Did You Have A "NickName" As A Kid?

[The Blowhard]

I'm sure most kids did. OK, I confess that my friends called me &quot;Hagar&quot; and &quot;Monster&quot; during my late teens because of my demonstrative personality while drinking and consuming mass quantities of everything. Looking back, whew, how did I ever survive? <img src="http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/heckler1_Animation.GIF" border="0" />

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[erinmoran]

My brothers and sister gave the horrible nickname temporarily "Beato" cause one of my middle school teachers gave a french lesson and told what our names are in french. So Matieu sounded like it...

Another nickname i have now is "Gleason" . I am called that by some of my coworkers cause i yell like Jackie Gleason and do a good impression

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[TomPoo]

the kids had a real clever one for me... "getoutofhere"

I would walk over in the playground and they would all yel "HEY GETOUTOFHERE!!"

it was fun

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[FUNKMAN]

A few:

When I was 6, i was called Charlie Brown by the girls in my oldest brothers class

My oldest brother said I had a head that looked like an onion so my name is Ron and he would call me OnOn Soup

My other older brother had a nickname of Potato Head, he had blonde hair and some blackheads. So I was french fry to the older nieghborhood guys


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[THERAVEN]

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[impactplayer2k1]

I used to be a fat kid and the other kids would call me tits because I had boobs. God that shit still haunts me to this day.

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[TheGameHHH]

Since around 7th grade up until this day most of my friends and family call me "Bubby". When my littlest sister was growing up she couldn't say brother, so she called me bubby.

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[Lost Tourist]

umm, more recently a female friend of mine decided to call me puddles. i call her ribs tho, so its ok. i tend to get called "smurf" alot, cuz of my blue hair.

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[Jackie Sloan]

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[Tall_James]

"Tree" was my moniker in High School. Many people to this day who know me and are friendly when we meet are unaware that I even have a real name. To them, I'll always be "Tree".



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[jatsv dan]

i had the best of all...before this whole "hey it's cool to make fun of mullets" thing came around, i actually had a haircut go so horribly wrong that it was a full-fledged mullet. therefore, most people took the logical step and called me "mullet". now my hair is normal, yet people still call me this...it was annoying at first but i got used to it, so when people get mad at me and call me mullet and think it hurts me, i laugh. I LAUGH DAMN YOU I LAUGH.



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[MANdrew]

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[Captain Stubing]

As a youngster I was 'Guy', which of course morphed into 'guy smilie'. As I grew up and out I acquired some weight related ones, including 'Full' (I was bigger then 3/4 full and smaller than overfull) and 'barrel legs'

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[CovDiesel]

My nickname was FFEJ for a long time.

it bothered me cause it was my name backwards... hey, I was 7.

It was a bad bad name... DAMN YOU DANIEL BOLAND!

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[windowlck]

In HS i had 2 nicknames..."Blackie" b/c i had shared with everyone i have 1 black pubic hair that grows in the center of my Red patch, & "Human Hormone" b/c I'm a F'ing pervert who can't hold a conversation w/o bringing up SEX

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[Gaia]

Well when I was a baby my nickname was "Domino" , because I was just barely 5 puonds when I came home from the hospital.., when I was a little bit older they had a nickname for me, but I can never remember it. Then in Jr. High I was sadly dubbed "Olive Oil" because I was the height I am now, I'm not tall by any means, I just got to this height quickly, and I was very thin. I fucking hated it. Boy's didn't start noticing me until like 11th grade, I mean I had boyfriends before then, just not the one's I wanted. I was a tortured teen to say the least.That's not even the tip of the iceberg...anywho, at least the Domino one was cute...

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[MrPink]

i was and still am called &quot;steve-o&quot; because i try and copy stuff that he does and i look like him

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[walking joint]

i was called &quot;Little Nuf&quot;...my last name shortened.&nbsp; i was the 5th of 6 kids, but i followed 3 girls and their friends and eventually my friends all called me that.&nbsp; still now at 28 if I see these people i get called Little Nuf.

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[WhistlePig]

My brothers called me "Beanjaws" when I was a kid. I think it was because I had big cheeks and they looked like they were stuffed full of beans?! I'm not sure. I'll have to ask them the next time I fuck with their stuff or go in their rooms without permisson.

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[MHasegawa]

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[Snoogans]

as a little kid i never did, my first nickname came in HS, it was Snoogans, and was the cause of all these SN's<br />


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[Swift Boat Vet]

I'm still trying to shake &quot;Chip.&quot;&nbsp; It's been 18 years and there are still a few people calling me &quot;Chip.&quot;

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[Iamnotatool]

<p>I still hang w/ most the same guys I grew up with, and since, maybe 7 years old, I've been Pollock, or Polock, or Polelock, however the fuck it's spelled.&nbsp; Still, to this day, same thing.&nbsp; Even their parents call me that.&nbsp; Strange.&nbsp; My town was like Little Italy growing up.&nbsp; My name last name ends in a vowel, so I told people I was Italian.&nbsp; </p><p>Until&nbsp;at a little league game, when my father straightened my non-WOP non-Drakkar wearing ass out in front of the boys.&nbsp; Been Pollock ever since.&nbsp; </p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>I didn't get mine until high school. I was Iggy, because my hero was Jim Ignatowski on Taxi.</p><p>I wasn't able to shake it unitl around 1997.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i had a friend named Nick when i was a kid, he had a&nbsp;Nick name</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it's a tough night</p>

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[SilentSpic]

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[MrEddiesFather]

I was called Mau Mau because I had a huge afro.

[MrPink]

<p><font size="1">MrPink, are bumping old threads considered cool nowadays?</font></p><p>i just bring them up cause theres not alot of interesting new ones sometimes</p>

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[Jennitalia]

I was Creamy in high school.&nbsp;&nbsp; no, i didnt have an ongoing yeast infection


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[reeshy]

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[ChildofFez]

In high school i used to have the nick name gnarley

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i had a friend who wasn't named Nick and didn't have 5 cents to his name...</p><p>we called him Nickless </p>

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[monsterone]

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[Evilpete]

I used to be called PJ (my first name is Pete, middle name is Jude) by some relatives, now I get called that if my couisn wants to see if he can piss me off (I found that nickname annoying as a kid)




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[FUNKMAN]

<p>we had a few people with nicknames in the neighborhood</p><p>jackie weasel / beaver / jimmy cards / ally oop / crazy dennis / joey knots / bighead pete / horseface / deadhead fred&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp;&nbsp; just to name few</p>

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[mdr55]

I thought your nickname was bruce. And that you almost got beat up in Journal Square.<br />

[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>My stepfather used to call my Mom &quot;Fluffy&quot; and I didn't know what it meant till years later. I knew what he meant when he called me &quot;Fuckface&quot; though.</strong></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong>My Uncle Chet would call me &quot;A Horses Ass&quot; and tell me to go &quot;shit in my hat&quot;.</strong></p>

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[Hottub]

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[pete_in_NJ]

<p>Dubs, Petey, Petey Boy, Petey B (PTB), Carcass Pete,Chicken Beast, </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Theres probably more but i dont remember them all.<br /></p>

[lleeder]

One of my friends had a bowl of hershey kisses on his coffee table when you walked in the house. I would always eat them, some kid on my baseball team found this out and they dubbed me &quot;Hershey&quot;. It helped pave the way for later alcohol abuse.

[high fly]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="2"> Yalilshit.</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">As in, &quot;Gowan an scram Yalilshit!&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;Time for dinner, Yalilshit.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;Hey Yalilshit, did you do your homework?&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i never had&nbsp; a nickname.&nbsp; my uncle would just say my first name and add boy to it.&nbsp; nothing else really.&nbsp; since i hated that, i gave my two nephews cool nick names like &quot;Big Vince&quot; &quot;Big Stinks&quot; &quot;Matty Splatty&quot; &quot;Pampers Campers&quot; &quot;Shit the Pants&quot; &quot;Vinny Shitty&quot;.&nbsp; they love em.</p>

[Thor]

<p>My nickname in highschool is &quot;Shades&quot; Because I just got the glasses that would turn into sunglasses out in the sunlight.</p><p>It is better &quot;Sucks&quot; Peters.&nbsp;</p>

[Melrapuo]

<p>When I was younger I used to be called &quot;the Dough Boy&quot;.&nbsp; Cuz I was a fatty.&nbsp; And when people poked my stomach, I giggled.</p><p>As I got older, I got names like Bob the Builder, Rob-O, Pecker (rhymed with my last name).</p>

[Marc with a c]

evedder

[GwEnYpOo]

untill puberty i was &quot;fatzilla&quot; after it was mostly &quot;slutbag whore&quot; by most girls , and lately its been tits mcgee by most guys

[Don Stugots]

arent you still going through puberity?

[NortonRules]

<p>Cum Catcher - from my uncle.&nbsp; </p><p>(SOB SOB SOB!)</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>creamy</p>

[tonypop]

<p>I was called &quot;popcorn&quot; when I was a kid. My last name is Popham so it only seemed fitting that I be called popcorn.</p>

[Resin]

dizzy dooley.

[mendyweiss]

Jimmy blue eyes

[DoubleJ]

My extended family always called me Juice when I was a kid. I'm not sure if they stopped because I outgrew it or because O.J. got away with murder.

[Gaia]

<p>&quot;Hey you stupid fucking kid!!!' </p><p>Well when I was a baby it was &quot;domino&quot; because I weighed just about 5 pounds when I was born (5 pounds like a bag of sugar) Domino. I had a nickname as I got older but I dont remember what it was...I'll have to ask my mom. </p>

[flavopop]

<font size="2">Mine wasnt quite as damaging as most of yours..I kinda dug mine...It was &quot;Pops&quot; cuz my last name is Papa, when I see people from highschool they still refer to me as Pops...LETS MOVE ON PEOPLE...SEEEYAAA</font>

[BLZBUBBA]

Eugene the Jeep...was a character on POPEYE.&nbsp; Someone found out my Dad's middle name and I got tagged with Eugene.&nbsp; Better than if they called what my Dad actually went by...His name first name was Richard and he was called Dick.&nbsp; So yeah...Eugene didn't seem too bad as a kid.

[Ogre]

<p>I have always liked fast cars and fast women.&nbsp; Guess that's why all the guys in the car club call me &quot;The Crusier&quot;</p>

[TokeOne]

<p>They called me &quot;Clarence&quot; because it was around the same time of the Clarence Thomas hearings and I was in junior high and I was called to the office for verbally harassing this girl. I was doing it in an ironic way to make fun of the Clarence Thomas hearings, I was saying like, &quot;So Bethany, did you know I ejaculate twice as far as the average man&quot;, but the bit didn't go over well.</p>

[feralBoy]

<p>My mom called me mootsie, which was because I used to always steal pieces of mozzarella cheese when she was cooking.</p><p>My dad called me djibouti, or djibou just because he was really weird.&nbsp; It's a country by somalia I think, but there really was no reason for it.&nbsp; </p><p>Everyone else usually calls me by my last name.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[Coach]

<p>I had, quite possibly, the worst nickname in high school..I had a horrible allergy to freshly mown Hay pollen and my eyes would water and puff up like I was crying.&nbsp; One girl at high school orientation said to me: Awww what's the matter you miss your Woobie?..I was tagged with WOOBIE for four years. </p><p>Thankfully, I had a cooler nickname in college...Hudson... that one has stuck with me for almost 18 years.</p>

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[Kurtis9]

<p>&quot;Shorty&quot;</p><p>Before it became a term for a hot-ghetto-ho</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">One of my father's favorite shows was Bonanza.&nbsp; My older brotehr was called Hoss so that left me with Little Joe.&nbsp; </font></p><p><img height="388" src="http://www.murphsplace.com/crowe/images20/bonanza.jpg" width="322" border="0" /></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

When I was a little kid, my brother used to call me &quot;tapeworm&quot; or &quot;tape&quot; because I was such a skinny little kid and still ate and ate but could not gain an ounce. Maybe I should have chosen that as my RF.net screen name.

[cozzie]

<p>When i was around&nbsp; about 12&nbsp; got&nbsp; the name &quot;nookie&quot;, not what you think , but because i was always kissing girls in corners</p>

[JazzyJames]

In 7th Grade I got the nickname &quot;Rosie Odonnell&quot; because I had weight issues and in this one picture my aunt took I looked exactly like her... I guess that means that Rosie looks like a tremendously overweight prepubescent boy? Then in highschool I was a lacrosse goalie, and I liked to come out of the net and hit people with a running start, so one of my friends said I was like a charging elephant. That quickly evolved into &quot;The Elephant Man.&quot; That was by far my favorite nickname, and I wish it had stuck. Rosie went away for a little while but after I lost some weight it came back and I am still Rosie to my dad and my close friends. <br />

[fohat]

<p>When I was in 6th grade (catholic school) the boys nicknamed me &quot;Spurt&quot;. For some reason I reminded them of an ejaculation. I think it was because they were all gay and in love with me. Maybe I was a big tease. I have no clue.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dammit I thought this was the confessional&nbsp;</p>

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[BYOBKenobi]

<p>As a kid I was known as &quot;The Happy Little Donkey&quot; from about 4th grade through 6th grade.</p><p>My football coach called me &quot;Donuts&quot; my freshman year because it's Stunod backwards.</p><p>Then I got the name Yak somehow... then got the name Sac (real name is Isaac.&nbsp; Upperclassmen changed my locker name plate from ISAAC to SAC and that stuck... hard).&nbsp; To this day my friends from high school call me Sac</p><p>In college I was known as &quot;Jew&quot; because I have a beard and a jewish sounding name.&nbsp; That was probably the most annoying one (only because I went to a jesuit college and about 99% of&nbsp;my football team would ask me questions about jewish holidays and shit thinking I was jewish... I'm catholic), but it stuck and you can't pick your own nick name.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, I almost forgot.&nbsp; My father NEVER used my name until I graduated high school... and then never called me by a nick name again.&nbsp; He used to call me Willis or Homer.&nbsp; I didn't realize it at the time, but when he used my real name for the first time it sounded odd.&nbsp; I have no idea where he got Homer or Willis from, but I was born in 1980 and was called homer waaaaaay before the simpsons started.</p>

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[Maxville]

Maxipad, for obvious reasons. Say it to my face nowadays, and you'll get a thumb in each eye.<br />

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[AngelAmy]

<p>in 7th grade soccer i was miney...people would yell miney to me on the field, not amy, so people on the other team were like &quot;who the hell has that as a name,&quot;dumbasses</p><p>thats the only nick name ive ever had :sniff:</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>My nickname growing up was one of the following: white girl, gringa (white girl), blancita(white girl), or la rubia (the blonde girl).&nbsp; i grew up in jersey city in a spanish neighborhood and i was pretty much the only white girl.&nbsp; didnt bother me cuz they said it in a suave sort of way.....</p><p>eeehhhh blancita! gew lookin' good tonite mami! wanna take a ride in my love machin? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>

[burrben]

<p>burrben (that's how my name was always on the school roster, the whole &quot;last name first, first name last thing)</p><p>then in high school i would say to ladies &quot;i'm like the drink only sweeter.&quot; it sadly never worked</p>

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[johnniewalker]

my mom always called me by my brother's name for some reason, ummm, &quot;that kid from Iowa&quot; when I moved to Wisconsin,&nbsp; finally ebs which is just an s tacked onto my intitials eb.&nbsp; <br />

[ralphbxny]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My nickname growing up was one of the following: white girl, gringa (white girl), blancita(white girl), or la rubia (the blonde girl).&nbsp; i grew up in jersey city in a spanish neighborhood and i was pretty much the only white girl.&nbsp; didnt bother me cuz they said it in a suave sort of way.....</p><p>eeehhhh blancita! gew lookin' good tonite mami! wanna take a ride in my love machin? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Ahhh you must have known my cousins!</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>in high school it was twiggy but when metabolism slows down life stinks!!!</p>

[tnbt23]

I was (and still am) called &quot;D-Lo Brown&quot; cuz of my uncanny resemblance to the wrestler...