Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/15/2010...Are You Ready?

[Dell]

Buddays...Donovan meet Michael, Michael meet Donovan

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d809b99b9_gallery_600.jpg
Please, help out 'lil Stanley Mac
(http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

866-Ron-0-Fez

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

i'm ready but i'll be pulling for macklin to have a huge night

http://www.hottestgirlsofcheerleading.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dallas_cowboys_cheerleaders-8.jpg

oh and

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[disneyspy]

todays drop will be

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and song

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[disneyspy]

in local ichiban news- in the fun ron&fez pickem league ive moved up to 2nd place with my awesomness in spread picking yesterday

[disneyspy]

after checking i also hope santana moss has a big game so go dell!

[disneyspy]

pepper sounds like he has the same shitty team i do

[disneyspy]

am i the only one that can see this thread?

[Dell]

I need two points of performance out of Donovan tonight to go 8-1-1 in our FFL...

My other quarterbacks were Rivers (bye) and Vick (playing my team)...I sure hope my homer move doesn't cost me...

And...I think that may have been the first time I've enjoyed a Cowboy victory...the faces on the Giants sideline were precious...

[Willmore]

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Is it just me, or does she look like she was fugly in high school?

[A.J.]

Thank you Ron -- drinking games are awful.

[disneyspy]

damn that newsdaylaura!!

[Dell]

Is it just me, or does she look like she was fugly in high school?

I worry about you Willy...I cannot imagine a time that she was fugly (maybe too skinny in highschool, though)...

[disneyspy]

I worry about you Willy...I cannot imagine a time that she was fugly (maybe too skinny in highschool, though)...

she probably has alota fun at high schoool reunions

[disneyspy]

it sucks hearing pat summerall talk about announcers cuz the announcers suck now

[disneyspy]

yep i'm deffinately going to buy that book

[Willmore]

I worry about you Willy...I cannot imagine a time that she was fugly (maybe too skinny in highschool, though)...

The type of face she has matures well, but in high school it must have looked awkward. Plus skinny.

I'm not judging, I would have still fucked her in high school. Then again, I would have fucked an unattached pussy in high school.

[realmenhatelife]

I was flipping around during commercials, and I'm no ad genius, but they're running Spice promos on OutQ.

[Willmore]

A coworker brought a box of chocolates to work, as a thank you for whatever. It was a box of 20, I took 3. Our office has about 20-25 people working in it. I don't feel bad at all. The fuckers should show up on time, maybe then they'd get some free chocolate.

[Dell]

I was flipping around during commercials, and I'm no ad genius, but they're running Spice promos on OutQ.

hmmm...flipping and winded up on OutQ eh...

[Dell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2faWDbgiqo/ScTHZKPLY2I/AAAAAAAABmM/c2_7RTI9r-o/s1600/teardrop

[A.J.]

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/graphics/teardrop07.jpg

That would look great next to the Washington Monument.

[Willmore]

That tear of grief was designed by a Russian sculptor. The guy is a joke in Russia. He created a hideous statue to Peter the Great in Moscow that towers over everything near it, but looks like shit.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG/250px-Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG

http://miamiadschool.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/04/peter_the_great_statue.jpg

[Jayw]

Man I need to get my life together, i mean ya I am about to get a 4-year degree but drugs are just killing me. I don't see how I will EVER beat them, I binge so shit I stay clean 2,3,4 weeks and then bam.

Oh well just venting because i am still up from days ago and can't even listen to the ronnfez show.

I mean wtf is wrong with me I got it all but in the end what is it all for, I havent put one bit of effort in school or anything for that matter. I am freaked the fuck out to graduate in dec, to do what I can't even go out with friends, I tried that this weekend and wound up in east stl after getting kicked out of the bar that I was with my friends who were giving me a shot if I could not go crazy. I promised them I would have one beer and not turn into a maniac. failed that little part.

Oh well I would listen to ron n fez but I am to worried about the feds busting down my door or someone robbing me.( for no fucking reason)

Hope the shows good!

[disneyspy]

is this the memorial theyre talking about?

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/911-memorial-hoboken-damaged.JPG

[Misteriosa]

tear of grief, huh?... riiiiight.

that dude is chuckling in his studio and high fiving his friends cuz he got a vagina statue built :dry:

[disneyspy]

Man I need to get my life together, i mean ya I am about to get a 4-year degree but drugs are just killing me. I don't see how I will EVER beat them, I binge so shit I stay clean 2,3,4 weeks and then bam.

Oh well just venting because i am still up from days ago and can't even listen to the ronnfez show.

I mean wtf is wrong with me I got it all but in the end what is it all for, I havent put one bit of effort in school or anything for that matter. I am freaked the fuck out to graduate in dec, to do what I can't even go out with friends, I tried that this weekend and wound up in east stl after getting kicked out of the bar that I was with my friends who were giving me a shot if I could not go crazy. I promised them I would have one beer and not turn into a maniac. failed that little part.

Oh well I would listen to ron n fez but I am to worried about the feds busting down my door or someone robbing me.( for no fucking reason)

Hope the shows good!

check out three 12 step meetings in 3 days and then try to be open to the possibility that meetings might help you,good luck cuz you sound like me when i was in college

[Willmore]

check out three 12 step meetings in 3 days and then try to be open to the possibility that meetings might help you,good luck cuz you sound like me when i was in college

Also, stop doing drugs and booze. In fact, do that first, then do the 12 step stuff.

[disneyspy]

Also, stop doing drugs and booze. In fact, do that first, then do the 12 step stuff.

ha,ya that might help

[Misteriosa]

holy crap! i missed that whole post!

jay, take spy's advice. check out meetings for aa & na.

wills advice is good too :o

[Jayw]

Disregard that drama post I just needed to vent. Didn't mean to drop it on the joyful listening crowd.

The good news is I fucked up and broke my pact to not drive drunk ever again i made in july the other night but MADE IT!!! score one for the good guys folks, I had to drive with one eye closed for a goddamn hour.

[Dell]

Man I need to get my life together, i mean ya I am about to get a 4-year degree but drugs are just killing me. I don't see how I will EVER beat them, I binge so shit I stay clean 2,3,4 weeks and then bam.

Oh well just venting because i am still up from days ago and can't even listen to the ronnfez show.

I mean wtf is wrong with me I got it all but in the end what is it all for, I havent put one bit of effort in school or anything for that matter. I am freaked the fuck out to graduate in dec, to do what I can't even go out with friends, I tried that this weekend and wound up in east stl after getting kicked out of the bar that I was with my friends who were giving me a shot if I could not go crazy. I promised them I would have one beer and not turn into a maniac. failed that little part.

Oh well I would listen to ron n fez but I am to worried about the feds busting down my door or someone robbing me.( for no fucking reason)

Hope the shows good!

bummer...I sincerely hope you are sharing these thoughts with someone more qualified than us on this listening thread...

best of luck to you budday...

[Jayw]

The thing is I got anxiety issues too But imagine you just avoiding a deadly car crash. You know that feeling you get. Well thats how I feel half the time around peeps I don't know.

The shitty part is the wonder drug that fixes that anxiety completely. benzos etc xanax ativan.
I love the shit but I take it all in like a couple days and then it relieves my anxiety to do other drugs. Wish I could take it like a normal fucking person. sigh.

K Back to HAPPY!

[Dell]

this is maybe the best movie clip collage ever...Fez is Back...

[Jayw]

check out three 12 step meetings in 3 days and then try to be open to the possibility that meetings might help you,good luck cuz you sound like me when i was in college

Ya I wish I could do the 12 step but I get crazy anxiety in groups. I just need to find a woman it would totally solve my problems, I am to involved in self gratification. But its tough when everytime I go out I turn into a lunatic. VICIOUS CYCLE


Thats actually why I like ronnfez cause damn Fez is worse than me! He is sounding off today.

[disneyspy]

The thing is I got anxiety issues too But imagine you just avoiding a deadly car crash. You know that feeling you get. Well thats how I feel half the time around peeps I don't know.

The shitty part is the wonder drug that fixes that anxiety completely. benzos etc xanax ativan.
I love the shit but I take it all in like a couple days and then it relieves my anxiety to do other drugs. Wish I could take it like a normal fucking person. sigh.

K Back to HAPPY!

man a chemical inbalance is a bad motherfucker,id suggest dropping the other drugs and sticking to the stuff that levels you out

[Willmore]

Ya I wish I could do the 12 step but I get crazy anxiety in groups. I just need to find a woman it would totally solve my problems, I am to involved in self gratification. But its tough when everytime I go out I turn into a lunatic. VICIOUS CYCLE


Thats actually why I like ronnfez cause damn Fez is worse than me! He is sounding off today.

You need Lily, she'll totally try to fix you. She'll fail, you'll OD. Problem solved.

[Jayw]

man a chemical inbalance is a bad motherfucker,id suggest dropping the other drugs and sticking to the stuff that levels you out

Ya its tough man. The only thing that fixes me benzos makes my drug of choice (stimulant) a wonder drug. I just got to kick it all and focus on people. lets not turn this into a fez advice show. I was just vented cause this is the worst I been for 3 months and well this was the only place I could lol, that makes me sad. only 1 more month to go for grad baby I finally did it lol.

[Jayw]

this body builder is a faggot

[Willmore]

Fez was outed, hahaha.

[Jayw]

really though this arguing about gay thing is just infuriating. Your born like that plain and simple. or sodomized by your pops and uncle and get it the way spoon did

[Willmore]

Umm, Ron, yeah, you do have to swallow, don't you know how this gay thing works?

[Willmore]

Or, maybe, gay teens are more emotional and high-strung? Have you seen Glee? How have they not done a suicide pact episode yet?

[Lemieux66]

I would pay Ron $5 to say "WE GET IT" just once during a faggot discussion.

[wkj]

Putting Fez on.

[foodcourtdruide]

Fez can't defend what a hyprocrite he's being.

[foodcourtdruide]

Or, maybe, gay teens are more emotional and high-strung? Have you seen Glee? How have they not done a suicide pact episode yet?

Or maybe Fez is using a percentage he heard/read in a completely bias article/website that likely isn't true.

[Dell]

Or maybe Fez is using a percentage he heard/read in a completely bias article/website that likely isn't true.

fun with statistics...I had a boss that used to say that statisticians don't necessarily lie, but liers definitely use statistics...

[Willmore]

fun with statistics...I had a boss that used to say that statisticians don't necessarily lie, but liers definitely use statistics...

Or you can go back to the Mart Twain quote.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

[disneyspy]

mother fuck i signed up for unemployment 2 weeks ago and went to file my claim and it said my benefit year was expired.i cant get thru on the phone line and i feel like punching someone,so i have to go down and stand in line and then wait on the phone for fuckin ever

[Willmore]

mother fuck i signed up for unemployment 2 weeks ago and went to file my claim and it said my benefit year was expired.i cant get thru on the phone line and i feel like punching someone,so i have to go down and stand in line and then wait on the phone for fuckin ever

http://www.hillaryclintonquarterly.com/village/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pigs-sucking.jpg

Sucking on the government's tit. You disgust me.

Wait ... so you get money for not working?

Fuck, sign me up!

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus, DMB, seriously?

[disneyspy]

Jesus, DMB, seriously?

ya i should leave but i feel like i need to stck around til this thread hits 4 pages,i owe it to dell

[Jayw]

Oh so you say???

[disneyspy]

hey jayw,aggie is kicking yo ass in the fun pickem and i'm only one pick out of first

[CountryBob]

http://www.hillaryclintonquarterly.com/village/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pigs-sucking.jpg

Sucking on the government's tit. You disgust me.

Wait ... so you get money for not working?

Fuck, sign me up!

Damn I need to get laid - I stared at those pig tits for a lot longer than I should ....sueeeeeee:wink:

[Jayw]

Ya I know I gave up, Im a bitch sigh. Missed 2 weeks so fuck it. Right after I talked a lot of shit too hah.

[Jayw]

Who is ahead of you? spy

[disneyspy]

Who is ahead of you? spy

go eagles


more like eagles blow

[Jayw]

Please tell me you wont pick dallas again, you would be way ahead!

[Jayw]

Vick is actually pretty sweet to watch, I am pretty board with the pro game right now and hes the only one I actually would sit and watch.

[disneyspy]

Please tell me you wont pick dallas again, you would be way ahead!

it worked last night and will for the rest of the season thanx to that ginger

[realmenhatelife]

I've never been to Austin, is it a below average place for girls looks wise? I feel like all the video I've seen of Austin has ugly girls in it.

[Jayw]

DMB kill me now. Never finished an entire song of theres, i dont know why though.

[Misteriosa]

i don't understand fantasy foolball.

i don't like dmb.

there, i'm all caught up.

[disneyspy]

the french also claim that a frenchman was the first to go oui oui in his pants

[Willmore]

the french also claim that a frenchman was the first to go oui oui in his pants

Well, they shat in the staircases during those fancy royal parties at Versailles.

[Jayw]

Is it a bit or is ron just mean to fez pretty much everytime fez talks....

[Jayw]

or is ron just pissed he carrys the whole show and is sick of fez and starting to show it more.

[Willmore]

Fez has a new favorite comedian.

Come on, Fez, join in.

[Willmore]

He stopped being a homophobic after a family member came out ... Fezzie?

[Dell]

mother fuck i signed up for unemployment 2 weeks ago and went to file my claim and it said my benefit year was expired.i cant get thru on the phone line and i feel like punching someone,so i have to go down and stand in line and then wait on the phone for fuckin ever

getting disability for a nephew that is now living with us was one of the most frustrating processes I have ever experienced...I cringed when I read that you were going to have to go there and stand in line...

[disneyspy]

getting disability for a nephew that is now living with us was one of the most frustrating processes I have ever experienced...I cringed when I read that you were going to have to go there and stand in line...

it just pisses me off that ive already spent half a day getting signed up and my trip to the city depends on my unemployment clicking in on time

[Dell]

just got out of a meeting...is this that Zito guy again...

[n0thng2bdone]

if you listen closely, you can hear not-rustin mopping up all the flop sweat

[disneyspy]

just got out of a meeting...is this that Zito guy again...

pete dominc,gay marriage advocate

[Dell]

pete dominc,gay marriage advocate

and yet I haven't heard Fez speak since I got back...

[disneyspy]

and yet I haven't heard Fez speak since I got back...

maybe he doesnt like to talk after sex

[Dell]

I have also noticed that this guy has disagreed with Ron on almost every description Ron makes about him...

[Dell]

maybe he doesnt like to talk after sex

got to add that to the description of a perfect date...

[disneyspy]

im sure you and fez will get along then

if pete wants to get on unmasked maybe he should tweet @unmaskedshow to get tickets

[A.J.]

Ron: "My straight friends came to the hospital, my gay friend didn't." :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Ron: "My straight friends came to the hospital, my gay friend didn't." :laugh:

:rolleyes:

[Recyclerz]

This guy is giving Ron a run for his money for a change. I like it!

[disneyspy]

i always grin when i hear of MKCPs that go to disney thinking theyre going to have a great job and end up in custodial or food service

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,need to go stand in line so i can get on a phone before 430,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Dell]

alright buddays,need to go stand in line so i can get on a phone before 430,have a good one

C'YA!!

good luck spy...our offices close at 3:30 here (adding to the frustration)...

[Lemieux66]

Gayest R&F show of all time?

[Dell]

Gayest R&F show of all time?

not able to listen again, but I'm anxious to now...

one question, gayer than a typical O&A show?..

[CountryBob]

Good afternoon to all of ya's

[Misteriosa]

:bye: