Ron and Fez Listening Thread 01/14/2011: Funk This!

[Rube]

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I LOVE FRIDAYS!

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1-866 RON 0 FEZ....THAT'S THE NUMBER.....NOW CALL!!

[Baby DEW Year]

RUBE! :clap::clap:

[CountryBob]

You fucking Rube~!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

http://www.thefunkstore.com/T-ShirtLounge/FunkadelicRedT-Lisa1.jpg

let's rock this biatch...

[CountryBob]

Time!

[Gutter]

"HEY BABY!!!!! YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

sweet opener. morning buddays.

ICHIBAN: Your zodiac sign might have changed recently.....and now your horoscope is fucked you hippie.

http://gawker.com/5732115/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed?skyline=true&s=i

[Dell]

DAMN TELECON IS GOING LONG!!!

how's it going so far buddays...

[CountryBob]

"HEY BABY!!!!! YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

sweet opener. morning buddays.

ICHIBAN: Your zodiac sign might have changed recently.....and now your horoscope is fucked you hippie.

http://gawker.com/5732115/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed?skyline=true&s=i

Reminds me of Ralphie May last night in concert in Bristol TN - funny fucker he is!

[Gutter]

Reminds me of Ralphie May last night in concert in Bristol TN - funny fucker he is!

yea i like Ralphie May.....dudes funny.

"you aint gon catch me doin no cuba divin"

[Furtherman]

Fez was real quick to fire off that list of sex offender rules.

:blink:

[CountryBob]

Who did they say had to register?

[Gutter]

LT having to register as a sex offender is the biggest bullshit in the history of all bullshits.

how the fuck do you statutory rape a HOOKER!?!!?!?!?!?!?! SHE'S A HOOKER....SHE'LL MASSAGE YOUR COCK FOR MONEY!!!!!!!! who's asking for ID when you've already agreed to give a whore a sawbuck so she'll put her mouth on your dick?

[LeedsJr]

Ron: (The caller) is saying you're a sex-offender...

Fez: I've never had to register.

:lol:

[Gutter]

Who did they say had to register?

Lawrence Taylor. The original LT.

[Baby DEW Year]

Who did they say had to register?

Rube's Uncle Tommy! :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

Nonsense, TastyKlare pie is the crown jewel of Tastykake. Krimpets are overrated.

[Gutter]

Nonsense, TastyKlare pie is the crown jewel of Tastykake. Krimpets are overrated.

those peanut butter joints are the booommmmb.

[realmenhatelife]

those peanut butter joints are the booommmmb.

Kandy Kakes, although not uncommon to hear them called TandyTakes for almost no reason.


Fudge ice bars are also pretty good.

[Gutter]

Kandy Kakes, although not uncommon to hear them called TandyTakes for almost no reason.


Fudge ice bars are also pretty good.

indeed. although, anything Drakes cakes kicks the shit out of tasty kakes.





and who's this inconsiderate fuck that Ron and Fez went out with that was gonna go into a restaurant that they weren't gonna let Fez into? Forget it being a Philly thing......thats a common decency thing....stick with your ppl man.

[Warren Peace]

"I have a mild learning disability"

[CountryBob]

Damn, Crazed dropping the truth bombs~!

[LeedsJr]

indeed. although, anything Drakes cakes kicks the shit out of tasty kakes.





and who's this inconsiderate fuck that Ron and Fez went out with that was gonna go into a restaurant that they weren't gonna let Fez into? Forget it being a Philly thing......thats a common decency thing....stick with your ppl man.

Tommy Z.

[Dell]

$1000/mth SSI is huge...must be a cost of living thing...

my nephew get's far less for his disability...

[realmenhatelife]

indeed. although, anything Drakes cakes kicks the shit out of tasty kakes.

No, that isn't true at all.

[n0thng2bdone]

poor guy

[Baby DEW Year]

Crazed coming at you with the 1's and 2's

I have a mild learning disability
that give me the blues...

you get 1' and 2's my rhymes ain't great
it must have been all those paint chips I ate!

[Dell]

Crazed takes a government-sponsored winter break, much like one our listening thread regulars...will the similarities ever end...

[Gutter]

Tommy Z.

what a jag.

[Gutter]

No, that isn't true at all.

Coffee Cakes, Yodels, Ring Dings, Funny Bones.......Drakes runs shit.

[realmenhatelife]

Coffee Cakes, Yodels, Ring Dings, Funny Bones.......Drakes runs shit.

Yeah, who doesn't like a mouthful of sawdust or some foam dipped in brown wax.

[Furtherman]

my god... they've created skynet. I TOLD YOU!!!!!

[Gutter]

Yeah, who doesn't like a mouthful of sawdust or some foam dipped in brown wax.

EXACTLY!!! wait.....what?

[Dell]

"it's not a living breathing computer"...:laugh:

[Baby DEW Year]

"it's not a living breathing computer"...:laugh:

Who Crazed? Be nice, he just said he has a problem.

[Dell]

what can we do to get both C-Dog and Spandy (on Oxy, of course) in the studio at the same time?..

[Dell]

good one...

every time Ron says it, I laugh out loud...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

That guy's description of how the computer worked really irked me. He said it computed/processed what Trebek was saying and if it knew the answer it would find it in it's database. WRONG. That's closer to human thought. This thing is a big relevancy machine. Whatever stored data gave the highest point/relevancy return was chosen to be the answer.

[Dell]

That guy's description of how the computer worked really irked me. He said it computed/processed what Trebek was saying and if it knew the answer it would find it in it's database. WRONG. That's closer to human thought. This thing is a big relevancy machine. Whatever stored data gave the highest point/relevancy return was chosen to be the answer.

c'mon Charlie...it isn't a "living, breathing computer"..

[Baby DEW Year]

DJ C-dog scratches when he talks... the stammering prick!

[n0thng2bdone]

weird, i can't find anything to read about watson on the ibm watson site-just a bunch of videos

here's something: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stephen-baker/how-ibms-jeopardy-compute_b_807888.html

[SinA]

Crazed takes his social security and uses it to buy hookers?
That's a good use for our taxes.

[A.J.]

Listening to Crazed talk about fucking a hooker makes me not want to finish my lunch.

[Rhah]

Listening to Crazed talk about fucking a hooker makes me not want to finish my lunch.

lol. This ^^

[realmenhatelife]

weird, i can't find anything to read about watson on the ibm watson site-just a bunch of videos

They've been running commercials for it on Jeopardy. It runs in mid February.

[Baby DEW Year]

Listening to Crazed talk about fucking a hooker makes me not want to finish my lunch.

Now you know how the hooker felt!

[Dell]

Crazed takes his social security and uses it to buy hookers?
That's a good use for our taxes.

I thought the same thing...

[Gutter]

Listening to Crazed talk about fucking a hooker makes me not want to finish my lunch.

makes me not want to order hookers anymore.

[n0thng2bdone]

They've been running commercials for it on Jeopardy. It runs in mid February.

i mean i can't find any detailed info on it on ibmwatson.com, just videos. i just found this though: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stephen-baker/how-ibms-jeopardy-compute_b_807888.html

[Dell]

broomstick story again...they are trying hard to get Fez in the conversation...

[realmenhatelife]

Crazed repeating some 80s comic, mysogony stuff is killing me. You're paying for it no matter what, amirite fellas?

[DOHO@HOME]

Ok now I have heard it all eating out a hooker at your parents house.
This guy is a fuckin player:thumbup:

[Shinemonkey]

somebody tell Crazed that hookers are cheaper

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

c'mon Charlie...it isn't a "living, breathing computer"..

Oh then I guess he made his point. :lol::lol::lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I really consistantly find myself day dreaming about hoagies, I feel like Wimpy from Popeye. And yet, noone would ever say my favorite food is a sandwich.

[disneyspy]

maha buddays,just stoppin in for a bit,waitin on a friend who is seein his cousin in the hospital-guy came out of a 3 1/2 week meth induced coma and his mom shot herself right after new years and his dad shot himself 2 days later,ya its a mess

[Gutter]

Crazed is making me want to puke on my fucking shoes. his stammering and stuttering is annoying as shit, and i'm pretty sure he's gotta be sweating the entire time.


BTW, in my own head, they played that clip of Gutter from PCU just for me. so, na na na boo boo.....stick your head in doo doo.

[disneyspy]

Crazed is making me want to puke on my fucking shoes. his stammering and stuttering is annoying as shit, and i'm pretty sure he's gotta be sweating the entire time.


BTW, in my own head, they played that clip of Gutter from PCU just for me. so, na na na boo boo.....stick your head in doo doo.

you should be an appreciator

[Furtherman]

I like how Ron talks to Crazed as Jane Goodall talks to one of her chimps.

[Gutter]

you should be an appreciator

nope.....pure hate.....straight from the haters ball.

http://www.chicotown.com/pics/silky-logo.jpg

[A.J.]

I like how Ron talks to Crazed as Jane Goodall talks to one of her chimps.

I sure hope Crazed doesn't rip Ron's face off like Travis the Chimp!

[Warren Peace]

Ok now I have heard it all eating out a hooker at your parents house.
This guy is a fuckin player:thumbup:

I can only imagine the look on the hooker's face when she looks down and sees those googly eyes peering up at her...

[Dell]

maha buddays,just stoppin in for a bit,waitin on a friend who is seein his cousin in the hospital-guy came out of a 3 1/2 week meth induced coma and his mom shot herself right after new years and his dad shot himself 2 days later,ya its a mess

that is a goddamn mess...wishing all the best for your friend and his cousin...

[Furtherman]

I sure hope Crazed doesn't rip Ron's face off like Travis the Chimp!

Oh Travis, look what you did!!!!!




Seriously though... he's gotta be on someone's watch-list.

[A.J.]

Crazed takes his social security and uses it to buy hookers?
That's a good use for our taxes.

Way to stick it to the man Crazed!

[disneyspy]

and my tweet of the day goes to...


Furtherman
advisory for travel to Tunisia http://bit.ly/heuvoc The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
23 hours ago

[Baby DEW Year]

I can only imagine the look on the hooker's face when she looks down and sees those googly eyes peering up at her...

If he had a threesome he could look at them both at the same time. Even if they were on opposite sides of the room.

[realmenhatelife]

Crazed couldn't work at my office, we have the same lunch dating policy.

[wkj]

What a f'ing deal---bite me. Know lot of folks that screw the taxpayers when they get out of the service...no ailment is out of bounds. :wallbash:

[Shinemonkey]

Crazed the Rachateer

[Dell]

http://www.newtheatre.org.uk/images/word.gif

[disneyspy]

fez with the bombs,i gotta go,have a good weekend buddays

[Dell]

I think we can all agree with Fez, there is only one "God's Gift to Radio"...

http://insidetheiggles.com/files/2009/08/howard-stern.jpg

[Furtherman]

and my tweet of the day goes to...


Furtherman
advisory for travel to Tunisia http://bit.ly/heuvoc The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
23 hours ago

Thank you.... I made that same joke on the NPR facebook page. Woooo boy, tough crowd over there. NPR actually stepped in and told people to calm down, as it's a joke, and not offensive.

[wkj]

Crazed needs to stay out of it; he just sounds stupid.

[Dell]

lady trucker trying to get in good with Fez...how sad...:thumbdown:

[Dell]

got another telecon...nice listening with you...

have a great weekend...:bye:

[Gutter]

i would like to do fun things on the internet with Nicole from the morning mash up.


I like how all of Fez's hate for Zito comes from information he gets second and third hand.

[Manning, Esq.]

No Sleeves 'til Brooklyn!
Foot on the pedal
Fa la la la la la
Never ever false metal
Fal la la la la la
...

[Gutter]

Does Fez know anything at all about Zito or are all his opinions of Zito born out of something he may have heard about someone possibly feeling something that was perhaps maybe negative and that people that he hasn't spoken to directly don't trust or like Zito?

[realmenhatelife]

The really funny thing is when Fez finds out Sam was lying to him just to see Fez get all worked up, because thats what Sam does.

[Manning, Esq.]

In the chocolate underground;
With the Ones and Twos;
I found a Butterfinger buried;
Hoegirls love the Crazed too;
Butterscotch and gnosh . . .

Okay, I think I'm wording that mashup.

[DOHO@HOME]

Is Mark Zito related to Chuck Zito from the old Stern show?
I miss spandie and his spandie salad.:blink:

[Manning, Esq.]

The really funny thing is when Fez finds out Sam was lying to him just to see Fez get all worked up, because thats what Sam does.

Really?! For the life of me, I always thought Sam was 100% genuine. If it's sarcasm, I'm bowled over.

[Manning, Esq.]

I believe Too Hotty equally gelled with Sam and Nagel.

[Dell]

telecon ended early...sounds like I missed a great segment (hope soundtrap captured it)...

[CountryBob]

Dell - you have too many Telecon's. Work gets in the way of show time - I will have to talk to HR about that.

[Dell]

Dell - you have too many Telecon's. Work gets in the way of show time - I will have to talk to HR about that.

you aint just whistling dixie, I told them that 11-3 eastern should be blocked and no meetings of any kind be scheduled...bunch of empty suits don't agree

edit: AND THIS IS "DOWN FRIDAY," meaning that I have 80+ hours already and should have the day off...I'm giving you your tax dollars worth...:wink:

[Dell]

another diabetes refresher for you all...

Type I diabetics' pancreas no longer produces insulin...

Type II diabetics produce insulin but their cells resist absorbing it...

BTW, a 164 glucose level is not low (he didn't need the sandwich)...

http://im.videosearch.rediff.com/thumbImage/videoImages/videoImages1/blip/rdhash830/Libertymedical-WilfordBrimleyOnHisDiabetes469-124.jpg

[Gutter]

another diabetes refresher for you all...

Type I diabetics' pancreas no longer produces insulin...

Type II diabetics produce insulin but their cells resist absorbing it...

BTW, a 164 glucose level is not low (he didn't need the sandwich)...

http://im.videosearch.rediff.com/thumbImage/videoImages/videoImages1/blip/rdhash830/Libertymedical-WilfordBrimleyOnHisDiabetes469-124.jpg

http://keepbreathing.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/diabeetus.jpg

[Gutter]

someone made this comment on youtube about the hockey singer video:

Make the lady who laughed sing at the next game. Make sure she is dressed like the doofus she is. And after that, ban the doofus from all games at that arena.

Finally, make that doofus publicly apologise to Elizabeth.

friggin hilarious.

[Dell]

Crazed just out did Paulo...three movies in one slot...:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Does Crazed have retard strength?

[Gutter]

Does Crazed have retard strength?

considering he's too retarded to put together a top ten list of movies from 2010.....i'd have to say yes. comes with the territory.

[Furtherman]

Crazed best movies of the year had me cracking up.

Marathon Man.... :lol::lol::lol:

[Dell]

considering he's too retarded to put together a top ten list of movies from 2010.....i'd have to say yes. comes with the territory.

are you saying Paulo is extremely strong?..

[LeedsJr]

Damn. Might have to run down to the bodega and grab a Hershey's Special Dark now...

[sailor]

We were just talking about this yesterday; the chocolate smell at Hershey is overwhelming and not appetizing.

[CountryBob]

I dont trust chocolate haters!

[A.J.]

Crazed best movies of the year had me cracking up.

Marathon Man.... :lol::lol::lol:

And the original Rollerball.

[CountryBob]

And the original Rollerball.

Original Tron - haha!

[Dell]

I'm the only male left in a house with way too much estrogen...lot's of chocolate in the house means I find outside activities for a week...

chocolate is yuck!..

[Gutter]

is crazed humming "on top of spaghetti"? wtf?

[A.J.]

I dont trust chocolate haters!

Me either!

http://americanfootsteps.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kkk.jpg

[Dell]

Me either!

http://americanfootsteps.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kkk.jpg

how embarrassing...a tie with short sleeves...

[Baby DEW Year]

is crazed humming "on top of spaghetti"? wtf?

Chariots of Fire.

[Gutter]

Thats It!!!!!!!

The Ultimate Rap Battle That Needs To Happen:

Baaawwwwbbby Kelly Vs. Crazed!!!!

Super Heavyweight Title On The Line!!!!!!!

[A.J.]

Thats It!!!!!!!

The Ultimate Rap Battle That Needs To Happen:

Baaawwwwbbby Kelly Vs. Crazed!!!!

Super Heavyweight Title On The Line!!!!!!!

50 Tyson v. Crazed would be EPIC.

[LeedsJr]

The onyl thing that bothered me with that segment was Ron's strange pronunciation, "Chocklate".
Hasn't he lived in Manhattan long enough to learn it's porperly pronounced "Chawklate"?

[foodcourtdruide]

Thats It!!!!!!!

The Ultimate Rap Battle That Needs To Happen:

Baaawwwwbbby Kelly Vs. Crazed!!!!

Super Heavyweight Title On The Line!!!!!!!

Crazed's rhymes makes as much sense as the Arizona shooters' writings.

[Dell]

50 Tyson v. Crazed would be EPIC.

remix...

I also noticed a little Jason Ellis in that last one...

[Furtherman]

The onyl thing that bothered me with that segment was Ron's strange pronunciation, "Chocklate".
Hasn't he lived in Manhattan long enough to learn it's porperly pronounced "Chawklate"?

You can take the guy outta Philly...

[CountryBob]

I'd actually like to hear Crazed rap when he has the words in front of him. :blink:

[foodcourtdruide]

remix...

I also noticed a little Jason Ellis in that last one...

Why? Because it made you change the station immediately?

[Baby DEW Year]

how embarrassing...a tie with short sleeves...

He works at Best Buy!

[Gutter]

Thats It!!!!!!!

The Ultimate Rap Battle That Needs To Happen:

Baaawwwwbbby Kelly Vs. Crazed!!!!

Super Heavyweight Title On The Line!!!!!!!

50 Tyson v. Crazed would be EPIC.



3 vs 3 round robin single elimination shoot out?

[CountryBob]

Dumphy!

[Dell]

Crazed before calling the escort service...

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs022.snc3/10939_1263538558894_1542653461_690755_5075931_n.jp g

[Warren Peace]

Zito with the haymaker!

[CountryBob]

Crazed before calling the escort service...

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs022.snc3/10939_1263538558894_1542653461_690755_5075931_n.jp g

HAHA - he's a mess!:drunk:

[Dell]

Fez is at his best when putting the spurs to someone...he's just going with his best stuff here...

[Gutter]

:lol:

[Gutter]

i still haven't figured out what Zito is fake about.

[LeedsJr]

i still haven't figured out what Zito is fake about.

I still haven't figured out who he is and why he's on the show...

[CountryBob]

Zito is a plant - to instigate Fez...Google it!

[Gutter]

I still haven't figured out who he is and why he's on the show...

well yea, that too....but he seems like an alright kid.....his comedy is shite, but he seems harmless.

[Dell]

sorry for the deviation here, but I have a hilarious New York moment story...

my daughter and a bunch of friends went to NY for new years, and on their cab ride that night an intoxicated NY guy started given the cab driver a hard time when stopped at a light...

one of the guys in my daughter's group started defending the cab driver and harassing the drunk guy (daughter's friend was also drunk) from the backseat of the cab but wouldn't step out of the cab to fight the guy when asked...

the NY guy calmly opened the back door of the cab, gave my daughter's friend a little bitch slap, calmly closed the door and walked away...

after being stunned, everyone in the cab busted out laughing and hated that they didn't catch the event on video...

[sailor]

HAHA - he's a mess!:drunk:

Didn't mean to quote for that for my response. Crazed is not well. Cut him some slack.


Jonafin? The one esd hated?

[CountryBob]

Didn't mean to quote for that for my response. Crazed is not well. Cut him some slack.

Jonafin? The one esd hated?
Dude - no harm meant. I am a complete mess myself.

Is he in the background of that pic?

[fezident]

Anybuddy have the 14th show in mp3 format?
No Audible.

[underdog]

Anybuddy have the 14th show in mp3 format?
No Audible.

Still looking for it?

[disneyspy]

Still looking for it?

i just PM'd him

[disneyspy]

i used my one thread i can start a week on spoon's stupid birthday so i hope somebudday steps up and starts todays listening thread,otherwise i'll use this bitch

[disneyspy]

c'mon the best of earl's fuck ups show? the thread will write itself get on it! and you can chat here http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[CountryBob]

I wish my company celebrated MLK day - "I have a dream" to add this to our list of company recognized holidays for next year.

[A.J.]

c'mon the best of earl's fuck ups show?

I wish my company celebrated MLK day - "I have a dream" to add this to our list of company recognized holidays for next year.

An Earl fuck up show: perfect for MLK Day!

[disneyspy]

i love hearing earl loosing it and fez just saying "over modulation"

[sailor]

Was this email sent by mr vacation?

Nevermind, if Ron says they don't know him.

[disneyspy]

ps you dont have to link yourself up thru twitter or facebook,just use the little box at the bottom

and there were no tweets from the last 24hrs worthy of my tweet of the day

[disneyspy]

with all the abuse earl took,i'm surprised he lasted as long as he did

[sailor]

with all the abuse earl took,i'm surprised he lasted as long as he did

He's the record holder.

[CountryBob]

I miss Earl - wish he would come back more often

[jlehane]

another diabetes refresher for you all...

Type I diabetics' pancreas no longer produces insulin...

Type II diabetics produce insulin but their cells resist absorbing it...

BTW, a 164 glucose level is not low (he didn't need the sandwich)...

http://im.videosearch.rediff.com/thumbImage/videoImages/videoImages1/blip/rdhash830/Libertymedical-WilfordBrimleyOnHisDiabetes469-124.jpg

I warned Fez back in the DC days that he was in BETES-land with a special CHEER.Now who's pacing in front of speeding trains? No,it ain't Crazy Jen or Crazy Jerry.....:surrender::wallbash::furious: TREATMENT Motherfucker.Can you SEEK IT ?

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

Damn, Fez has been saying he is going to tell his secret for longer than I initially remembered.

I think that his secret is that he is straight ~~~~~ :ohmy:

[disneyspy]

wierd,the earl love never showed up here