Ron And Fez Listening Thread 11/03/10 The Return Of Keeley

[disneyspy]

mahabone buddays,lets get this out of the way

<img src="http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/2/p/2p693c72rbyc2c6r.jpg" alt="Keeley Hazell"><br><a href="http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley-hazell-pictures.htm" target="_blank">Keeley Hazell Pictures</a>

Please Help out 'lil Stanley Mac. (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)


[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]866-Ron-0-Fez[/QUOTE]


LETS ROCK THIS BITCH!

welcome back to all that waited for me to start a listening thread and i'll have an old school dvds giveaway durin todays show

[Gutter]

budddddays.

[disneyspy]

kind of bummed,this friday i'm switching from cable to AT&T for my internet and i just realized i have to buy a new modem. i getting the 6mps speed anyone know the cheapest kind that is compatible to ATT? in michigan?

[JPMNICK]

kind of bummed,this friday i'm switching from cable to AT&T for my internet and i just realized i have to buy a new modem. i getting the 6mps speed anyone know the cheapest kind that is compatible to ATT? in michigan?

why don't they give you a modem? i have never heard of that before. did you mean a router?

[disneyspy]

why don't they give you a modem? i have never heard of that before. did you mean a router?

no i have a router and they want me to buy a $75 modem that is compatible with their service in michigan,this all new to me so i told them i had a modem(i didnt know there was a difference in cable and telephone till i tried plugging in the cord this morning) and i'd like to know if theres a cheaper alternative cuz i'm now uneployed and wont see a check for about 3 weeks

[disneyspy]

todays drop will be

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and song will be

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[realmenhatelife]

Perhaps if we're good and behave ourselves the opener today will be:

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[disneyspy]

Perhaps if we're good and behave ourselves the opener today will be:

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that sounds like we're being punished

[Misteriosa]

trying to cancel my xm. they suddenly cannot find my account. thats weird, since they had no trouble charging my amex for the service...

[realmenhatelife]

that sounds like we're being punished

Cmon, get hip, all the kids in Brooklyn love it.

[Misteriosa]

trying to cancel my xm. they suddenly cannot find my account. thats weird, since they had no trouble charging my amex for the service...

interesting. they say i have an acctount that was never activated. they've been charging me tho as if i have an active acct. very very strange. there are no notes on the account either.

[disneyspy]

trying to cancel my xm. they suddenly cannot find my account. thats weird, since they had no trouble charging my amex for the service...

when i was a kid i would be amazed at how fast it was to deposit monet into my savings account but it would take fuckin forever to take money out,i guess things dont change

[disneyspy]

interesting. they say i have an acctount that was never activated. they've been charging me tho as if i have an active acct. very very strange. there are no notes on the account either.

ya theyre very wierd when it comes to that stuff,i was asked when i reupped my year long service about a reciever that i dropped 2 years before

[disneyspy]

ok boppers lets get down to it

[Gutter]

fez got stuck in the underground again today?

[Misteriosa]

ya theyre very wierd when it comes to that stuff,i was asked when i reupped my year long service about a reciever that i dropped 2 years before

the woman from customer service transferred me to "their front line people" as she didnt have a name for this department so that they can track down my acct through the credit card they have been charging. that was 20 mins ago. im still waiting.

[A.J.]

The Giants victory parade will look something like this:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i47/gladiator23/vito0il.gif

[disneyspy]

the woman from customer service transferred me to "their front line people" as she didnt have a name for this department so that they can track down my acct through the credit card they have been charging. that was 20 mins ago. im still waiting.


they're tryin to wear you down

[Misteriosa]

they're tryin to wear you down

yup, esp with this music that they are playing. it make you want to hang yourself by your phone cord :dry: the only music that could be worse was if they were playing "my heart will go on"

[disneyspy]

katzenberg didnt mind disney's gimmick when he worked for the company

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get super hype about pixar movies but I dont hate them. I haven't seen anything about Megamind that makes me think it's gonna be awesome. Isn't it the same move as Dispicable Me?


Let me guess, G Baby loves it until Ron says something negative, then G Baby really has to rethink his whole approach.

[foodcourtdruide]

I dont get super hype about pixar movies but I dont hate them. I haven't seen anything about Megamind that makes me think it's gonna be awesome. Isn't it the same move as Dispicable Me?


Let me guess, G Baby loves it until Ron says something negative, then G Baby really has to rethink his whole approach.

I don't think of them as films. I don't see how you can compare a Pixar movie to something like "Get Low". It's like comparing a video game to a movie. They're just different to me.

[Lemieux66]

Ah, our daily dose of "You can't possibly be an adult if you like [insert something Ron hates]".

[disneyspy]

i miss paulo

[Misteriosa]

closing in on the one hour mark... i have to start clinic in another hour. they def have the time... :dry:

[disneyspy]

gbaby's poster


http://i56.tinypic.com/nv8bwy.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

i miss paulo

Me too.

[foodcourtdruide]

I think Transformers 3 will do bad. How can anyone go see it after how bad 2 was? Then again, how did anyone go see 2 after how bad the first one was?

[realmenhatelife]

gbaby's poster


http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/187408715.jpg?

G Baby is a queef.


Raw Dog plays unmasked like once, at 8pm on a Saturday, not prime radio time for me. I'm glad I will get the chance to hear this reggie watts finally.

[Misteriosa]

this call makes me realize that i dont like neil young's music.

[Gutter]

G Baby is a queef.


Raw Dog plays unmasked like once, at 8pm on a Saturday, not prime radio time for me. I'm glad I will get the chance to hear this reggie watts finally.

everytime i read or hear that dudes name i think of this.....

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Jackson Heights own.

[Misteriosa]

so ive been on hold for an hour and eight minutes. ive come to this conculsion:

if i cannot get a person by the 90 min mark, im going to call amex, ask for a charge back, and then have my cc number changed so it cant be charged again.

what do you guys think?

[SinA]

Fez has watched "Dark Night" 50+ times in standard definition?
That's adorable.

[Gutter]

so ive been on hold for an hour and eight minutes. ive come to this conculsion:

if i cannot get a person by the 90 min mark, im going to call amex, ask for a charge back, and then have my cc number changed so it cant be charged again.

what do you guys think?

sounds good. you'd have better luck getting someone from your CC company on the phone.

[disneyspy]

for the LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE and PUP FRICTION dvds (people that have these cant guess)

who just got into the guiness book of world records for watching THE DARK KNIGHT in regular def the most times?

[Misteriosa]

sounds good. you'd have better luck getting someone from your CC company on the phone.

15 mins left... and now playing "coming to america" by neil diamond :glurps:

and just when i thought i was gonna get someone i hear the auto recording about high call volume. the sound has dimmed a few times with no response, almost like someone was checking if i was still there.

all i can think of was that commerical with that peggy man from "us prime credit" - you are tenacious like bull.

[A.J.]

15 mins left... and now playing "coming to america" by neil diamond :glurps:

If you hear "Hello Again", start crying.

[disneyspy]

woo hoo,in the good news department- i just talked to a computer geek friend of mone and he's going to give me a modem/router that i can use for my AT&T intrenet service, free!

[Misteriosa]

If you hear "Hello Again", start crying.

i think they are just playing his cd at this point. :glurps:

[disneyspy]

If you hear "Hello Again", start crying.

HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!

[Gutter]

god damn right ronnie b.

[Baby DEW Year]

i think they are just playing his cd at this point. :glurps:

I hope you get to hear "turn on your heart light"! :surrender:

[disneyspy]

whenever i hear this fez is going to be stronger i wonder if showerbench is hot

[Misteriosa]

ha! well it looks like xm wouldnt give me the satifaction of hanging up on them as ive been disconnected at the 89 min mark!

[disneyspy]

ha! well it looks like xm wouldnt give me the satifaction of hanging up on them as ive been disconnected at the 89 min mark!

i do that to the crazy girl that calls me all the time too

[Baby DEW Year]

i do that to the crazy girl that calls me all the time too

I thought you disconnected after 69!

[A.J.]

Tranny.

http://www.samarins.com/check/automatic_transmission.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

Tranny.

http://www.samarins.com/check/automatic_transmission.jpg

You're a big fan of the cummins diesel too!

[Baby DEW Year]

Sheep are offended if you call them Sheepy! :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

I thought you disconnected after 69!

i like to go for the long haul

[Lemieux66]

Guido = new G word.

Hope someone is writing these down.

[disneyspy]

Guido = new G word.

Hope someone is writing these down.

we need a thread to cover the whole alphabet

[A.J.]

OMG: I think the secret is about to come about.

[Warren Peace]

whoa.

[Baby DEW Year]

i like to go for the long haul

Nice to know your a good girl but, I was referring to DS.

[SHANEFROMGA]

what is normal anyway ?

[disneyspy]

man we were so close to hearing what this supposed secret is

[realmenhatelife]

If you feel like someone is normal you probably dont know them very well. I'm borderline offended by the word normal, but I may be getting caught up in all of this.

[jennysmurf]

I liked Ron's impression of Disneyspy. Does he really talk like that?:happy:

[OGC]

so ive been on hold for an hour and eight minutes. ive come to this conculsion:

if i cannot get a person by the 90 min mark, im going to call amex, ask for a charge back, and then have my cc number changed so it cant be charged again.

what do you guys think?

I NEVER gave them a credit card number. Always had them bill me and I payed by check.

Of course they kept billing me after I canceled the account, but then I could just ignore it.

[disneyspy]

I liked Ron's impression of Disneyspy. Does he really talk like that?:happy:

i was in the shower,did this reallly happen?

[jennysmurf]

i was in the shower,did this reallly happen?

Yeppers. He couldn't remember someone's name, and said you'd remember who it was. But he said it in a really dorky voice. :happy: And, please, you're not fooling anybody into thinking you take showers.

[Misteriosa]

I NEVER gave them a credit card number. Always had them bill me and I payed by check.

Of course they kept billing me after I canceled the account, but then I could just ignore it.

in this case, i think it works out in my favor. they told me i had my acct canceled, but that i had opened up a new acct and had never activated a radio on it. however, they cant seem to find this new acct. let them bill me. then we can find it.

[disneyspy]

Yeppers. He couldn't remember someone's name, and said you'd remember who it was. But he said it in a really dorky voice. :happy: And, please, you're not fooling anybody into thinking you take showers.

fuck my one time to call in and i missed it

[disneyspy]

and yes i do sound like a dork on the phone

[disneyspy]

but i'm no crazed

[DOHO@HOME]

OMG: I think the secret is about to come about.

It's out way out

[jennysmurf]

but i'm no crazed

Don't sell yourself short.

[realmenhatelife]

I missed the beginning, I heard anger management. Did Crazed get fired from Walmart for freaking out at someone?

[jennysmurf]

Ashley Madison is baaaaack....:huh:

[Sue_Bender]

Good grief.

[disneyspy]

Good grief.

hey its sue_bender!

[JPMNICK]

Ashley Madison is baaaaack....:huh:

somewhere Freitag is crying in a corner

[Sue_Bender]

hey its sue_bender!

I love you, Spy...

but I wish that I could get that enthused about anything.

Now that you're laid off, I hope that you can get the listening thread to page 12!


Boy, is this site in the shitter. :glurps:

[disneyspy]

I love you, Spy...

but I wish that I could get that enthused about anything.

Now that you're laid off, I hope that you can get the listening thread to page 12!


Boy, is this site in the shitter. :glurps:

hey were already passed two pages and i havent seen your ugliness in so long i missed you

[disneyspy]

whenever i hear rap i think of crazed,wish he'd call back

[Sue_Bender]

hey were already passed two pages and i havent seen your ugliness in so long i missed you

Holy Jesus fuck, man.

Thank you, Handsome.



Ouchie.

[Gutter]

hey were already passed two pages and i havent seen your ugliness in so long i missed you

Holy Jesus fuck, man.

Thank you, Handsome.



Ouchie.

knows how to make a person feel welcome huh?

[disneyspy]

by popular demand the spynetwork is in effect

[Sue_Bender]

knows how to make a person feel welcome huh?

It's you and me, Gutter.


We be keeping this Shit Shack classy.

[disneyspy]

knows how to make a person feel welcome huh?

whats the tatt on your back? an outline of male spunk?

[Sue_Bender]

whats the tatt on your back? an outline of male spunk?

No, Jerk!


It's a re-imagining.

[Jayw]

Hah Ron is still feeling that two #1's comment from Fez yesterday.

[disneyspy]

i'd send pepper a pack of smokes and a couple of dvds but i dont know the address

and i think its illegal to send smokes in the mail

[Lemieux66]

Can't even imagine the awkwardness of a Fez party.

[Gutter]

whats the tatt on your back? an outline of male spunk?

either way, its a tattoo and it says i'm more bad asser than you are.

[disneyspy]

either way, its a tattoo and it says i'm more bad asser than you are.

i bet you're a bad ass

[Gutter]

It's you and me, Gutter.


We be keeping this Shit Shack classy.

http://blog.infinitemonkeysblog.com/files/images/stay%20classy.jpg

[Gutter]

i bet you're a bad ass

i've got five tattoos, so i exceed the minimum requirement for bad assedness.

[disneyspy]

i've got five tattoos, so i exceed the minimum requirement for bad assedness.

but theres always room for 6?

[Gutter]

but theres always room for 6?

eventually i'll have so many the number will actually just reduce itself back to 1.

[Sue_Bender]

http://blog.infinitemonkeysblog.com/files/images/stay%20classy.jpg

:thumbup:

Touche, my Cotton Clogger.

[realmenhatelife]

whats the tatt on your back? an outline of male spunk?

I always thought it was a crab on a bed of lettuce.

[disneyspy]

I always thought it was a crab on a bed of lettuce.

is that what they call a seafood lettuce wrap?

[Sue_Bender]

I always thought it was a crab on a bed of lettuce.

:lol:

[disneyspy]

poor sparkey anderson

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101103&content_id=15970442&vkey=news_det&c_id=det&partnerId=rss_det

[Gutter]

I always thought it was a crab on a bed of lettuce.

ya know that wouldn't be a bad idea for a new one.

[sailor]

It's you and me, Gutter.


We be keeping this Shit Shack classy.

It's shit stack, thank you very much.

[Sue_Bender]

It's shit stack, thank you very much.

Fine.

I get it.


But where do I carefully place my fuck?

[sailor]

Can someone take care of this spammer?

[Sue_Bender]

Can someone take care of this spammer?

Hey, I've been here awhile!

[jennysmurf]

Hey, I've been here awhile!

But, admit it, you do like the spam.

[disneyspy]

But, admit it, you do like the spam.

be nice,thats her face

[foodcourtdruide]

I couldn't imagine hanging out with Blowhard.

[CountryBob]

I love spam and eggs - with hot sauce!

[Sue_Bender]

But, admit it, you do like the spam.

Goddamnit!

Only in suppository form.

[Warren Peace]

Sharon Doherty?

[Sue_Bender]

be nice,thats her face

I've got a "Fuck You" sandwich...


full of my vulva-overrun.

[Willmore]

Shannen Doherty was so fucking hot on 90210 when I was a kid.

[Jayw]

Good thing this chick showed up I need to go grocery shopping before class! Peace Buddays

[disneyspy]

I've got a "Fuck You" sandwich...


full of my vulva-overrun.

i dont like runny eggs so i'll pass

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Sharon Doherty?

That's a little worse than mispronouncing "Terrell"...

[disneyspy]

Shannen Doherty was so fucking hot on 90210 when I was a kid.

ya when i was kid and she was on charmed i used to get prepubesent boners

[Sue_Bender]

i dont like runny eggs so i'll pass

I see how you are.

I've moved back to Michigan.

Let's meet up so I can kick you in the throat, Old Man.

[Gutter]

It's you and me, Gutter.


We be keeping this Shit Shack classy.

It's shit stack, thank you very much.

i thought it was a "fuck shit stack"

[disneyspy]

I see how you are.

I've moved back to Michigan.

Let's meet up so I can kick you in the throat, Old Man.

i dont leave the UWS part of the the state,the rest is too unhip for me

[DOHO@HOME]

Can't even imagine the awkwardness of a Fez party.
FUCK SHIT PISS CRY FUCK SHIT PISS CRY FART FART FART SLEEP FART SLEEP WAVE SLAM DOOR CRY

[disneyspy]

alright buddys,have to go out and make the world alittle bit better,was nice,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Warren Peace]

Yes, Ron....you said Sharon multiple times.

[Melk]

Hah Ron is still feeling that two #1's comment from Fez yesterday.
I assume he is kidding. He has been trying to convince the angry callers for months that Fez is a co-host and not a second or third mic.