The Many Faces of Todd

[FezPaul]

<font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I like Tappy.</font>

[suggums]

<p>captain</p><p>&nbsp;fezziewhig</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 8-4-06 @ 2:34 PM</span>

[newport king]

<p>fatty pneumonia</p>

[boobieman]

<p>Cappy..Cappy is the best.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SEE YA!!!&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

Todd

[Fallon]

Stenty

[REXXXEM]

<em><font size="5">TAPPY IS GOOD, IT DOESNT SAY TOO MUCH, FEZ TAPPY ALOT OF ASS, AQND ASS ONLY.</font></em>

[BACH16207]

<font color="#0000ff" size="2">Road Dog Fez Marie!</font>

[fohat]

<p>Soundboard</p><p><a href="http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/viewimage?imageID=1594635501055662221"><img width="278" height="183" border="0" align="left" src="http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/1304/1594635501055662221_rs.jpg" alt="This is not a soundboard!" title="This is not a soundboard!" /><br /></a> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fohat on 8-4-06 @ 6:21 PM</span>

[JohnWC]

Tossy the Salad... or maybe Egyptian Teabag, the friendly Arab<br />

[Rockvillejoe]

sparkle pony fez&nbsp;&nbsp; his impression is frank gorshenesque

[Don Stugots]

<strong>JohnWC</strong> wrote:<br />Tossy the Salad... or maybe Egyptian Teabag, the friendly Arab<br /><p>i liked roman helmet the superhero.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am being silly its the NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JohnWC</strong> wrote:<br />Tossy the Salad... or maybe Egyptian Teabag, the friendly Arab<br /><p>i liked roman helmet the superhero.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am being silly its the NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That's not Fez, the Nature Boy really visits the studio.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JohnWC</strong> wrote:<br />Tossy the Salad... or maybe Egyptian Teabag, the friendly Arab<br /><p>i liked roman helmet the superhero.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am being silly its the NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That's not Fez, the Nature Boy really visits the studio.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" /></p><p>shit i forgot.</p>

[FreshJ]

<p><img border="0" src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g124/jdfreshwater/Cleveland_Steamer.jpg" /></p><p>This Picture says it all.&nbsp;</p>

[Evilpete]

16 min late Fez

[Badinia]

<p>The Italian Tenor, Feztonio.</p><p>And of course, T-bone.</p>

[IamFogHat]

Um hello, I nominate Fez Ethereal, Fantastic baby owner of the year

[SLCRagu]

Fed

[phillybri76]

Pool Pump

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Big Baby Jesus</font></em></strong>

[flavopop]

When Iris calls him Fed, I better be wearin a pamper..lol&nbsp; (cuz I might drop mud from laughin so friggin hard..)

[PapaBear]

I miss Pig Rattle Fez.

[moochcassidy]

pigrattle

[XMRonFez]

Mommy...

[mudflap170]

<p>&quot;Baby Love's Momma&quot;</p>

[Photoshop Mike]

<p><font size="7">TAPPY</font></p><p><img height="360" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/TAPPY.gif" width="443" border="0" /></p>

[Gvac]

Fez will always be &quot;Popeye&quot; to me.<br />

[mudflap170]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Fez will always be &quot;Popeye&quot; to me.<br /><p><font size="2">Fez sez: &quot;I YAM WHAT I YAM.&quot;</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mudflap170 on 8-6-06 @ 7:41 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>one day when i call in i'm gonna say &quot; i miss tazerneck fez &quot;</p><p>had to be one of the funniest things i've seen Fez do. Once he got tazered on the neck&nbsp;i've never seen anyone hit the floor that fast</p>

[pete_in_NJ]

Fezzy Bear<br />

[epo]

Pittsburgh Platter was the best.&nbsp;

[watson]

<p>t-bone</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ron diaz</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>soundboard fez&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 8-7-06 @ 2:00 AM</span>

[TheRealEddie]

Todd

[Grimey]

Feztonio

[PapaBear]

Plastic Fez

[Don Stugots]

<p>tappy</p><p>or </p><p>captain</p>

[buckcorncobb]

Captain of the Cleveland Steamer Tappie

[TheRealEddie]

I gotta go with &quot;Pool Pump&quot;. Thanks Iris<br />

[BLZBUBBA]

Loretta.

[Fatts]

i like when ron call fez Ichey out of the blue.

[FezPaul]

<strong>Fatts</strong> wrote:<br />i like when ron call fez Ichey out of the blue. <p>me think ron funny to</p>

[spot]

Jan Brady<br />

[overyoo]

my fav name was deleted, this is bullllllllll shiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt

[boeman]

tossy the salad

[Gimp]

<font size="-1">Fatty Fatty 2 by 4</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

Fezzy-Lo<br />

[lleeder]

Blue man Fez

[watson]

Fezzinator<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 8-27-06 @ 6:00 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

Gumshoe

[Mike from Bklyn]

I'm torn between Feztonio and Pool Pump.<br />

[DJEvelEd]

Clarkie.......Take it easy.

[fezstherapist]

DEFINITELY TOSSIE THE SALAD

[FreshJ]

My new Favorite "Shitty".

[mendyweiss]

Shecky

[Bossanova]

<p>My favorite is an oldie.&nbsp; Its from the WNEW days(2002).&nbsp; The buddays were talking about the new fad, First innitial and first three letter of the last name.&nbsp; ie: A-Rod</p><p>Fezzie came up with F-Wat, and of course Ronnie turned it into F-Twat in a hurry</p><p>So F-Twat it is</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RonIsHankAaron on 8-29-06 @ 9:01 PM</span>

[Graviolies]

I'm pretty fond of &quot;Grandma.&quot;<br />

[DirtyJersey]

<p>Piss Bag</p><p>http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/JerseyQ/pissbag.jpg</p>

[biggestmexi]

I cant fit them all here though.

So I will pick some better ones.

Suggestions welcome.

[RAAMONE]

Fez

[mikeyboy]

F. Pneumonia

[Furtherman]

Hi Tappy!

[west milly Tom]

Fatty Pneumonia is the bee's knees

[RAAMONE]

F. Pneumonia

i agree...getting pneumonia sucks

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I woulda voted Toddy Boy too. Cuz it almost sounds like tardy boy.

[mikeyboy]

Uncle Todd

[west milly Tom]

Fezzy Marie is funny too

[biggestmexi]

Uncle Todd

Is that really a nickname though? :blink:

[MacVittie]

What about Dirty Sanchez, the Mexican bandit? Or Rusty Trombone, the old jazz musician?

[debit]

Bowl of Gravy.

[Freakshow]

T-Bird.

[biggestmexi]

What about Dirty Sanchez, the Mexican bandit? Or Rusty Trombone, the old jazz musician?

can only post 10 poll questions

[reillyluck]

Tappy Is my favorite.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I too, voted Tappy. But Toddy boy and STOO-PID are still my favorite. Both names can be heard in their applied form in Toddy Don't Know Jack Tripper Bout Tree's Company (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3053)

[patrick187]

I vote for Sloppy Bottom Party Boy.

[Marc with a c]

pool pump

[lleeder]

pool pump

I agree.

[ozzie]

Ace

[SouthSideJohnny]

I'm torn between the Pittsburg Platter or Fartley (old school from Ron & Ron days).

[donnie_darko]

fat girl

[Whiskeyportal]

Cock Holster

[drjoek]

F.P.
Fatty made love to a cupcake.

[Pestz4Evah]

snowball.

[led37zep]

The story being Camel toe Curtis will always make me laugh....so thats my vote.

[Gvac]

Fat girl.

[zildjian361]

Fezzie low:laugh::smoke::drunk:

[johnniehardrock]

Fezzie low:laugh::smoke::drunk:

I miss Sid....

Def Fatty

[PanterA]

F-Wad

The Road Dog Fez Marie

Fezzie-low

Or just plain Fezzy

[underdog]

snowball.

x2

866-RON-0-SNO, 866-RON-0-SNO

[instrument]

ocho-homo.

[biggestmexi]

As an addition with all the other nicknames added there might have to be a second poll.

Toddy Boy
Fezzie Marie
Dirty Sanchez, the Mexican Bandit
Rusty Trombone, the old jazz musician
T-Bird
Bowl of gravy <confirmation?
Stoo-pid
Sloppy Bottom Party Boy (Thought that was Earl)
Pool Pump
Ace
Pittsburgh Platter
Fartley
Cock Holster
Fat/Big Girl
Fezzie Low
Def Fatty
F-Wad
The Road Dog
Ocho-Homo.

[GreatAmericanZero]

As an addition with all the other nicknames added there might have to be a second poll.

Toddy Boy
Fezzie Marie
Dirty Sanchez, the Mexican Bandit
Rusty Trombone, the old jazz musician
T-Bird
Bowl of gravy <confirmation?
Stoo-pid
Sloppy Bottom Party Boy (Thought that was Earl)
Pool Pump
Ace
Pittsburgh Platter
Fartley
Cock Holster
Fat/Big Girl
Fezzie Low
Def Fatty
F-Wad
The Road Dog
Ocho-Homo.

he was "Snowball" too. "Uncle Todd" "Big Kat" and of course "Todd Hilliard"

[BlackSpider]

I went with Tappy.
I used to love when their radio girlfriend Jay Mohr would call him that...

[Enabler]

Bowl of Gravy.

[Epschtein]

Ol' Mudflaps

[jauble]

Tappy makes me smile.

[MacVittie]

Fez Twatley

[Gvac]

Popeye

[biggestmexi]

As an addition with all the other nicknames added there might have to be a second poll.

.

How could i have not put snowball. I forgot, my bad.

Now at:

1.)Toddy Boy
2.)Fezzie Marie
3.)Dirty Sanchez, the Mexican Bandit
4.)Rusty Trombone, the old jazz musician
5.)T-Bird
6.)Bowl of gravy <confirmation?
7.)Stoo-pid
8.)Sloppy Bottom Party Boy (Thought that was Earl)
9.)Pool Pump
10.)Ace
11.)Pittsburgh Platter
12.)Fartley
13.)Cock Holster
14.)Fat/Big Girl
15.)Fezzie Low
16.)Def Fatty
17.)F-Wad
18.)The Road Dog
19.)Ocho-Homo
20.)Bowl of Gravy
21.)Fez Twatley
22.)Popeye
23.)Ol' Mudflaps.
24.)Big Kat.
25.)Fezzie McCool
26.)Nature Boy
27.)E.P.
28.)Ass-Vag
29.)CumCatcher

30.)Uncle Todd
31.)Todd Hilliard
These i wouldnt consider nicknames but oh well.

Does anyone have any more nicknames than FEZ ever?

[BingoCity]

Big A's arch nemesis.....BIG FEZ!!!!

[jimcfan]

I got a one: Silent Fez

[wireman]

diff-rent

[IamFogHat]

I love anytime Ron calls him grandma, auntie, stuff like that, but most especially big girl, I don't know how often he's done it since the JFK days but it fucking kills me every time. It's always so casual and Fez's response to whatever is being discussed is always fluid, it just makes me laugh out fuckin' loud.

[Korda]

"Zero Fez" is one of my favorites, but you forgot my all time favorite.

Fez "Butt-lick" Whatley.

"Come quick Momma, we lost Butt-lick!"

[MacVittie]

Lionel Pillowbiter, the nervous nellie

[Enabler]

Gary Garbagemouth

or

Fuzz Twatley

[ToiletCrusher]

lettuce wrap

[Fuzz Whatley]

Fat Girl

[Sue_Bender]

I enjoy when Ron calls Fez "Big Cat" and "Big Girl."

[Devo37]

Fax.

[JustJon]

Fezzie McCool

[ANC]

Toddy Boy

[jennysmurf]

Zero Fez :thumbup:


(from when he betrayed us all by going to the movie and lying about it)

[#1FanofESD]

Ratley.

[Small..Balls]

Lie Liarson, the lying liar who lies

[Swannee]

Potato Baby

[disneyspy]

fat back

[realmenhatelife]

Buffalo Back

[Rube]

I think it's funny when people call him Gravy Boat.

That makes me giggle. Because people can't be gravy boats.

[IMSlacker]

"Fuzz Twatley" is so mean, but it made me laugh today.

[drusilla]

fezzie-lou

[somebody66]

He's a Fezdabottomus

[nixonfingers]

I like the endearing Fezzie-Lou.

[Suspect Chin]

"Fuzz Twatley" is so mean, but it made me laugh today.

I lost it yesterday when he called him Fuzz Twatley. Such simple line but it caught me off guard and I was rolling.

[DOHO@HOME]

Fez is talking about gym class and Ron says remember your nickname Pick last.:lol:

[jessicaduh]

<p>i liked roman helmet the superhero.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am being silly its the NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!</p>

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iq0XJCJ1Srw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iq0XJCJ1Srw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Gvac]

Jizz Guzzler.

[Philip]

I liked his brief stint as, Mandog, when he wasn't talking for a bet.

[Bowel]

I love "Hot Potato" which Ron has been calling him lately.

[StanUpshaw]

Bowl o' Gravy seems ever more apt.

[n0thng2bdone]

tossy

[CountryBob]

Skippy!

[badorties]

big cat

[Death Metal Moe]

big cat

or T-Bird. Those are my 2 favorites.

[johnniehardrock]

Tappy

[weekapaugjz]

Toddy-Boy

[oPant]

Kitten

[Death Metal Moe]

Fitty

[Dude!]

LeBron James muddah

[underdog]

Second Hand Smoke Monster.

[hurlmon]

Mr Chatty

:huh:

[STC-Dub]

I like the Big Cat.

[CardiffGiant]

Big Cat has a nice ring to it.

[jauble]

Tappy

A truer word has never been spoken.

[Devo37]

Fax.

[Chigworthy]

Old School: Fed

[Judge Smails]

Homoqueersicle

[Bob Impact]

Nigel Pillowbiter

[weekapaugjz]

Cameltoe Curtis

[Melk]

The Pittsburg Platter

or

The Fezster

[PapaBear]

Bowl o' Gravy seems ever more apt.
I just wish he could find his plate of mashed potatoes. Seriously.

[razorboy]

Fatty Three-fingers.

[monkfish]

Purple Guy

[oPant]

Slugger

[oPant]

(What's your name) Fat Body

[Sinestro]

Gaylord

Happy go lucky

Drano

[JBLouisville]

I think I remember 1-888-RON-0-SNOWBALL at some point.

[Penelope]

Lettuce Wraps, just cause it makes him go psycho.

[hanso]

Big Poppa Smurf.

[Photoshop Mike]

Big Cat! That's the way to go. :)

[sailor]

Pool pump

[Philly Franko]

Rain Man or Tela Tequilla:king:

[patrick187]

The Road Dog

[boozer81]

3rd mic

[helterskeletor]

3rd mic

4th mic.
Gay virgin.
Smelly, fat, gay fuck.

[StanUpshaw]

Stankjizz

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Top.

...or Bottom.

[sailor]

4th mic.
Gay virgin.
Smelly, fat, gay fuck.

Cut it out. This is your official warning.

[BlackFan]

Useless

[Sinestro]

Fezmo

[JimBeam]

Cut it out. This is your official warning.

Just curious by why the warning for this guy ?

Too much ?

[sailor]

Just curious by why the warning for this guy ?

Too much ?

yes.

[Bowel]

I'm lovin' "Phil the DA"

[mbc663]

4th mic.
Gay virgin.
Smelly, fat, gay fuck.


Rofl

[IamFogHat]

Let's all be on the level
the best names are
Big Cat
and
The taker of the stick.

[MacVittie]

The Great Cilantro

[Meataball23]

Pittsburgh Platter the big steelers fan

[fezident]

Smithers.

[Manning, Esq.]

I can't keep enough blank Rolodex cards on hand to track all the Sybil-esque a/k/a versions of Mr. H. This list is mucho incompletivo:

1. Todd Alan Hillier – International Thespian Society.
2. Fez Marie Whatley – The cause of, and solution to, all Ronnie B’s problems.
3. Soundboard Fez
4. Homeless Fez
5. Nature Boy
6. Andre – A caller who is 7’4”, 520 pounds, from Grenoble, France.
7. Jan Brady – A caller whose life coincidentally mirrors the TV character of the same name.
8. Fatty Pneumonia – Inspiration for American Pie.
9. Baby Hitler.
10. Tiffany – A none-too-coordinated pole dancer.
11. Mona – Even Tiger Woods wouldn’t sleep with her.
12. Ken – Scott Bakula’s nemesis.
13. Alzheimer’s Bear – A bear; with Alzheimer’s.
14. Shirley Phelps Roper, the Intolerant Weather Reporter.
15. Dwayne – A torture proponent.
16. Precious’s Mom.
17. Inappropriate Santa.
18. Fez’s Heart
19. Leigh Anne Tuohy
20. Marcel LeMuir – Fat, gay, bitchy co-host of Fizz! on WKKT
21. D-Man – A self-referencing tough guy who’s gruff, all over.
22. Steven – A motivational speaker (retired).
23. Reginald the Florist – He’s a florist.
24. Frank Watson - A somewhat entertaining, organic transition from Fez Marie, as of late.
25. Jersey Joe – Two-voiced, oldest fan of MTV’s Jersey Shore.
26. Hank Reynolds – Never joined the show.
27. Barry Delmar – Conservative, god-fearing, right-wing, uber-religious, supporter of Westboro Baptist Church, and opponent of gay marriage.

Like a Fedora-clad suit sitting in his showroom-fresh '58 Edsel would shout out to the dapper, white-suited Pump Boy, "Fill 'Er Up!" [the list, that is].

Oh, do tell who of the crew appeals to you.

[DOHO@HOME]

#3 sound board Fez is the best:clap:

[Judge Smails]

You forgot Tossy the Salad

[Crispy123]

The Bearded Riddler

http://th23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/th_BeardedRiddler.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

You forgot Tossy the Salad

Ah. So. Recalls Egyptian Teabag, the Friendly Arab.
Add Tappy, a product of behavioral therapy.
Feztonio.
And, silence/dead air.

[CountryBob]

Rusty Trombone?
Star Jones

[Crispy123]

Ensign Pulver
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/FezMrRoberts2.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Ensign Pulver
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/FezMrRoberts2.jpg

Anyone who scans in a stub from Fezzie's PLT production gets monumental props.

[Crispy123]

Anyone who scans in a stub from Fezzie's PLT production gets monumental props.

I agree. Thats why he is the saint of the internets.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Pittsburgh Platter.

[ZigZagBigBag]

the roman helmet?

[johnniehardrock]

The Big Cat
Dirty Sanchez The Mexican Bandit
Harry Elvis the Comic that only jokes about pants
Cameltoe Curtis the Wrestler
Lionel Pillowbiter the Nervous Nelly
Always Wet Annett Cummings
The Ships Captain Cleveland Steamer
Pittsburgh Platter the Big Steelers Fan

[Dudeman]

Along with Rory Hamptons, he was either Chuck or Buck.

The Great Cilantro


(There were those days a few months ago when he did about 10 new characters in a row- like the great cilantro. You should get a lot more from those days.)

[disneyspy]

dennis the neighbor that asks for annoying favors

[fezident]

dennis the neighbor that asks for annoying favors

We don't need anyone like that... in THIS neighborhood.

[Manning, Esq.]

We don't need anyone like that...

Are you saying ... ah-hem ... are you suggesting he's that thing that's the worst thing you can call a man? Whoa, you're right. Outta Here, Dennis!

[Manning, Esq.]

The Big Cat

Bingo! Hardly believe BC escaped me. Wow. That's just how complex and fascinating ol' Todd is.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hank Reynolds, former(?) news anchor, finally made the scene (son of ??);
Loretta Watkins;
Max Anderson Williams, Madison Ave. Ad. Exec.

[Manning, Esq.]

Maurice Wembley - Unknown character at this time, but could possibly be a black man born in the late-1960s who owns a tennis stadium?

[ronfezinMaine]

Feztodd :wallbash:

[helterskeletor]

mandog

[disneyspy]

fat back the star of the sassy boys

[The Fagster]

<-------

:thumbup:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

cupcake

[boobieman]

I like Cupcake MacGillicuddy..


SSEYEYYASYSEAA