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Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 06:48 AM
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Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 06:50 AM
buddays... :smoke:

Gutter
09-14-2010, 06:52 AM
haba.....haba babba.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 06:54 AM
haba.....haba babba.

booey?

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 06:54 AM
something so hot about a chick in a cowboy hat

Lemieux66
09-14-2010, 06:59 AM
Ichiban: the Jets are an embarrassment and hopefully Blowhard killed himself.

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 06:59 AM
something so hot about a chick in a cowboy hat

What about Sandy Kane ??

Gutter
09-14-2010, 07:00 AM
booey?

suuuuuure

KC2OSO
09-14-2010, 07:06 AM
he folks - Fez just went to get a sammich

Sue_Bender
09-14-2010, 07:06 AM
What about Sandy Kane ??

Especially so.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:07 AM
my deed for the day

ines sainz

http://www.photopost.com/photopost/data/6278/ines_sainz2.jpg

http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0911/Image/Ines_Sainz_Gallo_Hottest_Sports_Reporter_Sexy_BIKI NI_Shots_1.jpg

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 07:08 AM
Hiya buddays.

Gutter
09-14-2010, 07:09 AM
Hicks is wrong.....this is only the 3rd Halo game for the 360....Halo 1 and 2 were on the original xbox.....halo 3, halo odst, and now halo reach were on the 360.

the series will actually continue and new halo games will come out in the future, but Halo: Reach marks the last game that will be done by the dev team at Bungie (the original creators of the series).

i'm a nerd.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:11 AM
my deed for the day

ines sainz

http://www.photopost.com/photopost/data/6278/ines_sainz2.jpg

http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0911/Image/Ines_Sainz_Gallo_Hottest_Sports_Reporter_Sexy_BIKI NI_Shots_1.jpg

In 5 years:

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/crypt_keeper.jpg

TjM
09-14-2010, 07:12 AM
In 5 years:

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/crypt_keeper.jpg

GVAC?

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:22 AM
It's getting darker?

Black Death, anyone?

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:23 AM
i was gonna post a pic of the mrsa boil, but i got sick to my stomach at the google search

Lemieux66
09-14-2010, 07:23 AM
http://urbansportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ines-sainz3.jpg

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:24 AM
i was gonna post a pic of the mrsa boil, but i got sick to my stomach at the google search

The burst cyst on wikipedia is fucking sick.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:24 AM
she's got a sweet sweet ass... i covet it.

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 07:24 AM
What about Sandy Kane ??

Sandy Kane is a chick? I thought she was a tranny!

KC2OSO
09-14-2010, 07:25 AM
i was gonna post a pic of the mrsa boil, but i got sick to my stomach at the google search
boil pics in general are pretty herk inducing - :shiver:

mersa, mersa, lawdy, lawdy

Gutter
09-14-2010, 07:26 AM
she's got a sweet sweet ass... i covet it.

That is one aggressive ass.

sailor
09-14-2010, 07:27 AM
Where's DS to post the pic of fez's boil?

I may be the only one, but I don't think that ines chick is attractive at all.

Gutter
09-14-2010, 07:28 AM
Where's DS to post the pic of fez's boil?

I may be the only one, but I don't think that ines chick is attractive at all.

yea you're the only one.

oh and check out yesterdays thread page 3 or 4 i believe for the link to Fez's growing mini-him

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:29 AM
Geraldo Rivera in studio ... is this a bit?

Free mustache rides, anyone?

dopesmoker
09-14-2010, 07:32 AM
Had MRSA in my thigh in May, had emergency surgery was in hospital for 3 days, and the scar is the size of a half dollar. It sucks ass but at least I got some good pills for a few weeks.

foodcourtdruide
09-14-2010, 07:32 AM
WRESTLINGFAN must be going crazy.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:33 AM
Geraldo Rivera in studio ... is this a bit?

Free mustache rides, anyone?

not a bit. hes been doing the rounds on the radio shows for some reason.

sailor
09-14-2010, 07:34 AM
As soon as they started talking about the book I knew it had to be geraldo.

Gutter
09-14-2010, 07:35 AM
not a bit. hes been doing the rounds on the radio shows for some reason.

something about mexicans and a book.....i'm not sure....i'm getting confused by all the big vocabulary words he's using.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:38 AM
is he talking about the old Bracero Program (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracero_Program)?

sailor
09-14-2010, 07:39 AM
Wow, geraldo talks about Africans like WF talks about mexicans.

Furtherman
09-14-2010, 07:40 AM
Oh come on. I've been stopped by cops and they've asked me where I'm from too.

foodcourtdruide
09-14-2010, 07:41 AM
I agree 100% with what Geraldo is saying, always thought his stance on immigration was perfect. I remember when he shut Anthony up on O&A. I love his approach to the issue, more about fixing the problem than dwelling on it or trying to seek some half-assed retribution against illegals.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:43 AM
Where's DS to post the pic of fez's boil?

I may be the only one, but I don't think that ines chick is attractive at all.

http://202friends.posterous.com/fezs-boil

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 07:44 AM
Damn, I am on a conference call and cant listen :furious:

A.J.
09-14-2010, 07:44 AM
Oh come on. I've been stopped by cops and they've asked me where I'm from too.

Whatever you say Furtherhombre.

Furtherman
09-14-2010, 07:48 AM
Whatever you say Furtherhombre.

:laugh:

sailor
09-14-2010, 07:50 AM
http://202friends.posterous.com/fezs-boil

Thanks, new DS.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 07:50 AM
i can relate to that.. a big reason why my spanish isnt where it should be is because my parents didnt want me to be discrimated against because i had a spanish accent.

foodcourtdruide
09-14-2010, 07:52 AM
i can relate to that.. a big reason why my spanish isnt where it should be is because my parents didnt want me to be discrimated against because i had a spanish accent.

I'm first generation Italian. My parents obviously speak, and my father has a super thick accent. They never had me learn Italian, just didn't see it as important. I don't really think I'm missing much, I wish they had taught me Japanese when I was younger!

Willmore
09-14-2010, 07:56 AM
i can relate to that.. a big reason why my spanish isnt where it should be is because my parents didnt want me to be discrimated against because i had a spanish accent.

Don't fret, we'll still discriminate against you because of the color of your skin.

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 07:56 AM
I cant help but to think of the time he got hit in the nose during that show about race hating.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:01 AM
i missed geraldo? damn

hey buddays,network up,and for an old school ron and fez dvd what is geraldo rivera's real name?

KC2OSO
09-14-2010, 08:04 AM
jerry rivers/

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:04 AM
That is his real name, the other one (rivers) was a stage name. Ha, forgot it was actually Gerald riviera.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 08:04 AM
Every time I hear this ad, I wonder, how is "being given away in gift baskets" a marketable gimmick? Now, if some "stars" are seen using it, sure, but if you're just giving shit to people who might throw it away, how is that supposed to make me buy it?

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 08:04 AM
Don't fret, we'll still discriminate against you because of the color of your skin.
thank you. you dont knnow how much that comforts me. god bless america :laugh:
I cant help but to think of the time he got hit in the nose during that show about race hating.
or about the empty al capone vault
i missed geraldo? damn

hey buddays,network up,and for an old school ron and fez dvd what is geraldo rivera's real name?
i got the dvds yesterday. thanks, sir :wub:

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:06 AM
Lois this is not my batman glass.

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:06 AM
nooners buddays...:bye:

how's it been so far...

oh, also brought LTPB on travel with me...thanks spy...

TheCableNazi
09-14-2010, 08:07 AM
i missed geraldo? damn

hey buddays,network up,and for an old school ron and fez dvd what is geraldo rivera's real name?

Dan Whitney?

Willmore
09-14-2010, 08:07 AM
anybody got a link to this rejoiner?

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:08 AM
jerry rivers/

That is his real name, the other one (rivers) was a stage name. Ha, forgot it was actually Gerald riviera.

hmmm i thought his real name was jerry rivers,i need a ruling from the good folks here

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:08 AM
Dan Whitney?

HA!

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:09 AM
anybody got a link to this rejoiner?

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Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 08:09 AM
hmmm i thought his real name was jerry rivers,i need a ruling from the good folks here

according to Wiki

Geraldo Rivera (born Gerald Michael Riviera[5] July 4, 1943) is an American attorney, journalist, writer, reporter and former talk show host. He is known to have an affinity for melodramatic, high-profile stories. Rivera hosts the newsmagazine program Geraldo at Large, and appears regularly on Fox News Channel.

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:11 AM
according to Wiki

so sayeth wiki...

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:13 AM
so sayeth wiki...

whens he gonna fix these phones

A.J.
09-14-2010, 08:14 AM
Fairfax, VA is all white? The well-to-do parts if it are. The rest is all Latino and Korean.

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:17 AM
Social network?

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:18 AM
Fairfax, VA is all white? The well-to-do parts if it are. The rest is all Latino and Korean.

don't forget little vietnam...

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:19 AM
according to Wiki

Yeah, check out the snopes.

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:21 AM
Ron keeps saying "Spanish," and I thought it was "Hispanic"...are both correct?

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:21 AM
i made a ruling,what i believe to be true,is therefore true,PM me your name and address,another chance to win tommorow

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:21 AM
Yeah, check out the slopes.

Fuckin' racist.

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:22 AM
One thing I found interesting was how republicans tend to be pro-business and it's these businesses that are employing the illegals.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:22 AM
i grew up in el paso and used to have this guys accent

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:24 AM
Ron keeps saying "Spanish," and I thought it was "Hispanic"...are both correct?


Spanish is from Spain. Or the language. Just like English is from England. Americans are not English.

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:24 AM
Does anyone understand how hard it is to learn another language after adolescence? The way our brains develop make learning a new language really hard after that time.

realmenhatelife
09-14-2010, 08:24 AM
Dont forget that the US has no official language. They dont speak "the" language doesn't mean anything.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:24 AM
One thing I found interesting was how republicans tend to be pro-business and it's these businesses that are employing the illegals.

the owner of my golf course is deffinately a rebublican then

im teaching my co workers english they think pepsi is pronounced pussy now

A.J.
09-14-2010, 08:25 AM
Ron keeps saying "Spanish," and I thought it was "Hispanic"...are both correct?

Spanish people are from Spain.

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:25 AM
Spanish is from Spain. Or the language. Just like English is from England. Americans are not English.

so, his referring to Mexicans as "Spanish" would be wrong...time to start a thread...

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:27 AM
so, his referring to Mexicans as "Spanish" would be wrong...time to start a thread...

ya people from latin america speak latin,#2

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:27 AM
I'd like to know what Fez thinks.

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:27 AM
Ron is wrong with the paperwork thing tho. I worked for a restaurant and they hired a lot of Hispanic guys in the kitchen. I saw all their paperwork and from what I could tell it was all legit. Was it all? Who knows? But it's not like turning a blind eye.

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:28 AM
I'd like to know what Fez thinks.

i think it's meatloaf tonight...

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:30 AM
I'd like to know what Fez thinks.

i think it's meatloaf tonight...

HAHAHAHAHA

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:31 AM
i think it's meatloaf tonight...

Do you guys think during times like this when he doesn't talk for an hour if he's actually listening to what's going on, or do you think he's just off in his own world not paying attention at all?

Jayw
09-14-2010, 08:31 AM
So bored of this debate, bring on the funny please. Where is the fezster havent heard him yet.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:32 AM
Do you guys think during times like this when he doesn't talk for an hour if he's actually listening to what's going on, or do you think he's just off in his own world not paying attention at all?

i think he's listening but doesnt feel like jumping in when ron is on a roll

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 08:34 AM
So bored of this debate, bring on the funny please. Where is the fezster havent heard him yet.

you know what? i think youre right,think im gonna go water my tomatos and wait for fez to lighten the mood

Charlie_Don't_Surf
09-14-2010, 08:34 AM
You know what I miss? Ines Sainz's ass. :wub:

Furtherman
09-14-2010, 08:35 AM
By the way, last night I recieved my Pup Friction and Let The Puppies Breathe from my budday disneyspy.

THANK YOU DISNEYSPY!!!!


You da man. :thumbup:

DOHO@HOME
09-14-2010, 08:36 AM
the owner of my golf course is deffinately a rebublican then

im teaching my co workers english they think pepsi is pronounced pussy now

That's funny shit, a friend has a landscaping business and has a Spill & spell game that he dumps out and has his workers learn english at lunch.:wacko:

Dell
09-14-2010, 08:36 AM
you know what? i think youre right,think im gonna go water my tomatos and wait for fez to lighten the mood

try to keep them knees dry...

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 08:38 AM
You know what I miss? Ines Sainz's ass. :wub:

That ass is loved everywhere....except Arizona!

DOHO@HOME
09-14-2010, 08:38 AM
I'd like to know what Fez thinks.

Ummmmmmm oh I guess so.......tear cry.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
09-14-2010, 08:39 AM
That ass is loved everywhere....except Arizona!

They're gay. Is there a way to send them floating into the pacific?

sailor
09-14-2010, 08:42 AM
'58 was great, right Spy?

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 08:43 AM
They're gay. Is there a way to send them floating into the pacific?

They have the Cardinals...they will suffer alot this season!

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 08:43 AM
'58 was great, right Spy?

:happy:

Jayw
09-14-2010, 08:45 AM
There He Is!

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 08:45 AM
What's a terrace attack?

Jayw
09-14-2010, 08:47 AM
Is this board anti caps-lock? Automatically changed my shiznit.

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 08:47 AM
What's a terrace attack?

MLK?

Zorro
09-14-2010, 08:47 AM
It's not that you can't get kids to do the job, you can't get kids to do the job for poverty wages

Jayw
09-14-2010, 08:49 AM
It's not that you can't get kids to do the job, you can't get kids to do the job for poverty wages

I dishwashed for 8.50 an hour, shit was the worst job I have had. Made me want to finish my degree thats for damn sure.

n0thng2bdone
09-14-2010, 08:50 AM
It's not that you can't get kids to do the job, you can't get kids to do the job for poverty wages

it only makes sense to do those jobs if you want to live in those neighborhoods, because that's all you can afford in that case

Willmore
09-14-2010, 08:53 AM
it only makes sense to do those jobs if you want to live in those neighborhoods, because that's all you can afford in that case

Damn right.

So I say, fake a workplace injury, take the disability and listen to R&F all day long.

n0thng2bdone
09-14-2010, 08:54 AM
i heard they're going to do a 24hr show

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 08:59 AM
Did Ron just diss Disneyspy's golf course job? I think he did. Unless DS is an illegal alien, then it's okay.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 08:59 AM
Here's an idea, Bill. Maybe you haven't won, because your show isn't as good as the Daily Show or Colbert?

realmenhatelife
09-14-2010, 09:00 AM
I have never enjoyed a single thing Bill Maher has done.

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:01 AM
Did Ron just diss Disneyspy's golf course job? I think he did. Unless DS is an illegal alien, then it's okay.

Yeah, he called him a failure.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:02 AM
Did Ron just diss Disneyspy's golf course job? I think he did. Unless DS is an illegal alien, then it's okay.

fuck ron bennington

and youre welcome further,misti and dell

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:02 AM
Who cares if he's an atheist?

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 09:03 AM
Yeah, he called him a failure.

I believe he also said that no parents want their children to work at mowing golf courses, so he's also a disappointment to his parents. Double zing!

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:03 AM
Yeah, he called him a failure.

i could kick his ass!

Zorro
09-14-2010, 09:04 AM
Colbert teaches CCD

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:04 AM
I believe he also said that no parents want their children to work at mowing golf courses, so he's also a disappointment to his parents. Double zing!

im the mother fuckin greens-keeper dammit and my momma loves me

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 09:05 AM
im the mother fuckin greens-keeper dammit and my momma loves me

Of course she does.:innocent:

dino_electropolis
09-14-2010, 09:06 AM
I have never enjoyed a single thing Bill Maher has done.

x2


And try as he might, Maher's big nose and whiny attitude will always give away his jewness....

Not a jab at jews, but just my disbelief in that clown's own sense of coolness...

Willmore
09-14-2010, 09:06 AM
Who cares if he's an atheist?

He does. And the hypothetical all-knowing, all-powerful deity that sits in the sky as an ethereal being and judges all of us.

n0thng2bdone
09-14-2010, 09:06 AM
farm lobbies get huge subsidy bills for their industries every 5 years. over $300 billion in 2008. i guess the next one is coming up.

when those go into effect, it's like flipping a switch--all of a sudden american products are cheaper than mexican products.

so the mexicans move off the farm in droves, but because it happened so fast, there are no jobs in mexican cities, which are overpopulated, and they come north.

mmmkay?

edit-and us agribusiness is a healthy, growing industry

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:06 AM
Why would they nominate him if they hate him?

realmenhatelife
09-14-2010, 09:07 AM
Didn't Bill Maher also say he can dunk on any woman in the WNBA? I think he just likes to say stuff and get press.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:07 AM
Why would they nominate him if they hate him?

to tease him

and i cant believe he's been around 22 years

A.J.
09-14-2010, 09:08 AM
"I speak Latino"?????? :blink:

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 09:08 AM
Bill Maher is a smarmy bastard. Don't like him.

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:09 AM
x2


And try as he might, Maher's big nose and whiny attitude will always give away his jewness....

Not a jab at jews, but just my disbelief in that clown's own sense of coolness...

not a jab a jews???

dino_electropolis
09-14-2010, 09:09 AM
Didn't Bill Maher also say he can dunk on any woman in the WNBA? I think he just likes to say stuff and get press.

Haaa...that is actually very funny.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:10 AM
"I speak Latino"?????? :blink:

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disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:11 AM
not a jab a jews???

just the news they can use

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 09:11 AM
not a jab a jews???

Jews are so touchy.

dino_electropolis
09-14-2010, 09:11 AM
not a jab a jews???

Well, perhaps a little bit.


:innocent:


But tying Maher in with Aethiests is arguably a jab at atheiests...

dino_electropolis
09-14-2010, 09:12 AM
Jews are so touchy.

Only if there is a hole in the sheet......then its all systems go!

jennysmurf
09-14-2010, 09:13 AM
Curse you Sirius! I keep losing the feed! Oh well, off to run errands and be more productive in general. Anyone want anything from the store?

Gutter
09-14-2010, 09:15 AM
Curse you Sirius! I keep losing the feed! Oh well, off to run errands and be more productive in general. Anyone want anything from the store?

http://www.wisechips.com/bags/Bag_Dipsy_Doodles.png

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 09:15 AM
Why would atheists not raise their kids with good human values? Do christians think atheist means hedonist? Where does this ridiculous way of thinking come from?

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:16 AM
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CountryBob
09-14-2010, 09:16 AM
One thing I found interesting was how republicans tend to be pro-business and it's these businesses that are employing the illegals.

Same as the religious nuts trying to shut down the porn shops but they are secretly customers! I was buying a toy with my girlfriend when she spotted her preacher thumbing through the DVd's. He was hiding his face the best he could and after he checked out I asked the teller if he came in often, she said about 2 times a week.

Everybody wants to save a buck - so if legal Americans would take near to nothing to mow my yard - I'd hire them.

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 09:18 AM
Why would atheists not raise their kids with good human values? Do christians think atheist means hedonist? Where does this ridiculous way of thinking come from?

Most uneducated think that Atheist's are devil worshipers:devil2:

KatPw
09-14-2010, 09:20 AM
Why would atheists not raise their kids with good human values? Do christians think atheist means hedonist? Where does this ridiculous way of thinking come from?

Many Christians associate Atheism with Satanism for some reason, and that we have no morals because we don't believe in god/gods. I have had Christians tell me that there is no way I can be moral, because their belief in god keeps them from doing bad things. I tell them that says more about them than it does about their religion. I try to be moral because I want to be a good person, not because I fear retribution in an afterlife.

Furtherman
09-14-2010, 09:21 AM
Do christians think atheist means hedonist? Where does this ridiculous way of thinking come from?

Christian teachings. That's the way I was brought up in Catholic School. All others go to hell.

A.J.
09-14-2010, 09:22 AM
Many Christians associate Atheism with Satanism for some reason, and that we have no morals because we don't believe in god/gods. I have had Christians tell me that there is no way I can be moral, because their belief in god keeps them from doing bad things. I tell them that says more about them than it does about their religion. I try to be moral because I want to be a good person, not because I fear retribution in an afterlife.

I'm moral because of my fear of rape in prison.

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:22 AM
Same as the religious nuts trying to shut down the porn shops but they are secretly customers! I was buying a toy with my girlfriend when she spotted her preacher thumbing through the DVd's. He was hiding his face the best he could and after he checked out I asked the teller if he came in often, she said about 2 times a week.

Everybody wants to save a buck - so if legal Americans would take near to nothing to mow my yard - I'd hire them.

interesting...buying a toy "with" your girlfriend but not "for" your girlfriend...

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 09:30 AM
interesting...buying a toy "with" your girlfriend but not "for" your girlfriend...

Waddaya gonna do?

haha I almost corrected that but I didnt feel like typing more to explain we were together shopping for a sex toy for me to use on her... whew - you made me type it out anyway damnit

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:30 AM
Christian teachings. That's the way I was brought up in Catholic School. All others go to hell.

convincing yourself that your beliefs are absolutely right and that other beliefs are absolutely wrong is my definition of arrogance...I don't care if it applies to religion, one religion versus another, or atheism...

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:33 AM
I lost by 1 point in my league as well...had Adrian Foster, Marcedes Lewis, and Redskins Def on my bench...:wallbash:

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:34 AM
Christian teachings. That's the way I was brought up in Catholic School. All others go to hell.

They taught you atheists were bad people? I can't believe that.

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:37 AM
They taught you atheists were bad people? I can't believe that.

but not as bad as protestants...

Dell
09-14-2010, 09:40 AM
Rustin Cardholder #1 checking in...HOOAHH...

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:42 AM
Rustin Cardholder #1 checking in...HOOAHH...

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Furtherman
09-14-2010, 09:42 AM
They taught you atheists were bad people? I can't believe that.

They did. I knew kids who didn't graduate because the monsignor didn't see them in church every week. It was old school and very strict. We were told not to go to a Korean's church down the road carnival because they didn't believe in our god. Not that they didn't want us spending money there as well, but why mention that?

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:43 AM
Wait, who's this hot redhead of which they speak??

IamFogHat
09-14-2010, 09:43 AM
David Cross rules.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 09:43 AM
GREEN card holder #1 checkin in buddays

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Furtherman
09-14-2010, 09:44 AM
but not as bad as protestants...

That's pretty much true. Irish Catholics in Philly felt that whatever was happening in Northern Ireland might as well have been happening the next block over. So stupid.

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:44 AM
They did. I knew kids who didn't graduate because the monsignor didn't see them in church every week. It was old school and very strict. We were told not to go to a Korean's church down the road carnival because they didn't believe in our god. Not that they didn't want us spending money there as well, but why mention that?

How old ARE you?

Willmore
09-14-2010, 09:45 AM
The boy's name Rustin \r(u)-stin, rus-tin\ is a variant of Ruston (Old English), and the meaning of Rustin is "Rust's estate".

The baby name Rustin sounds like Rusten, Rustan and Rustyn. Other similar baby names are Austin, Dustin and Justin.

Rustin is an uncommon first name for men but a very common last name for both men and women (#18468 out of 88799). (1990 U.S. Census)
Displayed below is the baby name popularity trend for the boy name Rustin.
Compare Rustin with its source form and related boy names.

Hmm.

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:49 AM
Negative things about new York? Fuck this hayseed!

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:50 AM
Fez got the mrsa visiting Ron in the hospital, obviously.

Damn, that caller had the same idea as me.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 09:51 AM
new york isnt negative... fuckin asshole :dry:

DOHO@HOME
09-14-2010, 09:52 AM
Jews are so touchy.

And really hate ovens:huh:

sailor
09-14-2010, 09:53 AM
new york isnt negative... fuckin asshole :dry:

For fuckin' real, yo!

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:02 AM
oof,for the second year in a row im out of the survival league in the FIRST FUCKIN WEEK!!

stupid san diego

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 10:03 AM
I swear I hear Fez's voice singing in this song!

A.J.
09-14-2010, 10:04 AM
Is Neil Sedaka coming in?

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 10:05 AM
oof,for the second year in a row im out of the survival league in the FIRST FUCKIN WEEK!!

stupid san diego

They got me too - but, if your talking about the Ron and Fez Eliminator challenge - it is a best score for the whole year...

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:08 AM
They got me too - but, if your talking about the Ron and Fez Eliminator challenge - it is a best score for the whole year...

san diego got me in that league too!!

fuck it,i knocked em both off my favorites bar,the college pick em may be next cuz i couldnt pick while i was out house/dog sitting in the country the first week

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 10:08 AM
Someone get Ira in studio - to sing with Neil.

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:10 AM
i wish ron would quit talkin to neil so fez could get his game on

Willmore
09-14-2010, 10:17 AM
His russian hit:

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Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:18 AM
i wish ron would quit talkin to neil so fez could get his game on

I just wish I could listen! :wink::wink:

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:19 AM
I just wish I could listen! :wink::wink:

its up again

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:21 AM
its up again

That's what she said...

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 10:23 AM
Haha - Carol! Such a dated name now...

biggestmexi
09-14-2010, 10:28 AM
why this thread so long

A.J.
09-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Haha - Carol! Such a dated name now...

The better "Oh Carol"

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Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:34 AM
why this thread so long

Because Misti didn't start it!!:innocent:

KC2OSO
09-14-2010, 10:35 AM
i wish ron would quit talkin to neil so fez could get his game on
Neil Sedaka beats Bruce Vilanch any day - go Fezzie!

Dell
09-14-2010, 10:36 AM
damn fire drills...emptying this DC block-long six-floor building is fairly fast, getting back in is another story...

fire drills should stop after elementary school...

sailor
09-14-2010, 10:38 AM
Funny how if they were to talk about music today they'd probably go on about it being an industry now, without the soul of the past, when it's been pure business all along.

biggestmexi
09-14-2010, 10:39 AM
Because Misti didn't start it!!:innocent:

dont worry she doesnt have feelings...................................




:surrender:

foodcourtdruide
09-14-2010, 10:40 AM
Ok, this is crazy.

Dell
09-14-2010, 10:41 AM
is this a Lord of the Rings out-take?

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 10:42 AM
Because Misti didn't start it!!:innocent:

:furious:

fags.. all of you... :dry:

Gutter
09-14-2010, 10:43 AM
is this a Lord of the Rings out-take?

hahahahaha the boil is Fez's precious. hahahaha


if this thing is gonna be doin NFL picks than i guess he's gonna have it for another 20 weeks. better postpone that Dr.'s appointment.

Willmore
09-14-2010, 10:43 AM
What if the magic MRSA boil gets the picks right, we can't treat it then - it must be preserved for week 3.

Dell
09-14-2010, 10:43 AM
:furious:

fags.. all of you... :dry:

if by fags, you mean man-on-man practitioners...

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:44 AM
:furious:

fags.. all of you... :dry:

We kid because we care!

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:44 AM
i would do mrsa tomei

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:48 AM
i would do mrsa tomei

You would do Mel Torme'.

Furtherman
09-14-2010, 10:48 AM
OK, Fez is going to get arrested.

sailor
09-14-2010, 10:51 AM
Will arnett's in this Todd Margaret show. Even better.

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 10:53 AM
does ron say "drowneding" on purpose?

Willmore
09-14-2010, 10:54 AM
Crying wolf?

If you've had 2 heart attacks and have chronic health conditions, it's not crying wolf when you have an odd symptom, FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:55 AM
does ron say "drowneding" on purpose?

Hey Misti! :bye: pg8........FACE! :laugh:

Dell
09-14-2010, 10:56 AM
You would do Mel Torme'.

HAHAHA...

later buddays...:bye:

Misteriosa
09-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Hey Misti! :bye: pg8........FACE! :laugh:

i guess i'll leave you all to your butt fucking and sausage parties then... :bye:

disneyspy
09-14-2010, 10:57 AM
damn i slowed my postin down once i saw misti was cryin,oh well,it was nice buddays,have a good one

CYA!!

and fuck you spoon

you asshole

Baby DEW Year
09-14-2010, 10:58 AM
i guess i'll leave you all to your butt fucking and sausage parties then... :bye:

I apologize.... :glurps:

CountryBob
09-14-2010, 11:04 AM
i guess i'll leave you all to your butt fucking and sausage parties then... :bye:

I'm going with Misti - I hate sausage