Favorite one-liners

[jamesdiggy]

Doesn't matter what the subject is. Guess who this is from? Re: having sex. "She Rode Me Like She Was Trying To Win The Preakness."

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.

[The Belcher]

I have 9, so here are 4:

"Hey! Blowjob is just an EXPRESSION!"

and

"Hey! It's not like pulling a carrot out of the ground!"

and

"Yeah, it's like 6 of one, fifty percent of the other"

and


"Are those tits real?"

okayfinebye.



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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[IkeaBoy]

That's a Smith and Wesson and I believe you've had your six

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