Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 8/10/10 - Fired up! Ready to go!

[Misteriosa]

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

edit: yes its a cartoon, but it's my birthday and my thread... i can put what ever pic i want. be thankful it wasnt a beefy dude up there

[Chigworthy]

edit: yes its a cartoon, but it's my birthday and my thread... i can put what ever pic i want. be thankful it wasnt a beefy dude up there

It's more than Hottub's doing, that slouch.

[Sofa_King]

edit: yes its a cartoon, but it's my birthday and my thread...

you can cry if you want to. happy birthday. i can still beat off to this, anyway.

[Willmore]

you can cry if you want to. happy birthday. i can still beat off to this, anyway.

Yeah, I was going to say, men can jerk off to almost anything. And as a special bonus:

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/6562/margesimpson.jpg

[DOHO@HOME]

Morin I'm here and not queer proud of it.

[CountryBob]

Emma Watson? Now that's some jackin material right there!

[realmenhatelife]

Its really not that intense of a story, and I really cant imagine Emma Watson playing Lisbeth Salander.

[Dell]

moaning buddays and happy birthday misti...:bye:

rocking the first part of the day from the 757...DC for the remainder...

[Willmore]

Dave running away, as a man, in his twenties. :lol::lol::lol: Always gets me.

[Willmore]

Sesame Street and a training bra. 20$ says Fez had that line locked and loaded since yesterday.

[Misteriosa]

my boobs came in at 11...

[realmenhatelife]

Devil's advocate question. Is it possible that earlier physical maturity has something to do with better health? The better an animals health the longer it can be fertile.

[Misteriosa]

i think the amt of body fat on the girl plays a huge role.

my mom was a stick and she didnt start developing until 14. the same happened with my older sister. i, however, was a fat kid and started earlier. my little sister was fat and she started at 11 too. my niece was very thin and she started around 12/13

edit: also, anorexic girls lose their periods after a while (amenorreha [s?])

[Chigworthy]

periods

Don't speak of such things.

[Misteriosa]

Don't speak of such things.

:down:

[Chigworthy]

Caller on birth control pills:
"It doesn't break down in the water, so it sort of recycles back through the system, then we all get it."

Then no one could get pregnant you dope.

[n0thng2bdone]

Devil's advocate question. Is it possible that earlier physical maturity has something to do with better health? The better an animals health the longer it can be fertile.

ARRGHH I'M THE DEVIL

[Misteriosa]

Caller on birth control pills:
"It doesn't break down in the water, so it sort of recycles back through the system, then we all get it."

Then no one could get pregnant you dope.

the chemicals *are* in there, but at very very low doses.

[n0thng2bdone]

Caller on birth control pills:
"It doesn't break down in the water, so it sort of recycles back through the system, then we all get it."

Then no one could get pregnant you dope.

it's true though-you can find traces of every drug in the water

[sailor]

We eat more steer than cow.

I can't believe how much baseless speculation is being thrown out here.

[Chigworthy]

it's true though-you can find traces of every drug in the water

lol. Which water?

[Chigworthy]

We eat more steer than cow.

I can't believe how much baseless speculation is being thrown out here.

The dumbest callers in radio.

[Misteriosa]

everyone is talking about the beef.. what about the chicken? :o

people eat a lot of chicken...

[Manning, Esq.]

A very Happy Birthday to you, Misteriosa! It takes a long time to grow young (P. Picasso).

[sailor]

my boobs came in at 11...


Hot. Remember to vote for me, y'all.

[Chigworthy]

everyone is talking about the beef.. what about the chicken? :o

people eat a lot of chicken...

What about the soy? Soybeans are in every thing. But aside from that, I heard that the fluoride that they put into municipal water has leeched out into the rivers and streams where birds get it and it mixes with the bird hormones and all the sex change hormones that have been vaporized into the air by the airplane chemtrails and than it;s passed into the shell of the bird's egg which doesn't breakdown and flows into the ocean where it collects in a gigantic island of birth control pills and bird shells and the salt water reacts with it and it is taken up into the acid rain and it comes down on all of us. It's true.

[n0thng2bdone]

lol. Which water?

In fact, all of the sixteen compounds identified were found in concentrations in the low parts-per-trillion—1,000 times lower than the minimum threshold for any of the target compounds that are regulated by the state or federal government. The fact that a substance is detectable does not mean it is harmful. For example, a person would have to drink 846,000 glasses of water in a single day, approximately 90 years worth of drinking water, to get the dose contained in a single over-the-counter tablet of ibuprofen.

http://www.nyc.gov/html/dep/html/press_releases/10-55pr.shtml

and it's the same for street drugs

[brettmojo]

edit: also, anorexic girls lose their periods after a while (amenorreha [s?])
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503014237/famguyisawesome/images/thumb/b/bc/Jillian.jpg/300px-Jillian.jpg

[Chigworthy]

In fact, all of the sixteen compounds identified were found in concentrations in the low parts-per-trillion—1,000 times lower than the minimum threshold for any of the target compounds that are regulated by the state or federal government. The fact that a substance is detectable does not mean it is harmful. For example, a person would have to drink 846,000 glasses of water in a single day, approximately 90 years worth of drinking water, to get the dose contained in a single over-the-counter tablet of ibuprofen.

http://www.nyc.gov/html/dep/html/press_releases/10-55pr.shtml

and it's the same for street drugs

Think of how healthy that water must be. It's got every drug in it. I wish my water had traces of every drug in it. But it doesn't.

[n0thng2bdone]

Think of how healthy that water must be. It's got every drug in it. I wish my water had traces of every drug in it. But it doesn't.

maybe fez should switch to tap water? who am i kidding, he drinks tap

[brettmojo]

Dave's town sounds lovely.

[Willmore]

Don't speak of such things.

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Starts at the 5:26 mark.

[biggestmexi]

...A lot of dopey callers today...

[brettmojo]

SO shouldn't preservatives keep us young and boyish?

[sailor]

Metabolites and estrogenic??

[biggestmexi]

AntiOxidants are bullshit FYI.

No studys show that antioxidants take out "free radicals" have lenghtened life.

[brettmojo]

...A lot of dopey callers today...
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[Furtherman]

OK, that guy made no sense.

[A.J.]

Is today 4/20? These callers are making no fucking sense and are bouncing all over the place with topics.

[Furtherman]

...A lot of dopey callers today...

Yep. Just like this Twitter guy right now. He's not on it, why would it bother him?

[biggestmexi]

http://a.imageshack.us/img516/4224/jaysn9.gif

hey "X" buddy


:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

OK, that guy made no sense.

Yeah I dont know where he was going with the liberal sex thing. But it is a good point that people are very quick to demonize things without thinking about why we developed them in the first place. Noone wants to admit that we have the luxury to choose to reject certian medicine or farming practices because of the surplus in food and health those situations created.

[biggestmexi]

Yep. Just like this Twitter guy right now. He's not on it, why would it bother him?

lol

CHAD OCHO CINCO SAID WHHAAAAAAA

[biggestmexi]

http://a.imageshack.us/img516/4224/jaysn9.gif

why dont you ever play with me?

are you to good to play with me?

:dry:

[biggestmexi]

HTG has a Droid 1


WAY TO GO DROID!!!!

and HTG

[n0thng2bdone]

i thought this google/verizon thing was retracted the day it broke. ggl guy said "we are committed to a free internet"

[biggestmexi]

Verizon, Google issue joint statement on net-neutrality


http://www.boygeniusreport.com/2010/08/09/verizon-google-fcc/

via http://googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/2010/08/joint-policy-proposal-for-open-internet.html

[n0thng2bdone]

yeah what that guy said

[Willmore]

Verizon, Google issue joint statement on net-neutrality


http://www.boygeniusreport.com/2010/08/09/verizon-google-fcc/

via http://googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/2010/08/joint-policy-proposal-for-open-internet.html

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/491/extraextrax.jpg

Corporations care about money!

[n0thng2bdone]

bah, no need to regulate, ya commies. the market will take care of it. amirite?

[Willmore]

By the way, any idea what yesterday's vacation was? Daily Show and Colbert were off too and back today.

[sailor]

Yep. Just like this Twitter guy right now. He's not on it, why would it bother him?

It is silly to be reporting tweets as news.

[Misteriosa]

the other radio shows that i listen to were off yesterday too. maybe it was just the best day to be out.

that or all of the entertainment hosts had their yearly secret meeting with the illuminati and refine their plot for world domination

[Baby DEW Year]

It is silly to be reporting tweets as news.

All tweets should be referred to as "Spy Reports"

[Willmore]

the other radio shows that i listen to were off yesterday too. maybe it was just the best day to be out.

that or all of the entertainment hosts had their yearly secret meeting with the illuminati and refine their plot for world domination

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/97/meninblack.jpg

[disneyspy]

All tweets should be referred to as "Spy Reports"

OH HELL NO!!!

spy reports started as amusung stories and inside knowledge

hey buddays

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTI,i'm going to have to get in a rappy mood

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I swear I'll declare jihad on Verizon and Google if they throttle my bittorent!!!

[Willmore]

OH HELL NO!!!

spy reports started as amusung stories and inside knowledge



http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4470/60minutes.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

With that accent, how can I take that caller seriously?

[n0thng2bdone]

i think if everyone in the country put $50 we could buy all the infrastructure from all the companies and keep it free

[Chigworthy]

"The bands make their money from the concerts. I'm not sympathetic for the suits."

Dopey caller #560560. Independent artists make their money off of the recordings too, you assjackass.

[sailor]

Maybe if less people stole XM, Davey Mac would still be on the show.

[Misteriosa]

oh man.. fezzie is gonna break down :down: and over justin bieber at that...

[Chigworthy]

Ew. This is what people like?

[Chigworthy]

EW! THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE LIKE?! Fuck.

[Chigworthy]

Someone post a video of what Ron was talking about. I want to hate more.

[sailor]

Never heard this train song before.

[Furtherman]

It is silly to be reporting tweets as news.

Celebrity tweets, yea, that's silly.

But there is a lot of news on twitter. Most all of the news outlets and sites such as National Geographic and Scientific American tweet news stories every day.

[Dell]

All tweets should be referred to as "Spy Reports"

HA...I nominate you for best one-liners...

[Warren Peace]

Former Sixer and Current Sixer head coach Doug Collins is from Benton, IL as well.

[Dell]

news from FAA...too late for an ichiban...

FAA says at least five died in Alaska air crash (http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/10/alaska.plane.crash/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1)

my former boss was onboard (with his son)...

[CountryBob]

Flying just scares me - even though I have to fly sometimes.

[n0thng2bdone]

juvenilization of culture--i blame the star wars

[Chigworthy]

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Full douche.

[disneyspy]

VOTE FOR SAILOR!

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[CountryBob]

I bet Fez will take the side of the fag that slid down the slide

[n0thng2bdone]

I bet Fez will take the side of the fag that slid down the slide

ha

[TjM]

Guy grabbed two beers, made a Bondian exit. and went home and banged. That's how you quit folks

I don't care who he banged. Had he been straight he'd be a hero

[A.J.]

I bet Fez will take the side of the fag that slid down the slide

Some people think he could go to jail but I'm betting he'll just get a slap on the limp wrist.

[n0thng2bdone]

obviously fez will want punishment to the full extent of the law. keep the planes safe for 70 year old womanchildren

[Dell]

Flying just scares me - even though I have to fly sometimes.

your avi reminded me that I wasn't ready for football season...go hokies...

[Misteriosa]

Guy grabbed two beers, made a Bondian exit. and went home and banged. That's how you quit folks

exactly. its worth going to the slammer like that. i only hope people could experience leaving their jobs on their own terms like that.

fuck. now i want some beer and sex...

[sailor]

VOTE FOR SAILOR!

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It'd be a regular miracle on the internets.

[CountryBob]

your avi reminded me that I wasn't ready for football season...go hokies...

9/6/10 - Life has meaning again!

[A.J.]

Ron: "This is going to be the best gay movie ever".

Hicks: "Better than 'Milk'." :laugh:

[sailor]

"The chute was blown"? Eww

[Misteriosa]

I don't care who he banged. Had he been straight he'd be a hero

im straight and he is a hero to me.

its the equilavent if a "fuck you, fuck you, youre cool, im out!"

[aceofspades7]

the gay rattlesnake - hahahaha

[Servo]

The Gay Stone Cold :laugh:

[TjM]

Bond...Lance Bond

[Misteriosa]

Bond...Lance Bond

i like my lowenbrau shaken, not stirred

[DOHO@HOME]

Guy grabbed two beers, made a Bondian exit. and went home and banged. That's how you quit folks

I don't care who he banged. Had he been straight he'd be a hero

FUCKIN SULLY SUCKS A DICK here is the new air hero Steven Sladder is a hero.
The only better way would be if he was giving a rusty trumbone.

[aceofspades7]

back in high school a neighbor got me and some buddies a job jumping out of airplane chutes for a day - it was really fun

[n0thng2bdone]

oof that steven singer caller

[CountryBob]

Haha - had his shit packed

[disneyspy]

all these callers suck and ron's fake laugh is encouraging these idiots

[CountryBob]

Fez - Other people shit too...
Ron - Yeah , but not on a dick!

[Lemieux66]

Any excuse to play Mighty Real is okay by me.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know about hero, if you've ever worked in retail for awhile you've seen someone just lose it. Most people just have the opportunity to throw a latte or something.

[Dell]

I thought the "started with a hit on the head and ended with shit on the head" was a pretty good line...

[sailor]

B-list? More like butt list.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Wow!!!! John from Buffalo.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez yelling "Fake Voice!" at a guy.


And pepper is killing me today.

[disneyspy]

this segment is horrible,turning off,somebody please post when these hacks are done calling

[CountryBob]

I disagree - I have been laughing my ass off the past hour...

[Lemieux66]

"Kinda take the humor out of it? Like you did with the Ron & Fez show?"

LOTD

[SinA]

Ben Stiller? I think he's already played a gay stewardess.

[SinA]

I just saw this other good quitting a job story:http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

The best part is the part about her being hot.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/amazing-girl-quits-30.jpg?w=500

[Furtherman]

I just saw this other good quitting a job story:http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

The best part is the part about her being hot.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/amazing-girl-quits-30.jpg?w=500

Just read this too.... her costume change really does the trick!

[Sofa_King]

ok nice, the request lines are open!

[Misteriosa]

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[Sofa_King]

pinkerton really is the best, though...

[n0thng2bdone]

loved this music bit when they did it a couple of months ago

"fez, anything?"

[A.J.]

I just saw this other good quitting a job story:http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

The best part is the part about her being hot.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/amazing-girl-quits-30.jpg?w=500

Hot + clever is a nice combination.

[Misteriosa]

loved this music bit when they did it a couple of months ago

"fez, anything?"

jello pudding pops...

[Sofa_King]

lol @ Fez: "I don't know the right moves..."

Try the lindy-hop you ancient son of a bitch.

[sailor]

Does Tyson even have $115.00?

[disneyspy]

Does Tyson even have $115.00?

ever watch THE HANGOVER?

[n0thng2bdone]

lol @ Fez: "I don't know the right moves..."

Try the lindy-hop you ancient son of a bitch.

haha

[disneyspy]

i was listening earlier but couldn't post and the hall of fame game was so highly watched since the last time the cowboys played in it,the ratings had more to do with the cowboys than TO and ocho choko

[sailor]

Can we hijack the 202 twitter and post that shit on here somewhere?

[disneyspy]

Can we hijack the 202 twitter and post that shit on here somewhere?


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[sailor]

Thanks DS. I was thinking more as a general sort of thing, but that would probably take a bit of effort.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

C'ya!!!

[Misteriosa]

have a good day buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

And a good day to you too.....