RonFez.Net 10th Anniversary Party - 2/19/11

[JustJon]

Saturday, February 5th marks 10 years of RonFez.Net, so we want to commemorate the occasion with a proper celebration at Idle Hands. So on Saturday, February 19th, we will drink in honor of friendships found, members lost and good times had.

And to commemorate this special occasion, our buddays at Tito's Vodka will be in attendance and bringing at least a case of their fine product for us to drink. So thank you to them for giving us all of that lovely vodka to drink.

The details:
9pm-12am
Saturday, February 19th
Idle Hands
25 Avenue B, New York, NY

Hope to see you all there!

[Dude!]

you should call the party the
"RonFez.Net 10th and
Final Anniversary Party - 2/19/11"

[KingModem]

I miss RonFez.net. It was the best.

[jonyrotn]

Oh my EFFIN god, I neeeeeed to drink..I already killed my bottle of vanilla extract and the mouthwash was next but I think I can hold out for this..plus...
It might be cool to catch a DWI case 4 days after I retire..I could use a little "Bullpen Therapy"..

[Gutter]

sounds kick ass. I'm in.

[Gutter]

looks like they've got some of my favorite in bottles over there too:

Ithica Flower Power
Victory Prima Pils
Lagunitas IPA
Stone Levitation


hyped.

[Judge Smails]

I don't know if its a good idea to wait that long. Are you sure the board's even gonna make all the way to February 19th? As it is now, I only come here when I need to get deals on sports jerseys and handbags.

[spoon]

I'm going just to see Jjon's new black sports coat/jeans combo for 2011!

[Contra]

Going to try to go, so many did not make it this far. Moment of silence, for GVAC...

[disneyspy]

i'll poor a forty on the floor for mikeyboy

[spoon]

i'll poor a forty on the floor for mikeyboy

I say celebrate! Now knock it off!

We also lost Hottub in that trade so I say it's a great move overall!

[spoon]

Going to try to go, so many did not make it this far. Moment of silence, for GVAC...

who?

[underdog]

who?

He's the guy that was promoting that awful website on air yesterday.

[spoon]

He's the guy that was promoting that awful website on air yesterday.

You mean the guy who ran from here bc he's afraid of Tenbats and somehow needed MORE ass licking? I'm sure he doesn't even remember his own name by now. Didn't Dan Laroe and Toilet Crusher drive him out to a nursing home for IBS in Tennessee?

[spoon]

He's the guy that was promoting that awful website on air yesterday.

The guy who now likes, no LOVES, no CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT TWITTER?!

The same guy who actually thought it was worth it to debate MLC at anything? That just isn't something anyone can win at, in any way. Why bother? Yes Chris, another GREAT idea...move on.

[Yuppie_Scum]

Is Ron & Fez still on the radio? :flush:

[DolaMight]

2006 in da house

[PapaBear]

I've been thinking about making a trip up there soon. This just may be it.

[sailor]

I've been thinking about making a trip up there soon. This just may be it.

write it on a rock.

[jonyrotn]

write it on a rock.
Hahaha..Is that guy still alive? (not papabear)

[BlackSpider]

Is Ron & Fez still on the radio? :flush:

One of them... :unsure:

[BlackSpider]

Going to try to go, so many did not make it this far. Moment of silence, for GVAC...

i'll poor a forty on the floor for mikeyboy

Thanks guys...

[Snoogans]

if the aniversary is saturday feb 5th, why isnt the party on saturday, feb 5th?

[BlackSpider]

if the aniversary is saturday feb 5th, why isnt the party on saturday, feb 5th?

Gvac can't make it that day...

[spoon]

Gvac can't make it that day...

I was going to go with, Mikeyboy didn't get the memo before he did all of Jon's work like for the Christmas party. Oh wait, he got vodka! Ha! I'm sure there's no catch there or some tie in to Jon getting something. I have no, ZERO faith or trust in JustJon at this point.

Here's a list: Mikeyboy, Alkey, Gvac, JoetheBartender, Foster/Katja, Doogie, Justice, Crippler and on and on.

The list are names of people who through better parties/get togethers for a board the owner gives two fucks about until it's time to use it to get on the show again. Time to give money for show gifts people. Thanksgiving show board friends! Sit down/get along conf buddies. Fued show guys. Yah, he's that guy.

[JustJon]

Oh my EFFIN god, I neeeeeed to drink..I already killed my bottle of vanilla extract and the mouthwash was next but I think I can hold out for this..plus...
It might be cool to catch a DWI case 4 days after I retire..I could use a little "Bullpen Therapy"..

Then we'll make sure you get two drinks.

looks like they've got some of my favorite in bottles over there too:

Ithica Flower Power
Victory Prima Pils
Lagunitas IPA
Stone Levitation


hyped.

Idle Hands is a cool dive bar. It's this low key basement on Ave B. And has good cell service down there.

if the aniversary is saturday feb 5th, why isnt the party on saturday, feb 5th?

Because I was working with a sponsor and it was better for them to work with us later in the month, so the party was pushed back a little bit.

[jonyrotn]

I was going to go with, Mikeyboy didn't get the memo before he did all of Jon's work like for the Christmas party. Oh wait, he got vodka! Ha! I'm sure there's no catch there or some tie in to Jon getting something. I have no, ZERO faith or trust in JustJon at this point.

Here's a list: Mikeyboy, Alkey, Gvac, JoetheBartender, Foster/Katja, Doogie, Justice, Crippler and on and on.

The list are names of people who through better parties/get togethers for a board the owner gives two fucks about until it's time to use it to get on the show again. Time to give money for show gifts people. Thanksgiving show board friends! Sit down/get along conf buddies. Fued show guys. Yah, he's that guy.

Jesus Christ spoon..No fuckin around in your game..You go straight for the jugular...Careful though, your gift may be your curse...
Don't forget...Just cuz Jon our general, doesn't mean there's not a real person on the other end of those words...That being said, fuck you dirty dick.. ;-)

[spoon]

Jesus Christ spoon..No fuckin around in your game..You go straight for the jugular...Careful though, your gift may be your curse...
Don't forget...Just cuz Jon our general, doesn't mean there's not a real person on the other end of those words...That being said, fuck you dirty dick.. ;-)

Nothing but truth passed on there. For fuck's sake, his shitty work here lost us some fun, fucked up posters. So much that they went off and started their own fucking board, even if MPWd and gayed up via ass licking and political thread ban. He could give two fucks about it here and should just hang it up like Pettite. The board was given to him, he should give it up to the next in line who gives a fuck outside of being a leach/money suck.

[jonyrotn]

Nothing but truth passed on there. For fuck's sake, his shitty work here lost us some fun, fucked up posters. So much that they went off and started their own fucking board, even if MPWd and gayed up via ass licking and political thread ban. He could give two fucks about it here and should just hang it up like Pettite. The board was given to him, he should give it up to the next in line who gives a fuck outside of being a leach/money suck.
Well until a hungrier soldier takes him out he remains our gangs shot caller...Words hurt but a shank is forever..
I'm not saying I feel a coup de grâce afoot, but I feel a coup de grâce afoot...

[underdog]

Nothing but truth passed on there. For fuck's sake, his shitty work here lost us some fun, fucked up posters. So much that they went off and started their own fucking board, even if MPWd and gayed up via ass licking and political thread ban. He could give two fucks about it here and should just hang it up like Pettite. The board was given to him, he should give it up to the next in line who gives a fuck outside of being a leach/money suck.

I'm going to get the board and force you to be a mod.

[Gutter]

Idle Hands is a cool dive bar. It's this low key basement on Ave B. And has good cell service down there.


sounds like my kind of spot.

[angrymissy]

I would like to go but it's gonna be tough. I'm in CO the entire week beforehand and get back Sat afternoon.

[Furtherman]

if the aniversary is saturday feb 5th, why isnt the party on saturday, feb 5th?

I think it's better this way... with Sunday being Super Bowl.

I have no, ZERO faith or trust in JustJon at this point.

It's compaliners such as yourself that drove people away. So what if they post on another board. We should all be able to get together and have fun, because that's what normal, balanced, selfless people do. If your board experience is messed up, that's your problem, and complaining about it is crazy.

sounds like my kind of spot.

Yea right, like anyone's gonna call you.

[Gutter]

sounds like my kind of spot.

Yea right, like anyone's gonna call you.


shit......i really want to write something crass and funny, but everything i come up with sounds genuinely mean and devoid of humor.

[sailor]

I blame Mikey for driving them away. Then he went and developed Stockholm syndrome.

[Furtherman]

and devoid of humor.

That sounds about right!!

[Gutter]

That sounds about right!!

whatever queer.

[Furtherman]

whatever queer.

:lol:

[Gutter]

:lol:

for anyone interested, Furtherman will be gawking about in the city tonight acting self-important.

[Furtherman]

for anyone interested, Furtherman will be gawking about in the city tonight acting self-important.

Jealous.

[disneyspy]

wrong thread,sorry

[sailor]

wrong thread,sorry

Technology's always roughest for the elderly.

[jonyrotn]

I would like to go but it's gonna be tough. I'm in CO the entire week beforehand and get back Sat afternoon.
Tough?
Sounds perfect to me..You even get to have batting practice on the plane before the big game..I know they're small but if you charm the stewardess you'll be buzzed before the you're even over the Rockies and all bombed out by the time you hit the Mississippi..Drop off you luggage, brush your teeth and then it's off to alphabet city ready to drink like your hair's on fire..See? Easy peasy.. ;-)

[jonyrotn]

It's compaliners such as yourself that drove people away. So what if they post on another board. We should all be able to get together and have fun, because that's what normal, balanced, selfless people do. If your board experience is messed up, that's your problem, and complaining about it is

Head down, fist up..

[Contra]

I would like to go but it's gonna be tough. I'm in CO the entire week beforehand and get back Sat afternoon.

I hope you make it, was bummed your back didn't hold out for the xmas party

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Im goin into the city to see Immortal at the Grammercy...maybe I'll stop by and grab a beer after the show.

[keithy_19]

I don't know if its a good idea to wait that long. Are you sure the board's even gonna make all the way to February 19th? As it is now, I only come here when I need to get deals on sports jerseys and handbags.

:lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Don't worry Smellers....Me and my life size cut out of Fezzie will be there.

How exciting is this going to be!?!

[Contra]

Don't worry Smellers....Me and my life size cut out of Fezzie will be there.

How exciting is this going to be!?!

Would be better if you brought the plates

[spoon]

I think it's better this way... with Sunday being Super Bowl.



It's compaliners such as yourself that drove people away. So what if they post on another board. We should all be able to get together and have fun, because that's what normal, balanced, selfless people do. If your board experience is messed up, that's your problem, and complaining about it is crazy.





You know what's cute? ^THAT post!^ HAahahahaha! Slurp slurp slurp, ignorant/blind, slurp. Yes sir, they all left bc of complaints and having an opinion is certainly CRAZY!! Good talk fman, good talk. :wacko:

[spoon]

I'm going to get the board and force you to be a mod.

Well the first thing I'd do is get people who can add to the site as help and put the money BACK into the site and events through it. Then I'd buy a wig for Jon and help him move out of his mother's basement with all his legos. Oh wait, that just happened last year at 35! Yes, the complainers who have been here since before he was handed the board and let it die on the vine shouldn't give two fucks and just ROLL with it. That's further's take, not mine.

Who needs softball when you can play twiffleball? Who needs bar nights when you can have twestivals? Just focus on getting ronnie b quotes an award baby! That's the way to get some "kudos" son!

[Contra]

Well the first thing I'd do is get people who can add to the site as help and put the money BACK into the site and events through it. Then I'd buy a wig for Jon and help him move out of his mother's basement with all his legos. Oh wait, that just happened last year at 35! Yes, the complainers who have been here since before he was handed the board and let it die on the vine shouldn't give two fucks and just ROLL with it. That's further's take, not mine.

Who needs softball when you can play twiffleball? Who needs bar nights when you can have twestivals? Just focus on getting ronnie b quotes an award baby! That's the way to get some "kudos" son!


And how
Wakka wakka

[fezident]

Gatherings like this make me wish I enjoyed drinking alcohol. But... not my thang.

Have fun Buddays.


RONFEZ.NET FOR LIFE!

[spoon]

Gatherings like this make me wish I enjoyed drinking alcohol. But... not my thang.

Have fun Buddays.


RONFEZ.NET FOR LIFE!

It's a pretty gay board you know, do you enjoy legos and cock?

[fezident]

It's a pretty gay board you know, do you enjoy legos and cock?

Legos are boring.

[disneyspy]

Legos are boring.

not if you make them into a cock

[Judge Smails]

not if you make them into a cock

http://voffka.com/pic/lego/porn/lego_porn_2.jpg

[TooCute]

You should have consulted with me first before setting the date. I can't make it. Alas.

[furie]

Ok, I'm in.
This will be the first ronfez.net event i'll be making in probably 5 years.

[spoon]

Legos are boring.

:lol:

[keithy_19]

What's the best way to get there from the 23rd Street PATH station?

[Sinestro]

So no one is going?



besides JustJon and Keithy19.


Is there a covercharge?

[keithy_19]

So no one is going?



besides JustJon and Keithy19.


Is there a covercharge?

If Jon's ok with it you can do bodyshots. (you can do them even if he's not ok with it)

[Sinestro]

Are Ron and Fez going to be there or anyone from the show?

[keithy_19]

What show?

[Sinestro]

What show?

I wonder how they're all doing (Missy, Jeff, Silera and Pat). Is the people formally of the What show going to be there?

[keithy_19]

I wonder how they're all doing (Missy, Jeff, Silera and Pat). Is the people formally of the What show going to be there?

I'll be there promoting my blog.

[spoon]

Is there a covercharge?

Just your soul.

Jon is like a coach who has lost his team and needs to be fired/know when to walk away.

[PapaBear]

Daniel Snyder is an owner who has lost his team and needs to be fired/know when to walk away.
Fixed

[spoon]

Just your soul.

Jon/Dan Snyder is like a coach/owner who has lost his team and needs to be fired/know when to walk away.

Fixed

Fits both ways. Look at that!

[PapaBear]

Fits both ways. Look at that!
http://danbrokamp.com/chicagobrickartist/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/capt-obvious.jpg

[spoon]

http://danbrokamp.com/chicagobrickartist/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/capt-obvious.jpg

demote that lego fuck!

[A.J.]

Jon is like a coach who has lost his team and needs to be fired/know when to walk away.

http://www.chargersgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Norv-Turner-Disappointment.jpg

[BustahMyTool]

brushing up on my Chinese so I can communicate with our new members. Also hoping for a good deal on a handbag

[Philly Franko]

I have been wanting to attend a rf.net party/event for a long time...I was in the city after seeing Ozzy on his Birthday last December...problem was my ex girlfriend was having Bad Cramps/Hormones were raging...so it sucked for me...Had a great woodfired pizza on Houston street and a great drink there too...after cruising all over the city looking to party,75 miles later on my Odometer and a bitching are we home yet ex girlfriend...I drove home 135 miles to Wilmington Delaware (ronnies old stomping grounds) I will take the train up next time stay at a Hotel for a nite or two or with a cool board member or someone from the show...party hard see some sights...and have some great breakfast Lunches and Dinners in NYC (Fezzies Dinner is a must see) Hope to Buy drinks and or food and or some mind Altering substances for some of the board members and or show members...Thanks this Board RULES !!!:drunk:

[jonyrotn]

brushing up on my Chinese so I can communicate with our new members. Also hoping for a good deal on a handbag
It doesn't mater how many handbags you get, 20 minutes later you're gonna need more handbags.. But...
If you take a Gucci from colum A and a Coach from colum B, you get eggroll...

[Judge Smails]

SPY REPORT. . . SPY REPORT. Jon will announce at the party that he is selling off the board.

Here is a prepared statement from the new owner:

http://<IFRAME title="YouTube video player" height=390 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-qUSHBIc6BQ" frameBorder=0 width=640 allowfullscreen></IFRAME> (http://<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-qUSHBIc6BQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

[spoon]

http://www.chargersgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Norv-Turner-Disappointment.jpg

You get it. All the things I love are run by people who need to go. I think Jon would be a much better poster here, as Norv would be a much better OC. If he isn't into the board and not making money from it (ha!), why hang onto something you have no interest in any longer. Give it to someone who has a passion for the board a LITTLE! You know damn well that alone would put a little life back into this place. Perhaps they'd even reach out to the show in good ways versus just giving them gifts to lick ass for their own gains. Oh wait, he's leading a twitter charge on the Ronnie B quotes. How could I forget. Perhaps a brick fair 2011 RF.net logo for the front page at least?

[JerseyRich]

.net parties are so 2002.

:thumbup:

Hi Spoon.

See ya for the softball game this summer?

[spoon]

.net parties are so 2002.

:thumbup:

Hi Spoon.

See ya for the softball game this summer?

Hey Jrich. If the date is right sure thing. Can you bring our cardboard cutout of Jon to play second? It was much better than the real thing in the last game. At least a few balls hit off it and stayed in the infield.

Ooo look out, here comes the throw to first...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8GAsBwu9GxgctbPuO0mU32MapCP8qa 1H425b28VcbQNnT1m2T

[Contra]

So who is coming out to hang? Well, Even if it's just keithy at least I finally get to meet the guy.

[keithy_19]

So who is coming out to hang? Well, Even if it's just keithy at least I finally get to meet the guy.

Woo! I made a friend!

[JustJon]

Is there a covercharge?

No cover charge. Any bodyshots are between you and Keithy. Don't ask, don't tell.

[CruelCircus]

I'll be there!!

[Sinestro]

What's the best way to get there from the 23rd Street PATH station?

What's the best way to get there from the PATH?

[keithy_19]

What's the best way to get there from the PATH?

I've been wondering that. But I'm going into Penn Station now. I'm coming with a friend and some guy he works with. I forgot that we were planning to have a bar crawl in the city tomorrow. I'll definately make it to the party, probably drunk when I arrive.

[jennysmurf]

I've been wondering that. But I'm going into Penn Station now. I'm coming with a friend and some guy he works with. I forgot that we were planning to have a bar crawl in the city tomorrow. I'll definately make it to the party, probably drunk when I arrive.

Don't let them take advantage of you in your drunk state (unless you want them to). They're dirty dogs, the lot of them.

[Contra]

I've been wondering that. But I'm going into Penn Station now. I'm coming with a friend and some guy he works with. I forgot that we were planning to have a bar crawl in the city tomorrow. I'll definately make it to the party, probably drunk when I arrive.

God dammit keithy you better show

[zildjian361]

I can't fuck with Vodka, I learned my lesson years ago. Next time:down:

[sailor]

I can't fuck with Vodka, I learned my lesson years ago. Next time:down:

i bet they have beer as well.

[keithy_19]

I can't fuck with Vodka, I learned my lesson years ago. Next time:down:

But they'll be other drinks there, right?

[CruelCircus]

What's the best way to get there from the PATH?

Take it to the 33rd Street station, then transfer there to the F train.
Take the F train down to the 2nd Avenue stop. (2nd @ Houston.)
The bar is on Ave. B between 2nd and 3rd Streets. (B is three blocks east.)

http://www.idlehandsbar.com/idle-hands-bar-nyc-directions

[JustJon]

Don't let them take advantage of you in your drunk state (unless you want them to). They're dirty dogs, the lot of them.

Don't spoil our fun! :wink:

[midwestjeff]

God dammit keithy you better show

They'll be other twinks there, right?

ghey.

[zathrus]

sorry i can't be there to party with you guys. someone had to stay with the kids, so I decided to let furie have a night out

[sailor]

fun time. nice to meet people old and new. thanks to jon, further, gutter, circus, furie and the lurking tito's ladies.

[Contra]

fun time. nice to meet people old and new. thanks to jon, further, gutter, circus, furie and the lurking tito's ladies.

Last man standing, sorry I missed you buddy

[keithy_19]

I should never say that I'm going to be anywhere.

[furie]

To Justjon, Furtherman, gutter, circus, scott, sailor, and the Tito's girls lurking at table #9, great meeting up with you.

To the 2000 Members of ronfez.net who did not show at idle hands tonight, fuck you (unless you had a valid excuse of course).

To the three guys who complimented me on my penguins jersey, thank you for noticing

To the confusingly attractive tranny who asked if I needed anything "sweetie", no thank you ma'm, but thank you for noticing

To the hipsters who have taken over every NYC bar, stop it with the ironically small fedora, ironically large sideburns, and seriously enough with PBR

To the cab driver who pulled over and waited patiently while I got two hotdogs at grey's papaya, you earned your seven dollar tip

To the guy holding the baby in penn while on a pay phone, take that baby home, its 1am!

[keithy_19]

To the 2000 Members of ronfez.net who did not show at idle hands tonight, fuck you (unless you had a valid excuse of course).


To my friends who did not want to stay in NYC all night tonight, you suck.

To NJ Transit who does not run trains through to Roselle Park nearly enough, you suck.

To the asian girl who I shared Irish carbombs with at a bar that wasn't Idle Hands, you're alright.

[Sinestro]

So 7 people from the board showed up (based on the names you named) or 78 active members showed up from the active member list of 2078?

Pics?

And isn't 75% of the 2000 members on RonFez.net board characters?

[Sinestro]

To the asian girl who I shared Irish carbombs with at a bar that wasn't Idle Hands, you're alright.


How soon are you going to write a thread about her? Pics?

[BustahMyTool]

Where was everyone last night?

[Fallon]

Where was everyone last night?

Boston. :(

[zildjian361]

Ive been around a long time but I never understood how owning the board makes you money. can someone explain. personally I don't care I dig this place just curious

[furie]

or 78 active members showed up from the active member list of 2078?

i rounded off

[furie]

Ive been around a long time but I never understood how owning the board makes you money. can someone explain. personally I don't care I dig this place just curious

the sameway owning a tv station or a radio station would make you money

[zildjian361]

the sameway owning a tv station or a radio station would make you money

thanks i get it

[keithy_19]

How soon are you going to write a thread about her? Pics?

99.9% sure I'll never see her again so a thread would be useless.

You can google Avena Lee or Lily Thai and just think I was doing carbombs with an asian pornstar.

[angrymissy]

I didn't get back from a week long trip until 2AM Sat morning AND I have a raging case of pinkeye. Hope you all had fun

[BlackSpider]

I'd like to go.
When is it...?

[disneyspy]

I'd like to go.
When is it...?

tonight at gaytors in allentown,see you there!

[Contra]

To Justjon, Furtherman, gutter, circus, scott, sailor, and the Tito's girls lurking at table #9, great meeting up with you.

To the 2000 Members of ronfez.net who did not show at idle hands tonight, fuck you (unless you had a valid excuse of course).

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you.

yeah I guess I missed furie and furtherman hiding in the corner as well.

[Sinestro]

Any pics of the Vodka girls?

[keithy_19]

tonight at gaytors in allentown,see you there!

I've been there.

...wait, that's not the name of the club!

[PapaBear]

Ive been around a long time but I never understood how owning the board makes you money. can someone explain. personally I don't care I dig this place just curious
Haven't you been paying your dues?

[Sinestro]

Haven't you been paying your dues?

Shhh!!! don't ask, don't tell.

[jennysmurf]

Where was everyone last night?

California.

[Justice4all]

To the 2000 Members of ronfez.net who did not show at idle hands tonight, fuck you (unless you had a valid excuse of course).




I think work would count as an excuse. That and the fact that I live about 2 hours from NYC now instead of 20-30 mins.

[CruelCircus]

Had a great time, even with the small crowd.

Nice hanging out with you guys.

Certainly was a pleasant surprise to be able to drink free Tito's all night! Tito's!!
Idle Hands is a pretty good little dive, too.

[CountryBob]

Where was everyone last night?

Tennessee

[kRySpiE]

Hugs to all

[Gmann]

Sounds like the most depressing sausage party ever.

[Contra]

Sounds like the most depressing sausage party ever.


So so depressing

[spoon]

not for those who went to JayW's pill parade instead