Truck driver nearly pops after getting air hose lodged in buttocks

[Jujubees2]

New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack nearly pops after getting air hose lodged in buttocks (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/05/25/2011-05-25_new_zealand_truck_driver_steven_mccormack_nearl y_pops_after_getting_air_hose_lod.html)

Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very
good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've
ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something
up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

[A.J.]

I think he's just blowing smoke up our ass.

[KnoxHarrington]

I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm coming down on the guy, but his story doesn't really add up to me.

I mean, just admit you wanted to see what it would feel like if you put one of those air nozzles up your ass. Who hasn't done that here?

[Dude!]

I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm coming down on the guy, but his story doesn't really add up to me.

I mean, just admit you wanted to see what it would feel like if you put one of those air nozzles up your ass.

it didn't go into his a-hole
it actually jammed into the
flesh of his buttocks and was
pumping air in that way
separating muscles from
each other and fat from skin
pretty weird

[Recyclerz]

That guy really has a flawed concept of "blow job".

[cougarjake13]

That guy really has a flawed concept of "blow job".



winner:clap:

[keithy_19]

New Zealanders are kinky.

[Chigworthy]

I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm coming down on the guy, but his story doesn't really add up to me.

I mean, just admit you wanted to see what it would feel like if you put one of those air nozzles up your ass. Who hasn't done that here?

it didn't go into his a-hole
it actually jammed into the
flesh of his buttocks and was
pumping air in that way
separating muscles from
each other and fat from skin
pretty weird

If that truly was the case, why did he, as he eloquently put it, have to "burp or fart out" the air over several days? My medical license has lapsed, but I don't understand how gas trapped subcutaneously can travel into the digestive tract. I think all the poor shlubs who suffered punctured lungs, then had to have the super creepy chest tube put in would have preferred to just burp or fart it out. Too bad Dr. Steve abandoned us and never looked back.

[jennysmurf]

I call shenanigans.