Ron And Fez Listening Thread 09/09/10: Burn An Acorn Today!

[Furtherman]

'Sup Budday.

http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/uploads/hot-chick7.jpg

Our friend Stugots is heading down to crazy Florida. See him this Saturday night at the Iron Horse in NYC. Wish him well before he starts complaining about not getting the early-bird special. (http://ronfezv3.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1223)

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)



Start a thread about something you heard on the show, WILL YA ALREADY?! JEEZE!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)



866-Ron-0-Fez

[sailor]

Bet this wil be better than those girlie listening threads.

[Furtherman]

Damn right!

Our new motto is... Ronfez.net, Because We Care.

[biggestmexi]

Damn right!

Our new motto is... Ronfez.net, Because We Care.

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[Willmore]

Where be the ustream?

[Baby DEW Year]

Ichiban: Football starts TONIGHT!!!:thumbup:

[biggestmexi]

Ichiban: Football starts TONIGHT!!!:thumbup:

Yawn.



Rhino must be out making fun of blacks and inbred again

[Willmore]

Ichiban: Football starts TONIGHT!!!:thumbup:

Well, semi-pro football, anyway.

[n0thng2bdone]

hey willmore. funny 4chan thread happening right now. this was there:
http://imgur.com/8Od6d.png

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/270818635
celeb puns

[Willmore]

hey willmore. funny 4chan thread happening right now. this was there:
http://imgur.com/8Od6d.png

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/270818635
celeb puns

Ha.

[biggestmexi]

hey willmore. funny 4chan thread happening right now. this was there:
http://imgur.com/8Od6d.png

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/270818635
celeb puns

did you see his special on Wagner?

[Misteriosa]

im afraid to go to 4chan. i feel like my comp might pick up a virus if i go there :unsure:

[Willmore]

im afraid to go to 4chan. i feel like my comp might pick up a virus if i go there :unsure:

That, or syphilis.

[biggestmexi]

you can live with both

[Willmore]

FYI, Russia vs USA basketball on ESPN.

[n0thng2bdone]

http://imgur.com/4H5Pj.jpg

[sailor]

Wait, so singer/songwriters have talent but not singers? So Coppola only directed the godfather, but puzzo is the real talent for writing it? And writing the screenplay doesn't count, that's just like a book report.

[Misteriosa]

wonder when rhino gets in :innocent:

[biggestmexi]

no stream today

[Willmore]

Russian leading by 4 in the 2nd quarter.

[Misteriosa]

:glurps:

[n0thng2bdone]

anyone else near their breaking point with the show? i prob won't be able to stop listening, but

[biggestmexi]

:glurps:

i multiply that sentiment by two

[Willmore]

I can listen, but the reception in my office is shitty, so it breaks up every 10-20 seconds.

[Crispy123]

Great Jason Ellis impression FEz!!!

[Willmore]

Great Jason Ellis impression FEz!!!

He'd have to piss on his daughter to make it authentic.

[Crispy123]

Ronny get Fez to say, "Red Dragons"

[coast]

just called to wish ronnie a happy new year...the intern didn't know it was rosh hashanah

[n0thng2bdone]

pyramid

[Willmore]

WooHoo, Fez got a new food item day - Chinese Buffet night!

[sailor]

just called to wish ronnie a happy new year...the intern didn't know it was rosh hashanah

Kinda crazy to expect him to.

Someone needs to isolate hicks saying "I told him to do it harder"

[Crispy123]

Pepper is really giving her shit for living that lifestyle???

[Furtherman]

just called to wish ronnie a happy new year...the intern didn't know it was rosh hashanah

A lot of people don't know.

[foodcourtdruide]

Wow, Fez doesn't even respond to Ron anymore. He literally just said "yeah" "hmm" to Ron's questions. Crazy.

[realmenhatelife]

Does Ron get that this is a play off of that blog?

[sailor]

Mayo is vile, but so is well-done.

[sailor]

Wasn't this bit done by another site a few years ago? Like "things all white people like" or something?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Oh come on!!!! I know a person of colour who like Megadeth.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I think the number one thing all white people like is other white people.

[Willmore]

Only white people like slavery.

[Manning, Esq.]

XM 202
Will Smith's music
Hot rods & custom cars
Drive-ins

[Crispy123]

eat pussy and pay taxes

[Pittsburgh]

Powdered wigs and snuff boxes.

[Crispy123]

according to Fez white people like bloomin onions, kangaroos, and Foster's

[sailor]

How do you not love a thunderstorm?

[Misteriosa]

Oh come on!!!! I know a person of colour who like Megadeth.

me too :bye:

[Willmore]

How do you not love a thunderstorm?

If you have too much melanin.

[ANC]

White people like Christopher Guest movies.

Hiya buddies!

[sailor]

Wow, Fez doesn't even respond to Ron anymore. He literally just said "yeah" "hmm" to Ron's questions. Crazy.

Today's show is beginning to convince me Ron just hates fez anymore.

[SinA]

The Bible? I thought black guys like "The Bibool"
And bluetooth.

[n0thng2bdone]

this conversation is so entry level

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

XM 202
Hot rods & custom cars


Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sailor]

Has to be the movie, because the ice cream shop has a 3.

[Pittsburgh]

I can't wait till he gets to what left handed Tibetan like.

[sailor]

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah, mexicans too.

[Willmore]

Has to be the movie, because the ice cream shop has a 3.

Or ... you know ... the word that describes the concept.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serendipity

[Crispy123]

ill tell you what, the Pac islanders aren't buying really strong pot from blacks or hispanics!!!

[Misteriosa]

whats going on? i cant listen :down:

[Willmore]

whats going on? i cant listen :down:

Extremely boring segments. Fez hasn't spoken in about 40 minutes.

[Crispy123]

whats going on? i cant listen :down:

stuff different races like on cupid.com

[Manning, Esq.]

stuff different races like on cupid.com

FWIW (i.e., very little), its okcupid.com. I'm unsure of why RB's committing so much show to these lists. I guess it's to get Fezzie involved.

[Crispy123]

FWIW (i.e., very little), its okcupid.com. I'm unsure of why RB's committing so much show to these lists. I guess it's to get Fezzie involved.

Ok Manning.

[Pittsburgh]

Silent Fez and Ron show.

[biggestmexi]

Yeah, mexicans too.

Fuck stick shitty dick ass

[biggestmexi]

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats going on!

[Misteriosa]

Fuck stick shitty dick ass

whoa! are you having a tourette's moment?

[Crispy123]

Didn't Fez just do a live read??? Now he is doing commercials for NNTB of Ellis!!!

[biggestmexi]

whoa! are you having a tourette's moment?

just defending the beaners.

[IamFogHat]

Hiya buddays. I was listening in the car about a half hour ago. Did Fez have some bad bombs this morning involving Australia or something?

[biggestmexi]

Didn't Fez just do a live read??? Now he is doing commercials for NNTB of Ellis!!!

N-National Tire and Battery?

[Crispy123]

N-National Tire and Battery?

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/esq-ani-difranco-082509-lg-36215825.jpg


:nono::nono::nono:

[SinA]

First hour word count:
866 Ron.
0 Fez.

[Manning, Esq.]

N-National Tire and Battery?

Nope - Never Needing The Best of Ellis.

<toxicslurry>"You mive-erd me onpie nthony"</toxicslurry>

[biggestmexi]

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/esq-ani-difranco-082509-lg-36215825.jpg


:nono::nono::nono:

it would have been something else if i used that.

[biggestmexi]

First hour word count:
866 Ron.
0 Fez.

I dont think that right at all.

[Willmore]

Smoovest QB in my life:

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/8341/jbsmoove.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

First hour word count:
866 Ron.
0 Fez.

If that's all the activity, then I'd appreciate someone transcribing while I'm on this conference call, and cannot listen live. Thanks.

[IamFogHat]

Fez is on fire today.

[n0thng2bdone]

what a fucking train wreck

[Crispy123]

Radio loose bowels.

[Warren Peace]

Oh, Radio....lol

[biggestmexi]

what is happening

[Crispy123]

Fez is KILLING me!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

[IamFogHat]

Fez thinks he's a football player?:lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez is on fire today.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/firestickers_2101_1413155

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Fuck what anyone says, the short walk on the beach was hilarious especially how he described it.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

Ron's "oh radio" had me laughing in my car like a lunatic...

[Crispy123]

I assume that Fez ASSumed Rustin

[IamFogHat]

Thanks a lot Ron, I had completely forgotten about this piece of shit song and would have never remembered if it hadn't been brought up today:furious:

[sailor]

Fuck stick shitty dick ass

You don't like 202 and custom cars?

[Crispy123]

Ron was so much funnier at WNEW...

[realmenhatelife]

Gbaby: I love Alamo Draft House, I cant wait until the satellite locations open!!!!!

Ron: I dont know, don't you want it to be special in Austin?

Gbaby: Yeah I guess you're right, it isn't that cool.


Holy shit.

[Crispy123]

Gbaby: I love Alamo Draft House, I cant wait until the satellite locations open!!!!!

Ron: I dont know, don't you want it to be special in Austin?

Gbaby: Yeah I guess you're right, it isn't that cool.


Holy shit.

yeah I miss ESD too

[Manning, Esq.]

Ron was so much funnier at WNEW...

. . . JFK, down in Fla., etc., etc.? Dunno, coulda never proclaimed, "Fuck You, Fuckstick!!"

[Willmore]

Fez character up next?

[IamFogHat]

Fez character up next?

One that Ron will be forced to ignore forever and move on to a new topic the second it's over?

[Crispy123]

like red dead redemption maybe???

[Crispy123]

thats called the, I want to suck your dick face, Rustin

[Willmore]

Now he's itchy.

What happened to him constantly adjusting on the chair. Or tapping his foot. Or 50 other things he used to do.

[Willmore]

There is a reason I don't call in. Fear of sounding like Oscar is one of those reasons.

[sailor]

There is a reason I don't call in. Fear of sounding like Oscar is one of those reasons.

Was that the gay kid?

[sailor]

Bangles-vikes

[thepaulo]

anyone else near their breaking point with the show? i prob won't be able to stop listening, but

I can't help

[IamFogHat]

A clip from the Dark Knight followed by American Girl by Tom Petty.

[Crispy123]

I can't help

Gbaby was on already, where's the PaulO movie reviews today???

[Crispy123]

A clip from the Dark Knight followed by American Girl by Tom Petty.

I say Brokeback followed by Elton John candle in the wind

[Manning, Esq.]

. . . where's the PaulO movie reviews today???

A predominantly white neighborhood.

[Crispy123]

LLPR = Ladies Love Puerto Ricans???

[Willmore]

Come on Fez, come out already, this bit has gone on long enough.

[thepaulo]

A predominantly white neighborhood.

Ron's mad

[Willmore]

Fez, either pay for it, or force it and get rid of the body.

[CountryBob]

This is sad if he really is a virgin!
Officially a freak!

Maybe he needs to bang Stalker Patty - they can lose it together. :wub:

[Dell]

I can't help

are you still advising him on how to do your character?..

[Warren Peace]

at the end of the day Fez...another man's asshole is just a mess.

[CountryBob]

Leave Fez out of it - another man's asshole is a mess all by itself!

[A.J.]

I live alone and I'm not lonely.

[Dell]

Leave Fez out of it - another man's asshole is a mess all by itself!

Monday's game was a heart breaker...wish they would quit picking difficult openers (three years in a row)...

[thepaulo]

are you still advising him on how to do your character?..

yes

[Dell]

yes

have him be more funny...

[Willmore]

What happened to the new shrink making Fez better?

[Manning, Esq.]

What happened to the new shrink making Fez better?

That's not until tomorrow, Fezday.

[thepaulo]

have him be more funny...

funny isn't everything

[Warren Peace]

Damn....Ron dropping some truth bombs on Fez.

[disneyspy]

hiya buddays,sure wish one of you NYC area guys would take one for the team

[Willmore]

Damn....Ron dropping some truth bombs on Fez.

Disappointment is spelled like this.

[disneyspy]

for a LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE and/or PUP FRICTION dvds-who's cooler,me or paulo?

first right answer wins

[Furtherman]

disneyspy es mas macho.

[disneyspy]

disneyspy es mas macho.

true but i sent your dvds out tuesday

[Crispy123]

for a LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE and/or PUP FRICTION dvds-who's cooler,me or paulo?

first right answer wins

hmmm this is hard.

Before I answer let me ask, did you Kill your wife DS???

[Furtherman]

This are the most frustrating minutes of the Ron & Fez Show - when Ron tries to pry him out of that f'n closet, and he just won't budge. Yet, I always keep thinking... maybe this will be it.... maybe.....

[Warren Peace]

Disappointment is spelled like this.

Triple Skeet can't spell and is lazy

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86088&page=7

[disneyspy]

hmmm this is hard.

Before I answer let me ask, did you Kill your wife DS???

ive been a bachelor my whole life

[Furtherman]

true but i sent your dvds out tuesday

I just wanted to say it.

[n0thng2bdone]

this show is so weird

[Warren Peace]

Fez will die on the air...not of a heart attack, but of brute force.

[Dell]

for a LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE and/or PUP FRICTION dvds-who's cooler,me or paulo?

first right answer wins

paulo doesn't think funny is everything...I vote disneyspy...

[Crispy123]

ive been a bachelor my whole life

Sorry but then I have to go with the PaulO, my friend. :bye:

[disneyspy]

paulo doesn't think funny is everything...I vote disneyspy...

ok your was sent out tuesday also even tho your correct

[Dell]

ive been a bachelor my whole life

but married five times...

[disneyspy]

Sorry but then I have to go with the PaulO, my friend. :bye:

no soup for you

[disneyspy]

this chick,like all psychs is full of shit

[Furtherman]

Ron is really fed up.

[Manning, Esq.]

Tomorrow's AFRO (OA Worst-of) will definitely reflect an entirely different Fez. Perhaps, even one who teeters on admission. It once was not so unheard of.

[Dell]

that lady is crazy...fez didn't go anywhere...

there he is...behind da glass...

later buddays...:bye:

[Manning, Esq.]

D to the ONK.

[Crispy123]

This show is the greatest, love the chemistry between everyone!!! Can't wait for 11.00 tomorrow. Cya buddays

[disneyspy]

no winners today how sad,well have a good day buddays

C'YA!!

[IamFogHat]

funny isn't everything

Yeah, it also helps to be engaging and interesting and insightful and creative. Also saying words helps.

[Recyclerz]

This are the most frustrating minutes of the Ron & Fez Show - when Ron tries to pry him out of that f'n closet, and he just won't budge. Yet, I always keep thinking... maybe this will be it.... maybe.....


Now who's the crazy one?

[CountryBob]

Monday's game was a heart breaker...wish they would quit picking difficult openers (three years in a row)...

Yeah I know... if they would have been able to get that first down they would have won the game. Our defense is very questionable this year - I expect Miami to eat us alive in the secondary. Damn it - we had that game won!:furious:

[Furtherman]

Now who's the crazy one?

Me. :wacko: