Gift for a trucking license

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My husband is getting ready to take his commercial driver's license test. I want to get him something special OTHER THAN

truckers' hats
mud flap decals
DVDs of Ice Road Truckers (He's Ecuadorian and would freeze! Yes, just by watching the show!)

Any truckers out there who can give me insight please?

[PapaBear]

I know you said no mud flap decals, but what about MUDFLAP shirts? Get the one on the left, and wear it for him.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Photo0097.jpg

Disclaimer... MUDFLAP is my brother's band/duo. :smoke:

[angrytruckingguy]

things that are needed: maglite, calculator, large thermos, coffee mug w/lid, leatherman tool, but of all the things that you use, the most valuable thing for a driver is a good pair of shades. a nice pair of oakleys, killerloop, etc. I like the wayfarer II by rayban so much that I have 2 pair. I also carry the cliche wallet on a chain, so i got that goin' for me. If a cigar smoker the hardcase 5 humidor is kool 2. portable GPS. XM/Sirius radio. a tricked out Galaxy CB radio. an electric lunchbox cooker.RandMcnally atlas. leather gloves. dashboard Messiah of your choice. the options are limitless. enjoy.

[spoon]

don't forget the decomposing dead body in the back

[Bob Impact]

Or the crank.

[Chigworthy]

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[Death Metal Moe]

A trucker could really use satellite radio. Huge selection that's available coast to coast.

Just tell him not to call Ron and Fez, fucking truckers and other assorted "South of the Mason-Dixon Line" inbreds have ruined call in games and what not.

[deliciousV]

I agree with porta urinal, 80% of a truckers life is spent looking for a place to piss. Also throw in a lot of porn, truckstops are a bore, nothing to do but sleep and spank.

(Posted from stall 1 in the mens room of the Pilot truck stop, Hayti Mo.)

[Bellyfullasnot]

things that are needed: maglite, calculator, large thermos, coffee mug w/lid, leatherman tool, but of all the things that you use, the most valuable thing for a driver is a good pair of shades. a nice pair of oakleys, killerloop, etc. I like the wayfarer II by rayban so much that I have 2 pair. I also carry the cliche wallet on a chain, so i got that goin' for me. If a cigar smoker the hardcase 5 humidor is kool 2. portable GPS. XM/Sirius radio. a tricked out Galaxy CB radio. an electric lunchbox cooker.RandMcnally atlas. leather gloves. dashboard Messiah of your choice. the options are limitless. enjoy.

There's alot of great suggestions here but don't forget a log book and a decent carrying bag for all his new crap.

[KnoxHarrington]

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[A.J.]

A faithful companion.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/mike18xx/SmokeyandtheBandit-02FredCledus.jpg

[Liverspot]

cb radio, 10-4 there good buddy!:wink:

[Dude!]

a nice bumper sticker

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/71844564v7_480x480_Front.jpg

[Chigworthy]

I agree with porta urinal, 80% of a truckers life is spent looking for a place to piss. Also throw in a lot of porn, truckstops are a bore, nothing to do but sleep and spank.

(Posted from stall 1 in the mens room of the Pilot truck stop, Hayti Mo.)

Do you have a wide stance?

[jennysmurf]

Do you have a wide stance?

He "accidentally" drops the toilet paper and has to reach under the stall to pick it up.

[Willmore]

My husband is getting ready to take his commercial driver's license test. I want to get him something special OTHER THAN

truckers' hats
mud flap decals
DVDs of Ice Road Truckers (He's Ecuadorian and would freeze! Yes, just by watching the show!)

Any truckers out there who can give me insight please?

Fleshlight. He'll save a ton by not having to pay truck stop trannies.

[CountryBob]

And a subscription to Hustler...

[JPMNICK]

i would get him a nice heavy winter coat, esp if he is going to be doing a lot of unloading and frequent stopping

[Furtherman]

A chimp. Duh.

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[CountryBob]

A flip HD recorder - for those crazy times on the road of America....

[sink]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I decided on a portable GPS... and a box a condoms with our wedding picture glued to every one. :laugh: