Ron And Fez Listening Thread 08/27/10 - No Tears Zone!

[A.J.]

For Funk Friday:

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Softball This Weekend! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Contribute For Once Ya Dingleberry (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

[danlaroe]

wow take your time

[Manning, Esq.]

Morning Boppers, Malcolm.

Ichiban - Tiger Woods plays the best . . . uh . . . who gives a shinola.

[CountryBob]

Is that Pam Grier? She is one smokin funky babe!

[A.J.]

Is that Pam Grier? She is one smokin funky babe!

Yes. I thought it was appropriate given the opening song.

[Furtherman]

I heard a lot of Obama haters complain that he was elected stickily because he was black. And for the most part, they are correct, because he did receive a lot of votes strictly based on that fact.

Now Beck will insult the anniversary of MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech?

I'm sure that will be forgotten come re-election.

[sailor]

wow take your time

He still beat you to it.

[Manning, Esq.]

I heard a lot of Obama haters complain that he was elected stickily . . . .

McGreevey haters had the same complaint.

[sailor]

I heard a lot of Obama haters complain that he was elected stickily because he was black. And for the most part, they are correct, because he did receive a lot of votes strictly based on that fact.

Now Beck will insult the anniversary of MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech?

I'm sure that will be forgotten come re-election.

Stickily? Eww!

[CountryBob]

I heard a lot of Obama haters complain that he was elected stickily because he was black. And for the most part, they are correct, because he did receive a lot of votes strictly based on that fact.

Now Beck will insult the anniversary of MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech?

I'm sure that will be forgotten come re-election.

Everytime I have seen the I Have a Dream speech, I get chills. What a great emotional speech.

[Gutter]

Everytime I have seen the I Have a Dream speech, I get chills. What a great emotional speech.

one of my professors in college attended that speech. it was cool listening to him re-count his experience. For some reason, since i forgot what he looked like, when i think back to that class he without fail turns into Morgan Freeman.

[Willmore]

Ding Ding Ding.

30 minutes.

[CountryBob]

Shut down the No Tears Zone - we have been compromised!:glurps:

[ChrisBrown]

Listening to Fez reminds me of my most hellish ex-girlfriends, the crazy ones that would turn everything back to them. I had one that would do something inconsiderate, I would get angry, she would cry and then want me to console her, make her feel better.

[CountryBob]

Bi Polar?

[Willmore]

Bi Polar?

It's a schizophrenic on top of a split-personality.

[Misteriosa]

i tune in just in time for fez tears. :down:

[Willmore]

i tune in just in time for fez tears. :down:

You should know this by now. Fez cries when you listen.

[ChrisBrown]

Ha! I love Pepper Hicks. The way he said 'hi' when Ron said, "pepper, you are on the R&F show" cracked me up

[CountryBob]

You should know this by now. Fez cries when you listen.

Everytime Fez cries - an angel gets it's wings!

[Furtherman]

You should know this by now. Fez cries when you listen.

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

You should know this by now. Fez cries when you listen.

and it goes to best of when i start listening threads :down:

[IamFogHat]

Oh haiya buddays. Happy Friday!

[sailor]

Bi Polar?

Bear.

[Donnie Iris]

Aside from Rhino, is there anywhere else to listen to the show online (sans payment)?

[Willmore]

Bear.

Actually, polar bears only live at the north pole. So they are unipolar.

[n0thng2bdone]

do they monopolize their food chain?

[IamFogHat]

So now Fez doesn't understand violence the way he doesn't understand music? He just gets nuttier and nuttier anymore.

[razorboy]

Good one, Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

Survey says "Pain Ray" I heard about it the other day on another show.

I think Fez will spin it into some kind of other comic book weapons we can make a reality place.

[Zorro]

i tune in just in time for fez tears. :down:

If this happens a lot there may be a cause-effect relationship

[epo]

Bill Hicks has been dead since the early 90s.

[Willmore]

Did he say that Bill Hicks bring something up on O&A?

[sailor]

Be funny if the company fired all those miners right away.

[disneyspy]

Aside from Rhino, is there anywhere else to listen to the show online (sans payment)?

hi ya buddays,network is up

[Willmore]

Be funny if the company fired all those miners right away.

They should. The fuckers haven't done shit for 20 days and are still getting paid.

[ChrisBrown]

I wanted to hear more about Fez's ghost. Wish Ron hadn't cut him off

[disneyspy]

I wanted to hear more about Fez's ghost. Wish Ron hadn't cut him off

maybe fez is a ghost and ron cant see or hear him

[Baby DEW Year]

hi ya buddays,network is up

Thanks Spy! :clap:

[sailor]

Some gals like to get smacked around. Just saying.

[disneyspy]

Thanks Spy! :clap:

no prob,i'm on a 6 hour break from work,not only do i go in everymorning at 5AM but thanks to the annual members tourney i have to go in every nite for the next 3 nights at 6PM to change cups,i'm not loving my life this weekend

[disneyspy]

Some gals like to get smacked around. Just saying.

no wonder you're so damn ugly

[Furtherman]

Some gals like to get smacked around. Just saying.

no wonder you're so damn ugly

He gets smacked around a lot.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

has the show been free of dick pain discussion so far?

[ChrisBrown]

these gun owner hayseeds scare the hell out of me.

[ChrisBrown]

I agree with Fez. I love saying that. Fez is strong today

[sailor]

Do none of these morons understand a fucking hypothetical scenario?

[biggestmexi]

There isnt a much better feeling than pulling that top slide back and chambering a round...


also, if you come at person breaking in your house with a blow drier, youll just get shot.

[Lemieux66]

Thank god Fez doesn't get to make any important decisions for the country.

[sailor]

Is Ron saying private citizens need to be better armed?

[A.J.]

There isnt a much better feeling than pulling that top slide back and chambering a round....

Squeezing the trigger is pretty sweet too.

[Furtherman]

Do none of these morons understand a fucking hypothetical scenario?

Is that a hypothetical question?

[ChrisBrown]

these hayseeds who are itching to shoot intruders, how many break-ins are there in the rural areas where they live? I agree with Fez that they are fantasizing about a black guy breaking in so they can shoot they guy's head off but how far do they live from the next non-white person, let alone a black criminal?

[Willmore]

:glurps:

Fez can't even do a live-read now.

[Lemieux66]

these hayseeds who are itching to shoot intruders, how many break-ins are there in the rural areas where they live? I agree with Fez that they are fantasizing about a black guy breaking in so they can shoot they guy's head off but how far do they live from the next non-white person, let alone a black criminal?

Generalize and inject race for no reason--the key to any successful argument.

[biggestmexi]

Squeezing the trigger is pretty sweet too.

:dry: yeah, I guess, whateva.

[DOHO@HOME]

these hayseeds who are itching to shoot intruders, how many break-ins are there in the rural areas where they live? I agree with Fez that they are fantasizing about a black guy breaking in so they can shoot they guy's head off but how far do they live from the next non-white person, let alone a black criminal?

when you live in a rural area alot of the criminal's target that area because it is rural.
and at night everyone is considered a black criminal.....get it it's night time and dark.

[biggestmexi]

these hayseeds who are itching to shoot intruders, how many break-ins are there in the rural areas where they live? I agree with Fez that they are fantasizing about a black guy breaking in so they can shoot they guy's head off but how far do they live from the next non-white person, let alone a black criminal?

shooting a head OFF would be a pretty tough feet. These people now that if they did that, they also would be in jail.

[CountryBob]

these hayseeds who are itching to shoot intruders, how many break-ins are there in the rural areas where they live? I agree with Fez that they are fantasizing about a black guy breaking in so they can shoot they guy's head off but how far do they live from the next non-white person, let alone a black criminal?

I wasnt home when I was burglarized last year - 9am. But I have wished so bad that I would have came home and found those bastards stealing all my stuff. I would have shot everyone - cause I keep a piece in the car. No second thoughts about it. But my father said that they might have been armed and shot me as well. Possible but I still want justice and would honestly pull the trigger even now - they took everything I had!

[DOHO@HOME]

shooting a head OFF would be a pretty tough feet. These people now that if they did that, they also would be in jail.
Not for a 50 cal. from a 1/4 mile.

[Dell]

Is that a hypothetical question?

rhetorical?

[biggestmexi]

Not for a 50 cal. from a 1/4 mile.

true, but if you are trying to defend your house with that, youll break more corners on a wall and hurt yourself more than the intruder.

[DOHO@HOME]

I wasnt home when I was burglarized last year - 9am. But I have wished so bad that I would have came home and found those bastards stealing all my stuff. I would have shot everyone - cause I keep a piece in the car. No second thoughts about it. But my father said that they might have been armed and shot me as well. Possible but I still want justice and would honestly pull the trigger even now - they took everything I had!

I would rather not be home and hope my german shepard would be enough.
She is a real bitch on wheels whenever anyone comes to the house.
But if I was home I would have to take up my fire arm while my dog freaked out all teeth and asshole.:wink:

[epo]

I believe Darrell Hammond has the SNL record for longest cast member run.

[disneyspy]

dont matter who BET gets,kevin harvick will whip their ass

[biggestmexi]

I would rather not be home and hope my german shepard would be enough.
She is a real bitch on wheels whenever anyone comes to the house.

im sorry to hear that

http://www.petsafetyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/beach.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Coincidence?

NASCAR + BET = Car as bent

[disneyspy]

I believe Darrell Hammond has the SNL record for longest cast member run.

mikeyboy is reading your post and claiming them for his own,what a creep

[A.J.]

I believe Darrell Hammond has the SNL record for longest cast member run.

I think he broke Kevin Nealon's 10-year run.

[Lemieux66]

Loved the O&A hypnotism bit. Hope they play it in its entirety.

[Manning, Esq.]

This was one excellent bit. Truly. Ingenious, and I assume all framed by the master, RB. The most worthy player? Of course, ____ ________. Miss you ESD!

[Furtherman]

This is hysterical... Love Pitzy as Norton.

[A.J.]

This was one of the funniest shows ever.

[Jayw]

Checking in on Fezday....

This a replay or some shit?

[Misteriosa]

this episode is one of the all time greatest. pure awesome sauce.

[Furtherman]

Checking in on Fezday....

This a replay or some shit?

Live show, but they're replaying a hypnotist show bit when they did the O&A show.

[DOHO@HOME]

true, but if you are trying to defend your house with that, youll break more corners on a wall and hurt yourself more than the intruder.

Will first I need to earn more money so I can afford buying and owning it.

[A.J.]

If only Pitz's mic was a little louder...

[disneyspy]

i feel sorry for friday

[IamFogHat]

Is that Sheepy I'm hearing back there? How long ago was this show?

[A.J.]

Is that Sheepy I'm hearing back there? How long ago was this show?

Yeah.

I forget when this was. Maybe 2 years ago?

[biggestmexi]

Will first I need to earn more money so I can afford buying and owning it.

lol exactly. but as far as i know you cant hunt with the gun, you cant defend defend your home with it. The only reason to buy the gun is for target shooting.

I would like to trade my gun for and M4 or something similiar.

But a pistol is the best for mobility in small places like a house being it is the weapon that can carry the shortest barrel.

[mikeyboy]

Is that Sheepy I'm hearing back there? How long ago was this show?

3/28/2008

[biggestmexi]

Yeah.

I forget when this was. Maybe 2 years ago?

yeah ron said a few or couple years ago.

seems like just yesteryear.

hard to believe ive been listening for so long.

[biggestmexi]

3/28/2008

well well well.

[IamFogHat]

3/28/2008

Pitzy's only been gone two years?:blink:

[disneyspy]

well well well.

i cant wait for epo to see he showed his avatar here

[Manning, Esq.]

well well well.

. . . You just can't tell;

[biggestmexi]

Pitzy's only been gone two years?:blink:

you mean dave?

he is the only one i remember leaving the show.:tongue:

[IamFogHat]

Do you guys think I can make a doody and take a shower before the show comes back?

[disneyspy]

Do you guys think I can make a doody and take a shower before the show comes back?

yes,if you shit in the shower

[Misteriosa]

yes,if you shit in the shower

but then he has to take time to wash his legs...

[biggestmexi]

yes,if you shit in the shower

yeah, all youll have to do is moosh it down the drain with your toes.

[biggestmexi]

but then he has to take time to wash his legs...

where's showerbench when you need him.

[disneyspy]

where's showerbench when you need him.

hahaha and i think he's a she

[biggestmexi]

hahaha and i think he's a she

lol.....well then this is gettin' kinky

[CountryBob]

hahaha and i think he's a she

For real? Next your gonna tell me that Sue Bender is a dude.

[disneyspy]

For real? Next your gonna tell me that Sue Bender is a dude.

well i wouldnt call sailor a dude,per se

[Willmore]

6 Star Wars movies: 4.4 billion dollars.
Avatar: 2.7 billion dollars.

[realmenhatelife]

Kick Ass sucks as bad as Gbaby.

[Misteriosa]

hi g! :bye:

ronnie b interviews g-baby :laugh:

[disneyspy]

hi g! :bye:

ronnie b interviews g-baby :laugh:

and he's doing pretty damn good in studio

[biggestmexi]

you dumb tards......


.......these are geek movies...GEEKS.....smart with computers......

THEY DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT!

batman and avatar movies are great movies for retards to go out to becaue the lack of 3d in the home and to more of a broad audience who dont know how to torrent.

[disneyspy]

you dumb tards......


.......these are geek movies...GEEKS.....smart with computers......

THEY DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT!

batman and avatar movies are great movies for retards to go out to becaue the lack of 3d in the home and to more of a broad audience who dont know how to torrent.

i know how to torrent but i like going out to the movies

[sailor]

Is that a hypothetical question?


Oh, you.

[Willmore]

The whole Michael Cera playing Michael Cera is an age-old criticism. The number of actors that play different roles every single movie you can count on a single hand. There was a great documentary about Cary Grant, about him playing the Cary Grant character his whole life and being nothing like his persona in real life.

[biggestmexi]

i know how to torrent but i like going out to the movies

plplplplpl:tongue:

get on my level.

then youll know

[CountryBob]

I am soooo sick of Michael Cera and his whole gimmick.
Geeks need a new hero.....BTW I loved Kick Ass

[IamFogHat]

GBaby sounds different than he does on the phone.

[disneyspy]

plplplplpl:tongue:

get on my level.

then youll know

i refuse to downgrade my home theatre experience

[IamFogHat]

Pepper: "So see it in Russian, what's the big deal?":lol:

[biggestmexi]

i like how gbaby said its not how the director intended you to see it?

then get the fuck rid of DVD's dumb fuck.

a screen is a screen

[disneyspy]

GBaby sounds different than he does on the phone.

taller?

and it feels wierd reading your post cuz misti has put the image of you with shit running down your legs in my mind

[biggestmexi]

i refuse to downgrade my home theatre experience

you have something higher than 1080p?

awesome, i wanna come up.

[IamFogHat]

taller?

and it feels wierd reading your post cuz misti has put the image of you with shit running down your legs in my mind

That's weird cause Misti puts the image of a different bodily function running down in my mind.

[disneyspy]

you have something higher than 1080p?

awesome, i wanna come up.

10 foot screen

and we can go pick some late cherries

[biggestmexi]

i refuse to downgrade my home theatre experience

and whats that got to do with torrenting.

you must have forgot what you were doing.

[biggestmexi]

:bye:10 foot screen

and we can go pick some late cherries

bigger screen means worse picture.

especially at 720p only.

:tongue:

[biggestmexi]

That's weird cause Misti puts the image of a different bodily function running down in my mind.

Cuase your vagina leaks?

[Willmore]

I am soooo sick of Michael Cera and his whole gimmick.
Geeks need a new hero.....BTW I loved Kick Ass

the one with the more-attractive Michael Cera character?

[IamFogHat]

Cuase your vagina leaks?

Yeah that joke didn't work as well as I wanted it to.

[biggestmexi]

10 foot screen

and we can go pick some late cherries

but cherries....mmmmmmmmmmmm

are they tart or sweet at this time of the year?

I would assume sweet being that the sugar matures over time.

[disneyspy]

Yeah that joke didn't work as well as I wanted it to.

thats ok cuz now im thinkin of misti takin a shower

and shes soapin up really well

my look at those suds

wow now shes shavin

[sailor]

well i wouldnt call sailor a dude,per se

You cunt.

[disneyspy]

but cherries....mmmmmmmmmmmm

are they tart or sweet at this time of the year?

I would assume sweet being that the sugar matures over time.

i dont know that much about them,all i know is this area is famous for its bing's

[biggestmexi]

thats ok cuz now im thinkin of misti takin a shower

and shes soapin up really well

my look at those suds

wow now shes shavin

moustache?

[Manning, Esq.]

i dont know that much about them,all i know is this area is famous for its bing's

Ned Ryerson? BING!

[CountryBob]

Is Paulo sitting in the floor at home with the gun in his mouth - ready to pull the trigger? GBaby is the new go-to-guy for movie reviews..

[disneyspy]

You cunt.

PERSONAL ATTACK PERSONAL ATTACK !!

right there,you people see it,i'm now going to go find my camera

[disneyspy]

moustache?

landing strip

[biggestmexi]

i dont know that much about them,all i know is this area is famous for its bing's

ben and jerry used to make a bing cherry ice cream.

wish it was still around

[Manning, Esq.]

landing strip

Put the receiver;
Upon my beaver.

Come to think of it, why'd Steve C. sing "my" rather than "her?"

[A.J.]

ben and jerry used to make a bing cherry ice cream.

wish it was still around

They still make it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uYGw3jCHWcQ/StEhhP6XKjI/AAAAAAAABHU/Zgss5sV3_B8/s400/cherry-garcia.jpg

[Souter Fell]

hehe, got a call on the show for the first time, know its nothing but its a good friday

[CountryBob]

Miss soundboard appendix - :lol:

[CountryBob]

hehe, got a call on the show for the first time, know its nothing but its a good friday

Which one were ya?

[Manning, Esq.]

http://ukwinesonline.co.uk/wp/wp-content/planet_of_the_grapes.png

[Misteriosa]

thats ok cuz now im thinkin of misti takin a shower

and shes soapin up really well

my look at those suds

wow now shes shavin

omg! its like you were there in the shower with me this morning!

[Souter Fell]

Tim from Long (Strong Island)

That a lot of the market for Scott Pilgrim and Kick Ass know how to get the movie for free which Avatar has PH actually wanting to spend money

[sailor]

PERSONAL ATTACK PERSONAL ATTACK !!

right there,you people see it,i'm now going to go find my camera

Help, help, he's being repressed!

[disneyspy]

omg! its like you were there in the shower with me this morning!

keep going...

[biggestmexi]

They still make it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uYGw3jCHWcQ/StEhhP6XKjI/AAAAAAAABHU/Zgss5sV3_B8/s400/cherry-garcia.jpg

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

it actually had BING in the name.

I CANT FIND IT

[sailor]

The bing cherry Chandler.

[Manning, Esq.]

Miss soundboard appendix

"I've got seven teaspoons of toxins in me, but there's always room for . . . BOOM!"

Miss Sounds Bored Fez.

[biggestmexi]

The bing cherry Chandler.

http://blog.searchenginewatch.com/chandler.jpg

[biggestmexi]

"I've got seven teaspoons of toxins in me, but there's always room for . . . BOOM!"

Miss Sounds Bored Fez.

Miss

?

[Sue_Bender]

You cunt.

:lol:

[biggestmexi]

Tim from Long (Strong Island)

That a lot of the market for Scott Pilgrim and Kick Ass know how to get the movie for free which Avatar has PH actually wanting to spend money

:dry:

srsly?

[Souter Fell]

lil victories

[disneyspy]

sleeves has done it again!!

why does he sing "suck my cock perry" at the end?

[Misteriosa]

appendix time!! :clap:

[Recyclerz]

This kid is doing a nice job. I don't much care for the comic book movies hour seems to favor but he's well informed and has passion. Good job!

[Misteriosa]

haha you can hear that g is trying to fish out if the hospital visit thing is a work :laugh:

[disneyspy]

ron has a pin dick? no wonder fez didnt visit him

[disneyspy]

gbaby has a girlfriend?

i owe perriwinkle 10 bucks

[CountryBob]

Thanks Ron for coming back too soon! We needed ya!:bye:

[disneyspy]

later buddays,have a good weekend

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

ok buddays have a great weekend! :clap:

[Manning, Esq.]

Okay Boppers, let's get down to it [68 hours from now].

[sailor]

See everyone at the softball game tomorrow.

[Hepcat22]

Congrats to Ron for coming back Thursday. Horror story but he toughed it out.

Friday, his voice sounded a little weaker but he kept up the show.

Amazing.

[fezident]

In a few hours, I'm leaving for Fort Walton Beach Florida, and 8/27 still isn't up on Audible.
Can somebody please please make this episode available to me so I don't go fuckin' nuts while I travel?!