Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 08/11/10 - Deploying the Chute...

[Misteriosa]

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

[CountryBob]

Mmmmmm seductive

[Sue_Bender]

Good morning, folks!

Yowsers! The thread is really rocking this morning.

[Willmore]

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

Happy day after your birthday.

Cheers!

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[brettmojo]

So Fez is saying Linda McMahon has skeletons in her closet and one of them is wearing a blue blazer?

[A.J.]

It's RICHARD Blumenthal, dumbass.

[Willmore]

It's RICHARD Blumenthal, dumbass.

Just call him Dick.

[DOHO@HOME]

Morin kids wow is this the best summer ever for weather.

[n0thng2bdone]

cmon, big ass prize closet for that guy so he can enjoy himself

[brettmojo]

Fez is blaming Linda's campaign for the shitty WWE product?

So... Linda has been running her campaign since 2001?

[TheCableNazi]

I don't think I need to point out to anyone, wrestling has never had credibility with anyone over the age of 6.

Except Fez.

[Sofa_King]

how could you not enjoy these lovable creatures??

http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/athf2.jpg

[CountryBob]

Wrestling fucking blows - except to hayseeds, rednecks and over-grown, fruity radio host without a life .
They took his job!

[Sofa_King]

maybe Fez is just building towards a massive lawsuit against Sirius for his mental breakdown.

[Lemieux66]

This really is one of Fez's worst arguments of all time. And that's saying a lot.

[CountryBob]

I really think that Ron secretly asks Fez to ham it up with wrong opinions about shit - to get the callers responses.

[CountryBob]

Fez is acting like most out there these days - trying to blame someone else for any and every problem.

[n0thng2bdone]

i think we need to truck all the deer into canada

[n0thng2bdone]

here we go

[Lemieux66]

i think we need to truck all the deer into canada

Oof. I take back my last statement. Fez's deer solution was FAR more idiotic than this wrestling stuff.

[Sofa_King]

ron just grabbed fez's belt and kept him from going over the edge. that was lolz. "don't go there today."

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

steaming in the nations capital today...http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/hot.gif

[Dell]

so the guy was eating raw peas?..

[biggestmexi]

Hey Ron,

I love playing sport video games, because I go out and kill people in real life.

[Misteriosa]

i know i started this thread, but this is the first time today that i'll be able to listen. :o

and it will be intermittent... :down:

[Willmore]

Insane in the membrane!

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,i forgot to do it yesterday so the next two people who say they want an old school ron and fez dvd get one

[ChrisBrown]

hey buddays,i forgot to do it yesterday so the next two people who say they want an old school ron and fez dvd get one

I want one. Thanks

[disneyspy]

I want one. Thanks

PM me your address

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is so ready to hate the Martha girls. I guess because they're women, but I'll bet he's been carrying something around about them since the first time they were on.


I like that show, I added Martha to my presets for it, but I'm never really listening to my radio when its on.

[Misteriosa]

farina, winner of american idol! bwa ha ha ha!!

http://www.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2001/222/hoskinsallenbio.jpg

[KatPw]

Aspirin is far from harmless. If you take enough you bleed internally.

[A.J.]

farina, winner of american idol! bwa ha ha ha!!

http://www.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2001/222/hoskinsallenbio.jpg

He did?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzOTk3OTc0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY3NTA3MQ@@._ V1._SX303_SY400_.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez, "I've never been proven mentally challenged."

Boom. Proven.

[Misteriosa]

He did?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzOTk3OTc0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY3NTA3MQ@@._ V1._SX303_SY400_.jpg

i cant see the pic so im sorry i missed the joke, but ron referred to fantasia as farina

[sailor]

So the only reason not to steal money is a lack of balls?

[A.J.]

i cant see the pic so im sorry i missed the joke, but ron referred to fantasia as farina

It's former Law and Order star Dennis Farina.

[Misteriosa]

somebody bring me back some money please ^.^

i made my niece put "on to the next one" as my ringtone on her phone. :laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

i cant see the pic so im sorry i missed the joke, but ron referred to fantasia as farina

Chicagoan, Dennis Fantasia:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUgrouUOctPtE9inJYVPwhBOTblQXg0 zF9LdGa2DQ

[KC2OSO]

OnA Lunch Bucket show. lol

[Manning, Esq.]

When you say, "Clicker," this is what you mean:
http://www.p-wholesale.com/upimg/5/39a1/giant-remote-jl-10-285.jpg

[SinA]

Anyone got a stream going today?

[KC2OSO]

Ron's a shitty clapper. :smoke:

[Dell]

Anyone got a stream going today?

teeheehee...you said got a stream going...


yes, rhino is a very nice guy...

[Warren Peace]

I didn't know Fez's grandma was buried in Concord, NH

[Manning, Esq.]

What domain names are possibly left?

cemeterydogs.org

[aceofspades7]

congressional cemetery in dc is a dog park...

[disneyspy]

hahahahaha fez shittin on LT is great

[Dell]

ignorant sissy crybaby...:laugh:

[Willmore]

DirecTVs? Damn, lady trucker, any chance a few of those babies fall off the back of the truck every once in a while?

[Jayw]

hahahahaha fez shittin on LT is great

It is, good shit hah.

[Furtherman]

hahahahaha fez shittin on LT is great

It's more like whining to LT.

[disneyspy]

fez's shrink is yoda

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[A.J.]

congressional cemetery in dc is a dog park...

How appropriate.

[Dell]

more LT talk...less psychoanalysis...

[SinA]

teeheehee...you said got a stream going...


yes, rhino is a very nice guy...

Rhino's not online.

Can I have another hint?

[n0thng2bdone]

weirdness

[KC2OSO]

LT brings out the best in Fez.

[Zorro]

My droid feed just keeps repeating itself. It'll play a minute or two of the of the show (on any channel) then repeat. If I shut off log out and go back in the same thing will happen. I've done all the reset phone, delete reinstall app, but nothing works. It will play the same thing forever... any advice.

[Recyclerz]

Trying is the first step towards failure.

[Willmore]

She's like one of these chocolate fountains of youth. :laugh:

That made me chuckle.

[disneyspy]

Rhino's not online.

Can I have another hint?

are you sure?

[Willmore]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/90932429_3f1c2db2a9.jpg

[n0thng2bdone]

ha. does he not even remember what he said about deer? pills are good

[Willmore]

Coming soon to an XM near you, Fez is ....

CAT MAN

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/catman_m_aitchison.jpg

[aceofspades7]

Iris is coming back! :clap:

[Willmore]

100 days no tears.

Let's start a counter.

[Dell]

Iris is coming back! :clap:

I hope she calls Jan Brady...miss Jan...

[n0thng2bdone]

Iris is coming back! :clap:

i thought htg brings the news for the jews now

[SinA]

are you sure?

He wasn't online here, but I got you now... wink wink.

Thanks!

[DOHO@HOME]

No tears for queers 100 days and 100 nights:clap:

[disneyspy]

http://www.manataka.org/images/Soul_Would_Have_No_Rainbow_460.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

100 days no tears.

Too ambitious - Let's start with 100 minutes.

[disneyspy]

I hope she calls Jan Brady...miss Jan...

i wish you people could have heard horny peter brady talk to jan on the hoooters on the radio show,some of my best calls

[Willmore]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4452/tearz.jpg

[disneyspy]

not CWC

[Dell]

i wish you people could have heard horny peter brady talk to jan on the hoooters on the radio show,some of my best calls

I wish that was in a file library somewhere...

I also liked that person that called in as Kenny...Nooooooo...

[Dell]

that wasn't CWC...didn't sound like him to me...

[biggestmexi]

Oh lenny!

[Manning, Esq.]

Wha Wha Wha Whaaaaaa.

[disneyspy]

Oh lenny!

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS WALKER

walker!!

[n0thng2bdone]

the "panic" just "came out of nowhere"

[KC2OSO]

http://asthmatic.avenger.free.fr/images/pochettes%20disques/no%20tears%20anymore.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Lol, that wasn't CWC because he's been busy with work like a dog.


Second, who had the under set to 0 days?

[biggestmexi]

Rhino's not online.

Can I have another hint?

he is.


That sounded like CWC in the beginning but i dont think he would say "Fag" to fez.

[Willmore]

Yeah, I was try.....

It's a fucking word, Fez, you use them for crutches, nothing wrong with it.

[biggestmexi]

Lol, that wasn't CWC because he's been busy with work like a dog.


Second, who had the under set to 0 days?

hiarious, none the less.

[n0thng2bdone]

what's she listening to?

[biggestmexi]

what's she listening to?

Cum

[biggestmexi]

Go Sleeves.

I Need That!

[DOHO@HOME]

God damit not even one afternoon without tears oh geeish.
Tears are for queers kids.

[Dell]

gotta know who this queen elizabeth is...love her delivery...

[sailor]

Fear is the mind-killer.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

gotta know who this queen elizabeth is...love her delivery...

Post a link to her twitter, I wanna follow her for a while.

[Willmore]

Fear is the mind-killer.

I just realized that sci-fi pseudo-religions have replaced philosophical thought in most adult males.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fear is the mind-killer.

And, the mind is the fear-killer.

Namaste.

[biggestmexi]

I wanna follow her for a while.

You do realize you cant follow someone called queen elizabeth and NOT get shot by cops right?

[disneyspy]

Post a link to her twitter, I wanna follow her for a while.

just go to 202friends,her and lady trucker and east side llama stink up the page daily,its seriously a horrible twitter page,make sure you have a dreck bag handy

[Manning, Esq.]

Post a link to her twitter, I wanna follow her for a while.

http://twitter.com/queen_elizabeth

[Dell]

Post a link to her twitter, I wanna follow her for a while.

I only got the few Ron shared...I don't have twitter (I'm straight)...

[disneyspy]

I only got the few Ron shared...I don't have twitter (I'm straight)...

heres some of the brillance


queenelisabeth @202FRIENDS Try 100 seconds big girl...then 100 minutes...etc etc
13 minutes ago via web
Reply Retweet .
Lady_Trucker Fezzy, starting tomorrow. IF YOU GO 100 DAYS WITHOUT CRYING I'L NEVER CALL YOUR SHOW AGAIN! @202friends
19 minutes ago via Echofon
Reply Retweet 1 Retweet .
Lady_Trucker Fezzy, starting tomorrow. IF YOU GO 100 DAYS WITHOUT CRYING I'L NEVER CALL YOUR SHOW AGAIN! @202friends
19 minutes ago via Echofon
Reply Retweet .
EastSideLlama @202friends If he doesn't make it 100 days, Ron, how 'bout a dinner at Florio's?
26 minutes ago via web
Reply Retweet .
DonCheech @202friends this is an awesome taiwanees representation of Slater http://youtu.be/QBvakgglAPM
27 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Reply Retweet .
EastSideLlama @202friends If you take the "trying" out of "I'm trying" it's just "I'm," which seems obvious

[biggestmexi]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1669FL.jpg

[Dell]

heres some of the brillance


queenelisabeth @202FRIENDS Try 100 seconds big girl...then 100 minutes...etc etc
13 minutes ago via web
Reply Retweet .
Lady_Trucker Fezzy, starting tomorrow. IF YOU GO 100 DAYS WITHOUT CRYING I'L NEVER CALL YOUR SHOW AGAIN! @202friends
19 minutes ago via Echofon
Reply Retweet 1 Retweet .
Lady_Trucker Fezzy, starting tomorrow. IF YOU GO 100 DAYS WITHOUT CRYING I'L NEVER CALL YOUR SHOW AGAIN! @202friends
19 minutes ago via Echofon
Reply Retweet .
EastSideLlama @202friends If he doesn't make it 100 days, Ron, how 'bout a dinner at Florio's?
26 minutes ago via web
Reply Retweet .
DonCheech @202friends this is an awesome taiwanees representation of Slater http://youtu.be/QBvakgglAPM
27 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Reply Retweet .
EastSideLlama @202friends If you take the "trying" out of "I'm trying" it's just "I'm," which seems obvious

ugh...those are horrible...

sorta like taking lleader off the phone and bringing him into the studio...does not work...

[Dell]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1669FL.jpg

HA...been a while since I've laughed at one of those stupid people of walmart photos...

[n0thng2bdone]

from her twitter:

Gaga was at Sting, and Paris was at the Hardrock. Downtown tonight was on the epic side.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Wow those are shitty. Nevermind.

[disneyspy]

Wow those are shitty. Nevermind.

ya i used to think this place and v3 was shit until i read 202friends

[biggestmexi]

Wow those are shitty. Nevermind.

http://www.youdrivewhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/car361KY.jpg

Is this what took you two so long to get to rhino's?


also, im glad you missed it. :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

Here comes Gbaby, to tell us stuff we've already read on movie blogs and roll over to get nailed in the ass when Ron doesn't agree with him.

[DOHO@HOME]

It's time to stay home Fez or stay behind the window and stay off the mike.
Bring on more of the golden child Christanley AKA Pepper Hicks he on target since ESD has been off the show.
I love Ron and Pepper's back and forth.:lol:

[CountryBob]

What is v3?

[realmenhatelife]

Gbaby loves Entourage and Saw. Holy Shit.

[disneyspy]

What is v3?

read my mod quote

[Dell]

that was from the monday best of...

[Willmore]

Warm toilet seat - gross.
Warm chair - pleasing.

[n0thng2bdone]

i definitely appreciate good food but i hate how ron identifies as a foodie. big deal you went to craft shut up ya rube

[disneyspy]

a tampon in the trash grosses me out

[Dell]

warm toilet seat better than wet toilet seat...

[Dell]

a tampon in the trash grosses me out

brings a sigh of relief to me...

[Dell]

ron's doing sienfeld's hair routine...:ohmy:

[disneyspy]

brings a sigh of relief to me...

a fetus in the toilet does the same to me

[Willmore]

warm toilet seat better than wet toilet seat...


And not as good as a wet sandwich.

[disneyspy]

if a guy hates a hairy bush


he might be gay

[Dell]

not a hardwood floor fan either...need a nice little area rug...

[Furtherman]

Dickhead Yankees. :laugh:

[Dell]

is "dickhead yankees" an official name change?..I think it works...

[CountryBob]

FEZ !!! Does anything make you happy? I cant remember when the last time you acted happy or was excited about anything - beside the 100dollardreams auction...

[CountryBob]

read my mod quote

How do you get there? Or, am I not allowed access since I enjoy this board?

[DOHO@HOME]

warm toilet seat better than wet toilet seat...

Or a unflushed toilet

[Dell]

How do you get there? Or, am I not allowed access since I enjoy this board?

they're pretty open there...

V3 (http://ronfezv3.com)

[Dell]

Ron sold cable?..

and almost all stadiums are in shady areas...

[Willmore]

Ron: Is that minor league stadium still there?
Fez: No, I think they put something else there now.
Ron: What did they put there?
Fez: Some new minor league stadium.
Ron: So there's still a minor league stadium there?


Fucking hilarious.

[disneyspy]

they're pretty open there...

V3 (http://ronfezv3.com)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

ha

[Dell]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

ha

oh, what happened to you there big guy?..

[sailor]

How lazy are tampa folk they won't drive over a bridge? Good thing no one has to travel to see the Yankees or NY football teams.

[Sofa_King]

GREENWICH MEDIAN TIME quick still time to make fez cry before 3:00:wacko:

[sailor]

they're pretty open there...

V3 (http://ronfezv3.com)


Asses?

[disneyspy]

oh, what happened to you there big guy?..

the hypocracy of that place amuses me

[Willmore]

The Mecca clock tower is being constructed by the Saudi Binladin Group, yup, that name is going to go over well with Fox news.

[Manning, Esq.]

Aloha, and DONK!

[sailor]

GREENWICH MEDIAN TIME quick still time to make fez cry before 3:00:wacko:



Yeah, what fool don't know it's Greenwich mode time?

[Dell]

I've never heard of a giant muslim clock...is this new...

[A.J.]

The Makkah clock would set time for Muslims mostly. They already do years differently (today is Ramadan 1, 1431 Hijra).

[disneyspy]

i like to go to greenwich village and be mean

later buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!!

[A.J.]

The Mecca clock tower is being constructed by the Saudi Binladin Group, yup, that name is going to go over well with Fox news.

EVERYTHING in the Kingdom is built by Saudi Binladin.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=123&pictureid=2274

[sailor]

1431


Explains a lot.

[Furtherman]

The Mecca clock tower is being constructed by the Saudi Binladin Group, yup, that name is going to go over well with Fox news.

They'll be sure to bring it up and the atrocity it is for humankind.

[Willmore]

EVERYTHING in the Kingdom is built by Saudi Binladin.

I know. A truly fascinating life story about the founder - Osama's father.

[Zorro]

The Makkah clock would set time for Muslims mostly. They already do years differently (today is Ramadan 1, 1431 Hijra).

Like the Jewish thing

[CountryBob]

Hasta Luego

[Misteriosa]

hey there. im mobile. the interwebs has been dwn for 90mins :o hope the rest of the show was good. later buddays