Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02/24/11...I Am The Lizard King!

[Furtherman]

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[Furtherman]

Ichiban!

http://www.whale.to/b/l2ja4now.jpg

[Gutter]

Morning buddays......hope Fez and his fam are doing well.

ICHIBAN: Louis CK forces Donald Rumsfeld to slip up and declare himself the "Grand Lizard" after a brutal line of questioning.

[disneyspy]

mahabone ma buddyas

[Crispy123]

http://getabikini.com/photos/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/green-bikini.jpg

Is it just me or does she have a pee stain on her crotch?

[DOHO@HOME]

Guess who's not going to the live show on friday?
ME it's been canceled due to Fez family issues so I'm sad on many levels today:sad:
Well enough with that looking for another strong show today:clap:

[disneyspy]

i wish you wouldve given me chance to guess

sorry that sucks bro

i'm having a hard time getting into the spynetwork now

[Crispy123]

Is it just me or does she have a pee stain on her crotch?

nevermind, I forgot Im in a listening thread with a bunch of queers... :bye:

i'm having a hard time getting into the spynetwork now

yeah WTF?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

loved that Marky Mark drop...

[Gutter]

that movie has some of the most quotable lines ever.

Kurt Longjohn: No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere so - hey - what the fuck? It's only the fucking photography of the movie we're talking about.

Little Bill: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?

Kurt Longjohn: OK. No big deal. Sorry.

[disneyspy]

nevermind, I forgot Im in a listening thread with a bunch of queers... :bye:



yeah WTF?

are you having trouble connecting too?

[disneyspy]

dell sent me BOOGIE NIGHTS for christmas and just watched it last week,its like a documentary of me

[Crispy123]

are you having trouble connecting too?

yeah I think i come across as too needy.

[Gutter]

dell sent me BOOGIE NIGHTS for christmas and just watched it last week,its like a documentary of me

wait, wait, lemme guess.....you're Little Bill? the guy whose wife cheats on him constantly until he looses his mind, shoots his wife and multiple lovers, and then eats a bullet ruining new years eve for everyone!?!?!?!?!? you selfish prick.

[Crispy123]

dell sent me BOOGIE NIGHTS for christmas and just watched it last week,its like a documentary of me

I can see that.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UGY7RFMf6lY/Sgtjc7WtaHI/AAAAAAAADi4/HhvQ1XUBNO0/s400/philip_seymour_hoffman_boogieNights.jpg

[coast]

wonder if ron will rant about the guy who has to pay a $2,000 fine everytime he lights up a cigar in his own apartment

[Dell]

I can see that.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UGY7RFMf6lY/Sgtjc7WtaHI/AAAAAAAADi4/HhvQ1XUBNO0/s400/philip_seymour_hoffman_boogieNights.jpg

no, this...

http://img.slate.com/media/51000/51667/Boogie3.JPG

he was working out some real issues...

[disneyspy]

no, this...

http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/boogienights/rollergirl.jpg

he was working out some real issues...

fail

[disneyspy]

the place where i had the most fun on the internet ever yesterday is back up

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[Dell]

I sure hope CountryBob is listening to this long account of Fez's father...

[Furtherman]

wonder if ron will rant about the guy who has to pay a $2,000 fine everytime he lights up a cigar in his own apartment

That's a good story... suggest it to ronandfez@aol.com or @202friends

[Crispy123]

So Fez's dad is still alive, right?

[Furtherman]

So Fez's dad is still alive, right?

I think so. Looks like he pulled through. Great news!

[Jayw]

Heya buddays

Hope I am one of the first 8 today!

[Jayw]

Is it just me or does she have a pee stain on her crotch?

Definitely some sort of stain thats for damn sure

[disneyspy]

Heya buddays

Hope I am one of the first 8 today!

better hurry up,its filling up fast

[Baby DEW Year]

better hurry up,its filling up fast

eww!

[wkj]

Lot of animals.

[Crispy123]

Definitely some sort of stain thats for damn sure

cumsies?

[wkj]

Downer day on RF.

[Baby DEW Year]

go to McDonalds and get salt & pepper shakers.

[Crispy123]

Downer day on RF.

not for me & this 8ball!

[Gutter]

Hicks; "Jesus is all encompensing"

we're gonna have to start a list like Vos has for Pepper.

[sailor]

Did Ron just say messageboard? What's that?

[wkj]

not for me & this 8ball!

:ohmy:

[Gutter]

he means Hillstrands.

[CountryBob]

I sure hope CountryBob is listening to this long account of Fez's father...

Nope - missed the first 53 minutes due to a meeting. Stupid work gets in the way dont it?

[Dell]

Nope - missed the first 53 minutes due to a meeting. Stupid work gets in the way dont it?

agreed and just messing with you...

Fez's father is going through a lot and is pulling through so far...

the fact that they have him on morphine is not a good sign, in my opinion...

[Gutter]

agreed and just messing with you...

Fez's father is going through a lot and is pulling through so far...

the fact that they have him on morphine is not a good sign, in my opinion...

I imagine, if he showed signs of improvement than they would have taken him off of the morphine.

[sailor]

Did Ron just really allude to Michigan being some small school in the Midwest?

[wkj]

This caller is lying or really in over his head. Mortgage of $4700 and makes $100K....do the math.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm gonna be the one to say it. I dont think Ron is hip enough for Portland.

[disneyspy]

Did Ron just really allude to Michigan being some small school in the Midwest?

fucker better recognize!

[A.J.]

Jesus Christ: It's not NEW Haven. It's New HAVEN.

Do you say NEW York?

[wkj]

This is terrible advise, it's all just a big give away that I have to pay for.

[Gutter]

Jesus Christ: It's not NEW Haven. It's New HAVEN.

Do you say NEW York?

i don't know anyone that doesn't just call it "the city"

[wkj]

You 20s folks, hope there are enough of you around working to pay for my social security.

[realmenhatelife]

Weezer and the Alley Cat Noon to three.

[A.J.]

i don't know anyone that doesn't just call it "the city"

I meant the state. The city is "the city".

[DOHO@HOME]

What a fuckin mess this world and our country has turned into within the last two years.
It feels like we are just digging in sand never getting anywhere.
When will it end?

[disneyspy]

oh bullshit,you go where you're happiest and work whatever makes you happy

[Baby DEW Year]

Jesus Christ: It's not NEW Haven. It's New HAVEN.

Do you say NEW York?

Moderator or MODerator?

[sailor]

This caller is lying or really in over his head. Mortgage of $4700 and makes $100K....do the math.

Pretty sure he said 2700

[realmenhatelife]

oh bullshit,you go where you're happiest and work whatever makes you happy

Yeah but I find the notion of a job and a lifestyle that makes a person happy ot be a really challenging concept. If you have the choice between money and happiness that's a pretty obvious choice, but do a lot of people get that choice? I'm just trying ot choose between unhappiness and unhappiness with more money right now. Even if I knew exactly what would be perfect for me to do, I dont have a lot of skills or resources to make that happen.

[sailor]

Yeah, everyone says do the work you'd love to do, but I can't imagine any job I'd love. It's just work.

[wkj]

Pretty sure he said 2700

Yea, heard that the second time he said it. Was certain 4700 the first time.

[disneyspy]

Pretty sure he said 2700

he first said 4700 but then he lost his job and was on the mortgage program where it got cut down to 2700

[Gutter]

I meant the state. The city is "the city".

I think we just call that "up there"

[Baby DEW Year]

Yeah, everyone says do the work you'd love to do, but I can't imagine any job I'd love. It's just work.

I wish Misti was here, she loves her job!:innocent:

[disneyspy]

i love being a greenskeeper and i love this area of the country,once i found what i liked to do then the rest was easy

[wkj]

he first said 4700 but then he lost his job and was on the mortgage program where it got cut down to 2700

Somethings screwy because he also said his house was worth $230K, I don't know.

[realmenhatelife]

And the other thing, is every person I know who I think 'That person really likes their job" or "That job is perfect for that person" makes a shitload of money.

[Baby DEW Year]

Kay Parker was a tutor in a movie once!

[LeedsJr]

If Saudi Arabia does blow up next we'll be paying $10/gallon for gas this summer.

[wkj]

I lived in Tripoli back in the early 60s, outstanding experiance as a kid...right on the Med. That of course was back when Kadaffi was just a corporal.

[disneyspy]

there you go homo@dome,its just postponed,not cancelled

[A.J.]

If Saudi Arabia does blow up next we'll be paying $10/gallon for gas this summer.

It won't.

[wkj]

It won't.

Agree.

[disneyspy]

the perfect dessert is key lime pie with chocalete syrup and cool whip

[wkj]

Right on Ron, KLP and Cheese Cake; great or barley edible.

[LeedsJr]

Chocalate chip cookies for me.

[sailor]

Hot brownie with vanilla ice cream.

[wkj]

A good apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

[sailor]

Somethings screwy because he also said his house was worth $230K, I don't know.

Taxes?

[LeedsJr]

Chocalate mousse is everything that's wrong with the world?

Seems like it should be easy to fix, then.

Somebody tell those people in Libya to calm down.

[A.J.]

the perfect dessert is key lime pie with chocalete syrup and cool whip

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[wkj]

Taxes?

Assume real estate; either that or a 27% interest rate.

[disneyspy]

all this talk has me wanting to go down to the sara lee bakery outlet store here,when its cherry season that place is fucking packed

[LeedsJr]

You never see waffles and ice cream anywhere? Is he kidding?

[LeedsJr]

Every diner in Jersey has waffles and ice cream.

[wkj]

Makes me want to go to the the local Food Lion and get me a Jello Pop.

[CountryBob]

Cheesecake

[Baby DEW Year]

Every diner in Jersey has waffles and ice cream.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RoSqnGQDBG0/SVP-CtyEBrI/AAAAAAAAABg/eShbapSfhLQ/s320/23587480.jpg

[sailor]

I just made waffles with ice cream when I got back from the bar party Saturday night.

[Gutter]

Every diner in Jersey has waffles and ice cream.

and disco fries.

[wkj]

I have a bad habit of going out to dinner with friends and always picking up the check....I'm beginning to think I'm being taken advantage of because the quality of the drink orders is going up.

[disneyspy]

I have a bad habit of going out to dinner with friends and always picking up the check....I'm beginning to think I'm being taken advantage of because the quality of the drink orders is going up.

drink like a madman and then go the restroom when the check comes

[Baby DEW Year]

I have a bad habit of going out to dinner with friends and always picking up the check....I'm beginning to think I'm being taken advantage of because the quality of the drink orders is going up.

quality or quantity?

[wkj]

drink like a madman and then go the restroom when the check comes

That was you last Saturday?

[sailor]

Nothing wrong with a flavored cheesecake.

[wkj]

quality or quantity?

Both...have a couple that insist on Petron shots. Didn't know what that was until I got the bill. It's an OCD for me that I need to get over.

[disneyspy]

That was you last Saturday?

no dell told me what he does to the rainman

[wkj]

no dell told me what he does to the rainman

Come to think of it, Dell did check out early at the Afterburner, something about having to clean his balls. :down:

[disneyspy]

Come to think of it, Dell did check out early at the Afterburner, something about having to clean his balls. :down:

he does that by walking on dew covered grass

[disneyspy]

and how great is it to hear the paulo on?

[realmenhatelife]

Animal Kingdom is a really good movie. Highly recommend if you like Rez Dogs.

[disneyspy]

Animal Kingdom is a really good movie. Highly recommend if you like Rez Dogs.

i like so i must watch now

[wkj]

he does that by walking on dew covered grass

No, no, I meant golf balls. Your theory would require some very tall grass.

[disneyspy]

dont kid me man,sounds like nicole will be gettin an oscar

aghee ghee ghee

[disneyspy]

sounds like the king will have to prepare his oscar speech

aghee ghee ghee

[disneyspy]

best director? best direct fincher towards his oscar

aghee ghee ghee

[wkj]

Could give a shit about the Oscars.

[disneyspy]

my favorite movie of the year was INCEPTION

had to rewatch THE SOCIAL NETWORK before the superbowl,holy shit does that movie suck

[Furtherman]

This is a good story coming up.

The woman was a 400 lb. woman who tried to kill her roommate for eating her thin mint cookies.

[disneyspy]

This is a good story coming up.

The woman was a 400 lb. woman who tried to kill her roommate for eating her thin mint cookies.

good thing they weren't fat mints

aghhee ghee ghee

[disneyspy]

am i the only one in a good mood today?

[LeedsJr]

am i the only one in a good mood today?

Nah, some of us just have work to do...:happy:

[foodcourtdruide]

am i the only one in a good mood today?

I'm in a pretty bad mood too.

[disneyspy]

I'm in a pretty bad mood too.

discussing stuff with WF will do that to you

[wkj]

The Savannah are great (those are the coconut ones right)?

[Gutter]

hld on....hld on.......zito just said two things and now i hate him.

1. "girl scout cookies are no good"

2. "cookies are the worst desert"

:nono: :thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

Zito: "Girl scout cookies aren't that good."

Zito is Un-American!

[foodcourtdruide]

discussing stuff with WF will do that to you

So true, and I'm going to India in a few weeks and taking sooooooo much medication for it and it's killing me.

[disneyspy]

i cant walk by a girl scout stand and not get a box of thin mints

[LeedsJr]

"Some people are naturally skeevy... Hicks isn't."

Understatement of the millenium?

[Gutter]

hahahaha Zito reminded me of a funny story though.

When i was in college, there was a girl i knew from home who was at the Culinary Institute up the road.....so i was hanging with her and her friends one night when her roomate was gone.....many drinks and party favors later, she tells me i can take her roomates bed cause she's not going to be around until tomorrow afternoon the earliest.

Sure enough 8am rolls around, i'm under the comforter on this chicks bed and in she walks......with both her parents. thaaaaat was awkward. never went from waking up drunk to out in public to behind the wheel faster in my life.

[LeedsJr]

hahahaha Zito reminded me of a funny story though.

When i was in college, there was a girl i knew from home who was at the Culinary Institute up the road.....so i was hanging with her and her friends one night when her roomate was gone.....many drinks and part favors later, she tells me i can take her roomates bed cause she's not going to be around until tomorrow afternoon the earliest.

Sure enough 8am rolls around, i'm under the comforter on this chicks bed and in she walks......with both her parents. thaaaaat was awkward. never went from waking up drunk to out in public to behind the wheel faster in my life.

:laugh:THAT is a great story!:laugh:

[disneyspy]

nice story,goldilocks

[A.J.]

These stories/scenarios are precisely why I live alone. I HATED having a roommate.

[Gutter]

:laugh:THAT is a great story!:laugh:

haha thanx......it was quite the scene...i remember waking up and literally saying, "ohhhhh shit, i'm real sorry.....don't worry though.....i've still got my clothes on.....jen said it was cool.....ok, time to leave....sorry" hahahaha

[Gutter]

nice story,goldilocks

nice joke emo phillips.

[Gutter]

i've lived with a chick before that was just a necessary room mate. got awkward at the end cause i think she thought i was trying to fuck her.....which i was....but still....didn't hafta get awkward.

[wkj]

Girls, you too Spy, you digging Zitto's position?

[Dell]

dentist, check...
blood work and ekg, check...
puppy to the vet, check...

entertain me buddays...

[disneyspy]

like theres any chicks even posting here today

[Dell]

my daughter has had a male roommate the past few semesters...he's a friends son...

a regular three's company, if Jack was a stoner...

[wkj]

dentist, check...
blood work and ekg, check...
puppy to the vet, check...

entertain me buddays...

Read the posts.

[LeedsJr]

i've lived with a chick before that was just a necessary room mate. got awkward at the end cause i think she thought i was trying to fuck her.....which i was....but still....didn't hafta get awkward.

How exactly does you chasing that poor girl from room to room with your pants around your ankles NOT get awkward?

[Dell]

Read the posts.

reading is hard...did I miss something?

[Gutter]

How exactly does you chasing that poor girl from room to room with your pants around your ankles NOT get awkward?

it was in the lease?

[wkj]

If interested, go into a women's public bathroom (not on the street but in a mall or such) and compare to the mens. Can you say hover? Dell---BX, Nancy has stories.

[disneyspy]

it was in the lease?

its spelled least

[disneyspy]

reading is hard...did I miss something?

he might be talking about page 4

[Gutter]

its spelled least


aaahhh boooo :wallbash:

[wkj]

reading is hard...did I miss something?

Not really.

[disneyspy]

hey since im simulcasting i can see it but paulo is having trouble with seiing that thing in the spynetwork,can some of you go help him?

[Jayw]

so whos ready for zito time

[Furtherman]

hey since im simulcasting i can see it but paulo is having trouble with seiing that thing in the spynetwork,can some of you go help him?

I don't think he can be helped.

[Furtherman]

When I'm on the train and it's crowded, I have no choice to listen to their inane, suffering conversations. 9 times out of 10 I want them dead by the next stop.

[Gutter]

If someone is dumb and arrogant enough to have a very personal conversation out in public and i'm in earshot, you're damn right i'm gonna have a listen. Sometimes I'll ask if they could put that thing on speaker so i could get the other side of the argument too.

[Jayw]

Sometimes I'll ask if they could put that thing on speaker so i could get the other side of the argument too.

Now that would be badass

[DOHO@HOME]

I love doing that and depending on who it is I might even try to add to whatever they are talking about which makes it very awkward everyone but me.
It's great and some poeple just get pissed off.

[Furtherman]

The girls crying on cell phones kill me. I don't know whether to hug them to push them in front of a bus.

[A.J.]

When I'm on the train and it's crowded, I have no choice to listen to their inane, suffering conversations. 9 times out of 10 I want them dead by the next stop.

This.

[wkj]

Have to calm down my brother all the time in public.

[DOHO@HOME]

Going out to dinner with my wife is always a great place to listen in and it drives her crazy.

[Gutter]

The girls crying on cell phones kill me. I don't know whether to hug them to push them in front of a bus.

hahaha fuck yea dude....i'm always at a loss when that happens. my sympathy is directly related to the attractiveness of the crying girl though. the hotter she is the more its probably fault of the douche bag she's dating.....the uglier she is, the more i'm thinking its her fault for being such a needy, emotional, nagging crybaby.

[Jayw]

in big university classes the only thing you can do is listen to the group of sorority girls that wont shut the fuck up that sat down behind you.

and the person in front of you that is text messaging the entire time, hard not to read them

so annoying

[Dell]

HEY...

I thought I treated, when you came by Afterburners...

I'm both classless and forgetful...

[Gutter]

fuckin Zito ruins things again.

[Dell]

later buddays...time to play my recording of the 2.5 hours I missed...:bye:

[wkj]

HEY...

I thought I treated, when you came by Afterburners...

I'm both classless and forgetful...

Of course just playin'. You bought one and I bought one; then you had to go wash your ablls.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

[DOHO@HOME]

Ok pretty strong show today which makes me happy so now going to start might long weekend cya kids:bye:

[CountryBob]

i cant walk by a girl scout stand and not get a box of thin mints

I ate a whole roll of thin mints while watching the last laps of Daytona 500 - while drinking some Bud Light. Fresh out of the freezer - I am such a fat ass! :sad:

[Furtherman]

i cant walk by a girl scout stand because of the restraining order

Creep.

[sailor]

I ate a whole roll of thin mints while watching the last laps of Daytona 500 - while drinking some Bud Light. Fresh out of the freezer - I am such a fat ass! :sad:

Hey, you're drinking light beer.

[disneyspy]

Creep.

you cant quote worth shit

[thepaulo]

I did my best to contribute today. I did it in the name of the one the only RF.Net