Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 12/15/10 - Go get 'em, champ!

[Misteriosa]

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mila-kunis.jpg
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Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

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Reckon you know Ron & Fez? Spill the beans. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

[Gutter]

best hot chick pick i've seen all month......nice work Misti........though i always get depressed when i remember who she's been dating for about 8 years now.

[disneyspy]

woo hoo,way to step up misti,its sunny here for the first time in a week! and a hot babe to start the thread with too,sweet,i have a link to add

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[Furtherman]

http://5.cdn.bit2host.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mila-kunis-macaulay-culkin.jpg

[Misteriosa]

now please dont disappoint me, fellas. i want posts, and i want them NOW!

[Gutter]

http://5.cdn.bit2host.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mila-kunis-macaulay-culkin.jpg

just doesn't make any damn sense.

[disneyspy]

http://www.cutemilakunis.com/userfiles/2010/2/8/images/Mila%20Kunis,%20The%20HD%20Hottie.jpg

[Willmore]

just doesn't make any damn sense.

The fucker got lucky that Home Alone was huge in Ukraine when Mila was a kid.

[Misteriosa]

that was my other pic choice, spy. thanks for posting it :thumbup:

[Gutter]

The fucker got lucky that Home Alone was huge in Ukraine when Mila was a kid.

is that how that whole thing happened?

[A.J.]

Get him.

[disneyspy]

that was my other pic choice, spy. thanks for posting it :thumbup:

no prob,i guess that everyone has there listening options worked out since i have no traffic?

[realmenhatelife]

Russell Brand tells a funny story about trying to pick her up on the set of Sarah Marshall and her throwing around that she has a boyfriend, only to have the unpleasant surprise of finding out who her boyfriend really was when he showed up on set to visit her.


Also, he got in there when she was just on TV. Earns a lot of points with a lady.

[disneyspy]

i will be around today till i win SSHUAS then i must go house/dog sit til monday

[Misteriosa]

no prob,i guess that everyone has there listening options worked out since i have no traffic?

well, im good for the week. :wink:

[Willmore]

is that how that whole thing happened?

I don't know, but she didn't move to the States until '91. How else can you explain it?

[midwestjeff]

I don't know, but she didn't move to the States until '91. How else can you explain it?

Giant hog?

[Misteriosa]

Giant hog?

thats a good reason...

[Gutter]

I don't know, but she didn't move to the States until '91. How else can you explain it?

makes sense......still....makes me want to eat a bullet.

[disneyspy]

Giant hog?

http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/macaulay_culkin1.jpg

[Willmore]

http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/macaulay_culkin1.jpg

The guy doesn't even have that much cash. I'm sure the Mila got more just for That 70s Show than all the cash he raked in for Home Alone.

[Baby DEW Year]

http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/macaulay_culkin1.jpg

That's the same face I made last time we made it to pg12!

[disneyspy]

sweet,i have a shot at scarlette again

[Willmore]

sweet,i have a shot at scarlette again

You got boobs?

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2262/johanssonwire1602468x65.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

sweet,i have a shot at scarlette again

O'Hara?

[realmenhatelife]

I dont want to be crude, but if I was with Mila Kunis we would have 20 kids because I just couldn't bare to pull out.

[midwestjeff]

sweet, i have a shot a ryan again.

[Misteriosa]

The guy doesn't even have that much cash. I'm sure the Mila got more just for That 70s Show than all the cash he raked in for Home Alone.

he had done a few things afterward. im sure the home alone residuals are nice too

[disneyspy]

That's the same face I made last time we made it to pg12!

since misti started the thread,if we make it to 12 i'll be makin this face

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MZCFQ36zc_g/SpxQR4ijlFI/AAAAAAAAAlw/LXIi9Ai4qQQ/s400/macaulay_culkin_pm1.jpg

[Gutter]

I dont want to be crude, but if I was with Mila Kunis we would have 20 kids because I just couldn't bare to pull out.

::Jim Norton voice:: why would ya?

[Misteriosa]

You got boobs?

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2262/johanssonwire1602468x65.jpg

sheesh.. natalie portman got so skinny for black swan, she makes scarlett look like a fatso.

[realmenhatelife]

Mark my words, this interview segs right into a Blowhard call.

[midwestjeff]

he had done a few things afterward. im sure the home alone residuals are nice too

Let's not forget all that "The Good Son" money.

[disneyspy]

he was a good bad guy in the shortlived KINGS series on NBC

[Willmore]

sheesh.. natalie portman got so skinny for black swan, she makes scarlett look like a fatso.

If only, that was from 2008, pre-swan-body. Although, that might've been near the time she did that sado-maso flick with the Inquisition.

[midwestjeff]

Who is this interview with? I missed the beginning.

[midwestjeff]

One more question, Do I have to send a cover letter with a resume? It's not for a professional or office job, just a warehouse thing.

[Misteriosa]

If only, that was from 2008, pre-swan-body. Although, that might've been near the time she did that sado-maso flick with the Inquisition.

thats really depressing, then. i heard she was at her lowest weight for black swan. its really scary how small she got. i hope she can recover to a healthy weight.

[Willmore]

One more question, Do I have to send a cover letter with a resume? It's not for a professional or office job, just a warehouse thing.

Yes, also wear a three-piece suit to the interview. A monocle is a bonus.

[Misteriosa]

Yes, also wear a three-piece suit to the interview. A monocle is a bonus.

dont forget the bowler hat...

[Willmore]

thats really depressing, then. i heard she was at her lowest weight for black swan. its really scary how small she got. i hope she can recover to a healthy weight.

She's naturally really skinny, and the weird vegan diet of hers doesn't help much.

[Gutter]

One more question, Do I have to send a cover letter with a resume? It's not for a professional or office job, just a warehouse thing.

dude wrote a book about MTV in the 80's.

[realmenhatelife]

thats really depressing, then. i heard she was at her lowest weight for black swan. its really scary how small she got. i hope she can recover to a healthy weight.

It isn't hard, you just eat stuff. I do it every day.

[Misteriosa]

dude wrote a book about MTV in the 80's.

ahh yes... those halcyon days when mtv actually played music. :dry:

[CountryBob]

Mmmmm Natalie and Scarlett - I just want to see every hot chick - completely naked. In BobWorld, it is a must that they do a Hustler layout to be able to continue their movie career.

[Gutter]

thats really depressing, then. i heard she was at her lowest weight for black swan. its really scary how small she got. i hope she can recover to a healthy weight.

She's naturally really skinny, and the weird vegan diet of hers doesn't help much.

she looks pretty healthy to me....

http://www.waveish.com/iwave/images/42/o-natalie-portman-in-your-highness-movie-trailer.jpg

[Misteriosa]

It isn't hard, you just eat stuff. I do it every day.

she mentioned in an interview i read, that she was so immersed in her role, she starting to develop anorexia-type thinking in order to maintain.

[disneyspy]

she mentioned in an interview i read, that she was so immersed in her role, she starting to develop anorexia-type thinking in order to maintain.

I HOPE HER NEXT MOVIE IS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A SPY AT DISNEY

that would be so sweet

[Misteriosa]

I HOPE HER NEXT MOVIE IS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A SPY AT DISNEY

that would be so sweet

and being a nymphomaniac at that, right spy?

[realmenhatelife]

It sounds like this guy got someone to pay him to write a book about MTV that says absolutely nothing new about MTV. And yet Earl couldn't get someone to write a check for his picture book.

[disneyspy]

and being a nymphomaniac at that, right spy?

once you go spy,you never go bye bye

[Baby DEW Year]

I HOPE HER NEXT MOVIE IS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A SPY AT DISNEY

that would be so sweet

She would sing "it's a small world after all" throughout the movie!:wink:

[Baby DEW Year]

once you go spy,you never go bye bye

Do you bury them in the backyard?:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

she mentioned in an interview i read, that she was so immersed in her role, she starting to develop anorexia-type thinking in order to maintain.

I'm sure thats just Oscar bait.

Or perhaps she'll go bulemic and them men of RF.net can help her puke with sexual advances.

[CountryBob]

Just tuned in - already in commercial? Not normal I say...

[disneyspy]

Do you bury them in the backyard?:blink:

no,in fact the crazy hot chick from last year IS STILL FUCKING STALKING ME!

last month i was at an AA meeting and she asked me for my new number "in case she felt like she might relapse",i guess shes been going to different meeting looking for me and telling these crazy fucking drinking stories and yes i changed my number to stop her from calling me all the time to yell at me

[CountryBob]

she mentioned in an interview i read, that she was so immersed in her role, she starting to develop anorexia-type thinking in order to maintain.

Like Christian Bale - that guy looks like a concentration camp dude. I wouldnt risk my health to get into a role like some of these actors do.

[Gutter]

once you go spy,you never go bye bye

Do you bury them in the backyard?:blink:

he owns a pig farm. those things go through bone like buttah!!

[Willmore]

no,in fact the crazy hot chick from last year IS STILL FUCKING STALKING ME!

last month i was at an AA meeting and she asked me for my new number "in case she felt like she might relapse",i guess shes been going to different meeting looking for me and telling these crazy fucking drinking stories and yes i changed my number to stop her from calling me all the time to yell at me


I've always been meaning to go to sex addicts anonymous meetings and help women relapse.

[disneyspy]

its wierd that as richand well known as micheal moore is he just hangs around town acting like a normal person,i saw him in grocery shopping at meijer one day and he has a personal assistant to do that

[disneyspy]

i heard it was stem cells from a half cylon/half human baby

[disneyspy]

no one showed up so spynet has been taken offline

[disneyspy]

i agree with the caller,i dont think of them as pro-life but as anti-choice

[disneyspy]

the banner from mikeyboy's twitter

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/207253463.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1292433039&Signature=A9YpmONlUZnxKXs%2FFQKLqyHdxPY%3D

[realmenhatelife]

We're screwed as future technology and industry goes. We're not doing stem cell research and all that medical technology is going to come out of Europe and Israel.

India and China are going to be mining all the Helium 3 off the moon because we dont have an aggressive space program, and we're going to being buying all of our energy from them.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i heard it was stem cells from a half cylon/half human baby

Eww fracking toaster blood!!! I'd rather die.

[disneyspy]

Eww fracking toaster blood!!! I'd rather die.

you're such a geminon

[disneyspy]

im going to see if i can get 6 posts about the show in a row,or until i hit 51 posts

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

you're such a geminon

It is not my will but the Lords of Kobol.

[disneyspy]

those people that follow the book of pithia and take it as truth from the gods are the dangerous ones

[realmenhatelife]

the banner from mikeyboy's twitter

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/207253463.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1292433039&Signature=A9YpmONlUZnxKXs%2FFQKLqyHdxPY%3D

Twin Oaks Killer Bees - Ron
Running Wolfpack- HTG
Hell's Bucket Purple Lightening- KFTB
Puerto Rico Super Bench
Hurrican Earl- Earl
Blowhards WrecksRyans- Blowhard
Fez Fun Pirates- Fez
Achley Schaeffer BMWs
Newfoundland Rifs- Pepper
Las Crueces Vaqueros- Rustin

So one of those is Mikey Boy and one of those is the mystery player. Is the mystery player Puerto Rican?

[disneyspy]

dammit CDS,i'll never hit 6 in a row with your extensive BSG knowledge

[midwestjeff]

Fuck it, I wrote up a quick cover letter and put that shit in the mail.

Time to polish my monocle, if you know what i mean.

And now, back to the show.

[disneyspy]

Twin Oaks Killer Bees - Ron
Running Wolfpack- HTG
Hell's Bucket Purple Lightening- KFTB
Puerto Rico Super Bench
Hurrican Earl- Earl
Blowhards WrecksRyans- Blowhard
Fez Fun Pirates- Fez
Achley Schaeffer BMWs
Newfoundland Rifs- Pepper
Las Crueces Vaqueros- Rustin

So one of those is Mikey Boy and one of those is the mystery player. Is the mystery player Puerto Rican?

no,that would be mikeyboy

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

those people that follow the book of pithia and take it as truth from the gods are the dangerous ones

Haha, seriously that's one of my top sci-fi series ever. It's up there with Stargate, Farscape and Firefly.

[midwestjeff]

So one of those is Mikey Boy and one of those is the mystery player. Is the mystery player Puerto Rican?

Mikey is Puerto Rican.

[Gutter]

churchy people make me fucking sick.

[disneyspy]

Haha, seriously that's one of my top sci-fi series ever. It's up there with Stargate, Farscape and Firefly.

we could do time in a level two prison and never fight over the tv

except for stargate i have all those series on dvd and i'm on disc 4 of BSG 4.5,its kind of a sad feeling

[midwestjeff]

we could do time in a level two prison and never fight over the tv

Well yeah, you'd be too busy blowing each other to even turn the TV on.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

we could do time in a level two prison and never fight over the tv

except for stargate i have all those series on dvd and i'm on disc 4 of BSG 4.5,its kind of a sad feeling

The end will anger you and still not disappoint.

. . .there must be some kind of way out of here. . .

btw when I heard the first all along the watchtower reference I paused it and jumped on google.

[disneyspy]

Well yeah, you'd be too busy blowing each other to even turn the TV on.

J
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[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Well yeah, you'd be too busy blowing each other to even turn the TV on.

There's room for three. It's a special kind of "prison" - dress code optional.

[Misteriosa]

Haha, seriously that's one of my top sci-fi series ever. It's up there with Stargate, Farscape and Firefly.

netflix totally cockblocked my farscape watching experience. its not available for online streaming any more (and the final season was dvd only)

[disneyspy]

There's room for three. It's a special kind of "prison" - dress code optional.

That would be a level one and we'd fight over which one us got to have jeff as our bitch

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

What does http://www.njdriftersmc.com/images/AMA_Logo_ColorDark.jpg have to do with anything?

[midwestjeff]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use a nice cold glass of juice to cure cancer.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

netflix totally cockblocked my farscape watching experience. its not available for online streaming any more (and the final season was dvd only)

Need a link?

[disneyspy]

netflix totally cockblocked my farscape watching experience. its not available for online streaming any more (and the final season was dvd only)

i could show it in the spynetwork next week

[Misteriosa]

Need a link?

yes please!

[realmenhatelife]

no,that would be mikeyboy

Mikey is Puerto Rican.

Huh, then I guess the mystery player is Will Farrell.

[Gutter]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use a nice cold glass of juice to cure cancer.

I don't know, but i'm gonna start drinking a FUCK load more orange juice.

[midwestjeff]

Huh, then I guess the mystery player is Will Farrell.

I can feel it in my plums!

[Misteriosa]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use a nice cold glass of juice to cure cancer.

that shit pisses me off. all you need is a glass of juice?! oh well then, i'll tell my dad, who is suffering from gastric cancer, that orange juice is all he needed the whole time. to hell with his chemotherapy. :dry:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I can feel it in my plums!

You mean your crotch luggage?

[Gutter]

I can feel it in my plums!

You mean your crotch luggage?

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg

pwned indeed. lmao :lol:

[Misteriosa]

i havent been glued to my desk today. has fezzie spoken today? is he in studio?

[midwestjeff]

i havent been glued to my desk today. has fezzie spoken today? is he in studio?

I think he's said a couple sentences.

[Willmore]

that shit pisses me off. all you need is a glass of juice?! oh well then, i'll tell my dad, who is suffering from gastric cancer, that orange juice is all he needed the whole time. to hell with his chemotherapy. :dry:

have you tried adding orange juice to his chemo bag? Don't diss it 'till you try it.

[Gutter]

pwned indeed. lmao :lol:

HAHA.....i fucking love that pic. thats one funny pelican.

and now that you mention it misti, i haven't heard Fez say anything since before that MTV guy came in. pretty sure he had a line or two btwn 11 and 1130.

[Gutter]

pwned indeed. lmao :lol:

alright thats really weird, because i posted the "what you did there....i see it" pelican. now it says pwnd.com i think i got pwnd. fucking shit.

[A.J.]

i havent been glued to my desk today. has fezzie spoken today? is he in studio?

With all of these depressing calls, he's probably losing it in the other room.

[disneyspy]

pwnd? what is this, 2008?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

alright thats really weird, because i posted the "what you did there....i see it" pelican. now it says pwnd.com i think i got pwnd. fucking shit.

Yeah they no likey hot linkey.

[Jayw]

wow steve has got to be the most depressing call of all time. Glad ron decided to take one last call...

[Gutter]

Yeah they no likey hot linkey.

hot link?????? you mean ::gasp:: stolen?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

hot link?????? you mean ::gasp:: stolen?


Whatevs, I don't get caught up in all that legality.

[Baby DEW Year]

Yeah they no likey hot linkey.

A post like that could cause you to lose your street cred!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

A post like that could cause you to lose your street cred!

As if anyone reads .net. :innocent:

[Gutter]

As if anyone reads .net. :innocent:

we do when misti starts a thread......5 pages before 1pm? fuck me running.

[Recyclerz]

With all of these depressing calls, he's probably losing it in the other room.
Not to take a gratuitous shot or anything but too much empathy has not been one of Fez's biggest problems.

[disneyspy]

we do when misti starts a thread......5 pages before 1pm? fuck me running.

were on pace to hit 12 pages before the end of the show and see misti's balls!

[Gutter]

ohhhh there's Fez. hoody footy read.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Was Fez about to say vaginas? :lol:

[Gutter]

were on pace to hit 12 pages before the end of the show and see misti's balls!

she's a tranny? no wonder she likes Norton so much.

[Zorro]

I have nothing to say, but just love a long listening thread

[disneyspy]

fez is sneaking drinks!!

[A.J.]

What kind of animal would steal Hicks' booze?

[disneyspy]

isnt chivas the same color as pee?

[midwestjeff]

fez is sneaking drinks!!

What kind of animal would steal Hicks' booze?

A bear.

[sailor]

Didn't Pepper and ESD once drink a bottle of fez's?

[disneyspy]

Didn't Pepper and ESD once drink a bottle of fez's?

the sad thing is they were so drunk it was a bottle of fez's pee

[Baby DEW Year]

isnt chivas the same color as pee?

Only if you're dehydrated!

[Misteriosa]

she's a tranny? no wonder she likes Norton so much.

you mean why norton likes me. :smoke:

i have to keep things interesting...

[disneyspy]

from 202friends,whats wrong with this picture?

StonerJB Jason Bennett
@202friends depressing show today, has me remembering my first son who died after only 2 days. Blessed with two more sons, honor him always

StonerJB Jason Bennett
@202friends Hey Pepper, is my shirt in the mail? I won Friday, still no shirt.
2 minutes ago Favorite

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ok I laughed at the phone it line.

[Baby DEW Year]

from 202friends,whats wrong with this picture?

StonerJB Jason Bennett
@202friends depressing show today, has me remembering my first son who died after only 2 days. Blessed with two more sons, honor him always

StonerJB Jason Bennett
@202friends Hey Pepper, is my shirt in the mail? I won Friday, still no shirt.
2 minutes ago Favorite

Quit going to Twitter! You Glee!

[Furtherman]

Ha Ha! Shark!

[Misteriosa]

Quit going to Twitter! You Glee!

someone has to go into the trenches for us. its better that it be someone who is glee.

[Furtherman]

"Smile you son of a bitch!"

HA HA!!!!! Awesome.

[DOHO@HOME]

This is going to be great

[Baby DEW Year]

Ha Ha! Shark!

Roger! LOL! :lol:

[disneyspy]

someone has to go into the trenches for us. its better that it be someone who is glee.

ok i'll let somebudday else do it cuz except for CDS,MWJ&BDY i aint glee

gutter,go

[Baby DEW Year]

ok i'll let somebudday else do it cuz except for CDS,MWJ&BDY i aint glee

gutter,go

You're just upset because Glee was a rerun last night!

[disneyspy]

You're just upset because Glee was a rerun last night!

it was? thanks

(points at the glee guy)

[midwestjeff]

Oh my, grandma, what a furry back you have.

Yes dear, the better to soak up jizz with.

[Dell]

You're just upset because Glee was a rerun last night!

nooners buddays...

my brief scan through the pages would have one conclude that spy got owned today...

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez, just get up, dust yourself off, hose out your ass and move on!:happy:

[disneyspy]

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[Baby DEW Year]

nooners buddays...

my brief scan through the pages would have one conclude that spy got owned today...

The tags are pretty good today as well.

[Misteriosa]

Oh my, grandma, what a furry back you have.

Yes dear, the better to soak up jizz with.

who told you about that.. :unsure:

[disneyspy]

nooners buddays...

my brief scan through the pages would have one conclude that spy got owned today...

no but gutter hasnt been seen in awhile

[midwestjeff]

The fags are pretty good today as well.

Thaaaank you.

[Misteriosa]

nutty voice... hmmm

[Misteriosa]

no but gutter hasnt been seen in awhile

he got sucked into the twitterverse.. see what you did spy? i hope youre happy.

[realmenhatelife]

I know it's been said before, but it is super nutty that Fez' "inner voice" isn't in the first person.

[disneyspy]

I know it's been said before, but it is super nutty that Fez' "inner voice" isn't in the first person.

ya his nutty voice sounds flemy

[Dell]

I know it's been said before, but it is super nutty that Fez' "inner voice" isn't in the first person.

damn good point...more like schizophrenia...

[midwestjeff]

I just read a book called "The Little Engine that Could".

I really think it could help Fez.

[Furtherman]

Here is the book the caller was talking about. It's excellent.

http://zapexe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/curious-incident.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I just read a book called "The Little Engine that Could".

I really think it could help Fez.

I was thinking shock therapy but ok, I guess yours is fine too.

[disneyspy]

I just read a book called "The Little Engine that Could".

I really think it could help Fez.

altough theyre close,his can voice and nutty voice are seperated by an inch or two

[Misteriosa]

how did you guys find out there was no santa?

[disneyspy]

how did you guys find out there was no santa?

my evil older sister told me,bitch made me cry

[n0thng2bdone]

fez says that his mental issues are the reason his performance suffers, but his inner voice isn't about mental issues, it's about his performance.

[disneyspy]

further,dont you dare tweet while im wating for the sshuas question!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

how did you guys find out there was no santa?

I was born black.

[Misteriosa]

my evil older sister told me,bitch made me cry

my dad told me by mistake when he was drunk. we were in the living room and he looked at me and said: you know there is no santa, right?

i was 6

[midwestjeff]

how did you guys find out there was no santa?

By reading this post.

Thanks a lot Misti! :glurps:

[Misteriosa]

By reading this post.

Thanks a lot Misti! :glurps:

well there you go. :wink:

[boobieman]

Radio shark and Fred RULES

SSSYEYYASEAAA

[Misteriosa]

at the party on saturday, shark swore up and down that he wasnt the harmonica playing caller.

just sayin'...

[DOHO@HOME]

Here is an idea, after the holiday's Fez get's up early and swaps out with Anthony for a couple weeks.
I'm sure Opie and Jimmy could help Fez out of his funk.
They both know how to deal with needy people and it would be a nice little time off for everyone, even us.

[disneyspy]

at the party on saturday, shark swore up and down that he wasnt the harmonica playing caller.

just sayin'...

that lleeder

[realmenhatelife]

The santa thing wasn't traumatic or earth shaking for me in the least. I feel like I just hit an age and didn't believe in santa anymore, I dont know that anyone even told me.

[disneyspy]

The santa thing wasn't traumatic or earth shaking for me in the least. I feel like I just hit an age and didn't believe in santa anymore, I dont know that anyone even told me.

i was 4 and it was devasting

[midwestjeff]

My dad had a magic pants elf that would come into my room at night and make sure i had brushed my teeth.

[Gutter]

My dad had a magic pants elf that would come into my room at night and make sure i had brushed my teeth.

was his name pillow pants?

[disneyspy]

i only tip chicks

[A.J.]

For a minute there, I thought we were listening to the Make Believe Ballroom.

[disneyspy]

was his name pillow pants?

hey theres gutter

[midwestjeff]

i was 4 and it was devasting

As if the 1920's weren't hard enough for a young boy.

[disneyspy]

For a minute there, I thought we were listening to the Make Believe Ballroom.

dont get fresh buddy!

[Misteriosa]

As if the 1920's weren't hard enough for a young boy.

that made me lawl more than it should have... :o

[disneyspy]

in the what an ass category

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[realmenhatelife]

i was 4 and it was devasting

Yeah I know my two little cousins heard at school, and asked my aunt about it, and she said she told them the truth and then they all cried together. I dont get it.

Also, my tipping philosophy is you'll get what I give you. I tip well but I'm not a rube who is going to listen to someone who is trying to sell you a book about the intricacies of tipping.

[Gutter]

hey theres gutter

yea....lunch time i take a break from the big show.

[midwestjeff]

I tip well but I'm not a rube who is going to listen to someone who is trying to sell you a book about the intricacies of tipping.

I can't imagine an entire book on the subject.

How could it be more than 4 pages?

[realmenhatelife]

This guy is so full of shit.

[n0thng2bdone]

fez has more staff at his building than at his show

[midwestjeff]

Fez wants to give the delivery boy a tip alright.

[midwestjeff]

The school bus driver would probably appreciate some sexy photos of your kids for xmas.

[realmenhatelife]

$20 for the person who is driving your kids around and calling you when they're going to be late/waiting for you when you're late, $100 for the guy that opens the door for you.

And devils advocate, so you dont tip anyone in your building or your landscaper or trash man- who gives a shit if those people dont like you? If they withhold service thats extortion, so if you dont expect any extra service why do you have to tip?

[disneyspy]

i think next spring im going to start thanking all the members at my course for the christmas tip (only 3 of them tip me,and its only 60 bucks)

[realmenhatelife]

Fez wants to give the delivery boy a tip alright.

Fez will have trouble because Fez is circumsized.

[foodcourtdruide]

Hard Rock Johnny sounds like he has so much goddamn money.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Hard Rock Johnny sounds like he has so much goddamn money.

Hot wings be selling.

[Furtherman]

$20 for the person who is driving your kids around and calling you when they're going to be late/waiting for you when you're late, $100 for the guy that opens the door for you.

And devils advocate, so you dont tip anyone in your building or your landscaper or trash man- who gives a shit if those people dont like you? If they withhold service thats extortion, so if you dont expect any extra service why do you have to tip?

Doormen do a lot more than just opening a door. Tipping people that work for your building is good because you've paid for that service. You've made that choice for convenience, and they are doing it for you. If you don't want to tip anyone, live in a place without those luxuries.

And this guy is not full of shit, he's been right on as far as I can tell, as someone who tips on a regular basis.

[foodcourtdruide]

Bonus's are not tips. Often times they are the incentive part of your salary. Who is this guy?

[LeedsJr]

Hard Rock Johnny sounds like he has so much goddamn money.

The Hard Rock in Times Square IS kind of a big deal...

[Furtherman]

Hard Rock Johnny sounds like he has so much goddamn money.

Ever see the prices they charge for drinks?

[foodcourtdruide]

The Hard Rock in Times Square IS kind of a big deal...

I remember once he talked about his seats at Giants stadium. He owns something like 10 season tickets. TEN SEASON TICKETS!

[foodcourtdruide]

Ever see the prices they charge for drinks?

Nope. I have never been to a Hard Rock.

[n0thng2bdone]

Nope. I have never been to a Hard Rock.

but they have Creed's pants!

[midwestjeff]

Bonus's are not tips. Often times they are the incentive part of your salary. Who is this guy?

Tip Van Winkle

[disneyspy]

Ever see the prices they charge for drinks?

i remember buyin 4 hurricanes at the hard rock in orlando (you kept the glass) when it first opened (sometime in the early 90s) and paid 60 bucks

[A.J.]

I pity the bathroom attendant who has to suffer through a Crazed growler.

[Furtherman]

I get the bathroom attendant in the fancy restaurants.... but I've seen them in some bars that are barely above "dive" status and I think that's unnecessary.

[foodcourtdruide]

Tip Van Winkle

Tip Van Horn... wait, what?

[midwestjeff]

Jack the Tipper.

[Furtherman]

i remember buyin 4 hurricanes at the hard rock in orlando (you kept the glass) when it first opened (sometime in the early 90s) and paid 60 bucks

Yea, well, to be fair, it is in Times Square, and prices are just ridiculous.

[foodcourtdruide]

I pity the bathroom attendant who has to suffer through a Crazed growler.

I feel bad for Ron for having to take his calls.

[disneyspy]

i once stole the quaters that were in the ash trays in the mens room at bally's casino in AC cuz i lost so much money there and i was drunk

[Baby DEW Year]

i remember buyin 4 hurricanes at the hard rock in orlando (you kept the glass) when it first opened (sometime in the early 90s) and paid 60 bucks

Now we know how you spent your tips!

[RADIO-SHARK]

here a good tip... Dont Drink and Drive...:smoke:

[foodcourtdruide]

i once stole the quaters that were in the ash trays in the mens room at bally's casino in AC cuz i lost so much money there and i was drunk

Classy.

[LeedsJr]

If Fez was having a better day, his "I'm cheap" gimmick would have made this dullard almost bearable...:help:

[foodcourtdruide]

Lol, why does Ron have to call us all clueless? We just disagree with this guy.

[Gutter]

"four mocha chemistry experiments"

hahahahahahahaha i'm gonna order that next time.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

here a good tip... Dont Drink and Drive...:smoke:

Ha you slick number switching bastard.

I heard you went to the "party" last week. You must have finally understood what it's like to be on that side of the prank.

[midwestjeff]

How is "stocking stuffer" a euphemism for cock and balls?

[disneyspy]

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[RADIO-SHARK]

Ha you slick number switching bastard.

I heard you went to the "party" last week. You must have finally understood what it's like to be on that side of the prank.



Your post does not compute...:wacko: .what prank? CLARIFY...

[Furtherman]

How is "stocking stuffer" a euphemism for cock and balls?

Clearly you never had to "go fetch your stocking stuffer" with Uncle Paul.

[disneyspy]

Your post does not compute...:wacko: .what prank? CLARIFY...

our spies tell us you shit yourself

[RADIO-SHARK]

our spies tell us you shit yourself


when you say Spies do you mean in your imagination.:devil2:

[realmenhatelife]

Doormen do a lot more than just opening a door. Tipping people that work for your building is good because you've paid for that service. You've made that choice for convenience, and they are doing it for you. If you don't want to tip anyone, live in a place without those luxuries.

And this guy is not full of shit, he's been right on as far as I can tell, as someone who tips on a regular basis.

Your paying a premium for the service, after that it should be your choice if you tip and there shouldn't be a concept of what is correct or incorrect. If you do request stuff that is outside of that person's responsibilities, then yes it is shitty not to compensate them for that. If you dont ever ask that person to do anything that they are explicitely hired to do, I cant say you're a dick for not tipping.

This guy is full of shit because his whole trip is based on the notion that there is a complex and imperitive tipping protocol, and he couldn't sell you a book that says "Eh, anything is nice." Also totally full of shit because as much as he says 'give what you can' he started out writing about how people he didn't know at all were shitty tippers.

The bottom line is, you're not required to tip anything. Even in the jobs that the concept of your tip is built into that persons salary, so the business can pay less- that isn't your problem its a shitty business practice and you dont owe those people money above the check. Are any restaurants raising waitresses salaries because tipping goes down when the economy sucks?

I dont know why people are so happy to be told what to do. Think for yourself, and have the balls to be disliked for a decision you make. It's called conviction.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Your post does not compute...:wacko: .what prank? CLARIFY...

The prank of calling that gathering a party.

[Warren Peace]

so is Fez going to be pining for this guy for the next 2 years because he grabbed his hand?

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

1 (10 ounce) packageregular marshmallows (40 pieces) or 4 cups mini marshmallows (I use Kraft Jet-Puffed)
1/4 cup butter
1/3 cup peanut butter (I use Skippy)
7 1/2 cups kelloggs frosted flakes (you can use generic brands if you want)

[Furtherman]

1 (10 ounce) packageregular marshmallows (40 pieces) or 4 cups mini marshmallows (I use Kraft Jet-Puffed)
1/4 cup butter
1/3 cup peanut butter (I use Skippy)
7 1/2 cups kelloggs frosted flakes (you can use generic brands if you want)

Try getting that in one tweet.

[disneyspy]

SPY WINS AGAIN!!!

FACE!

in all your faces!!

i fuckin rule

[disneyspy]

Try getting that in one tweet.

im not glee so quit hittin on me

[Furtherman]

Your paying a premium for the service, after that it should be your choice if you tip and there shouldn't be a concept of what is correct or incorrect. If you do request stuff that is outside of that person's responsibilities, then yes it is shitty not to compensate them for that. If you dont ever ask that person to do anything that they are explicitely hired to do, I cant say you're a dick for not tipping.

This guy is full of shit because his whole trip is based on the notion that there is a complex and imperitive tipping protocol, and he couldn't sell you a book that says "Eh, anything is nice." Also totally full of shit because as much as he says 'give what you can' he started out writing about how people he didn't know at all were shitty tippers.

The bottom line is, you're not required to tip anything. Even in the jobs that the concept of your tip is built into that persons salary, so the business can pay less- that isn't your problem its a shitty business practice and you dont owe those people money above the check. Are any restaurants raising waitresses salaries because tipping goes down when the economy sucks?

I dont know why people are so happy to be told what to do. Think for yourself, and have the balls to be disliked for a decision you make. It's called conviction.

OK, not a big tipper, that's all you have to say! Nothing wrong with that.

[Gutter]

SPY WINS AGAIN!!!

FACE!

in all your faces!!

i fuckin rule

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Gutter]

Page 10!!!!!!!!!!

Suck A Fuuuuuuuk!!!!!

[disneyspy]

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[Furtherman]

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Your little sound bites don't work anymore. At least not for me.

[midwestjeff]

How much do you tip an author for a hand job?

[disneyspy]

Page 10!!!!!!!!!!

Suck A Fuuuuuuuk!!!!!

only two more in the last half hour to see misti's balls!!

POST POST HURRY UP AND POST!!

[RADIO-SHARK]

Reunite Creedence Clearwater Revival. (before its to late)

[midwestjeff]

How about a night with the Dead with guest guitarists?

[Gutter]

Your little sound bites don't work anymore. At least not for me.

same here.....just blank posts. again: no points awarded.....mercy on the soul....yadda yadda yadda.

[RADIO-SHARK]

get the Archies back together..

[disneyspy]

Your little sound bites don't work anymore. At least not for me.

damn,i swiched to google chrome and my old bites wont work on it so i switched to new ones,i guess im all done with sound bites,a sad day i know,i need to roll,thanks for startin the thread misti and i hope to post for a couple hours tommorow,have a good one buddays


C'YA!!

[Baby DEW Year]

How much do you tip an author for a hand job?

Spy gave Bea Arthur 2 bits. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Your little sound bites don't work anymore. At least not for me.
me either...
damn,i swiched to google chrome and my old bites wont work on it so i switched to new ones,i guess im all done with sound bites,a sad day i know,i need to roll,thanks for startin the thread misti and i hope to post for a couple hours tommorow,have a good one buddays


C'YA!!

later spy :bye:

[n0thng2bdone]

the spybites work for me. using FF. maybe try updating your flash

[Baby DEW Year]

Great thread Misti!!! C'ya!:bye:

[TripleSkeet]

As a bartender it amazes me how many cheap bastards are on this board. Yes if you dont tip, you are clueless. I can only hope one of you got one of my famous "cock"tails for those special shit tippers back in the day.

[Misteriosa]

tip your service people... that is all.

later buddays :bye: seez youze tuhmurrah

[realmenhatelife]

OK, not a big tipper, that's all you have to say! Nothing wrong with that.

Thats what everyone assumes when you say stuff like this, but I'm actually a really good tipper and always extremely accomodating of service people. I object to the notion of obligatory generosity, and the social points people have decided they're buying through tipping. The minute you start throwing around what is proper can we still call it gratuity?

My point is tipping is 100% arbitrary. This man is literally selling you something, be aware of that.

If you're a service person, and you get a tip you dont think is fair, how about you give it the fuck back on principle. If you own a business, and someone isn't tipping your service people, how about you start refusing that person as a customer? If we're really talking about an objective notion of tipping.

[Gutter]

As a bartender it amazes me how many cheap bastards are on this board. Yes if you dont tip, you are clueless. I can only hope one of you got one of my famous "cock"tails for those special shit tippers back in the day.

If you can get your cock into my drink without me noticing, that alone is worth an extra couple of bucks.

[Furtherman]

Thats what everyone assumes when you say stuff like this, but I'm actually a really good tipper and always extremely accomodating of service people. I object to the notion of obligatory generosity, and the social points people have decided they're buying through tipping. The minute you start throwing around what is proper can we still call it gratuity?

My point is tipping is 100% arbitrary. This man is literally selling you something, be aware of that.

If you're a service person, and you get a tip you dont think is fair, how about you give it the fuck back on principle. If you own a business, and someone isn't tipping your service people, how about you start refusing that person as a customer? If we're really talking about an objective notion of tipping.

You can't talk about an objective notion of tipping. We had a thread on this once and people's notions of tipping varied widely.

But when you start explaining your tipping... yea, you sound like this guy:

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/31/55/11315527_gal.jpg

[Gutter]

You can't talk about an objective notion of tipping. We had a thread on this once and people's notions of tipping varied widely.

But when you start explaining your tipping... yea, you sound like this guy:

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/31/55/11315527_gal.jpg


you quit pointing that fucking gun at my daaaaaaaaddddy!!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

You can't talk about an objective notion of tipping. We had a thread on this once and people's notions of tipping varied widely.

But when you start explaining your tipping... yea, you sound like this guy:

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/31/55/11315527_gal.jpg

These guys are trying to push an objective notion of tipping, and they're not doing it because they're some patrons of the working class. The correct answer, every time, is that you tip what you feel is appropriate. That goes either way, whether you're 'over tipping' or stiffing the person.

[DOHO@HOME]

so is Fez going to be pining for this guy for the next 2 years because he grabbed his hand?

New jacking material for the old queen:flush: