Ambien for the best of times

[keithy_19]

:drunk:Thispast week I have been writing things at night that are definately laced with the fact that im under the influence ofambien. I've found that writing during this mind set can be an interestian endeaviur. Perhaps fun is had Perhaps trgadegy rears its uglyhead, why not bring these nonsense writings tontjr for frot of the message board,


jump on in every7one. no rupl;es. just free movement with words and beats and whatever else you can imagine, join in on ithe fun,:drunk:

[Bob Impact]

Greatest post in the history of this board.

Never written on Ambien but have done graphic design work on Lunesta, thought it was beautiful until the next day. It was still very good but actually looked like someone who was high made it.

[Snacks]

Ambien CR was the best sleep aid ever. I could use one right now in fact but havent taken 1 in a few years. I must admit Ambien did some crazy shit to you right before you fall asleep. I remember whenever I would take 1 within 15 minutes or so it would make me feel all ambitious at times. My ex girlfriend used to say that I was the best boyfriend when I took them because for about an hour or less I would be all loving and say nice things etc.

I also remember sometimes getting hungry and making a sandwich or something to eat. It was such a weird drug because it didnt knock you out right away. It could take up to an hour or so and all these things that happened in that hour were great. But once it knocked you it kept you out for 7-8 hours of the best sleep.

I tried Lunestra 2 or 3 times. Wow that pill put an awful taste in my mouth from the second you took it til sometime later the next day. Awful.

[StanUpshaw]

I'm breaking up with you Keithy

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[Death Metal Moe]

That post looks like Keithy is channeling Sheepy.

[Jayw]

Ambien CR was the best sleep aid ever. I could use one right now in fact but havent taken 1 in a few years. I must admit Ambien did some crazy shit to you right before you fall asleep. I remember whenever I would take 1 within 15 minutes or so it would make me feel all ambitious at times. My ex girlfriend used to say that I was the best boyfriend when I took them because for about an hour or less I would be all loving and say nice things etc.


Seriously. I took regular ambien for about a month. It was great for the first week then it wouldnt put me to sleep it would just get me high as fuck. After taking it I would like drunk dial friends I haven't talked to in forever and post nonsense. Ran out a few weeks ago don't think I am going to get anymore, never know what is going to happen after taking one.

[Snacks]

Seriously. I took regular ambien for about a month. It was great for the first week then it wouldnt put me to sleep it would just get me high as fuck. After taking it I would like drunk dial friends I haven't talked to in forever and post nonsense. Ran out a few weeks ago don't think I am going to get anymore, never know what is going to happen after taking one.

I used to tell people they need to create a drug that does the same things that Ambien does when you first take them. I used to get so motivated and creative! Like I said I was also overly nice or sweet as my gf would say and seemed very positive.

Get the CR if you have a choice.

[keithy_19]

I should turn off any means of me contacting people when I take medicine.

I wrote about a person in the cabin of a boat that was sinking. He's just sitting in an arm chair waiting to die.

It's not awful but there are words that just don't belong.

[Suspect Chin]

http://socialmediasobrietytest.com/

[keithy_19]

http://socialmediasobrietytest.com/

Everything I've posted on this board has failed this.

[PapaBear]

I should turn off any means of me contacting people when I take medicine.

Absolutely. I have a female friend who sends me (when I can comprehend them) extremely sexual texts. She never remembers it the next day.

[torker]

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[keithy_19]

Absolutely. I have a female friend who sends me (when I can comprehend them) extremely sexual texts. She never remembers it the next day.

I haven't done anything like that. So far I've only posted on this board and commented on facebook statuses. Nothing bad, but I don't remember writing them.

[PapaBear]

I haven't done anything like that.
That you KNOW of!

[keithy_19]

That you KNOW of!

This is true. There could be a world of things I've done that I'm simply not aware of.

[Zorro]

I should turn off any means of me contacting people when I take medicine.



Took it Thursday night and woke up Friday morning to find I'd called my ex-wife and told her I planned to marry my current g-friend. Then called the g-friend to tell her we were getting married and moving to Brooklyn (which is no simple matter since I own in Queens and her in Hoboken)...oh and that she had low self-esteem and if she didn't start to feel better about herself I was leaving. There was also (apparently) me calling her mother a bitch and her father a prick. (Don't remember that at all) Finally at about midnight I called the cell phone of a diamond dealer whose number a friend gave me to tell him I was looking for a ring around 15K.

In all there were about 7 calls to various people discussing the current and future state of my relationship. While bits and pieces are returning for the most part I remember NONE of it...and who buys a 15K ring?

[disneyspy]

Took it Thursday night and woke up Friday morning to find I'd called my ex-wife and told her I planned to marry my current g-friend. Then called the g-friend to tell her we were getting married and moving to Brooklyn (which is no simple matter since I own in Queens and her in Hoboken)...oh and that she had low self-esteem and if she didn't start to feel better about herself I was leaving. There was also (apparently) me calling her mother a bitch and her father a prick. (Don't remember that at all) Finally at about midnight I called the cell phone of a diamond dealer whose number a friend gave me to tell him I was looking for a ring around 15K.

In all there were about 7 calls to various people discussing the current and future state of my relationship. While bits and pieces are returning for the most part I remember NONE of it...and who buys a 15K ring?

hhahhahaha thats beutiful

[Snacks]

Took it Thursday night and woke up Friday morning to find I'd called my ex-wife and told her I planned to marry my current g-friend. Then called the g-friend to tell her we were getting married and moving to Brooklyn (which is no simple matter since I own in Queens and her in Hoboken)...oh and that she had low self-esteem and if she didn't start to feel better about herself I was leaving. There was also (apparently) me calling her mother a bitch and her father a prick. (Don't remember that at all) Finally at about midnight I called the cell phone of a diamond dealer whose number a friend gave me to tell him I was looking for a ring around 15K.

In all there were about 7 calls to various people discussing the current and future state of my relationship. While bits and pieces are returning for the most part I remember NONE of it...and who buys a 15K ring?

the funny thing is having taken this pill and done similar stuff this story is 100% believable. I bet people that have never taken Ambien wouldnt believe it!

Ambien gives you motivation, balls and makes you hungry all before it knocks you out!

[Contra]

Took it Thursday night and woke up Friday morning to find I'd called my ex-wife and told her I planned to marry my current g-friend. Then called the g-friend to tell her we were getting married and moving to Brooklyn (which is no simple matter since I own in Queens and her in Hoboken)...oh and that she had low self-esteem and if she didn't start to feel better about herself I was leaving. There was also (apparently) me calling her mother a bitch and her father a prick. (Don't remember that at all) Finally at about midnight I called the cell phone of a diamond dealer whose number a friend gave me to tell him I was looking for a ring around 15K.

In all there were about 7 calls to various people discussing the current and future state of my relationship. While bits and pieces are returning for the most part I remember NONE of it...and who buys a 15K ring?

Well that seals it, I'm never taking ambien ever

[keithy_19]

Well that seals it, I'm never taking ambien ever

:sad:

[Contra]

:sad:

my girl has ben on my ass for a while about getting hitched, I don't need to "accidentally" do it!

[keithy_19]

my girl has ben on my ass for a while about getting hitched, I don't need to "accidentally" do it!

You could always both take Ambien and then have sex that would be all trippy and such.

[keithy_19]

I kind of feel like I'm a boat. The swivel chair I'm sitting on is moving back and forth and it feels like waves are battering the boat. And as I type this it looks like it's being stiched to a piece of fabric. The cloth seems to move slong with any music that I'm listening to.

The cloth, while clearly not there, certainly does seem like it is being held down by words we type. the cloth is cleary not here. it just appeears that. it kind of seems to be hear when unde the correct cicumstances.

[PapaBear]

I kind of feel like I'm a boat. The swivel chair I'm sitting on is moving back and forth and it feels like waves are battering the boat. And as I type this it looks like it's being stiched to a piece of fabric. The cloth seems to move slong with any music that I'm listening to.

The cloth, while clearly not there, certainly does seem like it is being held down by words we type. the cloth is cleary not here. it just appeears that. it kind of seems to be hear when unde the correct cicumstances.
You should up your dosage (safely). There aren't enough spelling mistakes. :king:

[keithy_19]

I'm hanging letterss up against the back cloth in order for them to stay in place.

The cloth is hanging in front ot the lap top. and if i want to say somehing i have to someonehoe get it thtough to the other side of the cloth.

it's slightly loud and fun behind the cloth. you all should come along. bring your famikes and loved one

Eeveryone is eager so help. I've enever meant a better group of worker bees.

[zildjian361]

I'm hanging letterss up against the back cloth in order for them to stay in place.

The cloth is hanging in front ot the lap top. and if i want to say somehing i have to someonehoe get it thtough to the other side of the cloth.

it's slightly loud and fun behind the cloth. you all should come along. bring your famikes and loved one

Eeveryone is eager so help. I've enever meant a better group of worker bees.

if your'e posting at 3am.ambien a'nt working. try something stronger like green tea.:sleep:

[keithy_19]

if your'e posting at 3am.ambien a'nt working. try something stronger like green tea.:sleep:

Quiet you. It works fine. I just take it later because of my work schedule.

[Jayw]

Quiet you. It works fine. I just take it later because of my work schedule.

Damn I saw you posting in the AM and was hoping for some ambien influenced work.

[keithy_19]

Damn I saw you posting in the AM and was hoping for some ambien influenced work.

keithradzion.wordpress.com

The latest entry I was on ambien and it was slightly hard to keep it all making sense. I wanted to go off topic, and off topic stupidly deep, but I restrained myself.

[keithy_19]

There’s a carnival coming to town. Screaming children, parking spots taken, foot trucks blocking the streets. Fucking hate the time of the year where this summer cluter fuck happenes. Laughing, dancing, all around smiles. Right in public. Proudly in public. As if their happiness will radiate to everyone else. Some fall for it. Some really do. Some tell themselves they’re happy because so and so is happy. But it doesn’t work like that. The only reason you’re trying to be happy is because they are and you want to be evedn happier than them. It’s human nature. You really only want to piss on the leg of this happy family. And it seems to me that they probably deserve it.

[keithy_19]

Good night my fair feathered friends.

May your slumbers be filled with wonderful things that provide you with stories to tell loved ones.

[keithy_19]

Last night while laying in my bed after taken ambien I managed to scribble random sparks of...um...something, I guess. It seemed to have to do with governement getting bigger and the need for there to be a really fair and balanced news source. I then wrote about how we need to change how things are going now or things will happen and the world will be changed forever.

I think I was listening to either Muse or Snapcase when I began writing. Don't remember much else.

[keithy_19]

I think there is something in my walls. Probably a mouse or something. Pretty annoying.

For the record, I took ambien about five minutes ago so I'm not entirely sure why I'm speaking of the movement in my walls here.

[keithy_19]

After 2 weeks of no ambien...well, tonight I wil sleep well.

[SatCam]

After 2 weeks of no ambien...well, tonight I wil sleep well.

wanna blow a line of coke with me before you pass out?

[keithy_19]

wanna blow a line of coke with me before you pass out?

Yes. Kinda.

[keithy_19]

After a stressful month where I didn't take it, I got my prescription refilled today. I'm looking forward to hopefully getting a somewhat decent night of sleep in, well, a month or so.

But the last time I did take it (or maybe the second to last time?) I had some pretty intense lucid dreams. I imagine that it was what Inception could have been. And should have been (mine had a sad eyed hairy dog who walked upright and was the size of a small man as well as a shopping mall full of a mix of normal people, muppet like things, and cartoons).

[keithy_19]

Event in any special occasion plus some other confidential relationship may not be graced altogether with out ladies.

Can this be my modquote?

[cougarjake13]

After a stressful month where I didn't take it, I got my prescription refilled today. I'm looking forward to hopefully getting a somewhat decent night of sleep in, well, a month or so.

But the last time I did take it (or maybe the second to last time?) I had some pretty intense lucid dreams. I imagine that it was what Inception could have been. And should have been (mine had a sad eyed hairy dog who walked upright and was the size of a small man as well as a shopping mall full of a mix of normal people, muppet like things, and cartoons).

thats what i was always afraid of


get too dependent on the stuff

[keithy_19]

thats what i was always afraid of


get too dependent on the stuff

I think it's large part a mental dependency. But I don't take it every night. So I've got that going for me.

And of course, Event in any special occasion plus some other confidential relationship may not be graced altogether with out ladies.

[keithy_19]

Took some ambien and decided to play a around of golf on t8iger woods golf game. Pretty odd game.

[PapaBear]

Text message exchange with a friend tonight...

Friend: (trying to say "sight to behold") sight to behikdoopoo.
Me: Drugs are bad for spelling.
Friend: aho

[keithy_19]

Text message exchange with a friend tonight...

Friend: (trying to say "sight to behold") sight to behikdoopoo.
Me: Drugs are bad for spelling.
Friend: aho

I love it.

I've never called anyone or sent text messages on ambien. I've updated facebook status' and one time wrote a facebook message to a girl who was friends with my ex who always wanted to sleep with me. I had no idea that I did this and never found her attractive or desirable, but apparently ambien made it all OK...

[keithy_19]

Cleaning my room on ambien. The full effects of the drug should be reached relatively soon (10-15) minutes. Boy, what a time. A stupid time, mind you, but a time all the same.

[keithy_19]

Took 2 ambien since I figured I need to wake up early (earlier than I like/normally do). I have a poster on my wall of Alkaline Trio "Crimson" poster. It's signed by the three guys in the band and their signatures just float around. What a world.

[keithy_19]

I'm going to bed. I wrote a longwinded letter to a friend/girl i like and i'm glad i managed to keep it on paper. good stuff. goodnight.

[jennysmurf]

I'm going to bed. I wrote a longwinded letter to a friend/girl i like and i'm glad i managed to keep it on paper. good stuff. goodnight.

How did you get my address?

[spoon]

How did you get my address?

rest stop wall on the GSP

[jennysmurf]

rest stop wall on the GSP

:furious:.....:unsure:

[spoon]

smack down

[jennysmurf]

smack down

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[PapaBear]

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[hanso]

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[keithy_19]

How did you get my address?

I've been sending letters to various girls with the name Jenny and figure eventually I'll get the right one.

[keithy_19]

Good night friends!
:sleep:

[spoon]

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[keithy_19]

Take ambien. Go onto dating website. Send messages to various ladies using the line, "did you grow up on a farm cause you sure know how to raise a cock".

[keithy_19]

This thread has become the goodnight thread for prescription america.

So it's the good night thread but with pills.

Or, more accurately, it's keith takes ambien and says good night to people and I exit the working word that is the brillriance of .net

Goodnight my friends! We'll get 'em tomorrow.

:sleep:

[keithy_19]

Shitty week, very tiring day, I'm cashing out for the night.

Goodnight friends. We'll do better tomorrow.
:sleep:

[keithy_19]

No ambien for me tonight, but golden slumbers to all of you anyway.

[keithy_19]

I took some ambien over an hour ago. It's hit me pretty well. I plan to go to sleep soon, so it's just not all for the "hallucionegetic" properetires.

But, if anyone else has some fun ambien moments, let them go here. Or, I don't know, maybe make this the not drunk thread. So you're impaired, but it's open. Whatever.

My thoughts of condecnsing seem like it failes. Let's have at it.

[keithy_19]

The first post makes me out to be a winner.

[PapaBear]

Feel free to un-merge this, when the Ambien buzz is gone, if you'd like.

[keithy_19]

Feel free to un-merge this, when the Ambien buzz is gone, if you'd like.

I forgot I had started one before. S'pose I'll just go to bed.