Ron and Fez LIstening Thread - 09/02/10 - If you want something done right...

[Misteriosa]

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866-Ron-0-Fez

[sailor]

Good work. We should hire you.

[sailor]

I actually read this morning he was shot and arrested. Now I don't know what to believe.

[Misteriosa]

meh... i have enough to do here :o

and fez sounds better. i hope everything checked out at the dr's

[sailor]

WaPo reports he's in custody.

[Misteriosa]

WaPo reports he's in custody.

who is?

[Willmore]

who is?

Asian Anthony.

[sailor]

Discovery channel shooter, who others say is dead.

[Misteriosa]

Discovery channel shooter, who others say is dead.

i thought they sniped him out. that they left a puff of pink mist where is head used to be :unsure:

[sailor]

Exactly, I don't know what to believe anymore.

Damn, I was just gonna call in about that oil rig explosion.

[foodcourtdruide]

Storm's coming.

[Rhah]

CNN Headline: "Powerful, enormous Earl closing in on East Coast"

:lol:

[Misteriosa]

Storm's coming.

thats why i put up jackie the weather girl from despierta america :smoke:

[Willmore]

CNN Headline: "Powerful, enormous Earl closing in on East Coast"

:lol:

Yeah, but it can't take a good picture to save its life.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, but it can't take a good picture to save its life.

http://www.southporttimes.com/images/opheliasatellitebw.jpg

:lol:

[Willmore]

thats why i put up jackie the weather girl from despierta america :smoke:

Yeah, how is "weatherman" still a career? Why take your weather story from a guy when you can have smoking hot chicks do it? The same goes for baristas.

[A.J.]

thats why i put up jackie the weather girl from despierta america :smoke:

Muchas gracias.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, how is "weatherman" still a career? Why take your weather story from a guy when you can have smoking hot chicks do it? The same goes for baristas.

spanish news is built around this. they have the hottest female "anchors" out there. the men, however, are obligated to be fat.

[n0thng2bdone]

you tell him ron! carny your way through devil's advocate with the smartest guy int he world, it's good radio

[Willmore]

Stephen Hawking, plagiarist.

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[KatPw]

So the caller is advocating throwing animals in the river to drown. Fuck Romanians.

[Willmore]

PETA euthanizes over 80% of the animals it takes in. Where is the outrage there? Those puppies had no home to go to, they would have gone into the street and would have suffered for years. This was as quick and painless as they could have expected.

[Misteriosa]

So the caller is advocating throwing animals in the river to drown. Fuck Romanians.

not animals.. just kittens. for some reason, cats are considered less worthy of humane treament than dogs

[sailor]

I fucking hate this acting like people care more about animals than people. It's bullshit. If there was video of her throwing infants into the river it would be a much bigger deal. If mike Vick had humans fighting to the death in his basement, he'd be in jail still.

[sailor]

Great they got borat to call in.

[KatPw]

PETA euthanizes over 80% of the animals it takes in. Where is the outrage there? Those puppies had no home to go to, they would have gone into the street and would have suffered for years. This was as quick and painless as they could have expected.
PETA and anyone affiliated with them should be castrated, then drawn and quartered.

not animals.. just kittens. for some reason, cats are considered less worthy of humane treament than dogs

I never got this. Frankly, abuse of any animal is disgusting and is usually the sign of a sick mind. I don't find that shit funny in any way.

[sailor]

Wait, so we're ugly Americans for commenting on shit around the world, but every fucking third world fuck gets to bitch about everything we do?

[Willmore]

Wait, so we're ugly Americans for commenting on shit around the world, but every fucking third world fuck gets to bitch about everything we do?

Yeah. It's in the Illuminati Rule Book, you didn't get yours?

[Misteriosa]

Yeah. It's in the Illuminati Rule Book, you didn't get yours?

no.. :down: not the latest edition...

[TjM]

I fucking hate this acting like people care more about animals than people. It's bullshit. If there was video of her throwing infants into the river it would be a much bigger deal. If mike Vick had humans fighting to the death in his basement, he'd be in jail still.

Can't I care about both?

[KatPw]

Can't I care about both?

Exactly.

[Willmore]

no.. :down: not the latest edition...

pm spy, he'll mail you a copy.

[TjM]

I would hurt a mutha fucking trying to harm my wabbits

[Lemieux66]

Chris and family in studio?

I don't think there's an emoticon strong enough to express how dull that will be.

[TjM]

Chris and family in studio?

I don't think there's an emoticon strong enough to express how dull that will be.

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[SinA]

Ha!!!
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20100902/NEWS03/100902029/Franklin+Avenue+police+standoff+ends+peacefully

"A friend or neighbor called authorities around 9:20 a.m. to say that Richard Voss was having a diabetic episode, said Kris Mumford, spokeswoman for Metro Police"

[TjM]

Ha!!!
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20100902/NEWS03/100902029/Franklin+Avenue+police+standoff+ends+peacefully

"A friend or neighbor called authorities around 9:20 a.m. to say that Richard Voss was having a diabetic episode, said Kris Mumford, spokeswoman for Metro Police"

I been 20 years clean... I can't use the needle

[SinA]

Don't drown the puppies!!! Let the puppies breath!!!

ps - Hey Spy.

[Jayw]

Keep up the sweet pics misti. Good work.

Time for a little ronnfez before next class woot.

[sailor]

I love giant farms.

[n0thng2bdone]

here we go weeeee

[sailor]

Can't I care about both?

Sure. 1. People. 2. Cute animals. 3. Ugly animals. 4. Miners.

[SinA]

http://www.southporttimes.com/images/opheliasatellitebw.jpg

:lol:

I kinda turned on by Earl.

[sailor]

WF called in?

[epo]

Is there a more pointless concept than "Playboy Radio"?

[epo]

These assholes would shit their pants if they actually dealt with actual gangsters.

[sailor]

ron's apparently a bit off on the chciken egg thing. there are blue and green eggs, but it's only one breed of chicken, the rest are brown or white (as you'd expect):

There are three main colors for chicken eggs. Most eggs in the store come in white or shades of brown. It is also possible to find blue to green chicken eggs, which come from the Aracuana, a breed of chicken developed in Chile. Araucanas have also been crossed with other breeds to produce the Americauna, sometimes called the “Easter egg chicken” in a reference to its multicolored eggs.

[n0thng2bdone]

fellas: free merch from mlc if you suck his lil dick

[CountryBob]

I had to put a dog down 20 years ago and it still haunts me from time to time:glurps:

[Pittsburgh]

These people are dirt bag criminals.

[sailor]

Bad times: when he murdered people. Fuck these assholes glorifying the mob.

[Willmore]

Is this like Nick Cage marrying Lisa Marie?

[sailor]

These people are dirt bag criminals.


I hate this woman. At least Chris is clown shoes for us to laugh at.

[Pittsburgh]

At least the dungeon and dragon assholes never really burned a village.

[epo]

Bad times: when he murdered people. Fuck these assholes glorifying the mob.

These are just hideous people.

[A.J.]

And HTG is worse than this because.............?

[VesperEQ]

Wow this is awful

[epo]

Listening to these guys moralizing this shit is beyond ridiculous.

[Furtherman]

And HTG is worse than this because.............?

Thank you, I was just about to ask the same question.

Those haters are just weird.

[sailor]

MLC would flip in a second. He wouldn't even confront a guy jerking him off in a sleeping bag.

[A.J.]

MLC would flip in a second. He wouldn't even confront a guy jerking him off in a sleeping bag.

:laugh:

[Bigwils]

nothing better than fake mobsters...
somebody shoot me:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

We be dangin - dangin in da street! - miss Dave

[n0thng2bdone]

they should just get htg in there to punch things up with some jokes

[Pittsburgh]

Dis ding is full of dension

[epo]

A museum with gangster's hats?

Sounds like quite the attraction...

[CountryBob]

I just dont see the Mafia over exposure doing much:thumbdown:

[epo]

Hey asshole, turn off your fucking phone. You are on the goddamned radio.

I hate these people.

[VesperEQ]

Can this be worse? Phone ringing 3 times on air

[KC2OSO]

Shut the fucking phone off you tool. :wallbash:

[A.J.]

I wish he'd answer the phone. It would be more interesting.

[Badinia]

I can't even understand what's going on. It just washes over me like Guido white noise.

[CountryBob]

Soembody call in and bust their ass!

[A.J.]

I wonder if that museum will have the sleeping bag in which MLC was jerked off.

[Pittsburgh]

Saying HTG is better than this mess is damning with faint praise

[jimmyolsenblues]

I wonder if that museum will have the sleeping bag in which MLC was jerked off.

!!!!!!! lol

[sailor]

Mob enduziazm?

[sailor]

Someone needs to call in with a sleeping bag line.

[CountryBob]

We got the Italian Smothers Brothers here!

[sailor]

This other clown's accent makes MLC sound like the queen of england.

[epo]

These fucks are giving italians credit for starting unions in America?

Fucking idiots.

[A.J.]

Someone needs to call in with a sleeping bag line.

And we just got one!

[sailor]

Hahaha! Sad Ron ignored it.

[n0thng2bdone]

lonesharks=the pillars of society. learned that from the merchant of venice

[aceofspades7]

just tuning in - who are these retards?

[Warren Peace]

They're doing wonderful things with handi-capables these days.

[A.J.]

My great-grandfather was an off-the boat Italian who had a sixth grade education and was able to start a successful restaurant during the depression without the help of the mob, thank you very much.

[Sean from the Suburbs]

I did not know that is it was not for the wise guys I would be speaking Irish right now

[CountryBob]

This is rediculious! Bada Bing Bada Bang - I dont give a shit about what happened to the wise guys families. Work hard and Get a fuckin real job - you Pizan!

[Bigwils]

what a bunch of bullshit, goddamn, Wow

[sailor]

So all the mafia money came from other mafia folk? How does that even make sense?

[Recyclerz]

Nana is a natural! The Jersey Shore kids are done.

[Willmore]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Sean from the Suburbs]

The magazine is both entertainment and historical fact

[CountryBob]

I imagine Joe Peschi with a wig = Mama Mafia in studio.

[Sean from the Suburbs]

is it right if your appendix burts

[jimmyolsenblues]

See if Fezzie was stronger ronnie would bring in MLC's family..
Lets go back to
1) MLC is gay
2) He blew it with frenchie who is a goddess

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Jesus Christ, I want to hear the mob whack these buffoons on-air. Hoooo-lyyy shit this whole family needs to be dumped into Sheepshead Bay...

[sailor]

So sad mad dog turned to a life of crime. :(

[CountryBob]

Yeah Ron - only because you were white - you were safe in South Philly.

[Recyclerz]

What they're doing is no different than the gimmick that the "gangsta" rappers are running.

[Misteriosa]

just got back from lunch. what the hell am i listening to? did someone invite the jersey shore parents to the studio?

[n0thng2bdone]

iz call hiszhjry

[sailor]

So, they exported drugs and violence to other areas, but since they kept their area free if their own shit, that makes them good people??

[Misteriosa]

So, they exported drugs and violence to other areas, but since they kept their area free if their own shit, that makes them good people??

yeah.. like robin hood.. :unsure:

[Sean from the Suburbs]

He keeps saying everyone that is not in the mob is straight... Does that mean that Fez's secret is that he is in the mafia?

[CountryBob]

We get it - all mafia familes are fuckin Saints for all of their goodwill and love of mankind. yuck!:thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

who is this in studio? is it really mlc?

[Misteriosa]

We get it - all mafia familes are fuckin Saints for all of their goodwill and love of mankind. yuck!:thumbdown:

but let one of their boys bring me home.. then you'll see tons of good will and love :dry:

[Donnie Iris]

I just tuned in.

Is this real?

[sailor]

who is this in studio? is it really mlc?


Yeah, and his uncle mad dog and his nana

[Warren Peace]

I thought the Hypnotism Show was tomorrow.

[n0thng2bdone]

kicking them out just in time for ron to give fez a lashing before the donk

[Kevin]

Good work. We should hire you.

The last one you hired for that job turned out so well..

[CountryBob]

Why Mob CANDY? It makes me think of a porn movie:smoke:

[Misteriosa]

Why Mob CANDY? It makes me think of a porn movie:smoke:

cuz of the gun molls? :unsure:

[sailor]

The last one you hired for that job turned out so well..

I think I was the last guy hired.

And the board kinda blew up during that segment. Guess they were good guests.

[Kevin]

I think I was the last guy hired.

I meant for the listening thread mod or whatever that title was..

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I'm a wop, and when I was in high school all my wop friends liked to act like they had Family "friends." Mostly a gimmick to look tough or pick up chicks (didn't help that Goodfellas had just come out).

The difference between them and MLC and his crew of boobs? My friends grew up and stopped playing make-believe....

[A.J.]

I thought the Hypnotism Show was tomorrow.

I'd love to see MLC hypnotized to talk without that accent.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Fez said "Ron and Skin" Pigskin Pick'em:laugh:

[Lemieux66]

Of course Fez took all that shit to heart.

[Willmore]

Black market cod fish. :lol:

[sailor]

And Ron trusts fez's opinion of this board?

[CountryBob]

Maybe Fez needs to go out with Nana Mafia? :wub:

[CountryBob]

Damn - they are the one and done champs!

[Furtherman]

Just when I thought he was out.... they dragged him back in.

[Misteriosa]

i thought i heard him again.. :o oh dear...

[SinA]

And Ron trusts fez's opinion of this board?

Yeah, what gives? This site is 100% pro Ron, Pepper, and Dave.

[KC2OSO]

Is the MLC segment over yet? I went to get a turkey sandwich about half-way through.



oh, it's 4:37 :unsure:

[sailor]

I meant for the listening thread mod or whatever that title was..

Eli and hottub?

[Kevin]

Eli and hottub?



You guys did not have much.. "luck" with that crazy person...

[sailor]

You guys did not have much.. "luck" with that crazy person...

do you like any females who post here or were ever on the show?

[Kevin]

do you like any females who post here or were ever on the show?



Wow...

So i guess you don't have any idea what went on there and why she left, huh?

Thought a mod would..

sad..

[Kevin]

I have had an issue with one female here and I was not the only one.

And as for the other one.. I was making a joke because thats the exact same way she became mod..

By started listening threads.

So how about next time you actualy know the history of the position you hold or ask a question before you comment.

Thanks.

[PapaBear]

I haven't listened to today's show yet. Why did this thread start out with people not knowing if Asian Anthony was dead or not? Do you guys not get the news up there?