Ron and Fez Listening Thread for 1/5/11...0 Days without Industrial Tears

[IamFogHat]

Morning buddays
http://img.listal.com/image/705331/936full-bree-olson.jpg

[underdog]

Whoa, late start on this thread today.

[Gutter]

Whoa, late start on this thread today.

But clearly a very good start......nice work Fog.

[IamFogHat]

But clearly a very good start......nice work Fog.

I live to give.

[sailor]

I prefer the hard rock-ture.

A-boo.

[sailor]

Like I said in one of the football threads, al Davis is just like Steinbrenner in the 80s.

[Gutter]

man, my feed is choppy as shit today....not sure how long i can deal.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

mahabone ma buddays,thanks for startin the thread foggy that chick is like me,big boned

[Gutter]

this is fuckin frustrating......feed is so choppy i don't even know what they're talking about.....some late rule change for the NFL playoffs? this is fucked. i'm done. any other options?

[disneyspy]

this is fuckin frustrating......feed is so choppy i don't even know what they're talking about.....some late rule change for the NFL playoffs? this is fucked. i'm done. any other options?

PM coming your way

[Gutter]

PM coming your way

awesome......cause right now i'm being reminded of working the drive thru at burger king.

"yes, hi i'd like an app.....and a lar.....ger....with an....der.....f oni...ngs...and a sh....ium...ies. could you read that back?"

[A.J.]

Blowhard would like to bring back leather helmets.

[disneyspy]

and then...

[disneyspy]

oh thank god ron cut him off early

[Willmore]

awesome......cause right now i'm being reminded of working the drive thru at burger king.

"yes, hi i'd like an app.....and a lar.....ger....with an....der.....f oni...ngs...and a sh....ium...ies. could you read that back?"

Whopper and fries, got it, NEXT.

[disneyspy]

just noticed the thread title,awesome

[CountryBob]

If we listened to Blowhard, we wouldnt have cell phones, laptops and flat screens etc.
It was better when we had 1 phone, in the kitchen, with a 100 foot long cord on it.
Who needs a computer that they take with them? Its was better to have a desktop computer where you can review and pay your milkman bill. It was better when we had to get off of the couch to change the rotary channel (2-13) on the tube TV. Who needs mountable flat screens with channell access of hundreds of choices?

Blah blah blah .... 1 man could possibly hold back technological advances in society - if anyone ever listened to him.

[disneyspy]

i called heritage for the blind,deaf and dumb,no one answered

[Gutter]

I never thought they would use a clip from Fez on the re-joiner.

[Willmore]

Where's the "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dang gunit, people like me." rejoiner from?

[Gutter]

Where's the "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dang gunit, people like me." rejoiner from?

http://tvsnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stuart-smalley-magnet-c12359389.jpg

[Gutter]

and believe it or not that is none other than Al Franken.

[disneyspy]

i hope she whips her pussy out

[Willmore]

http://tvsnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stuart-smalley-magnet-c12359389.jpg

Now I remember, thanks.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01157115522c970c-500wi

[A.J.]

and believe it or not that is none other than Al Franken.

That's SENATOR Al Franken to you.

[Baby DEW Year]

Where's the "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dang gunit, people like me." rejoiner from?

Spy's inner voice!

[Gutter]

i hope she whips her pussy out

I've heard she has a giant clit.

[Willmore]

Spy's inner voice!

Nah, he knows he's not good enough.

[Gutter]

That's SENATOR Al Franken to you.

well.....I....ahhhh....adlkfadk;alkdfa;ldkjakf.... .but of course!!

[disneyspy]

I've heard she has a giant clit.

if you woulda come to the comedy festival in my town last year you couldve seen it

[jennysmurf]

if you woulda come to the comedy festival in my town last year you couldve seen it

Is that your pick-up line? It's awful.

[Dell]

I've heard she has a giant clit.

or is it a small dick...

I'm having to listen with earbuds and I'm afraid her voice will damage my eardrums...

[disneyspy]

here's an old spy report-rosanne threw up on my boots at big thunder mountain

[disneyspy]

Is that your pick-up line? It's awful.

hows this one,if you come to next years national cherry festival you can watch me spit

[Baby DEW Year]

here's an old spy report-rosanne threw up on my boots at big thunder mountain

You made Rosanne throw up?:ohmy: How ugly are you? :laugh:

[Willmore]

Holy fuck, even a Roseanne interview can turn into a Fez advice segment!

Get off drugs, do meditation.

[Willmore]

You made Rosanne throw up?:ohmy: How ugly are you? :laugh:

He pulled it out. It's a gag reflex from all the women he meets.

[Gutter]

if you woulda come to the comedy festival in my town last year you couldve seen it

Is that your pick-up line? It's awful.

YES......spy attempts to get dates by bringing up something that they missed because they weren't invited, but should've known about anyway. he thinks it makes him trendy.

[Willmore]

Was this a short term pull-in?

Roseanne TV show, Tom Arnold. Those are default questions she has no interest talking about.

[disneyspy]

if you people shit on me 12 or 14 more times i'm out of here

[Willmore]

if you people shit on me 12 or 14 more times i'm out of here

I was going to do a google image search for a "steaming shit".

But the mosaic of shit pictures that would result on my screen, with another person working behind me in the office might warrant an explanation.

So, just picture it, let your imagination wonder.

[Shinemonkey]

I've heard she has a giant clit.

Good luck getting through all that pussy fat

[jennysmurf]

if you people shit on me 12 or 14 more times i'm out of here

Aw, c'mon! It's the only reason I attend the listening thread party! You don't think I'm here to listen to Rosanne do you?

[disneyspy]

Good luck getting through all that pussy fat

welcome to the board

and what are you sayin? gutter has a small one?

[disneyspy]

Aw, c'mon! It's the only reason I attend the listening thread party! You don't think I'm here to listen to Rosanne do you?

hitting on me will work

[Willmore]

hitting on me will work

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[disneyspy]

i use oxyclean on my laundry,i think im addicted

[Willmore]

i use oxyclean on my laundry,i think im addicted

http://www.atmospheric-violence.com/mays/billymays1-small.jpg

[jennysmurf]

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That's the only kind of hitting on him I would do.

[disneyspy]

That's the only kind of hitting on him I would do.

hey! cool good lookin sexy men have feelings too, ya know!

[jennysmurf]

hey! cool good lookin sexy men have feelings too, ya know!

Is that what they tell you?

[Willmore]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8990/billymaysb.jpg

[Willmore]

Is that what they tell you?

That's what his mom calls him.

[disneyspy]

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[Furtherman]

'Sup buddays.

Personal Ichiban: I won the mega millions last night. 3 numbers. 7 bucks. Awww yea.

Picked them myself.

However, if I had played the LOST numbers, would have won $150.

[Gutter]

'Sup buddays.

Personal Ichiban: I won the mega millions last night. 3 numbers. 7 bucks. Awww yea.

Picked them myself.

However, if I had played the LOST numbers, would have won $150.

sooooo drinks on you tonight?

[Furtherman]

hey! cool good lookin sexy men have feelings too, ya know!

It's true.




Oh I love these Favre calls. :clap:

[Gutter]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!

Is this new Bret Farve-ington? love these.

[Furtherman]

sooooo drinks on you tonight?

Well, one drink on me! Unless there's a special....

[Gutter]

Well, one drink on me! Unless there's a special....

its always happy hour somewhere.

[Shinemonkey]

welcome to the board

and what are you sayin? gutter has a small one?

Ooops...I thought the reference was to the nutty beast in studio with Ron .. effing noob move:wallbash:

[disneyspy]

Ooops...I thought the reference was to the nutty beast in studio with Ron .. effing noob move:wallbash:

no,i think you were right

[disneyspy]

'Sup buddays.

Personal Ichiban: I won the mega millions last night. 3 numbers. 7 bucks. Awww yea.

Picked them myself.

However, if I had played the LOST numbers, would have won $150.

you idiot!! always play the megaplier!! you woulda won 28 bucks!!

[Furtherman]

you idiot!! always play the megaplier!! you woulda won 28 bucks!!

I don't know what that means.



Missed a lot of the show. Haven't heard Fez. He in?

[IamFogHat]

'Sup buddays.

Personal Ichiban: I won the mega millions last night. 3 numbers. 7 bucks. Awww yea.

Picked them myself.

However, if I had played the LOST numbers, would have won $150.

You only won 7 bucks? How much did the ticket cost?

[IamFogHat]

I don't know what that means.



Missed a lot of the show. Haven't heard Fez. He in?

He's having one of those odd days where he rarely speaks but when he does he sounds strong. I always wonder on these days why he doesn't just talk the whole time, it's weird.

[disneyspy]

I don't know what that means.



Missed a lot of the show. Haven't heard Fez. He in?

an extra buck,its like you always play the powerplay on power ball and it multiplies your winnings by 2 to 5 times as much


i heard fez around 11:10 when i was driving into town

[Donnie Iris]

I don't know what that means.



Missed a lot of the show. Haven't heard Fez. He in?

I was just about to post nearly the same thing.

[Dell]

ron's opening monologue is running a bit long today...

[IamFogHat]

Was that description of the movie a subtle jab at Fez?

[sarsbusdriver]

Germaine Lucier nice. I love unfunny, normal Paul O

[IamFogHat]

That's the third sizzle reel reference this week. What the hell's going on?

[disneyspy]

Germaine Lucier nice. I love unfunny, normal Paul O

the paulo is the best,the thread explodes when hes on,dies when someone else is on,watch

[Furtherman]

You only won 7 bucks? How much did the ticket cost?

A dollar.

[IamFogHat]

BTW I take it back, I haven't heard Fez in like an hour and a half. :sad:

[SinA]

BTW I take it back, I haven't heard Fez in like an hour and a half. :sad:

Did he get that Ron was comparing The King's Speech, with a talented person that froze up in front of a microphone, to him?

[Warren Peace]

Blowhard and G Baby are neck-and-neck on the tolerance scale. Blowhard annoys, G-baby bores.

[Dell]

Blowhard and G Baby are neck-and-neck on the tolerance scale. Blowhard annoys, G-baby bores.

ding ding ding...very well put, but you can easily add bore to blowhard too...

[Shinemonkey]

BTW I take it back, I haven't heard Fez in like an hour and a half. :sad:

easy money....

[IamFogHat]

Did he get that Ron was comparing The King's Speech, with a talented person that froze up in front of a microphone, to him?

I'm going to guess he did and it made him freeze up during his freeze up.

[n0thng2bdone]

all of the best film critics watched scott pilgrim 6 times

[Sue_Bender]

G Baby's movie knowledge is for shite.

[Shinemonkey]

is Gbaby still flapping his gums?...my phone app took a shit

[Gutter]

G Baby's movie knowledge is for shite.

since he's bashing Dinner for Schmucks i'm going to agree. i thought that movie was friggin funny. i will admit though Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords stole the whole thing.

[YourAmishDaddy]

I love how Inception got no love whatsoever.

[Warren Peace]

can Fez start crying or something?

[Donnie Iris]

I think I actually miss Paul O.

[Gutter]

scream 4 most anticipated of 2011? you gotta be fucking kidding. his movie knowledge is shite.

i'm hyped for kung fu panda 2

[Dell]

G Baby's movie knowledge is for shite.

Good Afternoon Ms. Bender...as expected, your post was spot on...

the only way movie talk was entertaining was from the two of them beating on Paul O...all we get out of this shit is the occasional spoiler...

[Crispy123]

Gbaby sucks PaulO's balls.

[disneyspy]

I think I actually miss Paul O.

someone start a poll,im not allowed this week,and i will definately vote for the big O

[jennysmurf]

is Gbaby still flapping his gums?...my phone app took a shit

My online feed died too. Unfortunately, not long enough for us to miss this.

[IamFogHat]

Did Gbaby just say his Cock ten?

[IamFogHat]

Oh hai Fez.

[Gutter]

hey, who's this guy talking?

[Dell]

FEZZIE!!!

He is ALIVE...

[LeedsJr]

How much better is this segment now??

THIS is why we miss Fez so much!

[jennysmurf]

How much better is this segment now??

THIS is why we miss Fez so much!

AMEN!:clap:

[disneyspy]

I DONT SEE IT
GermainLussier Germain Lussier
by 202friends
Did Fez start coming to LA sports bars? http://twitpic.com/3mgu1l
3 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/219135513.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1294255051&Signature=bunU1GqxBKUQvjZmiX%2FG0XHbA7c%3D

[Gutter]

Is that a mullet?

[Dell]

I DONT SEE IT

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/219135513.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1294255051&Signature=bunU1GqxBKUQvjZmiX%2FG0XHbA7c%3D

looks like a soft light oil painting...didn't know they had that option on digital cameras...

[IamFogHat]

How much better is this segment now??

THIS is why we miss Fez so much!

Thaaaank you. Exactly.

[Crispy123]

Gbaby's pictures are as accurate as his film reviews.

[A.J.]

I DONT SEE IT
GermainLussier Germain Lussier
by 202friends
Did Fez start coming to LA sports bars? http://twitpic.com/3mgu1l
3 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/219135513.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1294255051&Signature=bunU1GqxBKUQvjZmiX%2FG0XHbA7c%3D

That looks like Fez when he was wearing that stupid wig.

[disneyspy]

gbaby must be in town

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpfOeVYKgm5MToE_5aAMKzaE8XJlilq WUbRfw3KRXVbjnfCEdwPw

[SinA]

Fez: I go to bars by myself sometimes, what's wrong with that?
Ron: Your life?

[disneyspy]

Sherwinsleeves Sherwinsleeves
I'm in the lead for #music at the http://bit.ly/shorty. My work here on earth is done. I will see you all in the rainbow room.



found this on twitter

[IamFogHat]

All right let's take a break, I need to piss and smoke desperately.

[jennysmurf]

That looks like Fez when he was wearing that stupid wig.

Yeah, kinda pedo looking though.

[Shinemonkey]

I sense tears are welling....tick tock tick tock

[disneyspy]

ive got a buck that says fez makes this whole show without crying

especially after he saved that boring segment

[Shinemonkey]

Sherwinsleeves Sherwinsleeves
I'm in the lead for #music at the http://bit.ly/shorty. My work here on earth is done. I will see you all in the rainbow room.



found this on twitter

spit take.....Uncle Paul is 3rd in Customer Service

[disneyspy]

spit take.....Uncle Paul is 3rd in Customer Service


HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! i didnt see that before,fantastic!

[Gutter]

Sherwinsleeves Sherwinsleeves
I'm in the lead for #music at the http://bit.ly/shorty. My work here on earth is done. I will see you all in the rainbow room.



found this on twitter

yea, i bet ya hang out in the rainbow room.

[disneyspy]

ok right thread this time,check out w http://shortyawards.com/ ho's tied for 2nd in science at oh fuck it

[IamFogHat]

Advice show.

[LeedsJr]

Advice show.

It's teetering...

Fez can save it if he keeps firing back...

C'mon Fez... :clap:

[disneyspy]

edouglas528 Earl Douglas
Baseball HOF Class of '11: Roberto Alomar & Bert Blyleven are in. Jack Morris, Tim Raines, Lee Smith, McGuire & Palmero still out

[Gutter]

when i think of Bret Favre i think of Bron Favreington (Bret Favre + Ron Bennington = Bron Favreington......quarterback....number four.)

[Dell]

Plunket was also a Heisman winner...

Is he really not in the HOF?..

[Dell]

edouglas528 Earl Douglas
Baseball HOF Class of '11: Roberto Alomar & Bert Blyleven are in. Jack Morris, Tim Raines, Lee Smith, McGuire & Palmero still out

Roberto, like yourself, also spits...

[LeedsJr]

when i think of Bret Favre i think of Bron Favreington (Bret Favre + Ron Bennington = Bron Favreington......quarterback....number four.)

They should make his HOF plaque interactive, where kids push a button and hear Ron's voice mails.

[IamFogHat]

That hayseed amazingly brought up a great fucking point that Fez will never understand.

[Gutter]

They should make his HOF plaque interactive, where kids push a button and hear Ron's voice mails.

brilliant.

[disneyspy]

Roberto, like yourself, also spits...

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[Shinemonkey]

Fez' Gozer line was good though

[Gutter]

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its diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[sailor]

Plunkett was also the back-up at the start of both years he won the superbowl.

[jennysmurf]

Sports talk makes me sleepy.

[Dell]

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it was a callback to your earlier discussion (a.k.a., relentless flirting) with jennysmurf...you said she could watch you spit...

[jennysmurf]

it was a callback to your earlier discussion (a.k.a., relentless flirting) with jennysmurf...you said she could watch you spit...

Sure, sure...we all know what you meant. Disneyspy spits.

[IamFogHat]

Ron: If you think a guy doesn't perform for a year then you let him go
Fez: N......no.

Oh boy. Ron is really tired of this bullshit.

[Dell]

Sure, sure...we all know what you meant. Disneyspy spits.

true, but I was taught to be respectful to people in their advanced years...

[disneyspy]

it was a callback to your earlier discussion (a.k.a., relentless flirting) with jennysmurf...you said she could watch you spit...
hey when i direct a post to js,that doesnt mean just anyone can comment on it,im sure jenny will agree

[jennysmurf]

hey when i direct a post to js,that doesnt mean just anyone can comment on it,im sure jenny will agree

No, I think Dell should always be able to comment on your posts.

[IamFogHat]

In this case Ron meant jacked off.

[Dell]

hey when i direct a post to js,that doesnt mean just anyone can comment on it,im sure jenny will agree

it seems reading speed is one of the things a person loses to age...

[disneyspy]

it seems reading speed is one of the things a person loses to age...

i read just fine,im just really slow when it comes to typin

[disneyspy]

so far i agree with fez's picks

[LeedsJr]

If anyone cares, the Jets are actually the late game Saturday.

[jennysmurf]

i read just fine,im just really slow when it comes to typin

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45687000/jpg/_45687774_memoirs.jpg

[LeedsJr]

I may not have seen the Chiefs this year, but I've seen...

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[disneyspy]

holy shit fez is firing back on these hack callers today

[Gutter]

Sports talk makes me sleepy.

Lets see if we can't make this more your speed:

once upon a time....in a land far far away, the fat jolly Rex Ryan, King of New York Jetty-land awoke to find that his wife with the pretty feet had been kidnapped. Immediately, he knew it had to be his nemesis King John Torine, ruler of Indianapolis Colt-ville and his number one henchman Peytonus Manningus. The crafty King and his henchman left a ransom note behind that said, "This coming Saturday at 8pm, select 11 of your best knights and bring them to Indianapolis Colt-ville to face 11 of my best knights. Should your knights put this brown egg shaped object past the line on one end of the field more times than my knights, you shall have back your wife with the pretty feet".

.....so yea, thats whats happening......in a "Princess Bride as told by Peter Faulk" kind of way.

[Baby DEW Year]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45687000/jpg/_45687774_memoirs.jpg

FACE!

[Dell]

all the favorites will win this weekend and cover the spread...Saints, Colts, Ravens and Eagles...

[disneyspy]

FACE!

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[jennysmurf]

Lets see if we can't make this more your speed:

once upon a time....in a land far far away, the fat jolly Rex Ryan, King of New York Jetty-land awoke to find that his wife with the pretty feet had been kidnapped. Immediately, he knew it had to be his nemesis King John Torine, ruler of Indianapolis Colt-ville and his number one henchman Peytonus Manningus. The crafty King and his henchman left a ransom note behind that said, "This coming Saturday at 8pm, select 11 of your best knights and bring them to Indianapolis Colt-ville to face 11 of my best knights. Should your knights put this brown egg shaped object past the line on one end of the field more times than my knights, you shall have back your wife with the pretty feet".

.....so yea, thats whats happening......in a "Princess Bride as told by Peter Faulk" kind of way.

Didn't help. There aren't any pretty pictures.

[sailor]

More like re-gay-lia

[Gutter]

Didn't help. There aren't any pretty pictures.

well how the crap am i supposed to make a pop-up book online? gaaaawwwwwwd. you got 3d glasses?

[Dell]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45687000/jpg/_45687774_memoirs.jpg

HA...that could be spy's son...

[IamFogHat]

holy shit fez is firing back on these hack callers today

I do love it but let's not tempt angry Fez, that was a strange few weeks.

[jennysmurf]

well how the crap am i supposed to make a pop-up book online? gaaaawwwwwwd. you got 3d glasses?

You didn't even try. Gotta bring your A game.

[Gutter]

You didn't even try. Gotta bring your A game.

i think i deserve a little somethin.....ya know....for the effort. don't stiff me like that Dali Llama guy.

[Dell]

CRAZE...

he gives the best phone calls, ever...

[IamFogHat]

Motherfuckin' Crazed!!!

[disneyspy]

hahaaahahhaaa,ive got the dogs with me and they started looking for someone to bite when crazed started bee boppin

[CountryBob]

With the 1's and the 2's and the 3's and the 4's.....:clap:

[jennysmurf]

i think i deserve a little somethin.....ya know....for the effort. don't stiff me like that Dali Llama guy.

Okay, I'll set you up with disneyspy. He'll take you out for a nice steak dinner.

[Dell]

Okay, I'll set you up with disneyspy. He'll take you out for a nice steak dinner.

remember, he spits...

[IamFogHat]

That might be the worst caller in history.

[jennysmurf]

remember, he spits...

:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

alright thats 12 or 14 more times i got shit on,fuck you fucksticks,im out of here


C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

[jennysmurf]

alright thats 12 or 14 more times i got shit on,fuck you fucksticks,im out of here


C'YA!!

I got you a date with Gutter though!

[disneyspy]

I got you a date with Gutter though!

like thats anything special

[Gutter]

Okay, I'll set you up with disneyspy. He'll take you out for a nice steak dinner.

steak is nice, but i've heard Diz can get handsy.

[disneyspy]

steak is nice, but i've heard Diz can get handsy.

i must be part italian cuz ive got roman hands