PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Uncle Willie]

Please help me find my mother!

First Name: Iris
Last Name: ?
Last Seen: 06/31/63-Running out the front door. Baltimore,Md.
Last Known Address: Somewhere in Bay Ridge,Brooklyn,N.Y.
Thank You!!!!!!!!

[erinmoran]

Does she spit or swallow?

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[Uncle Willie]

How would I know? I have'nt seen her since 1963. But by the pictures I,ve seen I,d guess both.

[IkeaBoy]

check inside a volcano, any volcano

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[erinmoran]

My kinda woman.....

Does she like to be fisted?...donkey punched?...

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[Uncle Willie]

Again,I don't for sure but by what little I do know about her the answer would be both!

[erinmoran]

Awesome...now thats a real woman....

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[ag]

ummmmmmmmmm??

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THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[Girlfezzie]

WHAT!???

Finally!! I got my Pinellis Park Pervert designation under my name and all I got for it was this lousy t-shirt!!!

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.

[PanterA]

Oh sure now you want to get in touch with her. After her big Christmas special "Fezzy the Gayman" on PAX had #1 ratings. Well i was able to get a hold of her the other night and she wants nothing to do with you. Right now she's getting started on her new Valentines day special "A Queer to Remember" Starring Fez Marie Whatley

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig2I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Uncle Willie]

I'm crushed all I wanted to do was meet her before she's looking at the grass from the wrong side.

[IrishDietSodaBread]

She left her dentures at my house after a night of wild, passionate, Bay Ridge style screwin'!

Hope this helps;)

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Ladies, Irish Diet Soda Bread LOVES YOU!

[Uncle Willie]

That's very helpful! I now know she's still in Bay Ridge.

THANKS

[erole]

she can fist up top her elbow.

i think the last time she was seen was in a Ft. Lee, NJ funeral home. She was in a room taking a formaldehyde bath.

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[Uncle Willie]

OH NO!!!!!!!!! Are you telling me shes taking a dirt nap?

[Uncle Willie]

Please tell me it ain't so Ive been looking for her for 39 years!!!!!!!!!!! This can't be so.

[IkeaBoy]

want to know a good look out position? The hole at the bottom of a guilotine.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Icebox]

I've seen her and she didn't look that bad from behind!!


~We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.~

[spoon]

the last time she was seen was in a Ft. Lee
Hey erole!
On this board the name is Fort Rrree!! Dammit!

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Nothing...i have nothing!

[Doogie]

Does she like to be fisted?...


Yes, by her chinese aquaintance known as "Chinky"

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"My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse cheasnuts of being lazy...I assure you there is nothing like a shrown scrotum"
Thank you WWF Fallon for the sig

[jrSpivey]

I saw iris--

She was boarding a plane with a rather large man; I'd say 7' someting about 540 pounds; i think they were heading to france....

I can predict the future-in 4 hours Iris will be getting on a bus.

Pack-a-bowl!

[IRISjr]

Here is the only pic of her I have. IM WITH U BRO!!!

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<marquee bgcolor="lime">IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<FONT COLOR="lime"><marquee bgcolor="blue">but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

<marquee bgcolor="red">Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
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[IRISjr]

OOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS now it should work

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<marquee bgcolor="lime">IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<FONT COLOR="lime"><marquee bgcolor="blue">but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

<marquee bgcolor="red">Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
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