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disneyspy
04-11-2011, 05:35 AM
MAHABONE BUDDAYS!!

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ichiban-another earthquake hit japan this morning

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 05:46 AM
local ichiban-yesterday storms melted most of the snow and caused flood conditions at my course,day off from my first real day of work,sweet!

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 05:58 AM
good morning :bye:

Baby DEW Year
04-11-2011, 06:14 AM
Mornin' ladies! :bye:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 06:18 AM
got my new reciever in,just got off the phone with a xm service rep that really sounded like he should be at the quiki mart,waiting the 5 to 10 minutes while my reciever is being updated

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 06:21 AM
woo hoo,back in buiness!

Dell
04-11-2011, 06:28 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

about to hit the road for the week...

http://90ways.com/images/Crit/I-95.svg.png

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 06:38 AM
Morning - I would like a change of pace and be able to hit the road right now.
Watch out for those random 2x4's!! (did you see that vid?)

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 06:39 AM
Morning - I would like a change of pace and be able to hit the road right now.
Watch out for those random 2x4's!! (did you see that vid?)

no,show us

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 06:44 AM
Ahhh...here you go...<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOhgMAOrp0c?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOhgMAOrp0c?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 06:46 AM
nice job and HOLY SHIT!!

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 06:58 AM
Until I saw that video I would have argued that would not happen. I thought that the windshield would reduce any debris (like a board) to a glancing blow and not like a fucking spear. Amazing!

Furtherman
04-11-2011, 07:01 AM
Swingin' buddays!!

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:02 AM
drop is from SWINGERS

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 07:08 AM
So what is going on here?

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 07:10 AM
best ofs for a lil bit? hmm..

edit: oh yeah. i remember ronnie talking about taking today off, but they had a guest booked. they were only gonna come in for the guest, i think

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:11 AM
So what is going on here?

BEST OF WHILE LOUIS CK interview?

Furtherman
04-11-2011, 07:11 AM
Deja vu...... but they were live, right?

Pad data says they're live.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:12 AM
Deja vu...... but they were live, right?

i think only tanley was live

Lemieux66
04-11-2011, 07:13 AM
O&A are taping a Ricky Gervais interview to play later in the week.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 07:17 AM
O and A taping interviews now? WTF?

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:18 AM
Endandari


get em

DOHO@HOME
04-11-2011, 07:18 AM
BEST OF WHILE LOUIS CK interview?

I thought it was Ricky G.:unsure:

sailor
04-11-2011, 07:19 AM
i think only tanley was live

I thought Ron-from-the-past was pretty clear about that.

DOHO@HOME
04-11-2011, 07:19 AM
ICHIBAN; 2 OUT OF 3 soxes take yanks

Chimee
04-11-2011, 07:20 AM
I wonder how many people are calling in to talk about how many 9-year-olds they could beat up.

dolfangreg
04-11-2011, 07:21 AM
Anyone know if they are going live later

dolfangreg
04-11-2011, 07:22 AM
I love this 9 year old bit. Good to hear it again

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:23 AM
Anyone know if they are going live later

kind of sounded like they would as soon as the special guest interview was over

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:29 AM
i just bit my tongue while eating lunch,put that on the list of things you do alot as a kid but not much as an adult

Furtherman
04-11-2011, 07:32 AM
i just bit my tongue while eating lunch,put that on the list of things you do alot as a kid but not much as an adult

Grow up, will ya?

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 07:40 AM
I would dump a pallet of Nintendo DS's in the corner and start picking them off one by one..

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:41 AM
wheres that i disagree with ron thread? big ass cards being old school just sounds so fucking retarded to me

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:42 AM
I would dump a pallet of Nintendo DS's in the corner and start picking them off one by one..

...all fucked up and with a boner?

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:56 AM
hey,if i want to stop my computer screen to not go dark if not in use for more than 5 minutes,what do i need to do?

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 07:58 AM
hey,if i want to stop my computer screen to not go dark if not in use for more than 5 minutes,what do i need to do?

control panel -> display -> screen saver -> adjust wait timer

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 07:58 AM
control panel -> display -> screen saver -> adjust wait timer

love you

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:00 AM
yay live

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 08:00 AM
no promises on if it will work.

LIVE BUDDAYS NOW

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:04 AM
i bet that damn roland fucked with fez's mic

foodcourtdruide
04-11-2011, 08:04 AM
Missed the show last week. Is Fez having the sameexactfighthe'shadwitheverypersonthat'severbeen ontheshowexceptRon fight with Roland now?

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:05 AM
Missed the show last week. Is Fez having the sameexactfighthe'shadwitheverypersonthat'severbeen ontheshowexceptRon fight with Roland now?

are you having a stoke?

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 08:06 AM
Missed the show last week. Is Fez having the sameexactfighthe'shadwitheverypersonthat'severbeen ontheshowexceptRon fight with Roland now?

yes.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:13 AM
ROLAND

http://http://d4.ac-videos.myspacecdn.com/videos02/82/thumb0_5c7b1c3257da48d2b1ef9405d40db447.jpg


http://d4.ac-videos.myspacecdn.com/videos02/82/thumb0_5c7b1c3257da48d2b1ef9405d40db447.jpg

sailor
04-11-2011, 08:20 AM
I think this clown is speaking of hot cross buns.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:21 AM
I think this clown is speaking of hot cross buns.

TOMMY JOHNIGAN?

or that guy that was on 10 minutes ago?

jimmyolsenblues
04-11-2011, 08:30 AM
How is Tommy Johnagin a comedian? Ron is killing and he doesn't even respond is his name Fez Tommy Johnagin.

Recyclerz
04-11-2011, 08:34 AM
Tommy Johnagin? That motherfucker is too funny.

Although he might be a little too sensitive if he's reading this. ;)

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 08:52 AM
The Theory of the Five Stages of GriefMain article: Kübler-Ross model
The Kübler-Ross model, commonly known as the five stages of grief, is a theory first introduced by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross in her 1969 book, On Death and Dying.[7]

The theory describes in five discrete stages a largely untested, but popular process by which people deal with grief and tragedy. Such events might include being diagnosed with a terminal illness or enduring a catastrophic loss. The five stages are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The theory holds that the stages are a part of the framework that helps people learn to live without what they lost. Lay people and practitioners consider the stages as tools to help frame and identify what a person who's suffered a loss may be feeling. The theory holds that the stages are not stops on a linear time line of grief. The theory also states that not everyone goes through all of the stages, nor in a prescribed order. In addition to the five-stages theory, Kübler-Ross has been credited with bringing mainstream awareness to the sensitivity required for better treatment of people who are dealing with a fatal disease.[8]

The stages model, which came about in the 1960s, is a theory based on observation of people who are dying. This model found empirical support in a study by Maciejewski et al.[9]



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grief#The_Theory_of_the_Five_Stages_of_Grief

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 08:53 AM
well my screen saver got fixed in time for me to watch ispy not move

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 08:59 AM
sorry :down:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:00 AM
i dont believe ronfez.net is dying

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:01 AM
i'm pissed that the listening thread is the lifeline of this this site and its slow as fuck today!!

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:02 AM
c'mon people i see youre out there,start posting and i'll send you old school ron and fez dvds

Warren Peace
04-11-2011, 09:03 AM
sounds like secrets run in Fez's family (I'm tryin' Spy...I'm tryin')

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:03 AM
i'm so depressed that i started a countrybob like listening thread

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:04 AM
Cant believe that Tom Johnagin is piling on Fez by the "dad is a homo" shit that Ron is doing.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:04 AM
i'm so depressed that i started a countrybob like listening thread

Haha - that was low

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:05 AM
poor .net,i'll miss thee

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:06 AM
i think the start with the best of threw people off.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:07 AM
i think the start with the best of threw people off.

ya i remember when i was in denial

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:07 AM
While playing golf Sunday - I shot a 37 on the front side and then had a 10 on number 10. Pulled a Tin Cup off of the tee - hit 3 straight into the lake.

Ended up shooting 47 on the back.
Had lightning strike a tree about 150 feet from our group on Saturday - scared the shit out of me

wkj
04-11-2011, 09:07 AM
WKJ back from Seattle checkin in.

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:08 AM
ya i remember when i was in denial

:down:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:10 AM
While playing golf Sunday - I shot a 37 on the front side and then had a 10 on number 10. Pulled a Tin Cup off of the tee - hit 3 straight into the lake.

Ended up shooting 47 on the back.
Had lightning strike a tree about 150 feet from our group on Saturday - scared the shit out of me

my first year we had a golfer get hit by lightning and he tried to sue the golf course for not pulling him off the course,he lost but we now have this massive air raid horn when storms move in

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:10 AM
:wallbash:Seems like most of us have to juggle between work and posting a bunch. Stupid work gets in the way of all the fun

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:11 AM
:down:

i cant wait for angry misti to start yelling at people

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:11 AM
:wallbash:Seems like most of us have to juggle between work and posting a bunch. Stupid work gets in the way of all the fun

and im going on vaca for two weeks... :o

sailor
04-11-2011, 09:12 AM
TOMMY JOHNIGAN?

or that guy that was on 10 minutes ago?

No, you're a clown.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:13 AM
my first year we had a golfer get hit by lightning and he tried to sue the golf course for not pulling him off the course,he lost but we now have this massive air raid horn when storms move in

Yeah they blew that horn 3 different times but we were playing a 7 some - and were highly intoxicated and we kept pushing it. One guy kept saying that every year you see it in the paper where someone was struck and a few laughed it off. The rain hadnt started up yet and then "BOOM" hit the tree near us and I can still close my eyes and see the brightness of the bolt!

Warren Peace
04-11-2011, 09:13 AM
Who knew Fez was part Golden Retriever?

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:15 AM
and im going on vaca for two weeks... :o

Ahhh great for you - bad news for us. You will be truly missed - but if I remember you said the other day that you will be going to Harry Potter World. Looking forward to finding out how cool that place is. Id like to go there on shrooms and buy a wand - drink a butter beer.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:16 AM
no vacation in my plans this year - just bought a house and the mortgage has me strapped on my shity HR income....:glurps:

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:17 AM
the advice show.... [/kenny g sax]

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:18 AM
No, you're a clown.

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Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:19 AM
no vacation in my plans this year - just bought a house and the mortgage has me strapped on my shity HR income....:glurps:

well im going on vaca on the smallest budget ever. we are driving down to FL and are staying at my sister's. since sis is a FL resident, we can take advantage of all the special deals residents get. cutting corners everywhere.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:19 AM
Haha - Dead Man Certs!:clap:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:22 AM
well im going on vaca on the smallest budget ever. we are driving down to FL and are staying at my sister's. since sis is a FL resident, we can take advantage of all the special deals residents get. cutting corners everywhere.

this is a really good time to be going down there,the old farts are heading north and the family vacations dont start til june

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:22 AM
speaking of looting the body:

Guy Who Casket-Robbed a Game Boy is Headed to Jail (http://kotaku.com/#!5790491/guy-who-casket+robbed-a-game-boy-is-headed-to-jail)

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:23 AM
this is a really good time to be going down there,the old farts are heading north and the family vacations dont start til june

the only thing we have to compete with are the brazilian tourist groups :wallbash:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:24 AM
i cant believe fez is mad at flipper,this has to be a bit

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:25 AM
the only thing we have to compete with are the brazilian tourist groups :wallbash:

they're like year round so theres really no good time to avoid those bastard groupos

sailor
04-11-2011, 09:28 AM
You know we're on pace for a solid 9 pages today, right?

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:28 AM
there were very little phone calls on todays O&A show and if you missed it,you people have to listen to the paul riaiser interview

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:29 AM
You know we're on pace for a solid 9 pages today, right?

maybe now but when i started going thru my 5 stages we were at a 4 page pace

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:30 AM
The movie "the time machine" proved that you cant be fucking with the moon - not good!

realmenhatelife
04-11-2011, 09:31 AM
I've said this before, China, India and Russia are going back to the moon and they're going to be major energy exporters because of it. We're screwing ourselves by not being heavy into the space program.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:31 AM
You know we're on pace for a solid 9 pages today, right?

maybe now but when i started going thru my 5 stages we were at a 4 page pace

We all get laid if we hit 9 pages - right?:tongue:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:33 AM
We all get laid if we hit 9 pages - right?:tongue:

you wish , fucking sausage fest and misti anymore

but if we hit 12,i will show my balls

realmenhatelife
04-11-2011, 09:36 AM
We all get laid if we hit 9 pages - right?:tongue:

I call 'not it' on being the bottom

LeedsJr
04-11-2011, 09:37 AM
there were very little phone calls on todays O&A show and if you missed it,you people have to listen to the paul riaiser interview

Why?

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:37 AM
Chick at the last strip joint sat down and told me she was currently in the military for 8 years and made over $100,000 per year stripping on the side. She didnt ask for me to buy her a drink, didnt force herself on me at all. A buddy bought a block of 5 private dances with her for me and she jerked me off in the back. I got better treatment than the bachelor we were taking care of (chicken shit to even get close to any of the strippers).

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:37 AM
I call 'not it' on being the bottom

Pitcher not a catcher are ya?

Misteriosa
04-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Chick at the last strip joint sat down and told me she was currently in the military for 8 years and made over $100,000 per year stripping on the side. She didnt ask for me to buy her a drink, didnt force herself on me at all. A buddy bought a block of 5 private dances with her for me and she jerked me off in the back. I got better treatment than the bachelor we were taking care of (chicken shit to even get close to any of the strippers).

sheesh.. when you are making that much peeling, its probably tough to go for another job (if thats what you want)

sailor
04-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Can't wait for some He-3

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Why?


jay mohr,ron bennington,jimmy norton were f'n hilarious and paul riaser was lost,it went on for like 40 minutes and you could feel them trying not to laugh but having a great time anyway

sailor
04-11-2011, 09:42 AM
maybe now but when i started going thru my 5 stages we were at a 4 page pace

Adapt and embrace change, my friend.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:42 AM
kevin trudeau is the author of the book i dont want to know about

LeedsJr
04-11-2011, 09:44 AM
jay mohr,ron bennington,jimmy norton were f'n hilarious and paul riaser was lost,it went on for like 40 minutes and you could feel them trying not to laugh but having a great time anyway

Gotcha. I asked because Reiser was kind of boring on RnF last week.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:45 AM
Gotcha. I asked because Reiser was kind of boring on RnF last week.

he wasn't any better on this morning's show but holy shit was that interview the best

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:46 AM
I've hated Paul Reiser since he fucked Ripley and the little girl over in Aliens.

LeedsJr
04-11-2011, 09:48 AM
I've hated Paul Reiser since he fucked Ripley and the little girl over in Aliens.

The one funny story I've heard him tell in interviews was of going to a screening of Aliens with his mom, and seeing her cheering when he got killed in that movie.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:50 AM
Hehe - I guess he nailed the part then

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:53 AM
he could do the show where the stand up that cant say anything funny unless its prepared material

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 09:53 AM
Ron makes me laugh more than this Tommy guy

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 09:59 AM
Everybudday Hates Johnagan

jimmyolsenblues
04-11-2011, 10:02 AM
Everybudday Hates Johnagan

I cannot believe this guy is a professional comic...he is not one bit funny but Ron loves him.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 10:03 AM
he could hang out with corky and star in HOW I MEATED YOUR BROTHER

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:06 AM
How about -Tommy is a college dropout that finds a talking turtle who can pick the horses?
The turtle is also a smartass

Dell
04-11-2011, 10:09 AM
Ahhh...here you go...<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOhgMAOrp0c?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOhgMAOrp0c?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

WOW...glad I didn't come across that...

see what I just did, I back read...

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:11 AM
When I was 13 my mom found a Hustler pic folded inside my handheld PacMan game (in the battery department). She flipped out and was convinced that I was a freak. It kinda helped things out though because I didnt try to hide my porn after that.

Dell
04-11-2011, 10:17 AM
When I was 13 my mom found a Hustler pic folded inside my handheld PacMan game (in the battery department). She flipped out and was convinced that I was a freak. It kinda helped things out though because I didnt try to hide my porn after that.

my mother bought me a subscription to Playboy when I was thirteen, but she started taking them from the mail when she discovered it more revealing than she remembered her brothers' Playboy's being when she was young...

I had to find where my dad kept them after that...

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 10:20 AM
ARBY INTERVIEWS A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH,kinda hungry now

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:27 AM
Went to stay a few nights with my rich Uncle and after snooping around in one of the apartments in his mansion I found a treasure trove of porn. There was like 30 Penthouse mags and 5 VCR porn tapes. His son (my cousin) had lived there for awhile and had moved to Australia and left it all behind. I secretly loaded the loot (avoiding the housekeepers) in my luggage and protected it like a new born baby. Man the hours of jacking that little score provided was awesome.

Lemieux66
04-11-2011, 10:28 AM
I cannot believe this guy is a professional comic...he is not one bit funny but Ron loves him.

He's great on stage. Just had a really funny set on John Oliver's show last week.

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 10:33 AM
He's great on stage. Just had a really funny set on John Oliver's show last week.

ya he's great onstage but...

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 10:35 AM
but thank you lemuiex for changing the topic off of bob and dell telling 13 year old masturbation stories

jimmyolsenblues
04-11-2011, 10:37 AM
Wow Tommy is a hack.

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:41 AM
but thank you lemuiex for changing the topic off of bob and dell telling 13 year old masturbation stories

hahaha - didnt realize how bad that looked - sorry!

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:43 AM
Tommy J has luled me to sleep :help:

disneyspy
04-11-2011, 10:48 AM
alright buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

CountryBob
04-11-2011, 10:49 AM
Well, it was somewhat fun today - but without many ideas to stimulate my brain, I had to revert to some of my 13 year old masterbatuion memories. Ehhh, I guess that is better than seeing Spy's nuts.

Later :bye:

Dell
04-11-2011, 11:17 AM
HEY, rude and rude...

I never mentioned masturbation, 13 years old and Playboy but not masturbation...

later buddays (time to listen to O&A replay)...:bye: