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CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 06:55 AM
Hey Smellers,

Lot's roll this jib joint out and get this fuck wad started. I'm sure there will be lot's to talk about today.



http://xtremewalls.com/supermodels/denisemilani/denise-milani-032-06.jpg

Sleeves Wants Your Vote (http://radioghost.com/)

Tiny Spy Radio Company (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

1-866-Ron-0-Fez
(That's the number to be heard by MILLIONS!!)

ANC
03-24-2011, 06:58 AM
In! :thumbup:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 06:59 AM
In! :thumbup:

budday!! got somethin for ya

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/keeley-hazell-wallpapers-35.jpg

ANC
03-24-2011, 07:00 AM
budday!! got somethin for ya

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/keeley-hazell-wallpapers-35.jpg

:clap:

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:02 AM
Howdy - from Tennessee :bye:

Misteriosa
03-24-2011, 07:03 AM
buddays :bye:

internet may go out on me in the middle of the show (they are going to do some repairs)

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:03 AM
http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/camel-toe-pictures-3.jpg

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:07 AM
Morning buddays! Love me some LCD soundsystem!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:07 AM
I hear this song a lot...but I STILL LOVE IT.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:08 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhco5duqUX1qajg12o1_400.gif

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:08 AM
Panda toe ChuckWagon?

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:08 AM
http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/camel-toe-pictures-3.jpg

that looks painfull!

Dell
03-24-2011, 07:08 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

http://almarose.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/beautiful_woman.jpg

Lenny is in the house...

wish you would have been here yesterday to help fuck with Rube...

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:10 AM
that looks painfull!

SAVE JAPAN!!

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 07:11 AM
:bye: hello everyone!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:12 AM
Panda toe ChuckWagon?
Ichitwat!!

ANC
03-24-2011, 07:12 AM
I probably shouldn't be looking at page 1 while sitting in the first row of a computer lab huh? :laugh:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:13 AM
:bye: hello everyone!
The rich guy is here.

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:15 AM
Is a VJ like when you get blown on Skype?

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:16 AM
eatin a buffet,poor fez

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:18 AM
everyone knows yahoo is the fun one and i'm leading the ESPN one but who cares,its boring

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:19 AM
wheres this vid?

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:20 AM
Oh man... these Philly accents always make me cringe but laugh.




Because I have one.


The ducks in the woorter lady!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:20 AM
I believed he said Tornado 42 times in that clip.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:21 AM
last day to get your own sleeves song auction

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320675299392#ht_500wt_1076

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:21 AM
This is great.

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:21 AM
Oh man... these Philly accents always make me cringe but laugh.




Because I have one.


The ducks in the woorter lady!

i friggin love when Ron does that duck boat line. hahahahahahaha

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:22 AM
Tornado!!!

sailor
03-24-2011, 07:22 AM
Any mention of the earthquake in Burma?

realmenhatelife
03-24-2011, 07:22 AM
As long as the tornado didn't hit Shady Maple we're all good.

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 07:22 AM
Where's the tornado link :laugh:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:22 AM
Any mention of the earthquake in Burma?
Not yet...call it in buddy

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:23 AM
As long as the tornado didn't hit Shady Maple we're all good.
That's the pride and joy of Philly.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:23 AM
wheres this vid?

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xIGMKJ0nSnA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:24 AM
My Hoggie?

HAHHAHHAHAHHA

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:24 AM
Any mention of the earthquake in Burma?

You mean Myanmar!!



No.


To the Earthquake thread!!!

Dell
03-24-2011, 07:24 AM
the tornado sucked in my hoagie...:laugh:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:25 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xIGMKJ0nSnA" allowfullscreen="" width="640" frameborder="0" height="390"></iframe> (http://%3Ciframe%20title=%22YouTube%20video%20player%22%2 0width=%22640%22%20height=%22390%22%20src=%22http://www.youtube.com/embed/xIGMKJ0nSnA%22%20frameborder=%220%22%20allowfullsc reen%3E%3C/iframe%3E)
Your a top notcher!!! Thank You

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:26 AM
You mean Myanmar!!



No.


To the Earthquake thread!!!
But we can't read the posts there...they keep shaking all over the place.

booo

Dell
03-24-2011, 07:26 AM
where is mount woolshintin?..

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:26 AM
Any mention of the earthquake in Burma?

You mean Myanmar!!



No.


To the Earthquake thread!!!

Burma......Myanmar.....whats the Darfur-ance?

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:26 AM
But we can't read the posts there...they keep shaking all over the place.

booo

Activate your post stabilizers.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:27 AM
I like Burlington Vermont. A great city with lots of space and good prices

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:28 AM
Love those tornado vids - i would like to witness one up close someday!
Finger of God

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:28 AM
Burma......Myanmar.....whats the Darfur-ance?

Nice Africa-Asian fusion pun there.

SinA
03-24-2011, 07:29 AM
Pennsylvania might have two cities, but only one town:
Welcome to the Town of Bloomsburg
"the only incorporated TOWN in Pennsylvania" (http://www.bloomsburgpa.org/)

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:29 AM
Activate your post stabilizers.
Is that in my User CP?

anywho......

Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

:thumbup:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:31 AM
Fezzie went crazy. And now he's pissed off.

He'll fuck them up!!!

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:31 AM
Nice Africa-Asian fusion pun there.

thanx.....i google mapped the fuck outta that joke and decided they were in close enough proximity before i posted.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:32 AM
sounds like fez is gonna jerk someone off til they cum!!

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:33 AM
Blake Lively? did he just say Blake Lively? shes smokin hot. Shes that hottie thats in the Justin Long movie Accepted. i watch it every time its on.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:33 AM
fez is becoming horney peter brady

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:34 AM
thanx.....i google mapped the fuck outta that joke and decided they were in close enough proximity before i posted.

And what map was that? They are no where near even close to each other.

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:34 AM
Blake Lively? did he just say Blake Lively? shes smokin hot. Shes that hottie thats in the Justin Long movie Accepted. i watch it every time its on.

She was great in The Town. I didn't even know it was her until the credits.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:34 AM
sounds like fez is gonna jerk someone off til they cum!!
:wub:

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:35 AM
And what map was that? They are no where near even close to each other.

close enough for comedy.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:37 AM
inside voice-fuck,only paulo would get that stupid horney peter brady joke,i'm so stupid

realmenhatelife
03-24-2011, 07:37 AM
That's the pride and joy of Philly.

It's the pride and joy of Lancaster, or like slightly before Lancaster on 23 or the Turnpike. The whole thing is great but the breakfast buffet is killer.

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:38 AM
Lap Giraffe farm.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:39 AM
fez is becoming horney peter brady

When its time to change you got to rearrange - sha naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa, sha naa naa naa naa

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:39 AM
inside voice-fuck,only paulo would get that stupid horney peter brady joke,i'm so stupid

that makes me and Paulo

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:40 AM
that makes me and Paulo

you used to listen to ron and ron too? sweet!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:42 AM
Lap Giraffe farm.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

I thought those Commercials where CGI...I had no idea!!!

Is it legal to own one in the united states?

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 07:43 AM
I thought those Commercials where CGI...I had no idea!!!

Is it legal to own one in the united states?

I bet they taste fantastic!

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:43 AM
Chupacabre is in Puerto Rico. I saw it after I left the Bacardi factory!

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:43 AM
I thought those Commercials where CGI...I had no idea!!!

Is it legal to own one in the united states?

I didn't see any disclaimer. you gonna get one?

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:44 AM
Chupacabre is in Puerto Rico. I saw it after I left the Bacardi factory!

i hope it wasnt sucking young goats!

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:44 AM
close enough for comedy.

No it isn't. In fact, I'd say that was a Laosy pun.

(now THAT'S close enough! BOOM.)



Lap Giraffe farm.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

And that is fantastic!!!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:44 AM
I bet they taste fantastic!
I bet the neck is the best part.

But it looks like a fella might need a few of them to feed his family.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 07:45 AM
You could hold it by the neck and eat it like a turkey leg!

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:45 AM
i hope it wasnt sucking young goats!

no you gotta pay extra for that.

and I bet thats not the first time you've said that!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:46 AM
I didn't see any disclaimer. you gonna get one?
hold on...I need to look closer at this.

I just might.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:46 AM
I didn't see any disclaimer. you gonna get one?

right after i buy some of hurley's australian chicken!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:48 AM
right after i buy some of hurley's australian chicken!
You don't think it's true?

realmenhatelife
03-24-2011, 07:48 AM
How would a japanese infant survive the tsunami that killed his parents? Totally wacky.

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:48 AM
No it isn't. In fact, I'd say that was a Laosy pun.

(now THAT'S close enough! BOOM.



I'll accept Laosy......at least it wasn't.....Singa-poor.

sailor
03-24-2011, 07:48 AM
That's a hoax site.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:48 AM
No it isn't. In fact, I'd say that was a Laosy pun.

(now THAT'S close enough! BOOM.)





And that is fantastic!!!
further you have to post that gilbert godfrey tweet for tweet of the day!!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:49 AM
The kids love the little girrafes.

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:49 AM
That's a hoax site.

you're a hoax site.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:49 AM
That's a hoax site.

thank you katja

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:49 AM
right after i buy some of hurley's australian chicken!

Not before I get some moon cheese!!!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:49 AM
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/images/gallery/image2.jpg

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 07:50 AM
Give me a birth certificate or give me balls!

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:50 AM
further you have to post that gilbert godfrey tweet for tweet of the day!!

RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried
I'm holding off on #ElizabethTaylor jokes until I find out what insurance company she used.

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 07:51 AM
I'll accept Laosy......at least it wasn't.....Singa-poor.

Well played sir, well... played....

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:51 AM
Not before I get some moon cheese!!!
WHa-What?

Moon CHeese?

If I send you the money...wil you mail me some?

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 07:51 AM
RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried
I'm holding off on #ElizabethTaylor jokes until I find out what insurance company she used.

I like Gottfried now

Gutter
03-24-2011, 07:51 AM
Well played sir, well... played....

ah thank ya.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:53 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XlhkqAwEgvQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:54 AM
does anybody want a peanut?

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:55 AM
I'm going to go see Battle: Los Angeles today.

looking forward to some good big screen sci-fi

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:56 AM
does anybody want a peanut?
duh?

of course I do

sailor
03-24-2011, 07:56 AM
There could be orphans if the parents were at work or such.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 07:57 AM
ling, ling a ling, ling, ling

LeedsJr
03-24-2011, 07:57 AM
No more rhymes, I mean it!

does anybody want a peanut?

sailor
03-24-2011, 07:57 AM
So could c. Thomas Howell have legally changed to African-American? Or what about white rappers?

Dell
03-24-2011, 07:57 AM
had to step out...

is Fez wanting to change his birth certificate?..

changing records is a very slippery slope...:wink:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:58 AM
No more rhymes, I mean it!

oh god thank you!!!

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 07:58 AM
I'm going to go see Battle: Los Angeles today.

looking forward to some good big screen sci-fi

Good Luck (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110309/REVIEWS/110309992)

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 07:58 AM
ling, ling a ling, ling, ling

this aint a fuckin library!!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 08:00 AM
Good Luck (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110309/REVIEWS/110309992)
I'm going out on a limb and say that fella didn't like the movie.

Dell
03-24-2011, 08:00 AM
this aint a fuckin library!!

wouldn't that have been "ring" and "ribrary"?..

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 08:01 AM
this aint a fuckin library!!
It's like being in the back of a bus though.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:02 AM
wouldn't that have been "ring" and "ribrary"?..

i feel like people arent getting me today

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 08:03 AM
I'm going out on a limb and say that fella didn't like the movie.

America didn't like the movie.

Dell
03-24-2011, 08:05 AM
i feel like people arent getting me today

probably just me...

I haven't kept up with the show or the posts so far...

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:11 AM
this weekend i hope to feel like a man in a woman's body

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:15 AM
Break! 7IAR anyone??????

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 08:18 AM
I'm going to go see Battle: Los Angeles today.

looking forward to some good big screen sci-fi

Good Luck (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110309/REVIEWS/110309992)

Don't believe the hate! I liked that movie. You will see some big screen sci-fi.

jonyrotn
03-24-2011, 08:20 AM
this weekend i hope to feel like a man in a woman's body
Good bye horses..I'm crying over yooou..
I'm crying, crying, crying over you oooo oooo...

For every Buffalo Bill Clarice Starling catches there's 10 more just like him stalking their prey...

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:23 AM
Good bye horses..I'm crying over yooou..
I'm crying, crying, crying over you oooo oooo...

For every Buffalo Bill Clarice Starling catches there's 10 more just like him stalking their prey...

It's hard to kidnap someone in a golfcart!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:25 AM
BDY finally calls the show!

Gutter
03-24-2011, 08:26 AM
gaaaaawwwwwd these trannys are so fuckin sensitive.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:26 AM
BDY finally calls the show!

You sonofabitch!:nono:

Gutter
03-24-2011, 08:27 AM
anyone going to see SuckerPunch tomorrow?

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:27 AM
Pre-op 'Wendy', waiting on her hot and juicy!

jonyrotn
03-24-2011, 08:27 AM
It's hard to kidnap someone in a golfcart!
He approacheso them on his walker asking if they'd help him apply Ben Gaye to his arthritic knee caps..It almost worked on me..
Twice

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:28 AM
anyone going to see SuckerPunch tomorrow?

why? are you going to be in my town?

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 08:28 AM
Just got back from lunch, what did I miss? Who's this hot peice of ass on the phone now?

Gutter
03-24-2011, 08:29 AM
why? are you going to be in my town?

nope......i was only talking to the actual real humans who live in or near NYC.

Gutter
03-24-2011, 08:29 AM
Just got back from lunch, what did I miss? Who's this hot peice of ass on the phone now?

ohhhhhhh boy.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:30 AM
Just got back from lunch, what did I miss? Who's this hot peice of ass on the phone now?

Dell.

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 08:31 AM
:clap: Fezzie's Camp :thumbup:

Dell
03-24-2011, 08:31 AM
Just got back from lunch, what did I miss? Who's this hot peice of ass on the phone now?

you think Wendy is a piece of ass...:laugh:

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 08:31 AM
Dell.

At least that explains his mod quote! :huh:

Lemieux66
03-24-2011, 08:31 AM
Something tells me no employer needs a birth certificate to know "Wendy" is really a man. Jesus Christ.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:32 AM
At least that explains his mod quote! :huh:

his ass is so blown out,they call him windy

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 08:32 AM
There are a LOT of Tranny Truckers.

wkj
03-24-2011, 08:33 AM
WKJ checkin' in.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 08:35 AM
There are a LOT of Tranny Truckers.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xc8TiP12Ir4/SKEmorjLAlI/AAAAAAAAAK8/kMp79CrNK0A/s400/300px-MovieOptimusPrime_promorender2.jpg

Crispy123
03-24-2011, 08:35 AM
WKJ checkin' in.

Hooo Waaa

Nice avatar! :bye:

A.J.
03-24-2011, 08:36 AM
"You saw me in the hospital -- you were there Fez." :laugh:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 08:36 AM
is that a tampon or an inney?

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 08:37 AM
Who knew so many trannies listened to the buddays?

DOHO@HOME
03-24-2011, 08:40 AM
anyone going to see SuckerPunch tomorrow?

I would like to see a donkey punch today

realmenhatelife
03-24-2011, 08:44 AM
Theres no way that fez' fact that there are "hundreds of shootings in schools in Chicago and Detroit" is accurate.

wkj
03-24-2011, 08:45 AM
Hooo Waaa

Nice avatar! :bye:

1st FW Raptors, good to go.

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 08:48 AM
Oh good, the deer debate.


Duuur. I'm a duuuuuuuuur.

A.J.
03-24-2011, 08:52 AM
Oh good, the deer debate.


Duuur. I'm a duuuuuuuuur.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sL5FjvH3AJc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 08:54 AM
:clap:

wkj
03-24-2011, 08:55 AM
That would be Balimore.

underdog
03-24-2011, 09:10 AM
Wow, the Unmast seems to have stopped this thread dead in it's tracks.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:11 AM
Wow, the Unmast seems to have stopped this thread dead in it's tracks.

Unmast??????????

Is that a nautical term?

Gutter
03-24-2011, 09:12 AM
Oh good, the deer debate.


Duuur. I'm a duuuuuuuuur.

fuckin love that pic.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Hurr-Im-A-Durr.jpg


found another good one....its about bear stuffs.

http://neighbr.net/images/nothin-just-bear-stuffs.jpg

underdog
03-24-2011, 09:14 AM
Unmast??????????

Is that a nautical term?

According to Ron and Fez, it's the name of the show where Ron interviews comics.

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 09:16 AM
So, this is live, right?





Or is it Memorex?

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 09:18 AM
She said cunt - i'll give her a chance....

Chigworthy
03-24-2011, 09:19 AM
Love RBI, love Unmast. Tuning out for this one.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:19 AM
So, this is live, right?

arrrrrrrrrrrrr,and why wasn't i told this was post like a pirate day?

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:19 AM
According to Ron and Fez, it's the name of the show where Ron interviews comics.

:huh:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:21 AM
:huh:

he's black

Dell
03-24-2011, 09:28 AM
VENT TIME AGAIN

my handicapped nephew is to receive a $5 refund for state taxes (Virginia demands deductions even when they know none will be due...federal does not)...

they want $30 to file it electronically but nothing to file by mail, so I'm sloppily hand filling his EZ form and asking for a physical check be mailed...I hope they are required to put a couple hundred dollars into processing his return...


END VENT

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:28 AM
this lady be interest'n

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:30 AM
VENT TIME AGAIN

my handicapped nephew is to receive a $5 refund for state taxes (Virginia demands deductions even when they know none will be due...federal does not)...

they want $30 to file it electronically but nothing to file by mail, so I'm sloppily hand filling his EZ form and asking for a physical check be mailed...I hope they are required to put a couple hundred dollars into processing his return...


END VENT

i think you meant to say...
VENT TIME AGAIN

me handicapped nephew be t' receive a $5 refund fer state taxes (Virginia demands deductions blunderbustingly even when they know none will be due...federal does not)... they want $30 t' file it electronically but noth'n t' file by mail, so I'm sloppily hand fill'n his EZ form an' ask'n fer a physical check be mailed...I "Blast My Onion Breath!" hope they be required t' put a couple hundred doubloons into process'n his return... END VENT

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:30 AM
this lady be interest'n

She got your attention when she said "he has a really big sack"! :laugh:

Dell
03-24-2011, 09:31 AM
she is my second favorite roaster...

the dude that wore the fur coat during Pam Anderson's roast is my favorite...

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 09:32 AM
Fez is gonna be hatin - she keeps using gay and fag in a demoralizing way.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:37 AM
i'd pick her aloft cause i have alot o' laundry that need t' be done

Dell
03-24-2011, 09:39 AM
I hope I'm attributing this line to the right person...

never mind, that would definitely become a mod quote (but it was hysterical)...

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:40 AM
I hope I'm attributing this line to the right person...

never mind, that would definitely become a mod quote (but it was hysterical)...

Go for it, we're all friends here.

Dell
03-24-2011, 09:41 AM
we'll try it this way...

Lisa Lampanelli, I've had more black dick in me than a urinal at the Apollo Theatre!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:41 AM
Go for it, we're all friends here.

an' thar be no mods 'unseaworthily round

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:43 AM
an' thar be no mods 'unseaworthily round

What do you call a sailboat with nothing to hang the sail on???????

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:45 AM
What do you call a sailboat with nothing to hang the sail on???????

i dont know me matey,what do ye call a sailboat wi' noth'n t' hang th' sail on?

IamFogHat
03-24-2011, 09:47 AM
Do you think Fez is enjoying this?

Dell
03-24-2011, 09:47 AM
Fezzie ain't gonna like her liberal use of the "F" word...

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:48 AM
i dont know me matey,what do ye call a sailboat wi' noth'n t' hang th' sail on?

UNMAST!!!! Get it????????????:lol:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:48 AM
Do you think Fez is enjoying this?

i havent heard him laugh in awhile

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:48 AM
Do you think Fez is enjoying this?

Fezzie ain't gonna like her liberal use of the "F" word...

It's okay. I think she's post-op!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:50 AM
UNMAST!!!! Get it????????????:lol:

arrrrrrrr

what do ye call a show where ron interviews comics?

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 09:52 AM
arrrrrrrr

what do ye call a show where ron interviews comics?

I'm not sure. Aarrrrrrrrrrrrr you gonna tell us?????

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 09:53 AM
I'm not sure. Aarrrrrrrrrrrrr you gonna tell us?????

unmast me matey yo ho!

sailor
03-24-2011, 10:00 AM
i dont know me matey,what do ye call a sailboat wi' noth'n t' hang th' sail on?

I don't like the direction these posts are taking.

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:01 AM
I don't like the direction these posts are taking.

it's funny.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:01 AM
I don't like the direction these posts are taking.

because pirates butt rape sailors?

yo ho!

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 10:04 AM
So, this is live, right?

arrrrrrrrrrrrr,and why wasn't i told this was post like a pirate day?

It's not. Nor did I suggest!


But, I won't stop ye. Avast!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:06 AM
It's not. Nor did I suggest!


But, I won't stop ye. Avast!

we're gonna take sailors booty!!

yo ho!!

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:07 AM
we're gonna take sailors booty!!

yo ho!!

he may give it freely.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:15 AM
he may give it freely.

arrrrrrrrr he loves seamen


yo ho!!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:18 AM
avast i found sailors youtube

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0EJ26ZLVWyw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Gutter
03-24-2011, 10:22 AM
yaaaarrrrr what be happnin land lubbers? who be these green gilled lily sniffing slop stains????

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 10:22 AM
Missed the intro... who is in studio?

A.J.
03-24-2011, 10:22 AM
Breathe through your nose dammit!

Gutter
03-24-2011, 10:23 AM
Missed the intro... who is in studio?

some Israeli chick wrote a book and a guy who sounds like he wears sport coats with padded elbows.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:24 AM
when sailor goes thru customs he stops at the booty free store

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:27 AM
Missed the intro... who is in studio?

If MLC were smarter, he would sound like this! :thumbup:

Gutter
03-24-2011, 10:28 AM
this is awful.....i think they're going for the intellectual palate cleanser after Lampasmelly. i'm out....lemme know when its over, which looks like it wont be.

Furtherman
03-24-2011, 10:28 AM
some Israeli chick wrote a book and a guy who sounds like he wears sport coats with padded elbows.

Ahhh... the 'ol Israel-Palestine conflict argument. I'm surprised this hasn't been cleared up by now.

sailor
03-24-2011, 10:29 AM
Yay, another interview!

KC2OSO
03-24-2011, 10:31 AM
when sailor goes thru customs he stops at the booty free store
yeah the guard at the customs asked him why he had a steering wheel in his pants to which he replied, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:31 AM
when sailor goes thru customs he stops at the booty free store

There once was a boy named Sailor
Who loved to go to the tailor.

He used to cream
when they checked his inseam!

If he saw a girl, he wouldn't nail her!

sailor
03-24-2011, 10:33 AM
She sounds Irish or something.

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 10:35 AM
Someone wake me up when this is over please - :sleep:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:39 AM
there once was a lad named sailor
who's ass was so wide it looked like a trailer
then one day
along came a gay
and since then he's been the gay's jailer

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:41 AM
i feel like i've heard this interview before

Dell
03-24-2011, 10:42 AM
there once was a lad named sailor
who's ass was so wide it looked like a trailer
then one day
along came a gay
and since then he's been the gay's jailer

http://www.crobike.de/en/werbemittel_bilder/promopeddler/8000/17761.jpg

Warren Peace
03-24-2011, 10:42 AM
you don't go to CNN for dick jokes........

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 10:43 AM
Does anybody even care about what they are saying? Ugghhhh:wallbash:

A.J.
03-24-2011, 10:43 AM
This guy is dropping truth bombs.

Dell
03-24-2011, 10:44 AM
Does anybody even care about what they are saying? Ugghhhh:wallbash:

I keep zoning out, but the tone tells me it's the most important thing going....Wooooo!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:45 AM
This guy is dropping truth bombs.

and going to have a unity party!

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 10:45 AM
Im such a low life - I have no story, no burning desire to tell about anything, no passion. Just make me laugh please

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:46 AM
Let's try another one:

The once was a butt pirate named Sailor
who's boat was a boston whaler

He came real fast
with a mast in his ass

He doesn't swallow, he's an inhaler!

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:47 AM
Let's try another one:

The once was a butt pirate named Sailor
who's boat was a boston whaler

He came real fast
with a mast in his ass

He doesn't swallow, he's an inhaler!

i just coughed out chicken parmesan!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 10:53 AM
I have never been more anxious for Satellite of Love to start than right now....
Fire the bastard that booked these two

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 10:54 AM
I have never been more anxious for Satellite of Love to start than right now....

you're not enjoying the limericks???

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 10:58 AM
on ronfez dot net there is a mod
who likes to look at big black rod
his name is sailor
he's quite the failure
so dont let him tell you he likes the cod

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 10:59 AM
They are great - you guys got skills

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 11:00 AM
holy shit,look at the time!!

Warren Peace
03-24-2011, 11:00 AM
Do you think they'll let this guy run long?

Lemieux66
03-24-2011, 11:01 AM
Even Ron is bored of this one.

DOHO@HOME
03-24-2011, 11:01 AM
holy shit,look at the time!!

we are now into overtime and it's being wasted with this asshole:furious:

Lady Resin
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
I'm surprised that the computer didn't knock them off.

Recyclerz
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
I have never been more anxious for Satellite of Love to start than right now....
Fire the bastard that booked these two
I'll bet my retirement money that Ronnie B would have quit if he didn't get a chance to interview these two. Schnabel seems to be one of Ron's favorite artists. They're talking about one of the most important issues affecting your life today.

jimmyolsenblues
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
I am shocked the computer does not cut them off.

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
Fez must have left - oh no, please cut this shit off. I need Oand A replay to liven up the mood now.....:help:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
I'm surprised that the computer didn't knock them off.

that computer is just a myth isnt it?

Warren Peace
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
seriously....what is this guy promoting?

Sloppy2nds
03-24-2011, 11:03 AM
Are Ron and Fez still on?

DOHO@HOME
03-24-2011, 11:03 AM
Even Ron is bored of this one.

This might be the only time i miss the O&A replay at 3:00pm
Can't Ron tell this guy the old The say you have to go:clap::bye:

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 11:03 AM
Are Ron and Fez still on?

yes and its days like this i wish i had audible

A.J.
03-24-2011, 11:04 AM
seriously....what is this guy promoting?

Miral. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miral)

Dell
03-24-2011, 11:04 AM
they're here, they're queer without failure
don't let them in your trailer

from afar they travel to be here
they have no problem finding queer

they go to the dock and say hey sailor

I tried...:thumbdown:

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 11:04 AM
I'll bet my retirement money that Ronnie B would have quit if he didn't get a chance to interview these two. Schnabel seems to be one of Ron's favorite artists. They're talking about one of the most important issues affecting your life today.

Cool that Ron likes this but I promise you - this does not affect my life at all. Let someone with Middle East knowledge tackle this. I just want dick jokes to make my shitty life feel better while I am at work.

DOHO@HOME
03-24-2011, 11:04 AM
seriously....what is this guy promoting?

PEACE POT AND MICRO DOT

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 11:05 AM
they're here, they're queer without failure
don't let them in your trailer

from afar they travel to be here
they have no problem finding queer

they go to the dock and say hey sailor

I tried...:thumbdown:

ahahahhaaaha

not bad at all

sailor
03-24-2011, 11:06 AM
So berlusconi was blackmailed to say he was against the war to avoid a terrorist attack? How is that a good thing?

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 11:07 AM
I feel so dumb - I dont know shit about what he was talking about and I will never see the movie that he has made. I'm not the demographic.

Dell
03-24-2011, 11:08 AM
later buddays...:bye:

Baby DEW Year
03-24-2011, 11:08 AM
There once was a man named spy
who was queer for another guy

At climax he would yell
Hey DELL!

and Dell would get jizz in his eye!

Recyclerz
03-24-2011, 11:11 AM
Cool that Ron likes this but I promise you - this does not affect my life at all. Let someone with Middle East knowledge tackle this. I just want dick jokes to make my shitty life feel better while I am at work.


If not for the Israeli Palestinian unresolved conflicts we don't have 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq or 90% of our current beefs with the Muslim world. It affects all of us.

disneyspy
03-24-2011, 11:13 AM
alright buddays,have a good one
sailors ass can handle a ton
we'll see each other tommorow
may your day have no sorrow
except for BDY,HE MADE A BAD PUN!

CountryBob
03-24-2011, 11:27 AM
If not for the Israeli Palestinian unresolved conflicts we don't have 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq or 90% of our current beefs with the Muslim world. It affects all of us.

Yeah I get it, but as far as it being on my radar - pass. I just dont want to spend my time getting involved, educated etc. on stuff going on in the middle east right now. I'm struggling with what type of lawnmower I am going to buy this weekend.
Have a good one - I'm out!:bye:

DOHO@HOME
03-24-2011, 11:30 AM
:bye: I'M GETTIN READY TO GET READY FOR THE BRUINS VS CANADIANS::bye:

Dell
03-24-2011, 03:15 PM
CountryBob needs a new mower
He went to a good school, but he couldn’t be slower

For the Middle East he has no cares
Recyclerz insists he definitely errs

CountryBob says it’s 5700 miles away, why cower?

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-24-2011, 04:06 PM
There once was a man named spy
who was queer for another guy

At climax he would yell
Hey DELL!

and Dell would get jizz in his eye!

This man wins....everything!

CountryBob
03-25-2011, 06:26 AM
CountryBob needs a new mower
He went to a good school, but he couldn’t be slower

For the Middle East he has no cares
Recyclerz insists he definitely errs

CountryBob says it’s 5700 miles away, why cower?

Well said - maybe we need an ongoing lymric thread???:blink:

disneyspy
03-25-2011, 06:28 AM
Well said - maybe we need an ongoing lymric thread???:blink:

why you i ouggghta...

go start today listening thread,i'd do it but ive already started one this week

CountryBob
03-25-2011, 06:30 AM
why you i ouggghta...

go start today listening thread,i'd do it but ive already started one this week

Why - so it will be only 2 pages long? How do you link the links for your tinychat place etc? I can try

disneyspy
03-25-2011, 06:31 AM
Why - so it will be only 2 pages long? How do you link the links for your tinychat place etc? I can try

i usually just copy and paste from the thread before