The Tornado Thread [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

JustJon

07-23-2010, 03:46 PM

Strangely a tornado watch has broken out for NYC and surrounding areas (NJ, CT, Rockland, Westchester, etc.). I hope none of you live in trailer parks...

Details on the Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/23/new-york-tornado-watch-is_n_657806.html)

hammersavage

07-23-2010, 04:06 PM

There's a tornado in the town next door. Hold me

Hottub

07-23-2010, 04:16 PM

It's nuts out there now.
drjoek is at Yankee stadium.:laugh:

I'll miss him.

Hottub

07-23-2010, 04:32 PM

Holy Fuck!!

Hottub

07-23-2010, 04:46 PM

The faithful are still walking to the temple.
I guess they forgot 2 were killed only a few months ago during a storm.

Whatever. I'll see you in hell, neighbor.

biggestmexi

07-23-2010, 06:20 PM

Pussys

pennington

07-23-2010, 06:38 PM

http://msonline.missouristate.edu/communique/11-6-08communique_files/WizardOzTwstr.jpg

I think Mayor Bloomberg might be in that house. He shouldn't have messed with term limits.

torker

07-23-2010, 06:54 PM

The trailer parks in Scarsdale are safe...for now.
http://www.jgdb.com/jghome26b.jpg

WRESTLINGFAN

07-23-2010, 07:27 PM

The trailer parks in Scarsdale are safe...for now.
http://www.jgdb.com/jghome26b.jpg

No cows being tossed around in Greenwich

http://photos5.househunt.org/ctmls/39/98440339.jpg

spoon

07-23-2010, 09:37 PM

thank GOD the huffington post was on it!

almost as good on weather as deadspin is on sport nicknames!

spoon

07-23-2010, 09:40 PM

oh and all clear in classy San Diego too...YAH!

http://blogs.amctv.com/movie-blog/Anchorman-gang-560.jpg

PapaBear

07-23-2010, 09:49 PM

Look out! HERE IT COMES!!!!

http://www.pjsautoworld.com/1980cars/1981oldsmobiletoronado03.JPG

spoon

07-23-2010, 09:52 PM

Look out! HERE IT COMES!!!!

http://www.pjsautoworld.com/1980cars/1981oldsmobiletoronado03.JPG

I want this to hit your joke.

http://www.gwoltal.myfastmail.com/files/Tornado%20and%20Lightning

Poochie

07-23-2010, 09:57 PM

You are all a bunch of pussies. And before you judge, I have been in a tornado. Twice.

spoon

07-23-2010, 09:58 PM

You are all a bunch of pussies. And before you judge, I have been in a tornado. Twice.

settle down dorthy

PapaBear

07-23-2010, 09:59 PM

settle down dorthy
Dorothy was only in one tornado.

spoon

07-23-2010, 10:01 PM

Dorothy was only in one tornado.

she lived in kansas, i'll take the over

Poochie

07-23-2010, 10:01 PM

I win.

Dorothy was only in one tornado.

Serpico1103

07-23-2010, 10:02 PM

You are all a bunch of pussies. And before you judge, I have been in a tornado. Twice.

You are stronger willed than us. The prove is, your living in Milwaukee without having killed yourself.

Poochie

07-23-2010, 10:02 PM

I get worked up.

settle down dorthy

spoon

07-23-2010, 10:02 PM

You are all a bunch of pussies. And before you judge, I have been in a tornado. Twice.

Did you catch anything!?

Poochie

07-23-2010, 10:04 PM

And I will assume you have lived here? If you have, you win. I cannot compete.

You are stronger willed than us. The prove is, your living in Milwaukee without having killed yourself.

spoon

07-23-2010, 10:07 PM

I don't think so, he's way too smart to live in epo country...at any point in time.

PapaBear

07-23-2010, 10:09 PM

I don't think so, he's way too smart to live in epo country...at any point in time.
The epo-center of Wisconsin?

Poochie

07-23-2010, 10:09 PM

I guess it isn't as magical as Brooklyn.

I don't think so, he's way too smart to live in epo country...at any point in time.

spoon

07-23-2010, 10:12 PM

I guess it isn't as magical as Brooklyn.

He's in the midst of a Jane Goodall type experiment for the betterment of all of us. He makes sacrifices so a child may live!

PapaBear

07-23-2010, 10:12 PM

I think the "tornado" was just a ruse to divert attention from Darth Vader's evil plans. (http://www.cinematical.com/2010/07/23/caption-this-darth-vader-bank-robber/)

Serpico1103

07-24-2010, 07:49 AM

I guess it isn't as magical as Brooklyn.

BK doesn't reek of failure and desperation. You know the smell, it is similar to stale beer.
Also, does it have unicorns?

WRESTLINGFAN

07-24-2010, 08:15 AM

BK doesn't reek of failure and desperation. You know the smell, it is similar to stale beer.
Also, does it have unicorns?

Not to defend Milwaukee at all but.

Bklyn stinks of East NY, & Flatbush

They couldn't keep a baseball team from moving 3000 Miles away. They couldnt get Lebron James

The Yankees owned Bklyn in October, except for '55 and you people are still clinging onto that.

Serpico1103

07-24-2010, 08:28 AM

Not to defend Milwaukee at all but.

Bklyn stinks of East NY, & FlatbushRacist.

They couldn't keep a baseball team from moving 3000 Miles away. They couldnt get Lebron James

The Yankees owned Bklyn in October, except for '55 and you people are still clinging onto that. Trust me, few people alive care about the Dodgers.

BK is greatest place on Earth. (I am currently looking to move, have had enough of the bright lights and big city.)

A.J.

07-24-2010, 09:13 AM

Apparently, it WAS a tornado that hit CT the other day. (http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/weather/severe_weather/bristol-residents-continue-cleanup)

Furtherman

04-28-2011, 09:59 AM

Tornados hit Northern Jersey this afternoon. A friend had witnessed aftermath.

http://imgick.nj.com/home/njo-media/lead/img/ledgerupdates_impact/photo/weather-mapjpg-5e4727c1d3ea1be9.jpg

Also...

Radar is showing signs of tornadoes over parts of northern N.J. (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/04/radar_is_showing_signs_of_torn.html)

CountryBob

04-28-2011, 10:02 AM

Good luck - dealt with this shit in the dark last night

Zorro

04-28-2011, 10:40 AM

Apparently, it WAS a tornado that hit CT the other day. (http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/weather/severe_weather/bristol-residents-continue-cleanup)

If you need to wait a couple of days for a review it's not really a Tornado.

KC2OSO

04-28-2011, 10:44 AM

http://imgick.nj.com/home/njo-media/lead/img/ledgerupdates_impact/photo/weather-mapjpg-5e4727c1d3ea1be9.jpg

It looks more like a giant high-voltage bratwurst is headed our way! :unsure:

Marc with a c

04-28-2011, 10:50 AM

i was walking to the subway today and the sky was green, black and blue. it was also raining on the west side of Lexington and not the east. 2012 mutherfucks!

A.J.

04-28-2011, 11:00 AM

If you need to wait a couple of days for a review it's not really a Tornado.

My post was from last year.

Furtherman

04-28-2011, 11:12 AM

i was walking to the subway today and the sky was green, black and blue. it was also raining on the west side of Lexington and not the east. 2012 mutherfucks!

HOLY SHIT!!!

Marc was in the city.

CountryBob

04-28-2011, 11:37 AM

It looks more like a giant high-voltage bratwurst is headed our way! :unsure:

Hahaha - nice one! :lol:

ozzie

04-28-2011, 12:06 PM

One of the pics that illustrates the power of the tornado that ripped through North Alabama yesterday:

http://media.al.com/huntsville-times/photo/-fff90c0d32db3204.jpg

MF'er sucked the top layer off the hood assembly. I've never seen anything like it.

The body count is still rising.

I don't know if it is coming up there with the same strength, but keep an eye on this one.

Earlshog

04-28-2011, 12:20 PM

It looks more like a giant high-voltage bratwurst is headed our way! :unsure:

fuckin starvin!

SonOfSmeagol

04-28-2011, 04:11 PM

Good luck - dealt with this shit in the dark last night

Was power bundled in with the city water/sewer you bought but don't actually receive?

j/k j/k

Marc with a c

04-28-2011, 07:55 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!

Marc was in the city.

marc moved back in february.

FUNKMAN

04-28-2011, 08:08 PM

i live in a trailer park... gotta tell ya, saw some mcmansions turned to splinters! would be interesting to see how a brownstone holds up with a direct hit... the sewer system, or subways seem like they would be a safe place

keithy_19

04-28-2011, 08:28 PM

Furtherman

04-29-2011, 06:12 AM

marc moved back in february.

Welcome back!

Wilkes-Barre has lost its prince.

Furtherman

04-29-2011, 07:01 AM

:ohmy:

<iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vhKjv9GuARQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

sailor

04-29-2011, 07:12 AM

Wrong thread. :(

Furtherman

05-10-2011, 10:03 AM

Concerning the topic on the air now, just want to mention that this Thursday at 9pm, CMT will be airing a benefit to help out the tornado and flood victims of this past month.

Thursday, May 12th 9pm: CMT and its pro-social initiative CMT One Country will air a live, 90-minute concert special featuring Hank Williams Jr., Alabama, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, Ronnie Dunn, Sara Evans, Tim McGraw and many others to raise awareness and funds for those affected by the recent devastating storms, floods and tornadoes. All money raised will benefit the American Red Cross disaster relief efforts.

Watch and donate.

Check your local listings.

ozzie

05-11-2011, 04:14 AM

Concerning the topic on the air now, just want to mention that this Thursday at 9pm, CMT will be airing a benefit to help out the tornado and flood victims of this past month.

Watch and donate.

Check your local listings.

That's pretty cool. Killing Bin Laden and the floods kinda moved the tornado damage and related deaths out of the headlines. These people still need a lot of help. Tuscaloosa may never be the same.

Lady Antebellum, Ronnie Dunn, Sara Evans

Of these, I've only heard OF Sara Evans, and only because she's married to a former bama QB / radio host, and supposedly screwed her tennis instructor. Never actually hear her sing.

I honestly didn't realize Alabama was still performing.

I'll donate again... but I don't think I'll be watching.

Furtherman

05-23-2011, 10:17 AM

Earlshog

06-01-2011, 12:13 PM

Issued by The National Weather Service
New York City, NY
1:06 pm EDT, Wed., Jun. 1, 2011

TORNADO WATCH 411... IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM EDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

IN CONNECTICUT THIS WATCH INCLUDES 2 COUNTIES

IN SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT

FAIRFIELD NEW HAVEN

IN NEW JERSEY THIS WATCH INCLUDES 5 COUNTIES

IN NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY

BERGEN ESSEX HUDSON PASSAIC UNION

IN NEW YORK THIS WATCH INCLUDES 10 COUNTIES

IN SOUTHEAST NEW YORK

BRONX KINGS (BROOKLYN) NASSAU NEW YORK (MANHATTAN) ORANGE PUTNAM QUEENS RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND) ROCKLAND WESTCHESTER

Furtherman

06-01-2011, 12:50 PM

I have no choice but to take shelter.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u6vHIDr-oqI/STA8P9J-y7I/AAAAAAAAJN4/Ut5EmdYOQSg/s320/photo-719752.jpg

A.J.

06-02-2011, 03:49 AM

IN SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT

FAIRFIELD NEW HAVEN

The last tornado to hit CT was in 1989. It just missed my then-chick's father's business in the industrial park.

I remember the one that hit in Windsor Locks in 1979. It trashed up the airplane museum near Bradley Airport.

Furtherman

06-02-2011, 05:31 AM

4 people killed in MA last night due to tornado.

Misteriosa

06-02-2011, 05:48 AM

More terrifying than Cloverfield... this is real. At about 2:10 on, you'll hear how fast this shit came down on them.

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cQnvxJZucds" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

truly terrifying. you cant tell in the first video, but they were hiding in the beer fridge. here is the aftermath:

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W-P4P68YyNM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Furtherman

06-02-2011, 07:25 AM

Video of MA tornado.... WOW....

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Dude!

06-02-2011, 07:33 AM

Video of MA tornado.... WOW....

i think that is technically
a "waterspout"

Furtherman

03-29-2012, 07:43 AM

How about a SOLAR TORNADO!

http://users.aber.ac.uk/xxl/tornado_files/image016.gif

The Solar Dynamics Observatory captured a spectacular rotation of material in a solar prominence, which created a massive tornado-like feature on the Sun, five times bigger than the Earth. "This is perhaps the first time that such a huge solar tornado is filmed by an imager," said Dr. Xing Li of Aberystwyth University, presenting his team's work at the National Astronomy Meeting this week in the UK. "The superb spatial and temporal resolution of SDO allows us to observe the solar atmosphere in great detail."

The solar tornado was discovered using the Atmospheric Imaging Assembly (AIA) telescope on board SDO. On September 25, 2011, the AIA saw superheated gases as hot as 50,000 – 2,000,000 Kelvin sucked from the origin of a solar prominence, and spiral up into the high atmosphere. It traveled about 200,000 kilometers along the Sun for a period of at least three hours.