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realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 06:40 AM
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Gutter
07-12-2011, 06:55 AM
morning buddays.

ICHIBAN: Batman: Dark Knight Rises movie poster has been released and looks bad ass. Took me a second to see what it was.

http://www.thedarkknightrises.com/images/TheDarkKnightRises_TeaserPoster.jpg

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 06:57 AM
:bye:

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 06:57 AM
Guten Tag Herr und damen Buddays!

I'll take another sip of that Albini, please.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:01 AM
free ashley madison for women all summer?!?!

wow.. :lol:

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:01 AM
Don't know how many others use brick & mortar radios fo RF (mine's the OG I got in 1999), but I always have to try The Virus twice. Say, it's on Shade or NPR, I punch up 105, and it freezes. I switch back, and then dial up 105 again - Bingo. Oddly, I always dealt with the same process at 202.

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 07:03 AM
morning buddays.

ICHIBAN: Batman: Dark Knight Rises movie poster has been released and looks bad ass. Took me a second to see what it was.

It's a poster.

Guten Tag Herr und damen Buddays!

I'll take another sip of that Albini, please.

Shellac is playing my town in September which is a bit of a surprise, so that kindof made me forget about Ska week at the R&F listening threads.

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:03 AM
free ashley madison for women all summer?!?!

wow.. :lol:

Ahaaaa. Now, I get it. I always thought it was like, "Free Nelson Mandella," and she was going to go bonkers with the ladies until late September.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:03 AM
free ashley madison for women all summer?!?!

wow.. :lol:

what'd she get arrested for? tssss tsssss

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:04 AM
It's a poster.

yes it is. and it looks bad ass. haha to clarify, I didn't see the batman logo at first.

p.s. You're a poster.

A.J.
07-12-2011, 07:06 AM
Best of?

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 07:07 AM
Well this started weird today - is this live?

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:09 AM
my listening method seems to be skipping a bit :o

if it is best of, i may have to check out.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 07:10 AM
Dont run away yet - seems to be starting now

sailor
07-12-2011, 07:18 AM
It's a poster.

What can you make out of this?

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:18 AM
holy skittle cupcakes! fez was so enthusiastic about voiceing his support for gay marriage that he sounded like he just vomited a rainbow. :blink:

"im for it!"

http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/452226-i532.photobucket.com-albums-ee329-dyno_624-rainbow.gif

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:20 AM
holy skittle cupcakes! fez was so enthusiastic about voiceing his support for gay marriage that he sounded like he just vomited a rainbow. :blink:

"im for it!"

http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/452226-i532.photobucket.com-albums-ee329-dyno_624-rainbow.gif
hahahaaaha,hey buddays

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:20 AM
What can you make out of this?

I can make a hat....or a broach....or a pterodactyl

http://i2.listal.com/image/1997401/500full.jpg

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:24 AM
my listening method seems to be skipping a bit :o

if it is best of, i may have to check out.

ive learned that if theres spam in a sig i can banem,i look fo http://tinychat.com/spynetwork r stuff like this

sailor
07-12-2011, 07:24 AM
Ha, I wrote to Ron a few weeks back that I hoped jury duty found him well. The 1830s rock!

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:26 AM
i went to the doctor about a week back

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 07:27 AM
Suzi Essman and Erroll Morris, weird combo. I'm looking forward to the new Erroll Morris doc about a mormon brainwashing/sex scandal in England.

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:28 AM
Y'know what time I went to the dentist?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:28 AM
Y'know what time I went to the dentist?

half past cum?

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:30 AM
half past cum?

You went to the dentist at half past cum.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:31 AM
You went to the dentist at half past cum.

well i do go to dr joe k

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:32 AM
i have to go back at tooth thirty

sailor
07-12-2011, 07:32 AM
Misti, how do you not love fez doing the fez voice consistently?

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:33 AM
Misti, how do you not love fez doing the fez voice consistently?

who said that?

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 07:34 AM
i have to go back at tooth thirty

I said this to the dentist office girl and she looked at me like "you asshole."


And seriously, dental hygenists are the biggest tramps, and they're gonna condescend to me because I made a tooth pun?

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:36 AM
i have to go back at tooth thirty

its "tooth hurty" you twit.....hahahahaha. at least tell the bad joke correctly Diz hahahaha

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:37 AM
I said this to the dentist office girl and she looked at me like "you asshole."


And seriously, dental hygenists are the biggest tramps, and they're gonna condescend to me because I made a tooth pun?

i asked my proctologist if he had any open dates

A.J.
07-12-2011, 07:38 AM
i asked my proctologist if he had any open dates

I hope his response wasn't cheeky.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:39 AM
I hope his response wasn't cheeky.

he's still tryin to finger sumpthin out tsss ssss

Baby DEW Year
07-12-2011, 07:39 AM
i asked my proctologist if he had any open dates

Enough of this silliness....how's your weak back?

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 07:40 AM
i asked my proctologist if he had any open dates

And he said "You get so clingly after we BF."



zing!

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:40 AM
I'm having a problem with this issue with my Grandson, he get outs of secondary training next month and is insisting his mother throw a big coming home party.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:41 AM
Enough of this silliness....how's your weak back?

its finewe're talkin about rectums now

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:42 AM
I'm having a problem with this issue with my Grandson, he get outs of secondary training next month and is insisting his mother throw a big coming home party.

is it clear he doesnt want a party?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:42 AM
I'm having a problem with this issue with my Grandson, he get outs of secondary training next month and is insisting his mother throw a big coming home party.

then throw it at his parents'

Baby DEW Year
07-12-2011, 07:43 AM
rectum

...damn near killed 'em!

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:43 AM
http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/berman-mugshot.jpg

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:44 AM
is it clear he doesnt want a party?

He's all but demanding it; my daughter is not particularly interested but is probably going to do it.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:44 AM
in all honesty i never heard tooth hurty before and just thought i was being hack

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:45 AM
He's all but demanding it; my daughter is not particularly interested but is probably going to do it.

demanding what? that he does want one or doesnt want one?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:46 AM
He's all but demanding it; my daughter is not particularly interested but is probably going to do it.

then you throw it and have no booze around,just cake,he'll change his mind

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:47 AM
in all honesty i never heard tooth hurty before and just thought i was being hack

Ditto - I'm amzingly confused. I just wanted to share my strategy of getting early dentist appointments, like around 8, to get in quicker and get at the best magazines. Oooo, I love to flip through Cookie.

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:47 AM
then throw it at his parents'

It will be, my daughter's house; his mom.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:47 AM
ugh.. this interview is gonna hurt. his heavy, wet mouth breathing is annoying me. :annoyed:

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:48 AM
is this guy drunk?

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:48 AM
oh this is gonna be fucking arduous if this dude is gonna talk like a fucking Ent the entire time.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 07:48 AM
I dont want to party without booze :drunk:

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:48 AM
then you throw it and have no booze around,just cake,he'll change his mind

I'm not gong, I'm 900 miles away.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:49 AM
oh this is gonna be fucking arduous if this dude is gonna talk like a fucking Ent the entire time.

YES!! thank you! thats was perfect!!

its not an interview.. its an ENT MOOT!!

http://www.myoldrv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ent.jpg

sailor
07-12-2011, 07:49 AM
who said that?

The rainbow line seemed anti.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:50 AM
fez must be busy sleeping in this guys branches

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:51 AM
Wow, this is going to be a tough 10 minutes.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 07:51 AM
YES!! thank you! thats was perfect!!

its not an interview.. its an ENT MOOT!!

http://www.myoldrv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ent.jpg

Haha - I didnt get the Ent line until you showed the pic. God damn that's spot on!
Or he just had a stroke...

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:51 AM
The rainbow line seemed anti.

no. he just blurted it out in an extra hyped up fez vioce. it took me by surprise.

but he probably thinks i hate him anyway. it even says so in the tags. :rolleyes:

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:51 AM
oh this is gonna be fucking arduous if this dude is gonna talk like a fucking Ent the entire time.

Kinda has the pace, and as pointed out the slobbering, of O&A's friend/guest newsman, Ira.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:52 AM
no. he just blurted it out in an extra hyped up fez vioce. it took me by surprise.

but he probably thinks i hate him anyway. it even says so in the tags. :rolleyes:

i'll delete it cause i can!

and i also made it

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:52 AM
YES!! thank you! thats was perfect!!

its not an interview.. its an ENT MOOT!!



It takes a loonnnnng time to say anything at all in ollllld Entish.....and we never say anything unless it is worth.....taking the time to say it...innnnn the first place.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 07:53 AM
Kinda has the pace, and as pointed out the slobbering, of O&A's friend/guest newsman, Ira.

Blue Skies ... 70 degrees today... put it on your website

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:53 AM
damn gutter.. i think that ent line should be put in the LOTD thread. that was great.

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:53 AM
They should send Errol out with Brother Joe's Black Earl, just to make the guy look up and pan around the ceiling on his way out.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:54 AM
It takes a loonnnnng time to say anything at all in ollllld Entish.....and we never say anything unless it is worth.....taking the time to say it...innnnn the first place.

:wub::wub::wub::wub:

yeah.. talk tolkien to me...

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:54 AM
damn gutter.. i think that ent line should be put in the LOTD thread. that was great.

hahaha stop it I'm blushing. glad you like it......feel free to put it there!

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:54 AM
damn gutter.. i think that ent line should be put in the LOTD thread. that was great.

misti and gutter
sittin in this interviewee
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Gutter
07-12-2011, 07:55 AM
:wub::wub::wub::wub:

yeah.. talk tolkien to me...

well shit, I wish I knew that when we were out for drinks that night. I speak fluent elvish.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:56 AM
well shit, I wish I knew that when we were out for drinks that night. I speak fluent elvish.

holy crap. my bartender friend would have blown you. he and i are HUGE tolkien fans.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 07:56 AM
well shit, I wish I knew that when we were out for drinks that night. I speak fluent elvish.

you're a mans man

wkj
07-12-2011, 07:58 AM
Did he just say "Alas, no."?

Baby DEW Year
07-12-2011, 07:58 AM
misti and gutter
sittin in this interviewee
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

:clap::clap:

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 07:58 AM
Ohh, ye discombobulated artiste:

@errolmorris I want to go back to writing. Filmmaking sucks. (It's enervating and expensive.)

sailor
07-12-2011, 07:59 AM
misti and gutter
sittin in this interviewee
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hahaha

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 07:59 AM
misti and gutter
sittin in this interviewee
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

i missed that. that was pretty funny.

Chigworthy
07-12-2011, 07:59 AM
Chuck Pahluniak voice

Furtherman
07-12-2011, 08:00 AM
holy crap. my bartender friend would have blown you. he and i are HUGE tolkien fans.

Ew.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:00 AM
holy crap. my bartender friend would have blown you. he and i are HUGE tolkien fans.

yea, that wouldn't work for me. either of those other chicks tho.......:wub:

they were both hotties! you're pretty easy on the eyes yourself.....but you're....involved.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 08:01 AM
Ew.

he's totally not gay tho :lol:

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:01 AM
holy crap. my bartender friend would have blown you. he and i are HUGE tolkien fans.

Ew.

yea, no bueno.

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:01 AM
well shit, I wish I knew that when we were out for drinks that night. I speak fluent elvish.

I'll bet they just call you panty pealer.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:02 AM
Ew.

was it the tolkin fan part?

wkj
07-12-2011, 08:02 AM
I hate those gutteral pauses.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:02 AM
he's totally not gay tho :lol:

that makes it ok!?!?!?!?!?!?! :nono:

"a mouth is a mouth" only applies after you've done enough prison time.

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:02 AM
http://web.me.com/briandolleman/Site/Blog/Entries/2011/4/21_Absolutely,_Totally,_%26_in_all_Other_Ways_Inco nceivable_files/wallace-shawn-vizzini-2.jpg

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:03 AM
I hate those gutteral pauses.

sorry, my bad.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:03 AM
that makes it ok!?!?!?!?!?!?! :nono:

"a mouth is a mouth" only applies after you've done enough prison time.

ive done time,does that mean you want to blow me?

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:04 AM
ive done time,does that mean you want to blow me?

no....you've got it backwards.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 08:04 AM
ive done time,does that mean you want to blow me?

well.. a mouth is a mouth...

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:05 AM
no....you've got it backwards.

You want him to blow you?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:06 AM
You want him to blow you?

he's quite the homosexual

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:07 AM
You want him to blow you?

he's quite the homosexual

I haven't done THAT much prison time.

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 08:07 AM
well.. a mouth is a mouth...

Ms. Stein!! You're so brash.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 08:07 AM
he's quite the homosexual

he prefers gay...

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:07 AM
ive lasted as long as i can,gotta go water my tomatoes,they're doing very well,i'll take a pic while i'm out

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 08:08 AM
ive lasted as long as i can

i wonder how often he says that... :dry:

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:09 AM
he's quite the homosexual

says the guy with the vegetable garden.

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 08:09 AM
Wow, this is going to be a tough 10 minutes.

You jinxed us, now at 20 minutes in ....

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 08:11 AM
its over! :clap:

now to Isengard!

Manning, Esq.
07-12-2011, 08:11 AM
says the guy with the vegetable garden.

And, this row's English cucumbers;
Here, we have horseradish;
This row, yellow squash;
Two rows of eggplant (ouch);
....

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:11 AM
ive lasted as long as i can,gotta go water my tomatoes,they're doing very well,i'll take a pic while i'm out

How bout you go take a picture of that Russian tomato?

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:14 AM
The Ent Moot has concluded.

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:14 AM
says the guy with the vegetable garden.

Don't you live in the Garden State?

Mighty Real Gutter, Mighty Real.

Baby DEW Year
07-12-2011, 08:14 AM
ive lasted as long as i can,gotta go water my tomatoes,they're doing very well,i'll take a pic while i'm out

Don't bother, I don't think we are gonna hit pg12!

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:14 AM
Don't you live in the Garden State?

Mighty Real Gutter, Mighty Real.

fuck that!!! I keeps it really real son!!!

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 08:16 AM
well.. a mouth is a mouth...


Exactly! And my sheep has a vagina too! Don't see what the big deal is about

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:17 AM
Exactly! And my sheep has a vagina too! Don't see what the big deal is about

Why do hillbillys always fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?



It's the only way to get the sheep to push back.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 08:24 AM
I saw a guy fuck a mule when I was a teenager - no cliff involved. He just sat a bucket of feed down and had a stool and went to town

Gutter
07-12-2011, 08:24 AM
I saw a guy fuck a mule when I was a teenager - no cliff involved. He just sat a bucket of feed down and had a stool and went to town

hahahaha jeeeezus dude. you've seen a lot of fucked up shit huh?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:26 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/72qcrl.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/2hfq3h0.jpg

not ripe yet but we did get a foot and a half of snow on april 20th

Warren Peace
07-12-2011, 08:28 AM
Damn, Rory really did a # on Fez.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:28 AM
i wonder how often he says that... :dry:

not often enuf

wkj
07-12-2011, 08:33 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/72qcrl.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/2hfq3h0.jpg

not ripe yet but we did get a foot and a half of snow on april 20th

What, not a Topsy Turvy?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:34 AM
What, not a Topsy Turvy?

i've been using gallon milk jugs since before those were invented

A.J.
07-12-2011, 08:37 AM
Fez had some of his greatest moments coming on Don and Mike.

Zorro
07-12-2011, 08:38 AM
Damn, Rory really did a # on Fez.

But wasn't Rory was straight...?

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 08:39 AM
Fez had some of his greatest moments coming on Don and Mike.

ew

A.J.
07-12-2011, 08:39 AM
ew

:laugh:

wkj
07-12-2011, 08:45 AM
Who is this person?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:48 AM
Who is this person?

one of our own,who has been awfully quite during this conversation

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=5807

ihaveabadmonkey
07-12-2011, 08:49 AM
So the person Fez was in love with because of their friendship, turns out the friendship was based on Fez being able to further his career and when that stopped so did being friends.

wkj
07-12-2011, 08:51 AM
one of our own,who has been awfully quite during this conversation

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=5807

:ohmy:

Warren Peace
07-12-2011, 08:52 AM
So the person Fez was in love with because of their friendship, turns out the friendship was based on Fez being able to further his career and when that stopped so did being friends.

so Fez got fucked...just not the kind of fucked he was hoping for.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:53 AM
So the person Fez was in love with because of their friendship, turns out the friendship was based on Fez being able to further his career and when that stopped so did being friends.

when i lost my license i hung out with a chick who thought she was my girlfriend and once i got it reinstated i got rid of that crazy bitch

wkj
07-12-2011, 08:55 AM
Never watched alot of Sienfeld; never seen Curb. I so boring.

ihaveabadmonkey
07-12-2011, 08:56 AM
when i lost my license i hung out with a chick who thought she was my girlfriend and once i got it reinstated i got rid of that crazy bitch

ha ha girls are so dumb.

They left WNEW in 2002. We are going on 10 years crazy for Fez over this.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 08:57 AM
ha ha girls are so dumb.

They left WNEW in 2002. We are going on 10 years crazy for Fez over this.

but AJ went to WJFK with them,i'm listening to 2003 at work

A.J.
07-12-2011, 09:00 AM
but AJ went to WJFK with them,i'm listening to 2003 at work

We had some fun times down here back in 2003.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:02 AM
We had some fun times down here back in 2003.

didnt you and fez share a hotel room?

sailor
07-12-2011, 09:03 AM
when i lost my license i hung out with a chick who thought she was my girlfriend and once i got it reinstated i got rid of that crazy bitch

And you wonder why you get stalked?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:06 AM
And you wonder why you get stalked?

what are you saying,that i'm somehow responsible?

wkj
07-12-2011, 09:13 AM
In 1964, we were on a trip from Sacremento to Seatlle in our 1963 Chevy station wagon. The three of us kids we in the back with the seat folded down. My dad rear ended a guy in Redding and my sister took the brunt and cut her forehead. Mom cleaned it up and put a bandaid on it and off we went. Made it to Seattle on time.

And my dad was the Chief of Safety on Travis AFB.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:13 AM
susi essman is talkin shit about the tigers? I FUCKIN HATE HER!!

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 09:19 AM
hahahaha jeeeezus dude. you've seen a lot of fucked up shit huh?

I think a lot of you have just as bad fucked up shit you were involved in/witnessed growing up - but dont like to share as I do....

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:20 AM
New Yorkers should use less cliches.


And I also disagree with the whole yankees thing, the oposing team doesn't do anything for me.

A.J.
07-12-2011, 09:21 AM
didnt you and fez share a hotel room?

That was Elfish.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 09:21 AM
I love her character on Curb - dosent seem like a stretch for her to pull it off...

Furtherman
07-12-2011, 09:25 AM
So the person Fez was in love with because of their friendship, turns out the friendship was based on Fez being able to further his career and when that stopped so did being friends.

Fez? Selfish? Noooooooooo. :dry:

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:28 AM
jabba!

ihaveabadmonkey
07-12-2011, 09:28 AM
maybe we should cut Fez some slack, i'm sure he will get out of this funk soon

KC2OSO
07-12-2011, 09:32 AM
how soon is soon?

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:34 AM
So, you guys gonna buy AM Gold or what?

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 09:35 AM
So, you guys gonna buy AM Gold or what?

exactly. :lol:

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:38 AM
I have an idea for comedy gold, after the madcap, zany rush to the hospital my sister loses the baby!



Oh Louis CK, you're just too edgey.

Warren Peace
07-12-2011, 09:39 AM
Fez? Selfish? Noooooooooo. :dry:

the way I read that was that the individual used Fez to further his career and then threw Fez's friendship away when the individual got what they wanted.

ihaveabadmonkey
07-12-2011, 09:40 AM
how soon is soon?

I think Fez has said he will be back to normal next month about 4-5 different times, so i'll go with next month.

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 09:40 AM
Fez dosent have time for games, music and TV. He spends all of his evening time trying to get that cat to say Cookie.

My GOD - his life sounds like what my Grandma would do each day. Napping, computer and news... :down:

Gutter
07-12-2011, 09:45 AM
I have an idea for comedy gold, after the madcap, zany rush to the hospital my sister loses the baby!



Oh Louis CK, you're just too edgey.

she didn't loose the baby.....she just farted for 42 seconds straight. hilarious.

Furtherman
07-12-2011, 09:47 AM
the way I read that was that the individual used Fez to further his career and then threw Fez's friendship away when the individual got what they wanted.

Is that what happened? That would be f'd up... but I wouldn't put it past Fez to crazy it up instead of telling the truth.

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:47 AM
she didn't loose the baby.....she just farted for 42 seconds straight. hilarious.

No, that was Fez' fear and I was holding up the idea to ridicule considering that it's a comedy and comedies dont typically end with third trimester miscairages.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:49 AM
Is that what happened? That would be f'd up... but I wouldn't put it past Fez to crazy it up instead of telling the truth.

thats the way ron put it

Gutter
07-12-2011, 09:50 AM
No, that was Fez' fear and I was holding up the idea to ridicule considering that it's a comedy and comedies dont typically end with third trimester miscairages.

ah.....i was watching something else for a bit. But i'm glad i came back in time to hear about Fez slapping the ham

"What ham have you been slapping? You better not be slapping the ham I just bought....that ham is for dinner"

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:51 AM
Listen to this asshole caller trying to pretend like he see's so many documentaries about chess he isn't sure which one his anecdote came from.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:55 AM
cant westboro baptist get a new fuckin gig? why do they think protesting at funerals is the thing to do?

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 09:55 AM
Listen to this asshole caller trying to pretend like he see's so many documentaries about chess he isn't sure which one his anecdote came from.

And with that I become a big ass veteran. Eff me I just read that Obama may have to stop Veteran's checks if they dont come to an agreement on the debt ceiling.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:57 AM
And with that I become a big ass veteran. Eff me I just read that Obama may have to stop Veteran's checks if they dont come to an agreement on the debt ceiling.

http://www.soulofamerica.com/soagalleries/rio/enjoy/Rio-Samba_School_Parade2.jpg

jennysmurf
07-12-2011, 09:58 AM
Fez's mom has a deep voice.

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 09:58 AM
:unsure:

sailor
07-12-2011, 09:58 AM
Ha, I was just talking yesterday about how I plot out conversations. I'm fucking nutty.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 09:59 AM
And with that I become a big ass veteran.

:clap::clap:

congrats dude.

looks like i'm right behi........fuck, never mind.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 09:59 AM
Fez's mom has a deep voice.

and hairy nipples

jennysmurf
07-12-2011, 10:00 AM
:unsure:

Yeah....uncomfortable.....

realmenhatelife
07-12-2011, 10:01 AM
ah.....i was watching something else for a bit. But i'm glad i came back in time to hear about Fez slapping the ham

"What ham have you been slapping? You better not be slapping the ham I just bought....that ham is for dinner"

I attempted to find a video of the Turkey Slapper/Ham Slapper sketch from Slovin and Allen's comedy central special. Imagine it here.

Lemieux66
07-12-2011, 10:04 AM
I'm starting to miss flower puns.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:05 AM
I attempted to find a video of the Turkey Slapper/Ham Slapper sketch from Slovin and Allen's comedy central special. Imagine it here.


trying. to. think. about. sketch. ohhh shit!!!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif

CountryBob
07-12-2011, 10:06 AM
trying. to. think. about. sketch. ohhh shit!!!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif

That exploding head rules!

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:07 AM
That exploding head rules!

yea its pretty awesome. so versatile too.

sailor
07-12-2011, 10:08 AM
No, that was Fez' fear and I was holding up the idea to ridicule considering that it's a comedy and comedies dont typically end with third trimester miscairages.

What about a homeless guy having his head pop off after getting run over by a garbage truck?

Lemieux66
07-12-2011, 10:13 AM
I'm starting to miss flower puns.

YESSS. They must have gotten all my tweets.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:14 AM
ichiban-another fan almost fell to his death at last nights home run derby

http://newsimages.charter.net/ap_photos//3a69a209-cdec-43fb-9f37-be4165b5223b.jpeg

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:25 AM
Dman is back? fucking shit.


oh they're playing clips. a montage of awful. this might actually be good.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:26 AM
Dman is back? fucking shit.

easy gutter,they're just playing tape(or discs)

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:28 AM
easy gutter,they're just playing tape(or discs)

yes....picked up on that.

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:34 AM
NOW its gonna get cringy. hahahaha

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 10:34 AM
jersey joe sounds like iris...

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:37 AM
sun set shore in jersey :lol:

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:37 AM
sun set shore in jersey :lol:

I enjoyed the "third exit" line too. hahaaha

wkj
07-12-2011, 10:38 AM
Thought it was Sunday release now.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:40 AM
I enjoyed the "third exit" line too. hahaaha

the great thing about it is theres a sunset shore in st pete beach

FLORIDA

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:41 AM
the great thing about it is theres a sunset shore in st pete beach

FLORIDA

oh that's awesome.

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:42 AM
IN ORLANDO THEY LET YOU OUT AT 5AM,dont ask how i know

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:44 AM
IN ORLANDO THEY LET YOU OUT AT 5AM,dont ask how i know

In Orlando Florida, the jail gets let out of YOU!

Misteriosa
07-12-2011, 10:45 AM
:unsure:

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:48 AM
:unsure:

about what I said? or are you contemplating what you would do if Casey Anthony wanted to squeeze your peach?

jennysmurf
07-12-2011, 10:49 AM
IN ORLANDO THEY LET YOU OUT AT 5AM,dont ask how i know

Do they provide you with a doughnut pillow to sit on? You know, cause all of the butt raping?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:50 AM
OH SHIT LLEEDER!! hahaha

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:51 AM
Do they provide you with a doughnut pillow to sit on? You know, cause all of the butt raping?

no just butt tampons

Gutter
07-12-2011, 10:52 AM
no just butt tampons

MANpons?

disneyspy
07-12-2011, 10:54 AM
MANpons?

ya,bloody boxers stick to your cheeks have a good one buddays


C'YA!!

sailor
07-12-2011, 11:02 AM
Wow, just read up on dear Zachary. I can never watch that. Sounds horrific.

foodcourtdruide
07-12-2011, 11:19 AM
Wow, just read up on dear Zachary. I can never watch that. Sounds horrific.

I can't believe there hasn't been a dramatic film made about this story. Wow, it seems almost unbelievable.

Zorro
07-12-2011, 01:55 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been a dramatic film made about this story. Wow, it seems almost unbelievable.

Yeah, but you know Hollywood. The end would be the mother jumping and little Zach saved.