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MacVittie
01-29-2011, 01:42 PM
... or a gay producer, or a gay person who's a regular guest on the show. Someone who is young, out, and comfortable with who they are. Someone who Fez will have to listen to as a voice of experience when they disagree with his stance on a gay-related new story. Right now all Fez does it point out situations where he feels gays are being maligned and slighted, and how bad they must feel when others bully them or don't approve of their lifestyle.

I'm tired of Fez constantly characterizing homosexuals as victims. Many gay people are strong, proud, and succeed in conjunction with their sexuality, not in spite of it.

Dude!
01-29-2011, 02:05 PM
no way...
there's already
one gay too many
on the show

sailor
01-29-2011, 02:12 PM
Miss Nico.

Dudeman
01-29-2011, 02:55 PM
... or a gay producer, or a gay person who's a regular guest on the show. Someone who is young, out, and comfortable with who they are. Someone who Fez will have to listen to as a voice of experience when they disagree with his stance on a gay-related new story. Right now all Fez does it point out situations where he feels gays are being maligned and slighted, and how bad they must feel when others bully them or don't approve of their lifestyle.

I'm tired of Fez constantly characterizing homosexuals as victims. Many gay people are strong, proud, and succeed in conjunction with their sexuality, not in spite of it.


They did... Fred the hair stylist back in DC.

(There was also a guest who fez outed and who may or may not be gay?)

MacVittie
01-29-2011, 03:35 PM
They did... Fred the hair stylist back in DC.

(There was also a guest who fez outed and who may or may not be gay?)

back in DC was a long time ago, and Fez certainly wasn't so (or at all) fixated on the Gays vs. Society struggle as he has been in the last 2 years or so.

jlehane
01-29-2011, 03:52 PM
the show before in DC and NYC.It was different,maybe not so great for other listeners.I'm never one for leaning on the WEIRD just because it's WEIRD,and Ron has that same sensibility,no BS approach.Trying to sustain something that ain't real or ain't working/hard sell just isn't worth a prolonged laborious effort.Look at Sleeves if you need an example.Not just ODD,but SMART,not DUMB BUT SMAAAAAHT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9x2EiYQY http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/IKfIkeRq5Og/default.jpg :sad:

hanso
01-29-2011, 04:11 PM
Have Fez make a list of gay guests to bring in.

Rawkus
01-29-2011, 06:08 PM
they already have a gay intern, I think his name is gabe.

disneyspy
01-29-2011, 07:18 PM
gaybe

Dudeman
01-29-2011, 07:23 PM
Have Fez make a list of gay guests to bring in.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/03/02/0302_bruce_vilanch_wi-1.jpg

Dudeman
01-29-2011, 07:45 PM
back in DC was a long time ago, and Fez certainly wasn't so (or at all) fixated on the Gays vs. Society struggle as he has been in the last 2 years or so.

I know. I agree. I just brought up Fred the hairstylist more to say that it was too bad Fez wasn't going through these issues when he was around.

A.J.
01-30-2011, 09:27 AM
Have Fez make a list of gay guests to bring in.

Was Johnny Weir on his list?

A.J.
01-30-2011, 09:28 AM
They did... Fred the hair stylist back in DC.

Wow. I forgot all about him.

Furtherman
01-30-2011, 10:19 AM
A gay intern, who was comfortable with himself, would drive Fez absolutely bonkers and he would lash out against that person viciously.

sailor
01-30-2011, 10:20 AM
A gay intern, who was comfortable with himself, would drive Fez absolutely bonkers and he would lash out against that person viciously.

so, good radio?

Furtherman
01-30-2011, 10:25 AM
I don't know. His mental problems are becoming less and less funny, and more disturbing and sad.

underdog
01-30-2011, 10:44 AM
so, good radio?

Is Fez v Zito good radio?

hanso
01-30-2011, 03:53 PM
Not for me. It reminds me of the drunk show. When he went off on whats his name.
Fez could also put anti gays on a list for guests. And do battle with them.

thepaulo
01-30-2011, 04:15 PM
There can never be enough gay.

sailor
01-30-2011, 04:34 PM
Is Fez v Zito good radio?

in general i enjoy it; it gets fez involved at least. the whole sitcom thing was a tad too insane for me tho'. fez inventing zito's machiavellian machinations was just loopy.

disneyspy
01-30-2011, 04:36 PM
i think paulo needs to intern for them,so fez can get some

jlehane
01-30-2011, 04:36 PM
Probably a rotation of 20 contestants in a 2 weeks SPANDY might be a good idea for a show TAG-ALONG personality.Maybe just before Spring vacation....a GAY-Cation promo,and see how a 2 week gay nightmare RF would be. I'm there with my popcorn.....oh wait I don't listen anymore cause I got banned from the Bigass room and the Ted's room...yeah that's the ticket.I'll just read about it. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BillNyexJerry11SmallcollageTiny3.jpg I still like where this thread is going.:unsure::lol: No wait I'm straight....hey don't poke me there:wacko::flush: Do something nice for gay stylists be they clothes or hair or make-up etc

underdog
01-30-2011, 05:27 PM
in general i enjoy it; it gets fez involved at least. the whole sitcom thing was a tad too insane for me tho'. fez inventing zito's machiavellian machinations was just loopy.

There just seems to be no humor to Fez's take. It's awful.

jonyrotn
01-30-2011, 05:49 PM
YIn this economy? Gay or not, I'm pretty sure you can pluck an ex-bank president right off of Wall Street who'll blow Fez for 4 hours a day for loaf of bread and a can of baked beans...Jk...It'd prolly take a can of Spam too, but then there'll be a NO coffee break clause, so who really wins in the end.. Hahaha, I said "END"...

jlehane
01-30-2011, 06:57 PM
Renfield: By making them happen. A red mist spread over the lawn, coming on like a flame of fire! And then he parted it, and I could see that there were thousands of rats, with their eyes blazing red, like his, only smaller. Then he held up his hand, and they all stopped, and I thought he seemed to be saying: "Rats! Rats! Rats! Thousands! Millions of them! All red-blood! All these will I give you! If you will obey me!" http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs522.snc3/29698_130523040292759_100000051905261_320832_12550 6_n.jpg Maybe I just need a lemon soda...yeah ,that's it.It will HELP me.:blink:

jlehane
01-30-2011, 07:19 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs641.snc4/60097_158076874204042_100000051905261_474532_24921 60_n.jpg inviting you to join us as we march gallantly against Hose-Me-Down-Mo Barrack throwing rocks and singing MANLY songs for the ages against the infidel oppression.Join us Dave and be a hero to ALL ! http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165130_193923703952692_100000051905261_712365_6261 663_n.jpg Aww Jeepers,mister Omar,I'm not so sure I can go.I got a couple kids and who's gonna look out for them if I go hopping on the next flight to a SALAMI FEST ? :thumbup::king::smoke::lol: long way to go for a poke

Furtherman
01-31-2011, 06:21 AM
Furtherman may have cracked the code.


Coming from you, that's the best thing I've ever heard.

CountryBob
01-31-2011, 06:45 AM
I have a hard time reading jelhane's posts - so much going on there. :unsure:

KnoxHarrington
01-31-2011, 07:15 AM
I have a hard time reading jelhane's posts - so much going on there. :unsure:

What scares me about them is that I think they're the real thing. I -- or just about anyone else here -- could write a post in that same style, but I think you'd be able to tell that it's a gimmick.

No, this is 100% grade-A, genuine crazy.

jlehane
01-31-2011, 07:21 AM
This fool Hose-Me-Down_Moe Barrack ,a PUPPET DICK-TATER,must be dethroned at once,and you are the ONE we NEED.It takes a Puppet to defeat another PUPPET.You Americans understand NOTHING of history. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2XRpqVjxVu26ETX7remMUSxcTQ4_EO VSbQlyBSepN4ALj4Ro5gQ Hear me now Dave,I'm only begging you ONE TIME ! It is your destiny to join us in Cairo ....why,I'm getting PUPPET WOOD just thinking about your return.We don't even care if you're HALF -A-JEW at this point.We know what matters and the time is NOW! :laugh::clap::lol: YAY ! Go Gettem Dave !!!:clap::thumbup::laugh:

Captain Geech
01-31-2011, 12:51 PM
Great idea. Because if it's one thing we know. Fez soaks in all the knowledge and experience from the great people he gets to talk to and meet daily. He's surrounded by nothing but support and an exhausting wealth of information concerning whatever made-up phobia he has that day and he sure uses it to his advantage.

Fuck him. He's a miserable faggot that has turned one of the best things going today into chore to listen to and I'm guessing as far as Ron is concerned a fucking chore to do. Fuck him.

zildjian361
01-31-2011, 02:07 PM
Ramoone, or was that Howard's show:wink:

disneyspy
01-31-2011, 02:49 PM
Fuck him. He's a miserable faggot that has turned one of the best things going today into chore to listen to and I'm guessing as far as Ron is concerned a fucking chore to do. Fuck him.

have you even listened to the show this whole fucking month?

fez has been great,fuck you

jennysmurf
01-31-2011, 03:02 PM
have you even listened to the show this whole fucking month?

fez has been great,fuck you

http://i.techrepublic.com.com/blogs/flamewar_nuclear_option.png

underdog
01-31-2011, 03:07 PM
have you even listened to the show this whole fucking month?

fez has been great,fuck you

I really like when he fights with Zito with absolutely zero humor added.

disneyspy
01-31-2011, 03:10 PM
I really like when he fights with Zito with absolutely zero humor added.

he crushed zito and he had some good lines but thanks for reitterating the same line for the tenth time in ten posts

you better go to the record repair store

underdog
01-31-2011, 03:42 PM
he crushed zito and he had some good lines but thanks for reitterating the same line for the tenth time in ten posts

you better go to the record repair store

You're welcome.

But seriously, Fez has been atrocious lately. He made Zito likable. He had a chance to do something funny and interesting, and we end up with that awful sitcom he wrote.

disneyspy
01-31-2011, 03:46 PM
You're welcome.

But seriously, Fez has been atrocious lately. He made Zito likable. He had a chance to do something funny and interesting, and we end up with that awful sitcom he wrote.

i'll admit i was too sick to listen to the show on fez's sitcom day but i read the listening thread and it seemed most people liked it

underdog
01-31-2011, 03:49 PM
i'll admit i was too sick to listen to the show on fez's sitcom day but i read the listening thread and it seemed most people liked it

Eh, I hate being the guy bashing the show but Fez has just finally lost me recently.

jlehane
01-31-2011, 05:45 PM
and Fez is being replaced by a doppelgangbanger http://webzoom.freewebs.com/fantasmickingdom/Sebastian%20Cabot.jpg If he changes personalities like wardrobe,who would ever notice,or be the wiser? Maybe the real Fez is with Mrs Beazeley in BUFFYLAND ??? :laugh:

underdog
01-31-2011, 06:11 PM
and Fez is being replaced by a doppelgangbanger http://webzoom.freewebs.com/fantasmickingdom/Sebastian%20Cabot.jpg If he changes personalities like wardrobe,who would ever notice,or be the wiser? Maybe the real Fez is with Mrs Beazeley in BUFFYLAND ??? :laugh:

You're so fucking awful.

TripleSkeet
01-31-2011, 07:15 PM
have you even listened to the show this whole fucking month?

fez has been great,fuck you

Lets not go overboard.

jlehane
02-01-2011, 03:29 AM
http://img.freebase.com/api/trans/image_thumb/m/0kmp2p?errorid=%2Ffreebase%2Fno_image_png&maxheight=200&mode=fit&maxwidth=150 Kinda brings back tender moments. :flush:

jlehane
02-01-2011, 03:52 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/JPLehane3/SavageCabbage2.jpg Opinions grow like assholes.:clap::flush:

Sloppy2nds
02-01-2011, 02:04 PM
Isn't Outq like right around the corner from them?

Zorro
02-01-2011, 08:00 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/JPLehane3/SavageCabbage2.jpg Opinions grow like assholes.:clap::flush:

Wow thats what sebastin cabot looke like ten years after death. Not bad but that guy on the left that some scary post-mortem photo

foodcourtdruide
02-01-2011, 08:14 PM
Wow. I forgot all about him.

So has the rest of America.

ChrisBrown
02-02-2011, 03:07 AM
have you even listened to the show this whole fucking month?

fez has been great,fuck you


Here is why fewer and fewer people come to .net. Really? "fuck you"? I didn't get the sense Underdog was saying anything troll-ish.

ChrisBrown
02-02-2011, 03:10 AM
Life is too short to spend your free time on a messageboard telling complete strangers to fuck off because they disagree over a radio show.

sailor
02-02-2011, 04:04 AM
Here is why fewer and fewer people come to .net. Really? "fuck you"? I didn't get the sense Underdog was saying anything troll-ish.

maybe i read it wrong, but i think they get along and underdog didn't take it personally.

disneyspy
02-02-2011, 04:08 AM
Here is why fewer and fewer people come to .net. Really? "fuck you"? I didn't get the sense Underdog was saying anything troll-ish.

maybe you need to reread better and clearly you have no idea on how undie and i reply to each other but thanks for coming here to judge us,you're one of the super cool ones!

sailor
02-02-2011, 04:25 AM
maybe you need to reread better and clearly you have no idea on how undie and i reply to each other but thanks for coming here to judge us,you're one of the super cool ones!

group hug!

ChrisBrown
02-02-2011, 04:39 AM
yeah!? well... FUCK YOU!!

Just kidding. I clearly got it wrong...carry on, don't mind me

sailor
02-02-2011, 04:44 AM
yeah!? well... FUCK YOU!!

Just kidding. I clearly got it wrong...carry on, don't mind me

no problem. even though you misread it, personally i'm glad you spoke up.

underdog
02-02-2011, 06:43 AM
yeah!? well... FUCK YOU!!

Just kidding. I clearly got it wrong...carry on, don't mind me

Yeah, it didn't really bother me. I like disneyspy.

sailor
02-02-2011, 07:15 AM
Yeah, it didn't really bother me. I like disneyspy.

just say the word and he's banned, tho.

disneyspy
02-02-2011, 10:11 AM
just say the word and he's banned, tho.

im trying to call the show to tell them you're threatening to ban me for sticking up for fez

jennysmurf
02-02-2011, 10:15 AM
maybe i read it wrong, but i think they get along and underdog didn't take it personally.

He didn't say that to Underdog, it was to Captain Geech. Unless they are one in the same...*cue dramatic music* In my opinion, Captain Geech deserved it, cause he was being super stinky.


But I wouldn't mind it if you banned DS.:wink:

disneyspy
02-02-2011, 10:29 AM
He didn't say that to Underdog, it was to Captain Geech. Unless they are one in the same...*cue dramatic music* In my opinion, Captain Geech deserved it, cause he was being super stinky.


But I wouldn't mind it if you banned DS.:wink:

i just left you a message at burninhellanddieinapuddle.com

sailor
02-02-2011, 10:31 AM
He didn't say that to Underdog, it was to Captain Geech. Unless they are one in the same...*cue dramatic music* In my opinion, Captain Geech deserved it, cause he was being super stinky.


But I wouldn't mind it if you banned DS.:wink:

crap, that changes everything.

jlehane
02-02-2011, 05:35 PM
I recall before I went offline for a year that Fez made a generous offer to Dave to ease his pain economically and smoothe over a rift between them. My opinion,Fez would be hard to work for walking on eggshells,and Ron just the opposite(you show up for work and Ron says something like Oh You again?). Ok ,well anyway Dave had crossed the line with Fez and made him explode,get all upset.But he did that HISTORIC about face for the good of RON and the show.Admirable. So I was thinking when Dave turned down the offer of KINDER-CASH,KIND + CHIDREN(M. Jackson pronunciation)/der KINDER,he just dug himself deeper and couldn't see the future. I thought,wow I just spent my load hoping Fez had completely resolved the situation like an elegant math equation. Never assume others see totally clear logic.Fez solved a problem,but WHACK.....who roooned it? The Puppet? Play out what would have happened if Fez's plan had worked and Dave as TARZAN swung from one vine to the next vine(opportunity) rather than take a big fall.Ron says this shit all the time...raw business sense.STEPPING STONE to the next job.My dad uses a French word Parle'(Par-Lay) and I hate when my dad makes total sense using fancy words.Oh It's a GAMBLING TERM,so you have all heard it. Can Dave negotiate his way back to a TEMP spot under quarterly review?:king::surrender::clap::bye: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/discussion/avatars/2010/10/20/GavinGroom/75454733-0418-4f8e-ab34-feede9b97c17/60x60.png Why should you care?

underdog
02-02-2011, 05:55 PM
I recall before I went offline for a year

Please do it again.

disneyspy
02-02-2011, 06:04 PM
Please do it again.

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jlehane
02-03-2011, 10:17 AM
Gay thread/Muslims protesting in Cairo/Muslims kill gays/recruiting DAVE as their hope to overthrow a PUPPET DICK-TATER....oh it's like PARADISE writing for you. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BillNyexJerry11SmallcollageTiny3.jpg It's almost like you can see this GUY'S face beside the Mars rover.ALMOST...just that far away. Why is his face on the ground? Aha ,There's the RUB! :devil2::lol::bye::blink: Mars Underground/Cairo was named after MARS...look it up. Why does the Martian look like Sebastian Cabot from FAMILY AFFAIR?