Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02/15/2011...The Dawn Of Watson...

[Furtherman]

Buddays! I told you this would happen.

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866-Ron-0-Fez

[A.J.]

"Elementary."

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[Furtherman]

http://www.lookandlearn.com/blog/images/A005753.jpg

[A.J.]

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tom-watson.jpg

[Jayw]

Damn she looks hot in that conan pic, nice work furtherman.

First time I have heard the start of the show in a while. Bring it on

[CountryBob]

:wub:Mmmmmm Hermione looks tasty!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

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what's on...

[Gutter]

told us what would happen?


morning buddaaayyyys.

[Dell]

drop from SNATCH...

[Gutter]

from the opener....

"Boris? Boris the bullet dogger?"

"why do they call him the bullet dogger?"

"Because.....he dodges bullets Avi"


hahahahaha fuck i hafta watch that now

"Frankie fucking four fingers has a diamond the size of a fist!!"

[Jayw]

Man what a day to catch the start.

Starting off with some radiohead hell ya.

[Jayw]

Or end of opie and A either one

[Dell]

no spy, that fourth valentines gift must of really taxed him...

[Jayw]

I am so pumped for saturday, really hoping the album is good I pre-ordered without knowing a set-list or anything. Hopefully it will be at least 10 songs.

[Gutter]

oh great.....Fez has a brand new obsession......signs of improvement.......:dry:

[CountryBob]

Radiohead? i dont know any songs by them. What is their most famous song and best one - I'll check them out?

[Gutter]

Radiohead? i dont know any songs by them. What is their most famous song and best one - I'll check them out?

really? i'm surprised....i thought they were popular enough that everyone knew them. these were their biggest when MTV still actually played music vids.

creep is one of my favs

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karma police was different but still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
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[CountryBob]

I think the reporter didnt have a stroke - she was speaking in tongues, Jesus is coming back!!!

[Furtherman]

told us what would happen?

The inevitable robot apocalypse.

[CountryBob]

really? i'm surprised....i thought they were popular enough that everyone knew them. these were their biggest when MTV still actually played music vids.

creep is one of my favs

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karma police was different but still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
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Ahhh Yes - I do know that song. Homeless Mustard sings it - didnt know it was Radiohead.
I like them and will listen to more now...

[Jayw]

Radiohead? i dont know any songs by them. What is their most famous song and best one - I'll check them out?

That is a tough one to recommend just one song. Each album has a different vibe. Their most recent release is In rainbows. I recommend previewing the songs on amazon to see what you like, and if you do. Stay away from pablo honey(very first album) as your first listen.


http://www.amazon.com/In-Rainbows/dp/B0011TQLA2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1297786441&sr=8-1

[Gutter]

I think the reporter didnt have a stroke - she was speaking in tongues, Jesus is coming back!!!

hahahahaha......her smile when the vid began to me looked forced....like off camera, she knew something was wrong but she tried to power through it cause she knew she was gonna be live.

Fox News decided that she was just drunk though, as Furtherman pointed out on his FB yesterday.....which of course you can't find anymore.

[Jayw]

Creep may have been their most famous(best song off pablo honey which might not be saying much) but far from their best, thats for sure.

[Jayw]

anyone got link for that stroke vid?

[Gutter]

told us what would happen?

The inevitable robot apocalypse.


oh suuuuurrrreeee i've know about that for a while now too.

[Gutter]

anyone got link for that stroke vid?

I know a place on the internet where they have TONS of links for stroke vids.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Jayw]

Wow that sheen call was disturbing, what is he doing calling a radio show and rambling like that.

[Gutter]

:bye:

hi how are yaaa?

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Blows my mind that these rich celebrities don't have enough people to help them get control of their lives. I just saw the pics of Chris Farley's corpse after his OD a couple of days ago, and if I had someone like Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, etc. in my life I'd just show them that pic and say "Here's why you need help."

[Baby DEW Year]

I know a place on the internet where they have TONS of links for stroke vids.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[Misteriosa]

hi how are yaaa?

i think im coming down with something... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

[Baby DEW Year]

i think im coming down with something... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

Spy gave you his 4th gift?????

[Buffalo Back Jared]

i think im coming down with something... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL!

[Gutter]

i think im coming down with something... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

no bueno. start drinking lots of OJ and take some over the counter cold stuff. send a pre-emptive strike on that mutha.

[CountryBob]

Where is the D-spy?

[Misteriosa]

zito's gonna show this girl's pictures to strangers... then they wonder why girls are reluctant to send nudes... :down:

[Dell]

Where is the D-spy?

consuming lots of fluids...

[Gutter]

zito's gonna show this girl's pictures to strangers... then they wonder why girls are reluctant to send nudes... :down:

he's fuckin it up for everyone.

[sailor]

Ron helped that guy become a hero, making Ron a meta-hero.

[Dell]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f317/CoolLamas/EggMan.png

and what are these "breakfasses" that Zito keeps talking about...

[Gutter]

and what are these "breakfasses" that Zito keeps talking about...

picked up on that too. I think he's taking lessons on plurals from Brian Regan.

[Furtherman]

I remember that John Hughes interview. I thought it went well.

[Gutter]

The Mike Showalter interview should be really good. he's a funny dude.....and i haven't heard ANYONE talk about The State in about 5 years.

[Terry Pabb]

http://i.imgur.com/YTm3q.jpg

Eggin' it up.

[Gutter]

so is it "machine fucking" or "fucking machines"?

[Furtherman]

http://i.imgur.com/YTm3q.jpg

Eggin' it up.

I think Fez needs 'bout two or tree sandwiches.

[Dell]

so, in Deliverance when that mountain man pretended that Ned Beatty was a pig means that it was bestiality...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I think Fez needs 'bout two or tree sandwiches.

Yeah, he looks like he's lost a ton of weight. Zito looks like he needs a kick in the teeth, though...

[A.J.]

I think Fez needs 'bout two or tree sandwiches.

I think that's what led to the bad heart in the first place.

[Furtherman]

I think that's what led to the bad heart in the first place.

Two or tree healthy sandwiches? He just looks thin.

[Dell]

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how did we get so lucky to have this fellow as a regular caller/visitor...

[DOHO@HOME]

C dog is great:clap:

[underdog]

http://i.imgur.com/YTm3q.jpg

Eggin' it up.

Whoa, Fez lost a ton of weight. He also is starting to look like Norm Abram.

[Furtherman]

I think Fez also has some illusion that he's tight with the O&A crowd, and I don't think they'd do much to help him.

[Dell]

I missed it...which state and former klansman are they talking about?

[Dell]

oh I so wish they didn't go there with Robert E Lee...

we have a monument around the block for Jefferson...

edit: I went to Robert E. Lee Elementary School

[Misteriosa]

Two or tree healthy sandwiches? He just looks thin.

thats cuz we are used to seeing him so plump :o

if fezzie is actually trying to lose weight on purpose, then he's doing a great job :thumbup:

[Jayw]

Is it just me or is anyone else been having problems loading the board lately. I have to try two times usually really pissing me off.

[A.J.]

If this guy wants to bring up Sherman, I'd mention Andersonville Prison.

[realmenhatelife]

If this guy wants to bring up Sherman, I'd mention Andersonville Prison.

I think the valid point is that you're supposed to leave the concept that the Union was good, the Confederacy was evil, and the civil war was fought over slavery in elementary school. Fez really doesn't understand what the civil war is about.

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez Hates Flags!

[CountryBob]

I cant stand it when someone brings up Tibet - since they dont live over there I do not want to hear their fucking elitist opinion about that country and freedom.

[Furtherman]

I cant stand it when someone brings up Tibet - since they dont live over there I do not want to hear their fucking Chinese opinion about that country and freedom.

Fixed.

[CountryBob]

Thanks!

My point is alot of people champion that cause here in our country (and have no ties to Tibet for any reason) and it seems like the cool thing to do.

Why cant the cool thing to be doing is to rally for a cause in this country? Just my experience with some jackoffs that dont give a shit about anything here in US - just preach "Free Tibet".

[Zorro]

As I remember NY was the last state in the north to abolish slavery.

The notion slavery was not the proximate cause of the Civil War is just BS.

...and speaking of New York. For all the bullshit inflicted on the South; New York City is one of the most segregated places in the world.

Seriously this country needs a Truth Commission like the one in post-apartheid South Africa.

[Furtherman]

Why cant the cool thing to be doing is to rally for a cause in this country?

Join the Democratic party.

[Warren Peace]

oh great...time for Ron's wretched singing..

[CountryBob]

Everybody loves singing that verse - woke up this morning and I got myself a beer

[Terry Pabb]

whistle blowers, always ruining everybody's fun.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

As I remember NY was the last state in the north to abolish slavery.

The notion slavery was not the proximate cause of the Civil War is just BS.

...and speaking of New York. For all the bullshit inflicted on the South; New York City is one of the most segregated places in the world.

Seriously this country needs a Truth Commission like the one in post-apartheid South Africa.

Holy shit, where to start with you , dude...

1) The South (South Carolina, in particular) started the Civil War by declaring themselves independent from the Union BECAUSE of their desire to maintain slaveholding.

2) New York isn't "segregated". Segregation is a forced separation. Nobody in New York is saying all the blacks need to live in Harlem, Hispanics in Washington Heights, etc. People tend to live with others of their own culture due to the comforts found therein (language / dialect, foods, music, etc.).

Before you call for a "truth commission" maybe you need to revisit high school American History and Sociology 101...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

As I remember NY was the last state in the north to abolish slavery.

The notion slavery was not the proximate cause of the Civil War is just BS.

...and speaking of New York. For all the bullshit inflicted on the South; New York City is one of the most segregated places in the world.

Seriously this country needs a Truth Commission like the one in post-apartheid South Africa.

Oh, and your memory concerning northern states ending slavery failed you, as well, giving you the "hat trick of ignorance" award for the day...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_and_free_states#Northern_slave_states

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/lincolns/slavery/es_abolition.html

[sailor]

Ronnie the rat?

[sailor]

Ronnie is doing what he always hates with these moral conundrums; he's trying to change the ground rules. In fez's scenario, the factory WILL close.

[jennysmurf]

Is it just me or is anyone else been having problems loading the board lately. I have to try two times usually really pissing me off.

I haven't been having any trouble. Sorry, no help to you, but I hate to see a question ignored.:wink:

[Terry Pabb]

Glad to hear Fez is having fun with his own topic....



eggman droppin truth bombs

[sailor]

Jayw, maybe try a different browser? I used to have trouble with firefox not loading the board so now I use chrome.

[Gutter]

I love that every time Ron does a voice it always turns into Andy Rooney.

[Dell]

I love that every time Ron does a voice it always turns into Andy Rooney.

He does these impersonations; you'd think it was the real person!

[Lemieux66]

I'm impressed Crazed name dropped the Living Legends. Was expecting Birdman or some other horse shit.

[Gutter]

Jayw, maybe try a different browser? I used to have trouble with firefox not loading the board so now I use chrome.

chrome is feckin awesome....i use it myself.

[Dell]

every astronaut in the program said they would go up in the next launch...

[Gutter]

I love that every time Ron does a voice it always turns into Andy Rooney.

He does these impersonations; you'd think it was the real person!

well done sir.

[Furtherman]

Fez can't even grasp his own history and he wants to teach it?

[CountryBob]

Fez can't even grasp his own history and he wants to teach it?

He'd be good at teaching sex-ed to middle school boys - that sex with women is bad and gross!

[Furtherman]

The vastness of space would dictate any alien visitors would most likely destroy us.

[jennysmurf]

Fez can't even grasp his own history and he wants to teach it?

The history of the fez?

http://www.historyhouse.com/img/b/c/in_history/fez_1.gif

He could do a google search like I did, and learn all he needs to.:bye:

[Furtherman]

Ron's talking about The Nexus.

And Generations was a good movie.

[A.J.]

anyone got link for that stroke vid?

Here. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110215/ts_yblog_thecutline/reporters-bizarre-on-air-episode-raises-questions)

[Dell]

alright, just jumped back in and they're doing pot talk...

:smoke:

[Furtherman]

How does he know they have blue blood.

HMMMMM?!?!?!!?

[A.J.]

Ron's talking about The Nexus.

And Generations was a good movie.

Meh.

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[Gutter]

How does he know they have blue blood.

HMMMMM?!?!?!!?

HE'S A LIZARD PERSON!!!!

[jennysmurf]

How does he know they have blue blood.

HMMMMM?!?!?!!?

Everyone knows alien blood is green.

http://1313fxfrightzone.com/images/GreenBlood.jpg

[Furtherman]

Meh.



Ahhhh... that guy will probably ruin it for me! It was better than Insurrection, I'll give it that!

[Jayw]

Here. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110215/ts_yblog_thecutline/reporters-bizarre-on-air-episode-raises-questions)

Whoever said she was speaking in tongues - spot on. that was weird.

[Dell]

How does he know they have blue blood.

HMMMMM?!?!?!!?

solent green is people...

ever wondered why your veins look blue...

[Jayw]

Jayw, maybe try a different browser? I used to have trouble with firefox not loading the board so now I use chrome.

Thanks for the try, chrome was freezing up on ronfez.net too. must be my isp. getting realllllly annoying

[Furtherman]

It's A Bug Planet!!!!

[CountryBob]

I'd rather be whipped like Rico - instead of listening to Blowhard....:help:

[CountryBob]

I dont understand why people think its cool anymore to call in and give Fez shit - the show is so much better when the big cat is not fucked with by listeners...

[Jayw]

hahaha

Hicks- "I feel bad for calling him a dumb douchebag"

on never miss a superbowl guy dieing

[Furtherman]

I dont understand why people think its cool anymore to call in and give Fez shit - the show is so much better when the big cat is not fucked with by listeners...

Ron lets those calls through.

[Gutter]

hahaha

Hicks- "I feel bad for calling him a dumb douchebag"

on never miss a superbowl guy dieing

I thought fez's line of "never miss a funeral club" was pretty good too.

[Jayw]

I thought fez's line of "never miss a funeral club" was pretty good too.

really good i missed it

peace buddays

[CountryBob]

Ron lets those calls through.

Today is the day that I dont understand why people do what they do - tomorrow, I will probably agree with it.:bye:

[disneyspy]

here i am

[Hepcat22]

Back in the USA. Listened to most of yesterday's Ron&Fez in Nassau. (Glad the huge Disney ship was parked south of our litttle Oceania Regatta.) Listened to the first hour today in the Miami airport. Hope to record the show tonight.

12 days out of range is too darn much. I'm sick, sick I say....

"Did you ever see yellow mustard custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye?

I am the egg man
Coo coo cachoo...."

[jlehane]

Today is the day that I dont understand why people do what they do - tomorrow, I will probably agree with it.:bye: I guess it's like poppin zits or picking a scab to let the hurtful calls come in to mock Fez.I'm not one for censorship...it's a pet peeve to be anti-censor. Fez feels pain and has some snappy comebacks,lashing out.It keeps him on his toes,the meanness matched by an equally rude mad-lib.Sometimes he's not up for it.Sometimes he dishes out his pain on underlings like a Col. Klink. It can feed the energy or stop it cold,just depending.
Oh I see a perfect world where the fans throw rose petals before Fez when he walks.Ok,WADDLES. :thumbup:

[hanso]

Pepper Hicks is a ham and egger now.

[sailor]

here i am

behind the glass?

[PapaBear]

Radiohead? i dont know any songs by them. What is their most famous song and best one - I'll check them out?
I don't know about "famous", and I haven't heard today's show, so I don't know if this was brought up, but...

There was a very cool Radiohead performance on Saturday Night Live years ago. I was very impressed by it. Years after seeing it, I later heard Ron talk about how he and Fez were in the audience for that show. I just did a quick web search, and I believe it was in 2000, and Kate Hudson was the host that night.

As I said... If this has all been talked about already, forgive me. I'm two weeks behind on the show.