Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/22/10...Turkeys Be Scared!

[Furtherman]

Greetings. How 'Bout Them Eagles?!

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/hotturkey.jpg

Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Reckon you know Ron & Fez? Spill the beans. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,went 1 and 1 and 1 in fantasy with one to close to call,go tolbert!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

in and out (not in the good way) all day today...I'll keep checking in...

EDIT: I'm still perfect in the Elimination Pool...wahoo...

[Gutter]

I hate your god damn eagles. but i'm alright with it because.....

ICHIBAN: Notre Dame destroys Army at Yankee Stadium Saturday night and became bowl eligible

[disneyspy]

i hope michigan gets notre dame in a bowl

i wont get my reciever til next week and my feed is jumpy

[Gutter]

i hope michigan gets notre dame in a bowl

i wont get my reciever til next week and my feed is jumpy

that would be classic. The game this year was real close so i wouldn't mind getting a rematch.

[realmenhatelife]

It's embarrassing whenever someone calls to thank Ron for turning them onto a band. Like Ron is their boyfriend or something.


Also, The Arcade Fire is boring as shit.

[disneyspy]

http://www.youtube.com/user/eastsidedavevideos#p/u/3/S7BaKpy0P2o

[disneyspy]

the greatest was when dave was runnin and wiped out

[aceofspades7]

ESD rules!

[Zorro]

ESD would have been hilarious if he were sixteen. But a 30 y/o man with two kids? Talk about your man-boy. Time for a new gimmick

[realmenhatelife]

This is why I say no open bar at a wedding.

[Gutter]

This is why I say no open bar at a wedding.

thats the worst idea I've ever heard.

[Lemieux66]

This is why I say no open bar at a wedding.

Do you actually want people to show up? Cause that sounds like a bore and a half.

Better solution: don't invite Dave.

[disneyspy]

oh LT,will you ever win?

[Dell]

the wasabi video was hilarious...

[disneyspy]

i write HAHA cuz LOL is glee

[Dell]

i write HAHA cuz LOL is glee

everyone knows it's only cool to use LMAO now...you are so unhip...

[Furtherman]

I prefer Heh Heh Heh.

[disneyspy]

LMFAO is for the edgy hipsters

AND I'M NOT A GLEEK!!

[disneyspy]

I prefer Heh Heh Heh.

i kept getting that stupid text during the first half of yesterdays LIONS/COWBOYS game,guess who sent out massive HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS texts during the 2nd half to all my lions fans friends (all 4 of them)

[Gutter]

I prefer Heh Heh Heh.

ohhhh uncle pauuulllll

[Furtherman]

the greatest was when eli was runnin and wiped out

Fixed.

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Heh Heh Heh.

[realmenhatelife]

thats the worst idea I've ever heard.

Do you actually want people to show up? Cause that sounds like a bore and a half.

Better solution: don't invite Dave.

This was a whole discussion but the short answer is I dont give a shit. If I'm going to spend a lot of money its going to be on food. Cash bar, bitches.

[Gutter]

This was a whole discussion but the short answer is I dont give a shit. If I'm going to spend a lot of money its going to be on food. Cash bar, bitches.

yea, i remember that.....its your wedding so obviously, you do what you want.......it would suck for me to go to a wedding and find a cash bar, though with my friends and family, that would never happen.

[Dell]

yea, i remember that.....its your wedding so obviously, you do what you want.......it would suck for me to go to a wedding and find a cash bar, though with my friends and family, that would never happen.

we have found that open bar with only wine and beer cuts down on the number of ugly drunks...liquor as an option, free or not will result in at least one idiot siting at the reception (it should be about the two getting married)...

[disneyspy]

on the game i lost my bench killed my team i played

QB Matt Cassel, KC QB Ari » W 31-13 15
RB Ray Rice, Bal RB @Car » W 37-13 18
RB Mike Tolbert, SD RB Den » Mon 8:30 --
RB/WR Darren McFadden, Oak RB @Pit » L 3-35 2
WR Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR NYG » W 27-17 12
WR Dez Bryant, Dal WR Det » W 35-19 6
TE Dustin Keller, NYJ TE Hou » W 30-27 0
D/ST Bears D/ST, Chi D/ST @Mia » W 16-0 18
K Dan Carpenter, Mia K Chi » L 0-16 0

71TOTAL POINTS:
BENCH
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS OPP STATUS ET PTS
Bench Miles Austin, Dal WR Det » W 35-19 12
Bench Reggie Bush, NO RB Q Sea » W 34-19 0
Bench Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB Oak » W 35-3 34
Bench Steve Johnson, Buf WR @Cin » W 49-31 31
Bench Danny Amendola, StL WR Atl » L 17-34 6
Bench Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buf QB @Cin » W 49-31 25
Bench Jason Snelling, Atl RB @StL » W 34-17 2
110BENCH POINTS

[Furtherman]

What a great meltdown.

[n0thng2bdone]

what a fuckin idiot

[disneyspy]

what a fuckin idiot

redskins fans....

[Gutter]

What a great meltdown.

this is pretty epic. i'm impressed someone can get that mad and not slip out a curse or 9.

[Chigworthy]

What iseth it that of which I listen to?

[A.J.]

I heard about this rant. It even prompted Don Geronimo to call in to defend every point Dukes made.

I hate the Redskins but Dukes is absolutely right about how Redskins fans are fleeced by Snyder.

[disneyspy]

What iseth it that of which I listen to?

chad dukes,i'm going to give him a break cuz he's an R&F listener

[A.J.]

What iseth it that of which I listen to?

Chad Dukes who does a radio show with LaVar Arrington on the old WJFK here in DC.

[Chigworthy]

chad dukes,i'm going to give him a break cuz he's an R&F listener

More like Chad Duches

[Willmore]

So what is this?

[disneyspy]

Lions fans are just beat dogs that dont even whimper any more,still theyre fun to kick

[Gutter]

Chad Dukes who does a radio show with LaVar Arrington on the old WJFK here in DC.

so thats what 'ol Lavar is up to these days huh? he's knows a few things about not being able to live up to a contract.

[disneyspy]

as a red wings fan i cant relate to these hockey callers

[Willmore]

as a red wings fan i cant relate to these hockey callers

5-4 OT win. Woohoo. I love you, Z.

[Chigworthy]

"The Beauty Of Local Sports Talk
The Blowhard Story"

[disneyspy]

"everything Was Better In The Past"

The Blowhard Story

[Dell]

they should play Fez's one note tune whenever Blowhard calls in...

http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/handjob.gif

[disneyspy]

"i Havent Seen My Dick In Decades"

The Blowhard Story

[Chigworthy]

Earnest Passion For Inconsequential Things
The Blowhard Story

[disneyspy]

I Dont Understand Inflation
The Blowhard Story

[Chigworthy]

Blanding Up Bland Things

By Bland "Blowhard" Blanderson

[n0thng2bdone]

Volunteer 2nd Mic:
The Blowhard Story

[Chigworthy]

A Listener's Dilemma; I love Ron & Fez, but despise sports talk
By Chigworthy

[A.J.]

This sounds like a guy who was doing karaoke at my bar this past Friday.

[disneyspy]

I'm Actally A Girl
The Chigworthy Story

[Dell]

just got back to radio...is this a replay of Dave, or is my player looping?

[aceofspades7]

i can't wait to watch this tonight...

[disneyspy]

just got back to radio...is this a replay of Dave, or is my player looping?

I'M LOST AND DONT KNOW IT

THE DELL STORY

[disneyspy]

I Get Drunk And Sing Karaoke

The Aj Story

[disneyspy]

I Cant Wait To Watch Bad Youtubes
The Aceofspades7 Story

[disneyspy]

I watched ZOMBIELAND over the weekend,bill murray was great

[Dell]

sitting too quickly can cause a lot of pain...

the disneyspy story...




get it?..saggy balls call back...

[disneyspy]

this from AIM

Bar041 (1:00:25 PM): hey im live on cam and waiting for you to join me http://goo.gl/XWqPV
disneyspy69 (1:01:39 PM): who are you?

[disneyspy]

HA! right after i posted that i got this

Bar041 signed off at 1:03:22 PM.
Bar041 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

[disneyspy]

shit,i think i fucked up,it may have been a naked russian chick

[disneyspy]

holy shit,the featured cam is my next door neighbor,NO SHIT!!

[disneyspy]

her car isnt in the parking lot,i think ive found out why there are so many hot russian chicks in my small town (pop 40,000)

[Willmore]

I just watched Royal Tenenbaums yesterday. Fucking great movie. Gonna do the director's commentary and bonus disk today.

[epo]

The Third Man: The Cuckoo Clock speech.

Can't beat it.

[realmenhatelife]

I wish people would put a little more thought into this topic, I think dudes just call up with scenes they remember they like.

[disneyspy]

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[epo]

Shadow of a Doubt:

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[Dell]

can't remember the name of the flick, but Jenna Jameson was the headliner...not much dialog either, but damn memorable...

[Chigworthy]

How To Avoid Ankle Chafing on Your Scrotum and Other Geriatric Tips
By disneyspy

[sailor]

A Listener's Dilemma; I love Ron & Fez, but despise sports talk
By Chigworthy

With a foreword by Mexi.

[Willmore]

Captain Koons scene from Pulp Fiction.

[A.J.]

Love the Ronnie rant!

Hicks: "Get him." :laugh:

[A.J.]

Nina Muschallik. I saw her in some piece of crap movie on TV when I was in Doha. Her rack was the only good thing in that flick.

http://uktodaynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Nina-Muschallik2.jpg

[disneyspy]

spiderman 2 is a good thanksgiving movie

[SinA]

The assassination scene in 'Milk" .... classic.

[Baby DEW Year]

The assassination scene in 'Milk" .... classic.

You're just trying to get Fez to talk!

[Furtherman]

Fez is sounding great today.

[SinA]

Fez is sounding great today.

If you turn the volume up all the way you can hear the tapping.

[disneyspy]

If you turn the volume up all the way you can hear the tapping.

i understand morse code and he keeps sending out 'fuck you frisky,fuck you'

[Gutter]

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers was an awesome cameo.

[disneyspy]

I watched ZOMBIELAND over the weekend,bill murray was great

post from the future which i did from the past

[n0thng2bdone]

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers was an awesome cameo.

true true

[n0thng2bdone]

finally, a self-contained, pre-written bit. get em big cat

[realmenhatelife]

Are you really going to get over to a New York audience talking about how you got dragged to the pointless daily show rally by your liberal bedwetter friend?

[Willmore]

I fear for this kid.

If this is the performance he gives on open mic, he might get shot one of these days.

[Willmore]

Are you really going to get over to a New York audience talking about how you got dragged to the pointless daily show rally by your liberal bedwetter friend?

He knows his audience. Next up: "So I went hunting last night", "Abortion is wrong, am I right, or am I right?"

[realmenhatelife]

He knows his audience. Next up: "So I went hunting last night", "Abortion is wrong, am I right, or am I right?"

I dont know about you guys, but I am just sick of these Jew Democrats and Yankee fans. Amirite folks?

[Gutter]

i'm not sure if i'm laughing because its funny or if i'm laughing because its so unbelievably awful.

[DOHO@HOME]

Fez should pass in his building pass and be a stay at home dj.
He loves it there and can be there on time with no travel issues.
There you go it's fixed!:bye:

[n0thng2bdone]

he doesn't need jokes so much as he needs to network

[Recyclerz]

This kid is stealing Fez' bit of locking up on the air.

[disneyspy]

even his twitter stinks

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveTison

[Recyclerz]

I hope they come back with the old leave the amatuer alone in the studio bit. This kid sounds like he'd be an epic meltdown.

[Gutter]

even his twitter stinks

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveTison

"HE'S STRANDED....THERES A MAN STRANDED!!"

[disneyspy]

this is the sound a rubberband makes

[Willmore]

What are the chances this is a bit? If it's a bit, it's brilliance and utter genius.

[Willmore]

My cock is a 5 ... in decimeters. Hell yeah!

Up top! :clap:

I lie. :down:

[Dell]

even his twitter stinks

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveTison

twitter is glee...

[Lady Resin]

Oh dear Lord, somehow, someway, please get ESD back!:wacko:

[Willmore]

Oh dear Lord, somehow, someway, please get ESD back!:wacko:

Yeah!

That guy showed his small dick in the studio, and was proud of it!

[Dell]

he just said "for real?"...

how glee...

[Dell]

Yeah!

That guy showed his small dick in the studio, and was proud of it!

grower not a show'er...

[Misteriosa]

this shit is terrible :thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

hhahahahahhahahaa that knock knock joke was awesome

[LeedsJr]

This may have been a new all-time low.

[Gutter]

This may have been a new all-time low.

I think its scary that Fez has been in the back doing caller notes for the last however long. he's relegated himself to being an intern.

[Dell]

what a great end...

later buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

later buddays,it was nice,thanks for startin the thread furtherman,have a good one

C'YA!!

[n0thng2bdone]

http://www.gadling.com/2009/11/06/giant-jellyfish-cause-ship-boat-to-capsize/

"A school of giant Nomura's jellyfish are being blamed for the sinking of a fishing boat earlier this week, sending the three man crew overboard, and the 10-ton ship to the bottom of the ocean just off the eastern coast of Japan..."

[Chigworthy]

http://www.gadling.com/2009/11/06/giant-jellyfish-cause-ship-boat-to-capsize/

"A school of giant Nomura's jellyfish are being blamed for the sinking of a fishing boat earlier this week, sending the three man crew overboard, and the 10-ton ship to the bottom of the ocean just off the eastern coast of Japan..."

It wasn't so much the jellyfish, but the net full of them being pulled on board. I wonder if the fisherman thought it was Gojira.

[thepaulo]

Oh dear Lord, somehow, someway, please get ESD back!:wacko:

unfortunately, many of us stand on the sidelines.

[Steve B.]

Ronnie B! The French Connection car chase wasn't filmed in Queens. That was 86th street in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. The same street Tony Monero struts down in Saturday Night Fever.