The Mayans were wrong. End of the world 5/21/11

[WRESTLINGFAN]

According to some Christians

Anyone see this billboard? Supposedly theyre nationwide. I saw this one on I 97 South while going to the Yankee game today




http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg

Id love to see what this group says on 5/22

[disneyspy]

i googled the date,got lots of returns,heres one i picked

http://05-21-2011.zapto.org/

WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!

[hanso]

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We are screwed.

[Crash]

Yes, we know.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66518&page=2

[Recyclerz]

I feel fine.

[keithy_19]

I feel fine.

:lol:

[cougarjake13]

fuck

[keithy_19]

fuck

It's ok. Harold Camping has been wrong before. Unless 1994 actually was the end of the world.

[brettmojo]

Yeah. Let's take the bible literally. That doesn't cause problems.

[StanUpshaw]

Yeah. Let's take the bible literally. That doesn't cause problems.

Huh? This is about as far as you can get from a literal interpretation of the bible.

The majority of arguments, or biblical "proofs", in favor of the May 21st end time have come from Camping. A civil engineer by training, Camping states he has attempted to work out mathematically-based prophecies in the Bible for decades. In an interview with SFGate he explained "...I was an engineer, I was very interested in the numbers. I'd wonder, 'Why did God put this number in, or that number in?' It was not a question of unbelief, it was a question of, 'There must be a reason for it.' " [16]

A commonly cited argument in favor of the May 21st date is:

1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6. (5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."

[Melk]

According to some Christians

Anyone see this billboard? Supposedly theyre nationwide. I saw this one on I 97 South while going to the Yankee game today




http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg

Id love to see what this group says on 5/22
Well, since the Bible guarantees this date, I think we are in for the end days. After all, the Bible has done an amazing job predicting everything else that has happened in my lifetime.

[PapaBear]

What time zone does the Bible use? Won't the date be different for some people?

[StanUpshaw]

EASTERn, obviously

[PapaBear]

EASTERn, obviously
Daylight, Standard, or Easter Islands?

[StanUpshaw]

Daylight, Standard, or Easter Islands?

The big man knows DST is horseshit

[keithy_19]

Daylight, Standard, or Easter Islands?

Just follow your heart. You'll figure it out.

:sleep:

[Melk]

What time zone does the Bible use? Won't the date be different for some people?
Good point. Since I am here in Japan, I make this promise:
If the world begins to end over here, I will let you know so you can make preparations 12-15 hours into the future.

How does that sound?

[pennington]

1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6. (5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."

Well, that couldn't be any clearer.

When these billboards first started showing-up in the mid-west months ago, George Noory had a spokesman for Camping's church on. At the end, Noory asked if the spokesman would come back on his show on May 22; the guy said he won't be here. So Noory asked, if you ARE still here, would you come back on; the guy said it's not possible, he won't be here. Noory kept trying and the spokesman's answers were the same, it is God's Will and it is not even in the realm of possibility that it will not happen.

These people are sincere. They're paying their money for these billboards to warn others. Of course, when it doesn't happen, it will be because Camping miscalculated and is working on letting his followers know when the new day is.

[Jujubees2]

These people are sincere. They're paying their money for these billboards to warn others. Of course, when it doesn't happen, it will be because Camping miscalculated and is working on letting his followers know when the new day is.

They probably used a credit card figuring they won't be around to have to pay the bill.

[CountryBob]

Well, that couldn't be any clearer.

When these billboards first started showing-up in the mid-west months ago, George Noory had a spokesman for Camping's church on. At the end, Noory asked if the spokesman would come back on his show on May 22; the guy said he won't be here. So Noory asked, if you ARE still here, would you come back on; the guy said it's not possible, he won't be here. Noory kept trying and the spokesman's answers were the same, it is God's Will and it is not even in the realm of possibility that it will not happen.

These people are sincere. They're paying their money for these billboards to warn others. Of course, when it doesn't happen, it will be because Camping miscalculated and is working on letting his followers know when the new day is.

Funny how other people worry about everyone else's souls - just worry about yours please. I will take care of mine.

Oh no....:ohmy: I just realized that I am supposed to play in a golf tourney on May 21 - damn!

[jonyrotn]

They probably used a credit card figuring they won't be around to have to pay the bill.
Sounds alot like what our government's doing..

[Zorro]

They were all over the Hoboken Festival yesterday

[DJEvelEd]

Camping says that Judgement Day will begin in New Zealand (GMT?) and the earthquakes & destruction will follow the sun. The dead will rise out of their graves.

Who doesn't want to see zombies?!?

He doesn't ask for any money. He gives away everything. He offers free audio Bibles on DVD and free books, & pays for the billboards himself. He basically trashes the Catholic Church and anyone who is in the Churches now will not be saved because Satan has taken over.

5 months after Judgement Day is the actual end. 10/21/11



www.familyradio.org

[TripleSkeet]

Hmmmm, where have I seen this formula before...

1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6. (5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."

Oh shit!

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/1786/29220455525215be647a.jpg (http://img808.imageshack.us/i/29220455525215be647a.jpg/)

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/cYnyL.jpg

[keithy_19]

http://i.imgur.com/cYnyL.jpg

This kind of makes me want to smoke and start folding a couple of euros I have from when I went to Ireland.

[foodcourtdruide]

This kind of makes me want to smoke and start folding a couple of euros I have from when I went to Ireland.

alright alright, you went to ireland, you're better than all of us. we get it.

[Snoogans]

Funny how other people worry about everyone else's souls - just worry about yours please. I will take care of mine.

Oh no....:ohmy: I just realized that I am supposed to play in a golf tourney on May 21 - damn!

come on. the good lord wouldnt ruin the best round of your life

[keithy_19]

alright alright, you went to ireland, you're better than all of us. we get it.

I was just curious to see if Europeans hid any secrets in their currency is all...

[keithy_19]

come on. the good lord wouldnt ruin the best round of your life

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ATjPNQL071M/RhHUEExHXbI/AAAAAAAAALg/3Tx8mUUFZj4/s320/cs_260.jpg

[CountryBob]

Rat Farts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

3 days to go anyone cross off anything from their bucket list?

[disneyspy]

3 days to go anyone cross off anything from their bucket list?

climb everest-nope
have sex with heather locklear-nope
blackmail sailor-check

[keithy_19]

have sex with heather locklear-nope


Well, she'll still be here after the rapture. With all her sexiness. So don't give up hope.

[SatCam]

oh jesus christ the end of the world completely slipped my mind. only 3 days left i might as well just do what ive been doing the rest of the week...play call of duty and jacking off

[disneyspy]

Well, she'll still be here after the rapture. With all her sexiness. So don't give up hope.

i hope were in the same positive energy stream and i can just merge with her, alot

[TripleSkeet]

Im looking forward to the additional space. It was starting to get too crowded down here.

[Jujubees2]

Perfect timing. My credit card bill usually comes in around the 22nd so I'm maxing it out baby!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Rapture parties planned.





http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110519/sc_livescience/rapturepartiesplannedtocelebratedoomsdaysaturdayma y21

[keithy_19]

Im looking forward to the additional space. It was starting to get too crowded down here.

Amazingly, no members of this board will be missing.

[Contra]

Amazingly, no members of this board will be missing.


BOARD WIDE FACE!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

NO RAPTURE!!!!



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[keithy_19]

BOARD WIDE FACE!

BAM!

[Dude!]

if by "May 21, 2011" christian radio
meant May 22, 2011

and if by "world" they meant
Joplin, Missouri

then they were 100% correct

[CountryBob]

climb everest-nope
have sex with heather locklear-nope
blackmail sailor-check

Have sex with Heather Locklear - what is this 1990?

[StanUpshaw]

Have sex with Heather Locklear - what is this 1990?

Have sex with Ava Sambora?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Have sex with Ava Sambora?

Tia Carrere

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Hes got some chutzpah this Pastor Camping


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[Crash]

So...just as a point of order...


...do we keep using this thread until December 21st 2012 or do we start a new one?



I just want to make sure the end times are orderly.

[cougarjake13]

So...just as a point of order...


...do we keep using this thread until December 21st 2012 or do we start a new one?



I just want to make sure the end times are orderly.

i say keep using this one cause we can rename it again when that one doesnt go through either

[brettmojo]

Change it now... "The Mayans may or may not be right... 12/21/12"

It's not necessarily the apocalypse... Just the end of our world and the beginning of a new one so to speak.

[Crash]

i say keep using this one cause we can rename it again when that one doesnt go through either

We can rename it the "Shit Never Works Out the Way We Hope" thread.

[brettmojo]

http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rapture-postponed-jesus.jpg

[Snoogans]

California preacher Howard Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.

awesome

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm hoping this kind of bullshit nonsense helps people finally realize how idiotic this all is and the sooner we shitcan religion once and for all, the better.

So let me get this straight: the belief that one day all the Christians in the world will suddenly just fly up into the sky while us sinners stay behind to get our asses kicked isn't nuts, but saying you know the exact day that it will happen is?

[brettmojo]

I'm hoping this kind of bullshit nonsense helps people finally realize how idiotic this all is and the sooner we shitcan religion once and for all, the better.

So let me get this straight: the belief that one day all the Christians in the world will suddenly just fly up into the sky while us sinners stay behind to get our asses kicked isn't nuts, but saying you know the exact day that it will happen is?
Christianity and sanity rarely go together.

[jennysmurf]

I'm hoping this kind of bullshit nonsense helps people finally realize how idiotic this all is and the sooner we shitcan religion once and for all, the better.

So let me get this straight: the belief that one day all the Christians in the world will suddenly just fly up into the sky while us sinners stay behind to get our asses kicked isn't nuts, but saying you know the exact day that it will happen is?

No, they're both nuts.

[Crispy123]

I'm hoping this kind of bullshit nonsense helps people finally realize how idiotic this all is and the sooner we shitcan religion once and for all, the better.

So let me get this straight: the belief that one day all the Christians in the world will suddenly just fly up into the sky while us sinners stay behind to get our asses kicked isn't nuts, but saying you know the exact day that it will happen is?

And yet most people go to work every day and trade the hours of their lives in for dollars that may or may not be worth anything. Just as much a religion as Christianity is.

[StanUpshaw]

And yet most people go to work every day and trade the hours of their lives in for dollars that may or may not be worth anything. Just as much a religion as Christianity is.

lol

You should use that in your act.

You can do it in a Bill Cosby voice.

[Crispy123]

lol

You should use that in your act.

You can do it in a Bill Cosby voice.

I knew you'd love it the best Snacks!

[StanUpshaw]

Hey Bill...Whhaaaaat's the deeeeaaal with fiat currency!?

Teellllll me about it Jerrrrrrry! Weee should use Jellooooo pudding POPS!

[StanUpshaw]

If only awkward silences were money...you'd be Carlos Slim.

[Crispy123]

LOL! You can't debate the topic AND you had to listen to my entire set to get to the impressions. Priceless! Snacks you are the best.

[StanUpshaw]

Fuckin right I watched the whole thing! It had me rolling, there was no way I was going to turn it off.

[Crispy123]

Fuckin right I watched the whole thing! It had me rolling, there was no way I was going to turn it off.

Well now I feel bad. You backed my point on fiat money and laughed at my set. Thanks buddy!

[hanso]

Change it now... "The Mayans may or may not be right... 12/21/12"

It's not necessarily the apocalypse... Just the end of our world and the beginning of a new one so to speak.

Dawning of The Age Of Aquarius
When the moon is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligned with Mars Then Peace will rule the Planets And Love will rule the stars This is the dawning of the ...

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/199209/4518672.jpg

[Crispy123]

Karma?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110613/ts_atlantic/haroldcampingsuffersstroke38757_1

[twiggy148]

Yea they are everywhere, especially south and west. I'm surprised they havent taken them all down now the date promised has past

[hanso]

harold camping suffers a stroke
http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110613/ts_atlantic/haroldcampingsuffersstroke38757_1

[PapaBear]

Karma?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110613/ts_atlantic/haroldcampingsuffersstroke38757_1

harold camping suffers a stroke
http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110613/ts_atlantic/haroldcampingsuffersstroke38757_1

I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat myself when under stress...

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[StanUpshaw]

Can you just ban that fucking retard already?

[A.J.]

Can you just ban that fucking retard already?

You'll have to be more specific.

[Zorro]

Karma?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110613/ts_atlantic/haroldcampingsuffersstroke38757_1

Nah...more like being 89

[Crispy123]

Can you just ban that fucking retard already?

You'll have to be more specific.

Was that a shot at me?

I forgive you, forgot what a fundamentalist Christian you are.

[A.J.]

Was that a shot at me?

I forgive you, forgot what a fundamentalist Christian you are.

No. I was making a funny.

[Crispy123]

No. I was making a funny.

Oooooo. Now that IS funny.

[sailor]

Nah...more like being 89

That's what bugs me about people pointing to this as divine justice.

[DJEvelEd]

Tomorrow is the big day. Everyone ready?



Thus we have learned that except for a somewhat different understanding of the words “earthquake” and “rapture” or “catching up” no other past teachings of Judgment Day or the end of the world have been changed. The time line, the certainty of it, the proofs, and the signs are all precisely the same. No other past teachings have been changed or modified. Indeed, on May 21 Christ did come spiritually to put all of the unsaved throughout the world into judgment. But that universal judgment will not be physically seen until the last day of the five month judgment period, on October 21, 2011.

We have also learned that God is still teaching that God has no pleasure in the death of the wicked and will not punish the wicked beyond what is called for in Deuteronomy 25. That is, there is a distinct limit to God’s wrath.

Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011, on the last day of the present five months period. On that day the true believers (the elect) will be raptured. We must remember that only God knows who His elect are that He saved prior to May 21.

[Misteriosa]

well fuck that then. im wearing jeans to work tomorrow.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

What happened to all that intelligence from the Mayans and Aztecs? They were geniuses in mathematics now all they know how to do is wash dishes and mow lawns

[Snoogans]

What happened to all that intelligence from the Mayans and Aztecs? They were geniuses in mathematics now all they know how to do is wash dishes and mow lawns

i dont remember aztecs being geniuses of math. or anything other than fuckin up other tribes for that matter.

and this has nothing to do with either of them. this is about that Camping jerkoff

[WRESTLINGFAN]

i dont remember aztecs being geniuses of math. or anything other than fuckin up other tribes for that matter.

and this has nothing to do with either of them. this is about that Camping jerkoff

Aztecs built pyramids and had calendars too. They werent just hear cutting savages.


Camping got his due, he was dealt a stroke

[Snoogans]

Aztecs built pyramids and had calendars too. They werent just hear cutting savages.


Camping got his due, he was dealt a stroke

regardless, the point was what this october shit is about was the other part of campings prediction. So you bringing up mayans and shit really doesnt have much bearing on this.

Also, there has been alot of thought recently that the pyramids and other things in aztec lands, along with the pyramid of the sun, were built there before aztecs by the older civilization. And some of the mayans that dissapeared were who taught them the math and gave them calanders and such.

For the most part, they were just head cutting savages

[furie]

when is that desintergrating comet swinging by?

[TripleSkeet]

regardless, the point was what this october shit is about was the other part of campings prediction. So you bringing up mayans and shit really doesnt have much bearing on this.

Also, there has been alot of thought recently that the pyramids and other things in aztec lands, along with the pyramid of the sun, were built there before aztecs by the older civilization. And some of the mayans that dissapeared were who taught them the math and gave them calanders and such.

For the most part, they were just head cutting savages

No shit. The aliens built it for them.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Illegal ones?

[DJEvelEd]

The aliens should have armed them better so they could have fought off the conquistadors.

[pennington]

No shit. The aliens built it for them.

I thought it was the survivors from Atlantis. I learned something new today...

[Fishnuts]

Illegal ones?

No... their abuelos.

Hasn't this guys predicted the end of the world several times over the years. He probably makes good money at those seminars.

"You're gonna die anyway...time to buy your tickets to heaven, sinners!.":furious:

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Time to start the countdown


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/2012-end-world-countdown-based-mayan-calendar-starts-101657134.html

[cougarjake13]

Just like the rest nothing major will happen

Unless it did and we didn't know and we're all living in the matrix

[CountryBob]

Damn - what a party I will have next year - and the 21st is on a Friday!

The End of the World Party! I hope it dosent happen until 11:59pm so we can get our drink on...

[pennington]

JUnless it did and we didn't know and we're all living in the matrix

Right. Maybe we're all dead, don't know it, and are just going through the motions. Like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.

[Crash]

Just like the rest nothing major will happen

Unless it did and we didn't know and we're all living in the matrix

Buzzkill....

Just let us enjoy our Armageddon speculation until 12/21/12 when we will all undoubtably slink back to work with a hangover.

Until then back off Rashy McRational!

[PapaBear]

I loved it when Ron said (paraphrased) "Doesn't anyone think that maybe the Mayans just ran out of paper?"

[cougarjake13]

Not to be a nit picker but were Mayans even using paper?

[hanso]

Not to be a nit picker but were Mayans even using paper?

No it was on stone which makes it hard to add to proving his point.

[PapaBear]

No it was on stone which makes it hard to add to proving his point.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't really trying to make a point.

[spoon]

that's not what he said on his blog

[jennysmurf]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423442_342201649156019_255914607784724_959769_4544 04813_n.jpg

[sailor]

About?! That's just lazy.

[hanso]

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They found a longer calender

[keithy_19]

It's very windy outside. COSMIC!

[Snoogans]

it just started raining by me. CALL NOAH

[razorboy]

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[MHasegawa]

Fuck, I did all those rapes for nothing! :surrender:

[spoon]

everyone ok?!

:unsure:

[newport king]

just got up. im still here. ok so far.

[KnoxHarrington]

It's snowing here. In December! Who ever heard of snow in December?

END OF THE WORLD DUDE

[newport king]

its unseasonably warm in nj.also raining. pole shift!!!

[sailor]

54 and pouring in Stamford. Crazy for this time of year.

[A.J.]

I'm ready to go into the light!

[pennington]

Maybe we're all dead and just don't know it.

[Dell]

Maybe we're all dead and just don't know it.

Lost II...the rest of the world

[brettmojo]

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/7276/44456254727811323728963.jpg

[keithy_19]

Fuck, I did all those rapes for nothing! :surrender:

Let's be honest...it wasn't for nothing.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-Mayan-Calendar-Oreo-cookie.jpg

[spoon]

I'm ready to go into the light!

don't you do it!

DON'T you dare!

:nono:

[KnoxHarrington]

don't you do it!

DON'T you dare!

:nono:

There is peace in the light!

[Recyclerz]

don't you do it!

DON'T you dare!

:nono:

He meant light beer.

But your response is still on point.

[spoon]

He meant light beer.

But your response is still on point.

agreed!

:drunk: