Ron and Fez Listening Thread 01/04/2011...let's start this already

[Dell]

Buddays! What Time Is It?

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866-Ron-0-Fez

[realmenhatelife]

Half assing this thread, but things just dont look right without one. Carry the flame, like Viggo and that terrible kid in that awful movie.

[realmenhatelife]

Yours is better, someone merge my ass please.

[Gutter]

bbbbbbuddddaaaayyyys!

i want some toquitos.

pancakes are feckin awesome.

[Dell]

oops...we need a merge (took me a minute longer than you)...

BUT, my thread has pic and links...:tongue:

[Dell]

love the drop and song start to the show...

reminds me of better times (back when spy was taut)...

[Gutter]

love the drop and song start to the show...

reminds me of better times (back when spy was taut)...

taut like a toyger?

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30300-goldmember_austin_powers_goldmember.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

oops...we need a merge (took me a minute longer than you)...

BUT, my thread has pic and links...:tongue:

For the record I was going to make the thread, then edit in the links. I gave up when I saw you had something more complete going.

[disneyspy]

taut like a toyger?

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30300-goldmember_austin_powers_goldmember.jpg

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[Willmore]

Yesterday's show was listened to through a sleepy daze, so I might be wrong, but is Fezzie back?

[IamFogHat]

I was in the bathroom, Fez got molested?

[disneyspy]

lady trucker was 112 pounds....

in 1st grade

[Gutter]

I was in the bathroom, Fez got molested?

all the boys in his gym class had to show the coach that they weren't wearing gym shorts in the shower.

[disneyspy]

I was in the bathroom, Fez got molested?

reading the posts i think it was just his back

[disneyspy]

oh and hi ho buddays,thanks for starting mutiple listening threads

[IamFogHat]

all the boys in his gym class had to show the coach that they weren't wearing gym shorts in the shower.

So thats where this all started. That and getting a hose in his asshole.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Aw man, I was looking forward to another day of "New Millenium" Fez.

[disneyspy]

Aw man, I was looking forward to another day of "New Millenium" Fez.

i dont know what youre listening to but he sounds good to me

[Melk]

Shoot...I think Fez will cry today

[Willmore]

Bellingham? That's a 1.5 hour drive from Seattle. That's like saying NY sucks for something that happened in CT.

[Furtherman]

Wow.... Seattle sounds like Bartertown! :laugh:

[disneyspy]

seattle? more like man ass town

[realmenhatelife]

Juggalos are a gang now? Then there is some serious gang activity in my town, mainly bagging groceries, but still.

[disneyspy]

hey wilmore,when you get done playing with man ass over there,why dont you post a pic of seattle

[Dell]

Bellingham? That's a 1.5 hour drive from Seattle. That's like saying NY sucks for something that happened in CT.

I agree, NY sucks...

[n0thng2bdone]

a framed picture of the two of them?

[disneyspy]

a framed picture of the two of them?

with their clothes photo shopped off

[Gutter]

Wow.... Seattle sounds like Bartertown! :laugh:

Who run Bartertown?

[Furtherman]

Who run Bartertown?

Master-Blaster, duh.




WTF did Fez get Ron?!? A bag of toenails?

[disneyspy]

im going to guess dvd copies of their old VHS tapes

[Dell]

probably a portrait of Fez...didn't Bobo or someone make one with Fez's real hair?

[IamFogHat]

Your guesses aren't weird enough.

[Willmore]

A picture of Ron made with Fez's toenail clippings?

[RyanfromDC]

I am thinking it has something to do with Fez's "Last Will and Testament"

[Gutter]

Master-Blaster, duh.




WTF did Fez get Ron?!? A bag of toenails?

EMBARGO......LIFTED

[disneyspy]

ahhhahahahahaa,the assholes left here and now tweet,that just wonderful

[Dell]

my wife wanted a new seat for her bathroom vanity one year...

I got her a rolling mechanics stool...

wish I would have been joking given the number of times the story has been retold...

[IamFogHat]

The toin coss segment from last year is one of my all time favorites. Does anyone have audio of that or remember what day it was?

[n0thng2bdone]

I am thinking it has something to do with Fez's "Last Will and Testament"

he did say that he wanted to write ron's chick into it. that would be the nuttiest gift eva

[Willmore]

hey wilmore,when you get done playing with man ass over there,why dont you post a pic of seattle

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1033/imag0044zt.jpg

Snapped a few minutes ago, view from the front door of my office building. Not exactly Seattle proper, it's Bellevue, WA - a burb across the pond from Seattle.

[Dell]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1033/imag0044zt.jpg

Snapped a few minutes ago, view from the front door of my office building. Not exactly Seattle proper, it's Bellevue, WA - a burb across the pond from Seattle.

how convenient...you work at a rest stop...

[disneyspy]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1033/imag0044zt.jpg

Snapped a few minutes ago, view from the front door of my office building. Not exactly Seattle proper, it's Bellevue, WA - a burb across the pond from Seattle.

cool,now you can get back to playin with that man ass

[disneyspy]

i discovered something cool yesterday,if you want to drain a butane lighter quickly,put a refiller can in the freezer for about a half hour then stick it in the lighter

[Willmore]

cool,now you can get back to playin with that man ass

I could, but then there would be none left for when you come to visit.

[disneyspy]

I could, but then there would be none left for when you come to visit.

good lookin out

[Willmore]

Johnny Cash!

Is there an occasion?

Who the fuck cares, Johnny Cash!

[disneyspy]

johnny cash must have died

[Dell]

i discovered something cool yesterday,if you want to drain a butane lighter quickly,put a refiller can in the freezer for about a half hour then stick it in the lighter

and why would yo wan to drain a butane lighter...shipping it somewhere?

[disneyspy]

and why would yo wan to drain a butane lighter...shipping it somewhere?

everyone knows that before you fill a butane lighter you put it in the freezer for a half hour,i didnt like the cheap butane that was in the lighter and wanted to put in triple refined butane

[Dell]

everyone knows that before you fill a butane lighter you put it in the freezer for a half hour,i didnt like the cheap butane that was in the lighter and wanted to put in triple refined butane

well, everyone knows now...

[A.J.]

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/paths-of-glory-DVDcover.jpg

[n0thng2bdone]

tom wolfe is literally retarded

[disneyspy]

M-O-O-N spells moon

[IamFogHat]

Did they do the toin coss off air and we lost?

[disneyspy]

haahahhaaha ron shits on fez for following celebs and then brings up bret favre

[Lemieux66]

He brought up Favre as an example of celeb shit that won't go away.

But it is funny that Fez doesn't date or like movies but loves movie stars dating.

[sailor]

Aren't those massage therapists saying they were fired over the favre incident?

[disneyspy]

He brought up Favre as an example of celeb shit that won't go away.

But it is funny that Fez doesn't date or like movies but loves movie stars dating.

ron doesnt play football but brings up favre,whats your point?

[jennysmurf]

Aw man! I finally get to listen, and it's an interview. Boo.:thumbdown:

[sailor]

ron doesnt play football but brings up favre,whats your point?

He watches football, silly.

[disneyspy]

He watches football, silly.

but does he have a pic of favre's cock?

[wkj]

but does he have a pic of favre's cock?

I want a picture of Favre's cock.

[disneyspy]

im anal about anal

[Dell]

have to attend to my daughter (wisdom teeth removed this morning)...

who is Ron interviewing?

[disneyspy]

have to attend to my daughter (wisdom teeth removed this morning)...

who is Ron interviewing?

bowser from sha na na

[IamFogHat]

I want a picture of Favre's cock.

Mod quote?

[wkj]

Ron is a good interviewer but I tend to zone out when he does.

[Willmore]

have to attend to my daughter (wisdom teeth removed this morning)...

who is Ron interviewing?

Why stop at wisdom teeth? Take the whole lot, replace with dentures, give your kids a head start at life - save them the humiliation of getting dentures at and advanced age. It's like reading - the sooner you do it, the better.

[disneyspy]

shower time,jennysmurf-listen for me

[Dell]

Mod quote?

HotTub is no longer a mod here...

[Dell]

Why stop at wisdom teeth? Take the whole lot, replace with dentures, give your kids a head start at life - save them the humiliation of getting dentures at and advanced age. It's like reading - the sooner you do it, the better.

would have been cheaper than the braces...

[sailor]

would have been cheaper than the braces...

Supposedly might make her more popular with the boys as well.

[Dell]

Supposedly might make her more popular with the boys as well.

hey now, you dirty old salt...

[sailor]

hey now, you dirty old salt...

Mind you, I think the concept is gross.

[IamFogHat]

My prediction for after the interview: Ron will gently engage Fez on what's bothering him and we will have a long break about what's going on with Fez. And that's not a negative prediction, I'm personally entertained by those segments.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Mind you, I think the concept is gross.

Don't know about you but "Receive a Gummer" is on my bucket list.

[Dell]

My prediction for after the interview: Ron will gently engage Fez on what's bothering him and we will have a long break about what's going on with Fez. And that's not a negative prediction, I'm personally entertained by those segments.

some people drink orange juice when they have mouth ulcers too...

[Dell]

that doesn't sound like Bowser from Sha Na Na...

where is the BOW MOW MOW...

[disneyspy]

I want a picture of Favre's cock.

PM epo

[Lemieux66]

My prediction for after the interview: Ron will gently engage Fez on what's bothering him and we will have a long break about what's going on with Fez. And that's not a negative prediction, I'm personally entertained by those segments.

You forgot the segment where Ron takes calls complimenting his interview.

[disneyspy]

that doesn't sound like Bowser from Sha Na Na...

where is the BOW MOW MOW...

it was okie mac smokie,skiddlededoo

[Zorro]

What's happening. Got back to work yesterday after a week off and have not been able to listen more than ten minutes at a time. Did Ron reveal the gift? Has Fez cried?

[disneyspy]

What's happening. Got back to work yesterday after a week off and have not been able to listen more than ten minutes at a time. Did Ron reveal the gift? Has Fez cried?

well its lightly snowing here and the roads are super slippery after a late december warm up,im still dog sitting and have been clearing roofs of snow for extra cash

[Dell]

What's happening. Got back to work yesterday after a week off and have not been able to listen more than ten minutes at a time. Did Ron reveal the gift? Has Fez cried?

no and no...but maybe not in that order...

[Dell]

I have to touch my ears whenever anyone talks about puncturing an eardrum...maybe I can get some time with Fez's shrink...

[Lemieux66]

Well.. he made it a show and a half into 2011.

I blame Zorro for mentioning crying.

[Warren Peace]

Quick..somebody bring up Corky....a loved one's misfortune always perks up Fez.

[A.J.]

I would love Fez to do a read while crying. I think that would be brilliant.

[IamFogHat]

Poor Ron.

[disneyspy]

i wish we could go one fucking day without these hack lets bitch a bout fez callers,they totally suck cock with aids

[LeedsJr]

Caller: Can't we have just one day without Fez crying on the air?

Fez: Well, you had yesterday.

:clap:

[jennysmurf]

i wish we could go one fucking day without these hack lets bitch a bout fez callers,they totally suck cock with aids

Settle down, Francis, you'll bust a gut.

[disneyspy]

Settle down, Francis, you'll bust a gut.

whatever you do,dont visit my profile

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

They need to get Joey Pants back in to give Fezzie a big hug.

[Dell]

why take these antagonistic callers at times like this?..IT DOESN'T HELP

ignore it, don't poke it...

[jennysmurf]

whatever you do,dont visit my profile

Aw c'mon! Now I want to visit it! Curse that darned reverse psychology!

[disneyspy]

Aw c'mon! Now I want to visit it! Curse that darned reverse psychology!

DONT!!!!

[deliciousV]

I wish Fez would use another phrase, he's ruined "What About Bob" for me.



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[Furtherman]

i wish we could go one fucking day without these hack lets bitch a bout fez callers,they totally suck cock with aids

Ron lets them through, take it up with him.

[Dell]

Aw c'mon! Now I want to visit it! Curse that darned reverse psychology!

it's easy, nobody goes there (even the crickets left)...

[disneyspy]

ya fez has seasonal affected disorder-all 4 seasons upset him

[jennysmurf]

DONT!!!!

Was this your sneaky way to tell me about Epo and Spoon without actually telling me? I feel so betrayed.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Ron lets them through, take it up with him.

For the same reason he presumably used to let Dave pull all his passive aggressive bullshit on Fez.

[disneyspy]

Was this your sneaky way to tell me about Epo and Spoon without actually telling me? I feel so betrayed.

ya those two are totally gay

spy report spy report-i'm not

[IamFogHat]

Ron: What bothered you this morning?
Fez: Waking up.
:lol:

[sailor]

Lleeder! :(

[Lemieux66]

Fez probably didn't give that day before Christmas a second thought.

[jennysmurf]

it's easy, nobody goes there (even the crickets left)...

You're right, there were spider webs and dead crickets everywhere.

[IamFogHat]

That sounds like the worst way to die ever. What an odd pick.

[SinA]

Swimming to death? That's the most boring and gayest suicide plan I've ever heard.

[Dell]

Ron: What bothered you this morning?
Fez: Waking up.
:lol:

it was a great line in Freaky Friday...therapist asked how the guy's day was going and he said "fine, then I woke up"...

[A.J.]

Hicks: "Did Inner Voice have a stroke?" :laugh:

[Lemieux66]

I would love it if crying and saying "I can't do it" was a legit excuse at all workplaces. It'd make things more interesting.

[disneyspy]

I would love it if crying and saying "I can't do it" was a legit excuse at all workplaces. It'd make things more interesting.

i'd be the #1 pro golfer in the world!

[Zorro]

ya fez has seasonal affected disorder-all 4 seasons upset him

My chick bought me a light box for Christmas ... when she said it was really for her I didn't get that she wanted me to use it so I am less of an asshole. Apparently I am a miserable prick in the winter. I think I am miserable all year long.

[Dell]

spy would take a pay cut if they would let him work with his balls out...

[disneyspy]

My chick bought me a light box for Christmas ... when she said it was really for her I didn't get that she wanted me to use it so I am less of an asshole. Apparently I am a miserable prick in the winter. I think I am miserable all year long.

i tried a heavy box,it hurt my dick

[IamFogHat]

If Fez had a bottom he'd be a lot happier. Or a top.

[disneyspy]

spy would take a pay cut if they would let him work with his balls out...

hey i wear knee length shorts at work so my balls are always out

[jennysmurf]

I keep singing "Heard it in a Love Song." :wallbash:

[Gutter]

comparing a cat to a person is fucking creepy.

[disneyspy]

I keep singing "Heard it in a Love Song." :wallbash:

cuz you love me?

[jennysmurf]

cuz you love me?

No.

[Furtherman]

My chick bought me a light box for Christmas ... when she said it was really for her I didn't get that she wanted me to use it so I am less of an asshole. Apparently I am a miserable prick in the winter. I think I am miserable all year long.

I got a Lite Brite. Same thing, but more fun!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0767/12.jpg

[A.J.]

Yayyy! Caller advice!

[Gutter]

I like this idea........Fez can do a new character and Ron can do the whole show as himself, but in that screaming China man voice that he does.

p.s. The Eagles "take it to the limit" is possibly the worst song in the history of stuff and things.

[CountryBob]

Just checked in - I hear a tear in Fezzies voice - is this 2010? I thought the 2011 Fez was back???:flush:

[Dell]

I like this idea........Fez can do a new character and Ron can do the whole show as himself, but in that screaming China man voice that he does.

p.s. The Eagles "take it to the limit" is possibly the worst song in the history of stuff and things.

I think each and every song by KC and the Sunshine Band is the worst song in history...

[CountryBob]

Crying Fez kinda sounds like BoBo from OandA...

[Warren Peace]

Where's a Billy West crying soundbite when you need one?

[Gutter]

I think each and every song by KC and the Sunshine Band is the worst song in history...

yea them too.......they should do a split.

[disneyspy]

Where's a Billy West crying soundbite when you need one?

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[Dell]

you got all the best words...you should open up an adjective store...

:laugh:

[Gutter]

Where's a Billy West crying soundbite when you need one?

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and for good measure: Top 5 Ren and Stimpy Moments

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2026885/the_top_5_ren_and_stimpy_moments_of_all_time/

[IamFogHat]

Is Fez doing that old SNL character who comments on conversations people have moved on from?

[Gutter]

thats what i want my Ron B. coffee mug to say: Its like sitting under Puerto Rican sex.

[jennysmurf]

thats what i want my Ron B. coffee mug to say: Its like sitting under Puerto Rican sex.

It would be a conversation starter. Think of the friends you could make.

[Dell]

never heard of "sober virgin"...:laugh:

later buddays...:bye:

[Gutter]

It would be a conversation starter. Think of the friends you could make.

they would arrive in baffled droves.

[disneyspy]

that fucktard tweeted fez's address ? WHAT A FUCKING FUCKTARD!! i hope FTB fuckin fucks that fuckin fucktard

alright buddays,thanks for startin the thread dell,everybudday have a good one


C'YA!!

[Fezodiak]

any word on when we'll be able to find R&F shows from this week?
Yesterdays Show & Todays is literally nowhere in site in the cyber world.:wallbash:

[Melk]

I wish Fez would use another phrase, he's ruined "What About Bob" for me.



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I never understood why people loved "What About Bob" so much. I just ended up feeling really sorry for the Richard Dreyfus character and Murray just isn't that good in the movie. "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" does the annoying character pestering an overly stuck up character thing better.

[jennysmurf]

I never understood why people loved "What About Bob" so much. I just ended up feeling really sorry for the Richard Dreyfus character and Murray just isn't that good in the movie. "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" does the annoying character pestering an overly stuck up character thing better.

Agreed. Was completely rooting for Richard Dreyfus in "What About Bob" too.

[dommer]

i wish we could go one fucking day without these hack lets bitch a bout fez callers,they totally suck cock with aids

I see you slept through the lesson in science class about the difference between cause and effect, and which comes first.

[sailor]

Agreed. Was completely rooting for Richard Dreyfus in "What About Bob" too.

yeah. hated that movie.

[jlehane3]

It was so he could recover from his"situation " and get back on his feet.I behind the scenes told Jackie,Billy can NEVER be hired full time...it's just a temp gig /transition,so it wouldn't ever be a threat to Jackie or his ego.Yet it gave Jackie more freedom to do club gigs on weekends forhis real paydays.Stern paid him SHIT.Billy was and is great...and we all knew he was going to do better for himself. Here's the spirits at Willmore's workplace parking lot.Female,some.There are hundreds more most of you can't see. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/RFnetWillmoreSpirits.jpg Because you already know it all.:smoke::lol:

[Melk]

Agreed. Was completely rooting for Richard Dreyfus in "What About Bob" too.
I worry, will the Fez problem end with Ron jobless and in a mental institution and Fez on a hot new radio show?