Sarah Palin for President--Bring it on, Patriots and Haters!

[Fugitive]

Unofficial straw vote--Let's hear it. Bring it ON, Buddays!
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-06-07-SP2.jpg

[Dan 'Hampton]

This will end well. Hopefully her policies are germinating in her better than that last kid.

[Tenbatsuzen]

This will end well. Hopefully her policies are germinating in her better than that last kid.

Leave Piper out of this.

[KnoxHarrington]

This will end well. Hopefully her policies are germinating in her better than that last kid.

Here's my prediction of how this will go: Palin's basically put herself in a position where she has to run to maintain any sort of cred. So she'll start the race. This will force her to do interviews with someone other than Fox News, where she will be shredded and made to look like a fool. She will drop out of the race soon after that, tearfully saying it's to protect her kids from the awful, awful media.

So she will make her run at the Presidency, and get to wrap herself in martyrdom that will play well with the rubes who make up her audience.

[norzef]

Here's my prediction of how this will go: Palin's basically put herself in a position where she has to run to maintain any sort of cred. So she'll start the race. This will force her to do interviews with someone other than Fox News, where she will be shredded and made to look like a fool. She will drop out of the race soon after that, tearfully saying it's to protect her kids from the awful, awful media.

So she will make her run at the Presidency, and get to wrap herself in martyrdom that will play well with the rubes who make up her audience.

What he said

[Dudeman]

She won't run. Just like she left the governor's position- she want money and fame, and she knows she could handle the strain of interviews and questions.

Bristol has a better chance of winning her reality TV show.

[Zorro]

I understand Palin-Hatin is all the rage, but why is this in the "Everything Ron and Fez "section of the message board.

[Fugitive]

She won't run. Just like she left the governor's position- she want money and fame, and she knows she could handle the strain of interviews and questions.

Bristol has a better chance of winning her reality TV show.

So you think she COULD handle the strain of interviews and questions. Interesting.

[KnoxHarrington]

So you think she COULD handle the strain of interviews and questions. Interesting.

I don't believe that at all. Remember the blank stares she gave all through the infamous Katie Couric interview.

She's probably better at it now than she was then, but I think there's a real reason she'll only do interviews for friendly places like Fox News.

[Dudeman]

So you think she COULD handle the strain of interviews and questions. Interesting.

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[TripleSkeet]

She has ZERO chance of ever becoming president. Not only because of the people with at least half a brain that knows she has no idea what shes doing...but the female vote will bury her.

Theres nothing women love more then crushing the hopes of a hot woman.

[razorboy]

Theres nothing women love more then crushing the hopes of a hot woman.

Then they shouldn't have any problem with her.

[Kevin]

Then they shouldn't have any problem with her.



You mean you don't find ol crosseyed, runway jaw hot?

[razorboy]

You mean you don't find ol crosseyed, runway jaw hot?

Who am I to judge? I guess if someone into a middle-aged transvestite look she is just gorgeous.

[TripleSkeet]

I think most people find her to be hot.

[StanUpshaw]

Attacking her looks is just fucking bizarre. If you wouldn't absolutely FILL HER with jizz, you're straight up faggot.

[underdog]

Attacking her looks is just fucking bizarre. If you wouldn't absolutely FILL HER with jizz, you're straight up faggot.

She's beautiful by comparison.

In a room of 2s, a 5 looks amazing.

[TripleSkeet]

She's beautiful by comparison.

In a room of 2s, a 5 looks amazing.

Stop it. Shes fucking hot. Theres a million things you can attack this woman for...but looks aint one of them.

When Tina Fey can look EXACTLY like her just by putting her hair up and glasses on, you know shes hot.

[KnoxHarrington]

Attacking her looks is just fucking bizarre. If you wouldn't absolutely FILL HER with jizz, you're straight up faggot.

I'd definitely throw her a hate fuck, true.

[disneyspy]

I'd definitely throw her a hate fuck, true.

you sweet talker, betty cocker

[hanso]

She gave a long ass boring speech. So that means a run for President. Ok then. Maybe it was something she said. Wouldn't know had to turn it off.

[Jujubees2]

It's going to be nice to see her in a Republican primary when all those Republicans who praised her when she was McCain's running mate turn on her.

[Dudeman]

It's going to be nice to see her in a Republican primary when all those Republicans who praised her when she was McCain's running mate turn on her.

yet another reason she won't be running- she'd rather have everyone else kiss her ass for an endorsement

[SinA]

Not hot. She looks like a puppet from Team America: World Police.

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2008/08/57153/400_spalin_083108_rbeck_afp_82612170.jpg

[underdog]

Stop it. Shes fucking hot. Theres a million things you can attack this woman for...but looks aint one of them.

When Tina Fey can look EXACTLY like her just by putting her hair up and glasses on, you know shes hot.

I don't think Tina Fey is particularly hot, either. They're both good looking women, but I wouldn't go as far as calling them hot.

[TripleSkeet]

To each their own. I think shes hot. Especially considering her age and multiple kids. Regrdless shes hot enough for most housewives to hate her and vote against her.

[Jayw]

She is hot enough to get you hard and take care of business, prolly not shit if she didn't run for vice president of the US. She was fucking close to being 2nd in command that added to the hardness, I mean come on, if we didn't go out and vote for the black man we might be seeing her everynight on the news.

[sailor]

To each their own. I think shes hot. Especially considering her age and multiple kids. Regrdless shes hot enough for most housewives to hate her and vote against her.

she's no hillary.

[Kevin]

Can we classify her as a total butterface and move on please?

[dereckfishboy]

Is this an age thing? Cuz I don't fashion myself as young by any means, but I just can't call Gramma Palin hot. She held up well for an old broad, I'll give her that. But hot? Really? I just don't get the idea of someone creeping up on menopause being equated with sexuality.

[Death Metal Moe]

I hope she torpedoes another Republican ticket, she's awesome. Let her run every year and get more and more Evangelical and batshit insane with every election.

[Jayw]

I hope she torpedoes another Republican ticket, she's awesome. Let her run every year and get more and more Evangelical and batshit insane with every election.

WHAT

SAFETY DANCE CHN 44

[FMJeff]

Gotta love rf.net political discourse. A boo

[Jayw]

I Am Afraid Of Spiders!!!!

[hanso]

The Evangelical backing of Bush worked so well. Hell let's just put an Evangelical themself in.

[weekapaugjz]

I think shes [sarah palin] hot.

so do i. but does that mean i think rachel starr should run this country?

no. just a mess to clean up on the carpet.

[NewYorkDragons80]

You mean you don't find ol crosseyed, runway jaw hot?

Who am I to judge? I guess if someone into a middle-aged transvestite look she is just gorgeous.

She's beautiful by comparison.

In a room of 2s, a 5 looks amazing.

I know about a half-dozen people who lived in the Anchorage metro-area during her tenure as Wasilla mayor and every single one of them met her in person and thought she was smokin. And this is a small town, so when I say met I don't just mean a conga line of handshakes, I mean it was common to run into her at the bar on a Saturday night or just out around town. One of those people is an immediate relative who *despises* her and her policies. So if you're saying she's something other than hot, you're either a fag in the vein of those who call any hot celebrity ugly just to protect their own ego, or you're blinded by her politics and choose not to think beyond that.

[TripleSkeet]

so do i. but does that mean i think rachel starr should run this country?

no. just a mess to clean up on the carpet.

I think you missed my point. I think that hurts her chances even more then being batshit crazy. While being a good looking woman will get you more media exposure I just think most women in the country cant stand her.

I dont know, Im just going by the behavior Ive seen women show in my life. Which is if theres a girl thats attractive, every girl thats even the slightest bit less attractive then that girl, even if friends with her, secretly love seeing that girl fall flat on her face.

[weekapaugjz]

I know about a half-dozen people who lived in the Anchorage metro-area during her tenure as Wasilla mayor and every single one of them met her in person and thought she was smokin. And this is a small town, so when I say met I don't just mean a conga line of handshakes, I mean it was common to run into her at the bar on a Saturday night or just out around town. One of those people is an immediate relative who *despises* her and her policies. So if you're saying she's something other than hot, you're either a fag in the vein of those who call any hot celebrity ugly just to protect their own ego, or you're blinded by her politics and choose not to think beyond that.

blarg. i like to contradict myself. YAY BEER!

[weekapaugjz]

I think you missed my point. I think that hurts her chances even more then being batshit crazy. While being a good looking woman will get you more media exposure I just think most women in the country cant stand her.

I dont know, Im just going by the behavior Ive seen women show in my life. Which is if theres a girl thats attractive, every girl thats even the slightest bit less attractive then that girl, even if friends with her, secretly love seeing that girl fall flat on her face.

i'm not reading all of your post.

the only point i was picking up on was that i'd batch to her. running a country has nothing to do with that.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Here's my prediction of how this will go: Palin's basically put herself in a position where she has to run to maintain any sort of cred. So she'll start the race. This will force her to do interviews with someone other than Fox News, where she will be shredded and made to look like a fool. She will drop out of the race soon after that, tearfully saying it's to protect her kids from the awful, awful media.

As long as she doesn't run, there will be about 3 or 4 imitators trying to out-Tea Party each other, leaving the field open for a moderate to win the nod. If she does run, however, she'd probably scare off any potential competitor for the reactionary side of the GOP.

[Jayw]

Fuck reading people post. Jack it motherfuckers. My bum hurts.

[weekapaugjz]

Fuck reading people post. Jack it motherfuckers. My bum hurts.

if you wear your tkachuk jersey i might...

[Jayw]

Haha. Lets ignore that BP headline. I just put 50k into a fake money game, and a lot of it into BP. Fuck the envirionment people, lets make money, buy BP America, its at its 52 week low. Buy that shit oil is going up.

[Jayw]

Unless another one of there wells blows up its good.

[Jayw]

woot! success! http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/18/AR2010091803102.html.

Plugged!

[razorboy]

I know about a half-dozen people who lived in the Anchorage metro-area during her tenure as Wasilla mayor and every single one of them met her in person and thought she was smokin. And this is a small town, so when I say met I don't just mean a conga line of handshakes, I mean it was common to run into her at the bar on a Saturday night or just out around town. One of those people is an immediate relative who *despises* her and her policies. So if you're saying she's something other than hot, you're either a fag in the vein of those who call any hot celebrity ugly just to protect their own ego, or you're blinded by her politics and choose not to think beyond that.

So I guess I'm gay.

Or maybe, just maybe I don't much care for rode hard and put up wet old ladies who resemble wrinkly old cowboys.

[disneyspy]

i would do sara palin and tina fey,just not at the same time cuz i'd need a sandwich in between

[StanUpshaw]

So I guess I'm gay.

Or maybe, just maybe I don't much care for rode hard and put up wet old ladies who resemble wrinkly old cowboys.

The former.

[KatPw]

To each their own. I think shes hot. Especially considering her age and multiple kids. Regrdless shes hot enough for most housewives to hate her and vote against her.

You really believe this? You really believe that women as a whole vote based on who's hotter than them? Does your wife vote based on how a candidate looks? Seriously, I'm curious. Because as a woman I don't look at the "hottness" of a candidate, especially a woman candidate. If I did that would make me a lesbian. As a man, you might vote with your cock, but please don't project your issues onto my gender.

[SinA]

So I guess I'm gay.

Or maybe, just maybe I don't much care for rode hard and put up wet old ladies who resemble wrinkly old cowboys.

more like WINKLY old cowboys!!!
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/sarah-palin-wink.jpg
oh!!!!!!!!!!!

ps- i hope your post becomes your modquote.

[razorboy]

ps- i hope your post becomes your modquote.

Hey, I said it and I've been called worse things.

[Dudeman]

So I guess I'm gay.

Or maybe, just maybe I don't much care for rode hard and put up wet old ladies who resemble wrinkly old cowboys.

Is this more your type?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/09/15/amd_senate_odonnell.jpg

[keithy_19]

Unofficial straw vote--Let's hear it. Bring it ON, Buddays!
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-06-07-SP2.jpg

In this picture I would do unholy things to her.

And then she'd get very angry.

[StanUpshaw]

Whatever you think about her policies, you can't deny that Bedazzled Jesus Affliction hat is fucking stylish.

[keithy_19]

Whatever you think about her policies, you can't deny that Bedazzled Jesus Affliction hat is fucking stylish.

I didn't even notice the cross on the hat, but I want a bedazzled cross tattoo now.

[hanso]

Whatever you think about her policies, you can't deny that Bedazzled Jesus Affliction hat is fucking stylish.

Looks more rebel to me.

[TripleSkeet]

Is this more your type?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/09/15/amd_senate_odonnell.jpg

Id love to see what she did in college to get her mouth to be that wide.

[TripleSkeet]

You really believe this? You really believe that women as a whole vote based on who's hotter than them? Does your wife vote based on how a candidate looks? Seriously, I'm curious. Because as a woman I don't look at the "hottness" of a candidate, especially a woman candidate. If I did that would make me a lesbian. As a man, you might vote with your cock, but please don't project your issues onto my gender.

Females are the pettiest of all creatures. Im not talking voting on how attractive the candidate is TO THEM, Im talking about how attractive they are in regard to them. And yes I absolutely believe it. Ive seen it in workplace environments, schools, sports teams and everywhere else. Not a voting situation, but watching the enjoyment other women get in seeing something bad happen to a woman more attractive then they are (or percieve themselves to be)....even if that woman is their friend.

And it doesnt make you a lesbian to look at another female and feeel they are more attractive then you...or less attractive.

[Kevin]

Id love to see what she did in college to get her mouth to be that wide.



three cocks one mouth.

[Kevin]

Females are the pettiest of all creatures. Im not talking voting on how attractive the candidate is TO THEM, Im talking about how attractive they are in regard to them. And yes I absolutely believe it. Ive seen it in workplace environments, schools, sports teams and everywhere else. Not a voting situation, but watching the enjoyment other women get in seeing something bad happen to a woman more attractive then they are (or percieve themselves to be)....even if that woman is their friend.

And it doesnt make you a lesbian to look at another female and feeel they are more attractive then you...or less attractive.



Like Chris Rock said..

The ONLY reason women are not ruling the world is because they fucking hate eachother...

[epo]

Is this more your type?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/09/15/amd_senate_odonnell.jpg

Everyone of these right-wing nutjob republican chicks are doing the Palin thing to win their primaries. Here is the Wisconsin version who won the republican primary for Lieutenant Governor:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6OPCTq1K7I/S7wcsgs1c8I/AAAAAAAAAXo/TjbPeTpOgWA/s1600/Kleefisch-s.jpg

While there are plenty of intelligent female republicans out there, this Palin-casting is getting fucking old.

[StanUpshaw]

We won't have to deal with all these chick candidates for too much longer. Pretty soon the digital generation is going to start running for office, and there isn't going to be an electable woman in the country since they all have some Stickam video floating around of them on all fours with a hairbrush sticking out of their pussy.

[underdog]

We won't have to deal with all these chick candidates for too much longer. Pretty soon the digital generation is going to start running for office, and there isn't going to be an electable woman in the country since they all have some Stickam video floating around of them on all fours with a hairbrush sticking out of their pussy.

I will vote for anyone that has a video of their younger self with a hairbrush sticking out of their pussy.

[TripleSkeet]

Like Chris Rock said..

The ONLY reason women are not ruling the world is because they fucking hate eachother...

Hes a smart man that Chris Rock.

[Fugitive]

Hes a smart man that Chris Rock.

Right--he was real smart when he hosted the Oscars.

"You better get Kazan away from De Niro, because you know, he hates rats." Later, when Kazan received the award, he was accompanied onto the stage by De Niro.

[sailor]

You're like Sean Penn defending Jude law at the oscars (which was another Chris rock moment). It was a joke.

[Earlshog]

This could be the greatest comment I have ever read... It was in response to some article on CNN's website about the tea party causing a rift within the G.O.P....

Junior1999
You liberals are so dum, you people just don't get it. I heard in Glen Beck and in Shawn Hannity that if we let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich that we where all gonna be poor or socialist like Canada. Do not let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich because when Clinto increesed taxes the economy colapsed. When Bush gave the rich tax cuts, the economy boomed. Everything was great until Obama came into offise.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/09/19/tea.party.fallout/index.html?hpt=C1

[Kevin]

This could be the greatest comment I have ever read... It was in response to some article on CNN's website about the tea party causing a rift within the G.O.P....

Junior1999
You liberals are so dum, you people just don't get it. I heard in Glen Beck and in Shawn Hannity that if we let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich that we where all gonna be poor or socialist like Canada. Do not let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich because when Clinto increesed taxes the economy colapsed. When Bush gave the rich tax cuts, the economy boomed. Everything was great until Obama came into offise.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/09/19/tea.party.fallout/index.html?hpt=C1



Please tell me he is getting murderd for the comment.

[angrymissy]

This could be the greatest comment I have ever read... It was in response to some article on CNN's website about the tea party causing a rift within the G.O.P....

Junior1999
You liberals are so dum, you people just don't get it. I heard in Glen Beck and in Shawn Hannity that if we let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich that we where all gonna be poor or socialist like Canada. Do not let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich because when Clinto increesed taxes the economy colapsed. When Bush gave the rich tax cuts, the economy boomed. Everything was great until Obama came into offise.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/09/19/tea.party.fallout/index.html?hpt=C1

I have a widget on my phone that gives me news articles from Yahoo. The comments on those are hilllarious.

Also - see my Fox News stories comments game:
http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2763184&postcount=967

[epo]

Right--he was real smart when he hosted the Oscars.

"You better get Kazan away from De Niro, because you know, he hates rats." Later, when Kazan received the award, he was accompanied onto the stage by De Niro.

So Kazan wasn't a rat during the Red Scare? And DeNiro hasn't played a bunch of characters who hated rats?

And yes, I remembered the moment as DeNiro and Scorsese accompanied Kazan for his lifetime Oscar.

[TripleSkeet]

Right--he was real smart when he hosted the Oscars.

"You better get Kazan away from De Niro, because you know, he hates rats." Later, when Kazan received the award, he was accompanied onto the stage by De Niro.

Wow. You must be a riot at parties. Jokes are always funnier when they have to be explained.

This could be the greatest comment I have ever read... It was in response to some article on CNN's website about the tea party causing a rift within the G.O.P....

Junior1999
You liberals are so dum, you people just don't get it. I heard in Glen Beck and in Shawn Hannity that if we let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich that we where all gonna be poor or socialist like Canada. Do not let the Bush tax cuts expire for the rich because when Clinto increesed taxes the economy colapsed. When Bush gave the rich tax cuts, the economy boomed. Everything was great until Obama came into offise.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/09/19/tea.party.fallout/index.html?hpt=C1

How do people this fucking dumb know how to use a computer?

[sailor]

So Kazan wasn't a rat during the Red Scare? And DeNiro hasn't played a bunch of characters who hated rats?

And yes, I remembered the moment as DeNiro and Scorsese accompanied Kazan for his lifetime Oscar.

And, do you think the host might have known they were coming out with him aforehand?

[Bob Impact]

Wow. You must be a riot at parties. Jokes are always funnier when they have to be explained.



How do people this fucking dumb know how to use a computer?

Betcha his email address ends with @aol.com.

[Kevin]

Betcha his email address ends with @aol.com.



Aol 4.0?

[Bob Impact]

Aol 4.0?

I laughed really hard at that.

Edit: And now when I close my eyes I see that HORRID interface, oh god, it was so yellow.

[Kevin]

I laughed really hard at that.

Edit: And now when I close my eyes I see that HORRID interface, oh god, it was so yellow.



Maaaaaaa get off the phone, i need to go online.

[TripleSkeet]

Betcha his email address ends with @aol.com.

My email address ends with aol.com. :glurps:

[Kevin]

My email address ends with aol.com. :glurps:



Bob rests his case...

[Bob Impact]

Bob rests his case...

Hey! Don't speak for me.
...

I rest my case.

[Dudeman]

Are you ready for some dancing?

MNF fans, don't forget- holier than thou's daughter will be dancing tonight

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/09/dwts-bristol/bristol-palin-dwts-rehearsals-01.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

Are you ready for some dancing?

MNF fans, don't forget- holier than thou's daughter will be dancing tonight

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/09/dwts-bristol/bristol-palin-dwts-rehearsals-01.jpg

If theres a God in Heaven The Situation will have banged her out by week 3.

[Kevin]

Hey Sarah, Me and your daughter..

Yea, we smooshed, and it was a situation.

[Dudeman]

If theres a God in Heaven The Situation will have banged her out by week 3.

From the WashingtonPost- a quote from a judge speaking to Palin:
"For you," marveled judge Bruno Tonioli, "this is virgin territory. . . . You come out here and shake your hips like a pro." :thumbup:

[NewYorkDragons80]

Or maybe, just maybe I don't much care for rode hard and put up wet old ladies who resemble wrinkly old cowboys.

Give it a rest. If she wasn't Sarah Palin and you met her a party of people over 30, she'd easily be the hottest one in the room.

[Fugitive]

Wow. You must be a riot at parties. Jokes are always funnier when they have to be explained.



How do people this fucking dumb know how to use a computer?

It wasn't my "joke," it was Chris Rock's. Or maybe just his idea of how to be a gracious host. Here's another great line from the genius, Chris Rock:

"Books are like kryptonite to a nigga."