Default Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/26/11. The Principal's Office Aftermath

[IamFogHat]

Morning buddays, let's get this insanity started early. Gonna be a strange show today.

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Call the show if you're funny and/or not a hayseed 866-Ron-0-Fez

[Furtherman]

Well done sir!!





Today we'll find out if Fez is staying? Or going? I have no idea how this will pan out.

[disneyspy]

keeley? you fuckin rock!!

mornin buddays,i'm in today,rain day,i've had more rain and snow days this month than all of last year

[disneyspy]

got my lappy back,peppercam will back today!

[disneyspy]

i listened to the replay,did anybuddayelse think the rob cross visit had more to do with the roland thing than the constant crying?

[A.J.]

i listened to the replay,did anybuddayelse think the rob cross visit had more to do with the roland thing than the constant crying?

Aren't they one and the same?

[disneyspy]

Aren't they one and the same?

i thought the roland thing had more to do with rumors being spread around and fez throwing a fit on air

and the crying thing about fez's dad dying and not being able to function on air

but the roland thing was before the dead dad thing

[realmenhatelife]

Ichiban Poly Styrene passes away from breast cancer. She was the iconoclastic singer of classic early punk band X Ray Spex, which was the band played to announce that Dave was having a girl way back when.

[LeedsJr]

i listened to the replay,did anybuddayelse think the rob cross visit had more to do with the roland thing than the constant crying?

I thought there was a Steve Leeds visit? Did I confuse him with Rob Cross?
The visit I heard sounded like a nothing interview as a cover to get a firsthand look at how bad off Fez was in studio.

And for the record, my sign-on is a play on the New Jersey Devil (son of Mrs. Leeds), not an implication I'm Steve Leeds' son.

[CountryBob]

Howdy - from the sticks!:bye:
Local news - Farmer John's cow "Bessie" has had twins, Bille Joe Ray has won first place in the county fair for his painting of "if Elvis crossed the Delaware" and local singing sensation, Kimee Jane Mullins has agreed to sing the national anthem at the May day Apple Festival. Ya'll come!

[disneyspy]

I thought there was a Steve Leeds visit? Did I confuse him with Rob Cross?
The visit I heard sounded like a nothing interview as a cover to get a firsthand look at how bad off Fez was in studio.

And for the record, my sign-on is a play on the New Jersey Devil (son of Mrs. Leeds), not an implication I'm Steve Leeds' son.

ya,my mistake

this page needs more keeley

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[A.J.]

i listened to the replay,did anybuddayelse think the rob cross visit had more to do with the roland thing than the constant crying?

Aren't they one and the same?

i thought the roland thing had more to do with rumors being spread around and fez throwing a fit on air

and the crying thing about fez's dad dying and not being able to function on air

but the roland thing was before the dead dad thing

But it all ties back to "Fez is emotionally crippled and you can't do or say anything which might potentially upset him".

[CountryBob]

I love it when hot chicks dress up in the schoolgirl getup. My tongue has a hardon!

[CountryBob]

But it all ties back to "Fez is emotionally crippled and you can't do or say anything which might potentially upset him".

Time someone in management puts their foot down and sends him home for awhile or for therapy. Fez would totally fail his annual review (if he is subject to one).

[disneyspy]

But it all ties back to "Fez is emotionally crippled and you can't do or say anything which might potentially upset him".

ya i guess pretty much the same

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[IamFogHat]

I love it when hot chicks dress up in the schoolgirl getup. My tongue has a hardon!

Did you pick up on my theme?

[disneyspy]

Did you pick up on my theme?

this one?

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[disneyspy]

is keeley the theme?

cuz if it is,good

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[Gutter]

great googly moogley!!

mornin buddays.

ICHIBAN: If you wear a Casio watch the government thinks you're a terrorist.

http://gizmodo.com/#!5795554/people-wearing-this-casio-watch-might-be-terrorists

[CountryBob]

Sam is such the shit stirrer!

Say that fast 3 times...

[disneyspy]

great googly moogley!!

mornin buddays.

ICHIBAN: If you wear a Casio watch the government thinks you're a terrorist.

http://gizmodo.com/#!5795554/people-wearing-this-casio-watch-might-be-terrorists

terrorists shop at the dollar store?

[IamFogHat]

And here we go.

[CountryBob]

here we go - strap in!

[LeedsJr]

Well, it's still called the Ron and Fez show...

[disneyspy]

drop is from WARRIORS
song is north american scum by lcd sound system

SPY WINS AGAIN!

[Gutter]

great googly moogley!!

mornin buddays.

ICHIBAN: If you wear a Casio watch the government thinks you're a terrorist.

http://gizmodo.com/#!5795554/people-wearing-this-casio-watch-might-be-terrorists

terrorists shop at the dollar store?

no no no.......its the Al Queda equivalent to the Rolex. They're ahhhh a little behind the times.

[disneyspy]

fez voice!

[IamFogHat]

Big Cat jumps in early:clap:

[LeedsJr]

Okay, Fezzie's there, and we're going straight to the gay stuff.

[disneyspy]

Okay, Fezzie's there, and we're going straight to the gay stuff.

did you think he was going to ignore the caller?

[Fezzy69]

Good morning, buddies!

[Bowel]

Wish sirius didn't stream the show 10 minutes later.

[Thadeusgman]

helloooo buddays

[LeedsJr]

did you think he was going to ignore the caller?

No, no. I just meant that was the first call they took. Didn't dwell on it, though.

[disneyspy]

helloooo buddays

hey thadeus,enjoying this rain?

[Gutter]

Ronnie B Quotes: "So you've decided to stay on the pot but you can't shit.....so same thing we've been doing for the past few years"

hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Fez is overly sensitive? Who would have thought......:flush:

[Dell]

in for a minute, moaning buddays...:bye:

[CountryBob]

Watch Fez deny that Opie apologized off air...

[LeedsJr]

Fez is back!

Can it last?

[Gutter]

Watch Fez deny that Opie apologized off air...

close.....sounds like the apology doesn't count anymore because during the re-telling of the apology story, Fez didn't feel accurately represented.

[disneyspy]

i say he cries in the next 10 minutes,any takers?

[Recyclerz]

Ronnie B Quotes: "So you've decided to stay on the pot but you can't shit.....so same thing we've been doing for the past few years"

hahahaha
Exactly. Fez Whatley hiding behind contract provisions since 2007.

[Dell]

my minute is up, later buddays...:bye:

[Chigworthy]

Fez should be able to roll this into a few weeks of self indulgent victimization.

[LeedsJr]

Fez should be able to roll this into a few weeks of self indulgent victimization.

Fine. As long as he's funny about it.

[CountryBob]

Finally - Ron tells Chris that he is adding shit that dosent matter...this happens so often.

[disneyspy]

my minute is up, later buddays...:bye:

later dell,stop bye when you cant stay so long

[CountryBob]

Dave giving nicknames - I like Peppy Hamburger

[Furtherman]

Ron's fed up.

[red_red_red]

Ron's fed up.

who isn't @ this point?

[Furtherman]

Wait... management is fine with Fez?

:huh:

[Gutter]

i say he cries in the next 10 minutes,any takers?

I'll take that action....I say he makes it till noon. you've got till 11:40 by my clock.

[disneyspy]

so much for everyone that said management would get rid of fez

[disneyspy]

I'll take that action....I say he makes it till noon. you've got till 11:40 by my clock.

ha gutters a taker!!

[Furtherman]

so much for everyone that said management would get rid of fez

Ron must have pictures of someone doing something very bad.

[Baby DEW Year]

who isn't @ this point?

Speaking of 2 pickets to tittsburg!!!!!:bye:

[red_red_red]

Speaking of 2 pickets to tittsburg!!!!!:bye:

:laugh:



creep

[Warren Peace]

Without this show, Fez will die a slow death..

[disneyspy]

Speaking of 2 pickets to tittsburg!!!!!:bye:

knock it off

i'm practicing for when that bitch sailor makes me a listening thread mod

[CountryBob]

There is a big difference with wanting to do something and being capable of doing it.

Fez is not capable of doing anything like he used to - unless, he gets help.

[Baby DEW Year]

:laugh:



creep

I was just happy that you broke up the sausage fest.

And now that Dell left, the gay is gone too!

[LeedsJr]

Overly sensitive Fez is funny when he counter-attacks.

"I understand that". Please Fez, don't turn into Earl.

[Warren Peace]

The Brett Favre analogy is perfect.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Fez is comparing himself to Brett Favre

Great streamer - "Fez Whatley - the Brett Favre of Satellite Radio"

[red_red_red]

I was just happy that you broke up the sausage fest.

And now that Dell left, the gay is gone too!

i waited til he left to log on

true story
:happy:

[Thadeusgman]

hey thadeus,enjoying this rain?

I have no idea what the sun looks like anymore

[Recyclerz]

Without this show, Fez will die a slow death..

And with Fez the show dies a slow death...

[Warren Peace]

And with Fez the show dies a slow death...

Quite the conundrum

[LeedsJr]

I have no idea what the sun looks like anymore

76 and sunny here in NYC! :clap:

[Furtherman]

76 and sunny here in NYC! :clap:

76 and humid.

The year's first trickle of back sweat. Yech.

[Recyclerz]

Quite the conundrum

One might even say it is moral.

[A.J.]

Ron's fed up.

"Fed". :smile:

[Gutter]

ha gutters a taker!!

sounds like no tears yet.....so what I will be taking is your money.

[disneyspy]

76 and sunny here in NYC! :clap:

76 and humid.

The year's first trickle of back sweat. Yech.

i hate you guys,i havent even golfed yet

[Baby DEW Year]

i hate you guys,i havent even golfed yet

That's because the course isn't ready cuz the crew keeps taking days off!!!!

[red_red_red]

i hate you guys,i havent even golfed yet

so you wouldn't wanna hear about the 90 degrees and sunny down here?

[CountryBob]

i hate you guys,i havent even golfed yet

3 times playing and taking off Friday for another round. You will get your revenge when its August and its 90+ here.

[disneyspy]

sounds like no tears yet.....so what I will be taking is your money.

do you want to play it that way?

ok i'll put my "money" in your "bank"

park my car in your garage

pretend like im a bdy

watch glee with you

[Thadeusgman]

i hate you guys,i havent even golfed yet

i haven't even been able to work on the boat yet:annoyed:

[Chigworthy]

2 Selfish 4 Sabbatical

[CountryBob]

THIS!

Fez stopped doing Fez or Todd has become Fez or ???

[Baby DEW Year]

do you want to play it that way?

ok i'll put my "money" in your "bank"

park my car in your garage

pretend like im a bdy

watch glee with you

WTF?:furious:

[disneyspy]

WTF?:furious:

sorry,didnt know it was a secret

[LeedsJr]

Wait... management is fine with Fez?

:huh:

When you think about it, we're the ultimate enablers.
If we stopped listening, management might care.

We're like Cubs fans.

[Baby DEW Year]

sorry,didnt know it was a secret

SpyReport: Glee is 90 minutes tonight!
An extra 30 minutes added for you enjoyment!:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

When you think about it, we're the ultimate enablers.
If we stopped listening, management might care.

We're like Cubs fans.

i'm in for the fasinating slow train wreck

[Gutter]

do you want to play it that way?

ok i'll put my "money" in your "bank"

park my car in your garage

pretend like im a bdy

watch glee with you

you're just pissed cause you didn't win.

[red_red_red]

When you think about it, we're the ultimate enablers.
If we stopped listening, management might care.

We're like Cubs fans.

yeah but we still pay whether we listen or not

[disneyspy]

you're just pissed cause you didn't win.

i give and i give and i give and this is the thanks i get?

[red_red_red]

SpyReport: Glee is 90 minutes tonight!
An extra 30 minutes added for you enjoyment!:thumbup:

how many naked underage lads will be featured tonight?

[disneyspy]

SpyReport: Glee is 90 minutes tonight!
An extra 30 minutes added for you enjoyment!:thumbup:

AND ITS A LADY GAGA NIGHT!!

[Baby DEW Year]

how many naked underage lads will be featured tonight?

I only watch for the chicks...and their tits! :wink:

[Gutter]

i give and i give and i give and this is the thanks i get?

well......Red just mentioned that extra 30mins of Glee tonight.....so ya got that goin for ya....which is nice.

[disneyspy]

well......Red just mentioned that extra 30mins of Glee tonight.....so ya got that goin for ya....which is nice.

BDY has red hair?

does he have titts too?

[red_red_red]

BDY has red hair?

does he have titts too?

i'd hit it if he does
:smoke:

[Baby DEW Year]

BDY has red hair?

does he have titts too?

http://www.sanctius.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wallpaper-glee-jayma-mays-emma-pillsbury1.jpg

[Gutter]

BDY has red hair?

does he have titts too?

so that was BDY.

i panicked. :down:

[disneyspy]

any pics of laura?

[Gutter]

Fez wore a half suit? half slice half suit?

[Misteriosa]

hi guys. just reading up since i cant listen. got me a hell of a sunburn. i look charred. ttyl

[disneyspy]

hi guys. just reading up since i cant listen. got me a hell of a sunburn. i look charred. ttyl

bikini pix!!

[A.J.]

hi guys. just reading up since i cant listen. got me a hell of a sunburn. i look charred. ttyl

Useless without pics.

[disneyspy]

Useless without pics.

bikini pix!!

[Gutter]

Hicks wants to dominate a 14 year old boys ass. he just said it.

[Gutter]

hi guys. just reading up since i cant listen. got me a hell of a sunburn. i look charred. ttyl

miiiiiistiiiii!!!!!! :bye: miss ya.

[Misteriosa]

no bikini on. sorry :o

[disneyspy]

no bikini on. sorry :o

alright boys,if you want to see her buffy muffy we need to hit 12 pages

[disneyspy]

you mother fucker!!

[TEKOA]

xm executives terminate fez's contract.
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[Misteriosa]

spamming in the current rnf thread? thats ballsy.. :o

[disneyspy]

spamming in the current rnf thread? thats ballsy.. :o

if i was the mod of the listening threads i'd have his balls in my hand right now,

squeezy squeezy

[Gutter]

jeeeezus now Ron is getting all butt-hurt? I'm sensing a Jay Mohr phoner to clear this all up in three, two, one....

[Misteriosa]

and if you want to see some p12n pics, ask spy to provide his own :o im going shopping!

[disneyspy]

and if you want to see some p12n pics, ask spy to provide his own :o im going shopping!

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[A.J.]

if i was the mod of the listening threads i'd have his balls in my mouth right now

Ewwww.

[IamFogHat]

wants to dominate a 14 year old boys ass.

Mod quote.

[Warren Peace]

I wonder what Fez would be like if it was his mother that had passed instead of his father.

[Dell]

back, has it been advice show so far?..

[Dell]

i waited til he left to log on

true story
:happy:

what did I do?..:surrender:

[disneyspy]

Mod quote.

you're doing it wriiong

[red_red_red]

back, has it been advice show so far?..

same show, different day

[disneyspy]

back, has it been advice show so far?..

pretty much,misti tried to kill the thread by saying she'd take nudie pix of her tanned self if we hit 12 pages but we showed her and quit posting so she went chopping

[red_red_red]

what did I do?..:surrender:

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[disneyspy]

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are you sayin he's one of those V3 spies?

[red_red_red]

are you sayin he's one of those V3 spies?

you have too much spy on the mind

[disneyspy]

you have too much spy

you're like the first chick that ever said that to me

[wkj]

WKJ back from SC checking in.

[IamFogHat]

Welcome to the Ron and Todd Show, on XM 202, Sirius 197.

[Dell]

WKJ back from SC checking in.

hey Bill, heading to SC this weekend for a spring golf package...

how was the weather?

[wkj]

hey Bill, heading to SC this weekend for a spring golf package...

how was the weather?

Weather was crazy, 93 on family day and 60 on graduation day. Looks like more of the same this week but with thunder storms. have fun!

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

Awww . . . poor Lady Gaga :(

[Dell]

I sure hope people call in with some advice for Lady GaGa...

[wkj]

She soooo sucks.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

God please help Lady Gaga . . . to . . . not be a loser??? What?

[CountryBob]

I hate her music and her weirdness but I so want to see her meaty vag!

[A.J.]

I liked this when it was called Madonna's Truth or Dare.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

I hate her music and her weirdness but I so want to see her meaty vag!

You spelled cock wrong.

[CountryBob]

You spelled cock wrong.

6 inch clit - who's to differ?

[IamFogHat]

I have a question, is there a single Dave detractor who is at this point not wishing to christ he never left?

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

6 inch clit - who's to differ?

RT @KanyeWest nneed help plz - do clits have peehols??? need to know NOW

[wkj]

I have a question, is there a single Dave detractor who is at this point not wishing to christ he never left?

That you ESD?

[CountryBob]

If radio shows were treated like real jobs I would have fired Fez months ago.
If you cant perform your job duties then you will be replaced. Simple.

Fez subconsciously likes being the victim and uses his only chance of contact with people (radio show) as his way of talking about his problems.

He needs friends to spill his guts to - that's what's lacking. I dont know who could deal with him though...:unsure:

[CountryBob]

RT @KanyeWest nneed help plz - do clits have peehols??? need to know NOW

Haha!

[sailor]

If radio shows were treated like real jobs I would have fired Fez months ago.
If you cant perform your job duties then you will be replaced. Simple.

Fez subconsciously likes being the victim and uses his only chance of contact with people (radio show) as his way of talking about his problems.

He needs friends to spill his guts to - that's what's lacking. I dont know who could deal with him though...:unsure:

Whether they do a good job or not is irrelevant. It's how many people listen.

[disneyspy]

If radio shows were treated like real jobs I would have fired Fez months ago.
If you cant perform your job duties then you will be replaced. Simple.

Fez subconsciously likes being the victim and uses his only chance of contact with people (radio show) as his way of talking about his problems.

He needs friends to spill his guts to - that's what's lacking. I dont know who could deal with him though...:unsure:

without fez,the show dies, everyone ditches their xm radios and the company goes bankrupt

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

chris pays a monthly sub? what amaroon

[CountryBob]

Multi-Pass!

Cookie!

[Gutter]

Multi-Pass!

Cookie!

chickaaaannnn chickannn gud.

[IamFogHat]

How would a blowjob from a man "straighten" you out?

[CountryBob]

How would a blowjob from a man "straighten" you out?

Clever

[IamFogHat]

Ron should listen to Ed Helms' WTF with Marc Maron, it's a good one. And he's just like Ron described in real life.

[CountryBob]

I cant stand soccer

[disneyspy]

Ron should listen to Ed Helms' WTF with Marc Maron, it's a good one. And he's just like Ron described in real life.

the advice thread

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[Warren Peace]

I hope the rest of the Vagabond Souls have strokes.....

[IamFogHat]

Where'd the ladies go?

[LeedsJr]

So...

After the "walk down the hall" yesterday, nothing has changed and they're taking the last hour off...

[CountryBob]

I think that Fez must have some dirt on the bosses - no other reason how he could be keeping his job.

[CountryBob]

Have a 2pm meeting - hate I'm gonna miss this interview.

So long suckers!

:bye::bye::bye::flush::bye::bye::bye:

[deliciousV]

So...

After the "walk down the hall" yesterday, nothing has changed and they're taking the last hour off...

They are providing another hour of never heard material, how is that taking off?

[Gutter]

I think that Fez must have some dirt on the bosses - no other reason how he could be keeping his job.

you ever try to fire a gay dude who's dad just died and has a history of medical problems? Thats a PR shit storm just waiting to fuck shit up.

[Beardeapolis_Badger]

How did anyone ever get laid listening to 'white' 50's music. No pussy ever got wet hearing 'Ah b- b- b- b- b- b- sha n- na na, sha n- na n- na.'

[sailor]

Wait, this is a recorded interview?

[IamFogHat]

Wait, this is a recorded interview?

I used to think they all were because Fez never said anything until I found out he just leaves the studio when guests come in.

[LeedsJr]

They are providing another hour of never heard material, how is that taking off?

"They"? Were you expecting to hear Fez in this tnterview?

[realmenhatelife]

They are providing another hour of never heard material, how is that taking off?

Well never before heard if you dont listen to your radio on the weekend.

[Recyclerz]

I think that Fez must have some dirt on the bosses - no other reason how he could be keeping his job.
Ron made it pretty clear that management is not going to go to the trouble of using the limited options they have ie. Buying out Fez's contract or firing him for breach of contract. Unless there is a high annoyance factor - like the Save Dave email incident - they don't give a shit about this little corner of Mel's empire. So nothing is gonna be fixed until the current contract is up and Ron decides to jettison who or what he thinks is necessary. Sad, but we have no ability to change anything about the situation.

[Space Edge]

Ron made it pretty clear that management is not going to go to the trouble of using the limited options they have ie. Buying out Fez's contract or firing him for breach of contract. Unless there is a high annoyance factor - like the Save Dave email incident - they don't give a shit about this little corner of Mel's empire. So nothing is gonna be fixed until the current contract is up and Ron decides to jettison who or what he thinks is necessary. Sad, but we have no ability to change anything about the situation.

So it will be the same old shit until July of 2012 when the contract is up.

[DOHO@HOME]

So it will be the same old shit until July of 2012 when the contract is up.

If you hear the replay Ron says June 6th when talking about time being up.
But we are hayseeds and rube's so maybe it is all just bullshit.:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

But we are hayseeds and rube's so maybe it is all just bullshit.:wallbash:

Hey, not everyone here is like me!