Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/04/10... Monday Morning Hungover Blues!

[Furtherman]

Buddays. Kneel Before Zod.

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866-Ron-0-Fez

[sailor]

Left headphones home. No show for me. :(

[Misteriosa]

buddays :o

im listening, but know i wont have posting time.

i hope todays show is a good one. :thumbup:

[jimmyolsenblues]

The ron and fez show starts...now.

[Willmore]

Left headphones home. No show for me. :(

http://www.edwindecker.com/images/boombox.jpg

[A.J.]

That's so true about court. You can imagine what I saw when they called me in for jury duty in DC.

[Servo]

I've seen a defendant wear a Scarface t-shirt to court... didn't make the judge happy.

[Zorro]

Don't like the dog

[Willmore]

I've seen a defendant wear a Scarface t-shirt to court... didn't make the judge happy.

Made me chuckle just now, so it was worth it.

[Servo]

Made me chuckle just now, so it was worth it.

Don't get me wrong, I laughed.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Ron was being ironic when he said maybe Facebook wasn't on a lot of screens, it opened on almost 3k.

[Willmore]

I dont think Ron was being ironic when he said maybe Facebook wasn't on a lot of screens, it opened on almost 3k.

Compared to 4k+ for the usual wide release, he was somewhat right.

[BullsLawDan]

Hey... who was the old person that's doing the porn? Ron said 20 years too late???

[foodcourtdruide]

Hey... who was the old person that's doing the porn? Ron said 20 years too late???

Amy Fischer. The Long Island Lolita.

[BullsLawDan]

Amy Fischer. The Long Island Lolita.

Ah... so a real "who cares" moment.

[biggestmexi]

http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22dating+tips%22%2C+%22fleshlight%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

[Willmore]

Amy Fischer. The Long Island Lolita.

Now, if it was Isla Fisher, Jenna Fischer or Amy Adams, that would be interesting.

[Willmore]

http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22dating+tips%22%2C+%22fleshlight%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Male power.

Taking back the night. With fleshlight.

[foodcourtdruide]

Ah... so a real "who cares" moment.

Exactly.

[Willmore]

The hearing is on Wednesday.

http://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/snyder-v-phelps/

[realmenhatelife]

Compared to 4k+ for the usual wide release, he was somewhat right.

I just saying lets not make it sound like it's in limited release, it's in every multiplex near me. It opened in October, not May.

[foodcourtdruide]

Still don't understand Jersey Shore. I went to the doctor's office here on Staten Island and there were a few guido's in the waiting room. I couldn't be more annoyed at hearing their conversation. I can't imagine the appeal of it at all.

[TEKOA]

Bach = cocaine

[A.J.]

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[Willmore]

I just saying lets not make it sound like it's in limited release, it's in every multiplex near me. It opened in October, not May.

Yeah, but that's not what he was saying. He said that it was sold out for a 4:30 screening. Which is possible if

a) It's in NY
b) There are fewer screens showing it than a true "wide" release

[Willmore]

Sounds perfect for Fez:


The original Bach® Flower Remedies is a system of 38 Flower Remedies that corrects emotional imbalances: negative emotions are replaced with positive.

[A.J.]

Bach = cocaine

"Ahhhhhhhhh...Bach."

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k87/bjhawkeye/bjhawk/s320x320-3.png

[foodcourtdruide]

"I know you shouldn't say anything bad about breast cancer"

What a thing to say out loud!

[wkj]

My wife is a BC survivor and we were at the Denver/Dallas game last year when this was started, I believe it had to do with the wife of one of the owners or the commissioner. Though an impressive half time show, even my wife thought it was a bit over the top.

[foodcourtdruide]

Why does this woman think she's important enough that anyone else in the world cares about her opinions on breast cancer? Just do what you want lady.

[biggestmexi]

i believe its the fact that the only cancer with a color is breast cancer. Pink.

what other disease has a color?

[foodcourtdruide]

i believe its the fact that the only cancer with a color is breast cancer. Pink.

what other disease has a color?

AIDS - Red.

Livestrong - Yellow

[biggestmexi]

AIDS - Red.

Livestrong - Yellow

red would also be MADD and yellow for troops

[Lemieux66]

Checked out for a few. Still no Fez?

[foodcourtdruide]

Totally agree with Ron. MLB does this with Breast Cancer also. I think it's a cheap gimmick by these organizations to appeal to female viewers. As Ron said, wouldn't it make more sense for MLB/NFL to promote colon or testicular cancer awareness more?

[Furtherman]

Checked out for a few. Still no Fez?

He's watching Rustin man the phones.

[biggestmexi]

He's watching Rustin man the phones.

but he doesnt sound like he is on the phones.

[foodcourtdruide]

I actually love the dynamic of Ron, Hicks and Rustin. This show has been great.

[Lemieux66]

Totally agree with Ron. MLB does this with Breast Cancer also. I think it's a cheap gimmick by these organizations to appeal to female viewers. As Ron said, wouldn't it make more sense for MLB/NFL to promote colon or testicular cancer awareness more?

Doesn't matter what makes the most sense. It comes down to who has the best PR department. Check your grocery store. There are pink bottles of Gatorade, pink cans of Campbell's soup, etc.

The folks at the Komen foundation hustle for theirs.

[realmenhatelife]

i believe its the fact that the only cancer with a color is breast cancer. Pink.

what other disease has a color?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awareness_ribbons

[wkj]

What's that rainbow ribbon mean?

[foodcourtdruide]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awareness_ribbons

Grey zombie ribbon. lol.

[Misteriosa]

Totally agree with Ron. MLB does this with Breast Cancer also. I think it's a cheap gimmick by these organizations to appeal to female viewers. As Ron said, wouldn't it make more sense for MLB/NFL to promote colon or testicular cancer awareness more?

Doesn't matter what makes the most sense. It comes down to who has the best PR department. Check your grocery store. There are pink bottles of Gatorade, pink cans of Campbell's soup, etc.

The folks at the Komen foundation hustle for theirs.

the komen people are BEASTS. they have to have the biggest pr department out there. they are like the collections dept when it comes to donations. just ask hosp about the avon run/walk... :o

[Willmore]

What's that rainbow ribbon mean?



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[sailor]

the komen people are BEASTS. they have to have the biggest pr department out there. they are like the collections dept when it comes to donations. just ask hosp about the avon run/walk... :o

He couldn't walk unless he raised $1800 or something like that?

[Misteriosa]

He couldn't walk unless he raised $1800 or something like that?

no he had to put in credit card info. if he couldnt raise it all, the balance would be charged to the card.

more like the susan g komen mafia... :thumbdown:

[biggestmexi]

Grey zombie ribbon. lol.

http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html

[Willmore]

no he had to put in credit card info. if he couldnt raise it all, the balance would be charged to the card.

more like the susan g komen mafia... :thumbdown:

Quick, someone photoshop MLC all in pink.

[Willmore]

I'm tempted to send Pepper some filterless soviet goodness.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Belomorkanal.JPG

[Misteriosa]

http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html

thank you. thats been bookmarked...

[Serpico1103]

Maybe because I grew up in a pussified world, but I cringe every time a caller refers to the pussification of our youth.

[foodcourtdruide]

Disagree with Ron and the callers on this. While bosses may be assholes and pricks, children that get bullied are often physically and mentally tortured. We wouldn't tolerate a group of adults jumping on a single person and beating the shit out of him, why do we tolerate it with high school aged kids?

[Willmore]

Fuck this is an awesome idea, yeah, let's all go in with pitchforks and take the money from the rich!

[jennysmurf]

Fuck this is an awesome idea, yeah, let's all go in with pitchforks and take the money from the rich!

Wait...I thought we were supposed to get lyme disease and live like deer and fish....

[Willmore]

Disagree with Ron and the callers on this. While bosses may be assholes and pricks, children that get bullied are often physically and mentally tortured. We wouldn't tolerate a group of adults jumping on a single person and beating the shit out of him, why do we tolerate it with high school aged kids?

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[realmenhatelife]

The problem with the older people really had to eek out everything they had is in part because they were getting so taken advantage of by the people above them. So it wasn't that everyone had it rough, lots of people were standing on the backs of others.

[Zorro]

The problem with the older people really had to eek out everything they had is in part because they were getting so taken advantage of by the people above them. So it wasn't that everyone had it rough, lots of people were standing on the backs of others.

and today is different how?

[jennysmurf]

and today is different how?

Now they wear cleats.

[foodcourtdruide]

I hate touching cotton, but I don't think that's strange.

[Willmore]

Was that last call from prison?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pants-ground-prompts-bullet-butt

[Furtherman]

This guy really hates ketchup.

[aceofspades7]

ketchup is a disease - hahahaha

[aceofspades7]

give him a bowl of acorns covered in ketchup...

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah yeah yeah, everyone of these assholes puts ketchup on their fries.

[Willmore]

Turtle?

[Furtherman]

Yeah yeah yeah, everyone of these assholes puts ketchup on their fries.

There really isn't much choice, unless you're just going to eat fries plain.

[Furtherman]

Disagree Ron... if you were truly old school, you would be championing men in pajamas.

[Willmore]

Not exactly what the topic is about, but I can not eat cooked onions, olives or champignon mushrooms. The taste of all of these digusts me trmendously. And the smell of cooking onions is enough to make me a little sick.

[realmenhatelife]

There really isn't much choice, unless you're just going to eat fries plain.

You could be like the Belgians and use mayo.

Ketchup hate is pure snobbery, because you can make your own ketchup with any flavor variations and any quality of ingrediants, but these ingredient purists never say 'commercial ketchup is terrible, you should make your own.' they just say ketchup is only for terrible food.

It's a sauce like anything else, I'll bet nearly everything Ron eats in a fancy restaurant comes with a sauce on it and he doesn't stand up and say "How dare you, I want to taste this food!" Even a steak probably has some butter thrown on top, guess what that is?

[Willmore]

There really isn't much choice, unless you're just going to eat fries plain.

Or go to a place that knows how to cook fries, maybe adds some spices or a rub in there.

[sailor]

no he had to put in credit card info. if he couldnt raise it all, the balance would be charged to the card.

more like the susan g komen mafia... :thumbdown:

That's seriously fucked up.

[Willmore]

You could be like the Belgians and use mayo.

Ketchup hate is pure snobbery, because you can make your own ketchup with any flavor variations and any quality of ingrediants, but these ingredient purists never say 'commercial ketchup is terrible, you should make your own.' they just say ketchup is only for terrible food.

It's a sauce like anything else, I'll bet nearly everything Ron eats in a fancy restaurant comes with a sauce on it and he doesn't stand up and say "How dare you, I want to taste this food!" Even a steak probably has some butter thrown on top, guess what that is?

It's a matter of good sauce versus bad sauce. Not only that, it's a matter of what the chef is trying to make, versus what you're going to eat. If you're in a good sushi place, you don't add any soy sauce or any wasabi, because the sushi chef has created a finished product that doesn't need enhancement. Same with good burger and fries - it needs nothing else. If you add ketchup, you are masking poor food quality with a low-quality sauce. And yes, almost every restaurant food has sauce in it, there is even a cook who specializes in them - a saucier.

[Zorro]

Geez Fez...just put "life"

[realmenhatelife]

It's a matter of good sauce versus bad sauce. Not only that, it's a matter of what the chef is trying to make, versus what you're going to eat. If you're in a good sushi place, you don't add any soy sauce or any wasabi, because the sushi chef has created a finished product that doesn't need enhancement. Same with good burger and fries - it needs nothing else. If you add ketchup, you are masking poor food quality with a low-quality sauce. And yes, almost every restaurant food has sauce in it, there is even a cook who specializes in them - a saucier.

My point is that if you hate the taste of ketchup, no problem with that. But if you hate ketchup because commercial ketchup is sugary and you feel its over used, you're a snob. Because you can get or make good ketchup, and there has to be a food somewhere that ketchup perfectly compliments, otherwise noone would've ever made ketchup, its an old sauce. As a matter of fact anyone who wants to tell someone else how they should enjoy food is being a snob. I also do not put ketchup on a good steak and order them medium rare, but I really couldn't give a shit what anyone else wants to do with their steak. Trying to make other people adhere to your tastes, or pretending that your tastes are objective fact, is completely snobish.

I dont believe a chef serving you a burger that he intends you to eat as a finished product would serve you a dry burger. It wont have heinz on it, but its going to have something on there.

[Furtherman]

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[Willmore]

My point is that if you hate the taste of ketchup, no problem with that. But if you hate ketchup because commercial ketchup is sugary and you feel its over used, you're a snob. Because you can get or make good ketchup, and there has to be a food somewhere that ketchup perfectly compliments, otherwise noone would've ever made ketchup, its an old sauce. As a matter of fact anyone who wants to tell someone else how they should enjoy food is being a snob. I also do not put ketchup on a good steak and order them medium rare, but I really couldn't give a shit what anyone else wants to do with their steak. Trying to make other people adhere to your tastes, or pretending that your tastes are objective fact, is completely snobish.

I dont believe a chef serving you a burger that he intends you to eat as a finished product would serve you a dry burger. It wont have heinz on it, but its going to have something on there.

Yeah, I agree with that. But I think the implication of "ketchup" is Heinz ketchup, with a dozen unpronounceable ingredients, not a fru-fru fresh-made tomato sauce with heirloom tomatoes, a dozen fresh spices, some extra-virgin olive oil sieved through the first-growth pubic hair of Greek virgins with the care of Franciscan monks.

[jennysmurf]

You can't say "wowsies" and still be depressed.:happy:

[TjM]

Yeah yeah yeah, everyone of these assholes puts ketchup on their fries.
And I won't stop doing it damnit!

[TjM]

It's a matter of good sauce versus bad sauce. Not only that, it's a matter of what the chef is trying to make, versus what you're going to eat. If you're in a good sushi place, you don't add any soy sauce or any wasabi, because the sushi chef has created a finished product that doesn't need enhancement. Same with good burger and fries - it needs nothing else. If you add ketchup, you are masking poor food quality with a low-quality sauce. And yes, almost every restaurant food has sauce in it, there is even a cook who specializes in them - a saucier.

No you add what ever the fuck you want because you're paying for it.

[Willmore]

No you add what ever the fuck you want because you're paying for it.

True. But if I pay for garbage and put ketchup on top of it, it doesn't mean I'm not eating garbage, I just don't taste the garbage as much.

[Furtherman]

Take it to the ketchup thread.