Ron and Fez Listening Thread 03/03/11...WINNING!

[Furtherman]

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[Furtherman]

Ichiban: I'm seeing Brian Regan this weekend. WINNING.

[foodcourtdruide]

Lol, who walks around with an expired drivers license for 6 years?!

[Crispy123]

Ah Furtherman, good on ya.


And yes I do! :smoke:

[foodcourtdruide]

Ichiban: I'm seeing Brian Reagan this weekend. WINNING.

Very nice! Where?

[BustahMyTool]

what song did they start out with?

[Furtherman]

Very nice! Where?

Philly.

[Dell]

moaning buddays and shew...:bye: http://ronfezv3.com/forums/posting.php?mode=reply&f=22&t=6&sid=6e827bb971f36c329de4391c7e444f97#

[Furtherman]

what song did they start out with?

I think that was a Pavement song.

[Warren Peace]

Ichiban: I'm seeing Brian Regan this weekend. WINNING.

Ichiban: I'm seeing Lil' Jimmy in Montclair this weekend. WINNING..or Draw?

[Crispy123]

Winning! Twitter pulled some sheenanigans.

[foodcourtdruide]

Can we please stop acting like music taste is subjective? How can anyone listen to this garbage!?

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

why am i being aurally raped :sad:

[A.J.]

I've sounded better doing drunken karaoke.

[Misteriosa]

turn up that auto tuned jam, dj scratch and sniff... :dry:

[foodcourtdruide]

That song changed my life. Congratulations America, we have our new "On the Road"!

[Crispy123]

Whhhat!


http://coldeels.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lil_jon_dave_chappelle_l_461c9a590dec5.jpg


Hyeay!!!

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Come on guys give Ms. Kardashian a break, not everyone can turn auto-tuned goat fisting into music. Yes it's auto-tuned goat fisting. That's the exact phrase I thought when I heard Kim Kardashian had a song, and sure enough that's what it sounds like: a goat getting ass fisted, run through an auto-tune machine and put to a house beat.

Blech . . . spit!

[SinA]

Does she sing that song out of her ass? If so..

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Ron is fucking killing me talking this song up. Ha ha.

[disneyspy]

BUDDAYS

i cant stop dancin!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a3akqv3e1qabvsro1_500.gif

[sailor]

After that DMV story I think White Chris is turning into Fez more than Earl.

[Dell]

Hard Rock Johnny sounds a lot like Charlie Sheen...

[Dell]

all this cabbage patching is bound to help me lose some weight...

[Baby DEW Year]

BUDDAYS

i cant stop dancin!

She should do a duet with Charro! :thumbup:

[sailor]

Come on guys give Ms. Kardashian a break, not everyone can turn auto-tuned goat fisting into music. Yes it's auto-tuned goat fisting. That's the exact phrase I thought when I heard Kim Kardashian had a song, and sure enough that's what it sounds like: a goat getting ass fisted, run through an auto-tune machine and put to a house beat.

Blech . . . spit!

You're gonna lose popularity points with the boys if you continue to spit.

[disneyspy]

we're havin a dance party in the chatroom,go misti go!

[Gutter]

Morning buddays......

ICHIBAN: Gutter is buying Bulletstorm today and won't been seen for a few days.

[DOHO@HOME]

I'm going to see the Bruins vs Pittsburgh on saturday: winning
Shhhhhhhh Bruins on a six game "Winning streak" looking to move into a seven game streak tonight with Tampa.:thumbup:

[Dell]

I'm impressed that Ron can make out the lyrics...I don't recognize a word...

[A.J.]

Just when I thought her speaking voice was annoying as fuck, we get a taste of her "singing" voice.

[disneyspy]

winning is so yesterday,try and keep up you bunch of old slowpokes

today its all about the jam

[Gutter]

:bye:

why am i being aurally raped :sad:

i didn't know someone aura could be raped.....oh imagine how the colors would look!!!

[Furtherman]

oh god... please turn it off!!!!!

[Gutter]

winning is so yesterday,try and keep up you bunch of old slowpokes

today its all about the jam

don't you get jammed everyday dspy?

[Gutter]

oh god... please turn it off!!!!!

but the lyrics are so insightful.

[Furtherman]

but the lyrics are so insightful.

5 more shots of tequilla.

[disneyspy]

don't you get jammed everyday dspy?

yes im ahead of you slow ass punks,try and catch up

[D1ggex]

Please please make it stop!!

Think of the children, won't you please think of the children!!!!

[sailor]

Can't believe Wally thinks they're being serious. Hahaha!

[disneyspy]

spammer!!

[sailor]

Her hole clicks on the floor?? Jimmy would love her.

[Dell]

Can't believe Wally thinks they're being serious. Hahaha!

there are many don't-get-the-bit guys out there...I'm just glad this one didn't have a southern accent...

[disneyspy]

BIG ASS SONG CARDHOLDER #1

face

[Dell]

raising the fist of the auto-tuned child...

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

I have a hangover and this song is seriously not helping. Every time he cranks it up my nausea level peaks.

"Turn it off . . . Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!!"

[Baby DEW Year]

spammer!!

more like jammer!!!!

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

I'd rather listen to my parents fuck.

[Baby DEW Year]

Tiger Blood? Adonis DNA?

Fez is callin in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:

[wkj]

Kadafi by ten in overtime.

[wkj]

$3.36 here.

[Judge Smails]

Something to get you through the commercial break:

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[Gutter]

I'd rather listen to my parents fuck.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!

line of the day. contest over. badger = winning.

[wkj]

Something to get you through the commercial break:

http://<IFRAME title="YouTube video player" height=390 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WQAb_q3Fk5c" frameBorder=0 width=480 allowfullscreen></IFRAME> (http://<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WQAb_q3Fk5c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

I just want to see her ass.

[Misteriosa]

I'd rather listen to my parents fuck.

wow... just wow..

/slow clap

[wkj]

Never saw any humor is this song.

[Gutter]

Lights Leary!!!! nice.

[Judge Smails]

I just want to see her ass.

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim_kardashian_ass_6_angles1.jpg

Let's play in her can. Let's play in her can.

[wkj]

Either Kardasian or Sheen.

[realmenhatelife]

3.85-3.99 but I have a diesel.

Are we seriously about to get some Charlie Sheen or is this Dave doing a run in or something?

[wkj]

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim_kardashian_ass_6_angles1.jpg

Let's play in her can. Let's play in her can.

Spy, is that you?

[disneyspy]

dammit,have to run,have a good one buddays

[sailor]

How did hicks not play let's go crazy there?

[Misteriosa]

gas is $3.65/gal here for 87 :down:

[sailor]

Miss the daily litre.

[Gutter]

$75k???? thats IT Hicks? really? seems a bit low.

[wkj]

gas is $3.65/gal here for 87 :down:

Still cheaper than bottled water.

[Misteriosa]

Still cheaper than bottled water.

really? :huh: cuz i saw some in the supermarket for .99/gal

[wkj]

When I first started driving you could get gas for .50/gal during local gas wars.

[realmenhatelife]

I've never heard people refer to the grade of gas by the octane. Is it a New York thing?

[wkj]

really? :huh: cuz i saw some in the supermarket for .99/gal

$1.25 for those little 12 oz'ers in the vending machine. :tongue:

[wkj]

Sheen

[Dell]

When I first started driving you could get gas for .50/gal during local gas wars.

I nice hotel was only a dollar a night then...

[realmenhatelife]

Cant be sheen

[Gutter]

ooohhhhh fuck this is gonna be good.

[wkj]

I nice hotel was only a dollar a night then...

Just one shinny silver dollar? How old are you?

[jimmyolsenblues]

I Missed East Side Dave So Much.
I Love East Side Dave!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

holy crap.

they got bearded charlie sheen. :ohmy:

[Gutter]

holy crap.

they got bearded charlie sheen. :ohmy:

feckin brilliant.

[Furtherman]

:laugh:

I just tuned in again and it took me a second... hahahaha. Awesome.

[DOHO@HOME]

Waiting for that laugh we all love

[wkj]

Is that Hicks?

[Delbert_Grady]

rats! can't go to lunch now!

[Donnie Iris]

This is brilliant

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Bearded Charlie Sheen is pretty spot on. Ha ha ha.

[Gutter]

Is that Hicks?

its ESD!!

[Misteriosa]

to hell with those orc slaves of sauron!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

[sailor]

Good call on the Dave run in. I'm not gonna backread to see who wrote that.

[DOHO@HOME]

I Missed East Side Dave So Much.
I Love East Side Dave!!!!!

Why don't you marry him nah nah nah nah

[foodcourtdruide]

lol, love bearded charlie sheen.

[Baby DEW Year]

Is that Hicks?

Only if Hicks was a red headed retard! :lol:

[Dell]

rats! can't go to lunch now!

how much hungrier can my puppy get, she can wait until this is over...

[wkj]

Very nice, really should get back to work but.....

[coast]

i forgot how much i enjoy this idiot . . . brilliant

[Misteriosa]

Very nice, really should get back to work but.....

exactly! bwa ha ha ha. :lol:

i havent laughed like this in a while :o

[Dell]

I don't think that's the real bearded Charlie Sheen...

[wkj]

Too funny. :clap:

[sailor]

Where did Dave hone his craft? He's much stronger than I remember.

[wkj]

This doesn't seem to be scripted, very nice.

[Dell]

damn player timed out during the Vanilla Sky question...

[A.J.]

Stupid fucking network keeps crashing.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Dave is fucking amazing.

[Misteriosa]

let all the dave haters take note:

the show hasnt been this awesome in a long time.

[foodcourtdruide]

How could someone not laugh once at this? Seriously, you're just listening to the wrong show.

[coast]

i'm hungry, i need to piss, and let the dogs out ... i can't leave this

[sailor]

let all the dave haters take note:

the show hasnt been this awesome in a long time.

I disagree. This is great, but there have been a few shows recently that were as good as this. It wasn't as consistent as anyone would like, but they did exist.

[Baby DEW Year]

Bearded Charlie Sheen is closer to the real words than Dave ever was!

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Argh! Damnit! My wife's waiting for me and he's going to do Welcome to the Jungle. FUCK!

[LeedsJr]

I disagree. This is great, but there have been a few shows recently that were as good as this. It wasn't as consistent as anyone would like, but they did exist.

I thought the first time Chris Stanley was "going hungry" was great.

But Dave is killing me right now. I might have to stop listening and compose myself - people in the office are checking to make sure I'm not having a seizure or breakdown.

[Liverspot]

I just tuned in, took me a second to realize who I was listening to.........










Duh, Bearded Charlie!

Winning!:lol:

[SinA]

how did xm ever let this genius slip through their fingers?
fuck howard, fuck elvis, fuck jimmy buffet.
there NEEDS to be a 24-hour ESD channel.

[Jayw]

Ron must love just being able to take a break.

[sailor]

Hymens??!? Hahaha!!

[Misteriosa]

wwwwwwwinning!

[Baby DEW Year]

Argh! Damnit! My wife's waiting for me and he's going to do Welcome to the Jungle. FUCK!

If your parents were fucking, you'd have a moral conundrum!

[D1ggex]

That was EPIC.

[Crispy123]

Bearded Charlie Sheen is closer to the real words than Dave ever was!

Dammit I went to lunch & missed bearded Charlie Sheen!!! :wallbash::furious:

[sailor]

Metallica and GNR never swapped headlining. Metallica liked to go on early and GNR is notorious for going on late. Metallica used to say they enjoyed being in a bar drunk before GNR even hit the stage.

[sailor]

NY is (a little) more than just the city. They should add a third upstate movie. I'd go with Ironweed.

[Crispy123]

Its my deal Wade!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20071017/425.fargo.101707.jpg

[Gutter]

NY is (a little) more than just the city. They should add a third upstate movie. I'd go with Ironweed.

buffalo 66 or nobodys fool?

[Crispy123]

This show needs a bearded Brooke Mueller to go with bearded Charlie Sheen. miss Fez.:glurps:

[sailor]

buffalo 66 or nobodys fool?

In the running.

[realmenhatelife]

Sacramento is in SoCal?

[Jayw]

Damnit dave I was on the 3rd part of the Carlos miniseries. I knew I shouldn't have checked in on ron and fez.

Ruined my flow.

[Gutter]

In the running.

don't know that one.

[sailor]

Flying a kite?

[realmenhatelife]

I know Ice Pirates, I used to love it too. The dude almost gets his dork bitten off by these robotic metal jaws.

[Furtherman]

I loved Ice Pirates!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/9/9/1/28461994-28461998-large.jpg

[sailor]

Thundercats.

[Crispy123]

Demon night had karate kids mom in it.


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hci387uDF78/0.jpg

[Gutter]

Demon night had karate kids mom in it.


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hci387uDF78/0.jpg


Ralph Macchio is black?!?!?!?!?!

[Crispy123]

Ralph Macchio is black?!?!?!?!?!

He's I-talian.

[jennysmurf]

He's I-talian.

Black Irish?

[Gutter]

He's I-talian.

must be out in the sun a lot.

[Gutter]

jeeeeeezuuuuus Hicks!!! what the fuck?!?!?! :blink:

[Misteriosa]

holy cow... :blink:

[Gutter]

holy cow... :blink:

my thoughts exactly.

[jennysmurf]

No!!! If you hear something while listening in on her conversation, DO NOT tell her you heard. That will not end well.

[Misteriosa]

No!!! If you hear something while listening in on her conversation, DO NOT tell her you heard. That will not end well.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif

exactly. it WILL turn into : why were you spying on me? what else are doing behind my back? etc.

[jennysmurf]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif

exactly. it WILL turn into : why were you spying on me? what else are doing behind my back? etc.

Exactly. He will not win.

[Furtherman]

What did he hear?

[Gutter]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif

exactly. it WILL turn into : why were you spying on me? what else are doing behind my back? etc.

Exactly. He will not win.

I thought the "he" never really wins.

[Misteriosa]

I thought the "he" never really wins.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_544.gif

[Gutter]

annnnnd this guys a lunatic.

[Baby DEW Year]

He should be nervous if she goes to a Blink182 concert.

[Gutter]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_544.gif

ow....quit it.

[Misteriosa]

caller: "i don't care if i please her. i only care about me."

and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why he won't be able to keep a woman. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/character0112-1.gif

[sailor]

Packed like pastrami?? WTF??!?

[Misteriosa]

Packed like pastrami?? WTF??!?

that sounds painful... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/ohboy.gif

[Baby DEW Year]

caller: "i don't care if i please her. i only care about me."

I thought Spy said he didn't call in. :laugh:

[Dell]

if she went backstage at the concert, he should be relieved that the playlist is all she came home with...

[foodcourtdruide]

Who are more annoying callers, people who advocate swinging or people who advocate smoking pot?

[Misteriosa]

swingers http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thumbsdown.gif

[Crispy123]

Dave is a cuckold to this guy.

http://www.stompandflow.com/images/jason-ellis-faction-28.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

LOL, Why wouldn't you go to a Prince show because you like Bruce Springstein more?

[sailor]

LOL, Why wouldn't you go to a Prince show because you like Bruce Springstein more?

Because he likes Bruce more.

[foodcourtdruide]

Because he likes Bruce more.

What do the two have to do with each other?!

[Dell]

What do the two have to do with each other?!

they both sing...

[Baby DEW Year]

swingers :thumbup:

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/ohboy.gif

[jennysmurf]

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Misti, but that's funny right there.

[Dell]

I thought quatro was spanish for four...is Dave saying in correctly or do I have the wrong spelling?

[Misteriosa]

Sorry, Misti, but that's funny right there.

boooooooooo.


and this it terrible

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/panic.gif

[Baby DEW Year]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/ohboy.gif

I think you meant to use this one:

:wub:

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/sigh.gif

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

I love Dave to death on the air, but then he starts talking about his personal life and I remember just how much of a scumbag he really is. Still love him, but total scumbag.

[sailor]

they both sing...

And he likes Bruce more. Fuck Minnesota!

[Misteriosa]

haha why would you tell him about a personal car gps :laugh:

[sailor]

boooooooooo.


and this it terrible

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/panic.gif

Yes is it.

[Misteriosa]

awesome show today, kiddies http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/yay_confetti.gif

DONK!

[jennysmurf]

awesome show today, kiddies http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/yay_confetti.gif

DONK!

Missed the last 20 minutes...boo on phone calls! At least I didn't have to hear about the swingers.:wink:

[Crispy123]

Missed the last 20 minutes

me too. :(

later buddays. :bye:

[Gutter]

later buddays.

[sailor]

Missed the last 20 minutes...boo on phone calls! At least I didn't have to hear about the swingers.:wink:

Dave and pepper agreed to swing.

[DOHO@HOME]

Funny Show Today, What's In Store For Friday?