Ron And Fez Listening Thread 4/12/11... The South Will Rise Again!

[Furtherman]

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ichiban: 150 years ago The Civil War Started

[Warren Peace]

I guess Fez wasn't using his shower bench.

[Gutter]

Morning Buddays......your tuesday is my monday.

ICHIBAN: 50 years ago the first human space flight.

War and innovation on the same day in history, 100 years apart.

[A.J.]

Morning Buddays......your tuesday is my monday.

ICHIBAN: 50 years ago the first human space flight.

War and innovation on the same day in history, 100 years apart.

30 years ago today was the first Space Shuttle flight.

[Gutter]

30 years ago today was the first Space Shuttle flight.

those scientists really love april 12th huh?

[Gutter]

2nd ICHIBAN: Police find more human remains on LI

http://gawker.com/#!5791046/police-find-more-human-remains-in-long-island

its up to 10.

[CountryBob]

Resident Redneck checking in - Howwwdeeeeee!!!!!!:bye:

[A.J.]

those scientists really love april 12th huh?

FDR didn't. He died on this day in 1945.

[Warren Peace]

2nd ICHIBAN: Police find more human remains on LI

http://gawker.com/#!5791046/police-find-more-human-remains-in-long-island

Certain unnamed radio host who happens to live in Long Island goes on a 2-week crise.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[CountryBob]

I think it is time for a Roland v. Fez challenge. Winner has to ______???

[Gutter]

FDR didn't. He died on this day in 1945.

Niether did Clinton. On this day in 1999 Arkansas federal judge Susan Webber Wright found President Clinton in contempt of court for lying about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky.

[Furtherman]

I wonder if this LI Killer is the same guy who killed four hookers in A.C. a few years ago. They were also dumped on a secluded road. Case never solved.

[Furtherman]

Caller has a point.

Anyone talk to this guy yet?

http://www.consumingambitions.com/consuming_ambitions/Gortons_Fisherman_tn.jpg

[LeedsJr]

I wonder if this LI Killer is the same guy who killed four hookers in A.C. a few years ago. They were also dumped on a secluded road. Case never solved.

The Post has quoted police sources as saying they think they are connected.

[Warren Peace]

Caller has a point.

Anyone talk to this guy yet?

http://www.consumingambitions.com/consuming_ambitions/Gortons_Fisherman_tn.jpg

which guy? (sorry, wasn't paying attention)

[Misteriosa]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRI8NZ068sE/TPwo_m_pHbI/AAAAAAAAB84/zaADskCzhHo/s1600/dex2.jpg

[Warren Peace]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRI8NZ068sE/TPwo_m_pHbI/AAAAAAAAB84/zaADskCzhHo/s1600/dex2.jpg

d'oh!

[CountryBob]

They may need to speak to this guy too

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2331/djones.png (http://img251.imageshack.us/i/djones.png/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[Misteriosa]

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[Misteriosa]

PetryStooft

get him

[Furtherman]

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That's fantastic.

[Misteriosa]

i love that she wanted to get knighted immediately :happy:

that girl will never live that story down either. (tho who would want to)

[Gutter]

Caller has a point.

Anyone talk to this guy yet?

http://www.consumingambitions.com/consuming_ambitions/Gortons_Fisherman_tn.jpg

no, but i hear this guy is a person of interest.

http://distinctkickingmotion.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/890.gif?w=300&h=213

[Furtherman]

no, but i hear this guy is a person of interest.

http://distinctkickingmotion.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/890.gif?w=300&h=213

Wow... practically the same dude! I wonder if there was ever a copyright infringement there?

[A.J.]

Ron's right about that peanut butter and chocolate brownie: that shit was the bomb back in the day.

[sailor]

RIP yuri Gagarin

[CountryBob]

no, but i hear this guy is a person of interest.

http://distinctkickingmotion.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/890.gif?w=300&h=213

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/266/sigmondb.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/sigmondb.jpg/)

I knew this guy was too good to be true!

[LeedsJr]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/266/sigmondb.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/sigmondb.jpg/)

I knew this guy was too good to be true!

Now Sigmund the Sea Monster and Johnny and Scot are friends!

[sailor]

The cherries are for manhattans and the like, not martinis.

[Misteriosa]

i hate those maraschino cherries. vile creations.

[Misteriosa]

my two fave school lunch meals were the french bread pizza and the fish filets that had the cheese under the breaded crust.

[Gutter]

Wow... practically the same dude! I wonder if there was ever a copyright infringement there?

I just remember the fans complaining about the similarities so much that the logo barely lasted a season. Rangers fans would chant "WE WANT FISH STICKS" when the Islanders came to town with that jersey.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is worried that Roland will assault him. Uh oh, that means Fez is that office guy.

[Misteriosa]

I just remember the fans complaining about the similarities so much that the logo barely lasted a season. Rangers fans would chant "WE WANT FISH STICKS" when the Islanders came to town with that jersey.

http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/uninvolved.gif

[Misteriosa]

Fez is worried that Roland will assault him. Uh oh, that means Fez is that office guy.

http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

[Gutter]

http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/uninvolved.gif


Misti, you're custom gif's have surpassed my gif knowledge. no idea what that guy is doing.

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

I was thinking like the guy who files a complain with HR because he gets asked to use the revolving door during the winter. Or like the guy that makes it a rule that noone can have a mirror in their cubicle because he accuses people of staring at him.

Not encouraging that noone else says that people are lying about Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

My god, Hicks saying Giselle Bundchen. Hilarious.

[Misteriosa]

Misti, you're custom gif's have surpassed my gif knowledge. no idea what that guy is doing.

that person is whistling and moving away like he has nothing to do with the issue. the tagged says "uninvolved".

i was one of those chanters :o

[Lemieux66]

That's it Fez, squeeze every last bit of joy out of the show.

[Gutter]

that person is whistling and moving away like he has nothing to do with the issue. the tagged says "uninvolved".

i was one of those chanters :o

ahhhhhh he's whistling....i get it now. is funneh.

[Gutter]

not surprisingly i think i agree with hicks....its weird he's getting emotional about that considering how everything has worked out since then.....you would almost expect Brady to look back at that day with humor and a smile thinking about how silly he was being getting all upset and frustrated the day he was drafted.

[Furtherman]

Fez has a problem with audio of someone crying?

[LeedsJr]

The Patriots haven't been quite as great since they had to stop cheating.

[Misteriosa]

The Patriots haven't been quite as great since they had to stop cheating.

http://djriskone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/oh-snap.jpg


:lol:

[Gutter]

Fez has a problem with audio of someone crying?

he's got a problem with mocking it.

[A.J.]

"Finally when the Patriots called, I was so excited. I don't have to be an insurance salesman, you know."

THAT's why he probably cried thinking back on it. He eventually got his shot after waiting for a long time to find out if he made it. There was probably lots of stress and self-doubting waiting for that call.

[Furtherman]

I just remember the fans complaining about the similarities so much that the logo barely lasted a season. Rangers fans would chant "WE WANT FISH STICKS" when the Islanders came to town with that jersey.

:laugh:

[wkj]

Of course it's OK to get emotional, this is such a goofy discussion.:wallbash:

[wkj]

OMG, Blowhard advice.

[Warren Peace]

OMG, Blowhard advice.

yep...Blowhard as the "voice of reason"...uggh.

[A.J.]

Reagan never cried. George H.W. Bush did.

[wkj]

Reagan never cried. George H.W. Bush did.

Reagan did, that bullet hurt.

[A.J.]

Reagan did, that bullet hurt.

Reagan walked into GW Hospital....LIKE A MAN.

[Baby DEW Year]

Reagan did, that bullet hurt.

A Brady cried that day too!

[A.J.]

A Brady cried that day too!

That's cold son.

But funny....

[wkj]

Reagan walked into GW Hospital....LIKE A MAN.
:smile:

[wkj]

what does mascalinity have to do with emotion?

[LeedsJr]

Reagan walked into GW Hospital....LIKE A MAN.

He even cracked a joke to his wife.

"Honey, I forgot to duck."

[DOHO@HOME]

He even cracked a joke to his wife.

"Honey, I forgot to duck."

Wouldn't it be;
I forgot to duck, mommy.
And he was one of the best presidents ever even dead is better then what we have now.

[Warren Peace]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/11/jcrew-ad-showing-boy-pink-nail-polish-sparks-debate-gender-identity/#

[wkj]

Wouldn't it be;
I forgot to duck, mommy.
And he was one of the best presidents ever even dead is better then what we have now.

Mommy...:thumbup:

[KC2OSO]

Face-piss...:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm facebook friends with a few moms who are absolutely turning their kids gay.

[Misteriosa]

isnt there already a fan in the elevator? its the vent isnt it?

[Gutter]

i've been on a beil of steam once....not fun.

[LeedsJr]

A "beel of steam"??

Is that like a toin coss?

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

i think im gonna check out. all this dead air and wheezing has gotten me to my limit.

[Gutter]

why are they promoting this Kevin Trudeau hack? this guy is a con artist. He's being sued by about 300 different people, a convicted felon, banned from promoting ANYTHING other than his own books via infomercial....he's a fucking scumbag piece of shit.

[CountryBob]

I question whether they even know all of the sponsors - probably a blanket sponsorship for the channel?

[Chigworthy]

That last read about someone's secrets or whatever reminded me of this:
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[CountryBob]

my ankles hurt now - ouch! :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

why are they promoting this Kevin Trudeau hack? this guy is a con artist. He's being sued by about 300 different people, a convicted felon, banned from promoting ANYTHING other than his own books via infomercial....he's a fucking scumbag piece of shit.

I thought they were giving out a free Doonsbury book.

[Gutter]

I question whether they even know all of the sponsors - probably a blanket sponsorship for the channel?

i don't think i'd be going too far in thinking that everyone out there in media, especially in the radio biz knows who kevin trudeu is and that he's a miserable waste of human existence. Certainly the suits do, but i wouldn't expect those jagoffs to give two shits about what they're promoting so long as it pays well. if i had a show that did live reads and was handed that script, i'd absolutely refuse to read that or have it read on my show.

[Chigworthy]

i don't think i'd be going too far in thinking that everyone out there in media, especially in the radio biz knows who kevin trudeu is and that he's a miserable waste of human existence. Certainly the suits do, but i wouldn't expect those jagoffs to give two shits about what they're promoting so long as it pays well. if i had a show that did live reads and was handed that script, i'd absolutely refuse to read that or have it read on my show.

I'd rather sell a carnie book than infidelity.

[Gutter]

I thought they were giving out a free Doonsbury book.

i wouldn't have been nearly as objectionable.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh God, Zooey Deschnel just murdering Morrissey.

[Dell]

why are they promoting this Kevin Trudeau hack? this guy is a con artist. He's being sued by about 300 different people, a convicted felon, banned from promoting ANYTHING other than his own books via infomercial....he's a fucking scumbag piece of shit.

HAHA...looked him up and loved this quote on his wiki...

"Certainly pitchman Kevin Trudeau learned this lesson years ago. After serving a 2-year federal prison sentence for credit card fraud he changed course. He's since made far more money stealing from the gullible using phony self-help programs and books than he ever did as a common forger... Kevin learned a valuable lesson: outright stealing – doing things like forging checks and stealing credit card numbers might get you locked up – but dressing up a pyramid scheme to look like a legitimate business will probably only get you sued."

[A.J.]

Lock it up. Sissy Spacek earned an Oscar for it.

http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/cd/large/Coal_miners_Daughter_088170122.jpg

[Dell]

I'd rather sell a carnie book than infidelity.

a friend of a friend told me (wink wink) that Ashley Madison is advertising on some of the free internet porn sites...

[Gutter]

I'd rather sell a carnie book than infidelity.

at least the infidelity website is what it says it is....they didn't invent cheating. Trudeu is the modern day snake oil salesman.

[CountryBob]

I am hating today - I am sick of Hicks mumbling, stumbling, wheezy voice today. Ron needs someone else to talk to - wake the fuck up Fez~!

[Chigworthy]

I am hating today - I am sick of Hicks mumbling, stumbling, wheezy voice today. Ron needs someone else to talk to - wake the fuck up Fez~!

He's too busy reading Doonesbury.

[Dell]

what just happened that pissed Ron off...

I wasn't really that engaged...

[Chigworthy]

What's this drama?

[IamFogHat]

Hyia buddays.

[Furtherman]

Here come the brainiacs.

[A.J.]

That caller was a fucking retard.

[Chigworthy]

Drawlin' Caller: "He (Donald Trump) wants to pursue his pursuit of happiness...which is American."

[Misteriosa]

what just happened that pissed Ron off...

I wasn't really that engaged...

x2

i tuned out. what pissed him off?

[A.J.]

Drawlin' Caller: "He (Donald Trump) wants to pursue his pursuit of happiness...which is American."

This is why you should have to pass a test to be able to vote.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Oh God, Zooey Deschnel just murdering Morrissey.

In all fairness, Morissey murders Morissey.

(call me Mr. Late to the Party)

[Gutter]

This is why you should have to pass a test to be able to vote.

agreed.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

This is why you should have to pass a test to be able to vote.

Sad, but agreed.

[Chigworthy]

This is why you should have to pass a test to be able to vote.

What kind of test?

[IamFogHat]

Just got here, why is Ron pissed?

[LeedsJr]

This is annoying. Either tell us what you're talking about, or keep it off the air.

[A.J.]

What kind of test?

Civics/Gov't/basic U.S. history, something of that ilk.

[Gutter]

What kind of test?

You should be able to express a general knowledge of the platform basis of the nominees that are running.

[Furtherman]

Just got here, why is Ron pissed?

No idea. He's pissed at someone down the hall.

[CountryBob]

I now prefer Ron sitting in with Opie - than the Ron and Fez show lately.

Fuck, we now have Stanley to help the show along when we used to have Earl, Dave, Drafthouse Kid, even Zito.

I am hating today - not stating anything new just fucking fed up with the direction of the show now.

[Misteriosa]

Civics/Gov't/basic U.S. history, something of that ilk.

the voting rights act prohibits that :o

[Chigworthy]

Civics/Gov't/basic U.S. history, something of that ilk.

Shouldn't every person who can be affected by elections be able to participate in them?

[Gutter]

Shouldn't every person who can be affected by elections be able to participate in them?

shouldn't every person affected by the elections have at least a basic knowledge of why they're voting for one person or the other that goes deeper than, "I don't like the other guys face", or "that dude is black and i'm black so i'm voting for him" or "I'm a woman so I'm voting for her"?

[A.J.]

Shouldn't every person who can be affected by elections be able to participate in them?

Not if you were as stupid as that caller was.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

have a great rest of your day...

[foodcourtdruide]

shouldn't every person affected by the elections have at least a basic knowledge of why they're voting for one person or the other that goes deeper than, "I don't like the other guys face", or "that dude is black and i'm black so i'm voting for him" or "I'm a woman so I'm voting for her"?

Actually, no. Who's to say what the right reason to vote for someone is?

[Chigworthy]

Actually, no. Who's to say what the right reason to vote for someone is?

This. You guys are evil dictator wannabes.

[Gutter]

Actually, no. Who's to say what the right reason to vote for someone is?

Basically you would just have to spend some brain energy and voice your opinion to show that you're not a total fucking retard. I think that would do it. I'm not saying every american has to write a 500 word essay.....but if you went in there and said, "I agree with this candidate more on this one issue than the other candidate's opinion of the same" well then sir go ahead and pull that lever.

I think forcing people to be slightly knowledgeable about making such an important decision wouldn't be a terrible thing.

[Dudeman]

You should be able to express a general knowledge of the platform basis of the nominees that are running.

I get your point, but certain parts of our country don't have a good record of mixing restriction of voting rights with tests...

Literacy tests, along with poll taxes and extra-legal intimidation,[1], were used to deny suffrage to African-Americans in a number of southern states, while allowing many illiterate whites to vote. This was accomplished by making the test inordinately difficult and allowing test-givers to choose who had to take the test and who did not. Most African-Americans in the south were effectively disenfranchised from the 1890s until the 1960s.

Southern states abandoned the literacy test only when forced to do so by federal legislation in the 1960s. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_test)


Also, imagine trying to come up with the question(s) to ask- trying to make the question unbiased and accurate...
"Are you for the candidate that wants to raise your taxes and destroy the economy?"
"Are you for the candidate that thinks the federal government should help people who make bad decisions?"

[realmenhatelife]

Any 'voting test' could be way too easily manipulated to exclude people based on prejudice. If you're excluded by the test because your education is terrible noone is ever going to improve education for people in your social group because you cant vote them into office to get it done. Not to mention how much money it would cost to run these tests and monitor lisence holders during voting.

[Misteriosa]

and i find it totally delicious that the thread ends on this topic, considering the title... http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif

[CountryBob]

What % of black voters just voted for Obama because he was black - or white non-voters that didnt vote for him just because he was black?

Point being that if you have the right to vote it dosent matter why you do or dont vote for someone - its your right.

But I think it could possibly be better for our country if everyone that voted were educated on why they are voting in the first place....

[Gutter]

I get your point, but certain parts of our country don't have a good record of mixing restriction of voting rights with tests...

Literacy tests, along with poll taxes and extra-legal intimidation,[1], were used to deny suffrage to African-Americans in a number of southern states, while allowing many illiterate whites to vote. This was accomplished by making the test inordinately difficult and allowing test-givers to choose who had to take the test and who did not. Most African-Americans in the south were effectively disenfranchised from the 1890s until the 1960s.

Southern states abandoned the literacy test only when forced to do so by federal legislation in the 1960s. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_test)


true....but like i said, this wouldn't even be a test let alone a difficult one. ultimately it doesn't fucking matter.....people are going to vote for the candidate they want even if they have to make up some bullshit about why they're doing it. Its not something that could be qualified the way i'm suggesting it be done, and the way it would have to be done to be legitimate is a method I wouldn't back.

So fuck it.....people are idiots and we're going to have leaders talk to us like we're idiots in order to get elected no matter who gets to vote.

[CountryBob]

and i find it totally delicious that the thread ends on this topic, considering the title... http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif

Thats right! If the south would have won we'd had it made. I'd probably run for President of the southern states. The day that Elvis passed away I would make a national holiday - if the south would have won we'd a had it made.
Hank II

[Misteriosa]

Thats right! If the south would have won we'd had it made. I'd probably run for President of the southern states. The day that Elvis passed away I would make a national holiday - if the south would have won we'd a had it made.
Hank II

what's all this "We" shit. YOU would have had it made. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

What % of black voters just voted for Obama because he was black - or white non-voters that didnt vote for him just because he was black?

Point being that if you have the right to vote it dosent matter why you do or dont vote for someone - its your right.

But I think it could possibly be better for our country if everyone that voted were educated on why they are voting in the first place....

Just stop at "the country would be better if everyone were educated" then mail that shit to the republicans.

[Dudeman]

true....but like i said, this wouldn't even be a test let alone a difficult one. ultimately it doesn't fucking matter.....people are going to vote for the candidate they want even if they have to make up some bullshit about why they're doing it. Its not something that could be qualified the way i'm suggesting it be done, and the way it would have to be done to be legitimate is a method I wouldn't back.

So fuck it.....people are idiots and we're going to have leaders talk to us like we're idiots in order to get elected no matter who gets to vote.

I agreee. Democracy has some flaws. And we are not alone in that thinking... Socrates agreed:

Socrates openly taught that the principal fault of democracy was that it did not require proof of special knowledge in its leaders, that it surrendered the direction of the people’s destinies to men without adequate experience in government, and that on the question of the morality of justice of a policy it treated the opinions of all citizens as equal in value. (http://www.allanstime.com/Government/socrates_democracy.htm)

Still, just imagine trying to get agreement on the questions that could be asked at the poll. Both sides argue that their proposals lower the deficit, lower taxes for the middle class, and keep the country safest... and they'd want the question to reflect that.

[CountryBob]

what's all this "We" shit. YOU would have had it made. :dry:

Sorry - its just a song. Should have thought that out better before posting. :surrender:

[disneyspy]

call my dick the south

[fezident]

A Brady cried that day too!

Bravo.
:clap: