Florida...If it's odd it happens here

[Zorro]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three

SEPTEMBER 15--What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store’s toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle?

Is it the weather? Every story like this seems to come out of Florida.

[Chigworthy]

I know disneyspy lives down there. Coincidence?

[A.J.]

What's creepier: this guy - or the guy watching him do it on the security camera?

[KnoxHarrington]

I know disneyspy lives down there. Coincidence?

Are we sure this isn't him?

[KnoxHarrington]

What's creepier: this guy - or the guy watching him do it on the security camera?

Here's the thing about it too: unless this guy is an incredibly fast draw, why was he allowed to jack it to completion in the middle of a Wal-Mart? There should have been security guys on him as soon as the wang flopped out.

[disneyspy]

here i is,right behind da glass

[Kevin]

Are we sure this isn't him?



It said he was 28 not 78

[Jujubees2]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three



Is it the weather? Every story like this seems to come out of Florida.

That's crazy. I go to the ladies underwear aisle.

[Justice4all]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three



Is it the weather? Every story like this seems to come out of Florida.

Odds are he was using the magazine as a fake out. Making people think he liked women when he really was getting off on the toys.

Sick fuck this one was.
right up Sinestro's alley!:dry:

[Willmore]

Do you ever read stories and be embarrassed to live in the same country as these people?

[Zorro]

Do you ever read stories and be embarrassed to live in the same country as these people?

Actually my first thought was of Dave McDonald

[underdog]

Do you ever read stories and be embarrassed to live in the same country as these people?

Are we talking about Sarah Palin? If so, yes.

[instrument]

thats odd, happened at our local store only it never hit the news

[underdog]

thats odd, happened at our local store only it never hit the news

That's because it's not news in Florida.

[midwestjeff]

thats odd, happened at our local store only it never hit the news

Did you get any jail time?

[brettmojo]

That's crazy. I go to the ladies underwear aisle.
If you go to the electronics department in front of all the video cameras and adjust them just right... It's like you're watching yourself watching yourself masturbate while you watch yourself masturbate. Needless to say... Exciting.

[SatCam]

youre all a bunch of sick fucks. what ever happened to jacking off to children in the comfort of your own home???

[Justice4all]

Do you ever read stories and be embarrassed to live in the same country as these people?

The same country? Hell I'm ashamed to be in the same TIMEZONE as that ass-hat.
Makes me never want to step into a Wal-Mart again

[Sinestro]

Odds are he was using the magazine as a fake out. Making people think he liked women when he really was getting off on the toys.

Sick fuck this one was.
right up Sinestro's alley!:dry:

Nice one Superfriend.

[Space Edge]

Do you ever read stories and be embarrassed to live in the same country as these people?

The same country? Hell I'm ashamed to be in the same TIMEZONE as that ass-hat.
Makes me never want to step into a Wal-Mart again


Try living in the same state as these people.

[hanso]

Try living in the same state as these people.

No please don't. We have enough nut cases already.