Chilean rescue

[ryno1974]

Why is the world riveted to a fucking elevator? Pull them the fuck out, don't video tape it! Help the poor pricks that are stuck down there.

[Death Metal Moe]

Why is the world riveted to a fucking elevator? Pull them the fuck out, don't video tape it! Help the poor pricks that are stuck down there.

I was just on Twitter saying the same thing. Pull a concrete truck up to the hole and keep dumping until people forget.

Must be a slow news cycle.

[PapaBear]

I blame Jessica McClure.

[Death Metal Moe]

I blame underground ore.

[PapaBear]

I hate the "views" from HLN viewers. When they posed the question "What would be the first thing you'd do, if you were rescued from that mine", someone said, "I'd kiss the ground". You were just underground for five months, and you'd kiss the GROUND?:wallbash:

[StanUpshaw]

I blame underground ore.

Goddamn redstone.

[Death Metal Moe]

Goddamn redstone.

They were down there 70 days and only found 14 diamonds.

[NickyL0885]

I hope these smelly bastards shower first thing.

[keithy_19]

Why is the world riveted to a fucking elevator? Pull them the fuck out, don't video tape it! Help the poor pricks that are stuck down there.

If they just pull them out can't the possibly die due to the difference in oxygen and stuff?

[PapaBear]

If they just pull them out can't the possibly die due to the difference in oxygen and stuff?
I don't think so. If they were breathing through SCUBA, they'd have to watch the same things that cause the bends, but they aren't. But they still have to bring them up one at a time.

[NickyL0885]

Did I hear the woman on MSNBC actually say "this is going to make people want to come visit Chile now and see this site?" Yea, b/c when I have a chance to go on vacation, Chile comes first to mind! :wallbash:

[PapaBear]

Did I hear the woman on MSNBC actually say "this is going to make people want to come visit Chile now and see this site?" Yea, b/c when I have a chance to go on vacation, Chile comes first to mind! :wallbash:
Don't you know? People from Chile come to West Virginia and Pennsylvania to visit mine rescue sites all the time!

[keithy_19]

On Fox they have a counter on the side of the screen. It says:

Miners Rescued:
3 of 33

It slightly resembles a game show. Sheesh.

[spoon]

Don't you know? People from Chile come to West Virginia and Pennsylvania to visit mine rescue sites all the time!

Let's be fair, nobody WANTS to go to West Virginia for anything.

[PapaBear]

Let's be fair, nobody WANTS to go to West Virginia for anything.
They do have somewhat acceptable strippers that will do almost anything for 10% the going rate.

[A.J.]

Goddamn redstone.

http://www.ceo-watch.com/layout/image/ceos_page_images/sumner_redstone.jpg

[biggestmexi]

I blame underground ore.

Goddamn redstone.

They were down there 70 days and only found 14 diamonds.

:wub: U guys!

[biggestmexi]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/Chilean_gone_wrong.jpg

[Furtherman]

It's gonna take a while. They're pulling them out juan by juan.

[Gutter]

It's gonna take a while. They're pulling them out juan by juan.

BIIIIIING!!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LLTU6aJUWps/R6QPtr-n9DI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/K9QCTHAoho4/s400/ned+ryerson.jpg

[CountryBob]

Let's be fair, nobody WANTS to go to West Virginia for anything.

Snowshoe is pretty cool

[Zorro]

I don't think so. If they were breathing through SCUBA, they'd have to watch the same things that cause the bends, but they aren't. But they still have to bring them up one at a time.

It's the pressure of the depth in water not the breathing equipment

[Furtherman]

I want to see the when the miner who had a wife and mistress comes up. "PUT ME BACK IN!"

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/Chilean_gone_wrong.jpg

OK, this really made me laugh.

[ryno1974]

Thank Fuck thats over.

[weekapaugjz]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/Chilean_gone_wrong.jpg

i'd shit myself if i saw one of those in real life.

[PapaBear]

It's the pressure of the depth in water not the breathing equipment
It's both. It's the pressure, and how it reacts to the nitrogen.

[Crispy123]

I thought a chilean rescue was called a wetwipe.

[Furtherman]

YAY! HUMANITY AT ITS FINEST! SOLIDARITY! WE CAN DO IT! THE WORLD COMES TOGETHER!!!




and watch it all crumble:

Will Chileans Honor Pact to Share PR Goldmine? (http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/will-chilean-miners-promise-to-share-proceeds-hold-up/19674953?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%7C1778 82)

The lucrative offers for interview, book and movie deals surfaced before the miners did.

Yet the 33 men, who learned of the deals while still underground, took a noble step in an already-moving story of solidarity by making a pact to split proceeds from any interviews evenly. Now they've reportedly signed a contract before a notary pledging to divvy the cash. But will the magnanimous miners keep their promise to share the goldmine?

Nope.

[Gutter]

YAY! HUMANITY AT ITS FINEST! SOLIDARITY! WE CAN DO IT! THE WORLD COMES TOGETHER!!!




and watch it all crumble:

Will Chileans Honor Pact to Share PR Goldmine? (http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/will-chilean-miners-promise-to-share-proceeds-hold-up/19674953?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%7C1778 82)



Nope.

The miners might, but there are wives, and mistresses and fake family members and real family members and twice removed cousins coming out of the woodwork who all want a piece of this action.