Ron and Fez Listening Thread for 9/15/10: Eminence front - It's a put on!

[Furtherman]

BUDDAYS. BUDDAYS. BUDDAYS.

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Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show, WILL YA ALREADY?! JEEZE!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)


866-Ron-0-Fez

[A.J.]

http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/avatars/vince-motorboat.gif

[Misteriosa]

buddays... :smoke:

[Sue_Bender]

Good morning, Folks!! :thumbup:

[Baby DEW Year]

buddays... :smoke:

Look who showed up at the sausage fest!!! :bye:

[Misteriosa]

Look who showed up at the sausage fest!!! :bye:

i can leave if you want...

[Baby DEW Year]

i can leave if you want...

No! Please stay...You pretty up the place. :wub:

[CountryBob]

Happy Hump Day!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Sue Bender = best thread ever...

meetings all day...catch you during breaks...

[Sue_Bender]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Sue Bender = best thread ever...

meetings all day...catch you during breaks...

Thanks, Dell! :tongue:

Enjoy your meatings!!

Yikes.

[Gutter]

mornin buddays.....



AJ!! You old sailor you!!! Where is she? Is she still in the house?

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe I'm in the minority but the one thing I liked about dropping musical openers was no more LCD Sound System snippets.

[CountryBob]

Ron - "I saw a baby on a pitchfork while eating a sandwich!" haha :lol:

[Lemieux66]

Fez does sound legitimately happy to be a medical nightmare.

[Gutter]

i wonder if Ron will actually kick him out. i wouldn't want to be around that thing.

[Willmore]

RIP, Fez.

[Willmore]

Fez engaging in the show?

It's a MAGIC SUSAN BOIL!

[Misteriosa]

i just heated up my lunch, put on my headphones, and heard about the boil draining.

:down:

[Willmore]

i just heated up my lunch, put on my headphones, and heard about the boil draining.

:down:

Would you like photos with that mental image? (http://www.google.com/images?q=mrsa+boil&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1037&bih=989)

[Gutter]

i just heated up my lunch, put on my headphones, and heard about the boil draining.

:down:

you're not having puff pastries are you?

[Crispy123]

FEZ:

If it would pop Id finally get some relief

Is he still talking about the boil???

[Willmore]

Fez, the look of terror and disgust is not an improvement over pity.

[Gutter]

Fez, the look of terror and disgust is not an improvement over pity.

thats a pretty good Arnold he's got there tho huh?

[Willmore]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/juniorL2603_228x363.jpg

It's a baby MRSA.

[Misteriosa]

thinking of that thing rupturing is really making it difficult to eat my lunch :down:

[Crispy123]

Leakage and popping. This boil is just a metaphor for Fez's asshole.

[sailor]

Very sweet of Ron to give fez this power.

[Gutter]

I don't think Fez has actually been to the doctor.

[sailor]

Wow, what does CDC stand for again?

[realmenhatelife]

I would love to see this thing get lanced.

[Baby DEW Year]

Wow, what does CDC stand for again?

Chuck Doggone Cook?? :blink:

[Misteriosa]

Wow, what does CDC stand for again?

seriously? my sarcasm meter is in the shop...

just in case, Centers for Disease Control

[biggestmexi]

thinking of that thing rupturing is really making it difficult to eat my lunch :down:

Im eating something with cream of chicken in it.....mmmmm

[Willmore]

Wow, what does CDC stand for again?

Center For Disease Protection and Cure.

Ron said it, it must be true.

[biggestmexi]

Wow, what does CDC stand for again?

lol.....i was all wtf with that too.

Good Jerb ronnie

[biggestmexi]

seriously? my sarcasm meter is in the shop...

just in case, Centers for Disease Control

oh literal Misti

[Misteriosa]

oh literal Misti

i told you my meter was broken :down:

[biggestmexi]

i told you my meter was broken :down:

theres a meter for that?

[Furtherman]

Can't wait to see this video.

[Willmore]

Ring around the rosey,
A pocketful of posies.
ashes, ashes.
We all fall down.

[biggestmexi]

i told you my meter was broken :down:

no you said it was in the shop........

[sailor]

Play some midnight boil.

[Willmore]

theres a meter for that?

No, but there's an app for that.

[biggestmexi]

Can't wait to see this video.

Can wait to see this video.

[Misteriosa]

no you said it was in the shop........

thats why its in the shop, silly...

[biggestmexi]

No, but there's an app for that.

ill have to look.

i bet its by the same makers of the gaydar app i have ........

[biggestmexi]

thats why its in the shop, silly...

i just thought you might use it like a rent a tool and you havent picked it up yet...........

[Misteriosa]

lance this thing in studio and have it supervised by dr steve.

[A.J.]

This is a great topic for my lunch.

[biggestmexi]

This is a great topic for my lunch.

If we are lucky maybe when they are poking around with it they will notice it is growing teeth and hair

[sailor]

Love mrsa fez.

[wkj]

If we are lucky maybe when they are poking around with it they will notice it is growing teeth and hair

Turning into a vigina? I don't think so.

[Lemieux66]

Love mrsa fez.

Seriously, this is the best he's been in months with the exception of that one Friday.

KEEP THE BOIL.

MRSA CARDHOLDER #1144

[Gutter]

lance this thing in studio and have it supervised by dr steve.

agreed. i've had to have an abscess lanced before....its no fun. they take a needle full of novocain and inject it right into the middle of the boil....thats the worst part....the slicing feels weird, but doesn't hurt. having the packing removed is painful too though.....i actually grossed a nurse during a visit....after it was lanced they had to, lets say, "juice it".....so this nurse was there assisting the doctor while this was happening....he's squeezin on this fuckin thing, i feel it pop, and i hear the nurse go, "OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!" and she runs out. I asked the doctor and he confirmed that i had, in fact, actually grossed out a registered nurse......and i was very happy with myself.

i'm sure you're all glad i shared that with you. aright....lunch time....who's hungry?

[A.J.]

I absolutely agree with Ron about reporters in the locker room.

[sailor]

I absolutely agree with Ron about reporters in the locker room.

Most people seem to.

And it's worse than that, they have live tv in here to, leading to shiancoe naked on live tv.

[Dell]

LUNCH BREAK...

how has the show been so far?

[Sue_Bender]

Play some midnight boil.

"How do we sleep while our Fez is burning?"

[Baby DEW Year]

Seriously, this is the best he's been in months with the exception of that one Friday.

KEEP THE BOIL.

MRSA CARDHOLDER #1144

With apologies to DS...

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[sailor]

I know very little eminem, but I know almost zero jay-z.

[Lady Resin]

Fezs MRSA:

http://202friends.posterous.com/fezs-mrsa-day-3

yuck.....

[Willmore]

Fez MRSA video up ... don't watch it if you plan eating this week.

[dino_electropolis]

Didnt both Jay Z and Eminem retire at some point?

And now they are touring together?

Hip Hop dies a LOOOOOOONG time ago, people.....once Diddy got his filthy hands on it (and though i LOVE biggie smalls, his shit was changing from hip hop to hip pop near the end b/c of diddy)


Anybody listen to rock anymore???

[Chigworthy]

The MRSA pit doesn't look too bad right now, but when she blows, it's gonne be nasty.

[Willmore]

The MRSA pit doesn't look too bad right now, but when she blows, it's gonne be nasty.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Mrsa_cyst_exploded.jpg

You're welcome, east coast lunch time people.

[realmenhatelife]

Holy Shit, Baron Harkonen, what a reference.

[dino_electropolis]

Eminem revolutionized rap by speaking rhymes over someone else's beats?


He's a regular ol Thomas Paine!

[chili]

Love the new intern but he's a little off with the whole Eminem "revolutionizing" rap. Very few artists have truly revolutionized the genre, he's great but he's not one of them to my knowledge.

[sailor]

It's probably backed up cum.

[Chigworthy]

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FF to 1:20

[dino_electropolis]

Love the new intern but he's a little off with the whole Eminem "revolutionizing" rap. Very few artists have truly revolutionized the genre, he's great but he's not one of them to my knowledge.

My 24 y/o brother in law feels the same way about Mr. Mathers. He contends he's one of the most influential musicians of ALL TIME.

This is not just American artists, but worldwide.

So that means in his mind, Amadues, Beethoven, Sinatra, Elvis, etc...are fighting for top honors with Eminem.


Sad.

[A.J.]

Love the new intern but he's a little off with the whole Eminem "revolutionizing" rap. Very few artists have truly revolutionized the genre, he's great but he's not one of them to my knowledge.

My 24 y/o brother in law feels the same way about Mr. Mathers. He contends he's one of the most influential musicians of ALL TIME.

In terms of white people being credible rappers? Yeah, I guess so.

[Dell]

GODDAMMIT...I'm trying to eat lunch here...

[A.J.]

This may be one of the most disgusting shows ever.

[dino_electropolis]

In terms of white people being credible rappers? Yeah, I guess so.

Does that mean that you consider these guys as incredible?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/iceLFI1104_468x762.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8hIuJQS2Xg-HjM:http://wantmyplaylist.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/217/snow_ds%5B1%5D.jpg&t=1

[Gutter]

he's shocked its going to require surgery? what the fuck does he think is going to get rid of it? like the doc's just gonna say, "no Fez, pour some salt on it and it'll disintegrate like a slug"

[Dell]

so much for lunch with the buddays...http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/barf.gif

25 minutes left on my break...please CHANGE THE TOPIC...

[sailor]

he's shocked its going to require surgery? what the fuck does he think is going to get rid of it? like the doc's just gonna say, "no Fez, pour some salt on it and it'll disintegrate like a slug"

Nah, everyone had been thinking they could just lance it, not realizing the whole thing might have to be cut out.

[Warren Peace]

doesn't Fez also have skin tags in his armpit (from the Ed the Washing Machine Salesman bit)? No wonder he's a virgin.

[Baby DEW Year]

doesn't Fez also have skin tags in his armpit (from the Ed the Washing Machine Salesman bit)? No wonder he's a virgin.

All he wanted was a little puss...what he got was alot of pus!

[KC2OSO]

This music is shit.

[Willmore]

Donny Drama back on TV. Just as long as they don't make him into a gorilla.

[CountryBob]

Not agreeing with Ron today - Band of Brothers kicked ass!

[Willmore]

Mystery Man?

Is Dave doing the fantasy league incognito?

[Willmore]

Yeah, blow hard, remember when you had to get off your ass to change the channel and there were only 6 channels on TV. Blah blah blah.

Same thing over and over.

[KC2OSO]

Fez has dial-up? WTF?

[realmenhatelife]

Here's Gbaby, the man who was enthralled by the dark turn the season finale of Entourage took.

[Willmore]

Fez has dial-up? WTF?

He tried to get cable once, and was told that his computer was too old.

[disneyspy]

hey hey hey buddays,
had an air mattress when i ran away from the mistress and was gettin back on my feet,it was cool

[Warren Peace]

or Fez could be a gentleman and offer up his own bed to his niece and her BF and Fez sleeps on the air mattress.

[A.J.]

or Fez could be a gentleman and offer up his own bed to his niece and her BF and Fez sleeps on the air mattress.

With all of those MRSA germs on his bed? No thanks!

[realmenhatelife]

Fez's niece better keep that born again shit to herself, I get the feeling Bravo wont be too into putting a born again on their art show, or they'll get edited to be the total villian.

[Lemieux66]

Fez makes his elderly parents sleep on the floor? That's rough. My parents are a little younger and I give them my room.

[Warren Peace]

With all of those MRSA germs on his bed? No thanks!

Good point. I imagine Fez's apartment looks like it's straight out of an episode of Hoarders.

[Lemieux66]

Knee socks and crazy eyeliner?

Link please.

[disneyspy]

Knee socks and crazy eyeliner?

Link please.

jezo?

[A.J.]

jezo?

:laugh:

[Abes]

http://www.stephaniewhatley.com/ (http://www.stephenbwhatley.com/)

the whatley girl

[Warren Peace]

MRSA or bed bugs? Hmmm...tough choice

[SinA]

ummm...

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1656070/paint-your-shoes-and-help-morean-arts-center-chihuly-style

"I have a neice who has done some pretty amazing shoe art. It's fun!"

[sailor]

Fez can't put them in a bedbug hotel. He needs to buy a bed.

[Misteriosa]

a disco boogie... is mighty real far behind?

[Misteriosa]

len berman.. i knew i recognized his voice. ive only heard it all my life. :happy:

[CountryBob]

Damn - Dave would be lovin this interview!

[disneyspy]

Damn - Dave would be lovin this interview!

daves gone

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[Furtherman]

I guess it's because I was a kid and wasn't saturated by any sports writers or radio talk, but as a kid in Philly, Mike Schmidt was beloved and a hero. Every kid wanted to play 3rd base. I never heard one bad thing about him.

[Misteriosa]

its so weird to hear his voice and its not because he's telling me the latest yankee game score or something. its only been a year since he left channel 4.

[A.J.]

its so weird to hear his voice and its not because he's telling me the latest yankee game score or something. its only been a year since he left channel 4.

I remember him calling Pats games on NBC back in the 70s and 80s.

[Furtherman]

Can't wait to see this video.

Saw it.

http://www.gifmix.net/smiley.php?image=puking-smilies/16.gif

[sailor]

Fez shoulda jumped in on the anti-bucs talk.

[Misteriosa]

Fez shoulda jumped in on the anti-bucs talk.

is he in the room?

[A.J.]

is he in the room?

No, but his boil is.

[TheCableNazi]

He's not into the "violence" of the UFC, but he sure misses the good ole days of the colored men scrambling each other's brains for the entertainment of whites.

[FezWontTalk]

Fez would have but.....Fez won't talk!

[CountryBob]

Ronnie wants to control the interview - so I bet Fez is not allowed to talk. Same for the rest of the gang

[CountryBob]

He's not into the "violence" of the UFC, but he sure misses the good ole days of the colored men scrambling each other's brains for the entertainment of whites.

I agree - WTF? Boxing wasnt violent?

[Chigworthy]

Who gets fooled by these "fake radio show" commercials?

[Serpico1103]

He's not into the "violence" of the UFC, but he sure misses the good ole days of the colored men scrambling each other's brains for the entertainment of whites.

It is the hack response of a boxing fan who doesn't understand MMA. They think UFC is still the same as when it first started with basically no rules and people with strip mall black belts fighting real fighters.

[sailor]

I agree - WTF? Boxing wasnt violent?


There's no comparison.

[Chigworthy]

At least Typhoid Marie Whatley already lives on the quarantine island.

[CountryBob]

Goddamn Fez - shaking hands with people with you having the plague :nono:

[Misteriosa]

wow.. the dead air went on for so long that i thought my radio crapped out :blink:

[Gutter]

"Len Berman is probly gonna die now....thanks Fezzie" haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha hilarious.

[CountryBob]

That would be awesome - if Fez killed Len Berman!!

[disneyspy]

hey misti,was that caller the guy that was in the studio with us that day?

[Dell]

wow.. the dead air went on for so long that i thought my radio crapped out :blink:

HA...on break from a meeting and thought the same thing...

instantly reset the stream and started recording again...

[Misteriosa]

hey misti,was that caller the guy that was in the studio with us that day?

i dont know. i missed it.

[disneyspy]

fez wouldnt fuck his air matress unless it was in the shape of a ass

[A.J.]

Is that Seymour Skinner doing the "bum-bum-bum-bums" in the background?

[disneyspy]

fez wouldnt fuck his air matress unless it was in the shape of a ass

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[disneyspy]

alright buddays,been nice,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

toodles :bye:

[zildjian361]

buddays... :smoke:

Smokin Ma!::wink::smile: