

[Godzoox]

wrong show... maybe switch Uncle Paul with Fez?

Aww literal Sofa_King...

[Dell]

I have to disagree with Ron's FDR analogy: he was a President who died in office. Like JFK, it was sudden and shocking. Reagan was a 93-year old former President who had suffered from Alzheimer's for a decade.

There's not as much need for formality -- especially during summer tourist season.

wish I could remember the congressman's name that argued on the floor that Washington National Airport should be renamed Reagan National Airport because it should be named after a president...laughed my ass off that nobody pointed out that Washington was a president...

politicians don't have to be smart...:laugh:

[Sofa_King]

Aww literal Sofa_King...

just trying to chip in... no, not you, Chip.

[Furtherman]

What caught on fire? I missed it.

[Godzoox]

I would so play that.

[Dell]

ouch...the game starts up then crashes and cries...

[Godzoox]

I hope the TV is off heads up Fez...

[Dell]

Fez correcting Ron is cracking me up...

[VesperEQ]

OH GOD, this could be awesome.

Terrel HATES being called the way fez is pronouncing it, ron was right the first time.

[Sofa_King]

sorry, just came back to my desk. FRESH BALLS?! what the fuck is going on

[Hottub]

T.O.!!

[Dell]

OH GOD, this could be awesome.

Terrel HATES being called the way fez is pronouncing it, ron was right the first time.

I was thinking the ESPN guys said it like Ron did...

setting Ron up intentionally or not would be great...

[Hottub]

Don't touch the goddam TV!!

[Dell]

HA...he just corrected Ron and Ron sped right to the TO...

[VesperEQ]

I was thinking the ESPN guys said it like Ron did...

setting Ron up intentionally or not would be great...

lol, he corrected ron but it went untalked about.

[SinA]

Here ya go Fez:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/df55_cookie_misfortune_evil_fortune_cookies.jpg

[VesperEQ]

so what are the odds of massive breakdown in last hour? Flat out dictating to ron an incorrect thing prior to an interview.

[Sue_Bender]

so what are the odds of massive breakdown in last hour? Flat out dictating to ron an incorrect thing prior to an interview.

Stronger than strong.

[Dell]

so what are the odds of massive breakdown in last hour? Flat out dictating to ron an incorrect thing prior to an interview.

it will be great...I haven't been so excited for an interview to end since that new-age music lady interview last week...

make sure the recorders are on for the "after-interview" show...:smile:

[Sofa_King]

so what are the odds of massive breakdown in last hour? Flat out dictating to ron an incorrect thing prior to an interview.

that was way too blatant. smells of a bit.

[sailor]

Fez correcting Ron was hilarious. Fez needs to remember how run with shit like Ron did there.

[Dell]

that was way too blatant. smells of a bit.

as Ron says...if it is on the radio, it is a bit...

don't care...it is great entertainment...

[VesperEQ]

that was way too blatant. smells of a bit.

I actually was just considering this too. Both are giant football fans so it seems less likely they wouldn't know this.

Eitehr way, it'll be entertaining =p

[DOHO@HOME]

why do you call him Todd...I think he hates that nickname...

A couple days ago he said he didn't like being called Fezzie anymore.

[Sofa_King]

haha wow that was brief. nice.

[Dell]

http://taylorhicksgirlfriend.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/hands_twiddling_thumbs_lg_nwm.gif

[Sofa_King]

nothing better than rappin Ronnie!

[Gutter]

i hear ya......seems the tattoo community is a group that an overwhelmingly large percentage of ppl outside the community still hold on to and strongly believe many of the generalizations about us. shame really. i've heard some horror stories about the way ppl get treated because they have visible tattoos.

Hey man, where's your Harley?


In the garage with my gun collection where it belongs.

[realmenhatelife]

Can someone please make an audio clip of mel gibson saying "You should just smile and BLOWHARD"

[realmenhatelife]

The woman from Mad TV who is rail thin, has two sleeves and dreadlocks? Not a good match.

[Willmore]

Ocho Cinco (fuck that's a moronic name) is actually super-cheap. I remember the Hard Knocks episode where he went into a shop and was talking about buying those cheap 99c plastic jewelry pieces that look real enough at a distance and just wearing them instead of the diamond studs that are popular. So I wouldn't be shocked if the gold bracelet wasn't real gold.

[Gutter]

The woman from Mad TV who is rail thin, has two sleeves and dreadlocks? Not a good match.

Deborah Wilson. she has terrible work on her.

[Enabler]

"search search hairy up and search?"

almost as bad as when Ron talks about Fez's favorite actor, Bill Mary

[Furtherman]

Anyone know the name of that song they just came back with?

[realmenhatelife]

Deborah Wilson. she has terrible work on her.

A person who is both black and a lesbian has bad tattoos? I dont believe you for a second.

[Meataball23]

I miss ESD

[Dell]

how long ago did they say was ESD's last show...thought it was only a couple weeks...

[Gutter]

he sounds like a shell of the man he used to be.

[Willmore]

ESD is losing his touch. No punch lines, no drinking of bodily fluids.

[aceofspades7]

Come on! This has to still be a work...

[Furtherman]

Funniest thing I ever heard Dave say.


Dammit, Sirius/XM... you STINK for not keeping ESD.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dear ____ ________,

That character is hilarious!!!

Sincerely,
Oldie

[Gutter]

A person who is both black and a lesbian has bad tattoos? I dont believe you for a second.

shocking i know....but shes not a lesbian. Married to a white guy believe it or not.

[Meataball23]

Come on! This has to still be a work...

I want to believe so badly this is a work

[Willmore]

I want to believe so badly this is a work

It's a work, trust me. While we're on the subject, may I interest you in the lucrative market of bridge real estate? I've got a prime piece up for sale in the Brooklyn borough of NYC.

[aceofspades7]

does brookdale radio count as professional live reads?

[Dell]

does brookdale radio count as professional live reads?

HAHAHA...it strikes me of college radio...

[Hottub]

Davey Mac is the best.

[Meataball23]

Fez giving radio advice is hysterical

[Crispy123]

Is Dave still highin??? That would help get his personality across on-air.

[Dell]

fourth tape is my favorite...laughed my ass off...

[Sofa_King]

Anyone know the name of that song they just came back with?

You talkin bout the OK GO? This Too Shall Pass

http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=7192568&song=This+Too+Shall+Pass

[Hottub]

The votes are in and Tape 4 is the best!:thumbup:

[hammersavage]

You talkin bout the OK GO? This Too Shall Pass

http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=7192568&song=This+Too+Shall+Pass

one of the best videos ever:

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

[Sofa_King]

[QUOTE=hammersavage;2742881]one of the best videos ever:QUOTE]

All their videos are extremely creative and interesting. much better than their music, in my opinion. they've almost all gone viral, starting with the brilliant treadmill dance video.

[Hottub]

Enough Hey Fez calls.

[SinA]

one of the best videos ever:

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

this one for the same song is also really good:

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJKythlXAIY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJKythlXAIY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

[Hottub]

He sounds like Riggs.

[Hottub]

It's not just chicks, Ronnie.

[Gutter]

Give Me Back My Son!!!!!!! And Blow Me!!!!!!

[Servo]

It's not just chicks, Ronnie.

Eww... disgusting.

[Dell]

It's not just chicks, Ronnie.

we accept you Tub...

[Hottub]

Eww... disgusting.

5 bucks is 5 bucks, bro.

[Meataball23]

Give Me Back My Son!!!!!!! And Blow Me!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

[Sofa_King]

why not just double them up?

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DqybUFnY7Y8w&start1=11&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D UJKythlXAIY&start2=0&authorName=Sofa+King

youtubedoubler is awesome, by the way. if you've never used it, enjoy.

[Chob]

why not just double them up?

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DqybUFnY7Y8w&start1=11&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D UJKythlXAIY&start2=0&authorName=Sofa+King

youtubedoubler is awesome, by the way. if you've never used it, enjoy.
Nice. I'm fond of www.tubedubber.com (http://www.tubedubber.com) myself.

[Dell]

I love Ron's alphabetized lists...:laugh:

[Hottub]

Speaking of blow me, don't forget to sign up for twitter so you can play Search, search.

[Recyclerz]

I dunno if anyone else has mentioned this already but Mel sounds like he's auditioning for the role of Frank in Blue Velvet 2.