R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 7/15/10. Post Post Hurry Up & Post.

[Hottub]

Good morning, buddays.

http://www.spiritofnature.co.uk/acatalog/n5010_5011nat.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Unfortunately, you will have to sign up for a twitter account if you want to play SSHUS.

Enjoy the show.

[Dell]

moaning...nicest granny pantie pic I've ever seen...:bye:

won't be with you today, but I will read later...

meetings start soon and then it's time to hit ole 95 South...

[A.J.]

Ichiban: Argentina legalizes same-sex marriage (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/07/15/argentina.gay.marriage/index.html?hpt=T2)

[Dell]

Ichiban: Argentina legalizes same-sex marriage (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/07/15/argentina.gay.marriage/index.html?hpt=T2)

Fez will never let them talk about that...:huh:

[Hottub]

Mel Gibson tape #5. (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/07/mel-gibsons-ex-in-tape-no-5-why-do-you-hate-me-so-much/1) Not as good as #4.

[Furtherman]

The ship got there because the entire south end of Manhattan was just filled in debris over the years. Everything down there is built on top of garbage.

[Manning, Esq.]

Gathering up all trugalopes - Morning.

[Chigworthy]

Post, post, hurry up and post.

[sailor]

Haha, take that Tub!

[Manning, Esq.]

Another good reason to not have an elevavtor in your home. Wait, what was the first reason again?

[Hottub]

Haha, take that Tub!

Crap. I was away. What wa it?

[Baby DEW Year]

Another good reason to not have an elevavtor in your home. Wait, what was the first reason again?

You should never buy an elevator. _______ ________ could get you a great deal on a handy lift!

[Chob]

Interesting premise, but I haven't liked any of his movies since Unbreakable.

[Sofa_King]

That trailer looks pretty cool. That's what I said about Airbender though when I first saw the trailer...

[Manning, Esq.]

You should never buy an elevator. _______ ________ could get you a great deal on a handy lift!

Mark your diaries for the Lincroft Business & Professional Women's Group's Craft Fair & Flea Market on Saturday, July 31st. It will be held in Brookdale's Parking Lot #3. Event proceeds will support the Viola B. Evans Scholarship Fund.

In other news . . . .

[Sofa_King]

Also it's funny how all his movies are simplistic enough to pretty much be summed up in the premise:
A kid sees dead people
Aliens come to visit Mel Gibson
People are trapped in an elevator with the Devil

I couldn't watch any of his others...

[jimmyolsenblues]

Elevators again fezzie...way to be consistant.
I wish fezzie would retire today.

[SinA]

This topic is new and interesting.





CYA
I'm going for a drive and listen to XM 12, Outlawwwwwwwwwww Country!

[realmenhatelife]

This topic is new and interesting.





CYA
I'm going for a drive and listen to XM 12, Outlawwwwwwwwwww Country!

I really enjoy Elizabeth Cook's and Mojo Nixon's talk breaks, I wish they had a slightly longer format to talk in.

[ralphbxny]

Morning.

[Hottub]

Yeah yeah.
Hold the door if someone's running.
Don't fart.

Deja vu'?

[Gutter]

mornin buddays.


I always remember what the great great prophet Henry Rollins says when elevator discussions come up.

"God forbid you should wait a few more seconds for a machine to whisk your lazy ass up 37 flights of stairs."

[IamFogHat]

Morning buddays.

[Sofa_King]

why is Ron encouraging this inane babble? does he really find it interesting?

[Chigworthy]

Also it's funny how all his movies are simplistic enough to pretty much be summed up in the premise:
A kid sees dead people
Aliens come to visit Mel Gibson
People are trapped in an elevator with the Devil

I couldn't watch any of his others...

As much as I find that M Night is a terrible filmmaker these days, you can do this with any movie.

[A.J.]

I have to agree with Fez on the personal space in an elevator.

[IamFogHat]

This is almost as crazy as the toenails.

[barjockey]

http://www.neii.org/safety_elevator.cfm

[jimmyolsenblues]

why is Ron encouraging this inane babble? does he really find it interesting?

I truly think ronnie is tired of talking.
So anything he can get fez to take some mike time....elevators, gay marriage, phobias...

When I have met Ron he really does not want to talk alot.

[Sofa_King]

As much as I find that M Night is a terrible filmmaker these days, you can do this with any movie.

I thought someone would point that out, but I mean like in most GOOD movies, there is stuff that can't just be encapsulated in a one-line summary: Casino, Fargo, Donnie Darko, anything interesting... It just seems like all his creativity is spent with coming up with the premise, and the rest is just having it play out.

[Manning, Esq.]

Is that Tapping girl in the background?

[Sofa_King]

I'm going to get lunch. I hope they move on to candy jar etiquette soon...

[Hottub]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/11/500x_custom_1258223084403_elevator.jpg

[Furtherman]

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How about this for an elevator rule: DON'T F'N TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.

[Hottub]

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm.
That's what I call the Repo Code, kid. Don't forget it, etch it into your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

Hey, look at those assholes over there. Ordinary fuckin' people, I hate 'em.

[sailor]

Crap. I was away. What wa it?


Sorry, Ron was bashing argentine women.

[A.J.]

I want to slit the throat of the guy from the greateyeglasses.com commercial.

"Glaaahhhhhhhses". Shudder.

[Hottub]

Sorry, Ron was bashing argentine women.

I hope we wasn't bashng their looks.
That would be dead wrong.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/9/633801852524861100-ARGENTINA.jpg

[Freakshow]

Why doesn't Fez get out when the person squeezes in? If it's only 45 seconds till the next one comes. Its win-win.

[Chigworthy]

Terrible editing.

[A.J.]

Ha ha ha! I love the side-by-side Fez and Mel!

[sailor]

I hope we wasn't bashng their looks.
That would be dead wrong.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/9/633801852524861100-ARGENTINA.jpg

He said their looks would make a guy want to suck a dick.

[Chigworthy]

Ha ha ha! I love the side-by-side Fez and Mel!

It's a funny premise, but maybe one of O&A's lackeys should have cut it up. It's not that hard to envelope out those harsh stops between clips.

[Chigworthy]

He said their looks would make a guy want to suck a dick.

Those looks incite no such desire in me.

[Hottub]

He said their looks would make a guy want to suck a dick.

He must have a secret.

[Gutter]

never understood why everyone hates the Pulp Fiction chick....i thought she was hot. i was never bothered by her scenes though.

[A.J.]

It's a funny premise, but maybe one of O&A's lackeys should have cut it up. It's not that hard to envelope out those harsh stops between clips.

Agreed. It got progressively more noticeable.

[Furtherman]

He said their looks would make a guy want to suck a dick.

Yea, he was way off on that one.

[Rhah]

Late but checking in...

http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/member_photos/group1/subgrp86/swedish-hot-chick-on_47240.jpg

[IamFogHat]

I dated a girl from Argentina years ago, she was gorgeous. I'm with ya Tubs.

[Chigworthy]

Aside from the hot Argentina chicks, a lot of Pacific Northwesters of able means vacation on the west coast of Argentina during our winters. There summers are so much like ours, that you can achieve the endless summer effect. A lot of the produce we get in the winter comes from there. Plus, the hot Argentina chicks.

[Willmore]

http://citizenvox.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/clock.jpg

I liked the wrestling I saw as a child, I don't understand why it has to change.

[Chigworthy]

http://citizenvox.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/clock.jpg

I liked the wrestling I saw as a child, I don't understand why it has to change.

Because we are more progressive now; homosexual males no longer have to disguise their desires under the cover of being a wrestling fan.

[IamFogHat]

Taint.

[Freakshow]

Ha ha. Fez said taint.

[Hottub]

I dated a girl from Argentina years ago, she was gorgeous. I'm with ya Tubs.

I married one.
(Well her family is anyway.)

[Chigworthy]

Uh oh.
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9519/39923480uc9.jpg

[Freakshow]

Fez planning legal action against wjfk in fairfax virginia for causing his mental problems?

[Manning, Esq.]

C'mon Fezzie - We need a Nature Boyatorial.
Wooo!
The Best Thing That Went!
Wooo!

[sailor]

Yea, he was way off on that one.


It's a fuckin joke people.

[sailor]

And is Ron seriously saying the mcmahons are not complicit in the wrestling drug abuse?

[IamFogHat]

Well this is uncomfortable.

[Pittsburgh]

Will today be the show Fez is immune to criticism?
No crying Fez!

[realmenhatelife]

You should be pissed if Oprah gives you a Saturn, my brother had one and its the worst built car I've ever seen. The body panels weren't straight, the electrical was screwed up, the interior was awful, and now you have to drive all over to find a place that will repair it under warranty.

[IamFogHat]

Where'd Fez go?

[Pittsburgh]

Ooh. That shriner hat call hurt.

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez would love to go to a Chelsea wedding....

[Sofa_King]

Fez would love to go to a Chelsea wedding....

there it is. :smile:

[deliciousV]

So Fez had a story and a few sorta funny lines, then the callers , as they wait to do, begin making Fez look and feel stupid for even trying. My question is, why does Ron let it happen? He could stop the calls, or not go to them. Is it to toughen Fez up, give him a thicker skin? Or does he enjoy watching Fez blow up and become useless?

[Freakshow]

I would think chelsa is all set for money and possessions. Wouldn't they have people donate to charity-the human fund or something?

[IamFogHat]

Has Pepper said one word today?

[Pittsburgh]

Ok here they come: "Hey Fez, ..."

[IamFogHat]

I need to make a doody.

[DOHO@HOME]

I think Ron just loves to question people and then pick apart their answers.
Fez has always been Ron's lacky and must enjoy it on some level or he would quit the show.

[Manning, Esq.]

On Broadway
75

[Willmore]

I think Ron just loves to question people and then pick apart their answers.
Fez has always been Ron's lacky and must enjoy it on some level or he would quit the show.

Fez can't quit, he has cousins to support through college.

[Hottub]

OK. Here we go.

[IamFogHat]

No, they're saying boo-urns.

[Meataball23]

Fez sounds like hes having a good time. Relaxed and funny...shocking

[Willmore]

Fez sounds like hes having a good time. Relaxed and funny...shocking

Don't jinx it.

[Meataball23]

Don't jinx it.

Theyve been saying for a while, Fez just needs a studio audience. Once he gets back into studio alone w/ Ron he clams up and becomes a mess. So weird that its a switch he can flip

[Furtherman]

O'Betty's Red Hot - The Weenie With The Wiggle

[Manning, Esq.]

O'Betty's Red Hot
The Weenie with the Wiggle

[Manning, Esq.]

O'Betty's Red Hot - The Weenie With The Wiggle

And, BOOM! goes the dynamite!

[sailor]

O'Betty's Red Hot - The Weenie With The Wiggle

If only we had a budget.

[mylthazz]

earls back?

[DOHO@HOME]

earls back?

But we will not hear Earl's grandmother from heaven who just loves to fuck and suck.:glurps:
ESD is doing news on a fucking NPR?:wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Is that some kind of all black Dungeons and Dragons band?

[CountryBob]

Fuck - I was hoping he was coming back

[Manning, Esq.]

Kudos Earl! But, part of the family at Center? Really? Dunno.

[ralphbxny]

Good for you Earl.

[Manning, Esq.]

Sorry, we couldn't find boldislove.us

[Manning, Esq.]

My bad, the website is boldaslove.us.

[IamFogHat]

I'm really hungover, did Fez get trapped on top of the console today or was that a fever dream?

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm really hungover, did Fez get trapped on top of the console today or was that a fever dream?

D. All of the above.

[ralphbxny]

OHHH New Girl....

[ralphbxny]

What!

[Willmore]

No condom. Way to fight the stereotype, Earl.

[Lemieux66]

What are the odds Earl's girl actually exists?

[IamFogHat]

Four pages huh? We were really rockin today.

[Hottub]

Four pages huh? We were really rockin today.

Make that 5.

[deliciousV]

What are the odds Earl's girl actually exists?

Existed, deflated.

[RhinoinMN]

Was there any bot sightings today?

[Hottub]

Was there any bot sightings today?

I was away from my desk quite a bit. Would the bot mess with you?

[RhinoinMN]

I was away from my desk quite a bit. Would the bot mess with you?

The bad is a bad ass mother......

[thepaulo]

Four pages huh? We were really rockin today.

I would like to get it to 13 pages.

[Hottub]

Shut your mouth!

[IamFogHat]

I just found toilet paper in my butt.

[Hottub]

:thumbdown:Shop Rite sandwich cookies suck balls.

[thepaulo]

I think I'm growing a tail.

[Hottub]

I could go for a little tail right aboot now.

[thepaulo]

I could go for a little tail right aboot now.

You have picture of scantily clad women in your posts. Thank you.

[Chigworthy]

My pinky toes are slowly becoming vestigial and squaaarshed underneath my "ring" toe. I think I need wider duty boots.

[Rhah]

:thumbdown:Shop Rite sandwich cookies suck balls.

Freshballs.com

[thepaulo]

balls

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[Sue_Bender]

balls

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I don't trust COLORED balls.

[Rhah]

How come we have said balls so many times and d-spy hasn't been summoned yet? Is this thing on?

[thepaulo]

balls balls balls balls balls
ballls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls
BALLS

[n0thng2bdone]

(spaceballs)

Mel Brooks says, "I'm surrounded by Oscars!" geh geh geh

[thepaulo]

How many times more must I say balls before we hit page 6?

[IamFogHat]

How many times more must I say balls before we hit page 6?

Out of my mouth they will pop
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/MrBucket1991.jpg

[Chigworthy]

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[Hottub]

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[hanso]

mark foley tapping school

[Rhah]

http://www.xtremesled.com/newtemplate/catalog/images/balls%20of%20steel%20hood%20sized%20copy.jpg

[thepaulo]

more Balls

[thepaulo]

more Balls

YAY, i DID IT. pAGE 6

[IamFogHat]

http://areyoushaved.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/squirrel-balls-Capacitation-hyperactivation-evolutionary-physchology-study-testicular-research-activation-theory-why-balls-hang-descended-scrotal-testicles-pig-balls-animal-balls-2.jpg

[Hottub]

http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/chipmunk.jpg

[thepaulo]

we made page 6....my work is done.
I can't take another page of balls.

[IamFogHat]

we made page 6....my work is done.
I can't take another mouthful of balls.

Fixed.

[Rhah]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/1/4/633981868254281695-hugecans.jpg

[Chigworthy]

http://www.btinternet.com/~micka.wffps/great_tit.jpeg