Ron and Fez Listening Thread 03/08/11...Tuesday Be Fat!

[Furtherman]

See that guy all dressed in green
Iko iko an nay
He's not a man, he's a loving machine
Jockomo feena nay



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866-Ron-0-Fez

[Gutter]

mooooorrrrrning buddays.......early start on the thread? niiiiiice

[Misteriosa]

never too early.. this is when the threads were supposed to start :o

buddays :bye:

[Gutter]

never too early.. this is when the threads were supposed to start :o

buddays :bye:

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssse me!

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays

today is fat tuesday? sweet,i didnt mess up lent yet,going to try the 40 days of not knocking one out again,have to run an errand but i should be back before noon

[disneyspy]

let the puppies breathe day

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oHQNk7n0C9U/TWfreVnfC5I/AAAAAAAAARw/oC6vgOH3IwU/s1600/sexy-girls-of-mardi-gras-48.jpg

[disneyspy]

ok,who wants beads?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3619/3314867856_804e37cbb5.jpg

[sailor]

let the puppies breathe day

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oHQNk7n0C9U/TWfreVnfC5I/AAAAAAAAARw/oC6vgOH3IwU/s1600/sexy-girls-of-mardi-gras-48.jpg


Nice old school reference!

[Misteriosa]

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Viva Carnival!

[Misteriosa]

oh noes. did i grind this thread to a halt with my awful samba video? :unsure:

[Gutter]

oh noes. did i grind this thread to a halt with my awful samba video? :unsure:


they may not be commenting, but they're still watching. :ohmy:

[Misteriosa]

enjoying the skill of the dancing im sure.. :o

i should really go back to taking samba classes. i was pretty decent at it, but i didnt have the courage to wear those costumes.. :down:

[Jayw]

I got to say that treme song does grow on you. I use to always skip it now I like it! Nice start to the thread furtherman.

Oh hey there buddays

[Gutter]

enjoying the skill of the dancing im sure.. :o

i should really go back to taking samba classes. i was pretty decent at it, but i didnt have the courage to wear those costumes.. :down:

yes yes.....of course.....we're very cultural here.

and if the flogging molly avi is any indication, i don't think their should be any issues with you in a samba costume.

[Furtherman]

I got to say that treme song does grow on you. I use to always skip it now I like it! Nice start to the thread furtherman.

Oh hey there buddays

You're very welcome.

Treme Season 2 starts on April 24th. It's going to be paired with Game Of Thones.

HBO Sunday nights are coming back!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

You're very welcome.

Treme Season 2 starts on April 24th. It's going to be paired with Game Of Thones.

HBO Sunday nights are coming back!

I'm reading A Game of Thrones now -- f'ing terrific book. If you liked Lord of the Rings I couldn't recommend the books any higher.

Hey buddays! Loving the Mike DeStefano tribute on O&A after show. Frannie's Last Ride was heart-breaking...

[Misteriosa]

I'm reading A Game of Thrones now -- f'ing terrific book. If you liked Lord of the Rings I couldn't recommend the books any higher.

Hey buddays! Loving the Mike DeStefano tribute on O&A after show. Frannie's Last Ride was heart-breaking...

hmm i may have to check it out now

[Misteriosa]

yes yes.....of course.....we're very cultural here.

and if the flogging molly avi is any indication, i don't think their should be any issues with you in a samba costume.

ive put on a few since then... :down:

[Furtherman]

Ronnie B on the pre-show!

I'd like to think he'd keep this up. I guess we'll see...

[sailor]

Woo crossover!

[Jayw]

You're very welcome.

Treme Season 2 starts on April 24th. It's going to be paired with Game Of Thones.

HBO Sunday nights are coming back!

Tremes first season was mediocore, I thought the finally episode was great though. David Simon always wraps up his seasons perfectly. Hoping second season might get some more steam behind it.

Showtime is where its at right now for sunday nights!

[sailor]

Astronomy geek spam.

[realmenhatelife]

ive put on a few since then... :down:

A few tshirts for bad bands that is. Heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:)

[Gutter]

Ronnie B on the pre-show!

I'd like to think he'd keep this up. I guess we'll see...

I am enjoying the live hour after o & a.

[Gutter]

ive put on a few since then... :down:

yea, i'd still like to see that samba costume avatar one of these months.

[IamFogHat]

Hi buddays.

[Gutter]

hmm i may have to check it out now

i just watched it over in the Mike D tribute thread here.....i commented saying its one of the best and saddest short stories i've ever heard.

[Furtherman]

Astronomy geek spam.

Got 'em!

[Gutter]

ICHIBAN: I went to the grocery store yesterday and I saved $45 on one order that came to a total of $165.


and heeeyyyyy!!!!! HOTUB AND RHINO BDAY SHOUTOUT ON THE BIIIIIG SHOOOWWW!!!! nice. who was that?

[Jayw]

That guy was passionate about tugboats.

[Gutter]

That guy was passionate about tugboats.

perhaps he suffered a tug boating accident as a young lad.

[SinA]

Tim the Toolman is the new king of Christmas movies.

[danlaroe]

ICHIBAN: I went to the grocery store yesterday and I saved $45 on one order that came to a total of $165.


and heeeyyyyy!!!!! HOTUB AND RHINO BDAY SHOUTOUT ON THE BIIIIIG SHOOOWWW!!!! nice. who was that?

me
2011 caller of the year


icefishing anyone??

[realmenhatelife]

I just thought of this, I've had to pee like 10 times today. I've had Diurethra.

[Gutter]

me
2011 caller of the year


icefishing anyone??

nice.

[Misteriosa]

tall james with the call in :clap:

[boobieman]

See that guy all dressed in green
Iko iko an nay
He's not a man, he's a loving machine
Jockomo feena nay



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Love the show...can't wait until treme starts up again..I think it starts in april.

SSEYAYYEYYAAA

[Misteriosa]

Nalalitsfax

in the dvd thread

[sailor]

If that was opie's dollar it would have been the most insane story ever.

[LeedsJr]

This caller is a douche.

[Chigworthy]

Mike the Caller seems a bit of a douche.

[foodcourtdruide]

What Ron just said about Atheists was somewhat the argument I had on here about a year ago with some members on here. Atheists seem to have as steadfast certainty in their belief system as the "nutty" Christians they demean.

[Misteriosa]

wow what an asshole. let fez grieve how he needs to. he doesnt have to subscribe to this guys way of thinking. sheesh. i hate it when atheists are as adamant about their beileifs as religous people..


edit: ronnie just said it

[Gutter]

wow what an asshole. let fez grieve how he needs to. he doesnt have to subscribe to this guys way of thinking. sheesh. i hate it when atheists are as adamant about their beileifs as religous people..


edit: ronnie just said it

WE ARE NIHLISTS LEBOWSKI....WE BELIEVE IN NOOOSSSSING!!!

[foodcourtdruide]

WE ARE NIHLISTS LEBOWSKI....WE BELIEVE IN NOOOSSSSING!!!

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[A.J.]

"The Advice Show".

[realmenhatelife]

My Mom's husband's elderly mother died when I was like 17, I had only met the woman once or twice. I had a dream that she opened the door to my bedroom while I was sleeping, looked in like "Oh, wrong place." closed the door and left. The next morning my mom tells me "I had a dream last night that Ben's (her husband) mom woke me up in the middle of the night to talk to me and tell me everything is fine etc etc.

[Chigworthy]

What Ron just said about Atheists was somewhat the argument I had on here about a year ago with some members on here. Atheists seem to have as steadfast certainty in their belief system as the "nutty" Christians they demean.

Why do you consider all Atheists as one thing, yet qualify differences between Christians?

[foodcourtdruide]

Why do you consider all Atheists as one thing, yet qualify differences between Christians?

Good point. Not all Atheists are like that. Absolutely.

[Jayw]

The southerner with a heart of gold!

[Gutter]

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

what the fuck are you talking about Walter?

[foodcourtdruide]

My Mom's husband's elderly mother died when I was like 17, I had only met the woman once or twice. I had a dream that she opened the door to my bedroom while I was sleeping, looked in like "Oh, wrong place." closed the door and left. The next morning my mom tells me "I had a dream last night that Ben's (her husband) mom woke me up in the middle of the night to talk to me and tell me everything is fine etc etc.

FREAKKYYY!!!

[Chigworthy]

Some of these callers seem to have a touch of the douche.

[disneyspy]

been listening ,and i have to agree,why do people feel the need to call in just to a douche?

if you dont believe in a higher power thats your deal,no need to say stupid shit about those that do

and i'm spymulcasting,yes i thought of that name during the after o&a live http://tinychat.com/spynetworkshow

[disneyspy]

i wear a crucifix cuz i look cool with it on

[foodcourtdruide]

i wear a crucifix cuz i look cool with it on

that does sound pretty cool.

[DOHO@HOME]

Wow all this death talk and I am now pushing down the emotions of my brothers death at age fourty from a massive heart attack and then today is the date he was born.
I am not a person who believes in God or the after life, but I think of him each and everyday I even carry a couple of his business cards and a stupid poem I wrote the day of his funeral.:glurps:

[Jayw]

That fez laugh was glorious.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

and i'm spymulcasting,yes i thought of that name during the after o&a live http://tinychat.com/spynetworkshow

I bet if you were on ChatRoulette the chicks would see you Spymulcasting all the time. Meantime, we don't need to know when you're pleasuring yourself, DS...

[sailor]

I bet if you were on ChatRoulette the chicks would see you Spymulcasting all the time. Meantime, we don't need to know when you're pleasuring yourself, DS...

He can't even please himself.

[disneyspy]

That fez laugh was glorious.

HAHAAHA

lady trucker"hey ron if you die before me how are you going to haunt me?"
ron "i'd just let you go on living the life you lead"

PERFECT!

[Chigworthy]

i wear a crucifix cuz i look cool with it on

http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fat-man-with-crucifix.jpg

[disneyspy]

He can't even please himself.

i can tonight!

[disneyspy]

COMMERCIAL SPY REPORT

lady and gentlemen this friday during the show its tenbats vs spoon live in the spynetwork!

winner gets keithy

[disneyspy]

its a fight to the death

two adult male siamese fighting fish will be put into the same tank,whichever one lives will then have the female put in and her name is keithy

this wil be historic so clear your calenders

[Misteriosa]

no...

[Gutter]

its a fight to the death

two adult male siamese fighting fish will be put into the same tank,whichever one lives will then have the female put in and her name is keithy

this wil be historic so clear your calenders

if its a fight to the death could you PLLEEEEAAAASE throw your name in the hat as well?

[disneyspy]

no...

what if i change the females name to misti?

[disneyspy]

if its a fight to the death could you PLLEEEEAAAASE throw your name in the hat as well?

hat no prob,tank,no way in hell

[sailor]

I agree with Ron except on the popularity. No matter how they try to put someone over, it's the audience's final decision.

[sailor]

And boo on the fighting fish. :(

[disneyspy]

get em fez

[Misteriosa]

everyone knows anderson cooper is gay http://www.warrifles.com/forums/images/smilies/gay_smilie.gif

MIGHTY REAL!

[disneyspy]

http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/anderson-cooper-benjamin-maisani-gay-boyfriend1.jpg

[jennysmurf]

And boo on the fighting fish. :(

Yeah. Animal cruelty is not cool.

[disneyspy]

ok maybe i'll buy two kissing fish,same names tho

[sailor]

Ron, they LIKE going in with other guys.

[Jayw]

What is there to boo about fighting fish to the death! I'll be there dspy dont worry

[Jayw]

What if dspy eats the fish afterwards, then its alright eh.

[Misteriosa]

i can totally take zito out in a fight...

[disneyspy]

i can totally take zito out in a fight...

animal cruelty!!!

[LeedsJr]

i can totally take zito out in a fight...

I'd buy a ticket to that.

[Misteriosa]

animal cruelty!!!

i am not an animal! [/merrick]

[disneyspy]

i am not an animal! [/merrick]

then why do you wear that pillowcase over your head?

[Misteriosa]

then why do you wear that pillowcase over your head?

because im fat now... :down:

[jennysmurf]

because im fat now... :down:

Way to go Disneyspy. You made Misti sad. Jerk.

[disneyspy]

because im fat now... :down:

you should move out here and be a beer cart girl,then we can work out with each other

[disneyspy]

Way to go Disneyspy. You made Misti sad. Jerk.

you know thats not her real face right? thats just an emoticon

[jennysmurf]

you should move out here and be a beer cart girl,then we can work out with each other

You're supposed to come back with, "No you're not." No wonder no one likes you, DS.

[disneyspy]

You're supposed to come back with, "No you're not." No wonder no one likes you, DS.

everybody loves me,its mexi no one likes

you look very nice today smurfy

[jennysmurf]

everybody loves me,its mexi no one likes

you look very nice today smurfy

Too late.

[disneyspy]

Too late.

hey further made the thread title not me!!

[wkj]

This bit is kind of funny but done before.

[jennysmurf]

This bit is kind of funny but done before.

Maybe, but what hasn't?

[wkj]

Maybe, but what hasn't?

Noted.

[Misteriosa]

Maybe, but what hasn't?

exactly, and its got fez involved, so im for it. :o

[disneyspy]

the billy the phone freeks fights were epic

[jennysmurf]

Noted.

Aw, c'mon. This is where you're supposed to come up with some new ideas! No one wants to fight today.:down:

[Misteriosa]

Aw, c'mon. This is where you're supposed to come up with some new ideas! No one wants to fight today.:down:

you wanna make something of it? :annoyed:

[disneyspy]

Aw, c'mon. This is where you're supposed to come up with some new ideas! No one wants to fight today.:down:

i put out the siamese fighting fish on my spycast and only the blues fan thought it was a great idea make up your mind!!

[jennysmurf]

you wanna make something of it? :annoyed:

Thaaaaaaaank you!

And yeah, what're you gonna do about it?

[disneyspy]

Cat Fight!!

[Misteriosa]

Thaaaaaaaank you!

And yeah, what're you gonna do about it?

how about i make you eat your little smurf teeth http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/tuffguy.gif

[CountryBob]

I wouldnt fight my Dad - he's 71 and still in great shape.

[disneyspy]

I wouldnt fight my Dad - he's 71 and still in great shape.

c'mon man,some of us dont have dads

[jennysmurf]

I'd want my Mom on my fighting team. She's only 5'4" but she's mean!

[CountryBob]

sorry - too soon

[Misteriosa]

"cyborg" is wearing the red bra and has the tattoo

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20080725044010_IMG_3205.JPG

[jennysmurf]

c'mon man,some of us dont have dads

http://www.shafted.de/public/Ha%20ha%202.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OoqpP00Da5g/TR19NcCZJ9I/AAAAAAAAAH0/ou-1zAwEzUU/s1600/girl+fight.jpg

[wkj]

Jennysmurf vs Misteriosa in a cage match, naked....who would cum first.:drunk:

[jennysmurf]

"cyborg" is wearing the red bra and has the tattoo

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20080725044010_IMG_3205.JPG

The girl next to her looks worried.

[jennysmurf]

Jennysmurf vs Misteriosa in a cage match, nanked....who would cum first.:drunk:

Oh sure, NOW you're full of ideas.

P.S. What's nanked?

[Misteriosa]

beats me, but i want no part of that! :blink:

[LeedsJr]

What a surprise, Blowhard is talking out of his ass.

[jennysmurf]

beats me, but i want no part of that! :blink:

Me neither. It's over before it started.

[Misteriosa]

haha! blowhard is right on that! Don't mess with "hood" girls. we fight often.

[wkj]

Oh sure, NOW you're full of ideas.

P.S. What's nanked?

Don't want to get banned; besides, everyone knows engineers can't spell.

[LeedsJr]

Isn't caribou another name for reindeer?

How are African women hunting reindeer?

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

Isn't caribou another name for reindeer?

How are African women hunting reindeer?

pfft! bish plz. blowhard doesnt let trivial things such as facts get in the way of his statements...

[jennysmurf]

Don't want to get banned; besides, everyone knows engineers can't spell.

Cool! You drive a train??

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/mendocino4/j4p/TrainEngineer-m.jpg

[Misteriosa]

venaccura.. that sounds like a VD :surrender:

[DOHO@HOME]

haha! blowhard is right on that! Don't mess with "hood" girls. we fight often.

Watching some of those Hood girl fights on youtube is some touch fighting bitches.
When I was young my buddies sister kick the shit out of a guy and I never second guess a women...shit I can't shadow box my wive without her losing her shit and forgetting the playing around part.:ohmy:

[wkj]

Cool! You drive a train??

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/mendocino4/j4p/TrainEngineer-m.jpg

No, let's just say I'm in the landfill delivery business. :blink:

[sailor]

It's over before it started.

D-spy?

[Misteriosa]

Watching some of those Hood girl fights on youtube is some touch fighting bitches.
When I was young my buddies sister kick the shit out of a guy and I never second guess a women...shit I can't shadow box my wive without her losing her shit and forgetting the playing around part.:ohmy:

haha! that reminds me of the time my older sister caught a guy while he was trying to steal the radio out of her car. she beat the shit out of him and escorted him to the precinct, where he was ridiculed because he shat himself during the beating.

[wkj]

Fighting is for girls.

[Gutter]

haha! that reminds me of the time my older sister caught a guy while he was trying to steal the radio out of her car. she beat the shit out of him and escorted him to the precinct, where he was ridiculed because he shat himself during the beating.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats fucking epic!!!! hahahahaha

[Misteriosa]

its not a "strange" fear, but i find that as i get older, my claustrophobia has gotten much much worse. :down: i damn near had a full on panic attack at my last MRI (and it was an open one too)

[Jayw]

haha! that reminds me of the time my older sister caught a guy while he was trying to steal the radio out of her car. she beat the shit out of him and escorted him to the precinct, where he was ridiculed because he shat himself during the beating.

That guy has got a promising future as a criminal... what a disaster :lol:

[jennysmurf]

Thise big wind turbines freak me out too. They're huge!

[realmenhatelife]

I have the same lightbulb feeling, I wont stand under a new lightbulb because I feel like as soon as the current hits its going to explode and blind me.

[Jayw]

ahhahaha chicken sandwiches!

[A.J.]

its not a "strange" fear, but i find that as i get older, my claustrophobia has gotten much much worse. :down: i damn near had a full on panic attack at my last MRI (and it was an open one too)

I'm not claustophobic, but I hope I never have to get another MRI in my life. The enclosed space was bad enough -- but trying to stay absolutely still was like Chinese Water Torture for me.

[disneyspy]

i fuckin hate going out on lake michigan and not being able to see land,it freeks me out

[Furtherman]

I'm always worried that the floor will turn into lava.

[wkj]

Sounds like a Ron White bit.

[foodcourtdruide]

I'm always worried that the floor will turn into lava.

Weird, I worry that lava will turn into the floor.

[disneyspy]

im afraid if i get really angry i'll turn into the hulk

[Jayw]

Now that is a rational fear about the car tires. I been thinking about that lately on the highway, how my tires are just attached by a few nuts and bolts while I am doing 80 mph. Every noise my car makes freaks me out.

[wkj]

What's with all these fears, sould like a Maury show.

[Jayw]

Years ago after I saw ghostbusters for the first time where the bath water turned to slime I always had a fear of that happening. It is only around bathtubs though, showers are cool.

[disneyspy]

when i was a kid i fell into a well and was surrounded by bats,freeked me out

[Misteriosa]

I'm not claustophobic, but I hope I never have to get another MRI in my life. The enclosed space was bad enough -- but trying to stay absolutely still was like Chinese Water Torture for me.

it was even harder because they put a device on my head to keep it still. i was freaking out when that was put on me. i didnt last a minute in the closed one. in the open one, they blindfolded me, gave me ear plugs, and put my arms and legs on pillows while in a "starfish" position so i wouldnt totally freak out (i was pretty close to losing it) it was the longest 45 mins of my life.

[CountryBob]

Electricity freaks me out - I will turn off the power to the whole house just to replace or repair a light or something...I dont trust individual breakers.

[wkj]

Now that is a rational fear about the car tires. I been thinking about that lately on the highway, how my tires are just attached by a few nuts and bolts while I am doing 80 mph. Every noise my car makes freaks me out.

Speeding is against the law, lug nuts are only rated for 55 MPH; be afraid, be very afraid.

[Misteriosa]

when i was a kid i fell into a well and was surrounded by bats,freeked me out

ok batman...

[disneyspy]

ok batman...

what part of secret identity do you not understand

[A.J.]

it was even harder because they put a device on my head to keep it still. i was freaking out when that was put on me. i didnt last a minute in the closed one. in the open one, they blindfolded me, gave me ear plugs, and put my arms and legs on pillows while in a "starfish" position so i wouldnt totally freak out (i was pretty close to losing it) it was the longest 45 mins of my life.

Ugh - I can imagine that awfulness. I'd need to be knocked out if I ever I had to do another one.

[Misteriosa]

well ronnie, they do use pig corpses to compare weapons going thru human flesh...

[Gutter]

i don't like heights....unless i've had a few drinks. then i don't mind.

also, i never ever ever never walk on the grates in the sidewalk that you see in cities. the cellar doors in front of bars and restaurants are a no go either.

[wkj]

Sal Minelo, the Italian hitter.

[Gutter]

well ronnie, they do use pig corpses to compare weapons going thru human flesh...

closest thing to it......tattoo artists first learn on pig skin as well.

[Misteriosa]

Ugh - I can imagine that awfulness. I'd need to be knocked out if I ever I had to do another one.

i begged to be knocked out. they said they couldnt because it was a brain scan.

[disneyspy]

when i was younger i was being chased on top of a carnival train and i fell into a car filled with snakes,to this day i hate snakes

[Misteriosa]

when i was younger i was being chased on top of a carnival train and i fell into a car filled with snakes,to this day i hate snakes

ok, henry jr...

[sailor]

Chicken bones gross me out.

[jennysmurf]

When I'm on a road trip, I constantly stop for gas when it gets below 1/2 tank because I'm afraid there won't be any gas stations when I need gas.

[Jayw]

also, i never ever ever never walk on the grates in the sidewalk that you see in cities. the cellar doors in front of bars and restaurants are a no go either.

Those grates are the worst I always avoid them, I think they are just going to break and ill be stuck in a hole. and i still try to avoid stepping on cracks

[LeedsJr]

i begged to be knocked out. they said they couldnt because it was a brain scan.

Did they find anything? :smile:

[CountryBob]

i don't like heights....unless i've had a few drinks. then i don't mind.

also, i never ever ever never walk on the grates in the sidewalk that you see in cities. the cellar doors in front of bars and restaurants are a no go either.

In Atlanta 2 weeks ago on a bachelor party trip a buddy of mine fell into an opened manhole. The cover was removed and he was walking and talking and not paying attention when he stepped right into the void. Being drunk might have spared him nothing but a sprained ankle and hurt nuts.

[realmenhatelife]

On Gas: My grandfather's neighbor is a mechanic who will work on your car for real cheap under the table. The catch is my grandfather acts as the intermediary, so you get all your info filtered through him. You get the call from him about your car being done and you ask what was wrong, and without fail the first thing was always "Well for starters there was hardly any damn gas in it."


Blow a head gasket? Alternator? Wasn't no damn gas in it.

[A.J.]

when i was younger i was being chased on top of a carnival train and i fell into a car filled with snakes,to this day i hate snakes

ok, henry jr...

Did you also get a scar across the chin from being struck by a whip?

[LeedsJr]

Those grates are the worst I always avoid them, I think they are just going to break and ill be stuck in a hole. and i still try to avoid stepping on cracks

That's not irrational. There are stories in the NY papers of people falling through those things all the time.

[jennysmurf]

Did they find anything? :smile:

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Did they find anything? :smile:

well they saw there was a brain in there, but they didnt find anything abby normal. i was being scanned because of a sudden onset of intense migraines.

[Furtherman]

when i was younger i was being chased on top of a carnival train and i fell into a car filled with snakes,to this day i hate snakes

ok, henry jr...

:laugh:

[Gutter]

Those grates are the worst I always avoid them, I think they are just going to break and ill be stuck in a hole. and i still try to avoid stepping on cracks

yep.....i always think they're going to fall out from under me or slip out of the frame or whatever.....the cellar doors are even worse....sometimes you step on them and they have a lot of give.....i just think my foot is gonna slip through and my shin will be locked in there and the metal from the door is gonna make a giant divot in my shin bone as i try to wiggle out and it'll eventually snap in half and be awful.

In Atlanta 2 weeks ago on a bachelor party trip a buddy of mine fell into an opened manhole. The cover was removed and he was walking and talking and not paying attention when he stepped right into the void. Being drunk might have spared him nothing but a sprained ankle and hurt nuts.

Bob thats nuts....i'm glad you're friend is ok. he'll be terrified of that now.

[sailor]

i don't like heights....unless i've had a few drinks. then i don't mind.

also, i never ever ever never walk on the grates in the sidewalk that you see in cities. the cellar doors in front of bars and restaurants are a no go either.

Stay away from the salvia.

[disneyspy]

i don't like heights....unless i've had a few drinks. then i don't mind.

also, i never ever ever never walk on the grates in the sidewalk that you see in cities. the cellar doors in front of bars and restaurants are a no go either.

the two inside lanes of the mackinac bridge(a huge 5 mile long bridge the connects the two pennisulas of michigan) is grates and high in the air, i will stay in the outside lane no matter how slow its going cuz those grates fuck me up

and this one is a true story

[Gutter]

Stay away from the salvia.

why? does it make you think you're flying? that might be cool. tops of buildings with low railings, second floor and up in the mall, edges of cliffs with sheer drops are all awful....but planes im fine with or anything that has about a chest high railing is ok too. if it makes you think you on any of those things i just mentioned that would suck.

[Gutter]

the two inside lanes of the mackinac bridge(a huge 5 mile long bridge the connects the two pennisulas of michigan) is grates and high in the air, i will stay in the outside lane no matter how slow its going cuz those grates fuck me up

and this one is a true story

see, its only when i'm walking for me......its a very specific fear. and the heights are only in specific situations too and it depends on how high the railing is and how steep the drop is.

[disneyspy]

i have this fear of heights but i was given a choice of starting life or staying in this long ass dream, i jumped off the tallest building in the world

[wkj]

Being alone is fine as long as I have my Ron and Fez.

[sailor]

My kid loves tumbling but I can't watch. It freaks me the fuck out. Everyone else thinks I'm crazy.

[Misteriosa]

agoraphobia is the fear of big outside spaces isnt? named after the "agora" which is the ancient greek word for marketplace?

[sailor]

why? does it make you think you're flying? that might be cool. tops of buildings with low railings, second floor and up in the mall, edges of cliffs with sheer drops are all awful....but planes im fine with or anything that has about a chest high railing is ok too. if it makes you think you on any of those things i just mentioned that would suck.

From earlier in the show, a kid fell from the 15th floor balcony while on salvia. Oh, in fez's building.

[sailor]

agoraphobia is the fear of big outside spaces isnt? named after the "agora" which is the ancient greek word for marketplace?

Correct, ms. koine.

[LeedsJr]

agoraphobia is the fear of big outside spaces isnt? named after the "agora" which is the ancient greek word for marketplace?

Check out the big brains on Misti!

P.S. No editing!

[Gutter]

Check out the big brains on Misti!

P.S. No editing!

what is this amateur hour? it would be too easy.

[Misteriosa]

Correct, ms. koine.

while i did study koine towards the end of my language requirements, it was mostly proper ancient greek :o

[A.J.]

agoraphobia is the fear of big outside spaces isnt? named after the "agora" which is the ancient greek word for marketplace?

Or the old Agora Ballroom in Hartford, CT.

[disneyspy]

Check out the big brains on Misti!

P.S. No editing!

dude,weve all seen her avatar

[Gutter]

From earlier in the show, a kid fell from the 15th floor balcony while on salvia. Oh, in fez's building.

ah....missed it. but yea, good point.....wouldn't want to be on a 15th floor balcony.

[sailor]

while i did study koine towards the end of my language requirements, it was mostly proper ancient greek :o

Yes, I remember your dismissive attitude towards it.

[Misteriosa]

Yes, I remember your dismissive attitude towards it.

its just that after the challenge of slogging thru translations of socrates, translating new testament koine was a walk in the park. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/nerdsmiley.gif

i'll stop now...

[Jayw]

its just that after the challenge of slogging thru translations of socrates, translating new testament koine was a walk in the park. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/nerdsmiley.gif

i'll stop now...

That nerd smile was sweeeeet

[jennysmurf]

Don't continue. She's trying to let him down gently, and he's not taking the hint.

Edit: See Ron agrees with me.

[Furtherman]

Forget about the girl. She's not interested.

[Misteriosa]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

[jennysmurf]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

Word.

[sailor]

If that mike only listens to the first three hours, he'll never know Ron mentioned him.

[disneyspy]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

so you still coming out here for the golf season?

[Misteriosa]

so you still coming out here for the golf season?

when did i say i was going out there? :huh:

[disneyspy]

when did i say i was going out there? :huh:

when you said you were tired of the pillowcase

[LeedsJr]

when did i say i was going out there? :huh:

He invited you, and you didn't say no. Blunt, remember?

[Furtherman]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

Well, then be blunt. Easier all around.

[A.J.]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

Yep.

[Gutter]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

Dutchies or white owls usually work out just fine

[jennysmurf]

I love Facebook. There I said it.

[A.J.]

from what ive been told, its that men dont take hints. ive been told u have to be absolutely blunt

Dutchies or white owls usually work out just fine

So do James or Emily.

[A.J.]

Fuck Facebook,

If I wanted to keep in touch with people from my past, I would have never lost touch with them in the first place.

[Furtherman]

Fuck Facebook,

If I wanted to keep in touch with people from my past, I would have never lost touch with them in the first place.

You can ignore those people easily. I have.

[wkj]

I love Facebook. There I said it.

Hate it, have family on it doing and saying things that will stay with them forever.

[disneyspy]

I love Facebook. There I said it.

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[A.J.]

You can ignore those people easily. I have.

I'm afraid someone I haven't seen in 15 years may try to kill me.

[wkj]

Still friends with my first wife of 7 years and 2 kids of which I got custody and they have their own kids now.

[Furtherman]

Hate it, have family on it doing and saying things that will stay with them forever.

Oh no, I don't accept any family requests or family friends requests. They all get an ignore.

I'm afraid someone I haven't seen in 15 years may try to kill me.

Unless you allow it, they can never contact you.

[foodcourtdruide]

Fuck Facebook,

If I wanted to keep in touch with people from my past, I would have never lost touch with them in the first place.

I've set myself as unsearchable on Facebook. You can't look me up by name or email address.

[Gutter]

this guy is still wondering if something was going on btwn his girl that he dated for three years that started dating her boss three weeks after they broke up? really? reaaaaaaalllllllly?

[A.J.]

You can ignore those people easily. I have.

I'm afraid someone I haven't seen in 15 years may try to kill me.

Unless you allow it, they can never contact you.

Oh Ferdinand.

Like a poor marksman you keep MISSING the reference!

[wkj]

Oh no, I don't accept any family requests or family friends requests. They all get an ignore.



Unless you allow it, they can never contact you.

The young kids don't know any better what should and should not be posted. Don't know how old you are but be carefull what you post if you are looking for a job.

[wkj]

Not to belabor the point, been married to my present wife for 29 years and yes, we are friends.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,thanks for startin the thread further,this has been fun,have a good one buddays and i look forward to see how everyones lent is going,tonight i eat

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

toodaloo! :bye:

DONK!

[Furtherman]

Oh Ferdinand.

Like a poor marksman you keep MISSING the reference!

Oh man, you're right.




I give this to myself:

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[Furtherman]

The young kids don't know any better what should and should not be posted. Don't know how old you are but be carefull what you post if you are looking for a job.

If you're looking for a job, deactivate your account.

[disneyspy]

If you're looking for a LIFE, deactivate your account.

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