Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/15/11- Spectacular Views

[realmenhatelife]

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What is Ron & Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

even the slept's new EP "Sinks the Ocean" on itunes (http://bit.ly/mOMQwk) or Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=even+the+slept&x=0&y=0)


1 866 ron 0 fez


It's Harry Potter day.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Manning, Esq.]

Hiya, Buddays! First time, long time.

[Gutter]

ICHIBAN:


BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

http://gawker.com/5821498/mexico-finds-biggest-marijuana-plantation-ever

morning buddays.

Louie was hilarious last night....best part was this line from Joan Rivers who appeared on the show. Louie leaned in for a kiss, got rejected in a crazy awkward moment, then Joan thought "what the hell" and as the episode ended they went off to the bedroom. Here's the line though.

"I thought I had the lock on old.....THE LOCK on old. Then, back from the dead, Betty White dusted off her old dumb tits and trotted em out".

fucking hilarious.

[Manning, Esq.]

Clickin' a few ticks up the old altimeter today, and will be way offline (other than Rhythm & Blues signals) from the Interwebs.

So, a preemptive Donk! to all. Have yourselves just a peachey weekend, okay?

[Misteriosa]

Clickin' a few ticks up the old altimeter today, and will be way offline (other than Rhythm & Blues signals) from the Interwebs.

So, a preemptive Donk! to all. Have yourselves just a peachey weekend, okay?

quitter... :dry:

[Manning, Esq.]

quitter... :dry:

You're a quitter.

C'YA!!

[realmenhatelife]

Is it perhaps in bad taste to do a Banzai contest when you're playing the Japanese team?




Also, would probably rather hear awful pop than JRV.

[Misteriosa]

Is it perhaps in bad taste to do a Banzai contest when you're playing the Japanese team?
Also, would probably rather hear awful pop than JRV.

De gustibus non disputandum est. :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

De gustibus non disputandum est. :smoke:

Are you particularly into Latin, Misti?

[Misteriosa]

Are you particularly into Latin, Misti?

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur :wink:

but yes, i took many years of it in school.

[Gutter]

Is it perhaps in bad taste to do a Banzai contest when you're playing the Japanese team?




Also, would probably rather hear awful pop than JRV.

De gustibus non disputandum est. :smoke:


Agreed. Its THEIR war cry....they decided to fly their planes into things screaming that, so fuck em.

[realmenhatelife]

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur :wink:

but yes, i took many years of it in school.

Nescio quid dicas

I wanted to take it in college but I suck at language so bad I thought that was setting the bar a bit high.

[Misteriosa]

Nescio quid dicas

I wanted to take it in college but I suck at language so bad I thought that was setting the bar a bit high.

roughly, i said: everything sounds more profound when said in latin

[Gutter]

speaking of Emmy snubs.....here's something hilarious. Check out what Yahoo.com thinks are Emmy snubs:

Snub: "The Voice", "Cougar Town","The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills", and "Big Love"

apparently everyone that works for yahoo watches and enjoys pure horse shit tv.

[Misteriosa]

did rupaul's drag race get an emmy nomination? that show is WAY more deserving than that other sewage...

[realmenhatelife]

roughly, i said: everything sounds more profound when said in latin

Clearly I have google.

[Misteriosa]

Clearly I have google.

im sorry :down: i was just trying to be helpful.

[realmenhatelife]

speaking of Emmy snubs.....here's something hilarious. Check out what Yahoo.com thinks are Emmy snubs:

Snub: "The Voice", "Cougar Town","The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills", and "Big Love"

apparently everyone that works for yahoo watches and enjoys pure horse shit tv.

The guy from Sons of Anarachy is all pussy hurt over it, he posted a bunch about how little he cares about the emmys.

Amy Poehler had something funny to say that I probably would've gotten more if I watched that show.

[realmenhatelife]

im sorry :down: i was just trying to be helpful.

You're very helpful :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

:o

[Gutter]

Mosely gets divorced and his wife gets his belts. unreal.

My buddy is getting divorced not three days after his 1 year anniversary. She's moving out and dropping the D word. He's a bad communicator and he works odd hours, but she's not willing to work on it. He bought them a beautiful house, paid for an amazing honeymoon, poured thousands of dollars into the house to make it nicer (outdoor furniture and fireplace, repaired a broken sub pump the second it happened, painted everything, new washer/dryer, Tv's, finished the basement, furniture for two separate living rooms, king size mattress) all paid for by him. Guarantee she gets the house, or at least has to buy her out of something she put $0 into. fucking sickening. I actually hope she's cheating on him at this point and gets caught so she gets nothing.


I'm never getting married. ever.

[Gutter]

The guy from Sons of Anarachy is all pussy hurt over it, he posted a bunch about how little he cares about the emmys.

Amy Poehler had something funny to say that I probably would've gotten more if I watched that show.

Kurt Sutter. he's always pissed off about that. he's pissed about how TV execs and the business works in general. His rants are pretty good.

[realmenhatelife]

Mosely gets divorced and his wife gets his belts. unreal.

My buddy is getting divorced not three days after his 1 year anniversary. She's moving out and dropping the D word. He's a bad communicator and he works odd hours, but she's not willing to work on it. He bought them a beautiful house, paid for an amazing honeymoon, poured thousands of dollars into the house to make it nicer (outdoor furniture and fireplace, repaired a broken sub pump the second it happened, painted everything, new washer/dryer, Tv's, finished the basement, furniture for two separate living rooms, king size mattress) all paid for by him. Guarantee she gets the house, or at least has to buy her out of something she put $0 into. fucking sickening. I actually hope she's cheating on him at this point and gets caught so she gets nothing.


I'm never getting married. ever.

Isn't the moral of the story get married to a chick that has a job?

[Gutter]

Isn't the moral of the story get married to a chick that has a job?

She's a teacher.

[LeedsJr]

Isn't the moral of the story get married to a chick that has a job?

She's a teacher.

A job that pays?

[KC2OSO]

Itchy Fez = ewww. :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

Where, oh where, is Frank Watson?

[Gutter]

A job that pays?

well, it doesn't help that so far in her 2 years of teaching she's decided to take full advantage of her summer breaks.

[Gutter]

Fez has hypnogerms

http://vicmackey.trakt.tv/images/episodes/177-3-12.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

well, it doesn't help that so far in her 2 years of teaching she's decided to take full advantage of her summer breaks.

Still though, she pulls a salary, dont just pony up the entire bill because you're the guy and she's the girl. If you aren't going to have a joint account make her accountable for part of that cost.

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. im getting more and more firmly on the "not getting married" boat every year. maybe it just because im surrounded by so many failing ones.

on a comical note, my ex and the girl with whom he cheated on me just got engaged. :laugh:

[KC2OSO]

Fez has hypnogerms

http://vicmackey.trakt.tv/images/episodes/177-3-12.jpg

Is that Anthony on the left?

[Gutter]

Still though, she pulls a salary, dont just pony up the entire bill because you're the guy and she's the girl. If you aren't going to have a joint account make her accountable for part of that cost.

true true....thats the whole thing though....he's afraid to even bring it up because they've been on thin ice the majority of their marriage. totally on him, but he feels its just something else they would wind up arguing about and another reason for her to shut down on him.

[Misteriosa]

Is that Anthony on the left?

no, frylock is WAY more rational, and he sounds like a black guy to me :lol:

[LeedsJr]

Mosely gets divorced and his wife gets his belts. unreal.

My buddy is getting divorced not three days after his 1 year anniversary. She's moving out and dropping the D word. He's a bad communicator and he works odd hours, but she's not willing to work on it. He bought them a beautiful house, paid for an amazing honeymoon, poured thousands of dollars into the house to make it nicer (outdoor furniture and fireplace, repaired a broken sub pump the second it happened, painted everything, new washer/dryer, Tv's, finished the basement, furniture for two separate living rooms, king size mattress) all paid for by him. Guarantee she gets the house, or at least has to buy her out of something she put $0 into. fucking sickening. I actually hope she's cheating on him at this point and gets caught so she gets nothing.


I'm never getting married. ever.

yeah.. im getting more and more firmly on the "not getting married" boat every year. maybe it just because im surrounded by so many failing ones.

on a comical note, my ex and the girl with whom he cheated on me just got engaged. :laugh:

I've been happily married for 16 years. Honestly.

[Gutter]

Is that Anthony on the left?

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! never noticed the similarity before!!! hahaha

[realmenhatelife]

true true....thats the whole thing though....he's afraid to even bring it up because they've been on thin ice the majority of their marriage. totally on him, but he feels its just something else they would wind up arguing about and another reason for her to shut down on him.

Like, what are you trying to save at that point? You just got married and you cant ask her to go in on the house because you want to avoid the fight. Exactly how will that every be salvagable, he should've just punched out right away and gotten it anulled.





I would actually get married.

[Gutter]

I've been happily married for 16 years. Honestly.

I feel like I'm surrounded by people who have shitty marriages because they got married simply because they were with that particular person for so long that its just what you do at that point. I guess I could say that two of my friends knew for sure that they'd always be together and it works for them. I just felt like I would know if it would work or not....not right away, but soon after dating a chick I felt like if she was the right one I could think about the possibility and not be terrified by it. That hasn't happened yet.

[Gutter]

Like, what are you trying to save at that point? You just got married and you cant ask her to go in on the house because you want to avoid the fight. Exactly how will that every be salvagable, he should've just punched out right away and gotten it anulled.





I would actually get married.

ahhh love.....it is a mother fucker no?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMzg3ODU0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTk4ODE3Mw@@._ V1._SX578_SY240_.jpg

[Misteriosa]

forget these clowns.. ETS ON iTUNES (http://bit.ly/mOMQwk) or AMAZON (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=even+the+slept&x=0&y=0)!!!

[KC2OSO]

no, frylock is WAY more rational, and he sounds like a black guy to me :lol:

True. Frylock has that Shaft voice and isn't a nut.

[A.J.]

Where, oh where, is Frank Watson?


Probably in California celebrating the passage of the bill which will mandate teaching Gay History in schools. (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/14/california.lgbt.education/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1)

[Gutter]

no, frylock is WAY more rational, and he sounds like a black guy to me :lol:

He's one of those super nerdy black guys though that you know has about as good a chance in the hood as a white guy.

[Misteriosa]

He's one of those super nerdy black guys though that you know has about as good a chance in the hood as a white guy.

like smart brother?

[Gutter]

like smart brother?

got that right sistah girl.

[KC2OSO]

Hot Dougs

[Misteriosa]

its lunch time soon.. why do i feel the overwhelming urge to eat mushrooms.. :wink:

[disneyspy]

its lunch time soon.. why do i feel the overwhelming urge to eat mushrooms.. :wink:

you thinkin of me?

[Misteriosa]

you thinkin of me?

i didnt say taffy...

[KC2OSO]

heh - you can never get back to that perfect trip. you can try though :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

ive never dropped acid or anything like that. i feel like im missing out.

[disneyspy]

i didnt say taffy...

oh no you di'int!!!

[A.J.]

Acid always scared the shit out of me with flashbacks and killing brain cells.

And yet, I started smoking...

[disneyspy]

i quit taking acid when all those little pygmy guys hiding in the shadows of bushes scared the shit of me

[disneyspy]

Acid always scared the shit out of me with flashbacks and killing brain cells.

And yet, I started smoking...

the flashbacks my friends would get at disney when it got hot out were the best,had a bud swear there were bats in splash mountain and kept ducking out of the way while we're trying to put people into the ride

[Misteriosa]

haha more acid stories please!

i love drug talk on the show.

[jennysmurf]

Acid always scared the shit out of me with flashbacks and killing brain cells.

And yet, I started smoking...

The flashbacks are what kept me from trying it. If I could do it once, then be done, why not try it, but I don't want to be driving the kids around or something and freak out.

[KC2OSO]

lol filled up a 200 page notebook. that's funny.

[Gutter]

I need some very specific things in place for me to do mushrooms or acid. I've done shrooms a number of times and I think as you get older, it just starts to feel uncomfortable and unless everything is perfectly in place you find yourself trying to calm yourself down from it the whole time instead of enjoying it.

I'll shroom again or try acid for the first time, but I need a cool breezy day, a huge outdoor park kind of area, preferably with a river nearby (bonus points for a waterfall), plenty of pot, plenty of cigs, tons of drinking water and a few things to do......a frisbee to toss around, a football, bring a tennis ball and the dog along....something like that, and NO people. I don't want to see anyone besides the people i'm tripping with. And some tunes.

[sailor]

I need some very specific things in place for me to do mushrooms or acid. I've done shrooms a number of times and I think as you get older, it just starts to feel uncomfortable and unless everything is perfectly in place you find yourself trying to calm yourself down from it the whole time instead of enjoying it.

I'll shroom again or try acid for the first time, but I need a cool breezy day, a huge outdoor park kind of area, preferably with a river nearby (bonus points for a waterfall), plenty of pot, plenty of cigs, tons of drinking water and a few things to do......a frisbee to toss around, a football, bring a tennis ball and the dog along....something like that, and NO people. I don't want to see anyone besides the people i'm tripping with. And some tunes.

Sounds like more effort than pasting a link.



[ ;) ]

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

slept through my tee time so I had to do yard work today...:down:

has Fez been rockin it today?

[Gutter]

Sounds like more effort than pasting a link.



[ ;) ]


you cheeky fucker!!! hahaha. good one.

[Gutter]

moaning buddays...:bye:

slept through my tee time so I had to do yard work today...:down:

has Fez been rockin it today?

eeehhhhh i wouldn't call it rockin.

[Dell]

The flashbacks are what kept me from trying it. If I could do it once, then be done, why not try it, but I don't want to be driving the kids around or something and freak out.

same reason I never tried it...I'm too much of a control nut too

[disneyspy]

same reason I never tried it...I'm too much of a control nut too

i hate when i lose control of my nut,wait a second,no i dont

[disneyspy]

even pepper has gotten board with this guy he just tweeted this 202friends 202 Friends
Check out the new season of The Green Room with @paulprovenza - huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/14/gre…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/14/green-room-paul-provenza_n_898536.html

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ahhhh BTW......where the fuck is Furtherman while we're talking about Ken Kesey?

[realmenhatelife]

Is skipping the garlic on the first date really that smart? I mean, if she's gonna get down on the first date that whore doesn't care if you have garlic breath. It seems like the safest date to have garlic on.

[A.J.]

ahhhh BTW......where the fuck is Furtherman while we're talking about Ken Kesey?

Probably doing whipits.

[Misteriosa]

so what if she has sex on the first date. why does she have to be called a whore? :(

[Gutter]

Probably doing whipits.

such a slacker.

[disneyspy]

Is skipping the garlic on the first date really that smart? I mean, if she's gonna get down on the first date that whore doesn't care if you have garlic breath. It seems like the safest date to have garlic on.



and a chick that'll give you head on the first date isnt a whore,she's an angel

[Gutter]

so what if she has sex on the first date. why does she have to be called a whore? :(


Misti.......the voice of reason.

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[spoon]

Nothing more boring than anyone telling drug stories.

Does this gift come with a snip of captain lou albano's beard?

[disneyspy]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/x9r8vp1akOi1M8Y3OYvYKz5k5dYDYmAHHAfpBUXRJZ6pQF6R4g KmZ1ygPv5D/PattyBurns.jpg

uncanny resemblnce

[spoon]

so what if she has sex on the first date. why does she have to be called a whore? :(

She's not a whore she just loves appreciates a good meal!

[realmenhatelife]

so what if she has sex on the first date. why does she have to be called a whore? :(

I'm just being crude. My point is more that if she has sex on the first date she understands that you ate some garlic bread 2 hours ago and that you usually dont smell like this.

[disneyspy]

She's not a whore she just loves appreciates a good meal!

run away kids,its a night poster!

[spoon]

run away kids,its a night poster!

Or u can run bc that ^ was stated by the kid didder. Ole' uncle slippy stink fingers dspy. Why the hell do u think he was spying at disney?

[KC2OSO]

20,000 kids and they're all in an apartment on Roosevelt Island.

[Gutter]

Or u can run bc that ^ was stated by the kid didder. Ole' uncle slippy stink fingers dspy. Why the hell do u think he was spying at disney?

hahahaha @ Uncle slippy stink fingers hahahahaha. Brother of Uncle Touchy with the puzzle basement?

[disneyspy]

hahahaha @ Uncle slippy stink fingers hahahahaha. Brother of Uncle Touchy with the puzzle basement?

dont fall into the trap gutter,all those night posters do is call people names and post angry messages to each other,they give me the willies

i got a spam call on my phone from http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-630-869-6954 reported his ass

[Gutter]

dont fall into the trap gutter,all those night posters do is call people names and post angry messages to each other,they give me the willies

i got a spam call on my phone from http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-630-869-6954 reported his ass

I'm well aware of the temptations of the dark side.

[spoon]

hahahaha @ Uncle slippy stink fingers hahahahaha. Brother of Uncle Touchy with the puzzle basement?


Ha! That's the guy he replaced! Hottub prison basement camp. Boy scoutshave to EARN this badge!

[disneyspy]

Ha! That's the guy he replaced! Hottub prison basement camp. Boy scoutshave to EARN this badge!

i outta ban you for that low blow comparison,you fuck

[spoon]

And by "Night Poster" dspy means startint around 7 pm when he goes to bed long after his early bird special meal.

[jennysmurf]

I realize that I'm not her "demographic" but I really want to punch that Adam & Eve woman in the face. I can't stand that fake, sexy voice. Do you guys really find that voice sexy?

[disneyspy]

And by "Night Poster" dspy means startint around 7 pm when he goes to bed long after his early bird special meal.

I HAVE TO GET UP AT 4 AM!!

[disneyspy]

I realize that I'm not her "demographic" but I really want to punch that Adam & Eve woman in the face. I can't stand that fake, sexy voice. Do you guys really find that voice sexy?

hell no,she reminds of the chick you talk to at 5 minutes to closing time and talks like that and when you go to her place she tells you she's never had anal,friggin tease slut talker!

[Gutter]

I realize that I'm not her "demographic" but I really want to punch that Adam & Eve woman in the face. I can't stand that fake, sexy voice. Do you guys really find that voice sexy?

nope....and the blatantly obvious sexual innuendos are even worse. can't stand that commercial, or really ANY of the commercials on Sirius.

[Gutter]

btw, these are the first things Fez has said in about 2 hours.

[disneyspy]

spoon cant even park right

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg734/scaled.php?tn=0&server=734&filename=xj0rh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

[realmenhatelife]

I realize that I'm not her "demographic" but I really want to punch that Adam & Eve woman in the face. I can't stand that fake, sexy voice. Do you guys really find that voice sexy?

There's nothing sexy about a girl trying to be sexy.

[jennysmurf]

hell no,she reminds of the chick you talk to at 5 minutes to closing time and talks like that and when you go to her place she tells you she's never had anal,friggin tease slut talker!

nope....and the blatantly obvious sexual innuendos are even worse. can't stand that commercial, or really ANY of the commercials on Sirius.

There's nothing sexy about a girl trying to be sexy.

Thank you, gentlemen. I don't feel so out-of-touch now.

[disneyspy]

these guys arent too bad for being in the fishbowl

[spoon]

Thank you, gentlemen. I don't feel so out-of-touch now.

just visit ole drippy, he'll keep you in touch as long as your under 15.

[Misteriosa]

whats the miracle you are on at this time, spoon? :)

[Gutter]

just visit ole drippy, he'll keep you in touch as long as your under 15.

This guy?

https://www.tubemogul.com/public/secure_img/1245156978173-32173-ATHF01x07OlDrippy.avi-1-4.jpg

its a new record....two ATHF references in one thread.

[disneyspy]

whats the miracle you are on at this time, spoon? :)

he cant post now cuz he shut the lid on his coffin and lost internet,he'll get back to you when he goes out for a bloody mary

[spoon]

This guy?

https://www.tubemogul.com/public/secure_img/1245156978173-32173-ATHF01x07OlDrippy.avi-1-4.jpg

its a new record....two ATHF references in one thread.

Well to be fair I always fit in athf or aups1 quotes in randomly. Just curious, what was the other one and who had it!? Was it Terrance the microwave cat?

[spoon]

spoon cant even park right

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg734/scaled.php?tn=0&server=734&filename=xj0rh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

I didn't think someone could make a car crash in a fucking picture, but you did it.

AWFUL

[spoon]

whats the miracle you are on at this time, spoon? :)

work schedule?

phone posting bc bored

[KC2OSO]

This guy?

https://www.tubemogul.com/public/secure_img/1245156978173-32173-ATHF01x07OlDrippy.avi-1-4.jpg

its a new record....two ATHF references in one thread.
Is the guy on the right Fez?

[disneyspy]

Is the guy on the right Fez?

i think its billy staples,the orange ball of failure

[KC2OSO]

Donk. Have a greeat weekendy.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays have a good weekend,


C'YA!!

[KC2OSO]

i think its billy staples,the orange ball of failure
Well played sir.

[Misteriosa]

enjoy your weekend, buddays :bye:

[spoon]

Is the guy on the right Fez?

i think its billy staples,the orange ball of failure

It's actually meatwad, the name alone makes dspy want to put it in his mouth and ass

[disneyspy]

It's actually meatwad, the name alone makes dspy want to put it in his mouth and ass

awful

[spoon]

I'd say make a poll about which joke is worse but you'd just sit on it.

[spoon]

I'll give you this, you're old.

[disneyspy]

you're the best douche we have on this board,you keep it nice and fresh,so thanks!

[spoon]

some of these are bad but I keep laughing for some reason

you love me like Hottub loves stalking "build a bear" and Lego shops for kids and justjons.

[spoon]

you're the best douche we have on this board,you keep it nice and fresh,so thanks!

rf.nets sweetest and most pH balanced poster!

I like it!

[KC2OSO]

you two should get a room

[Sue_Bender]

you two should get a room

...and kill yourselves there. :wink:

[Furtherman]

ahhhh BTW......where the fuck is Furtherman while we're talking about Ken Kesey?

I missed it. I can't believe it. I have failed.

[Gutter]

I missed it. I can't believe it. I have failed.

yea ya did. They had Alex Gibney on talking about the documentary that's coming out.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235790/

[zildjian361]

no lady Gaga yet she was on Howard for an hour, took pics with Little Jimmie on O&A :smoke::drunk: