Ron and Fez Thread for 3-4-11

[hubdog420]

1-866-Ron-0-Fez

I tried:surrender:

[Gutter]

1-866-Ron-0-Fez

I tried:surrender:

and failed.....lets at least get a few fun pics up! its funk friday beeeeetches!!!

[Misteriosa]

http://www.gifflix.com/files/a33dc38c8bde.gif

[Misteriosa]

funk fridee!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/gifs/gir_dancing.gif

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

thanks dog and a mod will probably add the links for you...

the "shun" keeps some of us from starting multiple threads in a week's time...

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[Misteriosa]

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[disneyspy]

good job hubdog,mornin buddays

[Misteriosa]

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[Misteriosa]

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[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

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[Misteriosa]

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[disneyspy]

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[Dell]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-zQ4ZPEHn0/SfXVVlUhvqI/AAAAAAAAAV4/Xf94RCyBUtE/S269/bush-dancing.gif

[hubdog420]

Thanks disney

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/warriors-dj-1.jpg







(ok back to work :o)

[wkj]

It's like a movie in here.

[Dell]

wha happened, why did we stop postin...

[hubdog420]

I'm ordering food for my stupid restaurant.

[disneyspy]

I'm ordering food for my stupid restaurant.

http://alrdesign.com/blog/uploaded_images/idiocracy_buttfuckers-709179.jpg

[hubdog420]

Im getting a tat with 2 of my buddies ashes in the ink.

[Gutter]

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/cd2e7e02935768b70b05c84fc9d7533d_friday_destroy_yo ur_liver-1186.gif

[Gutter]

Im getting a tat with 2 of my buddies ashes in the ink.

thats cool.....whats the design gonna look like?

[Gutter]

oh....

IRISH ICHIBAN!!!!!: HOBOKEN ST. PATRICKS DAY TOMORROW!!!

[disneyspy]

hey misti,ITS MARCH!!!

[hubdog420]

thats cool.....whats the design gonna look like?

Open book with gnarly melon vines coming out turing into a mirapoix (vegetable base of all sauces) finally to a beach thing k bay in maui.

[Gutter]

Open book with gnarly melon vines coming out turing into a mirapoix (vegetable base of all sauces) finally to a beach thing k bay in maui.

niiiiicee......really cool idea.....you have an an artist picked out?

[disneyspy]

IVE JUST DISCOVERD THE MOST DISAPPOINTING FEELING IN THE WORLD

you have the first 3 numbers in the lotto and then no more matches

[hubdog420]

I had to pay the funderal director to take my boys ashes out of his moms casket i almost lost them to stupid catholic crap. I only needed a pinch.

[Gutter]

IVE JUST DISCOVERD THE MOST DISAPPOINTING FEELING IN THE WORLD

you have the first 3 numbers in the lotto and then no more matches

oh, i thought you finally found out you were adopted.

[hubdog420]

niiiiicee......really cool idea.....you have an an artist picked out?

Mutual friend of the 2 deceased is working with me on it ill send u a pic when i get it drawn.

[wkj]

Burn and flush.

[Gutter]

Mutual friend of the 2 deceased is working with me on it ill send u a pic when i get it drawn.

yea please do.....would love to see the finished product. good luck with it man.

[Misteriosa]

this man wants sky burial.

and you are right. it is march.

brb

[wkj]

Did that caller just take my line?

[hydee]

funk fridee!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/gifs/gir_dancing.gif

Where is Fez I have been away for a while.

[disneyspy]

i took the track tour of daytona and the part were you get out over turn 4 to see the banking of the track a lady dumped her husbands ashes out,as we were leaving it rained like a motherfuck and her husband ended up in the drain

[disneyspy]

Where is Fez I have been away for a while.

his dad died over the weekend

and good to see you again

[hubdog420]

yea please do.....would love to see the finished product. good luck with it man.

Werd

[Gutter]

this man wants sky burial.

and you are right. it is march.

brb

yay. :drunk: cheers.

[hubdog420]

make a martini shaker

[Misteriosa]

better, spy?

[sailor]

There aren't the same rules with ashes because they're sanitary.

[disneyspy]

better, spy?

HELLS YES!!!

love march

[disneyspy]

asses to asses

bust to bust

[Gutter]

since i was a kid, i've always thought that when i was dead, i would feel bad about still taking up space here....as bad as a dead person could feel about it anyway. i want to be cremated.

[realmenhatelife]

better, spy?

Jesus.





I live in a historic house next to a church and my yard used to be a cemetary. I always suspected it but then I found a picture in one of those historic pictures of your neighborhood books that are for sale at borders.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I love the pad data -- "Creamation..."

I think that's a Bree Olson video. English as a Second Language = WINNING.

[sailor]

There's a Cemetary by the Palisades mall. I believe it's an Indian one.

[disneyspy]

Jesus.





I live in a historic house next to a church and my yard used to be a cemetary. I always suspected it but then I found a picture in one of those historic pictures of your neighborhood books that are for sale at borders.

you are so fucked

[Misteriosa]

you are so fucked

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/panic.gif

he needs a young priest and an old priest...

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

[LeedsJr]

What's with all the phlegmy callers?

[Misteriosa]

it must be the change in weather... :o

[disneyspy]

article http://www.popcrunch.com/10-most-controversial-radio-shock-jocks-ever/

[Dell]

must have the name wrong, bet it's Crazy Jen...

[disneyspy]

There are some people who find feces and urine disgusting. Those who don’t are almost certainly already members of certain ‘niche market’ websites, and those that do should probably avoid these two at all costs. Ron and Fez have made a name for themselves with their scatological and basic rude humor, spawning such stars as Foul Mouth Elmo, Crazy Mary, the fantastically named Retard Martin, and Joe Poo, who is a man who eats his own excrement live on air. As if they hadn’t already covered surplus body matter, they then brought Joe Pee into the show, a child who drinks his own urine. They’re literally taping the piss.

[Gutter]

really trying to figure out what metal song is in the background....its heavy as fuck. sounds familiar.

[disneyspy]

retard martin was a ripoff of retard eddie and fez REALLY loved teasing that retard

[Misteriosa]

ssssshock and jock!!

[realmenhatelife]

you are so fucked

The one saving grace is I rent and dont own. The downside of that is I'm impovershed with no credit score.


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he needs a young priest and an old priest...

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

That would be all well and good if my house didn't used to be a rectory that several old priests most likely died in.

[Gutter]

jeeesus christ no......no no no no.

[Dell]

Craze, radio gold...

[A.J.]

That was more listenable than that Kim Kardashian song.

[disneyspy]

wasnt crazy mary the HIGH ANXIETY chick?

[Gutter]

Craze, radio gold...

more like radio frankincense.....actually, no thats too good for him

crazed is radio myrrh

[Dell]

more like radio frankincense.....actually, no thats too good for him

crazed is radio myrrh

you got to free yourself and get lost in his rhymes man...

[disneyspy]

you got to free yourself and get lost in his rhymes man...

and float away to long ryeland

[disneyspy]

is it crazed or craze?

[Dell]

is it crazed or craze?

Crazed, I had a typo...

[A.J.]

is it crazed or craze?

Crazed.

[Dell]

Deadliest Snatch t-shirt...hahaha...

I'd like to have one, but not sure I'd wear it...

[disneyspy]

Deadliest Snatch t-shirt...hahaha...

I'd like to have one, but not sure I'd wear it...

i have a t-shirt that says I'M WITH STUPID and it points down to my crotch but i never wear it

[LeedsJr]

wasnt crazy mary the HIGH ANXIETY chick?

I almost crashed my car when I heard that bit.

[disneyspy]

I almost crashed my car when I heard that bit.

i heard it last summer and couldnt drive a straight line on my mower is was so damn funny

[Dell]

i heard it last summer and couldnt drive a straight line on my mower is was so damn funny

is it in the file library?

[disneyspy]

is it in the file library?

sadly no,i looked at the full shows place but itss not labeled,gvac was in studio that day,i'll ask him if he knows what day it was,hang on and i'll send you a link

[disneyspy]

wheres mikeyboys show rundown page,gvac has no clue on the date

[Dell]

the correct answer is 126 times a week...

[Dell]

wheres mikeyboys show rundown page,gvac has no clue on the date

was it long enough ago for the rundown page to be generated?..

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Is this Live Bearded Charlie Sheen, or Soundboard Bearded Charlie Sheen???

[disneyspy]

was it long enough ago for the rundown page to be generated?..

gvac thinks it was 2001 or 2002 but i think it was 2003,sent mikeyboy a text since he's the man when it comes to stuff like this

[Dell]

Is this Live Bearded Charlie Sheen, or Soundboard Bearded Charlie Sheen???

he said the latter, but it's working too well...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

"Steve Dahl -- who???"

This is f-ing awesome!!!
:clap::clap::clap:

[Dell]

this is good, I hope he will be back next week...

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

was it long enough ago for the rundown page to be generated?..

MB is looking into it for us,he says it deffinatley wasnt 2003

[dino_electropolis]

more ESD all the time, please

yesterday, today.....lovin it.

[disneyspy]

for those of you that know the place ,MB says it was 11/21/2002,i can send PMs TO THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[Dell]

for those of you that know the place ,MB says it was 11/21/2002,i can send PMs TO THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

PM me, please...

[disneyspy]

PM me, please...

DONE

[Warren Peace]

Dave's a killer.....

Dave's a mess

[Dell]

Thanks...

[Furtherman]

"..except for one."

Hahahahaha

[A.J.]

Father-daughter relationship in this movie:

http://www.cinemapassion.com/covers_temp/covers3/The_quiet-18563327012007.jpg

[disneyspy]

Father-daughter relationship in this movie:

http://www.cinemapassion.com/covers_temp/covers3/The_quiet-18563327012007.jpg

oh merci me

[disneyspy]

this is resaurant week in my little city,i dont why people associate fast food with the midwest,the south is crazy with fast food

[Misteriosa]

was in orlando this past weekend. the fast food stores/stations are INSANE. it was really hard to find healthy food there.

[disneyspy]

was in orlando this past weekend. the fast food stores/stations are INSANE. it was really hard to find healthy food there.

you have to go one block away from the interstates

[Misteriosa]

you have to go one block away from the interstates

not anymore. i think the healthy places were closed/out of business. but then, a LOT of businesses in general were shuttered :down:

[disneyspy]

theres a mcdonalds in a touristy area in orlando that a dozen years ago was the biggest in the world,its play area was bigger than 5 normal sized mickey dees

[disneyspy]

not anymore. i think the healthy places were closed/out of business. but then, a LOT of businesses in general were shuttered :down:

ya its been awhile for me since i hung out there,its just the airport to my moms now for me

[Buffalo Back Jared]

theres a mcdonalds in a touristy area in orlando that a dozen years ago was the biggest in the world,its play area was bigger than 5 normal sized mickey dees

Yeah, I stayed across the intersection form that one last summer. They were advertising they have live alligators there every Friday. Hopefully they don't put them in the ball pit, or that could get ugly.

As for healthy food in Orlando, it's around, but definitely hard to find. All locally/ family-owned joints. Restaurant.com is good for finding off-the-beaten-path places, and they have 80% off deals for gift certificates. Saved us a buttload when we were down there.

[disneyspy]

local ichiban-michigan hs b-ball player dies after hitting winning shot,cool and sad story at the same time

[realmenhatelife]

I wish I'd stop getting Sports Illustrated. I havent subscribed in years, and every now and then they'll drop off for awhile, but eventually they always start showing up again.

[disneyspy]

i have my SI out, might not typing for awhile as i listen to her voice

[Misteriosa]

local ichiban-michigan hs b-ball player dies after hitting winning shot,cool and sad story at the same time

i heard about that earlier this morning on california radio of all places (this show i listen to cant be accessed in ny anymore). when i heard it i immediately said to myself, "he just died the ultimate and most desired ancient greek death - to die at the height of your glory"

poor kid :down:



also, fyi, this model does a lot of russian spy jokes :o

[disneyspy]

i heard about that earlier this morning on california radio of all places (this show i listen to cant be accessed in ny anymore). when i heard it i immediately said to myself, "he just died the ultimate and most desired ancient greek death - to die at the height of your glory"

poor kid :down:



also, fyi, this model does a lot of russian spy jokes :o

better not be dick jokes!!
http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/andersonschool/catalog_items/261209
and this just in off of MB's twitter

[Misteriosa]

maybe she's friends with your neighbor...

[disneyspy]

maybe she's friends with your neighbor...

that bitch doesnt even do laundry anymore!!

believe me ive been checking

[realmenhatelife]

that bitch doesnt even do laundry anymore!!

believe me ive been checking

I saw my neighbor across the street casually walking around her apartment topless for the first time this summer, a week before she moved out and some dufus moved in.

[disneyspy]

http://cdn.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Irina-Shayk-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Issue-Cover-Model-2011.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

And they used to have way more see through bikini's, then they started that body painting nonsense that the boobs are always in the crease.

My mom used to cut out the pictures she felt were too nipply.

[disneyspy]

I saw my neighbor across the street casually walking around her apartment topless for the first time this summer, a week before she moved out and some dufus moved in.

you have to be more sneeky

chip voice-otherwise they move out

[realmenhatelife]

you have to be more sneeky

chip voice-otherwise they move out

I was thankful it was so hot out, it made all the time I was sitting on my porch in the dark seem way less suspect.

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh so this what the show use to sound like the whole back and fourth not just one trying to keep the show going forward.:clap:

[Dell]

this has been a pleasure listening...I didn't realize how much I missed the back-and-forth...

[disneyspy]

i miss dave but cant stand sam

[disneyspy]

when i want to knock one out quickly,i use jiffy lube

[Dell]

when i want to knock one out quickly,i use jiffy lube

so, you're saying mechanics are easy...

[disneyspy]

so, you're saying mechanics are easy...

its all in the wrist

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

How the fuck can Casey hear these stories over and over again and still feel good about being married to that? Wow . . .

Love ya' Dave.

[disneyspy]

when i want to watch a negro league i just turn on the NBA

[Dell]

when i want to watch a negro league i just turn on the NBA

http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/ani-difranco.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/ani-difranco.jpg

bullshit!

i was talking about vinny del negro

RACIST!!

[Misteriosa]

the old school hispanics are still racist against each other.

[Dell]

I know a couple guys from Cuba that are very racist against blacks...given my understanding of Cuban history, I always found this very odd...

[disneyspy]

the old school hispanics are still racist against each other.

do you mean hispanics that have been born in the last 10 years?

[Misteriosa]

do you mean hispanics that have been born in the last 10 years?

no like WW2 old school. my grandfather was a black hispanic. my grandfather would KILL my sister if my sister brought a black guy home.

[disneyspy]

no like WW2 old school. my grandfather was a black hispanic. my grnadfather would KILL my sister if my sister brought a black guy home

so things from the last 10 years arent old school

i rest my case

courts adjourned


face,papabear,face

[Misteriosa]

i had a great aunt that would stay in the shade so she wouldnt darken.

light skin and "good" (straight) hair that was considered ideal. think soap opera mexicans

[disneyspy]

the worst thing you can call someone from northern michigan is a yooper

those clods live in the upper pennisula

[Dell]

the worst thing you can call someone from northern michigan is a yooper

those clods live in the upper pennisula

I grew up hearing that the worst thing you can call someone is a Yankee...

[disneyspy]

I grew up hearing that the worst thing you can call someone is a Yankee...

i saw patton oswalt's BIG FAN yesterday and i would say the worst thing you can call someone is a giant's fan

[DOHO@HOME]

What a great way to end a long week some Eastside

[sailor]

the old school hispanics are still racist against each other.

Everyone is racist against others, no matter how little their differences.

[Dell]

i saw patton oswalt's BIG FAN yesterday and i would say the worst thing you can call someone is a giant's fan

I really enjoyed that movie...

[disneyspy]

I really enjoyed that movie...

me too,giant's fans are such loosers

[DOHO@HOME]

i had a great aunt that would stay in the shade so she wouldnt darken.

light skin and "good" (straight) hair that was considered ideal. think soap opera mexicans

Sexy talk:clap:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,thanks for startin the thread dog,have a good weekend

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

enjoy the weekend, buddays

[benjamin]

Just caught the end of the show.
They said poor Fezzie has bought his own burial plot?
That he is giving up?

Poor Fezzie.