Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 08/17/10 - The Bear With The Best of

[Misteriosa]

http://www.bartcop.com/jessica-alba-fantastic42.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

Let's get this going :drunk:

[Warren Peace]

guh

[Misteriosa]

i guess you dont like the thread? :down:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i guess you dont like the thread? :down:

Wow the fail started extra early today huh? :innocent:

[Misteriosa]

i guess so.. :glurps:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i guess so.. :glurps:

Oh Misti, why the big pause?

[Warren Peace]

i guess you dont like the thread? :down:

au contraire

[realmenhatelife]

Thread title made me chuckle.

Perhaps we'll get lucky and the show opener will be:
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Opie can bust his cherry.

[disneyspy]

i think its a fine opening

mornin buddays,its my once every two weeks home in time for the show day

and heres my jessica alba pic

http://www.celebritydisaster.com/storage/Jessica%20Alba%20Infamous%20Bikini%20Post.jpg?__SQ UARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274391108121

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies! Day 2 of training. I should be able to hear the show at lunch.

[Misteriosa]

i was gonna put that but i didnt want IT getting on people's cases. (hint hint)

[disneyspy]

well then they better hope this bitch doesnt hit page 12

[Misteriosa]

the way its been going lately, i dont think we'll have that problem :o

[Servo]

Whaaaaat???

[Misteriosa]

best of? :down:

did they announce this? i must have missed it if they did...

[CountryBob]

Best of? Whaaa Happened?

[disneyspy]

iciban-ron got hit by a car in front of the buiding so today will be a best of

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe they'll come in late.

[disneyspy]

Twitter is over capacity

[Misteriosa]

iciban-ron got hit by a car in front of the buiding so today will be a best of

omg thats not even funny. please tell me that is a sick joke.

[disneyspy]

fez went nuts and shot up the place

[sailor]

:(

[Misteriosa]

are they just running late or is there really a problem?

my b.s. detector is offline this morning.

[jimmyolsenblues]

So upset there is a best of....what happened Mikeyboy?

[Misteriosa]

maybe the thread should be renamed: the bear with the best of :(

[Chigworthy]

I dub this "The Hindenberg Omen".

[disneyspy]

from hick's twitter

Pepper420 no nterns i do everything this place sucks fuck it im drunk and i quit posted 1 min ago

[Misteriosa]

from hick's twitter

Pepper420 no nterns i do everything this place sucks fuck it im drunk and i quit posted 1 min ago

i dont know what to believe from you any more.

[Willmore]

from hick's twitter

Pepper420 no nterns i do everything this place sucks fuck it im drunk and i quit posted 1 min ago

Worst work ever.

[disneyspy]

from fez's shitter twitter

does anyone know how to run a fucking board?

[disneyspy]

SiriusXMInterns Hey Buuuuddies! Interns Needed For Ron & Fez! Apply TODAY! http://ow.ly/2qotd (RT? @notsam @202friends @happytypinggirl)

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Isn't Ron interviewing one of the Spinal Tap crew today?

[Chigworthy]

Word on the street is Ron got hit by a car and has to get a spinal tap.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Word on the street is Ron got hit by a car and has to get a spinal tap.

Bite your keyboard.

[Mr.Salty]

I think that is Thursday.

[disneyspy]

if this thread keeps moving like this i better go shave my balls

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I think that is Thursday.

Today isn't Thursday????

Q: "What day is it today?"
A: "October?"

[n0thng2bdone]

corky speculate speculate fez speculate speculate

[coast]

missed yesterday and got here late today . . . what is going on here

[Chigworthy]

missed yesterday and got here late today . . . what is going on here

It's the Bildeburg Omen.

[n0thng2bdone]

ron took an advil this past weekend speculate speculate

[Misteriosa]

well its nice to hear some davey mac again :o

[n0thng2bdone]

this is so much funnier edit: this is only funny without the laugh track

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[Chigworthy]

well its nice to hear some davey mac again :o

When I first tuned in, I thought he was in studio today.

[realmenhatelife]

I wish I was in a bet that prevented me from seeing the last Indiana Jones movie.

[D1ggex]

well its nice to hear some davey mac again :o

I second this emotion.

[A.J.]

well its nice to hear some davey mac again :o

I second this emotion.

Trey.

[Willmore]

Trey.

Without objection, the motion carries.

[n0thng2bdone]

remember laughter?

[A.J.]

remember laughter?

http://www.earyago.com/sites/dmeyer/_files/Image/robert%20plant.jpg

[Willmore]

Oh wait, is this the Earl-choking show?

[n0thng2bdone]

i thought they'd be back by now. weird that there hasn't been a commercial yet

[ANC]

Best of eh? Nice DORF Show!

[Misteriosa]

maybe they just hit play and went about their business :o

[A.J.]

I miss drunk Dave.

[Chigworthy]

I miss drunk Dave.

And lying, panicking homo-erotic Earl.

[sailor]

Miss keithy having girl troubles.

[Manning, Esq.]

Without objection, the motion carries.

Drafted in response to the Motion:

RFNET Rule § 1:010 Ronfez.net Misses East Side Dave.
It shall be proclaimed and hereby noticed that ronfez.net Members, Viewers, Posters, Lurkers, Mods, and all other ronfez.net interested parties miss, revere, appreciate, and pine for the comedic stylings of East Side Dave, also known as ____ ________. Furthermore, the aforementioned ronfez.net contingency heightens their appreciation for East Side Dave while under the influence of alcohol; more so on XM202 “Drinking Days.”

WHEREFORE, it is forevermore noted that East Side Dave is excellent; conveys an acute and accurate rendition of Black Earl’s deceased grandmother; instructs ronfex.net interested parties as to the unconventional uses of jellies and jams; and, should be promoted to the fullest extent toward a return to XM202.

[CountryBob]

Agreed! Hear-Hear!

Maybe they decided to take the day off and listen to what great radio used to be. Come on Ron, right this ship before it hits the rocks.

[Nanook]

These unexcepted Best Ofs are never easy to take. Haven't been myself all day. :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

i had a fantastic nap,thank you best ofs

[Misteriosa]

Drafted in response to the Motion:

RFNET Rule § 1:010 Ronfez.net Misses East Side Dave.
It shall be proclaimed and hereby noticed that ronfez.net Members, Viewers, Posters, Lurkers, Mods, and all other ronfez.net interested parties miss, revere, appreciate, and pine for the comedic stylings of East Side Dave, also known as ____ ________. Furthermore, the aforementioned ronfez.net contingency heightens their appreciation for East Side Dave while under the influence of alcohol; more so on XM202 “Drinking Days.”

WHEREFORE, it is forevermore noted that East Side Dave is excellent; conveys an acute and accurate rendition of Black Earl’s deceased grandmother; instructs ronfez.net interested parties as to the unconventional uses of jellies and jams; and, should be promoted to the fullest extent toward a return to XM202.

that brought a tear to my eye... simply beautiful. :glurps:

[Jayw]

Fuck!

I finally get up at a decent time to catch some Ron and Fez and its best of.

This story with Fez and the Slurpee is some funny shit though. long live Dave. Ron is busting up laughing. Always a good time when hes cracking up.

[Manning, Esq.]

that brought a tear to my eye... simply beautiful. :glurps:

Good eye, too - Why I missed ronfex.net is flummoxing (your word, I recall).

Speculate! Speculate! What reason could 202 have had in choosing the FORD show? Is he returning? Will it be with O&A? Why was ____ ________ missing from the Brookdale/NPR show this morning? Razzle Dazzle!

[Misteriosa]

Good eye, too - Why I missed ronfex.net is flummoxing (your word, I recall).

Speculate! Speculate! What reason could 202 have had in choosing the FORD show? Is he returning? Will it be with O&A? Why was ____ ________ missing from the Brookdale/NPR show this morning? Razzle Dazzle!

aww thanks :o

and i have a lot of fun words, so its hard to keep track...

lunch tiemz noa, bbl

[A.J.]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........this is the MLC sleeping bag confession!!!!!!

[Dell]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........this is the MLC sleeping bag confession!!!!!!

loved how he was only 8 or 9 in the story in the beginning...those jersey italians sure mature quick...

nooners buddays...:bye:

[sailor]

Is this the sleeping bag story?

Wow, this best of has everything.

[realmenhatelife]

It's crazy how you get a whole dramatic irony with the best ofs. Next we'll get Fred Brooklyn calling in to tell MLC how they're besties for life.

[disneyspy]

homophobe blames it on a chilhood experience and has been playing a game about wacking guys ever sense

[Dell]

checking out...couldn't listen to this the first time...

[sailor]

homophobe blames it on a chilhood experience and has been playing a game about wacking guys ever sense


Yeah, there were a lot of those jokes the weeks after this story came out.

I was gonna correct the fex thing, but thought it was on purpose.

[realmenhatelife]

Because of this Mikey D incident every now and then this gets into my head when I'm doing my business and it freaks me out some.

[Misteriosa]

back :)

are they talking about the broken weiner incident? :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

i guess they are

Because of this Mikey D incident every now and then this gets into my head when I'm doing my business and it freaks me out some.

i dont know how you guys dont have nightmares about this. :flush:

[disneyspy]

sorry cant post,too busy fainting

ooooohhhhh

[Willmore]

Ok, so where are we, any news on why they are off today?

[Servo]

Ronnie kills during this bit.

[Manning, Esq.]

Complaint Warning . . .

Okay, I get it. This is a ferocious and unenviable situation. Does it warrant a best-of half-hour? Dunno. Go historical on our asses. There's a cache of hundreds of RF hours at the ready, so why not bring the funny. Funny is subjective, so I'm closing my piehole, here.

[thebarge]

Complaint Warning . . .

Okay, I get it. This is a ferocious and unenviable situation. Does it warrant a best-of half-hour? Dunno. Go historical on our asses. There's a cache of hundreds of RF hours at the ready, so why not bring the funny. Funny is subjective, so I'm closing my piehole, here.
&lt;RonImpression&gt;BUT HE BROKE HIS FUCKING DICK!&lt;/RonImpression&gt;

[disneyspy]

&lt;RonImpression&gt;BUT HE BROKE HIS FUCKING DICK!&lt;/RonImpression&gt;

AAAaauuuurrrrgggg

[sailor]

Miss flashforward

[disneyspy]

hey ronnie,whats future fez's cum taste like?

[Misteriosa]

Ok, so where are we, any news on why they are off today?

nothing yet. lets hope they are live tomorrow that way we can have fresh content, and hopefully, they see it fit to tell us wth is going on :o

[sailor]

Any pics of Lilly's cousin?

DS, tell them where to vote.

[disneyspy]

Any pics of Lilly's cousin?

DS, tell them where to vote.

HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!

too little too late,i'm pretty sure jezo ran away with that poll AAAAGAIN

[disneyspy]

alright buddays.have a good one and misti,it was pretty good for a best of,congrats

C'YA!!

[sailor]

I love this contest 'cause I can pretend I'm joking.

[VesperEQ]

after 6 weeks of no dave, it's strange to hear Ron sound like he's actually enjoying his job.

[CountryBob]

after 6 weeks of no dave, it's strange to hear Ron sound like he's actually enjoying his job.

God has it only been six weeks? It seems like a year already...

[sailor]

More than 10 I think. Early June he was already gone.

[VesperEQ]

More than 10 I think. Early June he was already gone.

I think you're right, wow, craziness.