Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 08/06/10 - Thank God It's Fezday!

[Misteriosa]

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

[instrument]

really wish someone would take the time to photoshop out that shirt.

[DOHO@HOME]

Happy Fezday my naggers let's get your mofunk out.

[Baby DEW Year]

Nice pic Misti:thumbup:...I admit I stared for more than 2 seconds!:innocent:

[Misteriosa]

im glad. i was afraid you guys wouldnt like it :o

now lets post!

[TjM]

im glad. i was afraid you guys wouldnt like it :o

now lets post!

Tits? Check
good size ones? Check

You have nothing to fear Misti

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,been too busy looking at misti's opening post

[A.J.]

Tits? Check
good size ones? Check

Real? Check plus!

[n0thng2bdone]

hey buddays,been too busy looking at misti's opening post

it's so much better coming from her. "very exciting"

[biggestmexi]

do these fuck tards not realize what WIC does?

[realmenhatelife]

If you ever wondered what its like to have lunch with my grandparents, its exactly like these anti food stamp callers.

And poor white college kid needs to realize he probably couldn't get food stamps because his parents income or other assets were probably knocking him out of elgibility.

[disneyspy]

man i'm loving this ronny b imtation by anthony,he's workin late today

[Baby DEW Year]

"Todd-e-boy" :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

you know whats my favorite thing about chris tanley? He's white...

:lol:

[n0thng2bdone]

ha! anyone know that pic? i've never seen it

[disneyspy]

ha! anyone know that pic? i've never seen it

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/01/22/sidey-fat.jpg

[n0thng2bdone]

fez's entertainment center

http://www.stevieray.com/images-a/garagesale/ant-tv.jpg

[Willmore]

I don't go to Wal-Mart on the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th 15th 16th 17th 18th 19th 20th 21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th 26th 27th 28th 29th 30th 31st of the month.

[Baby DEW Year]

Cat hair!!! :ohmy: Maybe Fezzie should shave his pussy!

[disneyspy]

Cat hair!!! :ohmy: Maybe Fezzie should shave his pussy!

if fez shaves his pussy it'll make his ass look bigger

[Willmore]

Where are Welch people from?

[Manning, Esq.]

A few WIC stats according to USDA:
9.1 million people in US used the benefit in 2009.
The average monthly benefit per person is $41.
Wyoming has the fewest participants with 13,338; California, the most at 1.4 million.

[Manning, Esq.]

Where are Welch people from?
Concord grape vineyards?

[disneyspy]

by the way misti,the best listening thread title in months!!

[disneyspy]

walker!

[Misteriosa]

im gettin paid! :lol:

http://www.mazeguy.net/bigicons/moneyrain.gif

[disneyspy]

coming up at the break,your chance to win an old school(not from this decade) ron and fez dvd

[Baby DEW Year]

im gettin laid!

I am happy for you... you little multi-tasker!:wink:

[Misteriosa]

wow.. blowhard is the next on the cut off list.

[disneyspy]

wow.. blowhard is the next on the cut off list.

blowhard,more like retard

[Manning, Esq.]

21st book sold!

[n0thng2bdone]

wow.. blowhard is the next on the cut off list.

just when his entrance music was helping his brand take off

[Willmore]

Ron: We're what? Budd-
Fez: ies.
Ron: Yeah, we're buddies!

Fucking brutal.

[barjockey]

Had to drop my XM subscription for various reasons so it was nice while it lasted. The company(XM) really stinks.
Peace :glurps:

[disneyspy]

i bet the announcement will it'll be an e-booooo k

[disneyspy]

Had to drop my XM subscription for various reasons so it was nice while it lasted. The company(XM) really stinks.
Peace :glurps:

hey bj,you knows theres other options ,right?

[Willmore]

19.95$ For a flickr account. Fucking hilarious.

[Baby DEW Year]

Black Rock vol.1 - The 'N' book is now an "e-book".....congrats Earl!

[Misteriosa]

hey bj,you knows theres other options ,right?

thats right... :wink:

[Pittsburgh]

I wonder how much Earl had to pay to get this deal.
Self-publishing scams.

[Lemieux66]

Did anyone actually buy Earl's book?

I thought he had an actual book deal all this time until he said it was one of those pay-to-publish things during that beating on O&A. Oof. Fez is never going to see that 2 grand.

[disneyspy]

Did anyone actually buy Earl's book?

I thought he had an actual book deal all this time until he said it was one of those pay-to-publish things during that beating on O&A. Oof. Fez is never going to see that 2 grand.

are you sayin fez needs to axe someone to bring him his money back?

[barjockey]

hey bj,you knows theres other options ,right?

Thanks Diz you've helped me b4 but I'm not too computer savy :)

[Baby DEW Year]

Did anyone actually buy Earl's book?

I thought he had an actual book deal all this time until he said it was one of those pay-to-publish things during that beating on O&A. Oof. Fez is never going to see that 2 grand.

I checked online and it stated:

"people who didn't buy this book also didn't buy GAP!"

[disneyspy]

Thanks Diz you've helped me b4 but I'm not too computer savy :)

PM comin your way

[Misteriosa]

Thanks Diz you've helped me b4 but I'm not too computer savy :)

you dont need to be. if you can open a browser, you can particpate.

[realmenhatelife]

Did anyone actually buy Earl's book?

I thought he had an actual book deal all this time until he said it was one of those pay-to-publish things during that beating on O&A. Oof. Fez is never going to see that 2 grand.

That was no secret, they downplayed but didn't ignore the fact that Earl was self publishing after his paying deal seemed to blow up. This was also originally announced as a text book.

Every time Earl has a 'big announcement' I get totally fooled, and it winds up being so much smaller than I expect.

[disneyspy]

for a dvd whats the scariest airport?

[Misteriosa]

for a dvd whats the scariest airport?

o'hare?

[Pittsburgh]

I wonder if there has ever been a book or book idea so awful that even these scam self publishers said get out.

[Manning, Esq.]

for a dvd whats the scariest airport?

Transylvania Int'l - Bwaa-ha-ha!

[A.J.]

for a dvd whats the scariest airport?

If it's porn: anywhere in the Arabian Gulf.

[IamFogHat]

Hiya buddays. Is Fez back?

[barjockey]

Thanks Disney

[Misteriosa]

spy with the radio psychic :happy:

[YourAmishDaddy]

I like either JFK or Westchester. Just get it over with.

[Misteriosa]

i chose the airport by the cheapest airfare :o

when i did land at lga, i *was* pretty nervous. it really did seem like the runway just popped out of nowhere.

[disneyspy]

the inside of o'hare scares me,smells middle eastern

[YourAmishDaddy]

Laguardia is bad, but Midway is scary.

[A.J.]

San Diego was the only time I got nervous. It feels like you're flying straight into the city itself.

[Manning, Esq.]

Prototype:

http://www.wellpromo.com/upload/upimg24/Ceramic-Football-Chip-Bowl-33924.jpg

[disneyspy]

orlando has the wierdest airport,especially when the disney voice guy is giving instructions

ok theyre not going to answer it so first person that says they want it gets it

[Sofa_King]

"instead of putting your country back together, put the Fugees back together." :clap::clap:::lol:

[Warren Peace]

I want it....what do I get?

[disneyspy]

ive got to run buddays anyone thats wants the 45 minute version that starts with this PM me your name and address and i'll send it out monday

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have a good weekend buddays

C'YA!!

[disneyspy]

I want it....what do I get?

PM me your name and address

[realmenhatelife]

orlando has the wierdest airport,especially when the disney voice guy is giving instructions

ok theyre not going to answer it so first person that says they want it gets it

#1 was an airport in Honduras and #2 was Gibralter. Highest US was #3, an Airport in Nantucket.

I was also amazed that Fez would bring up the list and then not mention #1 or any of the other US locations.

[Manning, Esq.]

M - You were definitely on it with "Fezday." Inexplicable, but two weeks running where Fez has become again Todd cum Fezzie; rather than Fez the silent anti-social.

Fezzie's back!
Drinking Show! Drinking Show! Drinking Show!

[biggestmexi]

wow, fez is really gay for Opie huh?

gross

[Willmore]

M - You were definitely on it with "Fezday." Inexplicable, but two weeks running where Fez has become again Todd cum Fezzie; rather than Fez the silent anti-social.

Fezzie's back!
Drinking Show! Drinking Show! Drinking Show!

New shrink only works for a day before you have to recharge.

So, Fez, simple solution, simply go to the new shrink every other day.

[Manning, Esq.]

My .flv experience is clear by saying that I only use Hulu or networks. Anyone have a user-friendly link to Lost Season 6 streams (know what I mean: one click, no apps needed, no sites that trip security issues, etc.)?

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Whole Lost vid -- 12 mins.

http://www.twitvid.com/9CWPW

Just called it in to Hicks...

[Manning, Esq.]

Usually, the test is whether there's a reasonable expectation of privacy. "Reasonable" is the tough part. For example, even an upskirt of a 16-year-old in OK was deemed permissible because the court ruled that it was unreasonable to expect privacy in that case. If it's for commercial purposes, there's a different standard.

[CountryBob]

San Diego was the only time I got nervous. It feels like you're flying straight into the city itself.

Yes! First time landing there I looked out the window and could see buildings beside the plane and even people sitting at the desks. Felt like we were just going to hit a building.

[Manning, Esq.]

RF Buddays can break the Internet, take down surfjazpier.com, but Black Earl can only move 20 copies! Loyal? Yup. Generous? Eh.

[DOHO@HOME]

some shows are aweful with the lame laughs.
I would rather not have them at all.

[A.J.]

The Honeymooners? That was a live audience.

[sailor]

I think everyone agrees laugh tracks suck. I've never noticed if shows have an audience or not tho.

[Misteriosa]

i haaate laugh tracks. if i hear it during a show, i usually change the channel out of anger.

[Willmore]

i haaate laugh tracks. if i hear it during a show, i usually change the channel out of anger.

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[Willmore]

Scott Pilgrim is taking the Mayflower all the way to the Oscars ghe ghe ghe!

[Manning, Esq.]

Charlie St. Clouds in the forecast for an Oscar ---- A-gii-gii-gii-gii

[Misteriosa]

wow.. that really pissed me off. holy cow. it was like flipping on a switch

[IamFogHat]

What's a rother?

[Willmore]

Secretariat is running away with an Oscar ghe ghe ghe!

[Misteriosa]

no cursing! do you hear? :nono:

sheesh, you'd think this was an XL channel or something

[Manning, Esq.]

Using every word has Paul O carrying a Dictio-nary a chance to win an Oscar for Gap ---- A-gii-gii-gii-gii

[Willmore]

Using every word has Paul O carrying a Dictio-nary a chance to win an Oscar for Gap ---- A-gii-gii-gii-gii

Eh, too verbose.

[Misteriosa]

what the hell is this horse shit? :huh:

[Misteriosa]

i use email every single work day. i use it as my proof that i did things. its come to my rescue way more than it should.

[Baby DEW Year]

what the hell is this horse shit? :huh:

It's a thread...that YOU started!:tongue:

[Misteriosa]

It's a thread...that YOU started!:tongue:

harday har har. i was talking about the "born in the usa" talking thing

[biggestmexi]

Phone call quality is great on my Droid X.


So fuck ron and his shitty blackberry.

[Willmore]

Fez: I don't want to get us off-track.


Who is this man?

[CountryBob]

Fez is such a fragile man - I just dont understand it....??

[biggestmexi]

What a bunch of old fucking techno-retard callers these people are.

The laser projected keyboard.....hello 2008!

Adaptive cruise crontrol.....hola gramps!

[DOHO@HOME]

i use email every single work day. i use it as my proof that i did things. its come to my rescue way more than it should.

It is a great CYA protection, and nice job with starting it up the last couple days.:wub::devil2:

[thepaulo]

Where's Hottub?

[IamFogHat]

Donk buddays.

[Misteriosa]

ok buddays :bye:

have a great weekend and see you all here Toozedee :o

DONK!

[DOHO@HOME]

Good bye everybuddy my work is done and I has to be gone to see Govt. mule in boston:clap:

[S0S]

Fez calls Sarah Palin for the 2012 election.

Stereotypes are funny when other people interact with each other.

[S0S]

Ron's idea is to put a wall in space to aliens can't come into the US.

Fez said that if the aliens give birth to their pod baby, the baby becomes a US citizen.

lol

[S0S]

Caller: black person caught d sipping when the well blew.

BP stands for "Black People" Black people ruined the gulf. ~ Ron